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UNTITLED JORDAN KLEPPER SHOW

SUBMISSION PACKET

WRITTEN BY

GREG OTT

Greg Ott

1550 N LaSalle #8

Chicago, IL 60610

248 431 7009

greg.ott@me.com
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{***JORDAN***}
TONIGHT, WE BEGIN WITH SOMETHING THAT’S BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR A
LONG TIME.
NO, I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT
[OTS: FREEZE OF ED SHEERAN IN GAME OF THRONES]
ED SHEERAN’S GAME OF THRONES CHARACTER, THE LORD OF LAME.
OR THE WELFARE STATE CREATED BY
[OTS: BOWL OF PENNIES]
F-D-R’S TAKE A PENNY, LEAVE A PENNY SYSTEM.
OR THE FACT THAT
[OTS: WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES POSTER]
“WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES” COMPLETELY GLOSSES OVER THE
ATROCITIES CARRIED OUT
[OTS: CURIOUS GEORGE IN AN ISIS JUMPSUIT HOLDING THE MAN IN THE
YELLOW HAT’S SEVERED HEAD MOCKUP]
BY GENERAL CURIOUS GEORGE.
NO, I’M TALKING ABOUT THE GREATEST MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE IN THIS
COUNTRY SINCE THE SECOND SEASON OF TRUE DETECTIVE.
[VT-SOT: JAKE TAPPER: “THIS AFTERNOON, O-J SIMPSON IS SET TO WALK OUT
OF PRISON AFTER SERVING NEARLY 9 YEARS THERE. MOMENTS AGO IN
NEVADA, HE WAS GRANTED PAROLE AFTER HIS 2008 CONVICTION FOR ARMED
ROBBERY AND KIDNAPPING IN LAS VEGAS.”]
(SOT)

[OTS: “SIMPSON BREAK” PRISON BREAK TV POSTER MOCKUP]


THAT’S RIGHT.
THE JUICE IS LOOSE.
THE O CAN GO.
THE J DON’T HAVE TO STAY.
THE SIMPSON... CAN LEAVE.
AND IT’S ABOUT GOD DAMN TIME!
DO YOU KNOW WHY O-J WAS ARRESTED 10 YEARS AGO?
FOR STEALING PHOTOS OF
[OTS: O-J FOOTBALL PHOTO]
O-J SIMPSON.
AND AUTOGRAPHS OF
[OTS: AUTOGRAPHED O-J FOOTBALL PHOTO]
O-J SIMPSON.
AND BASEBALLS OF, YOU GUESSED IT,
[OTS: PETE ROSE]
PETE ROSE.

[OTS: “SIMPSON BREAK”]


FOR 10 LONG YEARS, HE’S BEEN LOCKED UP LIKE A CAGED RUNNING-RAT FOR
COMMITTING THE “CRIME” OF TAKING BACK HIS OWN STUFF!
THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
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IN THE VERY SAME COUNTRY EVER SO GENEROUSLY DONATED TO US BY


[OTS: NATIVE AMERICAN MAN HANDING GIFT BOX TO PILGRIM MOCKUP]
NATIVE AMERICANS, IT’S APPARENTLY ILLEGAL TO BE AN INDIAN GIVER.
AND TO THE SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS OUT THERE WHO CLAIM I’M NOT
ALLOWED TO SAY “INDIAN GIVER” ANYMORE, I TOOK A BLOOD TEST LAST
WEEK.
[OTS: A NATIVE AMERICAN MAN]
I’M 50% CHEROKEE, AND 50%
[OTS: ADD BOOK COVER OF “THE GIVING TREE”]
SHEL SILVERSTEIN.
THE REASON I TOOK THE TEST?
TO MAKE SURE THAT MY WI-FI
[OTS: WIRELESS ROUTER WITH SINGAL FROM ANTENNA]
ISN’T CHANGING MY BLOOD TYPE
[OTS: ADD VIAL OF BLOOD]
FROM A TO B.
[OTS: ADD FISHBOWL WITH SINGLE GOLDFISH]
IT’S HAPPENING TO FISH WHOSE BOWLS ARE NEXT TO ROUTERS.
WE’LL GET TO THAT LATER.

[OTS: “SIMPSON BREAK”]


MR. SIMPSON IS AN HONORABLE PATRIOT FOR STICKING IT TO THE
ADMINISTRATIVE STATE AND TAKING BACK WHAT’S HIS.
“BUT HE COMMITTED AN ARMED ROBBERY!”
BOO-HOO!
THIS GOVERNMENT ROBS YOU BLIND EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THE WEEK
THROUGH SOMETHING THEY CALL “TAXES.”
[OTS: SECURITY CAMERA OF O-J ROBBERY FREEZE]
AND THERE’S NO HOTEL ROOM FOR YOU TO BARGE INTO WITH YOUR
SHITHEAD FRIENDS TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK.
NO, SIR.
YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT LYING DOWN,
[OTS: SMILING MAN IN TOWEL ON MASSAGE TABLE]
LIKE A MASSAGE WITH A HAPPY ENDING, FROM
[OTS: ADD EDWARD SCISSORHANDS MOCKUP]
EDWARD SCISSORHANDS.

[OTS: “SIMPSON BREAK”]


MR. SIMPSON IS NOW ENTITLED TO LIVE OUT HIS DAYS AS A PRIVATE CITIZEN.
BUT EVEN THOUGH HE’S PAID HIS DEBT TO SOCIETY IN FULL, MINUS 10 TO 20
YEARS, GIVE OR TAKE, FOR SOME, THAT’S STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
[VT-SOT: BRIANNA KEILAR: “LET US NOT FORGET. THIS IS SOMEONE WHO PLED
NO CONTEST TO SPOUSAL ABUSE, TO A CHARGE OF THAT. THE POLICE WERE
CALLED TIME AFTER TIME TO HIS HOUSE FOR INCIDENTS OF DOMESTIC
VIOLENCE. AND, OF COURSE, MANY PEOPLE THINK HE WAS WRONGFULLY
ACQUITTED IN 1995.”]
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(SOT)

AND THERE IT IS,


[OTS: #TBT]
HASHTAG T-B-T.
THE MEDIA DOESN’T CARE THAT HE’S DONE HIS TIME.
HE’S STILL GUILTY.
EVEN THOUGH HE WAS ACQUITTED OF KILLING HIS WIFE,
[OTS: NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON]
AND DID A DECADE OF HARD TIME FOR “STEALING” HIS OWN WEDDING RING —
[OTS: ADD WEDDING RING]
NOT THE RING FROM THE WIFE HE KILLED, ALLEGEDLY.
[OTS: REMOVE WEDDING RING]
THE RING OF HIS FIRST WIFE.
[OTS: ADD WEDDING RING]
MARGUERITE.
[OTS: ADD MARGUERITE SIMPSON, REMOVE NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON]
WHO IS NOT DEAD.
EVEN THOUGH WE HAVEN’T HEARD FROM HER IN YEARS.
SHE COULD BE DEAD.
[OTS: EMPTY OTS BOX]
BUT IF SHE IS,
[OTS: ADD MARGUERITE SIMPSON]
SHE WASN’T KILLED BY O-J.
[OTS: ADD O-J SIMPSON]
JUST LIKE HIS OTHER WIFE,
[OTS: ADD NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON]
BECAUSE O-J’S BEEN IN JAIL THE WHOLE TIME.
FOR STEALING HER WEDDING RING.
[OTS: ADD WEDDING RING]
NOT HER.
[OTS: REMOVE NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON]
HER.
BUT DO ANY OF THESE DETAILS MATTER TO THE BOTTOM-FEEDING SLUGS IN
THE SLIMESTREAM MEDIA?
[VT-SOT: JEFFREY TOOBIN: “HE MOUTHED THE WORDS I’M SORRY BUT THEN
MADE IT CLEAR HE HE THOUGHT HE HAD NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG,
NOT DURING THE INCIDENT THAT LANDED HIM IN JAIL AND NOT BEFORE, NOT
WHEN HE BEAT UP HIS WIFE REPEATEDLY. THIS WAS SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS
ON DISPLAY AND O-J SIMPSON’S CHARACTER ON DISPLAY.”
(SOT)

THE ONLY CHARACTER ON DISPLAY HERE IS CNN’S JEFFREY TOOBIN,


[OTS: JEFFREY TOOBIN]
BETTER KNOWN AS PLANKTON’S GRANDMOTHER ON SPONGEBOB
SQUAREPANTS.
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[OTS: ADD PLANKTON’S GRANDMOTHER]


IN THE EYES OF THESE PEOPLE, O-J WILL ALWAYS BE GUILTY.
[OTS: O-J STANDING ON PORCH SHOWING OFF KNIVES TO A HOUSEWIFE
MOCKUP]
HE COULD WORK FOR CUTCO SELLING STEAK KNIVES AND CNN WOULD ASK,
“IS THAT THE SAME KNIFE O-J USED — TO CUT A STEAK, THAT HE PROBABLY
STOLE?”
[OTS: O-J WEARING LAB COAT HOLDING TEST TUBES MOCKUP]
O-J COULD CURE CANCER, WHICH, BY THE WAY, ACCORDING TO A NEW
NEWSWEEK REPORT, IS CAUSED BY — AS WE REPORTED FIRST —
[OTS: HILLARY CLINTON]
HILLARY CLINTON.
AND IT WOULDN’T MATTER ONE DAMN BIT.
HE’LL ALWAYS BE GUILTY.
[OTS: CNN LOGO, MSNBC LOGO]
THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA HAS ALREADY RENDERED ITS VERDICT IN THE
COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION, PRESIDED OVER BY THE DISHONORABLE
[OTS: JUDGE JUDY LOGO]
JUDGE JUDY.

[OTS: “SIMPSON BREAK”]


AND DOESN’T THIS ALL SOUND FAMILIAR?
THIS CONTINUOUS PATTERN OF GUILT THROUGH PUBLIC OPINION?
AN OBSESSION WITH RE-LITIGATING THE PAST?
TRYING TO DIG UP WHATEVER SKELETONS THEY DIDN’T FIND WHEN BUILDING
THAT NEW PLAYGROUND?
[OTS: CHILDREN PLAYING ON PLAYGROUND WITH SKELETON BONES STICKING
OUT OF THE GROUND MOCKUP]
WHERE ELSE HAVE I BEEN HEARING THIS RECENTLY?
[VT-SOT: ANDERSON COOPER: “WITH THE RUSSIA INVESTIGATION CONTINUING
TO WIDEN, TRUMP’S LAWYERS ARE WORKING TO CORRAL THE PROBE AND
QUESTION THE PROPRIETY OF THE SPECIAL COUNSEL’S WORK. (FLASH) THE
PRESIDENT IS ALSO IRRITATED BY THE NOTION THAT MUELLER’S PROBE
COULD REACH INTO HIS AND HIS FAMILY’S FINANCES.]
(SOT)

[OTS: DONALD TRUMP]


OH, YEAH!
THAT’S IT!
I FORGOT THE DEMOCRATS CHOKING AND LOSING THE ELECTION MEANS WE
NEED TO INVESTIGATE THE PRESIDENT FOR THE CRIME OF HAVING BEEN A
PRIVATE, PATRIOTIC CITIZEN!
FRIENDS, THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED.
[OTS: O-J SMILING AFTER WINNING THE 1994 CASE]
O-J DOESN’T GO TO JAIL FOR MURDER, SO THEY PIN HIM ON SOME
[OTS: O-J FROWNING IN COURT IN 2007]
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OTHER BOGUS CHARGES.


[OTS: POWERFUL-LOOKING TRUMP]
THE PRESIDENT DOESN’T GO TO JAIL FOR BEING A SUCCESSFUL
BUSINESSMAN, SO THEY CLAIM THAT
[OTS: POWERFUL-LOOKING TRUMP BEING PISSED ON BY PUTIN MOCKUP]
PUTIN SHOWERS HIM WITH GOLD.

[OTS: “SIMPSON BREAK”]


AND THAT’S STILL NOT ENOUGH!
JUST LIKE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WON’T LEAVE O-J ALONE,
THE TREASONOUS DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS GOING TO KEEP STICKING THEIR
GRUBBY, FILTHY PAWS INTO EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY OF THIS THIS
COUNTRY LIKE IT’S A GOD DAMN PIECE OF
[OTS: WAFFLE CRISP LOGO]
WAFFLE CRISP.
REACHING THEIR HAND INTO THE CEREAL BOX UNTIL THEY’VE FOUND THEIR
PRIZE: THE COMPLETE CORRUPTION OF OUR SYSTEM OF JUSTICE.
[OTS: MAP OF THE UNITED STATES]
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, ZUCKERBERG?
WE ARE A NATION OF PRIVATE CITIZENS WHO DESERVE THE PRESUMPTION OF
INNOCENCE.
LIFE, LIBERTY, AND THE PURSUIT OF NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS.
AND IN THIS COUNTRY, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU MURDERED
[OTS: NICOLE BROWN SIMPSON]
YOUR WIFE. IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU MURDERED
[OTS: ADD RON GOLDMAN]
A WAITER. IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT MEMBERS OF YOUR
[OTS: PAUL MANAFORT AND COREY LEWANDOWSKI]
POLITICAL CAMPAIGN, AND MEMBERS OF
[OTS: ADD JEFF SESSIONS AND MICHAEL FLYNN]
YOUR ADMINISTRATION, AND MEMBERS OF
[OTS: ADD JARED KUSHNER AND DONALD TRUMP JR.]
YOUR FAMILY WORKED IN TANDEM WITH A
[OTS: ADD PUTIN]
FOREIGN GOVERNMENT TO CHANGE THE OUTCOME OF A PRESIDENTIAL
ELECTION.
[OTS: DONALD TRUMP]
BECAUSE IN THIS COUNTRY, YOU ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.
AND EVEN IF YOU ARE GUILTY,
[OTS: OJ SIMPSON]
THERE’S A VERY GOOD CHANCE THAT YOU’RE STILL INNOCENT.
BACK AFTER THIS.

[STUDIO BUMPER]
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CORRESPONDENT LUKE KENDZIORSKI


Not unlike Mike Cernovich, our fearless embedded reporter takes to the streets for an
up close and personal view of what's really happening amongst the people. To establish
his bona fides as a citizen journalist, he extensively documents his travels from the
selfie camera of his iPhone 5S. Nothing — including every action (or inaction) of his
daily life — can keep him from getting to the bottom of a story.

{***JORDAN***}
I JUST FOUND OUT WHAT’S MAKING YOU SICK.
I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE THINKING, AND NO, IT’S NOT THE
[OTS: MINIONS HOT SEX MOCKUP]
MINIONS SEX TAPE.
[OTS: CHIPOTLE LOGO]
IT’S CHIPOTLE.
[OTS: ADD FOX BUSINESS: “MULTIPLE HEALTH INCIDENTS”]
ONCE AGAIN, CHIPOTLE’S RESPONSIBLE FOR
[OTS: ADD FOX BUSINESS: NOROVIRUS OUTBREAK”]
THE SPREAD OF E. COLI, THE NOROVIRUS, AND EVEN SOMETHING CALLED
[OTS: CHIPOTLE LOGO AND BOWL OF SOFRITAS]
“SOFRITAS.”
AND WHILE THE COMPANY CONTINUES TO STAND BY ITS FOOD PREPARATION
PRACTICES, THERE’S SOMETHING ELSE GOING ON.
[OTS: REAL FOOD, FAKE FOOD BOOK COVER]
BECAUSE ACCORDING TO A NEW BOOK, WE’RE CURRENTLY LIVING THROUGH
AN EPIDEMIC OF “FAKE FOOD.”
FOOD THAT CLAIMS TO BE ONE THING,
[OTS: LOBSTER]
LIKE LOBSTER, AND TURNS OUT TO BE SOMETHING SIMILAR BUT DIFFERENT
AND WORSE, LIKE
[OTS: LANGOSTINO]
“LANGOSTINO,” THE
[OTS: ADD LIAM HEMSWORTH]
LIAM HEMSWORTH OF CRUSTACEANS.
IT’S BAD ENOUGH OUR NEWS IS FAKE.
BUT WITH THE SPREAD OF FAKE FOOD, CAN WE REALLY TRUST WHAT THEY’RE
TELLING US AT CHIPOTLE?

[DOUBLEBOX: JORDAN, LUKE]


JOINING US ON LOCATION FROM CHIPOTLE IS LUKE KENDZIORSKI.
LUKE, WHAT CAN YOU TELL US?
[LUKE AT CHIPOTLE ON I-PHONE CAMERA]
[PROP: CHIPOTLE BURRITO BOWL]

{***LUKE***}
JORDAN, THERE’S DEFINITELY SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON.
THE LINE’S OUT THE DOOR.
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THESE PEOPLE ARE EITHER BEING PAID TO BE HERE BY CHIPOTLE, OR IT’S


THE LUNCH RUSH FOR THE OFFICE BUILDING WE’RE ATTACHED TO.
MY MONEY’S ON THE FORMER.

{***JORDAN***}
WHAT’S THE WORD ON THE SCENE?

{***LUKE***}
ACCORDING TO MY SOURCES, CHIPOTLE HAS A SLIDING SCALE OF
DIGESTIONAL TRACT ISSUES.
CODE GREEN FOR SALAD SHITS.
CODE WHITE FOR CHUNKY SOUR CREAM SHITS.
CODE RED FOR EXTREME SALSA SHITS.

{***JORDAN***}
WHAT’S THE THREAT LEVEL NOW?

{***LUKE***}
CODE BROWN.
FULL ANAL RELEASE.

{***JORDAN***}
CHRIST, MY KING.

{***LUKE***}
A FEW MINUTES AGO I WAS ABLE OBTAIN A BURRITO BOWL OF MY OWN TO
PERFORM A CLOSER INSPECTION.
I’VE GOT AT LEAST 10 INGREDIENTS IN THIS THING, PLUS A PEPSI, AND YOU
WERE RIGHT.
THIS BOWL’S LOADED WITH FAKE FOOD.

{***JORDAN***}
HOW CAN YOU TELL?

{***LUKE***}
LET’S START AT THE BOTTOM.
YOU SEE THAT DOWN THERE?

{***JORDAN***}
YEAH, IT LOOKS LIKE A BED OF WHITE RICE.

{***LUKE***}
EXACTLY!
“LOOKS” LIKE A BED OF WHITE RICE.
BUT CHIPOTLE’S IN THE POCKET OF NEOLIBERAL GLOBALISTS.
WHICH IS HOW I CAN EXCLUSIVELY REPORT THAT IT’S NOT WHITE RICE.
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{***JORDAN***}
WHAT IS IT?

{***LUKE***}
BROWN RICE.
AND THERE’S MORE.
I ASKED FOR BOTH BLACK BEANS AND PINTO BEANS BECAUSE I RAN OUT OF
FIBER SUPPLEMENTS.
AND THESE AREN’T BEANS.

{***JORDAN***}
THEY’RE NOT?

{***LUKE***}
THEY’RE CALLED “LEGUMES,” JORDAN.
ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH, THEY HAVE NEARLY THE EXACT SAME
APPEARANCE, TEXTURE, AND FLAVOR AS BEANS.
BUT THEY’RE ACTUALLY A FRUIT.
A MUSICAL FRUIT.

{***JORDAN***}
UNBELIEVABLE.
AND WHAT’S THAT GREEN STUFF ON TOP?

{***LUKE***}
GUACAMOLE.
IT COSTS EXTRA.

{***JORDAN***}
SAVAGES.

{***LUKE***}
NOW, IN THE INTEREST OF GETTING TO THE TRUTH, AND BECAUSE I’M
HUNGRY, I’M GOING TO GIVE THIS A TRY.
IF YOU EVER MEET MY GIRLFRIEND, TELL HER I LOVE HER.

{***JORDAN***}
LUKE, YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS.

{***LUKE***}
IT’S OKAY, HERE WE GO.
(LUKE EATS FROM THE BOWL)
OKAY, SO FAR SO GOOD.
FLAVORFUL, ACTUALLY QUITE PLEASANT.
THE CHEFS HAVE CRAFTED THE PERFECT BLEND OF —
AHH, OH, MY GOD!
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(LUKE DROPS THE PHONE)

{***JORDAN***}
IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

{***LUKE***}
MY INSIDES — IT’S TEARING APART MY INSIDES!

{***JORDAN***}
LUKE?
[LUKE’S SCREEN CUTS OUT]
LUKE?
FERNANDO, CAN WE GET HIM BACK?
I HAVE A VERY STRICT POLICY OF NOT SHOWING DEATHS ON AIR UNLESS —
OKAY, STAND BY, HE’S CALLING BACK.
[LUKE’S BOX, FF: “VOICE OF LUKE KENDZIORSKI”, PICTURE OF PHONE]
LUKE, IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

{***LUKE ***}
{VO}
IT’S KILLING ME!

{***JORDAN***}
LUKE, WHICH CHIPOTLE ARE YOU AT?
WE’LL SEND A MEDICAL TEAM THERE RIGHT NOW.

{***LUKE ***}
{VO}
I HAVE NO IDEA, I’M IN MIDTOWN MANHATTAN!
THERE’S A HUNDRED THOUSAND CHIPOTLES!

{***JORDAN***}
AT LEAST TELL US WHAT’S CAUSING THE PAIN.
IS IT THE FAKE FOOD?

{***LUKE ***}
{VO}
IT’S THE NOROVIRUS!
IT’S DEFINITELY THE NORO —

{***JORDAN***}
(JORDAN ABRUPTLY ENDS THE CALL)
UNBELIEVABLE.
WE MIGHT NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO LUKE KENDZIORSKI.
WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[STUDIO BUMPER]
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SEGMENT PITCHES

THE BIG PICTURE


Like playing “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon,” The Big Picture takes two seemingly
unrelated news events and tries to connect the dots that inevitably links them together.
This could be the segment that runs before or during the end credits.

{***JORDAN***}
BEFORE WE GO, LET’S ONCE AGAIN KEEP OUR EYE ON THE BIG PICTURE.
WHAT DO KATY PERRY’S 5 VMA NOMINATIONS HAVE TO DO WITH FINDING
“EVIDENCE” OF CTE IN 90% OF BRAINS DONATED BY FORMER NFL PLAYERS?
EASY.
KATY PERRY ISN’T KATY PERRY, SHE’S A GROWN UP JON-BENET RAMSEY.
THE RAMSEY FAMILY IS FROM COLORADO, HOME OF COORS LIGHT.
COORS LIGHT IS BREWED AT EXACTLY 39 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, OR 3.8
DEGREES CELSIUS.
CELSIUS WAS CREATED IN 1742, 34 YEARS BEFORE THE AMERICAN
REVOLUTION.
AND WHAT’S AMERICA’S NATIONAL PASTIME?
FOOTBALL-INDUCED BRAIN DAMAGE.

GRASSROOTS
Using a rotating group of correspondents, Grassroots tries to spread the word at the
ground level about fake conspiracy theories. Each Grassroots segment could combine
different media styles, like man-on-the-street segments, focus groups, and poorly
narrated YouTube videos, to follow the spread of the conspiracy across the globe.

Example: soda causes baldness


- Correspondent circulates WikiLeaks-style documents on Reddit, 4Chan, etc.
- Correspondent crashes press conference or media events to shout questions at
figures who have loose ties to either industry, like Coca-Cola or Merck
- Correspondent finds and interviews potential victims who are both bald and drink
soda

THE PEOPLE’S CHAT


A low-resolution Google Hangout or Skype-style group panel conversation between
Jordan, his correspondents, and/or a celebrity guest/interview subject. Jordan acts as
ringleader as he and his correspondents attempt to have a discussion in the comfort of
their own living rooms, cars, or basements, without getting too distracted.

Example: interview with Elon Musk and two correspondents


- Jordan asks straightforward questions about the inevitable takeover of AI
- One correspondent appears live from the dash cam of a Tesla on autopilot
- Another correspondent acts interested as they babysit an infant