THE 5E GUIDE TO SEX

TABLE OF CONTENTS

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PART ONE: SEX
GETTING LAID

HOOKING UP

YOU’RE NOT MY TYPE

THE DIRTY DEED

TECHNICAL DETAILS

FOREPLAY

A QUICK FUCK

RAPE

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PREGNANCY

PREVENTING PREGNANCY

TERMINATING PREGNANCY

PREGNANCY COMPLICATIONS

GESTATION AND BIRTH

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BIRTH

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PART TWO: SEXUAL CHARACTERS

ELF

SEX AMONG RACES

AARACOKRA
FIRBOLG

AASIMAR

GENASI

DRAGONBORN GOBLINOID

DWARF GOLIATH

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 KENKU

GNOME

KOBOLD

HALF-ELF

LIZARDFOLK

HALF-ORC

ORC

HALFLING

TABAXI
HUMAN

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TIEFLING TREAD THE JEWELED THRONES

TRITON BARD

LOVE SONG

YUAN-TI PUREBLOOD ROCK THE BED

CLERIC

ORDAINED BIRTH CONTROL

SEX AMONG CLASSES

SACRED ACT

BARBARIAN

HITHER YOU COME DRUID

BODY CONTROL

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WILD STYLE DEUS VULT

SEXUAL HEALING
FIGHTER

PROWESS

RANGER
GETS THE BLOOD FLOWING
THAT’S MY FETISH

MONK RESTORATIVE FUN

TANTRIC KNOWLEDGE

ROGUE
KAMA SUTRA
ROGUISHLY CHARMING

AGILE IN BED

PALADIN

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 INTELLECTUAL WOOING

SORCERER
LEARNED LOVER
THE MAGIC TOUCH

PASS IT ON

SEXUAL FETISHES

WARLOCK

TABOO

ONE OF US

WIZARD

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PART THREE: SEXUAL ITEMS

MUNDANE ITEMS

ADVENTURING EQUIPMENT

½
¼

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 SEXUAL SERVICES

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MAGICAL ITEMS
BOOK OF EROTIC FANTASY

AMULET OF FLUIDITY

ARTIFICIAL WOMB

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BIKINI ARMOR, +1, +2, OR +3

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CONDOM OF CERTAINTY

CUPID’S CHAOTIC ARROW

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 DETACHABLE PENIS

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FIGURINE OF THE WILLING WONTON

IMPERIAL CLOTHES

GIRDLE OF MASCULINITY/FEMININITY

THE OTHER ROD OF WONDER

PERIAPT OF PROOF
GIRDLE OF SPEEDY GESTATION AGAINST PREGNANCY

PHALLIC WEAPON, +1, +2, OR +3

GREATER DETACHABLE PENIS

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POTION OF HETEROSEXUALITY

POTION OF HOMOSEXUALITY

RING OF CHASTITY

RING OF SEXUALITY DETECTION

SAXOPHONE OF SEDUCTION

SHIRT OF VITALITY

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PART FOUR: SEXUAL MAGIC

2ND-LEVEL

CANTRIPS

1ST-LEVEL

3RD-LEVEL

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4TH-LEVEL

6TH-LEVEL

5TH-LEVEL

7TH-LEVEL

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8TH-LEVEL

9TH-LEVEL

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APPENDIX: THE BARD’S CHECKLIST

MONSTERS

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NONPLAYER CHARACTERS

SPECIFIC NPCS

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