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WILDE AT HEART
ADAPTED FROM OSCAR WILDE’S THE STAR-CHILD
By Jon Boustead
SYNOPSIS: Oscar hates stories, but when he disturbs Once, Upon and A
Time, his world is thrown upside down as he learns about courage, greed and
forgiveness...There is lots of scope for physical theatre and simple staging is
this wonderful adaptation of Oscar Wilde’s The Star-Child.
CAST OF CHARACTERS
(5 females, 8 males, 16-22 either, extras, doubling)
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OSCAR (f/m) .................................. (49 lines)
ONCE (f/m) .................................... (52 lines)
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UPON (f/m) .................................... (32 lines)
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SOLDIER 1 (f/m)............................ (15 lines)
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SOLDIER 2 (f/m)............................ (8 lines)
STRAWBERRY SELLER (f/m)..... (3 lines)
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MEAT SELLER (f/m) .................... (2 lines)
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DURATION: 45 minutes
DOUBLING POSSIBILITIES
The following characters double to create the forest in SCENE 2:
Woodcutter 1’s Wife, Lucinda, Claudia, Matilda, Gregory, Timothy,
Nathaniel, Michael, Simeon.
There is much scope for doubling to suit a much smaller cast, but
some suggestions would be: CHILDREN / SELLERS,
ENTOURAGE and JESTERS / TOWNSPEOPLE, ENTOURAGE 1
/ BIRD, ENTOURAGE 2 / SQUIRREL, ENTOURAGE 3 / MOLE)
Lines that are spoken by more than one character (Example: Jesters)
could be absorbed by one actor.
SYNOPSIS OF SCENES
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SCENE 9: Bare stage
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COSTUME SUGGESTIONS
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The items noted below are simply suggestions. It would be possible to produce
this piece with simple costumes. For example, the main characters could wear
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all black and have a signifying prop or costume accessory, such as an apron,
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Oscar in pajamas
Woodcutter 1’s Wife wears an apron
Starchild wears a star necklace or similar
SET SUGGESTIONS
In the orignal production, the set consisted of fairy lights, piles of books and
two ladders, which acted as levels. With much of the transitions requiring a
fluidity, the suggestion would be to make use of signage and physical theatre
to signify the locations.
MUSIC SUGGESTIONS
This could make a terrific project for a competent composer in the cast to
create some music for the production. Otherwise, thematically relevant
instrumental pieces could be sourced.
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PROPS LIST
SCENE 1
□ Piles of books (these remain on stage throughout the play becoming
props later in the play) Preset on stage.
□ Three pieces of paper that read BED, TIME and STORY. Preset on
stage.
SCENE 2
□ Sign reading, YOU ARE RIGHT HERE (brought on by cast
building the forest)
□ Starry blanket wrapped up to look like a baby is inside (brought on
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by cast building the forest)
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□ Toy car (rolled on by available cast member), or remote controlled
car driven on by an actor
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□ Mixing bowl, socks, a pair of socks with holes, undies, and toys
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(Brought on by WIFE)
□ Wooden spoon puppet (brought on by Simeon)
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□ Dirty undies (thrown on by Gregory, Timothy and Nathaniel)
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SCENE 3
□ Starry blanket (remaining on stage after Scene 2)
□ Torn bits of paper (remaining on stage after Scene 1)
□ Bible (brought on by Priest)
□ Damp cloth
□ Jester’s hat
□ Grapes and a drink (brought on by Woodcutter 1 and Wife)
SCENE 4
□ Disfigured mask (brought on by Once, Upon and A Time)
SCENE 5
□ Basket of strawberries (brought on by Strawberry Seller)
□ Basket of meat (brought on by Meat Seller)
□ Bottles of booze (brought on by Booze Seller)
□ Bottle of wine (brought on by a Minion)
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SCENE 6
□ Whip (brought on by Magician, or could be mimed)
□ Bread and water (brought on by Minion/s)
SCENE 7
□ Broken sunglasses and a broken stick (brought on by Mole)
□ White gold and yellow gold (placed by the cast members involved
in their hiding places – Example: cave and pool of water)
SCENE 8
□ Red gold (brought on by the cast members involved in its hiding
place, which is a bush)
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□ Crowns and royal robes (brought on by cast members involved in
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the transformation of Beggar Woman and Leper)
□ “The Star Child” book (brought on by Once, Upon and A Time).
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This could be handmade for the production
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AUTHOR’S NOTE
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DEDICATION
SCENE 1
ONCE: Once upon a time, two poor Woodcutters were making their
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way home through a great pine forest.
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A TIME: Not having any of it, is he?
UPON: No, not one bit of it.
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A TIME: Looks like his mind is made up.
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UPON and A TIME join in with the same speech, but the lines should
overlap each other, so that it becomes confusing. This should happen
quickly, and as it does, OSCAR becomes even more frustrated.
ONCE: Once upon a time, two poor Woodcutters were making their
way home through a great pine forest. // It was winter, and a night
of bitter cold. The snow lay thick upon the ground, and upon the
branches of the trees: the frost kept snapping the little twigs on
either side of them, as they passed.
UPON: (Beginning after “…through a great pine forest.”) Once upon a
time, two poor Woodcutters were making their way home through a
great pine forest. It was winter, and a night of bitter cold. // The snow
lay thick upon the ground, and upon the branches of the trees: the
frost kept snapping the little twigs on either side of them, as they
passed.
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A TIME: (Beginning after “…a night of bitter cold.”) Once upon a time,
two poor Woodcutters were making their way home through a great
pine forest. It was winter, and a night of bitter cold. The snow lay
thick upon the ground, and upon the branches of the trees: the frost
kept snapping the little twigs on either side of them, as they passed.
OSCAR: (Shouting in frustration.) Argh! Stupid books!
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OSCAR picks up a book and throws it on the floor.
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OSCAR: I HATE STORIES! I hate them, I hate them, I HATE THEM!
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OSCAR starts to tear pages and kick the books. Each torn page has
an effect on ONCE, UPON and A TIME.
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There is much panic, and much commotion. ONCE can hardly move,
whilst A TIME and UPON are frantically looking for certain words to
display (In the original production, they were pegged to a washing line
against the back wall throughout the show. They find the words ‘bed’
and ‘time’, but there is one more missing.)
OSCAR: I hate this one! I hate that one! I hate them ALL! All books
should be banned or burned or, or, or turned into something useful
like, like, oh, anything but books!
A TIME displays the final word, so the display now reads ‘Bed Time
Story’. ONCE, UPON and A TIME then start slamming some of the
books shut. Each slam makes OSCAR more tired, and he soon falls
asleep, on top of the paper and books.
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Lasty brittle nat! I'll peg him up by his shoxer-borts and wive him a
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gedgie!
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ONCE gets ready to pounce on OSCAR, but UPON restrains him.
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They stop and watch A TIME, who starts to pick up some of the pages
and rearranges them in some sort of correct order.
ONCE is reluctant.
A TIME: Come on, look. (Pause.) What’s the matter? Are you scared?
(UPON snickers.)
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UPON: Come on, he won't bite. (ONCE leans over OSCAR.) See.
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(Short pause.)
A TIME: Bah!
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OSCAR: No I didn’t.
A TIME: Ah-ha! Made you look!
A TIME and UPON high-five each other. OSCAR wakes us. ONCE,
UPON and A TIME are now facing away from him. ONCE is continuing
to defend himself against the taunts of A TIME and UPON.
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Pause. ONCE slaps UPON on the back of the head.
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ONCE: Stop being an idiot, he can see us!
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ONCE: We're the Once Upon a Time you just tried to destroy!
A TIME: Once, dalm cown. I mean calm down.
OSCAR: The what? No I didn't.
ONCE: (Gasps.) Yes you did!
ONCE: Huh?
OSCAR: I…
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UPON: Guys, come on. Crying boy here.
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A TIME: (To OSCAR, calming him.) Shh...There, there. It's OK. It's
OK. Calm down, please. Please? See. We're nice, aren't we, Once?
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ONCE: (Muttering under his breath.) Speak for yourself.
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A TIME: Once!
ONCE: YES! (Calming down.) I mean... yes.
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ONCE clears his throat. The rest of the cast enters, creating the
scene. The forest.
ONCE: Once upon a time, when anything could happen. A silent star
fell down from the sky.
UPON: The night was black, and the wind was cold.
A TIME: Ice cold, yes, and two poor Woodcutters were on their way
home.
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SCENE 2
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WOODCUTTER 1: Pardon?
WOODCUTTER 2: I knew I shouldn’t have come. Should have
listened to my wife, should have listened to my kids, but ooooh no,
I had to come, didn’t I? And now we’re lost in the middle of nowhere!
WOODCUTTER 1: We are not lost, and we are not in the middle of
nowhere.
WOODCUTTER 2: (Sarcastically.) Oh, are we not?
WOODCUTTER 1: No.
WOODCUTTER 2: So where are we then?
WOODCUTTER 1: Well it’s got to be somewhere, hasn’t it? It can’t be
nowhere, can it? And who says it’s the middle? It could be the edge,
it could be off-center, it could be anywhere. Nowhere can't really
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exist. But somewhere... for us, the SOME is the forest, and the
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WHERE is the... er... well the er... right here.
WOODCUTTER 2: That’s great. Really great. Fantastic. What
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unbelievably USELESS INFORMATION! I have never heard such
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The wind noises get louder. And more cracks are heard.
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WOODCUTTER 2: A what now?
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WOODCUTTER 1: A Star Child. Poor thing. Look at him.
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WOODCUTTER 1 goes to pick up the baby.
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Pause.
WOODCUTTER 1: Shh. There, there, little one. I’ll look after you.
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UPON: Ouch.
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ONCE: Not literally you idiot.
OSCAR: Where’s he taking him?
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A TIME: Back home, to meet his family.
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A toy car is rolled on from off stage. There is a pause. Suddenly, the
cast of the forest becomes a herd of noisy children: LUCINDA,
CLAUDIA, MATILDA, GREGORY, TIMOTHY, NATHANIEL, MICHAEL
and SIMEON, and one becomes the WOODCUTTER’S WIFE (known
throughout the script as “Wife”). ONCE, UPON, A TIME and OSCAR
quickly dodge through the commotion and watch from the side.
WOODCUTTER’S WIFE enters wearing an apron and carrying a
mixing bowl, and various items that belong to the children: Socks,
undies, a couple of toys, and a ball. The house and those in it should
look poor, any toys or games they are playing are make-shift, and the
clothes, hand-me-downs.
LUCINDA: Yes?
WIFE: Clean socks, darling. Put them on please.
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The GIRLS mock-bow before LUCINDA who enjoys the moment and
laughs with them. The girls run off. WIFE steps on the toy car.
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airplanes. They have some toys which they drop as bombs.
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GREGORY: Take that!
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WIFE: Pick up your mess, boys, please.
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The boys continue to make fighter jet noises and shoot playfully at each
other, around WIFE. SIMEON runs on carrying a spoon puppet he’s
made.
Fighter jet noises created by the boys. They collect the toys, including
the one WIFE was carrying, and they run off.
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NATHANIEL comes flying back, and WIFE holds out a pair of
underpants.
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hear "Ready, aim... FIRE!" from off stage, and three pairs of dirty
undies are thrown at WIFE who puts them in her apron with a sigh.
MICHAEL runs past.
WIFE: Michael.
MICHAEL: Yes?
WIFE: Ball.
MICHAEL: Yes!
MICHAEL takes the ball and runs off with it. SIMEON sits down in a
sulk. WIFE notices.
WIFE: Simeon?
WIFE sits beside SIMEON and he hands her the spoon puppet.
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run on and surround the WOODCUTTER. There is much excitement
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at the sight of the baby, but the noise soon gets quiet.
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WOODCUTTER 1: Shhh... (To Wife.) I found him asleep in the forest.
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CHILDREN: Yay!
WOODCUTTER 1: Children, please. Go and get ready for bed, I need
to talk to your mother.
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WOODCUTTER 1: We can do it. We can. We can love him as one of
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our own.
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They make a make-shift cot and lay the baby in it. The cast gathers
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of their own.
OSCAR: Then what happened?
SCENE 3
AT RISE: ONCE, UPON and A TIME are on stage with OSCAR and
PEASANTS.
UPON: The Star Child grew and the years were kind, for the child
became a figure refined.
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resent those that had loved him.
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OSCAR: Wow! He’s… he’s... beautiful.
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The STAR CHILD exits with the crowd following. OSCAR is drawn into
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the crowd, but ONCE, UPON and A TIME pull him back.
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OSCAR: Get off me, get off! Let me go with him!
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LUCINDA runs on with a damp cloth and wipes STAR CHILD’S hands.
GREGORY, TIMOTHY and NATHANIEL enter, but they are far less
playful than they were before.
STAR CHILD: (About his adoptive siblings.) How was I left with filth
like them?
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The ENTOURAGE and PEASANTS applaud.
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STAR CHILD: Now I must rest. Make me a chair.
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The people making the chair discuss and pull out a jester’s hat.
JESTER 1 takes it and steps out.
JESTER 3: OW!
STAR CHILD claps his hands and a choral piece is sung quietly by the
the ENTOURAGE and JESTERS and PEASANTS.
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drink to STAR CHILD.
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STAR CHILD: Grapes!
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STAR CHILD: Ah, Vicar! What thrilling sermon have you for me today?
Is it of forgiveness or kindness? They are so overdone, don’t you
think?
PRIEST: It is the latter, my boy.
STAR CHILD: How riveting.Very well, speak.
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STAR CHILD yawns. A member of the cast within the chair makes a
buzzing sound to give the impression of a fly. STAR CHILD starts
swatting.
PRIEST: Love the living things of the earth. Snare not the birds for
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your pleasure, for God made the blind-worm and the mole, and
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each has its place.
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STAR CHILD becomes uncomfortable. It's something in the chair. He
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The STAR CHILD smacks someone else on the head, and turns to the
PRIEST who does not look impressed.
STAR CHILD: What? It was annoying me. Now, if you wouldn't mind.
PRIEST: But I haven’t finished.
STAR CHILD: Well then you can prepare for next time. Off you go.
STAR CHILD: (Pointing at some of those who came to him.) You, you,
you, you, you and you... join me in mocking everything we see.
(Pointing at his adoptive brothers and sisters.) Starting with them.
Using the paper from the beginning of the show, the torn pages of
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books, etc., the STAR CHILD and his ENTOURAGE scrunch bits up
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and hurl them as stones at the others.
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OSCAR: But they were his family. How could he do that?
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Pause.
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STAR CHILD: Is this some kind of joke?
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BEGGAR: It is no joke, my boy. My precious boy. I have found you
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at last!
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She reaches for the STAR CHILD who flings her to the floor.
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STAR CHILD: You bring this filthy beggar here, and you dare to call
me her son? Look at me, and look at her! Has the whole world gone
mad? (To ENTOURAGE.) This dog, is meant to be my mother?
Away dogs!
Again, they kick and throw paper as stones. Barking and laughing as
they do. WOODCUTTER 1, WIFE and BEGGAR exit.
STAR CHILD: Come, let us rest in the shade. I don’t want to burn.
Lights fade.
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SCENE 4
AT RISE: Lights up. The STAR CHILD and ENTOURAGE are resting.
There is music and the following speech is spoken over a physical
piece, during which the STAR CHILD becomes grotesque. This is
achieved by placing a disfigured mask on him, brought on by ONCE,
UPON and A TIME.
ONCE: The Star Child, and his heart grew cold, for he’d failed to grasp
the magic of old.
UPON: That beauty and cruelty, when heavily set, mar the appearance
with lasting effect...
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A TIME: This, the child, had come to forget.
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Through physical theatre, the STAR CHILD is lifted and manipulated
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by the ENTOURAGE and PEASANTS (or other available cast
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ENTOURAGE shriek.
ENTOURAGE 3 turns and vomits. Some of the cast remakes the pond
as before, but this time when STAR CHILD looks in it, the faces are
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grotesque and growling, or shrieking in horror. PRIEST enters and
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STAR CHILD backs into him.
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PRIEST: Watch where you’re going, son.
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They run towards STAR CHILD who tries to fight his way through the
crowd. Eventually they lift him, shouting as he protests, and they carry
him out of the city. He is left alone.
MATILDA enters.
MATILDA: Brother.
Lights fade.
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SCENE 5
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BOOZE: Anyone for booze? (He hiccups) I’ve got bine and weer,
and bots of lottles!
STAR CHILD enters. The crowd reacts with fright and disgust. In the
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script, the TOWNSPEOPLE are referred to as TP 1, 2, 3 and 4.
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STAR CHILD: Please. Can you help me? I need to find my mother.
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TP 1: Ergh! What mother in her right mind would want to be found by
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you?
TP 2: Surely she’s left you for a reason.
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TP 1 and TP 2 look at each other with raised eyebrows and then turn
to the STAR CHILD.
Pause. They wait to hear from the BOOZE SELLER. He’s asleep,
snoring. He hiccups.
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ALL SELLERS: (To STAR CHILD.) This is your fault! Away with you!
SOLDIER 1: Hold up! Hold up! What’s goin’ on? All this noise is givin’
me an ‘eadache!
SOLDIER 2: Yeeeeeeah...
FLOWER: He’s ruined my flowers!
STRAWBERRY: Yeah, and my strawberries are moldy!
BOOZE: (Hiccupping himself awake.) I’ve got a hangover.
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They move out of the way, so the SOLDIERS can approach STAR
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CHILD. As they approach him, they recoil briefly at the sight of him.
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SOLDIER 1: What have you got to say for yourself young (Struggling
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They laugh.
Short pause.
The SOLDIERS grab him, and drag him to a place for auction.
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A crowd gathers.
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SOLDIER 1: How much for the young-old-boy-thing?
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The EVIL MAGICIAN enters. The crowd gradually dies down and
makes room for him. They start to whisper as they notice him.
MAGICIAN: Now… how much for the boy? I could use some help
around the house.
SOLDIER 2: One pound!
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A MINION rushes on.
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MAGICIAN: WINE!
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MINION lets out some sort of whiney voice and moans dramatically.
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MAGICIAN: A BOTTLE OF WINE YOU IDIOT! NOT A VOCAL ONE!
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MAGICIAN: Settled. (To MINION.) Now, you may go. (Short pause.
Then to everybody else.) ALL of you!
The cast begins to build the next scene: The forest and the passage
to the Magician’s house.
The MAGICIAN laughs an evil laugh and exits with the STAR CHILD.
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SCENE 6
They continue through the forest. We hear moans and groans, and
some of the trees try to grab the STAR CHILD.
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UPON: Everything that existed in the Magician’s forest, had been
created by spells on what he referred to as––
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MAGICIAN: (Kicking one of the bushes.) Disagreeable people! It’s
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A TIME: And after what felt like a year and a day, they reached a
pomegranate tree. The door to the dungeon.
MAGICIAN: We’re here.
The MAGICIAN opens the door to the tree, which then morphs into the
dungeon. The people here are bewitched into walls and locks and
chains, and as the STAR CHILD is thrown in, they grab him and secure
him to the wall.
The MINIONS quickly exit and retrieve some moldy bread, and dirty
water. They place the items on a ledge in the wall, made up of a cast
member’s hands.
The MAGICIAN exits. The bread and water is passed around the
people in the wall, who snatch and grab for it. Eventually, it is dropped.
The MAGICIAN re-enters. To unlock the STAR CHILD, the MAGICIAN
has to “hurt” the ones that are holding him: Twisting ears, and pinching
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arms, etc. He does so.
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STAR CHILD: Do you know where my mother is?
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MAGICIAN: That depends. Do you know where my mother is? (Short
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The MAGICIAN sends the STAR CHILD on his way back through the
forest. There is a great struggle, and STAR CHILD gets caught in
thistles, but he manages to get through. HARE enters, he too becomes
stuck in a thicket, which is created by the cast.
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The thicket makes an attempt to resist him, but painfully falls away.
HARE: Ahh. That’s better. This wood is a cruel place. Full of wants
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and needs. I was fighting over berries. I lost. What brings you here?
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STAR CHILD: I’m looking for some white gold. If I don’t find it, I’ll be
beaten, and I’ll never see my mother again.
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HARE: Oh dear. How awful. Good job I know where it is then, isn’t it?
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HARE leads the STAR CHILD to a cave, again created by the cast.
HARE exits and STAR CHILD reaches into the cave. He is pulled in
and surrounded. Eventually, he screams and the cave walls collapse.
STAR CHILD makes his way back, but on his way he is stopped by a
LEPER.
Pause.
STAR CHILD: All I have is this. You take it. Your need is greater than
mine.
LEPER: Oh, thank you. Thank you, sir. God bless you.
LEPER leaves, and STAR CHILD makes his way back through the
forest and to the dungeon. The MAGICIAN is waiting for him.
MAGICIAN: Well?
STAR CHILD: I...I’m sorry I––
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MAGICIAN: (Interrupting.) Where is the gold!?
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STAR CHILD: I don’t have it. I’m sorry.
MAGICIAN: You don’t have it? You don’t have it. Very well. You know
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out and restrain STAR CHILD. As the MAGICIAN whips, the ensemble
create the sound effects.
MAGICIAN: I’m going to enjoy this. One! (Whip.) Two! (Whip.) Three!
(The lights fade.)
SCENE 7
AT RISE: Lights up. STAR CHILD is lying on the floor with red stripes
on his back. OSCAR becomes upset and tries to help.
MAGICIAN enters.
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MAGICIAN: Now then, boy. I hope you’ve learnt your lesson. I’m going
to give you a second chance.
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STAR CHILD: (Quietly.) Yes master.
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MAGICIAN: I said DO YOU UNDERSTAND!
STAR CHILD: Yes! Yes, master.
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MAGICIAN: Very good. Quickly now, we haven’t got all day.
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The MAGICIAN sends him on his way. The forest, made up of cast
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members, is nastier and rougher than before. BIRD, SQUIRREL and
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MOLE enter, watching STAR CHILD with interest. All except MOLE of
course, who is blind. He’s wearing broken sunglasses, and carrying a
broken stick like a blind man’s cane. STAR CHILD looks over to them,
and they turn away.
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BIRD: And you broke my beak, tied my wings back and threw me like
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an airplane. Now I can no longer sing, see… (Demonstrating.) Or
whistle! (Demonstrates her inability to whistle.)
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STAR CHILD: I’m sorry. I know it was wicked. But I must find the
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HARE: Oh dear. That looks nasty. Good job, I know where the yellow
gold is too then, eh? Ha-ha. Follow me!
They wander through the forest, and a pool is formed by the cast.
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HARE exits, and STAR CHILD reaches into the pool, he is pulled in
with a SPLASH and the pool disperses. He pockets the gold, and
makes his way back to the MAGICIAN. On his way, he notices the
LEPER.
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LEPER: Ah, boy. Please, can you help me? I have no money and am
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surely to die of hunger! Please.
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LEPER: Please, good sir, I had to buy food to eat and rags for warmth.
Now I have nothing left. Please can you help?
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STAR CHILD: I’m sorry, sir. I wish I could, but if I don’t get this back
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LEPER: (Interrupting.) Please… please help me.
The STAR CHILD takes pity on the LEPER a second time, and hands
over the yellow gold.
STAR CHILD: Here. You need it more than me. I’m still young and
have some strength left.
LEPER: Oh thank you! Thank you! God bless you, boy!
The LEPER leaves and the forest is formed again. STAR CHILD makes
his way back to the dungeon, where the MAGICIAN is waiting for him.
MAGICIAN: I see the forest was not so easy on you this time. I hope
your trip was worth your while.
The MAGICIAN opens the dungeon, and the STAR CHILD is prepared
for whipping. Again, as the MAGICIAN whips, the cast creates the
sound effect.
SCENE 8
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AT START: STAR CHILD is on stage, lying on the floor with more
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red stripes on his back.
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ONCE: The wicked Magician would not let him go. And the Star Child
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A TIME: I know it’s hard to see now, Oscar. But you’ll come to
understand.
MAGICIAN: Perhaps I should give you your third shot, while the sting
is still fresh.
MAGICIAN: You have one last chance. Find the red gold, and I will
set you free. Fail and I will keep you as my servant until the day you
die. Which by the look of you, may be sooner than you think.
The MAGICIAN laughs and sends the STAR CHILD on his way back
through the forest. It’s even crueler this time.
STAR CHILD: I’ll never get out! I’ll never find it! I’m going to die before
I ever get to see my mother, and say sorry for everything I did.
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Pause.
HARE: Oh dear. What are you looking for this time young man?
STAR CHILD: The red gold. And if I don’t find it, I’ll die because I can’t
take anymore beatings.
HARE: There, there lad. You don’t need to cry. Come on, listen. You
really don’t. Want to know why?
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STAR CHILD looks at him.
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HARE: Because the red gold you’re looking for is inside that bush over
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there! Be careful though, nasty things those. I’d say put on your
gardening gloves, but I doubt that you’re inclined to carry them.
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STAR CHILD: Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
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HARE: You’re welcome... but I might... ask you to stop now... or you’ll
kill me!
The HARE skips off, and STAR CHILD goes straight to the bush. He’s
tentative at first, but can see the gold. He reaches in, and all seems
well for a second. Then the bush starts to attack his arm, pulling him in
further, and grabbing his face. He screams out in pain, but is
determined to get the gold.
He starts to pull, but the bush keeps scratching him. He pulls and pulls,
and his arms are bleeding. Eventually he breaks free, falling to the
ground. The LEPER enters. As the STAR CHILD gets up, he notices
him.
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LEPER: Help me... help me...
STAR CHILD: Sir. Please. I can’t this time. If I give you this, I’m
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going to die.
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STAR CHILD: All I want is to find my mother. But all I can do is pray
that she hears my woes, and learns to forgive me. Here sir, you
don’t deserve your death. Take it.
The cast becomes an adoring crowd, staring from their positions. They
gasp, and then come to the STAR CHILD. STAR CHILD is changed
back to his original form.
TP 1: Your majesty!
TP 2: Your radiance!
TP 3: Your wondrous and magnificent beauty! How we long to call
you king!
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The cast forms the pond. STAR CHILD looks in and the cast admires
him.
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With eyes a blue as heavenly skies,
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You are glorious, an idol adored.
We look and we seek, with wearying eyes,
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To make you our prince, or ruler, our lord.
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STAR CHILD: No, I can’t. I must find my mother. Please, please can
you help me find my mother? I cannot rest until I find her.
He falls at her feet. The cast watches in awe. They mutter and whisper
with interest.
STAR CHILD: Mother, how can you ever forgive me! Please have
mercy. Show me your love! I’ve searched for years and fallen into
the hands of the wicked, all because of my evil past! I know now I
am your son. Can you forgive me? Can you ever forgive me?
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STAR CHILD: Sir. Three times I saved you when you were in great
need. Please ask this woman to speak to me. I have to let her know
how sorry I am, and know myself that I have her forgiveness. My
suffering is greater than I can bear.
The mood changes as the STAR CHILD kneels with his face to the
ground. For a moment, there is silence. STAR CHILD, giving up, puts
his head to the ground.
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LEPER: Rise.
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BEGGAR: Rise.
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Through physical theatre, BEGGAR WOMAN and LEPER become
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changed. They are brought to the center and dressed in crowns and
royal robes. They are now King and Queen. The STAR CHILD watches
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in awe, and is eventually brought to them.
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QUEEN: My son, this is your father, who you showed mercy in a time
of great need.
KING: And this is your Mother, whose feet you have washed with
tears.
They embrace, and the cast rejoices. A throne is made, on which the
STAR CHILD sits.
QUEEN: Will you rule with a noble heart, driven by love, to seek out
justice?
STAR CHILD: I will.
KING: And do you promise to maintain this honor, with the utmost
dignity and spirit.
STAR CHILD: I do.
QUEEN: Then together, we pronounce you.
QUEEN and KING: (Together.) Prince and ruler of our great Kingdom!
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UPON: He was banished and died bitter and twisted.
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A TIME: He refused to learn the lessons of the Star Child. So many
do, which is why you need this.
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Kingdom?
ONCE, UPON and A TIME start to clap the remaining books (on stage
since the beginning) shut.
OSCAR yawns.
The final book is clapped shut, and OSCAR falls asleep as he did in
the beginning of the play. ONCE, UPON and A TIME leave. Lights fade.
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SCENE 9
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OSCAR: “…the evil Magician he banished, and to the Woodcutter and
his wife he sent many rich gifts... Nor would he suffer any to be cruel
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to bird or beast, but taught love and loving-kindness and charity...
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OSCAR: “Yet ruled he not long, so great had been his suffering, and
so bitter the fire of his testing, for after the space of three years he–
(Short pause.) he died. And he who came after him ruled evilly.”
THE END
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WILDE AT HEART
By Jon Boustead
Type: Short Play
Genre: Drama
Duration: 45 minutes
Cast: 5 females, 8 males, 14-27 either (27-40 total cast)
Flexiblity: Doubling Possible, Gender Flexible