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Your
Questions
About
Sdntology Answered
By B. Fred Tinge
What is
Santology?
First
of
all,
it
is'not
a
religion
Nor
is
it
a Johnny-comeJately
cult like
some
we
could
mention
It
is
a
CENTURIES-OLD SCIENTIFIC
SYSTEM
based
on
historical
FACT
and the
well-known
WISDOM
OF
THE
AN-
CIENTS.
Thousands
of
people
throughout time
have
used
Santology
to unravel life's
mysteries and probe nature's
innermost
secrets,
all
in
the privacy
of
their
homes.
In
fact,
Santology
is
the WORLD'S OLDEST
continuously practiced mysticalmethod, predating Yoga, Zen and
Mah
Jongg.
There
have been copies,
but
there is
only
one,
true Santological
System, and
it
derives
ldirectly.
from
Nicodemus,
Sage
of
the
Chaldees
and inventor
of
the world's
first
perpetual calendar
and
pro-
'nouncing
gazetteer.
How
does Santology
work? Basically,
Santologists recognize
that
the earth
is
subiect
to Principal
Power Flows,
and
that
these
Power Flows
can be
controlled at
Flux
Points
by
properly trained;individuals. The Primary
Power
Flow
is Cosrnic
and
consists
of
Orbital
Tones
produced
by
the
revolution
of
the earth around the
sun.
It
reaches
Prime
Lapse
in
June
and
Prime
Peak
on
December
25.
At
Prime
Peak,
this Flow
can
beharnessed
tothe
advantage
of
anyone possessingthe
FREE
GIFTS
of
Santology.
The
Secondary Power
Flow is
Magnetic
and
represents
Seminal Emanations
from
the
North
Pole.
'
These,
too, can be
tapped
by
qualified
Santologists.
The
Tertiary
Power
Flow is
Atmospheric and
comprises BenevolentDischarges,
which
can be
gathered
by
Santologists
with
the
correct
equipme_rrt.
There are other
minor
waves
and
Random
Ripples
of
a
Quadrennial
or
inferior nature (often
mistaken
for "luck" or
"chance"),
but they
are
subordinateto theThreePrincipal
Power
Flows,
and
only
Santology can
provide
the
key
to
controlling
these
useful
forces.
At
this point,
people
often
say,
"Well,
that's
fine
for
Christmas,
but what
about
the
rest
of
the
year?"
or,
even,
"I
don't
believe
in
Santi
Claus "
Well,
the
fact
of
the matter is, the
basic magnetic
and
atmosphbric Power
Flows can
be-
controlled
on
a
day-to-day
basis
to
yield mastery, mental power and good mileage.
And
the
Prime Power
Flow
can be
stored up.
It's
like
having Christmas 365
days
of
the year
Now,
as
for
Santa
Claus,
this
is
not the
familiar
department store
dead-ender
handing dut rubber novelties or
,the
mythical
flying toy
store
of
children's
tales. Such figures are
the product
of
super-
stitions and
mass
fear
and
ignorance.
The
present-day Santa
Claus
(in
Eastern
sects,
Krishna
Kringle)
derives
from
the
lsd.garbed high
priests
of
ttre
Order
of
St. Nicholas. These
powerful
divines combined the
Tree Worship
of
the
Druids,
the
Equinocti?rl
Rites
of
the
Greeks,
the
Hearth
Gods
of
the
Romans
and the Sky Riders
of
the Norsemen
into
an orderly
system
of Mystical
Mastery.
What
does
Mystical
Mastery mean
to
you?
First,
it
me,ans
being
in
the
critical
POWER
QUADRANT
where youcan bend men
to
your
will,
rule
wome,n
and be instantly
obeyed
by
small children, plants and
pets.
It
also means
that
you
will
enjoy the important GIFTS
of
Santology.
Arnong
other
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KNOWN ONLY
TO
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ABLE TO REMEMBER
WITH
EASE
STATE
CAP
ITALS,
PRINCIPAL
RIVERS
AND
ZIP
CODES
If
you'vs
ever thought
some
friend,
neighbor
or
businessassociate
had
"an
eye
on
the
ball,"
"a
way
with
people"
or
"a lot
of
lueky
breaks,"
or
if
you know
someone
who
seems
to
leave
his Christmas
decorations
up
for
most
of
the year,
chances
are you've met
someone
who is reaping the many rewards
of
Santology.
And
if
he hasn't
told
you
about
it,
it's only
bec,ause
all
Santologists are
sworn
to
silence
to
protect the
secrets
of
the
Santalogical System
from
thrill-seekers, known
Communists
and
members
of
fraudulent
rival
sects.
Obviously, the
exact
number
of
Santologists
practicing today must remain
shrouded
in
mystery,
but to
give
you
some
idea
of
th'e
wide
appeal
of
this
sect,
it
has been
estimated
that
q
potential
Santologist is
born
EVERY
SIXry
SECONDS
How
can you
become
a
Santologist?
In
past
ages,
it
required
years
of
difficult training
and unpleasant
rituals, butnow,
thanks
to
modern teaching methods and
our
advanced
postal
system,
it
is
possible
for
an
average
student
to
become
rapidly
proficient,at
home,
in
all
phases
of
this complicated discipline. The
special
series
of
correspondence
courses
preparpd
by
the
Santology
Institute
requires
no
more than
a few
hours
of
study
a
month
and
cost
only
pennies
STATE
and
per minute. For
example,
for
only
$14.95 and one month's homework,
you
can
achieve
the basic
DASHER
be
in
a
position
to
control
Quadrennial Flows, including
Minor
Waves
and Random Ripples,
for
your
benefit. Higher
levels
of
achievement
from
DANCER
to
BLITZENnattlrally
take more
time
and
costs
more-
let's face
it,
this
is
no
giveaway system that
promises
you the world
and gives
you nothing but weird
lingo
-
bu,t
as
soon
as
you
reach
each
successive
state,
you
will
be able
to
exercise
more
and
more control
over
the
ETHEREAL
ENVIRONMENT
with
all the daily
advantages
tha,t
means
That,
in
a
nutshell,
is
Santology.
Not
a
religion,
not
a
silly cult,
but
a
proven system
of
COSMIC CONTROL.
If
you
'think
you've
been
getting more than
your
fair
share
of
coal
in
life's
stocking, this is the
chance
you've
been
waiting
for
to
cash
in
the
ASTRAL
PASTRY.
Don't
delay.
Write
receive
hundreds
of
lhreotening
lelters, suicide noles, Poison
pen
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invilolions
to ioin
weird
groups,
fringe hole moleriol, rronk collsl You'll
get
deoth
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messoges, obscene
lilerature, sickening
missives,
crdzy
post
cords,
criminol
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threats,
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