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Copyright © 2019 by Ian Woolley

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First Printing: 2019

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VIERHANDER is an independent production by Ian Woolley and is not affiliated with Melsonian Arts Council.
Woke Marketing Broseph
You are maestro of marketing. But you harbor a deep dark secret.

700 pages of scripture
Good hair
A dark contract with the genius loci of a famous eatery

add-on possessions
Ok Sword Kind of Heavy and Bloated
Advanced skills
4 Marketing
2 Grilling
2 Censoring
2 dodging criticism

you may test luck to roll Critical to deflect the consequences of your actions
to bystanders. Or defend your mealymouth inclusion by blocking and si-
lencing detractors while claiming brigading.
What’s next? Saying you’ll sue for defamation?

Critical Rolls and other beloved games are now packaged for easy consump-
And if you still have money after you
Then buy
And if you still have money after you
Then buy
You are only friends and not a business venture.
You have two stats
Critical and Roll
They must add up to 6
Roll under Critical when you need to deflect criticism about your shows’ di-
Roll under Roll to play a game while advertising in a quirky cute way.