Nikki J. Maxwell
PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL
MOST. EXCITING.
I’m going to have the
SUMMER. EVER!! SQUEEEEEEE §!!!
I was in my school’s talent show last fall, and the
judge was Trevor Chase, a music producer who works
with all the biggest POP STARS! He’s a graduate of
my school, Westchester Country Day. And get this!
He actually selected ME and my GROUP to be the
opening act for the BAD BOYZ, a world-famous
boy band!
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OMG! PLEASE GIVE ME
THE PHONE! THAT’S A
SUPERIMPORTANT CALL!
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HELLO?! YOU’RE
NOT PRINCESS
SUGAR PLUM!
SORRY, DUDE,
WRONG NUMBER!
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NO! I NEED IT TO
TALK TO PRINCESS
SUGAR PLUM!
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HAND OVER
MY PHONE!
NOW!
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BRIANNA!
COME BACK
HERE WITH
MY PHONE!
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NOOOOO!!
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Okay, this is REALLY bad!
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But then I realized I was totally overreacting.
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HELLO, THIS IS TREVOR CHASE. I’M NOT
AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW AND AM OUT OF
THE OFFICE ON VACATION. PLEASE LEAVE
A MESSAGE, AND I’LL GET BACK TO YOU
AS SOON AS I RETURN. THANKS!
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BEEP-BEEP! I’M SORRY, BUT THIS VOICE
MAIL BOX IS CURRENTLY FULL. PLEASE
TRY AGAIN LATER. GOOD-BYE!
?!
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Have a TOTAL MELTDOWN and ASK that deep
philosophical QUESTION young people have struggled
to answer since the beginning of time! . . .
WHY IS MY LIFE
A BUCKET OF PUKE?!
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JUST GREAT ¶!!
Who could possibly be thinking about a VACATION
at a time like this?! Doesn’t this man REALIZE
that he needs to take care of important business
matters before it’s too late?! WHERE are his
PRIORITIES?!
¶!
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