Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai?
► Adidas.

Ab thoda maths ho jaaye. According to new research,

3 +3 = 8 Kaise...............socho socho

► Very

simple …… ...... ....

. Galti se !!!!

In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? .................


- The other 9 fish are crying

Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot.Why?
► Because

under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.

One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a ‘sparrow' sits on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ?
► Ans.

Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.

10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?
► One

of them is a widow

What are the three versions of JAVA software?

► 1.)

Mar JAVA ► 2.) Mit JAVA ► 3.) Kar JAVA

Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag. Why ?

► Because

Sehwag is the Opener.

Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not. How?
► Sports


Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does not catch him. Why?

► Ans.

Because he was walking.

What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

► Hasi


What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....?

► Push



An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why ?

► Because


the bananas are made of

The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

► Because


the elephant is made of

Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why ?

► Because

the bananas are in the TV.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?

► Because

they are on different channels.

Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
► Because

the TV is off.

Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA SUROOR while he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died. Why?
► B'coz


the song he was singing is a

Shahrukh khan ka plural?


Bank ► Why? ► Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa! ► ICICI says - Hum hain naa!

What will you call a person who is departing from India?

► Hindustan


Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

► Aamir


Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya rahega?

► Jal-andar


Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga?
► soch

maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!

What is the Center of Gravity?

► its

V .............. the center of "gra V ity.