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Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

They wave!
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Q: Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go MOO!
Q: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
Your head hits the ceiling!

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?


A pork chop!

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?


Because you can see right through them!

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?


An investigator!

Q: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?


Because she will let it go!

Q: What do you call a group of disorganized cats?


A: A cat-tastrophe.

Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance?


A: They go to the meat-ball.

Q: Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?


A: He wanted to win the no-bell prize.

Q: What did the judge say to the dentist?


A: Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?


A: Cell phones.

Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?


A: Sneak-ers.

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses inside?


A: Her students were so bright!
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: "Smiles," because there's a "mile" between each "s."

Q: Which flower talks the most?


A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips!

Q: What did 0 say to 8?


A: Nice belt!

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?


A: Because they might peel!

Q: How do bees get to school?


A: They take the school buzz, of course!

Q: Why are skeletons so calm?


A: Because nothing gets under their skin!

Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school?
He just didn’t have the stomach for it

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?


A: The Post Office!

7. What did one plate say to the other plate?


Dinner is on me!
8. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!

28, What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?
36. What building in New York has the most stories?
The public library!
37. What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
41. How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut!
44. How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night!
45. How can you tell a vampire has a cold?
She starts coffin.
Choose the right answer:

Although or In spite of

1. she is beautiful, everybody hates her.


2. The children slept deeply the noise.

3. earning a low salary, Sara helped her parents

4. Jane rarely sees Alan they are neighbors.

5. Kate did not do well in the exam working very hard.

6. I was very hungry, I couldn't eat.

7. the difficulty, they managed to solve the math problem.

8. Liza never talked to him she loved him.

9. it was cold, Marie didn't put on her coat.

10. Clare did the work being ill.

11. the weather was bad, we had a good time.

12. all our hard work, a lot of things went wrong.

13. we had planned everything carefully, a lot of things went wrong.

14. I went to hospital I was feeling very ill.

15. I went to work the next day I was still feeling ill.

16. She accepted the job the low salary.

17. She refused the job the low salary.

18. I managed to sleep the hotel was noisy.

19. I could not get to sleep the noise.

20. He runs fast his old age.


Choose the right answer:

1. Although she is beautiful, everybody hates her.


2. The children slept deeply in spite of the noise.

3. In spite of earning a low salary, Sara helped her parents

4. Jane rarely sees Alan although they are neighbors.

5. Kate did not do well in the exam in spite of working very hard.

6. Although I was very hungry, I couldn't eat.

7. In spite of the difficulty, they managed to solve the math problem.

8. Liza never talked to him although she loved him.

9. Although it was cold, Marie didn't put on her coat.

10. Clare did the work in spite of being ill.

11. Although the weather was bad, we had a good time.

12. In spite of all our hard work, a lot of things went wrong.

13. Although we had planned everything carefully, a lot of things went wrong.

14. I went to hospital because I was feeling very ill.

15. I went to work the next day although I was still feeling ill.

16. She accepted the job in spite of the low salary.

17. She refused the job because of the low salary.

18. I managed to sleep although the hotel was noisy.


19. I couldn't get to sleep because of the noise.

20. He runs fast in spite of his old age.