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"When you think that bad things only happen to the other guy, remember that to e veryone else in the world, you are the other guy." Acknowledge me now, or lose me forever. don t let him get to you; he only wants to see you broken. All these feelings, they re all for you. Ж " Н д г г гд д д ш д , д . д . г "

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Life is pain. Anybody that tells you differently is selling something. William Goldman, "The princess bride" I don t know what it is; but whenever I see you, I remember all the memories. All the good and the bad. But most of all; I remember the feelings With love one can live even without happiness. what if the only thing that can brighten your day, is also the only thing that c an really bring you down "Л Л ш — ш д ш д щ , . д д г д г

 

 

 

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I don t just pull my statements out of my ass. Ж щ Щ З Л д Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Х ш , . І Ц В щ , д г , д ш , , . д д ... д г щ .

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A woman unsatisfied must have luxuries. But a woman who loves a man would sleep on a board. D.H. Lawrence У ш "У Л д , , г щ , д , д . д , . ш г д

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"Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it." P. J. O?Rourke A man being admitted into a mental institution: "They called me mad. I called th em mad. And damn them they outvoted me." І г , г ш д . г .

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get back to bad, or I will start without you "In Thailand they have two kinds of dog food. One to feed your dog and another o ne if you want to eat your dog." "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of hig h-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine and a whole multicolor ed collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers . . . Also, a quart of teq uila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls. N ot that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug co llection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. —Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1971 The greatest lies of all time: 1. I love you 2. This won t hurt a bit 3. The cheque s in the mail 4. I was just going to call you 5. I swear I won t come in your mouth 6. Of course I ll respect you in the morning 7. We have a really exciting assignment for you 8. I m from the government, and I m here to help you Good health is merely the slowest way to die. I drink to make other people seem more interesting. -- George Jean Nathan “There is no such thing as bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better tha n others. But a man shouldn t fool with booze until he s fifty; then he s a damn fool if he doesn t.” “Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl s clothes off.” Х Г А д д , ш , . ш д , д щ д д . . г . д ш ! - С щ д д ?

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I spent most of my money one booze, drugs and women... The rest I wasted! Jhon Laws Е В щ , д .

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Love means loving someone even when you don t feel like liking them that day. I think they should make cards that say fuck you One who loves with passion can not easily forgive. Paul Claudel В д д , Г д x г .

I miss her ..... all the time. I miss her It s not waves, it s constant. All the time. To offer a girl friendship when love is in her heart is like giving a loaf of br ead to one who is dying of thirst Buy me another beer. Your still ugly. "I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day." "What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream? Or what’s worse, what if on ly that fat guy in the third row exists?" Woody Allen Т д д ш i д . Т ш , гд ш д . д ш д .

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1. Ask her to dance. 2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth. 3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet yo u, walk towards her as soon as you see her. 4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep. 5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family. 6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by. 7. Call her when you’re feeling sad. 8. Kiss her eyelids. 9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child. 10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower. 11. If she’s crying on the phone, go over to her place. Immediately. 12. Stand her naked on a sturdy chair and lick between her legs. 13. Occasionally call her by her first and middle names. 14. Buy her your favourite rock album of all time on vinyl. 15. Order coffee for her, remembering exactly how she likes it. 16. Undress her and put her to bed when she falls asleep in the car. 17. Mention your upcoming anniversary before she does. 18. Send her something in the mail. Anything. 19. When she’s feeling insecure, stare into her eyes and tell her there is no-one in the world who could be as right for you as she is.

 

 

 

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I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you re always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you re not around, and the fact that you didn t call. But mostly I hate the way I don t hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all. (10 th ings I Hate About You) Н 640 Б 100 д г д

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Dr. Lilian Thurman: Do you still think about girls a lot? Donnie: [Under hypnosis] Yeah. Dr. Lilian Thurman: How are things going at school? Donnie: I think about girls a lot. Dr. Lilian Thurman: I asked you about school, Donnie. , Н д " ( д д г , Щ «З г С , щ » , – д ш г ) . . г ш г . ....." д г .

Will a day come when the race will detect the funniness of these juvenilities an d laugh at them--and by laughing at them destroy them? For your race, in its pov erty, has unquestionably one really effective weapon--laughter. Power, Money, Pe rsuasion, Supplication, Persecution--these can lift at a colossal humbug,--push it a little-- crowd it a little--weaken it a little, century by century: but onl y Laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of Laug hter nothing can stand. The Chronicle of Young Satan, Mysterious Stranger Manuscripts Mark Twain Н Ж – д дд ш д . д . , ! ( г д ш "В ")

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Mr. Holland had a profound influence on my life and on a lot of lives I know. Bu t I have a feeling that he considers a great part of his own life misspent. Rumo r had it he was always working on this symphony of his. And this was going to ma ke him famous, rich, probably both. But Mr. Holland isn t rich and he isn t famo us, at least not outside of our little town. So it might be easy for him to thin k himself a failure. But he would be wrong, because I think that he s achieved a success far beyond riches and fame. Look around you. There is not a life in thi s room that you have not touched, and each of us is a better person because of y ou. We are your symphony Mr. Holland. We are the melodies and the notes of your opus. We are the music of your life. (Mr Holland Opus) У В г ш ш ш 1.5 – .

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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. G.K. Chesterton ;))))) Г ’ г . Л д СУХ РУ В

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It isn t that they can t see the solution. It is that they can t see the problem . Gilbert K. Chesterton Н . Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. (Closer) "how sweet does your chocolate taste when you know the producer in a country you will never see did not even get paid enough to feed his family? how sweet does it taste when you see the amount of profit a few multinational co rporations make on it? how sweet does it taste, exactly, to know our own governments prevent these coun tries from ever getting off their knees & from ever being able to compete and ge t PAID, erecting barriers and then DUMPING on them from a great height whilst fe igning concern? how delicious it is to know that sweet taste in your mouth is one of slavery, a nice new economic model? as it melts in your mouth, how sweet does your chocolate taste, now you know the suffering that it took to get to you?" Thom Yorke Strapline: MTF Е д д д д , , – , д . . Е , д г д , , ш г

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:A philosophy major? Now, what can you do with a philosophy major? :You can think deep thoughts about being unemployed. Dan: Everybody wants to be happy. Larry: Depressives don t. They want to be unhappy to confirm they re depressed. If they were happy they couldn t be depressed anymore. They d have to go out int o the world and live. Which can be depressing. (Closer)

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Happiness is good health and bad memory . – Ingrid Bergman You re introduced to LSD... Unless you ve taken some other drug, like for instan ce like marijuana or something well... you know... it s an altogether new thing! and you actually can have, um, a religious experience, and it can be even more important than reading the bible six times, or becoming pope or something like t hat, you know... Never express yourself more clearly than you think. N. Bohr How many cares one looses when one decides not to be something but to be someone . Coco Chanel "If a man does not have an ideal and try to live up to it, then he becomes a mea n, base and sordid creature, no matter how successful." Theodore Roosevelt "if there was no life out there, it would be a terrible waste of space." :___) )

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I fell in love with her right there and then, but I knew that would pass quickly enough. С ш Ф.Б д гд ( ) М Л д , Х г АВ ЦЕННА ш Е г д Л ш С.Ц Ж щ , г "Б д " , . , д г, ш д д , г д . .. . Т . Л ш , д ш ... Т гд д ш , ш , ш ш . (А. ) , ш д , д . гд ш .

 

 

 

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Judgment can only occur when you separate yourself from someone or something, an d if you have compassion, you cannot separate “What I really want is freedom. I want to live in a world where people can be free to be who they really are without worrying about what others think, where peopl e don’t have to be afraid to be different. I guess what I really want is a world w here people don’t judge each other so harshly.” В ТУТ!... д г

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i used to be such a strong person but a lot has changed, a lot has happened. and i ve had to deal with so much more than any person should ever have to go throu gh. and you know something? i finally broke.everything around me crashed and i f ell right with it. i m not that strong anymore, and i can t handle this anymore :Can I ask you something personal? :Sure! :Where is the bathroom? -;)) There are no solved problems; there are only problems that are more or less solv ed. Henri Poincare , д г ,

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To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affect ion of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betra yal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch of a rede emed social condition; to know that one life has breathed easier because you hav e lived. This is the meaning of success. One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, th ere ain t nothin can beat teamwork. Seldom Seen Smith in The Monkey Wrench Gang If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float b y. All things are difficult before they are easy д д . .

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The whole record of Bolshevism in Russia is indelibly impressed with the stamp o f alien invasion. The murder of the Tsar, deliberately planned by the Jew Sverdl ov (who came to Russia as a paid agent of Germany) and carried out by the Jews G oloshchekin, Syromolotov, Safarov, Voikov and Yurovsky, is the act not of the Ru ssian people, but of this hostile invader. “The minority, the ruling class at present, has the schools and press, usually the Church as well, under its thumb. This enables it to organize and sway the emoti ons of the masses, and make its tool of them.” "I haven t even run out of weed yet." -- one of the New Orleans holdouts (on not evacuating after Katrina) The life so short, the craft so long to learn. -Hippocrates (c. 460-377 b.c.) LL OOOLLL;) д , щ г

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The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. - Thomas Jefferson ‘‘... there is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor more doubtful of success, no r more dangerous to handle, than to initiate a new order of things. For the refo rmer makes enemies of all those who profit by the old order, and only lukewarm d efenders in all those who would profit by the new order...’’ — Nicollo Machiavelli "Remember: today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday." - Dale Carne gie. So often we become so involved with a large number that we tend to forget how gr eat a smaller number can also be. В г ш , .

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"Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how. The moment yo u know how, you begin to die a little. The artist never entirely knows. We guess . We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark." Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.;) “I ve always followed my father s advice: he told me, never insult anybody uninten tionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to.” --John Wayne Your desire to be understood is getting in the way of being understood. These sy mbols you assemble replace the true conveyance, and limit your responses to lang uages you know. , ! Н щ г д д . д . Е ,

Woman, why do they fear you? Why do you fear yourself? The man who is aware of himself is henceforward independent; and he is never bor ed, and life is only too short, and he is steeped through and through with a pro found yet temperate happiness. Richard M. Nixon Н , , д г , д ш д д , д д – .

Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. An d the harm we do, we do to ourselves. Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so. In love, one and one are one the writer s work is merely a kind of optical instrument that makes it possible for the reader to discern what, with ought this book, he would perhaps never see n in himself - Marcel Proust Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your sh oulders. "Whoops" is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racin g car drivers, and hair colorists come immediately to mind but Dentists also hav

 

 

 

e to be up in the top five. Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder What happened? Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastar ds. Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. -Win ston Churchill Bad things happen all the time to good people for no reason When you FORCE yourself to act, when you PUSH THROUGH your hesitation, you can a chieve amazing results. To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them. Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Gilbert K. Chesterton There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity. Feel the fear and do it anyway. You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. When angry, count ten before you speak; if very angry, a hundred. Thomas Jefferson If we d been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we woul d believe what they believe. Х г

It is the first law of practical courage. To be in the weakest camp is to be in the strongest school If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my nam e in a Swiss bank. The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. Unconditional love happens when you can fight through the spewing venom and find a way to forgive and still adore........ love is never boring and it’s almost nev er fair. Good management is the art of making problems so interesting and their solutions so constructive that everyone wants to get to work and deal with them. If they give you ruled paper, write the other way. Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know. Gilbert K. Chesterton "This morning my administration released the budget numbers for fiscal 2006. The se budget numbers are not just estimates; these are the actual results for the f iscal year that ended February the 30th." --George W. Bush, on the fiscal year t

 

 

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All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand . challenge is where the fun is To get the best out of a man go to what is best in him. The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it s just sort of a tired feeling. You can not change ones believes, but you can as well help make them change Those who hate you don t win unless you hate them, and then you destroy yourself . Richard M. Nixon "When a grown man lives with his mother, that s pathetic. When a grown man lives with his dead mother, that s classic." A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it and forget abo ut it. Harry S. Truman Well, I screwed it up real good, didn t I? Richard M. Nixon Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day. For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It s better that they are mad e by others but failing that, you ll have to make them yourself. Speak when you are angry, and you ll make the best speech you ll ever regret. Laurence J. Peter (1919-1988) One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty councils. The thing is to supply lig ht and not heat He who hesitates is a damned fool One half the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other. -Jane Austen (1775-1817) in Emma The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap , we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. г — , г д

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ailure is not the falling down, but the staying down Wisdom is the right use of knowledge. To know is not to be wise. Many men know a great deal, and are all the greater fools for it. There is no fool so great a f ool as a knowing fool. But to know how to use knowledge is to have wisdom The impossible is often the untried ...even the impossible is easy Experience is a good school, but the fees are high Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts h is hand on you, send him to the cemetery. The only reason for the existence of a novel is that it does attempt to represen t life. Henry James I don t know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please ever ybody Just as some people bring out your best, and other people bring out your worst, you can bring out the best in other people at their worst. It s a matter of unde rstanding where they are coming from and what is likely to work with them. ш В – д д щ д .

For example, if you asked random people on the street if they d like to be able to draw like Leonardo, you d find most would say something like "Oh, I can t dra w." This is more a statement of intention than fact; it means, I m not going to try. Because the fact is, if you took a random person off the street and somehow got them to work as hard as they possibly could at drawing for the next twenty years, they d get surprisingly far. But it would require a great moral effort; i t would mean staring failure in the eye every day for years. And so to protect t hemselves people say "I can t." There are no easy answers but there are simple answers. We must have the courag e to do what we know is morally right. Ronald Reagan No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. С , , г г , д

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There are two ways of dealing with nonsense in this world. One way is to put non sense in the right place; as when people put nonsense into nursery rhymes. The o ther is to put nonsense in the wrong place; as when they put it into educational addresses, psychological criticisms, and complaints against nursery rhymes Ches terton Life is so wasted on those who won’t live Н ш д , ш

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The Six Phases of a Project: Enthusiasm Disillusionment Panic Search for the Guilty Punishment of the Innocent Praise for non-participants Lately, when I wake-up I’ve been asking myself if there’s any reason to get out of b ed. Not a bad question to ask, but when you start running out of answers, you kn ow you’re in trouble. When I first saw you, I thought you were pretty. Then, of course, you spoke you re trying to seduce me. Aren t you? "In this world, Elwood, you must be, oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. For years, I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me." Go ahead, make my day "What do you mean, I m funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I me an, what s funny about it?...But I m funny how? I mean, funny like I m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I m here to f--kin amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How m I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what s funny!..." Frankly, My Dear, I Don t Give a Damn – г .

The Greatest Thing You Will Ever Learn, Is Just To Love, And Be Loved In Return The Things You Own End Up Owning You Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. It pays to expect the unexpected. Communism doesn t work because people like to own stuff. - Frank Zappa When we can let ourselves play with ideas, without judgment or expectation, then

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

we can begin to take these same ideas seriously. The way you get better in everything in this life is to make mistakes. Otherwise you re probably doing it right by accident. But you have to do everyth ing wrong before you can really start with some authority to do it right. -Tobia s Wolff, interview with "Stanford Today", 1998

"Democracy can be a wickedly unfair thing. Nobody poor was ever called democrati c for marrying somebody rich." "I ve there s anything worse than a woman living alone, it s a woman saying she likes it." That s what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay th e same age." - WOODERSON (Matthew McConaughey) in Dazed and Confused (1993) You always want people to underestimate you, not see you as a threat. Common sense is not so common. A man is a success if you gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between, does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan (1941- ) Never knock on the door, find the key Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way. Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you re home. All we can do is encourage people to do unpleasant work, with money and prestige . I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are s till greater. You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everyw here in the world. “Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.” --Christopher Morley Love is strong yet delicate. It can be broken. To truly love is to understand th is. To be in love is to respect this. We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. "Be great in act, as you have been in thought." If you ve got a question, first don’t hesitate to ask yourself "Tell your heart that fear of suffering is worse than the suffering itself. And no heart has ever suffered when it goes in search of its dreams, because every s econd of the search is a second s encounter with God and with eternity." - The A lchemist

 

 

 

 

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"The world you desired can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it s y ours. But to win it requires total dedication and a total break with the world o f your past, with the doctrine that man is sacrificial animal who exists for the pleasure of others. Fight for the value of your person. Fight for the virtue of your pride. Fight for the essence, which is man, for his sovereign rational min d. Fight with the radiant certainty and the absolute rectitude of knowing that y ours is the morality of life and yours is the battle for any achievement, any va lue, any grandeur, any goodness, any joy that has ever existed on this earth." -- Ayn Rand Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. "Tax reform means, . -Russell Long Don t tax you, don t tax me. Tax that fellow behind the tree

If at first you don t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.:)) Life is what you make of it. It is an array of choices. Do I choose the route of ease and comfort, or the one of hardship and adventure? The key lies in finding the balance and it s not the same for everyone. Felix Wife: Dr. Connors. I want to thank you for fixing Felix’s back. He can even help around the house again. Dr.Connors: I’m sorry to hear that Felix ;-))))))))

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of mome nts that take our breath away. The sooner you fall behind the more time you ll have to catch up If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. If it could have gone wrong earlier and it did not, it ultimately would have bee n beneficial for it to have. HAAAAAA The most terrifying words in the English language are: I m from the government a nd I m here to help. Ronald Reagan “Success requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you re not frighte ned by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were .” --David Rockerfeller :Nuts.no sense of humor........ Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener Women don’t realize the power they have over men. If they did, they’d be ruling the world. :))))))))))-) The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging. С " г . Н ... г ! д ! . В

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Never knock on Death s door; ring the bell and run (he hates that). If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit whi le you re a ahead"?! Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they. Bad Cop! No donut! В д .

No book is duller than a book of jokes, for what is refreshing in small doses becomes nauseating when perused in large assignments. “Set priorities for your goals. A major part of successful living lies in the abil ity to put first things first. Indeed, the reason most major goals are not achie ved is that we spend our time doing second things first.”--Robert J. McKain Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong? З д ….. г ш , , д

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Don t take life too seriously you re not going to survive it, anyway No such thing as bad student. Only bad teacher. ? д В д г ш В , д , г щ ? ш д д д ш, д д д щ д ш , д д , …. г щ ... ш г

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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. Mark Twain В д .

Communism is like prohibition, it s a good idea but it won t work. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch. Nothing s impossible for those who don t have to do it. Psychiatrists say that one out of five people are mentally ill. If four of your friends are OK, then you re the one. Smile.... It confuses people! And a word to the ladies about their appearance. Seems to me, it s far more impo rtant to have your "no s" fixed before you worry about fixing your "nose". Husband to wife discussing dental bills: "Maybe we get a some kind of book and s traighten their teeth ourselves. Flirting involves the line. You re t, it s going to s out, it s going putting your whole outward appearance and inner personality on basically asking a stranger if they fancy you, and if they don hurt. If they do fancy you and your husband or wife later find to hurt even more.

If you can remain calm, you just don t have all the facts.

 

 

 

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right pla ce, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock Be nice to your kids. They ll choose your nursing home А д д д “ ”

I m better than a psychologist. I m a friend. Alcohol & calculus don t mix. Never drink & derive. The key to success is - find out where people are going, and get there first.- M ark Twain A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good After 30 years of studying people, Freud said that there was one question that h e didn’t have the answer to… “What do women want?” Nice..... Jazz is five guys playing a different song at the same time. A compromise is an arrangement whereby people who can t get what they want make sure nobody else does either The fact that no one understands you doesn t mean you re an artist. I m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. The confidence grows with familiarity Life may not be the party we hoped for... but while we are here we might as wel l dance! If you want to get people to follow you, first confuse them, then convince them that you know the way to get them out of their confused state. Finita la comedia Natural ability without education has more often attained glory and virtue than education without natural ability. - Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) В   г We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be. - Kur t Vonnegut (1922- ) One may create order by introducing disorder If someone builds 1000 great bridges, and the 1001 crashes, people will remember him as the one, who s bridges were no good ...insanity is the most sane thing there is ...have more actual troubles, and fewer imaginary ones. People surprise me some times. ,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   

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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. Theodore Roosevelt A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues. Theodore Roosevelt Don t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit sof t.

 

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