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Christian Fellowship Church Message

“Citizens of This Country”

November 14 , 2010
Sunday School
Worship Service

Welcome and Prayer News & Notes

 Nov. 18 - 9:15a.m. service at the Lodge
Chairperson - Darryl Hamilton and then the Personal Care Home.
(next-Alvin Kroeker)
If you can help, give Harold a call.
 Nov. 21 - There will be a potluck lunch
Congregational Singing after church, followed by the movie
“Where is My Father?”, produced by
EMC churches in the Interlake.
Announcements  Dec. 19 - CFC Christmas Concert.
& Offering
Birthday Blessings to……
Kid’s Korner Dennis Sigurdson (Nov.16)
Lena Friesen
(next-Mel Plett)

Special Number Prayer Request

Ferlin & Elizabeth are taking
Bernie Thiessen five youth to “Impact” at SBC next weekend.
(Nov.21-Darryl Hamilton)
Please remember them in your prayers.

Scripture Reading
Romans 13:1-7
Diane Kroeker
(next-Randy Nepinak)
Church Cleaning
Mel & Vi
DANGER: The human being units not responding
Recall Notice
to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured,
so as to prevent contamination of that facility. regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect
Thank you for your attention! in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units
code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction
of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed
Attention Ladies “Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,”
or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
A ladies breakfast will be held Some of the symptoms include:
on Nov. 20th at 9a.m. at the church. 1) loss of direction 2) foul vocal emissions 3) amnesia of origin
Bring a friend and your appetite. 4) lack of peace and joy 5) selfish or violent behavior
For further information talk to 6) depression or confusion in the mental component
Diane or Michelle. 7) fearlessness 8) idolatry 9) rebellion.
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is providing factory-authorized repair
Christmas Event and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered
Ten Thousand Villages Christmas Event. to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
Tuesday Nov. 30th - Thursday Dec. 2nd. There is no additional fee required.
10a.m. - 8p.m. Closed at 6p.m. on Dec. 2nd. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Super 8 Motel Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN
Contact person: Karen Peters 734-5041. through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1) love 2) joy 3) peace 4) patience 5) kindness
6) goodness 7) faithfulness 8) gentleness 9) self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E.
Notes:_____________________________________________ (Believers’ Instructions Before Leaving Earth)
for further details on the use of these fixes.
_____________________________________________________ WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit
_____________________________________________________ without correction voids any manufacturer warranties,
_____________________________________________________ exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list
_____________________________________________________ and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
_____________________________________________________ For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
_____________________________________________________ (Be thankful for the atonement).
_____________________________________________________ (cont’d on back)