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I wanted to start by thanking
I’m Honored to be here
Because of that
(and I will TRY to behave . . . .some)
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Pain in the arse Loudmouth American Security Flunky Tells lies Is called all sorts of bad words.. That I will likely say throughout this talk Cant code well Talks shit Drinks a LOT Is an overall prick
Does it matter?
Don’t like it?
Ok, glad we are all on the same page
To Know where we are Today
We have to know where we came from
1623 the first “computer” was born. Pascaline adding machine
And we went from
But I digress...
As the computing world made giant leaps and bounds... So did the human masters they obeyed
HACKER :A person who enjoys exploring the details of programmable systems and how to stretch their capabilities, as opposed to most users, who prefer to learn only the minimum necessary
• Turing,Welchman,Keen dropped DA “BOMBE” on the Enigma Machine, proving its Vulnerability to Brute Force Attacks
REAL 0 DAY
Students “hack” trains at MIT and turn techniques to mainframe This leads William Matthews to finding a Multics text editor vuln that causes any user to see the password file contents upon login.
Collaboration is cool
Love to share
“My crime is that of curiosity ... I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual, but you can't stop us all”
Hackers even threw funerals for our dying tech
FUCK Collaboration I’m cool
We’re screwed? How to fix?
In the 70’s the morris worm was said to cause $10,000.
Now it’s $1,000,000 PER YEAR!
We need Smarter USERS
We need 2 Educate not Adjudicate
Drop Knowledge Not just 0day
And most of all…