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Gonzales Lions Club Auctioneers Beef Up
the Annual Fundraiser
Every four years, aligned to auction. This year’s dinner was Candidates for local and state Wiley were on hand as our
local elections, the Gonzales held on Oct 1 at the Safety office were invited to attend, lively auctioneers. Guests
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Ascension Parish
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included baked potatoes
and fixings. The Lions
Club would like to thank
all of the gracious
donors that contributed
to the success of the
event. These include
Don's Seafood, evamor,
Coca Cola, Tureau's
Grocery, as well as all
of the local community
members and
businesses that donated
items for the live auction.

A good time was had by


all and our club raised
over $5000 which will go
directly back into our
community through one
of many services
provided by the
Gonzales Lions Club,
including: Cubsight
screenings, providing
eye exams and glasses
to those in need,
sending students with
special needs to the
Lions Camp, awarding
local high school
students scholarships,
distributing Thanksgiving
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and also donating to other
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Special Olympics,
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The Gonzales Garden Club sponsored a tour of Longue Vue Home and Gardens in Metairie on
October 17. Pictured are some of the club leaders: President Jamie Trisler, Tour Chairman Janis
D’Benedetto, Hospitality Chairman Marilyn Rice, and Corresponding Secretary Loretta Ramirez.

Other Than Monthly Club Meetings


Gonzales Garden Club members found garden club members busy
have affinities for all types of at other plant venues. On October
plants. Besides community 17, Gail Lonibos and Janis
service activities in the city, D’Benedetto accompanied Club
several members are active President Jamie Trisler to the
participants in other local, state Louisiana District VI Fall meeting
and national plant societies. Of of the Louisiana Garden Club
the club’s twenty-eight members, Federation at Nottoway
twelve are Louisiana Master Plantation. The event theme was
Gardeners; three belong to the “Remembering Our Original
Burden Horticultural Society, and Treasured Seeds.” Meeting
three are Friends of Hilltop highlights included a message
Arboretum at LSU. Two others from the LGCF President Linda
hold membership in the Pelican Finley and a program titled
Point Garden Club while two "Seasonal Decorating with Native
more have joined the Plants and All the Wonderful
Sundowner’s African Violet Things it Has to Offer,” which was
Society with one also belonging presented by Ramona Perrin of
to the African Violet Society of the Plaquemine Garden Club.
America. The club is additionally Participants also enjoyed net-
represented in the National working at a buffet luncheon.
Audubon Society, Louisiana
Ornithological Society, Baton One of the garden club’s trips
Rouge Daylily Society, Baton this year was a visit to Longue
Rouge Bromeliad Society, Baton Vue House and Gardens in
Rouge Orchids for Seniors, and conjunction with the Louisiana Iris
Baton Rouge Cactus and Rhizome Sale. Members traveled
Succulent Society. Each time a to Metairie on October 19 to tour
new horticulture specialist the historic mansion and walk the
presents to the club, a new eight-acre site, which has been Congratulations to Mary Jo Pohlig for winning first place with her Best Other Gesneriad
affiliation develops. beautifully restored since the Episca Karlyn Triffecta at the Sundowner’s African Violet Society Show and Plant Sale
2005 ravage of Hurricane Katrina. October 20 at the Baton Rouge Garden Center. (Photo by African Violet Hybridizer Belinda
Horticulture events this month Although original owners had
Breaux Thibodeaux)

taken inspiration from European As a member of the Sundowner’s


landscapes, native plants are a African Violet Society, GGC Vice
predominant aspect of Longue President Mary Jo Pohlig entered
Vue today. Pollinators flit among many of her propagations into the
the flowers and squirrels scamper society’s annual show held at the
through the trees. Gardens fea- Baton Rouge Garden Center on
ture oaks, azaleas, camellias, October 19 and 20. She won 15
irises and wildflowers. Hard- awards at the show and sold 25
scape highlights include statues, of her plants to the visiting public.
fountains, a terrace, a goldfish Mary Jo is an outstanding
pond and the Spanish Court of gardener.
mosaic tile. The property explo-
ration was a magnificent outing The last "extra curricular” activity
Gonzales Garden Club (GGC) Members attending the District VI meeting of the Louisiana arranged by Tour Chairman Janis of a few garden club members
Garden Club Federation (LGCF) at Nottoway Plantation in White Castle were, from left, D’Benedetto. was a trip to Lula Sugar Mill in
GGC Civic Development Chairman Janis D’Benedetto, GGC President Jamie Trisler and
LGCF Life Member Gail Lonibos.
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Master Gardeners. Organized by County
Agent Mariah Simoneaux, the group In November, the garden club will hear
watched a video of sugar cane production, from the Society of Louisiana Irises about
observed the harvest of a sugar cane field, incorporating those plants into their
toured the mill yard during round-the-clock gardens, spruce up the Jambalaya Park
unloading and storage of the cut cane, and Butterfly Garden, and provide a garden
visited a storage warehouse with an therapy workshop at Charlie’s Place.
enormous mound of refined sugar. The topic of the November meeting is
Afterward, the Assumption Parish Farm Louisiana irises.
Bureau hosted a luncheon of chicken and
sausage gumbo, potato salad, french
bread and cake. Ooh, la! C’est si bon! The Gonzales Garden Club is
That meal was the best part of the trip. federated by National Garden Clubs, Inc.

These GGC members, also Master Gardeners, gather in front of the business office of the Lula Sugar Mill
in Belle Rose: Patti Mouton, Dale Bowman, Janis Poche, Barbara McCormick and Mary Jo Pohlig.

RESIDENTIAL YARD OF THE MONTH COMMERCIAL YARD OF THE MONTH

The home of Tim Riley at 1730 Rosedown won November Yard of the Month. The yellow Mike Anderson’s Restaurant on Hwy 30 won November Commercial Landscape of the Month. Here,
sunshine ligustrum serves as an eye-catching border from spring until frost. Pink and Owner Chip Robert welcomes all diners to his Gonzales location. The upright metal planters of purple
white annuals add to the color variety. petunias show the way to the front door.

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Get
Growing,
planted into the landscape Fresh greenery –Wreathes and
come spring. garland made from fresh greenery
make excellent gifts. Select
Christmas cactus – The Christ-

Ascension!
greenery that looks as fresh as
mas cactus blooms year after year, possible. Check the needles by
putting on a show of brightly bending them. They should be
colored flowers just in time for the flexible and not break. Greenery
holidays. Plants come in shades of that is shedding is past its prime.
white, pink, salmon, and fuchsia. Prolong the life of any greenery
They do well in Louisiana and displayed outside by hanging it i

Plants make
prefer our humid conditions. n a shaded location.
Christmas cacti can be moved

the perfect
to a partially shaded location on a Fruit trees – Citrus and fig trees
patio or porch for the summer. make great gifts, although they are

holiday gift
somewhat difficult to wrap! If
Paperwhites – The crisp, white purchasing a citrus tree, select a
flowers of paperwhites give off a satsuma or navel orange, two of
Mariah Simoneaux fragrant, sweet smell. Bulbs can the more cold hardy types of citrus.
One of the best parts of the holiday be purchased from garden centers Fig varieties to look for include
season is giving gifts that people can grow quite tall and may and nurseries this time of year to Celeste, Brown Turkey, O’Rourke,
truly enjoy. This year why not give occasionally become top heavy. create a custom gift. Paperwhites LSU Purple and LSU Gold. The
your friends and family a plant to Pick an amaryllis in a sturdy pot or nearing bloom can also be best time to plant trees in Louisiana
add holiday cheer to their home? container to ensure it doesn’t tip purchased. Choose plants in a is November through February.
Plants are always the right size and over once in full bloom. Give an unique or interesting container,
never go out of style. Read on to amaryllis to a friend who loves to such as silver goblet or glass dish. Mariah Simoneaux is the
determine the right plant for garden, as they can be trans- Horticulture Agent serving Ascen-
everyone on your list. sion and Assumption Parishes.
For more information contact
Poinsettias – Besides a Mariah at MJSimoneaux@
Christmas tree, there is no plant agcenter.LSU.edu or visit the LSU
more festive than a poinsettia. AgCenter website at
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Place the plant in a room that
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Water when the soil surface feels
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So, what does it mean to be
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moves you should make. And
while everyone’s situation is • Think long term. As you begin
different, there are indeed investing, it’s important to have
guidelines that make sense for the right attitude. Specifically,
all investors. Here are some to don’t look for the “hot”
consider: investments that will make you a
“bundle” in a matter of weeks.
• Learn the basics. The Investing just doesn’t work that
investment world can seem way – instead, it’s a decades-long
confusing, but the more you know process of carefully choosing,
about the basic components, the managing and adjusting a
more confident you’ll be when you diversified portfolio that’s suitable
begin to invest. For starters, you’ll for your individual needs. And by
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YOUR ESTATE MATTERS
If you are a senior, you should seek
an attorney’s advice about advanced
care directives. You can sign a
power of attorney and clearly state
your wishes about who you want
caring for you and your affairs, when
this is to take place (ex. when one or
more doctors determine you are
unable to reasonably care for your
person or property), and the scope
of powers of the person to whom
you are giving this control. You can
also create trusts, wills, and living
wills that give you more say in what
happens to you and your property
should you become incapacitated.
By Linda Melancon In Louisiana, if a person becomes
unable consistently to make
Home for the reasoned decisions regarding the
care of his person and property a
court may order an Interdiction.
Holiday, An During this process, a loved one or
caregiver hires an attorney to file a
Unexpected petition with the court. The person
to be interdicted is notified and the
Surprise: Part I court appoints an attorney to
represent them. The court may also
It’s not what you expected to find appoint a doctor to examine the
when you traveled home to visit person to determine the existence
your elderly parents or grandparents and extent of their incapacity. If the
for the holidays: the pawpaw who court finds that the interdict cannot
cared for you throughout childhood properly care for themselves or their
doesn’t seem to be taking care of affairs, it will appoint a curator to
himself. The mom who kept you take over the care of the interdict
safe and taught you to become a and their and property. The curator
responsible adult now shows no is usually the loved one who filed
regard for her own safety, personal the petition.
affairs, or finances. If you notice
these behaviors, you may be Sometimes the condition of the
shocked, confused or sad. It is time elderly person and their affairs is so
to take over the care for your bad that an urgent change is
elderly relatives? necessary to protect their interests.
In cases that have potential for
You may also notice other signs immediate and irreparable injury,
that your loved one is not able to loss, or damage, the court can grant
take care of themselves like they a temporary interdiction without
once did: notice or a hearing. This gives the
curator power to immediately begin
• appliances being left on when handling the affairs of the interdict.
not in use (ex. stove, oven) It is only temporary, and will be
• stacks of unpaid bills followed up by a full hearing to
• utilities disconnected for prove whether the interdict is, in
non-payment fact, incapable.
• neighbors or friends report that
he or she has engaged in It is always a good idea to contact an
potentially dangerous behavior attorney in advance to plan for your
(ex. erratic driving, wandering off, own long term care. If you are car-
going out not properly dressed) ing for an elderly loved one who is
• confusion about time or place showing signs of incapacity, an
• misplacing items attorney can help you take the best
• difficulty completing familiar tasks steps necessary to protect that loved
one before they can substantially
It can be overwhelming when you harm themselves or their property.
realize that they are no longer Next month we will talk about steps
capable of properly caring for you can take in situations when your
themselves or others. Fortunately, loved one presents an immediate
there are resources and professionals danger to themselves or others.
to point you in the right direction.
The information provided is not intended to be legal
In this month’s article, we are going advice and does not constitute an attorney/client
to take a look at solutions you can relationship. You should consult with an attorney for
individual advice regarding your own situation.
start now, before you hit crisis
mode. Planning ahead can help you Ms. Melancon is an attorney with Legacy
eliminate some of the stress brought Estate & Elder Law of Louisiana, LLC, with
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Ascension Parish HOST –
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The Community Awareness Day is an opportunity for our
Emergency Response 33 Industrial Partners to
Organization, also known as come together and
CAER hosted an Industrial show-case emergency
CAER Day here in response capabilities and
Ascension Parish this past readiness. Emergency
week, stated CAER Response suppliers were
Chairman James E. LeBlanc also invited to network with
(Honeywell Geismar). CAER all our industry leaders in the

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field of emergency response. leader in Emergency shared his appreciation for this local communities work
CAER Day gives Industrial Response prepared-ness. organization and their closely together to support
facilities the opportunity to see Guest speaker Louisiana commitment to ensuring that public safety.
why Ascension Parish is the Attorney General Jeff Landry the chemical industry and

• Air Liquide • Enlink Midstream • Lion Elastomers • Pipeline • Univar


• Air Products • Enterprise TBone • Lonestar NGL Technology • Westlake
• Almatis • Hexion Refinery • Praxair • Nova Chemicals
• Baker Hughes • Honeywell • Methanex • Renewable Energy • Total
• BASF • IMTT • Shell Convent Group (REG) • CN Railroad
• CF Industries • Innophos • OXY • Rubicon • Enterprise Pipeline
• Veolia • Kinder Morgan • Nutrien • Shell Geismar • Momentive
• Eastman Chemical • LBC • Syngenta

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Traveling with Tara
Wow! What a busy month it childhood dreams! pageant! It was so much fun to City Gumbo Festival! Even
has been! I have attended five watch as Bailey Barker was though we could only stay a
events this month promoting Tangipahoa Parish Fair crowned the 2020 Miss little while, there was so much
our amazing organization and Pageant- October 6th, 2019 Tangipahoa Parish Fair Queen! to do and so much to EAT!!
festival! I am always filled with I loved spending the afternoon The visiting queens got the
so much joy when I’m on the I started off this busy month at in Tangipahoa Parish and opportunity to introduce
road and someone stops to the Tangipahoa Parish Fair celebrating both their new and ourselves on stage, ride the
ask me about where I’m from Pageant! I traveled to Amite old royalty! carnival rides all night and eat
and who I’m representing. I City to celebrate the oldest free however much we wanted! Of
can’t help but feel this huge fair in the state and watch as Bridge City Gumbo Festival- course, I had to try their
sense of pride when telling they crown their new queen. October 11th, 2019 world-famous gumbo, which
them about our festival and all This event was especially fun was amazing! I learned that
of the wonderful things we for me because my directors I traveled to the toe of the boot unlike the Jambalaya Festival,
have to offer in our great city! tagged along and represented to Bridge City for our first stop they have one cook, who is
I really am living out my our board as judges for the of the weekend, The Bridge tasked with the job of cooking
a huge amount of their where all of the visiting queens agricultural festival, the how to make a queen feel like
world-famous gumbo every and contestants stayed all International Rice Festival, true royalty! We spent the
day of the festival! The same weekend! We began by touring held in Crowley, where they beginning of the night watching
person cooks the gumbo year the factory where Jack Miller’s were celebrating their 83rd the presentation of their royal
after year in order to deliver Bar-B-Que Sauce is made! I year! We began our morning at court and eating an amazing
the same great taste! I found had never saw anything like their pageant, which is held three-course meal! We were
this, but it was so awesome to outside on their main stage! later presented in train and
see such a big-name product This was such an awesome mantle, being escorted by the
come from a small, mom and experience because all of the different Orange Festival
pop type of business! We then visiting queens were sitting on Dukes. We then got the
attended the King’s Luncheon stage while competition was opportunity to watch the king
where the new royalty of the going on! It was so cool to be and queen perform their
Louisiana Cotton Festival was in the center of all of the action traditional waltz. All of the
honored. Later that night, we and get to see all of the visiting queens and their
were presented in full train and contestants up close! We said families danced the rest of
mantle at the pageant and “see you later” to their outgoing the night away!
watched as they crowned their queen and watched as Jimmy
new Queen Cotton! We then Joubert achieved her lifelong I am absolutely living the
had the opportunity to walk dream and was crowned as dream! I have experienced so
around the festival grounds the 83rd International Rice much, and I am learning things
and ride the carnival rides! On Festival Queen! We later I never knew possible! It is so
Sunday, we attended mass attended their traditional rice amazing to see how much love
and rode in their grand parade threshing demonstration, which is shared for our great state
through the middle of Ville was performed by an antique and all of the wonderful
Platte. I loved this weekend machine to show how it was festivals and commodities we
because it was so much fun to done back in the day! We also have to offer! I am one lucky
be able to stay with not only all attended their Royal Luncheon girl! If you’re interested in also
of the visiting queens, but also where we toasted to the living out this amazing dream,
this to be so interesting and the contestants! It offers a success of the past year and contact the pageant director,
was truly amazed that one different experience and gives wished luck to the new queen! Katie Battaglia at
person could keep such an you the opportunity to meet so We then rode in their grand knhaydel@gmail.com for more
amazing tradition alive for many new people! parade through town! It was information on competing
so long! such a fun day! in the Jambalaya Festival
International Rice Festival- Pageant!
Louisiana Cotton Festival- October 19th, 2019 Plaquemines Parish Fair
October 11-13th, 2019 and Orange Festival Ball-
Have you ever heard the November 1st, 2019 “Well, Time to Go!
I continued my weekend by saying “Life is nice and easy”?
traveling 156 miles from Bridge Well, in Crowley, LA, they like What a fun night! I traveled to Has anybody seen
City to Ville Platte for the to say, “Life is rice and easy”! New Orleans for the Plaquem- my sun glasses?”
Louisiana Cotton Festival! We I had the opportunity to attend ines Parish Orange Festival Tara
arrived at the “Cotton House” Louisiana’s oldest and largest Ball! This board really knows
811 E Ascension St., Gonzales (Behind Piccadilly)
225.647.3700 • www.laynesjewelry.com • Follow Us on Facebook
Our Lady of the Holy Rosary Catholic Church in St. Amant,
PHOTOS PROVIDED BY MEGAN BABIN

held its 4th Annual Festival, La Fête des Bayous.


La Fête’s weekend kicked-off may be sensitive to large on Friday afternoon. There
on a chilly Thursday evening crowds. This was also an Lastly, Thursday also kicked were 50 teams and 4 heats.
with our Family Night favorite, alcohol-free night. off the festival's Cook-Off After three days of competition,
Boo with the Badge. Families competitions with the Cook Justin Courville and
were able to safely trick-or- Thursday night included La Corporate Cup Gumbo Cook- Helper Micah “Pappy” Courville
treat from nearly 50 vendor Fête’s Talent After Dark talent Off. Carlos and Stephanie (Sponsor: Azalea Estates)
booths that included the show, which featured 12 Braud took First Place followed were named La Fête’s 2019
Ascension Parish Sheriff’s performances of dance and by Woody Woodward and Champions! Second Place
Office, Ascension Parish Fire song. First Place was awarded Justin Woodward with Second went to Cook Tanner Bourque
District #1, and many local to Phoenix Bhramayana, Place, and Bill and Melissa and Helper TB Bourque
businesses and organizations. Second Place to Claire Woodward were awarded (Sponsor: Ascension
This year, in association with McAlister, and Third Place to Third Place. Magazine) and Third Place to
Ascension 4-H, we opened Riley Keranen. The People's Cook Tyler Bourque and
trick-or-treating one hour early Choice Award went to Timothy The anticipated Jambalaya Helper Jake “Possum” Avrill
for special needs children who Daigle. Cook-Off Competition started (Sponsor: Tags and Titles).

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Saturday was another
event-filled day. La Fête des
Bayous held its 2nd Annual 5K
Nun Run with 70 runners.
Winners of the 12 and under
division were First Place Gabe
Melancon 24:19, Second Place
Theresa Babin 37:04, and Third
Place Hudson Vidrine 38:37.
Winners of the Female division
were First Place Diana Coulon
24:29, Second Place Codi
Neyland 25:49, and Third Place
Kelly Bihm 26:02. Winners of the
Male Division were First Place
Dwayne Labatut 23:23, Second
Place Camille Russo 25:00, and
Third Place Kevin Cambre
25:09.

Following the Nun Run, family


and friends enjoyed L’esprit de la
Fête, our spirit showcase.
This year’s patriotic themed
celebration began with a tribute
and salute by the Patriot Guard
Riders and Combat Veterans
Motorcycles in honor of our
Veterans. L’esprit also had
performances from area middle
and high school cheer and
dance teams, solo vocal and
dance performances. Everyone
also enjoyed a classic car show
following L’esprit.

Headlining this year's festival


band line up was The Allison
Collins Band on Friday night.
Saturday’s line-up included DJ
Dolla Bill, That 70s Band, and
Parish County Line. Sunday
opened with the festival many volunteers, sponsors, Murray's Market, IMSCO, La Fête des Bayous can be
favorite, Mike Broussard & and vendors who generously Mike Anderson's Seafood, found at www.geauxlafete.com
Night Train, and La Fête was assisted in making this year's Delaune’s Supermarket, Veron or on Facebook: La Fête des
closed by Party at Joe’s. Each festival such a success. We Smoked Sausage, and Hollis Bayous.
night of the festival closed out would especially like to thank Orthodontics.
with a firework show! our Title Sponsor: RSG Contact: Juliet Raffray,
Enterprises, LLC. and Platinum Next year’s festival will be held Co-Chair/Marketing
The Ministry of La Fête des Sponsors: Layne's Jewelry, on October 29-November 1, 225-205-2270
Bayous would like to thank the Dale’s Garbage Services, 2020. More information about

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Presents the 2019

Jambalaya
Festival Association
Christmas Parade Quickly
Approaches
December 8th at 1:30pm
Please visit the website for more information and direct any questions to jamfestassociation@gmail.com.

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The Thrill of Victory-
and That Other Thing Also
by Bill Delaune

“Double, double toil and


trouble…Where shall we three
meet again…

When the hurly-burly’s


done, when the battle’s lost
and won...”
Macbeth.

Friday, November 3

12 noon- The three


gentlemen seated at the corner
table of Carli-Co’s Restaurant in
Gonzales were not as menacing
as Shakespeare’s witches but
two of the company were nearly
as old and the third was fond of
omens and predictions.
“Okay, Kid. I see you’ve laid
out our entire itinerary for the
weekend,” said the oldest
known simply as “Coach”- a
60-something former molder of
young men who wore 35 years
of heartbreaking losses in the
multitude of lines on his face.
“Let’s have a look at it.”
The younger man was hardly
a “Kid” but he understood that
Coach addressed all his former
players that way-mainly because
of the destruction of thousands
of brain cells over the years. On
certain fall weekends, Kid served
as designated driver, memory
enhancer and social director for
his old mentor and his buddies.
“Well,” Kid began, “we’ll
start off with a few tailgating
parties before the EA-St. Amant
football rivalry and get to
Spartan Stadium in plenty of
time for the game. Then…”
“Did you know this is the
watch ‘The Game of the “I thought this would be a to Georgia” that sent Stats into
40th meeting of the Gators and
Century’ between LSU and good place to start since we may motion.
Spartans and that STA holds a
Bama on Saturday. Then it’s off need a lawyer before this “Do you know who wrote
20-19 edge in victories?”
to New Orleans for the Saints weekend’s over,” laughed Kid. that song?” he asked to no one
interjected the third member of
and the Falcons on Sunday.” “Plus, look at all the pretty girls in particular. “Why none other
the party looking up through
“And when are we supposed and there’s even live music.” than former Ole Miss
horn-rimmed glasses from a
to get any rest?” asked Stats. “I’m going get a bowl of quarterback Jim Weatherly who
stack of papers a show dog
“Just do what Snake Stabler gumbo and try to warm up was on the losing end of that
could not have jumped over.
told me one time,” answered while you play social butterfly,” thrilling 11-10 LSU victory on
“Thanks, Stats,” sighed the
Coach. “Sleep fast.” grumbled Coach as the Halloween night 1964.”
Kid. “I’m sure you’ll have lots
temperature dropped and the By now a few interested souls
more information for us before
3 p.m.- The first stop was at a wind picked up. had gathered around-possibly
this weekend is over. Anyway, if
tailgate party hosted by attorney Just then the band broke into huddling together for warmth-
we survive the madness on
Christian Avery and the NOLA a rousing version of Gladys but Stats laid it on thicker.
Burnside tonight, I have several
lending group among others. Knight’s classic “Midnight Train “Weatherly had staked the
spots picked out for us the
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Rebels to a 10-3 lead in the chastised Coach. “Let’s go to board,” answered Kid. “Besides Edwards-Hilaire knocking over
fourth quarter but the Tigers the game.” l like Courtney behind the bar Tide defenders like pins in an
scored a late touchdown and The hard-fought rivalry lives and Maddie and Caroline might alley, the Tigers counter every
decided to go for two points up to its reputation with a show up later. Now you watch attack with scores of their own
and the win. Quarterback Billy scoreless first quarter, but the the Penn State-Minnesota game and exorcise a decade of
Ezell found Doug Moreau in favored Spartans get a field goal and I’m going take in the demons with a 46-41 win.
the corner of the end zone for to go up 3-0. The Gators Cornholeing contest.” “Never put a tape measure or
the conversion that gave the counter with a 75-yard drive “The what?” the old coach a stop watch on a player with
Bayou Bengals the victory.” behind the passing of Cole looked appalled. that much heart,” state Coach
“That game might have been Poirrier to take a surprising “Easy, Coach,” soothed Stats. after Clyde rolls for the
one of the factors that led 7-3 lead. “The game used to be called game-clinching first down.
Weatherly to choose song “When you’re the underdog, ‘Bean Bag Toss’ but in the “I feel like I played the damn
writing over a football career,” you have to get off the bus Midwest, the bags were filled game,” said Stats. “Whoever
smiled Stats. throwing,” opined Kid. with corn. Now there’s ever a thought LSU would score 46
“Where does he get all that But Coach is not sold yet. Johnsonville Cornhole points against Bama-the most
stuff?” asked an innocent “Three things can happen when Championship in Vegas that’s ever on Tide turf, by the
bystander. you pass and two of them are televised on ESPN.” way-and have to sweat out an
“I’m not sure but you can ask bad,” he cautioned. “Well, I’m not telling any of onside kick at the end.”
him while I go flirt with that “Aw, Coach, football has my coaching buddies I was in a “I’m running on fumes,”
good-looking NOLA rep changed since you played in cornhole contest," said Coach. admitted Kid. “Are we still
Shannon Babin once more be- leather helmets,” teased Kid. “It just doesn’t sound right.” going to New Orleans
fore we leave,” said Kid. But the old ball coach’s Back in Ascension, Walk-Ons tomorrow?”
“A social crutch,” mumbled prophecy comes true just before was a bit too loud an rowdy for “They’re still playing, ain’t
Coach through a mouthful of the half when EA’s Jyren Estes Coach despite the fact that they,” growled Coach.
chicken and andouille. “That’s picks off a Poirrier pass and Minnesota-whom he was
all he uses these games for-a returns it 84 yards to give the pulling for-was ahead of Penn Sunday, November 10
social crutch.” home team a 10-7 lead at State and the superstitious old
intermission. mentor hated to leave his seat. Suffice it to say that our weary
5 p.m.- A couple more “Turnovers will kill you,” “Let’s try Sammy’s. It’s travelers made it to the Court of
compulsory stops served as a lectured Coach to his pouting usually a bit calmer and I’m on Two Sisters for brunch where
perfect springboard to the ex-pupil. a board over there as well,” Kid drank Bloody Marys and
highly anticipated kickoff. Of “Actually, he’s correct,” said suggested Kid. flirted with the Mimosa crowd
course, Stump Marchand and Stats. “The team that wins the The Gophers held off a late while Stats entertained some of
his EA gang of “Too Much turnover battle wins the game Lion rally and finally it’s time the crowd with highlights from
Blue” were in full swing in a about 75% of the time.” for LSU. the first 99 Saints-Falcons
vacant lot across from the “I’m going to the bathroom- “You have to stop the run games including Steve Gleason’s
stadium. I’m feeling sick,” Kid first,” Coach emphasized but blocked punt in the “Return
“Look at that sauce announced. Alabama goes right down the from Katrina Game” of 2006.
piquante,” admired Coach. East Ascension uses another field on the first drive. Even Coach quit grumbling
“I wouldn’t have eaten so big play and a Gator turnover to However, quarterback Tua about missing mass when Kid
much gumbo at the last stop if stretch the margin to 24-7 in Tagovailoa fumbles inside the tipped the server to do a stirring
I’d known they had sauce the third quarter and the game 10 and the Tigers recover. rendition of “Take My Hand,
piquante.” is essentially over. “Sometimes an offense will Precious Lord”.
“We need to head over to “St. Amant still has never recover from a long drive But the cherry on top of the
Hughes Insurance’s spot next,” about a 3% chance to win without points,” Coach weekend cake turned out to be
said Kid. “I just got these considering...” pointed out. a cherry bomb as the 1-7
Spartans to give me 24 points “Why don’t you shut up,” And again his words seem to Falcons embarrassed the 7-1
and I need some Gator money snapped Kid looking into his ring true as LSU dominates the Saints 26-9.
to balance my books.” wallet. first quarter only to give up a “On any given Sunday,”
“Actually based on The game ends 34-7 (“Right 77-yard touchdown on a punt began Stats on the way home
comparative scores and home on my number,” Stats pointed return as the Crimson cut the but he stopped short after glares
field advantage, I have EA as a out gleefully.) and the three- lead to 10-7. from both Coach and Kid.
27-point favorite,” chimed some headed back to the “Alabama has won 31 games “Okay, when shall we three
in Stats. tailgaters to wait out the traffic. in a row at home and eight meet again?”
“Betting on high school “Tomorrow’s another day,” straight against LSU,” noted “You do realize we have high
football,” Coach shook his promised Kid shelling out some Stats. “They won’t go away school playoffs next Friday,
head. “How degenerate can Lincolns, Hamiltons and an easily.” LSU-Ole Miss on Saturday and
they get?” occasional Jackson. But this time the Tigers prove the Saints-Tampa Bay on
The Hughes group featured “Try some Gator sauce his numbers wrong taking a Sunday,” said Coach. “As Joe
more gumbo and a warm tent piquante,” consoled Coach. 33-13 halftime lead. Burrow so astutely put it-there’s
erected by former Gator and “You’ll feel better.” “Champions die hard-they’ll a lot of football left to
Chief of the Teepee Mike come out swinging in the be played.”
Robert. Saturday, November 4 second half.” This time it’s See you on the gridiron.
“This is so comfortable I Coach with the prediction.
might just stay in here and let 11 a.m.- “So explain to me And indeed Bama does, cut-
y’all relay the score to me,” again why we’re at a wing place ting the lead to 33-27 with the
laughed Stats. in East Baton Rouge instead home crowd and the laser light
“I might just stay here next to of one of those joints in show going crazy. But in the
Hughes employee Jill Poirrier Ascension?” asked Coach. midst of all the chaos, with
and her dancing daughters,” “Because it’s only a stone’s LSU’s “Cool Hand Luke”-aka
added Kid. throw across Manchac and I had Joe Burrow-and an undersized

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“You two are deplorable,” to get my numbers off the bowling ball named Clyde
Goosie
Jammin’with

The
Spoonbill
Adventure
For my entire life I have experienced
good and bad beginnings to that
years’ hunting season. This particular
year was one in which I did not have
much success at the first opening of
the season. After an early morning
workout on one of the hunting club Louisiana’s ricefield area. The guide
properties that I hunt at, I decided to service of interest was a business called
ride out to Amite Louisiana to a “Spoonbill Adventures”. After a short
hayfield acquired by the Louisiana conversation with the young owner of
Department of Wildlife and Fisheries the business a date was set for the last
for the opening day of dove season. I Friday of teal season. We arrived on
made the trip by myself. I guess others Thursday evening for an overnight
are smarter than me but I’m a hunter stay at our accommodations. It was a
and this was the first day of the 2019- really nice lodge with a gameroom,
2020 hunting season. By arriving after bedroom and kitchen area. As we sat
noon it seemed that the best flight outside enjoying a few refreshments
patterns on the property already had that evening, we witnessed several
hunters in place. Although it was flocks of waterfowl in the air. Later
ninety-eight degrees and I didn’t fire a that evening, a couple members of the
shot, I really enjoyed my first day of staff took us on a ride to see a very

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the season. I’m blessed to be able to respectable flock of roosting ducks

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still do these kinds of things. It beats near the lodge. After supper my mind
sitting on the couch, that’s for sure. was then focused on tomorrow’s
• Smoked Sausage
Strike one. sunrise.

• Green Onion Sausage


• Italian Sausage
The next weekend found me heading Strike three wasn’t to be. It looked

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to Venice Louisiana for the opening of like I’d finally hit a home run and
the teal season. Lyle Johnson and I
• Breakfast Sausage
would have a successful hunting trip.
were guests at a camp owned by the Probably twenty or more teal had lit in

• Jalapeno & Cheese


owners of Veron Sausage, Blaine and our decoys before shooting time. I

available
Kade Sheets for that weekend. The told our guide that it looked like I’m

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plan was to scout for teal and bass fish finally going to shoot this ole
on Friday and hunt teal on Saturday. Browning today, and shoot we did.
We didn’t locate many birds that day
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In twenty- three minutes we had killed
and caught a small mess of fish that a limit of twenty four teal between the

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evening. The bite was getting better as four of us. We did not lose a bird and
the evening progressed, but we soon could have been back in Prairieville by
Deboning decided to get back to camp and pre-
pare for the next days’ hunt. A lot of
nine-thirty that morning if we had
wanted to. We returned back at camp
work was at hand and when the invite to see how the other three groups of

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challenging to say the least. After getic, young man only twenty-four
paddling the pirogue through twenty- years of age with most of staff on the
five yards of solid water hyacinths that good side of thirty. These guys were
wasn’t much difference than paddling some very nice young men. The
on dry land, I began to question my business is only four years old and
intelligence of following the young- although it will have some growing
sters. I made it as well as they did and pains it has the potential to be one of
after a couple of hours none of us had the top waterfowl ventures that I’ve
killed a teal. Strike two for the hunting ever been to. If you would like to treat
season start, but again I truly enjoyed yourself, friends or your family to one
being part of that adventure. of the easiest and most productive
waterfowl trips of a lifetime, then give
Not long after the first two strike outs “Spoonbill Adventures“ a call. I don’t
a friend and I were talking about the think you’ll regret it. Look them up
possibility of making a waterfowl on the internet or give them a call at:
hunting trip this fall. After admitting Spoonbill Adventures
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guided trip. I agreed to do so, after all Enjoy Yourselves
we’re not getting any younger. For a James “Goosie” Guice
11am-8pm couple of years I have been getting
very good reports from the Welsh,

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with Kellie
Useless Random Facts

Entertainment Schedule

Firehouses have circular stairways originating from the
old days when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses
were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to

November 22 -
walk up straight staircases.

Feed the Fire Festival


November 29 -
In medieval France, unfaithful wives were made to chase a

Scary Lane
chicken through town naked.

December 7 -

Pat-E Acoustic
The "save" icon on Microsoft Word shows a floppy disk with the

December 14 -
shutter on backwards.

Remedy

The amount of computer Memory required to run WordPerfect
for Win95 is 8 times the amount needed aboard the space shuttle.
Feed the Fire Festival
November 22

You can be fined up to $1,000 for whistling on Sunday
in Salt Lake City, Utah.

There are 1,575 steps from the ground floor to the
top of the Empire State building.

The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue,
Boston, Massachusetts) is the only place in the world
where a boat can sail under a train driving under a
car driving under an airplane.

The average person spends 12 weeks a year 'looking for things.

Cranberries are sorted for ripeness by bouncing them; a fully
ripened cranberry can be dribbled like a basketball.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

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puked, and ran out of the plane in a nose dive and start
building sounding like Johnny screaming to high heaven.
Thoughts from Bully Paycheck, “Take This Job and
Shove It.”. Hell, I’m gagging
Well, let me tell you, when
you wake from a dead sleep in
writing this story. an airplane that the prop is
Later in life I had the making a nose diving noise
opportunity to work with two similar to sounds of the planes
Take this prominent local businessmen in
a startup magazine called,
falling out of the sky in the
movie, ‘Midway.’ It would be
Job and Ascension Parish Magazine.”
In those days, computers
easy to soil yourself. I went
from sleeping soundly to seeing

Shove It!!! weren’t available to do graphic


production and all camera ready
art had to be done by hand.
trees through the planes
front window.
I then noticed they’re
After I worked to meet the screaming turning to laughter
Through the years I’ve had the printing deadline until the wee as the plane leveled off and the
opportunity to experience many needed hours of the morning, we would joke was on me.
different types of employment. the money. When I fly in one of the owner’s small I have since thought of this
Many times, I ended the job arrived I was handed a shovel, a single winged prop plane to the event and could easily change
with the infamous words of thin dust mask, and a flash light. printer located in Birmingham, the words of Mr. Paychecks
Johnny Paychecks song, “Take I was lead through the dark cor- Alabama. Now, when we got in song to ‘I’m getting ready to go
This Job and Shove It.” I’ve ridors to a back room next to the plane I was the only one to jail.’ All the words wouldn’t
also had thoughts of Dierk what was once the kitchen. My that had been working all night change but the the words
Bently’s new song, “What Was I boss told me, once he left the and unlike my respectful ‘Shove it’ would definetly stay
Thinking.” room , I was to open this sooty employers, I needed some sleep. in, along with some other words
Behind Diez Tire in Gonzales shiny door and shovel the Shortly after take-off I would I can’t write in this publication.
there was once a private dinner contents into a bucket in this easily fall into a deep slumber to
club called ‘The Ranch’. After a wheel barrel. I opened the door get a couple of hours to nap and
year or so in existence the and there were stacks of boxes. maybe catch up a little, because Writer’s Note:
restaurant experienced a fire, As I pushed the shovel in the I was dog ass tired. There is an ass kicking
which closed it for good. first box, I realized that the As I was sleeping and in someone’s future and
Several months later I re- door I had opened was the dreaming unmentionable I will be doing the kicking.
sponded to a job inquiry to help freezer and the boxes were full thoughts, when these two fine Snoop and Doug watch
clean the burnt building up. As of steaks. They definetly were upstanding citizens thought it your back.
a young college student, I aged beef now. I gagged, would be funny to put the

It’s time to prepare for next years growing season!

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“SHOUT OUT EVENTS 2019”
For the past eleven years the last eleven years. can goods for the needy, to the Dixon Center in the large
Spartan / Gator club has been selling of over 1500 Shout Out arena.
raising money for both these From the Golf Tournament that Shirts, to the all-day jambalaya
schools. We have given EA saw over 220 players play this sales last Thursday and march Just cannot begin to thank the
and St. Amant High Schools week, to the freshman & JV the big community shout out very small committee that con-
$173,000.00 EACH over the double header, the collection of event Thursday Night at Lamar tinues to do this every year. If

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you would have told me eleven away for a couple years that schools, I would have never all the continuous sponsors
years ago when we brought we would raise a total of over believed it. that give every year, without
this event back after it went $346,000.00 for these two these sponsors, this event
Just cannot say enough about would not be this successful.

Eric Lambert
Owner

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2019 Results from the week:
• Golf Tournament – St. Amant
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• Freshman Game – EA
•JV Game – St. Amant
• Shout Out – EA
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Cooking Gourmet at Home Ingredients:
with SNO’S SEAFOOD & STEAKS
1 lb. -eggplant (peeled and thinly sliced)
¼ cup -green bell peppers – small diced
¼ cup -green onions-chopped
¼ cup -celery – small diced
1 tsp -granulated garlic
1 cup -onion – small diced
1 cup -bread crumbs
1 ½ tsp -kosher salt
1 cup -small shrimp
½ lb. -crawfish tails (rinsed thoroughly)
4 -redfish filets (cut a pocket in the middle to place stuffing in)
Pinch -red pepper
Pinch -black pepper
1 tsp -granulated garlic

Instructions:

STUFFED REDFISH DANTES Place eggplant on a sheet pan and rub both sides generously with olive oil
and bake at 350 degrees until tender. Chop well with spatula to break up
the eggplant into a puree. In a small brazing pan over medium heat cook
Prep Time: onion, celery, and bell peppers until tender then add eggplant and
1 hour seasonings. Add shrimp and crawfish to pot and cook for five minutes.
Cook Time: Remove from heat. Add bread crumbs and green onions and fold until
fully incorporated. Allow mixture to cool then scoop a generous portion
15 minutes into redfish. Place fish on a baking pan and season to your taste. Pour a
Servings: half cup of melted butter and a half cup of water onto pan and place
Executive Chef 4 servings into a preheated 350 degree oven for 15 minutes or until the center
reaches an internal temp of 165 degrees. Remove from oven and enjoy!
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