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1 Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?

2 Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nit-wit. You can't fire me, I quit. Seems I don't fit in.
3 Tis the season to be merry.
4 This is extremely important. Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back. No toys, nothing but Peter, Kate, Buzz,
Megan, Linnie and Jeff. And my aunt and my cousing. And in a few years time, my Uncle Frank. Okay?
5 We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the
winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.
6 Scut Farkus! What a rotten name!
7 Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy Name. And forgive my husband. He knows not what he does.
8 Oooh fuuudge!
9 One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.
10 Oh, the Who-manity.
11 Not too hot. Extra chocolate. Shaken, not stirred.
12 Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!
13 Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! When I get home, I'm getting a CAT scan!
14 Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
15 Jury duty, jury duty, jury duty pink slip, chain letter, eviction notice, blackmail, jury duty, jury duty.
16 I've killed it. Oh! Everything I touch gets ruined.
17 It was an ugly tree anyway.
18 Isn't there anyone out there who can tell me what Christmas is all about?
19 Is your house on fire, Clark?
20 I'm cute! I'M CUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
21 I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.
22 If you're really Santa Claus, you can get it for me. And if you can't, you're only a nice man with a white beard like mother says.
23 If that cat had nine lives it sure used 'em all.
24 I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
25 I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
26 I passed through the seven levels of the CandyCane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
27 I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
28 I can't put my arms down!
29 I believe... I believe... It's silly, but I believe.
30 He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
31 Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!

32 Hate, hate, hate. Hate, hate, hate. Double Hate. LOATHE ENTIRELY!
33 Happy birthday! Hey, I said my first words. But... But snowmen can't talk. Ha ha ha, come on now, what's the joke? Could I really be alive?
34 Free Frosty, Free Frosty, Free Frosty!
35 Fra-gee-leigh. That must be Italian.
36 Don't EVER say hickory honey ham again.
37 Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key lime disease.
38 Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
39 Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.
40 Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
41 Are you kidding? Stick my tongue to that stupid pole? That's dumb!
42 Are you having a holly, jolly Christmas?
43 A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child.
44 “It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.
45 (You lie to your families at Christmastime?' ) "You really can't spell families without 'lies'!"
46 "God bless us every one!"

1 Christmas Vacation 24 A Christmas Story

2 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 25 A Christmas Story
3 Christmas Vacation 26 Elf
4 Home Alone 27 Christmas Vacation
5 Christmas Vacation 28 A Christmas Story
6 A Christmas Story 29 Miracle on 34th
7 Christmas Vacation 30 A Christmas Story
8 A Christmas Story 31 Elf
9 How the Grinch Stole Christmas 32 How the Grinch Stole Christmas
10 How the Grinch Stole Christmas 33 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
11 The Santa Clause 34 Christmas with the Kranks
12 It's a Wonderful Life 35 A Christmas Story
13 The Santa Clause 36 Christmas with the Kranks
14 It's a Wonderful Life 37 The Santa Clause
15 How the Grinch Stole Christmas 38 Christmas Vacation
16 Charlie Brown Christmas 39 Christmas Vacation
17 Christmas Vacation 40 A Christmas Story
18 Charlie Brown Christmas 41 A Christmas Story
19 Christmas Vacation 42 How the Grinch Stole Christmas
20 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer 43 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
21 Elf 44 How the Grinch Stole Christmas
22 Miracle on 34th 45 Four Christmases
23 Christmas Vacation 46 A Christmas Carol