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EDITOR’S LETTER

By Royal Appointment
he process started, naturally
enough, at Buckingham Palace.
On Friday 24 March, I turned
up at the designated time
at SW1 1AA – invited along
with the former Evening
Standard editor Sarah
Sands (now editor of
the Today programme),
BBC news supremo James
Harding, and a smattering
of other journalists – to watch
Prince Harry unveil a series of short
films produced for the campaign he
supports with his brother William and sister-in-law Kate, William asked Alastair to help spread the word even further
Heads Together. The films included the likes of Professor in the pages of our magazine. And so a few weeks later, an
Green, Andrew Flintoff, Adwoa Aboah and Alastair Campbell encrypted email appeared in one of my inboxes, containing
discussing their problems with mental health, adding support an extraordinary interview with Prince William, conducted
to a campaign that aims to change the national conversation by Alastair just a few days earlier, the one you can find in this
on mental health and wellbeing, a partnership with various issue. Talk about data capture. Never before has the Prince
independent charities with decades of experience in tackling talked with such honesty about the death of his mother, his
stigma, raising awareness, and providing vital help for people attitudes towards the tabloid press, or indeed his issues with
with challenges in this area. The films were amplified by depression. “Practically everything in my charitable life in the
Prince Harry’s revelations about his own struggles caused by end is to do with mental health, whether it be homelessness,
the death of his mother Diana Princess of Wales, revealing veterans’ welfare, my wife and the work she is doing on
that he saw a counsellor, saying that he shut down his addiction,” says the Prince, “so much of what we do comes
emotions and suffered two years of “total chaos”. back to mental health.”
GQ’s Alastair Campbell used his Heads Together film to He also talked to Alastair about the imminent 20th
describe the psychotic nervous breakdown he suffered in anniversary of Diana’s death, an event that has been almost
the mid-Eighties, his complicated addiction issues and the fetishised by the press. “I am not looking forward to it, no,
chronic depression he has experienced intermittently over the but I am in a better place about it than I have been for a long
years. The searing honesty with which Alastair talked about time,” he says, “where I can talk about her more openly, talk
his problems was heartwarming as well as journalistically about her more honestly, and I can remember her better,
formidable, and I suppose it was no surprise when Prince and publicly talk about her better. It has taken me almost

Never before
has the Prince
talked with
such honesty
about his mother

Above: Alastair Campbell


interviews The Duke Of
Cambridge at Kensington
Palace, 30 March 2017.
Read the full interview
and see our exclusive
photo shoot on page 160

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20 years to get to that stage. I still find it difficult now because


at the time it was so raw. And also it is not like most people’s There this month on
grief, because everyone else knows about it, everyone knows
the story, everyone knows her. It is a different situation for most
were no
people who lose someone they love, it can be hidden away or formalities,
they can choose if they want to share their story. I don’t have
that choice, really.”
no briefing.
Reading the interview, and then discussing these issues with Just ‘Hello,
William in private, it was clear he is more than passionate about
his involvement with the campaign, and the work that he has
I’m William’
done, along with his wife, and Harry, has shown how powerful and ‘Hello,
royalty can be when it comes to serious public endorsement.
Then we started talking about the possibility of an
I’m Kate’
accompanying shoot, some pictures that would help articulate London Fashion Week Men’s: the best new style
his message around the world. So on Thursday 20 April, three GQ We’ll have all the latest looks from the catwalks
of London Fashion Week Men’s, the best
delegates made their way to Kensington Palace to photograph the future King. Myself, Creative street-style snaps, plus analysis of all the new
Director Paul Solomons and Features Director Jonathan Heaf, along with our photographer – trends from 9-12 June.
Norman Jean Roy and his two assistants – passing quietly through the gatehouse, where we
were effortlessly guided into the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s private quarters. E3 2017: the best new
We were all as relaxed as we could be in this situation, although we all looked like the stiffest video games

people in the room as soon as William and Kate walked in. There were no formalities, no briefing Join our GQ.co.uk
games correspondent
on protocol before their arrival, just huge smiles and some quick yet overwhelmingly personable Sam White for live
introductions – “Hello, I’m William,” “Hello, I’m Kate” – before we started chatting. While coverage from Los
Angeles of all the latest
Norman busied himself with making sure that our cover shot was going to be delivered precisely
blockbuster releases at
to our specifications, myself, Paul and Jonathan suggested how we might spend the time most the world’s premier
productively. The results are in this month’s issue, photographs that perfectly complement games trade show.
Alastair’s interview, pictures that reflect the importance of the Heads Together message, but
also pictures that hopefully represent the Duke and Duchess’s passion for transparency and
their engaging determination to spearhead a different kind of sovereignty. I won’t repeat the
details of what we discussed, but in the first ten minutes we had already compared the pictures
with previous agenda-setting GQ covers, most notably our recent Ed Sheeran cover, our David
Cameron cover, and the Damien Hirst/Rihanna cover we produced for our anniversary in 2013.
The family pictures happened by accident, as both Prince George and Princess Charlotte were
more than intrigued by the circus unfolding around their father, a photographic session that looked
for a while as though it was being art directed by the Duchess herself (who had as keen a creative
eye as anyone else on the shoot). We had to pinch ourselves at times, as the day went incredibly
smoothly, a testament to William and Kate’s team, as well as to the Duke and Duchess themselves.
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This entire project was produced by a tight team, working in parallel with the rest of the
Join us for news coverage of the biggest event
editorial office, who, along with the publishing and in the literary world and see all the photographs
sales department, knew nothing about it. The story from GQ’s Soho House party at Cabalva Farm
with Land Rover.
was produced in secret, not because we didn’t trust our
own teams, but because the way in which magazines
are produced meant that a rogue corrupted photograph Alastair Campbell
interviews Miriam
or incomplete transcript of the interview might have González Durántez
found its way into the wrong hands. There was so much See the full hour-long
clandestine behaviour in Vogue House that for a few conversation between
our hard-hitting
weeks I felt as though my conversations were encrypted. interrogator Alastair
We hope you think all the subterfuge has been worth Campbell and expert
it. We are enormously proud of this month’s magazine, EU lawyer (and Nick
Clegg’s wife), Miriam
not least because we’ve been able to bring the issues González Durántez.
supported by Heads Together to a wider public, amplified
by the supporting material on GQ.co.uk, our social feeds Facebook Live with Alastair Humphreys
and an ongoing commitment to spreading these messages Adventurer, author and motivational speaker
as wide and as hard as we can. Alastair Humphreys will be joining us for a
sponsored Facebook Live hosted by luxury
bodycare brand Molton Brown.

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LAMONT JOHNSON
“Stormzy has bossed the Styling Stormzy for this
British music industry,” says month’s feature on the British
Guardian writer Tom Lamont, rapper was GQ Style Fashion
who toured with the grime star Director Elgar Johnson,
for the issue. In 2015, when recently nominated for Best
grime music dented the Stylist at the BSME awards.
mainstream for the second Drawing on London’s growing
Arthur BELEBEAU time, critics were sceptical streetwear trend, Johnson
Who knew a virtual reality headset could look so good with a suit? about the genre’s longevity. dressed Stormzy’s 6ft 5in frame
In this month’s fashion feature, “Amazing Reality”, photographer Two years on, and largely in Adidas and Liam Hodges for
Arthur Belebeau shot models wearing this season’s hottest trend: down to the success of Stormzy a relaxed look. Says Johnson,
monochrome suits, from Hugo Boss to Canali. “My initial inspiration – whose debut album made “It reflects a modern view on
was the video from Norwegian synth-pop band A-ha’s song ‘Take grime history by entering the the way a lot of men are
On Me’,” says Belebeau, “where the real world meets fantasy.” charts at No1 – it’s here to stay. dressing right now.”

Charlie BURTON
Virgin Galactic is the world’s first commercial
spaceline, with plans to fly Richard Branson
to the stars by 2019. “What surprised me
were the customers,” says GQ Senior
Commissioning Editor Charlie Burton, who
has written about it this month. “Tickets Warren
cost $250,000, so you’d assume buyers are ALFIE BAKER
extremely wealthy, but that’s not the case.” Ahead of Tom Holland’s
starring role as the new
boy behind the mask in
Alex HANNAFORD the upcoming Spider-Man:
Tomi Lahren is a young alt-right internet Homecoming, GQ shot the
personality famed for vitriolic rants actor poolside, relaxing in the
against everyone from Barack Obama Hollywood Hills. Styled by
to Black Lives Matter. “Unfortunately, Warren Alfie Baker, Holland
appears in luxury beach gear.
Photograph Brian Kaminski

I imagine Lahren’s winning formula will


inspire other click-bait-hungry new media “I’m from Fulham and Tom
stars,” says GQ contributor Alex Hannaford, is from Kingston, so we had
who met Lahren for this month’s feature. much to talk about,” says
Baker. “Tom also educated
the Americans on the shoot
about grime, Stormzy and
council estates!”

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e have been pursuing the new E-Class also extends Merc’s “car-to-X Yet driverless cars are one of the biggest
vision of accident-free communication” smartphone and Cloud- prizes in global industry and not just because
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tion of that. When it comes to autonomous As someone who can’t abide rain-sensing Uber are all staking out the territory, curi-
cars, we have to be the first, we cannot be wipers – how lazy do you have to be? – the ously eager to annexe a business that offers
a fast follower.” prospect of the self-driving car fills me with meagre margins unless you’re at the very
Daimler AG’s chairman and CEO Dr Dieter existential dread. I’m no Luddite, but I enjoy top of the tree. So why bother? Because as
Zetsche is a busy man, but he made sure he the challenge and responsibility of controlling autonomous cars take hold, they will become
was around to personally talk up the latest a car myself. I also savour the atavistic thrill the new hub: the “third place – to relax, work
Mercedes E-Class, the company’s “upper- of the explosive chemical reaction that sits at and play”, according to Daimler’s Dr Zetsche,
medium” saloon, during its launch. Heading the heart of internal combustion: full electri- between your home and your office. A giant
the list of eye-catching new technologies is fication means its days are likely numbered, smartphone, in effect, and therefore a critical
Drive Pilot, which uses a stereo camera, radar too. The automobile has long been hymned fulcrum for data acquisition.
sensors and a laptop-sized box of tricks hidden as a symbol of freedom, but it’s difficult to Given the stakes, the car industry has no
in the rear wing to drive the car autonomously. conjure Jack Kerouac out of a car that drives intention of letting itself be outflanked the
It can accelerate, brake, change lane and come itself or imagine the late Chuck Berry pushing way the music business was in the early
to a complete halt without any input from a button on his Tesla when there’s no particu- noughties. This is why every major automo-
the wobbly human behind the wheel. The lar place to go. tive OEM has been rebranding itself as a

JULY 2017 GQ.CO.UK 33


technology company that specialises in ecosystem” without leaving the more intellec- internet, I freaked out. I was frightened. It was
mobility solutions, with self-driving cars at tually impoverished floundering. like, holy f***, that’s a vehicle in the middle of
one end and vehicle management services at Kaspersky Lab processes 310,000 new the country. Car hacking got real right then.”
the other. It’s all to play for. malicious files every day, of which only one
Zetsche has a challenge on his hands, per cent require manual intervention from an eep recalled 1.4m vehicles and issued
however. According to a recent independent
research report by Navigant, it’s the Ford
Motor Company that’s blazing the trail.
Parameters here include “vision, go-to market
strategy, partners and staying power”; Ford
was duly ranked first out of 18 car and tech
companies. The company’s chief technology
expert. Even then, only a fraction of those
are referred to the Global Research & Analysis
Team. The worst and most notorious are known
as APTs, or advanced persistent threats. As
I write, malware detection flow during an
on-demand scan (ODS) – when the user selects
“scan for viruses” on their machine, one of
J  a security patch update. A year later,
a journalist from Wired observed
as the duo redoubled their efforts,
derailing the ECU, overriding signals
and targeting various components in the car.
“You have one computer in the car telling
it to do one thing and we’re telling it to do
officer, Raj Nair, noted, “First, integration is eight principal data sources Kaspersky tracks – something else,” Miller observed. “Our solution
key. Our hardware and software platforms need indicates that there are 10.7 million detections is to knock the other computer offline.” This
to be integrated into an efficient, high-quality per second, and the UK is currently the 18th included hijacking the vehicle’s steering and
vehicle system. This is a complex task. All the most attacked country. cruise control. As Jeep’s parent company, FCA,
various electrical and mechanical systems Emm offers some reassurances: what he was at pains to point out, “This demonstration
must talk to each other. Energy management refers to as the “attack surface” might be required a computer to be physically connected
must be optimised, as the computing system growing at an exponential rate (forget online into the vehicle’s on-board diagnostic port [or
requires maximum efficiency. Second is banking, think the internet of things) but most OBD, which is used by technicians to update
manufacturing capability. Building the ‘car’ cybercriminals are opportunists, latter-day the car’s systems] and it is highly unlikely that
part of an autonomous car is no easy task.” Dickensian pickpockets looking for an easy this exploit could be possible if the vehicle
software were still at the latest level.”
his, we understand, is exactly what Miller and Valasek might be guilty of show-

T
  Apple and Google have recently
discovered, which is why they’re
more likely to acquire an established
player than go it alone. The truth is,
no other everyday consumer durable is any-
thing like as complicated as the motor car; your
television or washing machine doesn’t come
‘We could do it
anywhere, over the
internet. Car hacking
got real right then’
boating, but they’re not malicious. “You need
to know what hackers are going to do next,
how to mitigate it and how some mitigations
don’t work, which is what we’ve shown,” Miller
avers. Mercedes’ R&D chief Ola Källenius con-
firmed to me that, “Cybersecurity has a very
high priority and will be even more important
with 16 airbags. as you open up your electronic architecture for
BMW is also leaning hard on the fast- win. Others are very specifically malicious fully downloadable, over-the-air capability.”
forward button. Having spent in excess of and Kaspersky’s map of targeted cyberattacks Meanwhile, Victor Chebyshev, an anti-
£2 billion on its “i” sub-brand, the excellent makes for grimly compelling reading. You malware researcher at Kaspersky, has this
i3 city EV and i8 hybridised supercar have might have heard of Stuxnet, a weaponised observation. “Applications for connected
yet to yield the revenues the Munich-based computer worm allegedly created by a joint cars are not ready to withstand malware
giant was hoping for. BMW can afford to be American-Israeli group in 2010 to disrupt and attacks. We expect that car manufacturers
patient. Both cars come with a suite of apps destroy centrifuges used to enrich uranium at will have to go down the same road that banks
that support and monitor driver behaviour, the Natanz nuclear complex in Iran. It’s widely have already taken with their applications...
usage and efficiency, and exemplify connec- regarded as the first malware to target the After multiple cases of attacks against apps,
tivity, a vital part of the marketing message for military-industrial complex. More recently, many banks have improved the security of
any new car. When a BMW contact confirmed the Carbanak cybergang stole £1bn from 100 their products.
to me that the i cars’ connectivity was under- financial institutions worldwide; there are “Luckily, we have not yet detected any cases
pinned by a new facility in Munich, I asked if hundreds of other hardcore APTs. of attacks against car applications, which
I could visit to check out the server firepower And cars? They’re far from immune. The means that car vendors still have time to do
for myself. BMW declined. highest profile hack so far occurred when things right. How much time they have exactly
Not that you can blame them. As we accel- cybersecurity researchers Charlie Miller and is unknown. Modern Trojans are very flexible –
erate towards this fully connected, electrified Chris Valasek exploited a weakness in the head one day they can act like normal adware, and
and autonomous automotive Nirvana, some big unit of their Jeep Cherokee’s multimedia system the next day they can easily download a new
issues urgently need to be addressed. Data pro- and the cellular network it was hooked up to configuration, making it possible to target new
tection is one, privacy another. Then there is before accessing the car’s CAN (controller area apps. The attack surface is really vast here.”
the not insignificant question of car hacking, network) bus. This is the nervous system that And don’t get us started on aviation...
a growing concern for automotive companies, effectively unites the multitude of ECUs gov-
especially against the rising tide of cyber- erning a modern car’s engine, transmission,
crime. I spoke to David Emm, senior security chassis electronics, air conditioning... the lot. MORE For these related stories,
FROM GQ visit GQ.co.uk/magazine
researcher at Kaspersky Lab, one of the world’s Even with an air gap – which separates the
leading IT security providers and antivirus networked elements from the physical ones, Everyone Carrying A Flat White Is Wearing Flat
specialists. Emm is mild-mannered, engaging supposedly safeguarding them – Miller and Whites (Dylan Jones, June 2017)
and has the priceless ability to guide outsid- Valasek were able to break in and take control. The Food Wars (Jennifer Bradly, May 2017)
ers through what he refers to as the “malware “When I saw we could do it anywhere, over the Me, Myself And iPhone (Wil Harris, April 2017)

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E D I T E D BY CHARLIE BURTON

this month: loyle carner p.40 david sedaris p.42 seersucker gets cool p.43 new rules of clubbing p.45

gq intel
need saving? no
problem. daddario was a
school swim star and is
scuba-qualified, thanks
to her training alongside
the rock for 2015’s
san andreas.

Funny girl: Alexandra


Daddario is following
Baywatch with two more
THE comedies this year

RISING
S TA R

Alexandra THIS month’s big-screen Baywatch reboot is a comic reimagining of the series that introduced
a generation to slow-mo. But it shares, well, certain aesthetic qualities with the original. “That’s
part of the humour of Baywatch: everybody’s sort of supernaturally good-looking, and they

Daddario take their jobs very, very seriously,” says Alexandra Daddario, who plays Summer Quinn. “We
Photograph Ralph Mecke

took a lot of comedy from that.” The 31-year-old’s improv impressed so much in auditions that
they wrote her lines into the script. “If you can make people laugh,” she says, “they’ll love you
Meet the True Detective star forever.” This year, prepare to see plenty more of Daddario’s funny side: first with Kate Upton in
diving into comedy with the The Layover, followed by When We First Met this autumn. Oh, and if Baywatch’s #fitspo bodies
(very) beautiful people of the leave you feel feeling a little beach shy, fear not: “The majority of men that I date don’t have
big-screen Baywatch reboot abs, if that makes anybody feel better.” It does. Oliver Franklin-Wallis Baywatch is out now.

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David Walliams George Lamb Daisy England Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Emo kid: Loyle Carner gq intel
opens up at London’s O2
Shepherd’s Bush Empire, carner grew up
February 2017 listening to nas on repeat.
having released his
debut ep in 2014, carner
supported his hero
at london’s 02 arena
in 2016.

GOOD GRIEF
THE

ARTIST
T O WAT C H

Tender hip hop: let’s face it, it’s not an idea that’s guaranteed success. But south London’s Loyle Carner
has won over everyone from Nas to Kate Tempest (and us) with his soul-baring tunes

LOYLE Carner (real name: Benjamin Coyle-Larner) isn’t about the women, violence or
money. Instead, the 22-year-old prefers a more introspective mode of hip hop, spinning
slow, confessional narratives over jazzy, boom-bap beats. “I have ADHD,” says Carner,
“so I’m more emotional than most.” It’s found him a niche – and quite an audience. He
has supported Nas and Kate Tempest, won rapturous reviews for his album, Yesterday’s
Gone (left, out now), and is on a seven-month tour of Australia, the US and the UK.
Carner wanted to be an actor, but quit drama school and moved home to Croydon to
support his mother and brother in 2014 after the death of his stepfather. A year later, he
Photographs Getty Images

released his debut EP, Little Late, a record wrought with grief. His voice cracks on “BFG”:
“Everybody says I’m f***ing sad / Of course I’m f***ing sad, I miss my f***ing dad.”
For Yesterday’s Gone, Carner swapped anger for nostalgia. The album is named after
a record made by his stepfather, which Carner only discovered after his death. On “Sun
Of Jean”, Carner’s mother reads a poem layered over her husband’s piano. “I immortalised
them in my music,” says Carner. “They could be together one last time.” Eleanor Halls
Loyle Carner plays the Reading Festival in August. loylecarner.com
40 GQ.CO.UK JULY 2017
Excess all areas
Bottomless brunch has gone from novelty to norm, so this summer restaurants
are supercharging the idea. Here are five where more is more…

Bad Egg Dead Dolls Shackfuyu


City Point, House 14a Old Compton
1 Ropemaker Street 181 Upper Street N1. Street W1.
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RUMOUR Best for: Friday drinks


– early ones.
co.uk
Best for: Revelry,
Best for: East-
meets-(wild)-west.
MILL
The lowdown: The Roman style. The lowdown: A
grey environs of The lowdown: The subterranean izakaya
by Moorgate don’t exactly
alex wickham Balls & DDH, as it’s known, is Sexy Fish in Soho, Shackfuyu
scream “weekend”,
but Bad Egg’s boozy
Company housed in a handsome Berkeley Square
is a pop-up gone
permanent from the
58 Greek Street W1. Islington townhouse House, Berkeley
Theresa May’s snap brunch has fast with three floors of team behind rock‘n’roll
ballsandcompany. Square W1.
election caught become a favourite fun dedicated to ramen resto Bone
london sexyfish.com
everyone by surprise, with a surprisingly debauchery. There’s a Daddies. Pro tip: don’t
cool clientele. Best for: An inter-shop Best for: Warming-up, be the guy taking
not least her own top bar at ground level for
The deal: It’s called stop-of. pre-Ibiza. selfies with his food.
team. One Downing drinks and dancing;
“frunch”: a new, The lowdown: The lowdown: It’s the The deal: Brunch has
Street aide had to cut two private rooms on
bottomless brunch A restaurant that blingy brasserie that just been extended
short an Easter holiday, the first floor for dinner
another top advisor every Friday. For £35, serves only meatballs? you know and love, from Sunday to
away from prying eyes;
has had to abandon patrons can explore It’ll never work, they with its Damien Hirst Monday (well, why
and a late-night
their June getaway a menu of modern said. Two years later, artworks, high celeb not?). The menu is
cocktail den up top.
– and spare a thought American classics Balls & Company in count and Nobu- £35 and includes
The deal: Inspired
for the Tory MP who alongside endless Soho is stronger than baitingly good Asian two small plates
by ancient feasting,
had to cancel not one bubbles and bloodies ever under chef-patron food – but now with and one large dish
“Bacchanalian brunch”
but two foreign jollies. – all soundtracked by Bonny Porter. added brunch. alongside all-you-
(£60) takes place on
That’s what they got old-school hip-hop. The deal: “Sangria The deal: It’s not can-drink prosecco
the first Sunday of
for believing the PM’s A day of well spent. Saturdays”. This new bottomless, but “Sexy and pineapple sake
every month. Guests
“no election” promise! The dish: Don’t miss brunch is available Brunch” is a day party – until 10pm.
are seated together
the pulled pork and from noon until 4pm; with a diference: The dish: Don’t miss
on long, candlelit
Donald Trump’s top kimchi hash. £15 ensures your a beautiful spread the stonebass with
banqueting tables
team is notoriously The drink: The Mimosas tumbler is kept full to with pumping playlists guajillo chilli ponzu.
and served four
male, so when Boris are prosecco with just a the brim for two hours. courtesy of rotating The drink: It’s all about
wine-paired courses
Johnson flew to splash of OJ – just the The dish: Go trad with superstar DJs, from that pineapple sake.
which are bookended
Washington to meet way we like ’em. pork, ricotta, parmesan, 11.30am to 4.30pm Nicky Clarke
by welcome and
key White House milk bread, pine nuts every Sunday.
farewell cocktails.
figures he insisted and sage meatballs The dish: Sexy
his own travelling The dish: Exec chef
– then give them eggs benedict with
entourage include Joe Hill (ex-Gordon
a twist with a pesto, a charcoal muin
several women. I hear Ramsay and Soho
basil, lemon, garlic and and asparagus
Boris has also banned House) ofers up a
cashew nut sauce. soldiers (£12).
events with all-male diferent menu each
The drink: The more The drink: Bartender
panels at the Foreign time. Past Sundays
unusual rosé sangria Matteo Cazzaniga’s
Office. He always was have taken cues from
– lighter, softer and spicy gin-based
a ladies’ man. the Nordics and the
more summery. Red Snapper.
Philippines, while
Corbyn’s office have a 4 June focuses on
new nickname for their vegetarian fare and
bitter enemies within 2 July is Italian.
the Labour Party. The drink: Ask for
Instead of “Blairites” the Cofee Negroni,
or “moderates”, I’m a cafeine-fuelled twist
told the Corbynistas on the Italian aperitif.
call them “Jolyons”.
Turns out there are
THE
several Corbyn critics
on Twitter called
Jolyon – a name
LONDON
PAG E
seen even by Jezza’s
team as outdated.

Tory whips keep MPs


in check by pinging
them messages on
a WhatsApp group
named “WhipsApp”.
The best profile pic is
surely the 007 image
chosen by minister
Therese Coffey – or, as
she is now known by
members of the group,
“Pussy Galore”.

JULY 2017 GQ.CO.UK 41


An American in Paris
THE The humorist David Sedaris has been dubbed “the Picasso of the personal essay”.
The
Insta
BOOK
TO READ
Now he is publishing his diaries – the source material behind his bestselling books
(if you haven’t read Me Talk Pretty One Day, do). In this extract he is living in Paris
classics
Happy-snap your Instagram
when his friend, the journalist David Rakof, comes to visit... feed by following the
’grammers behind three posts
Theft By Finding: Diaries: we hit “like” on this month
Volume One (out now)
9 July 2000, Paris: Last night after
dinner, David and I returned to
the Hôtel Costes to have a drink in
the lobby. He’s writing about the
fashion shows and thought it might
be a good idea to listen in on a few
conversations. The bar, or series
of bars, encircles the courtyard
@ B E TC H E S
restaurant, and passing from one
area to the next, I realised that I’d
never seen such a good-looking
group of people in my life. There
were no exceptions. As David
said, the place made the recent
Prada and Gucci ads seem like
documentary footage. This was
a gene-pool convention, an ark
of beauty. I felt ugly and
@THEBLESSEDONE
uncomfortable, so we ran over
to the Tuileries and shot pellet
rifles, pretending the balloons
were our own physical flaws.
I won a dart gun and a deck of
cards. David won a model airplane
and then we walked around for
a while. I got to come home, but
Theft By Finding: Diaries:
Volume One by David Sedaris
David had to return to the hotel
(Little, Brown, £20) and walk through the lobby.
@BEIGECARDIGAN

GQ
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The
GQ
rules
How to behave
in a nightclub
If it is your
church, then
these are your
commandments

You’re not going


“clubbing”, because
this isn’t a montage
from Human Traffic.

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venue will suice.
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The same goes for
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Not long ago, technology’s “good enough” revolution – the triumph of the cheap and simple
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water. Matthew Jones

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Augment your life:
Three substitutions to make this month

Ditch: Buy:
Listening on your iPhone Bose’s Soundlink Revolve
THE SUN’S out and the garden’s back in use. The only thing that would improve
matters: Bose’s new 360-degree speaker, the Revolve (£200. bose.co.uk). It’s just
1.5lbs and the shape means you’ll hear the same sound wherever you roam.
Better still, a single charge lasts up to 12 hours, easily enough for a lazy Sunday.

The vinyl revival remains in rude health.


Dylan Jones selects an overlooked
classic to hunt out next time you’re flicking
through the crates...

LONG estimated to be a career and when it became


Captain Beefheart’s finest expedient to at least attempt
work, Trout Mask Replica a more commercial attitude.
(1969) was an avalanche of Hence Clear Spot, which was
disjointed rhythms, reckless brought to my attention by
slide guitar, wailing and a friend who reckoned it was Park: Try:
shouting – and was one of the most romantic Alain Ducasse At The Dorchester Jean-Georges At The Connaught
influential in its disregard records ever made. And he
Best known for the triple-starred Jean-Georges in New York, Jean-Georges
for traditionally recognised wasn’t wrong. The three
forms of music rather than salient tracks are “Too Much
Vongerichten is opening a self-titled restaurant at The Connaught hotel (Carlos
any of its actual songs. Time”, “My Head Is My Only Place, Mayfair, London W1. the-connaught.co.uk). He wants it to seem like a
Beefheart couldn’t play House Unless It Rains” and “neighbourhood” restaurant while retaining his signature “farm-to-table” style,
a musical instrument, and “Her Eyes Are A Blue Million which sounds a lot like Michelin-starred food at non-Michelin-starred prices.
would demand his musicians Miles”, where the Captain
play particular colours. sounds like Otis Redding on
By being autocratic in acid, which is sort of how
the recording studio – Beefheart sounded at the
he screamed, punched and best of times, I suppose. He
discharged, and all this after was infamous for corrupting
giving his band members the blues, although his
silly new names – Beefheart unhinged “anti-music sound
controlled his ever-changing sculptures” were never
posse of musicians by trying commercially viable. Hence
to capture a sound only he Doobie Brothers producer
could hear (or at least Ted Templeman, who was
pretend to hear). By all brought in to add some
Forget it: Dele Alli Watch out for: Kylian Mbappé
accounts he was a hard man radio sheen to Clear Spot
to love. After the years of (and said his client was With the football season over, it’s transfer rumour time. While you dream of
heroic experimentation came physically intimidating). It prising Dele Alli from Spurs, the more realistic option is Monaco wunderkind
the fitful Seventies, when didn’t trouble the charts of Kylian Mbappé. He may sound like a Hanson song, but at just 18, he has already
being formerly influential course, but the record was scored more than 20 goals in his debut season, been capped twice by France
wasn’t the same as having six-out-of-ten astonishing. and compared to Thierry Henry. Never heard of him? To YouTube! Stuart McGurk

2 Snap your fingers 4 Present the flame.


Gutter credit hereplease Gutter name here

B R I N G YO U R together at the (We hope you’re


‘A’ same time as rotating
your hand through
lighting a barbecue
– we refuse to
GAME
90 degrees. condone smoking.)

No31
The Zippo snap
Here’s how Ryan
Gosling does it… 1 Hold the lighter flat 3 The lid of the 5 Turn the lighter
with the hinge to the lighter will have back on its side
left, your middle and flipped down. Strike and whip your hand
ring fingers on the lid the flint with your upwards to snap it
and thumb on the base. index finger. shut again. CB

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Nobu Matsuhisa
THE

PARTY
PAG E
Julie Nollet and Jo Thornton

A feast for
the senses
THEY SAY that food brings people
Gary Neville

together, and that was certainly


true at this year’s GQ Food & Drink
Awards. Once again presented by Veuve
Clicquot, the event welcomed London’s
gastro cognoscenti to The Curtain
Hotel, Shoreditch, to celebrate the very
Stefan Chomka and Tom Kerridge

Nicolas Jaouën, Mauricio Morelli

best of the global dining scene. Guests


enjoyed canapés courtesy of the hotel’s
soul food superstar Marcus Samuelsson,
while our partners Belvedere and Veuve
Clicquot kept them well libated, the
and Ivan Crispo

latter treating the room to its new


Veuve Clicquot Extra Brut Extra Old
champagne. Congratulations to all of
our incredible nominees and winners.
Illustrations Dale Edwin Murray Photographs Alamy; Getty Images; James Mason/JAB

Kelly Hoppen and Tara Bernerd


Gigi Vega and Layne Nguyen

Michael Bonsor and Scott Wallen


Claudia Winkleman and Mark Hix
Isaac Carew and Sophie Michell

Martin Morales

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Melissa Hemsley and Jasmine Hemsley Marco Arrigo and Luca Bergagna

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Dylan Jones and Jason Atherton

Richard Vines and Oliver Peyton

Leah Kirkland

Alex Craciun and Aleksandra Jezevica Claudia Winkleman and Stanley Tucci Clare Smyth and Phil Howard

Marcus Samuelsson

Nick Gilkinson, Mark Jarvis,


Felicity Blunt and Jack Cashmore

Matthew Mawtus and Matthew Hobbs Sam Hart, Florence Knight and Eddie Hart
THE

ENTREPRENEUR

Mark Wogan
The founder and CEO of Homeslice, a former street-food pizza stall that now turns over £4.5 million
a year across three permanent London sites, reveals what he has learned…

Academia isn’t everything


Born London
Age 47 “I was moved on after my
headmaster found an empty
bottle of vodka and two of
EDUCATION his crystal tumblers in my
bedside cabinet. I only got
three GCSEs. We all make
1980 – 1984 mistakes; the point is not
Claires Court, Maidenhead
Homeslice Fitzrovia to be defined by them.”
1985 – 1987
Don’t underspend Free Folk House /
“We thought we’d saved a lot The Henley College
of money when we opened the
1989 – 1990
restaurant for only £200,000, Leiths School Of Food And Wine
but then we had to shut it three
years later to install a new kitchen.
What you think is important, like CAREER IN BRIEF Wogan (right) with Homeslice
the light switches, isn’t. Instead, ask chef/co-owner Ry Jessup in 2013
yourself: does your fridge work?”
The best part of a pitch is passion
1990 – 1991
Neal Street Restaurant, “We did a very poor pitch to our
commis chef first landlord: a four-page
PowerPoint presentation and some
1992 – 1993
Draycott’s wine bar, chef
pizza. An experienced restaurateur
would have said, ‘They don’t have
1994 – 2000 a clue.’ But we were passionate.
Cooked on TV programmes
Starting out, to win a pitch you
such as This Morning
need to get your passion across.”
Homeslice Shoreditch and the Groucho Club
2000 – 2003 The original
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger Groucho Club Homeslice in
menu consultant Covent Garden
“I was working 16-hour days,
six days a week and it nearly 2004 – 2009
killed me. I had no personal Took over J Gurnett Personal
Management
life. But if you want to work
in the hospitality industry, 2011
Founded Homeslice
it’s vocational, not something street-food stall
you do on the side.”
2013
Opened Homeslice Neal’s Yard in
Don’t look like a chain (even if you are)
Covent Garden, London
“Aside from the wood-fired
September 2015
Opened Homeslice Fitzrovia
oven, the décor in each
Homeslice is completely
Story by Eleanor Halls

December 2015 different. Never hand over


Opened Homeslice Shoreditch
the creative reins to
2017 somebody else. We say
Homeslice Shoreditch reaches exactly what themes, colour
Homeslice’s street-food stall, 2011 a daily turnover of £10,000
and furniture we want.”
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F R E E L A N C E R

C A L I B R E R W 1 2 1 2
#PRECISIONMOVEMENTS
HOW WE LIVE
PORTRAIT BY Andrew Urwin

GQ.co.uk’s watchman in Westminster expounds his private


passions, from Wes Anderson and whisky to must-have tech
This month: Rupert Myers, Political Correspondent, GQ.co.uk
HOME
CULTURE
On the nightstand:
AND GEAR
Radical Enlightenment by Tool: Super Tool 300
Jonathan Israel (below); The by Leatherman (below)
Complete Works Of Ernest Hemingway Car: 1991 Toyota Land
Looking forward to: Star Wars: The Last Cruiser 4.3L Turbo
Jedi; Isle Of Dogs Watch: Apple Watch (above)
Restaurants: 40 Maltby Street, London SE1; Gaming: PlayStation 4; iPad Pro
De Kas, Amsterdam; Ora d’Aria, Florence Desktop computer: Apple iMac 5K
Café: The Watch House, SE1 (below) Photography: iPhone 6s with
Bars: Dandelyan, SE1 (pictured); Gordon’s Moment Lenses; GoPro
Wine Bar, WC2; The Little Guy, Sydney Kitchen: Wooden steak knives
Hotel: Prestonfield House, Edinburgh by Laguiole (right);
Favourite albums: Arvo Pärt: Complete Works enamelware by Best Made
For Violin And Piano And For Piano Solo; Distiller: Moonshine still kit
Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan by Clawhammer Supply
Favourite films: The Third Man; The Great
Beauty; The Grand Budapest Hotel
(below); The Big Lebowski
Drink: 16-year-old
Lagavulin (above)

STYLE Photograph Alamy Grooming Lou Box at S Management


AND GROOMING
Tie: Liberty London STIMULATION
(below right) To read: Journey To The
Shoes: Church’s (below right) End Of The Night by
Trainers: Internationalist by Nike Louis-Ferdinand Céline
Umbrella: James Smith & Sons (left) Reading: The manuscript I’m writing
Running shoes: Gel-Kayano by Asics To read again: While The Billy Boils
Sunglasses: Original Wayfarers in by Henry Lawson (above)
tortoise by Ray-Ban (right) Art: “Lady Agnew Of Lochnaw”
Weekend shirt: Best Made by John Singer Sargent (left)
Weekend jacket: Barbour Galleries: The White Cube, SE1;
Fragrance: Marc Jacobs Art Gallery Of New South Wales, Sydney
Men (below) Museums: The British Museum (above); The V&A
Views: From the shore of Lake Wakatipu, New
Zealand (above); Columbia Road Flower Market
Stationery: Lamy Pico; Moleskine notebooks
TV to rewatch: Breaking Bad;
Flight Of The Conchords
To do at the weekend: Go to Berlin
Last mountain: Mount Kinabalu
Next mountain:
Mont Blanc

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If looks
could thrill
Don’t be fooled by its striking design, Mercedes-AMG’s new GT C is the super-fast roadster that puts
power and performance front and centre
S TO RY BY JASON BARLOW

Rebel yellow: The GT C’s


15-louvred grille is inspired by
the Mercedes 300 SL that won
the Panamericana road race

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CARS

position. The rear axle isn’t directly


beneath your backside, but it’s not far
off, and that sense of riding a challeng-
ing if not downright wild animal imbues
the GT C with substantial personality.
We have no arguments with that.
The GT C is also wider at the rear than
the standard car and runs bigger wheels
and rubber. So on top of its eagerness
to turn into corners, it also manages the
apex and exit with equally savage com-
mitment. AMG’s adoption of the active
rear axle promotes stability and agility
by pointing the wheels 1.5 degrees in
the opposite direction to the fronts at
speeds up to 62mph.
Roger Daltrey, of all people, recently
told me an F1 driver had advised him
NEED to hang on to his old AMG CLS 63 –
TO powered by the company’s 6.2-litre V8.
KNOW Why? Because it’s normally aspirated,
SPECIFICATION

 A
MG is 50 this year and whereas the latest 4.0-litre unit uses two
GT C Roadster
plans to celebrate by turbos. Theoretically, this forced induc-
ENGINE 557bhp
unleashing the most tion should blunt throttle response,
3,982cc twin
devastating road car ever turbocharged V8 muzzling the GT C’s full potential. Roger,
conceived. No one has TORQUE 501lb ft it doesn’t. Its 557bhp and 501lb ft of
successfully transplanted a current ECONOMY 25.8mpg; torque are summoned with only a trace
Formula One engine into a street-legal 259g/km CO2 of lag, against a soundtrack that makes
car, but that’s exactly what Mercedes’ PERFORMANCE Wagner sound like Westlife. Top speed
high-performance off-shoot says it’s 0-62mph, 3.7 secs; is 196mph and it’ll warp to 62mph in
top speed, 196mph
managed with its “Project One” hyper- 3.7 seconds. Reduced emissions and
WEIGHT 1,735kg
car. It’ll likely have 1,000bhp – that’s fuel consumption are by-products of
PRICE £139,445
more than Lewis Hamilton gets to play turbocharging and AMG claims 259g of
CONTACT
with every other Sunday. mercedes.co.uk
CO2 emissions and 25.8mpg. Amazing
But let’s face it, no AMG has ever numbers given the power output, but
lacked for horsepower. Following the
theatrically gull-winged SLS, the GT
is only the second solo AMG outing, a
The GT C is basically a Teutonic muscle
clean-sheet car conceived independently
of the Stuttgart mother ship. This is a
car with substantial personality
place so in love with internal combustion going soft in the head. The sills are you’ll need monastic levels of self-
that the men and women who make each seriously chunky, while the dashboard control to achieve them.
engine personally autograph the block. gains additional strut braces against The GT C uses AMG’s triple-mode
Mercedes-AMG has waited until part- the windscreen. There’s another tower Ride Control adaptive damping system,
way through the GT’s life span to unveil brace between the soft-top and the fuel allowing you to bounce between
the convertible version, complete with tank and a cross-member behind the Comfort, Sport and Sport Plus for
an eye-popping new 15-louvred grille seats also boosts the rollover protection progressively less compliant behaviour
– inspired by the Merc that conquered system. The GT C Roadster uses magne- depending on your mood. Mostly, it’s
the ferocious Panamericana road race sium in its structure to reduce inertia, uncompromising, especially if the car
– active air management and active and the roof consists of a magnesium, is fitted with the optional dynamic
rear-wheel steering. A skilful peram- steel and aluminium structure support- engine mounts. The C also adds a “race”
bulation of the options list could yield ing an acoustically optimised three-layer mode to the “dynamic select” dual-shift
arguably the coolest looking car of hood, available in black, red or beige. transmission menu. First gear on the
the year, although the business end is This opens or closes in eleven seconds at seven-speed DCT has a higher ratio,
where the drama’s really happening. If speeds up to 30mph, a bulwark against while seventh and the final drive are
you’re aiming to fly under the radar, the fickle British weather. lower for greater urgency. It also has
“designo selenite”, a matte grey colour, AMG’s fondness for brute force bigger front brakes (390mm vs 360mm,
is your best option. However, for the over chassis finesse is sometimes its with ceramics as an option on both).
more proud, our tip would be the strik- undoing, but while the new roadster All in all, this is a bracingly intense
ing “solarbeam yellow”. could have taken some heat out of the Raise your game: experience – even with approximately
The coupé’s lightweight aluminium GT’s sauce, it pointedly chooses not to. The three-layer half the power AMG’s new hypercar will
roof closes in
space frame receives extra reinforce- This is basically a Teutonic muscle car, eleven seconds,
deploy. They sure know how to party,
ment to counter the side effects of a feeling exemplified by the driving even at 30mph these guys. Here’s to the next 50.

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swatch.com
this month: tour merch p.61 the right ryan p.64 manity case p.66 white jeans p.68 status symbols p.70

Brand This is for the style


New n lodestars. The agitators.
Sectio ED B
Y
The peacocks. This bold
E D IT
han H
eaf section believes in
Jonat
combining an aesthete’s
eye with an inner
rebelliousness. From
killer opinion to
white-hot trends, these
pages are not about
following tradition, but

New
beating your own path.
Welcome to GQ’s…

House
Photograph André Villers Colourised by Wayne Degan

Rules
Loose cannon: Pablo Picasso
in his Cannes studio holding
Gary Cooper’s gun, 1958

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B E O N E O F T H E F I R ST TO O W N

ALL- NEW
FORD FIESTA
SUMMER 2017

TO FIND OUT MORE


SEARCH: ALL- NEW FORD FIESTA

Official fuel consumption figures in mpg (l/100km) for the All-New Ford Fiesta range: urban 40.9 - 80.7 (6.9 - 3.5),
extra urban 67.3 - 94.2 (4.2- 3.0), combined 54.3 - 88.3 (5.2 - 3.2). Official CO 2 emissions 118 - 82g/km.
The mpg figures quoted are sourced from official EU-regulated test results (EU Directive and Regulation 692/2008), are provided
for comparability purposes and may not reflect your actual driving experience.
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* LO N G L I V E TO U R M E R C H !

LIKE most seriously lit music/style Been there, got the T-shirt:
crossover trends, the idea of producing Kanye West’s ‘I Feel Like
Pablo’ top and the ‘Give A Damn’
tour merchandise that fans actually want
T-shirt worn by Alex Turner at
to wear (rather than give to their little
Glastonbury 2016 (below) front
brother when sober the next day) all the latest tour-merch trend
began with Kanye West. West’s mini-me
clothing line produced for his Saint
Pablo Tour in 2016 became the most
wanted tour gear since The Strokes wore
their own retro band T-shirts on stage
back in 2002. Irony-loaded bestsellers
such as the “I Love You Like Kanye Loves
Kanye” coral-orange tees and one “in
loving memory” of his mother, Donda
West, were the rapper’s rambling,
surrealist tweets made wearable.
Of course, the West range sold out
faster than a Supreme brick, yet the
knock-on efect was to inspire a whole
caravan of pop stars (not to mention
style biannuals such as hip style zine
032C) to think about their tour merch
a little harder. With record sales
slumping – for everyone other than Ed
Sheeran and Adele – the kit you sell
from the stalls is one of the ways to
strengthen profitability. And remember:
nothing says “fashion” more than irony.
Hence, oicial Justin Bieber merch has
suddenly never looked so trendy. The
best bit? Ecommerce means you don’t is dead*
have to actually sit through the gig.

The Weeknd The Travis Scott


‘XO’ Crowd Camo ‘Rodeo’ bomber
Coach Jacket You’ll be disappointed to
Designed by XO himself - know that all Scott’s recent
that’s The Weeknd to you, tour merch is now sold out
or Abel Tesfaye to his online, which is a shame as
therapist – the woodland this bomber in particular
camo nylon coach jacket combines 2017 biggest
is perfect for layering up menswear trends: patches
during a chilly summer’s and swag. Keep checking
eve. Or, you know, duck Justin Beiber Purpose the site however as drops Thank You Obama
Daft Punk
‘Get Lucky’ T-shirt hunting in Peckham. Tour Brooklyn Hoodie are often and sporadic. ‘Malia’ T-shirt
£80. theweeknd.com travisscott.com
This French electro duo are Sure, try and pretend you OK, this is more “off-tour
the band-merch kings. On don’t want this but you and merch” but whatever. While
their site is every Daft I both know it’s almost the Trump reigns like the Dark
Photographs Getty Images; Photoshot

Punk product imaginable: perfect thing to slip under Lord Sauron what could be
Christmas baubles in the a black leather Saint Laurent more nostalgic than reaching
shape of the robot heads; biker jacket. Being the super out to Obama and Michelle
skateboards with “Daft Punk” capitalist singer-songwriter through your own chest?
neon grip; snow globes; he is, Bieber’s range of Chicago-based designer
candles; beach towels; merch is expansive: Joe Fresh Goods has created
limited-edition portrait baseball caps, backpacks, a line that pays tribute to
paintings; wind breakers; gold socks, skateboards. It might the 44th president and his
rings; caps; polo shirts; tote be too late to say sorry, but family. Chance The Rapper
bags; belt buckles; pens; pins; it’s never too late (for even modelled the range,
and, yes, a Daft Punk yo-yo. fashion) to say “irony”. only adding to how much
Trust us: you’ll be up all night £90. shop.virginemi.com/ you want this gear. JH
to get some. daftpunk.com purposetour £28. thankuobama.us

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Much ado Less
about
brushing or
who the Tom
hell uses a
beard comb
anyway? Hanks
Illustration by Ricardo Fumanal

Throughout history, hirsute heroes have


tamed their facial hair without reneging on
their wild reputations. Now it’s your turn
in
By Conrad Quilty-Harper

Some of your greatest


ever historical style
towards the end of Queen
Elizabeth I’s reign men
Castaway
heroes were hirsute. Guy started using a “beard-
Fawkes? Big, fiery beard.
Francis Drake? Sprightly
goatee. Shakespeare?
Well, not only did the
brush”, which was very
popular among the
metrosexual elite and
to be “used in public”.
and
bard have a beard, but Come 2017, beard
he also spent a fair bit
of time putting them on
characters in dozens of
combs are now an essential
accessory for a man whose
vanity outweighs any
more
his plays, often using humiliation he may feel
them as a metaphor for over using such a tool
the character of the men
who wear them. In
Macbeth, for example,
openly. Companies like
Tom Ford, Baxter Of
California and Captain
Tom
the men meet “beard to Fawcett have stepped in
beard”; in Antony And with beautiful and
Cleopatra, the Egyptian
queen insults Caesar
behind his back by
affordable designs. GQ’s
favourite is Buly 1803’s
hand-carved comb.
Hardy
calling him “scarce- So how to use one?
bearded”; in Much Ado Unlike hair combs, beard
About Nothing, Leonato
teases hapless Benedick,
suggesting, “He looks
combs have wider grooves
with smoother edges so
you don’t scratch your
between
younger than he did, face. Use in conjunction

roles
by the loss of a beard.” with a beard oil and
Taking all this on the always brush in the
chin, so to speak, you direction of your hair
might not be surprised growth. The look you
to learn that the beard want to achieve is less 1. Beard comb by BULY 1803,
comb is said to have been Tom Hanks in Castaway £24. At mrporter.com
invented around the and more Tom Hardy
2. Beard comb by BAXTER
same time Bill was between roles. You can use OF CALIFORNIA, £18.
penning sonnets (and a normal comb, sure, but
Photographs Jody Todd

At mrporter.com
there you were thinking then you run the risk of 3. Beard comb by TOM
it was invented by a lone “beardruff” in the long run FORD, £30. At Harrods.
barista in Peckham). – no partner will thank harrods.com
According to The you for that. If good 4. Beard comb by CAPTAIN
Dictionary Of Fashion grooming be the food of FAWCETT LIMITED, £10.
History – ie, Google – love, brush on. captainfawcett.com

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STAT I O N E RY P O R N

Keep it simple with the


kingpin of stationery
– the humble pencil –
as a connoisseur opens
the case for the best
brands in the business

By Patrick Grant

I use a paper diary in which, for reasons least good, as was foiling and printing – all
of fastidious neatness, I always write with bar the Staedtler, which had paint spatter-
a pencil. I keep my pencils in a pencil case ing from the print. All except the Blackwing
given to me by a girlfriend at Oxford, a patch- achieved one continuous shaving when sharp-
work leather Moroccan thing that I don’t ened from new to nub, its wood being com-
particularly love (Editor’s note: the girl or the paratively flaky and rough. At the lower end
case?). A decade ago I began using the Berol on lead quality came the Derwent, which had
Mirado pencil for no better reason than that inconsistent line quality and points that dulled
the head cutter at Norton & Sons at the time quickly. On lead quality the Faber-Castell just
used them to draft his patterns and would shades it from the Staedtler.
keep boxes of them in the workshop – and the In fact, in every way, the Faber-Castell
yellow looked quite nice with the tan leather. 9000 is a boss pencil. The lacquer is even and
The Mirado was a thoroughly British pencil, lustrous, the foiling and printing sharp and
made in Norfolk. But the Berol Mirado is no precise (though I wish they didn’t have quite
more, recently erased for good by its American so much text on it). The pencil creates an

Palomino pencils by Blackwing, £3 each. At presentandcorrect.com


owners. So I must choose a new pencil. even and fine line and its point almost never
I selected four pencils to test: Staedtler’s dulls; it’s a very fine writing implement that
Mars Lumograph, conceived by 17th- might be worth stockpiling before the barriers
century Nuremberg pencil making renegade come down.
Friedrich Staedtler and my father’s go-to; the
Derwent Graphic, the Great British pencil still
made in the Lake District; the Faber-Castell
9000, the aristocratic German of the pencil
world; and Blackwing’s Palomino, choice Each pencil
of American artists from John Steinbeck to
Leonard Bernstein. was tested
Pencils were tested rigorously, including
visual inspection for consistency and finish,
for fınish,
drop test for shatter resistance, sharpen
test (using Staedtler graphite sharpener) for
fıneness of
fineness of wood and lead and, finally, writing
and line-rulering.
wood and,
Unsurprisingly, these are all excellent
pencils. None broke a lead in a two-metre
fınally, for
drop onto concrete. The lacquer on all was at writing
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By Alfie Tong

T H E N E W WO R KW E A R

is your summer style spirit animal


precisely because there
are so many other
variables. That’s why
we think Reynolds is
so special. All you have
to do is say his name
three times in the mirror
and – voila! – effortlessly
Channel the cool smart-casual style
is yours for the taking.
smart-casual chi of
Take this look (left),
Hollywood’s ‘right for example: tailored
Ryan’ and take an pleated trousers twinned
effortless walk down with a blue cardigan
easy street and high-collared
blue-grey shirt. The
layering sorcery is
SURF’n’turf, gin’n’tonic, mind-blowing. It works
ebony’n’ivory: all great because of the different
combos. But smart shades of deep, rich
casual? That’s enough blue and the contrasting
to send even the best- accents of white. The
dressed man into a bit coquettish buttons
of a flat spin. How is it undone on his shirt
possible to dress like an and the lighter underside
oxymoron? That’s why of his denim jacket
we’ve nominated a breaks up the four
smart-casual spirit animal layers that he’s wearing
in the form of Ryan nicely, making the
Reynolds to help guide whole ensemble seem
you. You see, while natural. Ryan, if
it’s perfectly easy for a only we could be so
preternaturally handsome effortlessly effortless.
Hollywood actor to
look amazing in a suit
(handsome + bespoke Summer Ryan,
= amazing in a suit), four ways
Casual acquaintance:
the formula for nailing Shades of blue with 1. The green man
smart-casual style is accents of white make A suede jacket is so
much more complicated, this Ryan Reynolds contemporary it’s almost
too trendy. But link in some
look a multilayered

Smart
narrow chinos and fresh
masterwork Converse? A killer move.

2. Mr Layered

casual
All the washy hues are
Photographs Getty Images; Rex; WireImage

bang-on here, like a living,


breathing Rothko canvas.

3. LA producer type

is yours The tangerine-tinted specs,


the tanned mankles, the
palmed smartphone, the
untucked, casual-yet-boxfresh

for the shirt? So right it hurts.

4. Royal blue crew


Client meeting followed by

taking
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1 2 3 4
premium tequilas with pals
followed by dancing at
The Nice Guy with “her”.
It’s sex meets swag.
Think of it as
a toolkit with *J U ST D O N ’ T C A L L I T A VA N I T Y C A S E

which you
can conjure
a little pizzazz

Case by Louis Vuitton, £6,450.


uk.louisvuitton.com. From left:
Bracelet by Tifany’s, £930.
tifany.co.uk. Bracelet by Cartier,
£5,450. cartier.co.uk. Collar
stays by Cedes Milano, £140.
At mrporter.com. Pin set by
Pintrill, £150. At mrporter.com.
Pocket square by Lanvin,
£55. lanvin.com

Cuf links Mangles Lighter


Listen, there’s nothing There’s nothing wrong OK, so you don’t smoke.
wrong with the cracked with a little charity – (A blow-back with your
plastic studs you wear apart from those plastic bro on a Sunday after
every single day, but wristbands. So ditch lunch doesn’t count.)
sooner or later a man the worthiness (it’s But you’re single, right?
must invest in his cooler not to flaunt your I’m not saying you
wrists. These gold tone philanthropy anyway)
Rings should start hanging
enamelled numbers and adorn your arms Even savvy men can around the smoking
by Alexander McQueen with some decent heavy come a cropper with areas of bars like a total
have enough edge metal. Cartier’s “Juste rings. Go too rock’n’roll creep, but if you do
Watch to feed the maverick Shades Un Clou” nail is a classic, and it’ll look like a happen to be asked for
The man who wears a within – skulls! – but Some collaborations Tifany’s “T square” Halloween costume, a light by a beautiful
Grand Seiko is the sort at 20 paces will give can be all mouth and is just elegant enough, don’t go far enough woman, how slick will
of man who flies under your suit a snappy no trousers. But when and Tom Ford’s leather and people will think it look to whip out a S T
the style radar. He style wink. Even if British eyewear bondage buckle should what’s on your pinkie is Dupont gold lighter like
doesn’t want the big, you’re not fussed, your specialists Oliver age as graciously as an heirloom. You need some sort of menswear
prestige timepiece date certainly will be. Peoples hopped under the wearer. £520. some bling, yes, but you gunslinger?
strapped onto his wrist, £95. At mrporter.com the covers with Italian At mrporter.com also need a little grace. Just remember
he wants something aesthetes Berluti, we An organic inlay helps what your
a little more usual. The knew the result would – enamel, wood or even father said:
Gran Seiko is a piece of be sex-on-specs. a non-precious stone. always be
everyday stealth wealth “Conduit Street” is Vivienne Westwood prepared
at its chicest – strap it a refined aviator for fly makes some of the (and don’t
on and kept it shtum. guys everywhere. sharpest. From £124. inhale). £295.
£5,700. seiko.co.uk £288. oliverpeoples.com viviennewestwood.com st-dupont.com

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the MINI
G New House Rules

Trainers by COMME DES


GARÇONS X NIKE,
£350. nike.com

MAN
Where is a peacocking young
rake supposed to keep his style
accoutrement nowadays? You
know, the bits of jewellery, the gold
dress-shirt buttons and the tie slides

CAVE
that clutter your bedside table, sock
drawer or washbag like style lint, the
paraphernalia of a life lived in front
of a mirror. Of course, the old
Your trainers just got
technique was to simply leave the
bow tie/pocket square/shirt stays
murdered out
wherever you wrestled them of All-black is the new black, so join the jet set with the
drunkenly at 1am. Either that or stuf streetwear staple that will take you everywhere
them into the inside pocket of your
dinner jacket until next time. So, it’s Before the slow dawn of
A personal cabinet about time all that twinkly flotsam athleisurewear. Before Supreme
of curiosities that’s and jetsam got organised properly, made a pinkie promise with Louis
part presentation right? Right. This is why you need to Vuitton to be the coolest high-low
case, part workbox, get yourself a mini man cave. Think fashion-collab ever. Before GQ’s
your MMC is the of your MMC as a very small Managing Editor caught the
perfect cache for the wardrobe for the baubles that finish Trainers by NIKE, skateboarding bug. Hard. Aged
paraphernalia of of an outfit, or a toolkit with which £100. nike.com 36. Before every man in your
a life stylishly lived you can conjure a little pizzazz. office starting thinking of tailored
Heading out to dinner but worried tracksuit bottoms, not as clothing
By Jonathan Heaf the restaurant booked is smarter to wear on the sofa with crisps
Photographs by than your usual beer’n’roast bird and The Crown, but as a stylish
Pixeleyes Photography brasserie? Don’t sweat it. Just dive alternative to a tuxedo (circa 2015).
into your manity box and weaponise Trainers by REEBOK, Before all this, trainers were to run
your uniform with a little sparkly £60. reebok.co.uk in. Or to hike in. Or, even, at a
trinket: a vintage lighter that you can finger like a card shark push, to go to the corner shop for
all night, or a pair of shades to hang nonchalantly of your a bag of Haribo at 10pm in. Then, at
breast pocket. Your mini man cave will also make you feel long last, came the fashion trainer.
like Batman before work – snapping on your culinks But whether in brushed grey suede,
and timepiece fresh out of bufed leather will do that to or perforated tan calf leather,
a man’s ego. A designated tidy-away place for all this Trainers by ADIDAS, whether a Lanvin scuba shoe or a
stuf will also ensure you’re not hunting for your favourite £75. adidas.co.uk
Dior slip-on, trainers, even really
statement ring while the Uber driver waits impatiently outside expensive trainers, felt nothing but
with your date. Your stash box just got a serious upgrade. smart/casual. But now – thanks to
trendsetting teenagers who prefer
wearing black trainers to school as
opposed to stiff regulation lace-ups
Colour watch! Hollywood plum
– all black sneakers are pushing a
Call yourself an influencer? Trainers by VANS, smart/smart moment
“Millennial pink” is already so over £60. vans.com in active footwear.
If you didn’t read New York magazine’s “Why Although it all started
Millennial Pink Refuses To Go Away” back in
March, then do so. If you already have, you’ll
realise that there are some colours – such as the
It’s the with the all-black
Reebok Classic, you
precise shade of pink of Acne shopping bags and
the upper half of The Grand Budapest Hotel in Wes Anderson’s film sneakers’ can source triple-black
trainers from any brand
worth their street team.

smart /
– that seem so “of the moment” that they can come to define a
generation. Well, GQ has spotted the next big hue and this time it’s a The best thing? They
shade we’re calling “Hollywood plum”, a rich neon bruise. Palace, make a great alternative
the skate brand favoured by stylists who can’t skate, has been
experimenting with this tone recently, as has Kanye West with his
“Calabasas” Adidas collaboration – hence the “Hollywood”, implying
smart to your office-bound
oxfords. Perfect for
a little extra bounce
a gated exclusivity. And you thought they were just colours, right?
Just never call it burgundy in front of the pack. JH moment during that boardroom
client pitch. JH

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G New House Rules

Alessandro Squarzi
No colour, still money: You
can’t fault Paul Newman’s White jeans are the red
dressing, shown here on the
trousers of the denim world.
set of Rachel Rachel, 1967
They’re synonymous with
Liz Hurley who, while lovely,
almost ruined white jeans L AWS O F D E N I M
for everyone by wearing
them continuously from
the mid-Nineties onwards.
Somehow, this has seeped
into how we view them on
men: a little bit Eurotrash, make them part of a casual,

Wiz Khalifa
a little bit suburban playboy, all-American beach holiday
and to be especially avoided look. In the Eighties, Peter
if you’re pale, middle-aged Saville, designer of seminal
and overweight. Or are they? artwork for Joy Division
Gentlemen, let us present and Kanye West, made his
the witnesses in the case for Helmut Lang jeans part of
white jeans, because since a minimalist style statement
the Sixties they’ve never when he wore them with a
been far from the legs of the rollneck and Chelsea boots.
world’s most stylish men. White jeans were also a
David Hemmings wore them fixture on Hedi Slimane’s
in Antonioni’s portrait of Dior Homme catwalks in
Swinging London, Blow-Up, the noughties.
ensuring their credibility. In 2017, white jeans
Also in the Sixties, Steve are white-hot once
McQueen showed us how to again, mainly because
of Alessandro Squarzi,

Photographs: Carola De Armas/blaublut-edition.com; Collection Christophel; Getty Images; Instar Images; Rex; Shutterstock
who the photographer
Tommy Ton once described
as “the master of Italian
sprezz”. Squarzi shows us
how they’re particularly
The Case for useful when worn in
conjunction with an olive
or khaki military jacket.
White jeans have a tarnished The white helps to soften the
reputation but is it time to make militaristic ruggedness of the
a clean break? Take your cues jacket, giving a new lease of
from style icons Steve McQueen life to a look that can seem
and Hedi Slimane, ditch the quite tired when worn with
Justin Theroux

blues and step into the light blue jeans. They also go well
with tailored jackets, suede
By Alfie Tong
blousons, bomber jackets
and camel coats. In fact,
almost any look is lent
a fresher, lighter and more
modern feel when blue jeans
are replaced with white,
especially in the summer.
White-o-meter! Just like your teeth, there’s ‘white’ and then there’s ‘Ed Sheeran’. Match the tone of your Make sure they’re in a fit
strides to your style vibe. Remember: twinning with rosé and a beach isn’t essential, but it helps
that is neither too slim nor

+
Attending Flossing Learning too baggy, sit slightly higher
a TED Owning diligently
Conference a Banksy every
Japanese on the waist, and finish
print single day neatly at the top of your
Moleskine shoes. Almost every denim
Wearing
Ray-Ban notebooks brand of note makes good
Wayfarers while Camping white jeans including Acne,
getting your Mad Men
Steve Bannon lunch from Pret APC and Levi’s, but some of
Where The
Wild Things Are the most coveted are from
cult Japanese labels such as
Way too white Just white enough Orslow and Anatomica.

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Welcome For the twentysomethings shaking up the top tier of tech billionaires, traditional
markers of position remain important. Just take a look at Snapchat’s leading man
to the CEO and cofounder of M&A banker. But fashioned status symbols in deal mode. You’ll never
new old Snapchat (now Snap Inc)
Evan Spiegel drives a red
Spiegel, whose net
worth is estimated
haven’t completely
died, and that life these
meet a man more adept
at carrying off an entry-
skool Ferrari. Not a red Prius, a
red Tesla or indeed a red
at a cool $4 billion
(£3.1bn), confounds
days isn’t all about the
experience economy. In
level Boss suit or Philipp
Plein leather. Like every
Ioniq (that new electric that completely. fact, Spiegel epitomises young entrepreneur he
thing from Hyundai), but I met Spiegel once, a brand new archetype, wears Ryan Gosling
a big, throbbing Slim Jim and admittedly he was one who has no truck
shades, a big, fancy
of a car. We are dressed like a child, in with the old-school
Jaeger-LeCoultre-style
constantly being told a loose-fit hoodie and Hollywood dress-down
watch and a shit-eating
that the new generation a pair of what looked tropes of chinos and
grin. He was even once
of digi-entrepreneurs see like Flyknits, but then chambray shirts.
the world differently, nobody had told him it Trust us when we say photographed wearing
that they can’t hug a tree was a black-tie event. he aces airport style – a £5,000 Burberry coat
without first sinking No, you only have to black Rag & Bone jeans, and carrying a puppy.
a dairy-free chai latte, look at his significant Saint Laurent bomber, Seriously, he is only a few
or that they’d never other – Miranda Kerr, the albino sneakers – but he’s tasting menus away from
STAT U S SY M B O L S wear a tie in case they Victoria’s Secret dollface all “boardroom turning into a young
By Dylan Jones were mistaken for an – to realise that old- entourage” when he’s Jack Nicholson.

Ferrari 488 GTB, from £183,984.


auto.ferrari.com. Model wears
dress by Louis Vuitton, £5,300.
uk.louisvuitton.com. Cuf by
Mejuri, £116. mejuri.com
Photographs Alamy; Getty Images; Rex; Roger Stillman

Photograph by Mario Sorrenti / Art Partner

The You need cofee. (If you merely “wanted” one, you’d have gone downstairs, walked outside and

business hailed a passing Uber-barista or whatever passes for a takeaway these days.) And needing cofee
means you consume enough of it to care what it tastes like, where it came from and who made it:
case which, if you really cared, means you. So you’re going to need some ground cofee (never beans)

for… and a cafetière. (Unless your pseudo-derelict, semi-urban co-working space has a fully functioning
hob – in which case you shouldn’t be going there – a cafetière is the only option). It needs to be
The Soho stainless steel (glass is for service-station sludge) and it needs to serve one cup of strong cofee.

Home That’s it: you’re not going for refills (no one likes an addled, bark-breathed cafeine junkie) and
you’re not making it for anyone else. Because as anyone busy enough to need cofee knows, you
cafetière don’t have the time (or let’s face it, the inclination) to make cofee for anyone else. So buy a Soho

for one Home Audley Silver Cofee Press (£55) for one and tell everyone it belongs – and stays – in the
“wolf’s glen”. They’ll get the message. Bill Prince sohohome.com

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UP

Ben Gorham
Pro basketball player turned pro
perfumer: luxury’s chicest lodestar.

MARK
EVAN SPIEGEL BRIAN CHESKY CASEY NEISTAT ELON MUSK Vintage rugby shirts
ZUCKERBERG
(Beme) Look good on everyone except men
(Facebook) (Snap Inc) (Airbnb) (Tesla, Inc)
who actually played rugby at school.

‘Predatorily camp’
Saint Roger Federer on a fur throw,
Marc Jacobs Louis
Raincloud Laurent Frame in short shorts, manspreading –
UPPER distressed Vuitton
grey checked black
T-shirt flannel
star-intarsia
hoodie
leather the only way to approach summer.
BODY jumper jacket
shirt
Adwoa Aboah
Role model, model on a roll…
Brunello Lanvin Etro
Rag & Bone New dinner party parlour
LOWER Blue Cucinelli cotton-twill cotton-twill
black skinny
dad jeans dark biker trousers game: ‘Sex act or newfangled
BODY jeans
jeans trousers
baked good?’
Ever asked your partner to
Common do the ‘rainbow bagel’?
Projects white
Tods Converse
Adidas blue trainers O’Keefe
and white
rafa-trimmed All Star polished Cafe Milano
SHOES sliders
nubuck high top derby The only place politicians power
slip-ons
lunch in Washington.

Bomber jackets
Ferrari They look good. On everyone.
California
Airstream Boosted second SpaceX All the time. We get it. Enough!
VEHICLE VW Golf GTI
Trailer gen electric Falcon 9
skateboard rocket

AFFECTATION A daughter A supermodel

Rangers FC
Customised
Ray
-Bans
A
white
Persian
cat
BAROMETER
The new wardrobe of the tech titans Liam Gallagher’s solo record
Sitting on the shoulders of Labradors
From shirts to shades, the essential starter pack for the modern entrepreneur outside pubs.

Apple’s wireless AirPods


T H R E E WAYS TO W E A R : A B R E TO N S H I R T W H E T H E R G O I N G F O R G R U N G E O R Music in your ears / a thorn in my eye.
S P O R T I N G A S U I T, E A R N YO U R ST Y L E ST R I P E S W I T H G Q ’ S G U I D E TO A C L A S S I C
The return of The Kooks
Makes you long for
THE DAILY DANDY THE ROCK STAR THE ARTIST ABOUT TOWN Johnny Borrell. Almost.
IN WAITING
This may seem blasphemous The danger is that your We all should try and be a bit
Backless loafers
coming from a GQ writer but rock-star look is more Picasso – a little bit more
Not even Derek Blasberg can pull
suits, for me, never suited. already one Led licentious, a little bit more
these of.
That was until I started messing Zeppelin T-shirt artistic. Rather than engage
with stiff tradition. Stick a away from looking with a world that seems
Breton top underneath a like a retired roadie. determined to wreck itself, New trend! Hipster
narrow suit (By Dolce & But put a Breton pour yourself a large birdwatching
Gabbana, £1,450. top together Château Lafite, whip out Really? You (blue) tits.
At matchesfashion.com), with a biker jacket a brush and start doodling
ditch the shirt and tie and (By Philipp Plein, until you reach Influencers
you’ll reach what the £3,754. plein. the desired state “Obsessed with this [@insert-luxury-
late critic AA Gill com), a pair of inebriated zen. brand-name] jacket. Check out my
described of skinny A Breton top
new [video/blog post/Snap] over
as “élan jeans and combined with a
on moneyforoldrope.co.uk
combined with some worn-in suede pair of wide-legged,
#soblessed #suckers #ad
nonchalance”, boots (By John Lobb, pleated trousers
ie, menswear’s £1,200. At mrporter. (By Burberry, £350. At
magic place. The com) and you’ll look mrporter.com) should help: Etiquette books for men
trick is to look youthful rather than tragic. comfy, romantic and Surely we all know how to talk to our
refined, but also perfectly louche. JH boss by now.
like you don’t care.

Illustrations by Bill Hope


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WORN AROUND THE WORLD
WHAT I WEAR

Guitar hero and


musical mastermind
behind Kasabian
Serge Pizzorno
reveals the rules
that rock his world
PHOTOGRAPH BY Neil Bedford
Shirt
“I’ve been around the world and this is the Tie
best-fitting shirt there is. I have 20 of the same “The necktie is the one piece of my stage uniform
shirts and wear them as my stage uniform, like that changes. I can just drop a different tie every
Karl Lagerfeld.” By Asos, £18. asos.com night and that’s a nice little move. I have four of
these Gucci ones.” £125. gucci.com
Belt
“Belts just turn up in my house. This one is WISH LIST
from Julius, a futuristic, gothic-style Japanese
label, which always fits me no matter the Trainers
style.” £475. At Ssence. ssense.com “I always imagined owning the
trainers from Back To The Future
as a kid, and now I can. I’d never
WISH LIST actually wear them though –
they’re just for the shelf.”
Synthesiser Limited edition. nike.com
“The Moog System 55 is the one synthesiser
I don’t have in my collection of 40. The original
is worth about £1 million, so this is a remake.”
£27,296. At Sweetwater. sweetwater.com

WISH LIST
Coat
“The craftsmanship
of the embroidery and
the Donald Duck motifs
Story by Eleanor Halls Grooming Jackie Tyson using Bumble And Bumble and Trish McEvoy

are great. I enjoy


WISH LIST
wearing things that are
Bag funny and wrong. I like
“The bag is by my best friend Aitor Throup the entertainment
– a total genius. He only made ten and they of clothes and the
sold out so I didn’t get one. I never got over reaction they provoke.”
that. I’d walk to Edinburgh and back just for By Gucci, £6,400.
one of these.” aitorthroup.com gucci.com

Trousers
“I love how Julius does these
low-crotch combat jeans,
which you can either pull up
for the high-waisted look
when you want to look smart
or you can wear them really
low, hip-hop style.” £691.
At Farfetch. farfetch.com

Boots
“I usually wear these or Converse.
If I wear trainers, I go wild
– fluorescent green Racing Road
Nikes to make people laugh.”
By Solovair, £185. solovair-shoes.com

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TRAVEL
this month: the french antilles, where to stay, what to do and how to get there

WHAT makes Saint Blue is still the colour:


Corossol Beach on Saint
Barthélemy the de rigueur Barths, 8 May 2015
island escape for the
Caribbean cognoscenti?
Simple. It’s the gilt-edged
security of knowing that
here, on a scrap of land of
barely 25 sq km, you’ll find a
unique combination of French
savoir faire, British hospitality
and American money.
Each winter, the last of this
holy triptych shuttles in from
nearby Saint Maarten or
Antigua. Only light aircraft
can land on its strikingly
short runway, ensuring a
strong edit of those wishing
to visit the island. But true
Saint Barths believers know
that the island really comes
into its own during the
lengthy “off-season” of May
to October – a fact recently
underlined by the number
of French families giving up
their traditional spot on the
Riviera to bask awhile away
from the madding crowds.
So Saint Barths is hot
right now, but it’s also
unceremoniously cool.
Despite the influx of money,
“villa-isation” is relatively
modest, and there are still
only 38 cabs on the island,
each licence handed to the Sail
on
next in line only following
the present holder’s death or
retirement. And if you don’t
hire a car you’ll need one to
drop you at one of several
outlying restaurants or to
take you to one of the two
dozen beaches that make up
this idyll’s global reputation.
Saint
Barths
Photograph Getty Images

Alternatively, let the


island’s stock of well-run
hotels, a brace of them
owned by Brits with more
than a passing influence on Since the Sixties it has been the Caribbean’s most
Saint Barths’ timeless appeal, coveted Christmas break, but now this
take the strain... BP island idyll is a summer-long stamping ground

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TRAVEL

Cheval Blanc St-Barth Isle De France


Apparently, when the owner of LVMH, Bernard Arnault, was looking
to acquire a hotel on Saint Barths a few years back, he couldn’t
improve on its landmark property, the Isle De France. So he made
the owner an offer he couldn’t refuse. Voilà: last year it re-emerged
from a light-touch makeover that retains all of its natural-born charm,
British Airways now garlanded in the sort of glamour only the likes of (group-owned
flies from brands) Guerlain and Cheval Blanc can provide. A commanding
London Gatwick to
Antigua, from £657
position on Flamands Beach is its USP, but considerable work has
return. ba.com. been done to up the ante of its 40 suites and villas (including the
Tradewind Aviation not-to-be-dismissed garden rooms), spa and La Cabane De L’Isle,
flies from Antigua the beach bar and restaurant where the island’s toniest guests
to Saint Barths, gather for long lunches or to simply natter over doppio espressos
from £637 return.
flytradewind.com as Flamands’ sand runs between their toes. For the more active, there
is the 30-minute cliff-side walk to Colombier Beach, perhaps the
prettiest bay on the island, off-limits to all but the adventurous or
the water-borne.
ORooms from £553 per night. Price includes breakfast, access to the Cheval
Blanc Spa, use of all facilities and round-trip transfers from the airport
or harbour. Baie des Flamands, 97133, Saint Barths, French West Indies. Treasured island:
+590 590 27 6181. stbarthisledefrance.chevalblanc.com Flamands Beach
at Cheval Blanc

Eden Rock Hotel is owned by the Matthews family, whose ORooms from £549
per night. Baie de
scion James recently wed Pippa Middleton. Wisely, they chose Saint Jean, 97133,
to take their honeymoon elsewhere, but Eden Rock still brings Saint Barths, French
West Indies.
the party with waterside suites, a clutch of “rock star” themed +590 59029 7999.
villas (the biggest doubles as a recording studio) and service edenrockhotel.com
that will revive even the most resort-weary. There’s all the
mod cons, including a beach for lounging on, but Eden Rock
has historic props too: the original house, which overlooks
Saint Jean Bay, once belonged to Rémy de Haenen, the
French pilot who, in 1946, masterminded a plane landing on
the nearby airstrip, bringing the first of a stream of A listers in
his wake. Today, the appeal is much the same, underlined by the
arrival next door of an outpost of Saint-Tropez club Nikki Beach.

Le Toiny Le Guanahani
Away from the metropolis of Gustavia Le Guanahani, opened in 1986 and recently
and the hedonist haven of Saint John, refurbished, has got the smart-casual vibe
Coast is clear (above): Le Toiny, on the eastern fringes of the just right. Tucked away on a jungle-lush
The beach at Eden
Rock; (below) ocean
island, promotes a come-and-go-in-peace hillside that swoops down into a perfectly
views at Le Toiny’s bar vibe by offering 14 suites, many with their buffered cyan bay, where the only way
own parking spaces. Since taking over in to wake up is a daily swim with the local
2015 its owners, Charlie and Mandie Vere sea turtles. The hotel is the perfect place
Nicoll, have rejuvenated the rooms and for those who prefer operating on stealth-
public spaces and made good on its Relais & wealth mode. Yes, there are all the trappings
Châteaux ranking with a new contemporary that you would expect from a luxury hotel: ORooms from £549
Mediterranean menu and a list of home- clean‘n’lean food options, a plunge pool per night. Grand
on your private terrace, a more than decent Cul de Sac, 97133,
grown cocktails. More recently, the Vere
Saint Barths,
Nicolls have added a beach carved out of spa and a fully-loaded bar which, GQ can
French West Indies.
the scrubby shoreline that sits directly attest, serves the best rum punch on the +590 590 52 9000.
below their property, where they’ve island – but it’s all done, well, breezily. leguanahani.com
installed a small boutique with its own line No rubbernecking over lunch between
in casual resortwear in what used to be squabbling couples in box-fresh couture;
lepers’ huts. It may sound grim, but the no loudmouth film producers closing deals
setting is anything but... BP on speakerphone from their sun loungers.
ORooms from £550 per night. Anse de Toiny, In essence: a bona fide holiday destination
97133, Saint Barths, French West Indies. rather than an exclusive members’ club
+590 590 27 8888. letoiny.com sur mer. Jonathan Heaf

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EDITED BY AARON CALLOW

Interior design doesn’t just mean indoors. Reclaim your outside space with distinguished
furniture and eye-catching accessories that will spark up your summer barbecues
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1 Barbecue, £799. Matches, £6.50. Both by The Conran Shop. conranshop.co.uk 13 Pot by Wedgwood, £115. wedgwood.co.uk
2 Grill set by Eva Solo, £40. At Amara. amara.com 14 Table by Maria Jeglinska, £428. At Ligne Roset. ligne-roset.com
3 Table, £375. Bench, £150. Both by Habitat. habitat.co.uk 15 Chair by Tord Boontje, £1,368. At Moroso. moroso.it
16 Throw by Missoni, £384. At Amara. amara.com
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4 Stool by Andrew Martin, £295. andrewmartin.co.uk


5 Chair by Petite Friture, £377. At Heal’s. heals.com 17 Bust. At Renaissance London. renaissancelondon.com
6 18 Sofa by Habitat, £450. habitat.co.uk
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Cushion by Habitat, £35. habitat.co.uk.


7 Wood figure by The Conran Shop, £300. conranshop.co.uk 19 Cushion made up in fabric by Kirkby Design, £45.50 a metre. kirkbydesign.com
8 Tray, £170. Tumblers, £25 each. Ice bucket with tongs, £140. 20 Glass by Waterford, £50 for two. waterford.co.uk
All by Georg Jensen. georgjensen.com 21 Wine cooler by Georg Jensen, £95. georgjensen.com
9 Carafe by Waterford, £165. waterford.co.uk 22 Headphones by Branch, £80. At Plugged. shop.pluggedinc.com
10 Boards by The Conran Shop, £50 each. conranshop.co.uk 23 Speaker by People People, £600. At Harrods. harrods.com
11 Cushions by Designers Guild, £49 each. designersguild.com 24 Cofee table by Tokujin Yoshioka, £345. At Kartell. kartell.com
12 Chair by Marc Torpe, £492. At Moroso. moroso.it 25 Rug by Raj Tent Club, £200. rajtentclub.com

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the restaurant O the bar O the hotel O the pub O the recipe O the neighbourhood O the bottle

Got beef: David Carter


at Smokestak in
London’s Shoreditch

Burning
ambition

THE BARBECUE KING

From brilliant brisket to lip-smacking ribs, Smokestak’s David Carter serves up


the secrets of his meaty cookout classics
E D I T E D BY BILL PRINCE & PAUL HENDERSON P H OTO G R A P H E D BY PEROU

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Would like to meat: THE CHEF
David Carter has been
restaurant manager at
The Savoy and Claridge’s
David Carter
from Smokestak
DAVID Carter takes his barbecue
seriously. How seriously? Just don’t
let him catch you abbreviating it to
BBQ. He hates that. In fact, the reason the
Barbadian left his role as general manager at
Roka was because he got so annoyed at the

Photographs Perou; Carol Sachs Grooming Kenny Leung at Carol Hayes Management using Bobbi Brown and Unite
standard of British barbecue he felt duty
bound to do something about it. After buying
a colossal smoker and enjoying huge street-
food success, he opened Smokestak in
Shoreditch, London, and hasn’t looked back
(in anger, or otherwise). But to be on the safe
side – and keep on his good side – we suggest
you take his smoking barbecue tips to heart...

Have a
cow man...
David Carter’s
five rules
for brilliant
barbecue
Source well. Ensure the meat you buy is substantial in size.
The smaller/thinner the meat is, the greater chance it has
of drying out. Also, the marbling and fat coverage over
brisket is equally important. This renders into the meat
during the cooking process and without it you will end up
with a dry finished product.
THE RECIPE Be patient. Every brisket cooks in its own time. What is
important is the end result. The brisket should be like a wet

Smokestak pork ribs (serves 4)


balloon in texture, wobbly but not falling apart. Use this as
your guide vs clock-watching.
You need to wrap the meat. When you are approximately
OIngredients OMethod
85 per cent through cooking (or when the meat has the
1 rack of quality pork belly ribs Mix all the rub ingredients together desired bark), wrap it in butcher paper to protect it. If
(thick-cut / 3cm all the way around) very well in a big bowl. Simple.
you don’t, the bark turns into an undesirable crust
Rub generously over the rib rack yielding less meat.
For the rub
and leave in the fridge for an hour.
1kg demerara sugar Use butcher paper. Avoid using clingfilm, which makes
Smoke for 4-5 hours at 130C. Spray the meat sweat, or foil, which makes the meat taste
100g salt with apple juice often throughout metallic. Butcher paper allows you to protect the meat
50g ground black pepper smoking to keep moist. Add a
second layer of rub over the top
while still allowing it to breathe naturally and doesn’t
100g paprika after the first hour. impart external flavours.
100g onion powder Barbecue meat by its very nature is fat-laden. So try
Glaze with barbecue sauce 30
100g garlic powder minutes before they’re finished. serving pickled vegetables of all descriptions with your
meat. The sharp, acidic and citrus notes work best to
50g mustard powder The ribs are done when they reach
a temperature of 85C, or when the lighten the fat-induced load.
30g dried thyme
meat snaps or breaks apart (as
15g red chilli flakes opposed to bends). O35 Sclater Street, London E1. 0203 873 1733. smokestak.co.uk

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THE HOTEL SMALL BITES

Hambleton Hall Where we have been


Break bread in style at Tim Hart’s slice of the romantic Rutland countryside
eating this month...
HAMBLETON Hall is a beautiful From sourdough and spelt, your plate has its farm address
Victorian country-house hotel, through to Borodinsky rye and on the menu.
impeccably furnished and tucked date and walnut, if you are With only 15 guest rooms, the
away in a picture postcard a glutton for carb-loaded grand old house feels intimate and
landscape overlooking Rutland punishment this bread is worth the exclusive. The décor is wonderfully,
Water and the surrounding nature price of overnight admission alone. unapologetically old school, while
reserve – which is all very nice, but However, there is much more to the staf are as friendly as they are
let’s talk about bread. Hambleton Hall than artisanal unobtrusive. And on top of all that
Back in 2008, owner Tim Hart granary. For instance, there is the you can actually leave the house
(the father of restaurateurs Sam restaurant, overseen since 1992 by and not be disappointed. There is a
and Eddie) opened Hambleton Aaron Patterson, which has held a tennis court, classic landscaped
Bakery, specialising in traditionally Michelin star for the past 35 years gardens and all the natural beauty
made loaves and cakes, and the (the longest in the UK). The dishes of England’s smallest county Launceston Place
results – served in the hotel at change daily according to what’s in beyond. The perfect romantic Young chef du jour Ben Murphy is
breakfast, lunch, during afternoon season and you know you’re on to weekend away? Possibly. (If you helping re-establish this iconic
west London restaurant as a
tea and at dinner – are astounding. a winner when every animal on like fruit loaf, definitely.) PH
fine-dining destination.
Standout dish: Go for the tasting
ORooms from £200 per night. Hambleton, Oakham, Rutland, LE15 8TH. 01572 756991. hambletonhall.com menu (yes, they are back).
1A Launceston Place, London W8.
0207 937 6912. launcestonplace-
restaurant.co.uk

Mere THE RESTAURANT

In Fitzrovia, Monica and David Galetti are pairing France with the South Pacific
SIX months. That’s how long it took Monica at the “are we heading the right way?” end of
Galetti and her sommelier husband, David, to London’s Charlotte Street, Mere (named after
convince Camden Council to allow them to build Monica’s Samoan mother and pronounced
their double-height basement-to-street-level “Mary”) is fine French dining loosened up with
window for their new restaurant in London’s South Pacific influences, making it perfect for
Fitzrovia. It delayed the opening, but for their either le déjeuner or some enchanted evening.
first venture they wanted to get everything The ground-floor bar is neat and slick (if pretty
right. They didn’t succeed, of course – as Monica unremarkable), but the downstairs dining room
Provender
This reassuringly French brasserie
admits, “I am a perfectionist, so I was never – thanks to that subterranean window – is serves traditional seafood, game and
going to be completely happy” – but the end warm, modern and welcoming. And once you steak (look out for Breton cider).
result is still pretty special. sit down, things get even better. Standout dish: Follow Provençal fish
soup with the magnificent côte de
Then again, how could it be anything else With only six dishes each on the starter and boeuf – if you’re man enough.
for a chef who has spent much of her career main course menu, it is confident as well as 17 High Street, Wanstead E11. 020
at Le Gavroche and a lot of her free time as creative. On GQ’s visit, we tried the umami- 8530 3050. provenderlondon.co.uk

a judge on MasterChef: The Professionals? Set tastic mushroom tortellini in marmite butter and,
purely in the interests of research, we ordered
a second starter. The pork “boil up” is a twist on
a hearty New Zealand staple, Galetti cleverly
retains all the flavour of ham hock, sweet
potato and a dumpling with none of the bulk.
Of the main courses, the rhubarb-glazed breast
of squab was good, but the poached lobster,
potato puree and cabbage in a bisque sauce was
better. Our desserts came in very sweet and pink
(rhubarb) and very sharp and soft (blood orange Hélène Darroze
mousse). Both were very nice, if not quite up to at The Connaught
the savoury stars of the show. The two-Michelin-starred chef once
With MasterChef credentials well and truly again makes Sunday lunch special
with her take on pot-au-feu, a
checked, the future looks bright for Monica deconstructed slow-braised beef
and David Galetti. And it was definitely worth stew served in five courses.
waiting for. PH Standout dish: Opt for le pot-au-feu
du Dimanche for two people.
Carlos Place, London W1. 0203 147
O74 Charlotte Street, London W1. 0207 268 6565. 7200. the-connaught.co.uk
mere-restaurant.com

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Gargle factory: Untitled’s Warhol-inspired interiors; TASTE
(inset) the Waif cocktail

THE BAR

Untitled Dalston’s latest cocktail den serves up some sensual sips

EVER hungered for a bite of Stradivarius? No, us and vodka) reminds you of catching snow on your
neither. And yet, upon tasting one of the most tongue as a child. The Waif (rhubarb, rose, silver tip
intriguing cocktails, Violin, at Tony Conigliaro’s new and champagne) is beautiful, slight and presented in a
Dalston bar, Untitled, we yearned to sink our teeth into glass so fragile even the most nimble-fingered will feel
the instrument’s resinous gut strings. Conigliaro, the like their wrists are wielding giant rakes. While the
genius behind Islington’s 69 Colebrooke Row and flavours are daring, these cocktails require no bravery
Soho’s Bar Termini, often referred to as the “Heston – they slip down your throat like water. And the fact
Blumenthal of drinks”, has developed a menu that these liquid oeuvres start as low as £6.50 makes them
celebrates the senses over spirit. taste twice as good. EH
Untitled is Conigliaro’s third and largest bar yet.
The minimalist design pays homage to Andy Warhol’s
Gargle factory: Untitled’s
Silver Factory studio in New York – a creative hub of
Warhol-inspired interiors
artists and actors – with tinfoil-papered walls and a
communal concrete table. It’s also by far his most
innovative. Considering the man prepares his cocktails
in a laboratory using scientific molecular mixology
and once made a gelatinous “yolk” of tomato and
vodka served like an oyster, this is saying something.
Each of Untitled’s 12 cocktails is designed to look,
taste and smell just like their names. In Violin, served
in a small, bulbous glass vessel presiding over a long
THE BOTTLE and delicate stem, mirroring the neck and body of a
violin, you discover oak, pine, beeswax and
Collin-Guillaume black pepper, with a hint of whisky. In Snow, served in

Rosé, Brut a tiny, stout and frosty cup that resembles a plump
snowdrop, the cold, tasteless liquid (chalk, clay, enoki
O538 Kingsland Road, London E8. 07841 022924.
untitled-bar.com
Champagne
WHEN chef James
THE ROUNDUP
Knappett and his
sommelier wife, Take outdoor eating to new heights:
Sandia Chang, created
Bubbledogs in 2012, the concept
Three al fresco food terraces
was both laughable and laudable: Bōkan Aviary Proud Camden
hotdogs served with champagne. Camden Market, Chalk Farm
Floors 37-39, Novotel Canary Wharf 22-25 Finsbury Square
It was simple and bonkers and 40 Marsh Wall, London E14. London EC2. Road, London NW1.
brilliant and it is still going strong bokanlondon.co.uk aviarylondon.com proudcamden.com
(helped in part by the Kitchen
Table, tucked away in the back,
that has had a Michelin star
since 2014). For Chang, making
champagne more accessible was a
big part of Bubbledogs’ appeal and
to continue this theme she and
Knappett launched Bubble Shop
late last year. Offering interesting
champagnes – including their own
label Collin-Guillaume, Rosé –
personally selected by Chang, if
The setup: The only thing more The setup: Head up to the tenth The setup: This former horse
you have a taste for “classy and impressive than the views from floor of the Montcalm Royal hospital is famous for its live
flirty” artisanal fizz you will love the Bōkan roof terrace 39 floors London House Hotel for Aviary: music, but this summer it has also
up at Canary Wharf, is the food a smart, sky-high celebration of launched a new £300,000 English
it. “I chose this particular rosé for that comes out of the kitchen all things ornithological. The Country Garden on the roof,
Bubbledogs because of its subtle courtesy of renowned chef Aurélie grand roof terrace – launched this with water features, landscaped
Altemaire and the cocktails by spring – has a marble outdoor rockeries, a Burger Bear pop-up
notes of red berries, much like former Mr Fogg’s mixologist and views of Camden Market.
bar with views of Finsbury
the scent left over on your hands Danilo Tersigni. Square, the Gherkin and beyond. Eat this: Unsurprisingly, it’s
after picking strawberries all day,” Eat this: The European dishes Eat this: Here, you can go going to be a burger. The
says Chang. “Because it is aged for come with a French accent, so unashamedly Seventies: choose double-stacked Greedy Bear is
beef tartare with wasabi mayo a king prawn cocktail (£15) and made from 100 per cent Sussex
three years on the lees, it adds a (£12), lamb cutlets with Longhorn flat-iron steak (£21) beef (£10 for a burger and beer).
great amount of complexity and chimichurri (£24) and then with whipped blue cheese (£5) Drink that: As well as festival
yuzu and lime tart (£7). followed by a minty “After Eight”
earthiness to the wine, almost a favourites such as Camden Hells
Arctic roll (£7). (£5.90) and jugs of Pimms (£20),
Drink that: The terrace has a gin
touch of savouriness.” PH bar, so try the docks’ inspired Drink that: Take in that City view try the Peach Old Fashioned
Royal Captain (Hendrick’s gin, with a Not A Cosmopolitan cocktail (Gosling’s rum with
OCollin-Guillaume,Rosé,£45.AtBubbledogs. passion-fruit syrup and peach
Vermouth, elderflower cordial (Tanqueray gin, St-Germain
bubbledogs.co.uk and cold jasmine tea, £10). puree, £9.50).
elderflower, Mondino amaro and
lime, £12.50) in hand.

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THE NEIGHBOURHOOD

Ascot
As Royal Ascot (20-24 June) brings the great and good
to this winning Berkshire town, make a weekend of it
Country house hotel Coworth Park
and its superb spa (below) with these grandstanding gourmet experiences.
Train: From London Waterloo to Ascot, from £31 return. southwesttrains.co.uk
Time: Fifty-two minutes
Above: Black Forest
In the last week of restaurant (Shrubbs Hill Cottage, dessert from Royal
June, top hats and London Road, Sunningdale, Ascot’s Parade
Ring Restaurant
floral headpieces Berkshire SL5 0LE. 01344
(with a solid base of 622722. bluebells-restaurant.
four inches only) jostle for space com), which attracts a full
in the first-class compartment of house on Sundays for hearty
the Waterloo to Ascot train, roasts at a reasonable £29 for
snooty brims and paper flowers three courses.
bobbing in unison as the train For fine dining at the races,
huffs and shudders its way to (4) The Royal Ascot Enclosure Above:
attend the summer’s most (Ascot Racecourse, High Street, Chefs Phil
Howard and
prestigious event: Royal Ascot. SL5 7JX. 0844 346 3000. ascot. Raymond
After a long day slurping co.uk) features star chefs such Blanc host
restaurants
jugs of Pimm’s in the Royal as Phil Howard and Raymond at Royal
Below: Try the Enclosure, rest your addled head Blanc. Howard – cited for Best Ascot (right)
braised pig’s trotter at five-star country house hotel Chef in this year’s GQ Food
at The Oxford Blue
(above and below) (1) Coworth Park (Blacknest & Drink Awards – hosts the
Road, Sunningdale, Berkshire flagship On 5 restaurant, while
SL5 7SE. Blanc, whose hotel, Belmond
01344 876600. Le Manoir aux Quat’Saisons,
dorchester collection. was also nominated, oversees
com), which sits, the sixth-floor Panoramic
gleaming white, amid Restaurant, which offers the
240 hectares of land. best views of the track from
Choose one of the its private balcony.
Mansion House After a champagne cocktail in
suites overlooking Coworth Park’s Drawing Room
the gardens (the (with live piano music from
four-poster beds are the 7pm) migrate to (5) Restaurant
highlight). Don’t leave without a Coworth Park for a seven-course Above: Visit
trip to the spa – the pool’s tasting menu (£95) by chef Restaurant
Coworth Park
Photographs Alamy; Niall Clutton; Jonathan Thompson Photography; Jhy Turley

underwater music shouldn’t Adam Smith, which is packed for Adam Smith’s
have got us so excited, but it with British ingredients. best of British
menu; or La
did. Highlights included a dainty Sorrentina for
A trot up the road from Ascot chicken leg dusted with black Italian fare (left)
(and a scenic walk from Windsor truffle and an intricate chocolate

Ascot, Berksh
Castle) is new gastro pub (2) cage filled with nutty caramel.
The Oxford Blue (10 Crimp Hill, Don’t miss the simple Italian
Windsor, Berkshire, SL4 2QY. fare at the small but mighty ir
01753 861954. oxfordbluepub. (6) La Sorrentina (72 High Cranbourne 2
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Park
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restaurant is A short country lane walk (Italian) grandmother’s
renowned for its from Coworth Park (or bike kitchen. EH 3
roasts, including
rump of Cotswold
ride – bikes are free to borrow Royal Ascot tickets, from £37. 7m
lamb (right) from the hotel) is (3) Bluebells ascot.co.uk

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Whether your father is a man of simple pleasures or
enjoys the finer things in life, we’ve got all you need to
hit the jackpot with your Father's Day gift this year

EDITED BY Holly Roberts


G Partnership

Scent of adventure
Inspired by intrepid explorers and conquering warriors, Aventus by The House Of Creed
is a fragrance for the bold

For The House Of Creed, it all scents, both commissioned iconic name is derived from the burst with roses, blooming amid
began when King George III and worn by some of history’s Latin - a (“from”) ventus (“the dense birch. Jasmine blossom
commissioned a bottle of Royal greatest names. Considered the wind”), illustrating the Aventus and patchouli combine to add to
English Leather after becoming most iconic of all is Aventus, man as destined to live a driven this woody but heady centre.
enamoured with a pair of Creed introduced in 2010 and crafted by life, ever galloping with the wind At the base is oak moss and
scented gloves. Passed from sixth-generation Master Perfumer at his back, heading toward ambergris and a light touch of
father to son through seven Olivier Creed in collaboration success. It’s fitting for a fragrance vanilla, the final flourish of a
generations since its London with his son Erwin. A sensual, which seems to sweep across sophisticated and intelligent,
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Creed has been hand-crafting scent, Aventus is a modern ingredients in its wake. Top note Celebrate strength, vision and
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Whisky by
Haig Club,
70cl, £45.
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Pyjamas by Ermenegildo
Zegna, £535. zegna.co.uk
Book by The Cafetiere by
Impossible Tom Dixon, £150.
Collection Of tomdixon.com
Watches,
Assouline, £650.
farfetch.com

Home comforts
Luxury furniture or smart board
games – these thoughtful gifts will
make your father feel right at home

Decanter Set by
LOTTA, £100.
Pencil holder by Louis Vuitton, isa-international.co.uk
£365. louisvuitton.com

Backgammon set
by Dior £6,600.
dior.com

Chair by Louis
Vuitton, Price on
application.
louisvuitton.com

Leather noughts
and crosses set by
Burberry, £350.
burberry.com
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Hot shots
The new Fantasia Plus coffee system, brought to us by the coffee experts at Lavazza,
serves up your favourite flat white at the touch of a button
Your barista might know how to prefer cappuccino, latte, hot Italian cappuccino, cappuccino your home, coming in an
make your cofee just the way chocolate or the ever-reliable and latte, or use the cold milk elegant ice white with brushed
you like it when you’re on the espresso. Not only that, but the frothing programme to get a aluminium sides. The perfect
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maker by Lavazza allows you to cold milk or to choose the system means it will remember day but considers himself a
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specialities in the comfort of you’d like. Choose between three perfectly. Naturally, it’s also been £50 on a Fantasia Plus ahead of
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Bebop 2 drone by
Parrot, £499.99.
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X-T20 camera by Fujifilm,


£799. fujifilm-x.com

Touch fitness
tracker by
TomTom, £99.99.
johnlewis.co.uk

USB carry on case by Victorinox,


£395. victorinox.com

High tech
Treat your tech-loving father to
all the latest innovative gadgets
he never knew he needed

Google Home
by Google, £129.
Turntable by google.com
Shinola, £2,500.
shinola.com

Electrified S
bicycle by
VanMoof, £2,598.
vanmoof.com

USB Cable by Native


Union, £23. harrods.com
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Shore success
The next best thing to an early morning dip in the ocean is Molton Brown’s
new Coastal Cypress & Sea Fennel Collection
Nothing beats a refreshing Fennel Collection. It launched has been sourced from Cape aromas of sea fennel, grown
plunge into the sea first thing in just last month with an Eau de York, Australia – a remote, wild on the shoreline. There
the morning to wake you up, Toilette, Bath & Shower Gel, and largely unexplored and unspoilt are also intriguing traces of
but sadly the Northern Deodorant. The fragrance peninsula. The indigenous cardamom, fresh fig leaves,
Australian coast isn’t always captures a salt-sprayed collision cypress oil known as “blue jasmine and cedarwood.
handy before you start your of the ocean swell against gold” is the world’s only Guaranteed to start your day
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expert Molton Brown has now Molton Brown’s own pioneering distilled from a tree, which has Father’s Day gift for any man
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thing: its Coastal Cypress & Sea lead ingredient, coastal cypress, mingled with the salty breeze on a yacht.
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Phone case by Vianel,
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Pill+ speaker by
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Bag by Mismo, £192.


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Water bottle by S’well,


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On the
move
Get the stylish travel
essentials that will make
your father look the part
Sunglasses by Tom Davies,
on his next adventure
£295. tdtomdavies.com

Cashmere jumper
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Headphones by
Pryma, £399.99.
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dunhill.co.uk
The goal was
to fight Trump
with a better
version
of himself

Up against Trump?
(clockwise from top left):
Michelle Obama, Joe Biden,
Elizabeth Warren, Hillary Clinton,
Bernie Sanders, Mark Cuban,
Mark Zuckerberg, Cory Booker,
Oprah Winfrey and Bob Iger

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DEMOCRATIC
DEFICIT
STORY BY Michael Wolf
ILLUSTRATION BY André Carrilho

Among the rubble of last year’s


political earthquake, America’s
spooked and confused Democrats are
searching for a champion. But from
a list of dotcom billionaires, liberal
outriders and fame-hungry rookies,
is there anyone who can face down
the stage-hogging postmodern
madness of Donald Trump?

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wo weeks before Stepping down: bench of policy wonks and Nancy Pelosi, 77, represents that LGBT
US Democratic
the 8 November presidential election, I sat in presidential
social engineers, to those capital, the free state of San Francisco.
Michael’s restaurant in New York with a senior candidate Hillary party pillars having no cur- Between them they had 66 years in
Republican operative who described her belief – Clinton concedes rency at all in modern politics. Congress, one of the most reviled insti-
defeat to Trump
and the reasonable belief of most political pro- in New York, 9 This was not just a sudden tutions in American life.
fessionals – that the Republican Party was dead November 2016 strategic setback, but just Together they represented another
for a generation to come. The effective takeover about as profound a psycho- view of the Democrats’ predicament:
of the party by its white-male populist wing had hopelessly logical upset as has recently happened that nothing was terribly wrong. In this,
tarnished the Republican brand among women and among in political life. There were two clear Trump was just some odd bad weather.
significant parts of its donor class. She described a political effects here: on the part of some In fact, the demographic future was
apocalypse in which real Republicans would, in essence, have Democrats, the existential realisation sure, and this was just, albeit unexpect-
to forsake the Republican Party, leaving it to the rabble, and that neither the liberal imagination edly, a last gasp of the old white man.
build a new political identity. nor analytic powers were capable of The problem was not the Democrats, the
While it is, these days, always safe to predict apocalypse, accurately understanding the current problem was Clinton and her campaign.
it is not necessarily clear whose world is about to end. In political world. This included a blind In April, a new book, Shattered: Inside
this case, it was the Democratic Party – believing itself, days confidence in Hillary Clinton. It included Hillary Clinton’s Doomed Campaign by
before the election, on the verge of a generational victory too the mainstream media’s total acqui- reporters Jonathan Allen and Amie
that would give it control of the White House, Congress, the escence to liberal certainties, such that Parnes, spelled this out: Hillary Clinton,
Supreme Court and reduce to rubble its opponents – which, not one outlet allowed for the possi- reflecting the very flaws of Hillary
in the blink of an eye, blew up. bility of a Donald Trump victory. All Clinton, had, spending vastly more than
The blast heard round the world took with it the central this produced a party in some state of the Trump side, run a campaign ruined
assumption of modern, liberal politics: the demographic deep depression. And then there were by rivalries, indecision and disorgani-
eclipse of older, whiter, less educated ex-urban voters, by the liberals who could not accept that sation. (And yet, of course, all losing
younger, diverse, more aspirational voters, congregating in they were wrong, who, post-election, campaigns look like losing campaigns
global cities. entered a state of rage and denial – after they have lost.) And, if it wasn’t
The other shattered assumption was about the very nature blaming the loss on deep conspiracies Hillary who lost it, it was the Russians
of a political figure. Where liberals had exalted expertise and and on the evil in the hearts of socially who stole it, or the FBI’s James Comey
policy, the country elected a man with a flamboyant disre- retro men – such that they continued with his eleventh hour revival of the
gard of details and abstract reasoning. to be at odds with the reality of this Clinton email scandal who caused the
The Democrats, in the space of a few hours, went from new political order. Here was a mania Democrats’ defeat. There was, anyway,
being able to count on a winning social coalition and a deep of righteousness and virtue. nothing fundamentally wrong with the
Democratic Party.
t would be hard to think of And yet, with the first 100 days of

There’s no Democrat
anywhere who is an
I anyone less prepared for this
moment in political time than
the two Democratic leaders most
prominently left standing. Chuck
Schumer, 66, the minority leader of the
Donald Trump a wholly jaw-dropping
spectacle of chaos, leaving him, at
their end, the most unpopular presi-
dent in modern history, there is still no
Democrat anywhere who seems like an
Photograph Getty Images

Senate, hails from the capital of millen- obvious or even plausible standard-
nial diversity, Brooklyn, New York, at a bearer against him.
obvious or plausible time when the Democrats’ traditional
Midwest working-class coalition has
It was, in its way, a moment of pecu-
liar, or creative, foment outside the
standard-bearer enthusiastically bought into Trumpian main power centres of the party. Part

against Trump
disdain for coastal elites. His counter- of the reflexive Democratic analysis,
part in the House Of Representatives, was to see the election of Trump not

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as economic and cultural warning, cornered the market on a much higher though one, for better or worse, with
but as an issue of media and celebrity. In class of celebrities than the Republicans Trumpian-level media cravings.
this, many Democrats saw themselves ever have. (Trump was wounded by the
as needing such a figure. One ad-hoc
Populism failure of truly top-notch celebs to turn nd, because this is the
Democratic group in California set out
to draw up lists of billionaires who were
more liberal than not and begin a cam-
paign of reach-out and flattery.

he point here was, of course,


is not so
much a
disdain
for elites,
up at his inauguration celebrations.)
Still, politicians are, of course, like
roaches. They are not going to go away
just because they have been rejected
and humiliated.
Two years before there will be any
A Democratic Party, it is nec-
essary that all discussion
include a roster of women,
no matter how far they
actually are from presidential reality
(of course, ever-repeated mentions

T not to see Trump as a throw-


back to older working-class
values, but to see him as
postmodern – a level of per-
sonal brand recognition that transcends
electoral politics. In other words, fight
but a
mass
revulsion
against
fake
meaningful clarity about the next presi-
dential race, the field was a speculator’s
lament of dinosaurs and midgets.
Joe Biden, the former vice president,
continued to represent a forehead-
smacking what-might-have-been –
draw you closer). Hence, from among
the many no-name women on various
lists, there emerges, most frequently
and most improbably, Michelle Obama.
Another reliable sign of a com-
plete dearth of options, inspiration or
Trump with a better version of himself.
The forward-thinking goal was to
politicians a working-class everyman, he had, in
2016, yielded to an entitled-and-elitist
new ideas, is chatter about the long-
diffused Kennedy family. In this there
find the ideal, and willing, Democratic Clinton. But Biden would be 78 in 2020, is Christopher Kennedy, the eighth child
celebrity billionaire. even older than Trump. of Robert Kennedy who is running for
The ultimate fantasy candidate, offer- Hillary Clinton, with her three million governor of Illinois, and his cousin Ted
ing some teasing encouragement, was Kennedy Jr perhaps running for gover-
Oprah Winfrey, a celebrity billion- nor of Connecticut, and Joe Kennedy III
aire who spoke to all the Democratic (grandson of Robert Kennedy), who is a
concerns – women, inclusiveness, minor- third-term Massachusetts congressman.
ities and holistic sensitivity – and who The Democratic Party is hobbled
was not only a celebrity billionaire, but now by both its lack of promising
the world’s first black female billionaire. personalities and because, with no
To the extent that Trump was in some foresight, it found itself on the other
substantial part a phenomenon of the side of a strange, protean and angry
social-media age, then why not the ulti- political current. The dominant strain
mate phenomenon of the social-media of the Democratic Party is to be self-
age, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, satisfied, while the character of the
who also seemed suddenly to be think- times is to be hostile and reactionary.
ing, “Why not?” At $61 billion, his net But most of all the Democrats are par-
worth trounced even Trump’s most alysed by a stage that has room for
aggressive exaggeration of his own only one player. There are no politics
at $10 billion. Trump at 74 in 2020 vs other than Trump. He is not only his
Zuckerberg, now at 32 not eligible to own singular self, but his own worst
be president but in 2020 a year over enemy. He reduces everybody, including
the minimum age – a true referendum the opposition, to mere spectator. He
on the future, with the Democrats of may well implode, but that’s bad news
course still believing that people would too: it is difficult to imagine greater
surely choose the future over the past. Fame calling: margin in the popular vote, was, for a energy and chaos than that which he
Senator Cory
In a more direct match-up, there was Booker and TV hardcore group of Democrats, the right- himself creates.
Mark Cuban, a dotcom billionaire from presenter Daisy ful president – save only for Russians It is a new political problem in which
Fuentes attend
Texas who owns a professional sports a benefit for The and the FBI – and therefore a spectre, one side occupies all attention, media,
team, is famous for his intemperate Humane Society a 73-year-old one in 2020, who would time and interest, sometimes even all
Of The United
mouth and who, like Trump, is a reality States in LA, continue to cloud the conversation. sides to all questions. And there is no
TV star. 22 April 2017 Bernie Sanders’ rightful due would indication that the Democrats have any
And add to the possible super-rich also continue to be debated and added plan or possibilities for figuring out their
primary field Disney chief Bob Iger, to what could be for the Democrats a future other than to wait until Trump
seeing the presidency as a sort of mogul forever postmortem, no matter that exhausts himself.
retirement job. Sanders would be 79 in 2020.
What’s wrong with politics in the Elizabeth Warren, the Massachusetts
celebrity billionaire analysis is pol- senator representing the anti-Wall MORE For these related
stories, visit 
Photograph Getty Images

iticians. Populism is not so much Street left of the Democratic Party, FROM GQ GQ.co.uk/magazine
a cry for economic equality, or even a would be, at 71 in 2020, the youthful
disdain for elites, but a mass revulsion version of Sanders. The Old Empire Strikes Back
(Michael Wolff, June 2017)
against the inauthenticity of politicians. New Jersey’s Cory Booker, one of two
News Is Over... If You Want It
Celebrities are real celebrities, politi- African-American Democrats in the (Michael Wolff, May 2017)
cians are fake ones. In this, Democrats Senate, and at a youthful 48 is often It Came From Manhattan!
figure to have an advantage, having represented as a next Barack Obama, (Michael Wolff, April 2017)

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JIM CHAPMAN:
For better or worse it’s wedding season
Leader of the pack
Under the direction of designer
Lucas Ossendrijver, Lanvin menswear
– time to pay attention to the details. has perfected the grunge-meets-
sportswear aesthetic that is on-trend
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com to produce an exclusive online
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of my friends – and most of Instagram – are stand out in a sea of men who played it safe.
contrast-plaid shirts to tailored
asking me how to dress as a guest. So I figure By wearing a different tone, you are also
trousers and sleek, monochrome
there’s no better time to share my advice. free to play with your shirt, tie and pocket
backpacks. And since Lanvin is
My basic rule for nailing summer wed- square. Stick with a tried and true block
famous for having re-created the
dings is to lighten up. Don’t pick a heavy colour for the shirt (avoiding any potential
humble trainer as a style icon, the
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collection, of course, boasts the
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leather with a grey tongue, as well
a cousin you haven’t seen for in a sea of It’s also worth considering
as a hip high-top. 
half a decade. There is still a men who the length of your trouser hem.
stigma attached to the linen
suit (it seems to conjure the
played it safe’ Traditionally, you should have
a single break over the shoe,
mental image of a wrinkly, off-brown, baggy but I tend to say, “sun’s out, ankles out”.
mess), but right now you can pick up beauti- Just make sure the taper is right, then ditch
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If you’re not a linen fan, half-lined is the leg breeze.
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but it might feel too constrictive at an outdoor to behave and avoid getting so hammered at
wedding. And make sure you read the label – the reception that people are still talking about
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create your own personal sauna in the heat. week’s, at the rate I'm getting invitations.

Left: Suit by Polo Ralph Lauren, £795. Right: Suit by Burberry, £1,395.
ralphlauren.co.uk. Shirt by Gieves & Hawkes, burberry.com. Shirt by Drake’s, £155.
£125. gievesandhawkes.com. Tie by Dancy’s, drakes.com. Tie, £63. Pocket square, £45.
£30. dancys.co.uk. Pocket square by Hackett Both by J Crew. jcrew.com
London, £32. hackett.com

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If you’re trying a bold move like this,
the key to getting it right is keeping
things simple. With your suit, go for
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colour and let your espadrilles make a Pocket square by Drake’s,
£55. drakes.com
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out for seriously smart espadrilles (we
call them “drespadrilles”) in more luxe
fabrics, such as suede, skins or leather.

Shirt by Vilebrequin, £155.


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Sunglasses by E Tautz x Suit by Boss, £830.


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way, says our man in Havana. BY Nick Foulkes
Cuban cigars have risen to this new, increasingly scholarly interest with
limited editions, regional editions and, best of all, Reservas. I reckon that
the Reservas, made with tobacco that has been aged in bales for at least
three years, and Gran Reservas, made with tobacco with a minimum of
five years’ bale age, represent the Cuban cigar at its best.
After a trial run of Reserva Cohibas in 2003 came the Partagás Série
D Reserva of 2005. As soon as I tasted it, I knew it was something
special. There was a smooth creaminess to it that really made the most
of the Partagás characteristics, it was like an Olympic athlete clothed in
an impeccably tailored suit. The Gran Reserva is the best, only better, and
the sublime Partagás Lusitanias Gran Reserva is
am old enough to remember the last the paradigm. The Lusitania is Partagás’ double

I  cigar boom, back in the Nineties. A cigar


became an accessory, brandished by celeb-
rities as diverse as Demi Moore, Arnold
Schwarzenegger and Jennifer Lopez.
Eventually, obeying the rules of all bubble
‘In the
Nineties
you would
torch up a
corona, its most famous cigar. Only 5,000 boxes
of the Gran Reserva version were made and
almost all have disappeared into private col-
lections. They were released in 2013 and I was
keen to taste them a few years on, so when my
markets, cigar consumption plateaued, then Cohiba with friend Edward Sahakian, owner of Davidoff
dropped, and became even more difficult when your coffee, Of London on Jermyn Street, won this year’s
the smoking ban came in. Cigars, however, or ignite Havana Man Of The Year award, it seemed like
have now become rather like fine wines: a a a good opportunity to get Cuba’s UK importer
gourmet product. These days, if you go to any
a Hoyo De (herself a previous winner), Jemma Freeman,
decent members’ club, hotel or restaurant in Monterrey in to liberate a few to celebrate. I can report that
London’s West End you will come across a cigar a nightclub’ they lived up to my expectations: delivering
shop: a place where trays of cigars are treated the complexity of a Partagás with a refine-
with the reverence and ceremony usually ment that makes the power easier to handle.
reserved for the rarest vintages of Petrus. This year sees the release of another classic
Given that I was named Havana Man Of in the making: the H Upmann Sir Winston
The Year in 2007, I find that I am treated with Gran Reserva, made with tobacco from 2011.
something almost akin to respect by people However, as it is a decade since I received my
A new leaf (from who were not old enough to walk unassisted award, I hope that Freeman and Sahakian can
left): The Partagás
Série D Reserva;
behind the bike sheds (let alone smoke when be persuaded to break open a box of these
Davidof Of London they got there) when I enjoyed my first cigar. beauties to celebrate the anniversary.

Dermot O’Leary does skincare:


The best-dressed man on TV is making a play for
your grooming cabinet. Dermot O’Leary has
launched a skincare range exclusively for Marks
& Spencer called 24.hr. A year in the
making, the result gets a big thumbs-up
from us. The capsule collection of six
items will keep your skin feeling fresh
24 hours a day – our favourites are the
eye cream, face wash and overnight
recovery cream. O’Leary explains, “I’ve
worked with M&S to create a small
family of grooming products
that I’m really proud of and
use every day.” If it’s good
enough for him, it’s good
enough for us, and watch
this space for more to come
in the Autumn. From £6.
marksandspencer.com

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Dual purpose
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want two K-Way
looks for the
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BEHIND BARS:
Scrub up the old-fashioned way,
with luxury soaps that look as
good as they lather, leaving you
in the clear for whatever
summer brings...
Soap by Anthony, £14.
At Space NK. spacenk.com

Shave soap by Czech & Speake,


A + R soap by Triumph & £24. At Harvey Nichols.
Disaster, £10. At Selfridges. harveynichols.com
selfridges.com

Calèche soap Pacific Beach soap


by Hermès, £22. by Baxter Of California,
At Harrods. harrods.com £8. At thegroomingclinic.com

Mentha soap by CO Mojave Ghost soap


Bigelow, £8. At Liberty by Byredo,£18. At Liberty.
libertylondon.com libertylondon.com

Neroli Portofino soap


by Tom Ford, £27.
At Harrods. harrods.com

Eau De Campagne soap


by Sisley, £22.
sisley-paris.com

Flora & Cassis soap by


Baxter Of California, £16. Vitamin Edition soap
At mrporter.com by Zirh, £13.50.
At thegroomingclinic.com

GKNC Ocean Infusion soap


by Coban, £5.
At trouva.com

Eau Des Sens soap


by Diptyque, £17.
At Space NK. spacenk.com

Colonia soap by Acqua


Di Parma, £36 for two.
acquadiparma.com

Seaberry soap
by Fresh, £15.
At Harrods. harrods.com

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SUMMER ESSENTIALS:
Make a bigger splash with GQ’s roundup of
1. Bag by Vilebrequin, 1
the coolest kit to help you step out of the
£110. vilebrequin.com
2. Polo by Polo Ralph Lauren,
shade and master the art of holiday dressing.
£85. ralphlauren.co.uk
3. Towel by Kenzo, £89.
At amara.com 2

4. Hat by Alex Mill,


£45. At mrporter.com
5. Jumper by Thom Browne,
£600. At mrporter.com
6. Swim shorts by Bluemint,
£95. bluemint.com
7. Speaker by B&O Play,
£200. beoplay.com
8. Trainers by Orlebar Brown,
£95. orlebarbrown.com
9. Watch by Victorinox,
£529. victorinox.com
10. Sun cream by Lancaster,
£16. At allbeauty.com

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3
5

10

PHOTOGRAPH BY Wilson Hennessy SET DESIGN BY Katie Fotis

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G Partnership

GET YOUR
OB’S INTO GQ
As well as giving away
limited edition T-Shirts,
Orlebar Brown has also
teamed up with GQ to offer
you the chance to appear in
a future issue of the
magazine. If you include
#GQ along with
#OBsAroundTheWorld in
the caption when you
upload your photo to
Instagram, you’ll be in with a
chance of being one of the

Short supply four readers whose pictures


will appear as adverts in two
forthcoming issues of GQ.
Those winners will also
receive £1,000 worth of
Orlebar Brown is celebrating ten years of bringing fine Orlebar Brown products.
You can enter the
tailoring to men’s swimming shorts – and it has teamed competition as many times
up with GQ to mark the occasion as you want, so get creative
and Feel Summer!

WHEN Orlebar Brown was founded in London in continent featuring landmarks, lagoons, boats and
March 2007 by Adam Brown, its mission was to beaches. To mark its first decade, Orlebar Brown is
bring a tailored approach to swimming shorts and now launching a competition to encourage you to
help men around the world feel like it is summer send it even more of your snaps. Anyone who
wherever they are. It decided to create something uploads a photo of themselves in their OB’s from
that you can wear on the beach or in the pool, but May through to August 2017 will be able to claim a
that is still smart enough to wear to lunch or for a special limited edition Christopher Slogan T-Shirt*.
drink. Based on the traditional pattern of a man’s If you’d like to claim your prize, simply upload
tailored trouser, Orlebar Brown’s swim shorts a photograph of your OB’s to Instagram, tag
were developed to feature a four-part shaped @orlebarbrown and include #OBsAroundTheWorld
waistband, zip-fly closure and side fasteners to in the caption. Then go into any Orlebar Brown
adjust for the perfect fit. store around the world and show the post to a
Ten years on, it measures its success by the member of staff who’ll then hand over your limited
thousands of customers who have sent it stunning edition tee. Now the only thing to decide is what
photographs of themselves enjoying their OB’s all pose you’re going to pull.
over the globe. It has had pictures from every orlebarbrown.com
RIVER
ISLAND:
The high-street heroes
have enlisted designer
Matthew Miller to Jumper, £35. Jacket, £70. Both by
Matthew Miller x River Island
create a collection Design Forum. riverisland.com

of cool camoulage. explains Miller, “so the opportunity


PHOTOGRAPHS BY to reissue these pieces has been a
Brendan Freeman particularly personal creative journey.
We worked closely with the River

R
iver Island has become one T-shirt by River Island, Island design team, taking inspira-
£8. riverisland.com
of the greatest supporters tion from museums and rummaging
of young British fashion through vintage showrooms.”
talent thanks to Design The pieces include stonewashed
Forum, a programme of partnerships parkas and combat trousers,
with emerging designers launched in but perhaps the most striking
collaboration with the British Fashion element in the collection is Miller’s
Council in 2012 to create capsule com- reinterpretation of classic camo in
mercial collections. Alongside this, rust and pink. Elsewhere, the palette
River Island runs the Fashion Film mixes muted charcoal and olive
initiative to showcase young talent brown, with pieces such as a utilitarian
during London Fashion Week Men. patch-pocket khaki shirt, alongside
The latest collaboration is with GQ a comfortably oversized hoodie, plus
favourite Matthew Miller and is a Jacket by Matthew Miller heavily laundered T-shirts embla-
ten-piece collection that cleverly x River Island Design Forum, zoned with graphic prints. High-shine
£110. riverisland.com
fuses traditional military tropes with chrome zippers and poppers feature
contemporary streetwear, launched throughout the collection and the
at this month’s London Fashion Week bomber includes functional internal
Men’s shows – where Miller’s name shoulder straps.
also appears on the schedule for his This is a collection we will all want to
eponymous label. “The collection is sign up for, so prepare for an imminent
Styling Jake Pummintr Model Matt Doran at PRM Grooming Charley McEwen at Frank Agency

based on my private military archive,” store invasion. RJ riverisland.com

Trousers by Matthew Miller x


River Island Design Forum,
£45. riverisland.com

Shirt, £35. Jumper, £35.


Trousers, £45. All by Matthew Bag by Matthew Miller x
Miller x River Island Design Trainers by River Island, River Island Design Forum,
Forum. riverisland.com £30. riverisland.com £45. riverisland.com

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I have recently expanded to a 36in waist and a 17in collar,
so my wardrobe has taken a pounding. At 33, I feel I’m at
a style juncture: some of my clothes feel too young for
me but at the same time I am trying to avoid evolving into the
suit upstairs look. James, via email Loafers by JM Weston,
£430. jmweston.fr
Many men out there seem to be worried about dressing age
appropriately – most of them for absolutely no
reason. This seems to be particularly true at this
time of year and I suspect that this propensity to I am going to a wedding in Italy this
worry is due to the prospect – or, indeed, reality summer and want to look smart but
not be too hot. The groom has told
– of having to bare your flesh on the beach or
me that ties won’t be necessary so I quite
by the pool. If you look like Jabba the Hutt (or
fancy bringing a Euro twist to my wardrobe.
indeed Pizza the Hut), you may worry about Damian, via email
dressing like a slim young thing. But luckily
looking good is all about confidence and that It might just be the prospect of an open
comes from the inside out. The first step to neck but in my mind’s eye I’m thinking Jude
a more sophisticated look is to stop trying Law as Dickie Greenleaf in The Talented Mr
to look different every day. In other Ripley – or at least an updated version.
words: adopt a uniform. Short of sporting However, I am going to suggest wearing a
a perpetual suit, one of the easiest uniforms tie but twinning it with a relaxed chambray
to adopt is the white shirt, jacket and shirt and a blue linen jacket. You might try
Blazer by Giorgio Armani,
a pink shantung silk tie by Richard James.
£1,050. At mrporter.com trousers/jeans twinned with a decent pair
After all, it’s fun to be a little dressy. For
of shoes. Most men would tell you that
your bottom half I’d go for white. Orlebar
navy is the easiest colour to carry off but Brown does a great tapered white cotton
that is not a hard-and-fast rule. Make sure and linen-blend pair of trousers with
everything is the best quality you can buy adjustable waist tabs that are as a cool
and this look is ageless rather than ageing. as a summer’s breeze. And finally, think
One last thing, on the denim front always coloured suede loafers – worn without
go for the plainest design possible; believe visible socks, of course. Perfetto.
me, there is nothing more ageing than a
fussy jean – check out those fading
lotharios next time you are on holiday
in Italy if you want proof of this.

STYLE SHRINK: EDITED BY Robert Johnston


When in
Rome: Jude
Law in The
Talented Mr
Ripley (1999)

I am looking to buy a watch but having just taken out an eye-watering mortgage
on a flat, I can’t justify splashing out on the dream timepiece. Rather, I am looking
for something interesting that I will still love even if I upgrade. Tom, via email

Tom’s brief is “something simple, unfussy and starting at £250,000. Now, it may seem
ideally with a stainless steel bracelet”. And he extraordinary to wear something on your
definitely wants to find something under wrist that costs as much as a house, but
£1,000. And why not? I was recently when you get to this level of craftsmanship
discussing how easy it is to lose sight of you are actually talking about a work of
what things actually cost when, like me, art. Still, you can have a lot of watch for
you are lucky enough to spend so much time considerably less. My recommendations
surrounded by luxury goods. Frankly, you include the Oris Classic Date Bracelet (£830.
become blasé – expecting a Laurent-Perrier oris.ch) and the Hamilton Watch Khaki Field
lifestyle on a lager budget. That’s not to say Auto, (£640. hamiltonwatch.com). However, I
Photograph Alamy

that the items we might desire aren’t worth will also suggest a quartz mode, the Helvetica
it – but in relative rather than real terms. And No1 Regular by Mondaine. It's a classic piece
in real terms, watches can be heart-stoppingly of design that works well on a steel Milanese Helvetica No1 Regular watch by
expensive, with high-complication pieces strap. And it is only £305. Mondaine, £305. mondaine.com

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Junior Retail Editor Michiel Steur

1 Blazer by Pal Zileri, £1,175. At harrods.com 2 Shirt by Next, £25. next.co.uk


3 Jacket by Pepe Jeans, £115. pepejeans.com 4 Shoes by Emporio Armani, £390. armani.com
5 Promaster Altichron by Citizen, £449. citizenwatch.co.uk 6 Joggers by Jacob Cohen, £280. At harrods.com
7 Jumper by Barbour, £74.95. barbour.com 8 Swimshorts by Bluemint, £95. bluemint.com
9 Bomber Jacket by Calvin Klein Jeans, £180. calvinklein.com

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PREVIEW

We love
Modular backpack by
MCM x Christopher Raeburn
This year is luxury travel label MCM’s 40th anniversary and to
celebrate it has teamed up with contemporary British designer
Christopher Raeburn for an exclusive capsule collection. One
of our hero designs from the range is this modular bag system,
allowing you to create the perfect bag to suit any style or
situation. Take this ultra-soft black leather backpack and add
the easily attachable bright blue nylon jet pack to create a bag
as functional as it is aesthetically pleasing – and become the
most sartorially savvy explorer.

Leather backpack, £825. Nylon jet pack, £425.


Both by MCM x Christopher Raeburn

Available at the London flagship store,


16 Conduit St, London, W1S 2XL and
online at mcmworlwide.com
Photograph Matthew Beedle
PREVIEW

Suede Blouson by
360 Bar at Craft London William & Son, £795.
williamandson.com

Polo Shirt by
Montblanc Emblem Absolu Eau de Toilette, John Smedley, £140.
£72. At debenhams.com johnsmedley.com

Calibre 113 by
Oris, £4,780.
oris.com

Jeans by
Wrangler, £80.

How to wrangler.co.uk

Pack for an evening in the city


Rucksack by
LOCATED in the cultural hub of Greenwich Peninsula is Craft London,
Michael Kors, £360.
a joint endeavour from Steve Parle (acclaimed chef, author, food writer michaelkors.co.uk
and TV presenter) and design heavyweight, Tom Dixon. Stretched
over three floors you’ll find a café, cocktail bar and shop, all boasting
Trainers by
almost exclusively British produce. The focus is on quality, collaborating
Guiseppe Zanotti,
with modern experts, fanatics and obsessives, to produce world- £500. guiseppe
class products. Designed by Design Research Studio, the cocktail zanottidesign.com
bar boasts a 360-degree wrap-around rooftop and a cocktail menu
to match. But whether you’re popping by for a nightcap after work
or treating someone special, be sure to dress the part. Mirror your
surroundings by keeping your look modern and clean. Start with
this butter-soft navy suede blouson and layer effortlessly over this
fine-gauge-Merino polo shirt from British brand John Smedley. Team
Edited by Holly Roberts

with sports luxe accessoires – such as these Giuseppe Zanotti leather


trainers and Michael Kors cross-grain rucksack – and finish with a touch
of Montblanc Emblem Absolu.
Craft London, Peninsula Square, London SE10 0SQ. 020 8465 5910.
craft-london.co.uk

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Grillbot
OK, this is a little iGrill mini
geeky (it is, after by Weber
all, a robot... for
your barbecue) For when you’re
but then ask smoking everything
yourself, just +BEST FOR DESIGN + from whole chickens
how much do you to large joints and
enjoy cleaning want to be absolutely
each individual certain you’re not
gunked spoke of poisoning all your
your grill by hand? loved ones, the iGrill
This will do it for mini will check
you, scurrying for you: simply
over it with grill- set your ideal
cleaning bristles. temperature,
£99. grillbots.com insert the probe
and it’ll alert

What’s new your phone


when it’s done.

weberbbq.co.uk
£60.

under the sun


We take to the garden, park and
beach to test tech’s outer limits,
from barbecues and portable
speakers to flameless fire-starters
and 4K super drones

Everdure Hub by Heston Blumenthal


The Death Star of barbecues, the Everdure is essentially an outside kitchen
with benefits: including cavernous storage space, a pop-up rotisserie system and,
best of all, the “Fast Flame Ignition System” which gets your charcoals ready to
cook on in just ten minutes, meaning the fastest idea-to-mouth ratio known to man.
£1,499. everdurebyheston.co.uk

Looftlighter Q 1200 by Weber


Able to start your charcoal or wood fire This new addition to the Weber range is collapsible, so
in just 60 seconds, the Looftlighter raises an obvious you can take it out and about. It comes with a convenient
question: what’s the rush? But by using air rather than gas-canister holder and ignites its burners at the push of a
flames, it’s also safer and better for the environment – and button. What’s more, the grill is coated in porcelain-enamel,
doubles as a bottle-opener (no, we’re not sure why either). making it easy to clean once you get home.
£55. looftlighter.com £269. weberbbq.co.uk

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Hero5 by GoPro
The Hero5 is GoPro’s first
totally waterproof camera,
and, with incredible 4K video,
its most powerful model too.
The hands-free voice control
and one-button simplicity
(you turn it on and it starts
recording instantly) make
the Hero5 one of the most
+BEST FOR ACTION + straightforward cameras on
the market, thus hitting
all competitors out of
the park – sorry – beach.
£399. shop.gopro.com

Airbolt
There’s nothing more irritating than being
assigned “bag watch” on the beach while
your friends make for the waves. With this
Bluetooth-enabled smart lock, you can
goTenna Wireless charging protect your luggage via an app on your
phone, which also alerts you in case of
After a bad bout of bundle for iPhone 7 separation. Note: you’ll also need a
sunstroke, everyone on by Stacked waterproof case for your phone.
the beach looks the same,
Stacked bills its charging case £61. theairbolt.com
so finding your friends
becomes mission impossible as the “thinnest, lightest and
Hopper Two by Yeti – especially without phone most eicient on the market”
The Hopper is a cooler that’s built for signal. With the goTenna, – you snap in your phone and,
adventure. Promising “ice for days”, its you can create an of-grid whenever you need a boost,
rugged exterior is made from the same network with other goTennas clip on a slim magnetic battery
material as survival suits and is 100 per within a four-mile radius, pack. This battery also has a
cent leakproof. This new model has been allowing you to call, message USB port, so you can come to
redesigned to make it even more and share your GPS the rescue of a friend. If you’re
comfortable to trundle around. regardless of service. feeling generous.
£149 for two. gotenna.com £100. poweredbystacked.com
From £249. intl.yeti.com

P2 by B&O Play
Bang & Olufsen’s small-
speaker division wanted
its new Bluetooth model
to be its smallest in the
range – without sacrificing
sonics. Hence, they’ve Phantom 4 Advanced by DJI
stripped out everything Packing all the best features of the Pro
superfluous. The case model into a more afordable package,
has been built around the Advanced can shoot 4K video (or
two internal drivers; you bursts of stills at 14fps) and – crucially
tap the grill (or shake the – comes with “obstacle avoidance”.
device) to control what’s That means if it’s hurtling towards a
playing. Battery life? Ten wall, it will slow itself to a hover and
whole hours. await your command.
£149. beoplay.com £1,469. store.dji.com

Waterproofed X-U by Leica


Kindle Paperwhite Usually, anyone caught
exposing a Leica camera to the
by Waterfi elements would be deemed
With this aftermarket-treated Kindle, a fool of the highest order.
soggy paperbacks or, worse, a conked out But with the new Leica X-U – +BEST FOR +
regular Kindle are both a thing of the past, dustproof, waterproof up to
whether you’re by the pool or on the 15 metres and 60 minutes and ADVENTURERS
beach. Its waterproof shielding – a shockproof from heights up to
proprietary substance called “PlatinumX” 1.22 metres – you can bring it,
– is so robust that it’s able to withhold and drop it, anywhere. Though
depths of up to 65 metres. Ever fancied out of sheer respect for its
reading on the seabed? price tag, don’t overdo it.
£179. waterfi.com £2,770. uk.leica-camera.com

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E D I T E D BY BILL PRINCE

From left: Anniversary P H OTO G R A P H BY


1957 Seamaster, £5,600. PIXELEYES PHOTOGRAPHY
Speedmaster, £5,360.
Railmaster, £5,040. All
by Omega. omega.com

Game, set and matchless


Omega celebrates not one but three 60th anniversaries, with tribute editions of its famed Speedmaster,
Seamaster and Railmaster models

 A
ttributes of the traditional “tool” not one but three groundbreaking products, the engineer’s friend, the Railmaster (with its
watch – water resistance, anti- initially aimed at the “professional timer”, shield against all but the strongest magnetic
magnetic qualities, general which gave birth to many of the iconic elements fields), each piece has been re-editioned in
robustness – are common tropes we consider most prized in watches today. To a limited run of 3,557 pieces, which mimic the
in a lot of timepieces these days. celebrate the diamond jubilee of not only the originals right down to their 38-39mm case
But cast a thought back to 1957 – the dawn first real motorsport model, the Speedmaster sizes and “broad arrow” hands. Each can be
of the space age (the Soviet Union’s Sputnik 1 (swiftly to find far greater fame as the choice bought separately, or together as a “Trilogy”
lifted off in October) and a period of intense of Nasa for its Gemini and Apollo missions), set (limited to 557), complete with their own
activity for Omega, who brought to market a chunky diver’s piece, the Seamaster, and wooden “ark”. BP

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What: Into the Unknown: A Journey Through Science Fiction


When: Barbican Art Gallery, 3 June - 1 September

3 Jun Why: Spreading across the Barbican Centre, this festival-style exhibition
borrows work from around the world and includes over 200 books,
myriad artworks, more than 50 film and TV clips, comics, pulp fiction,
adverts, video games and robots. It is all brought to life by an immersive
exhibition designed by Ab Rogers. Sophie Hastings barbican.org.uk

The sky
is not
the limit
Bjarke Ingels is redefining
architecture by bringing Danish
playfulness and light to the
darkness of the urban jungle
STORY BY Edwin Heathcote

Art, Music,
Sport, Politics,
Films, Literature
+ the best opinion
for the month
ahead
Photograph Dan Winters

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Fahrelnissa Zeid, Tate Modern
Best known for her dazzling, abstract paintings, Zeid was a leading

13 Jun light of the Turkish avant-garde and the École De Paris in the Forties
and Fifties. Her synthesis of Islamic, Byzantine, Arab and Persian
influences with a European approach has made her one of the greatest
female artists of the 20th century. tate.org.uk

ARCHITECTURE

The unbearable lightness


of serious building
With breathtaking scope and maverick wit, Denmark’s
Bjarke Ingels is the starchitect whose designs turn
his ‘yes is more’ philosophy into steel and glass
STORY BY Edwin Heathcote

HE SUN is shining in Milan, has almost finished a Lego building in his


so I escape a press conference native Denmark. Architecture is notoriously

T with Bjarke Ingels and snag


a table outside a nearby piz-
zeria. It’s the only way to get
slow. Ingels is speeding it up.
But architecture wasn’t even his first choice.
He’d always wanted to be a comic book artist.
away from the endless stream of TV crews and “I was always the guy who could draw,” he tells
reporters trying to buttonhole him. Ingels is me. “My entire life I’ve been drawing better
a star. Probably the hottest architect in the than anyone around me. So it would have
world right now. Facing into the glare, he gets been insane not to become a graphic novelist. Lego House
out a pair of strange grey shades, which look But when I was at school, the next step was Billund, Denmark
Scheduled to be
a little like a 3-D slide viewer I used to have less clear. Where do you go to study comics?”
completed later this
when I was about ten. I take a snap of the So he did an art foundation course and year, the museum
world’s coolest architect in the world’s silliest drifted towards architecture, which his parents is a gigantic Lego
shades and he flashes back a grin so bright it had wanted him to, as it was a proper job. “But house complete
almost blinds me. then I started to figure out what this architec- with round studs and
primary colours.
Ingels is, quite clearly, revelling in his status.
Architects might be many things. They might
be cerebral, moody, arrogant or intense. They
Ingels is funny, sharp
might be awkward, ascetic, dry, self-conscious, and puppyish in his
intellectual or arty. Ingels is none of these. He
is funny, sharp and almost puppyish in his
enthusiasm... And he
enthusiasm. And he is turning architecture is turning architecture
upside down. He is also something else that upside down
most famous architects aren’t: young.
OK, 42 may not be young for a pop star, but ture thing was. It’s a kind of fiction. Look at
for an architect it’s pretty much a toddler. Most Walt Disney, he was a cartoonist but he became
big names don’t build anything until they’re in a creator of worlds. He built Disneyland and he
their mid-fifties. Ingels has just completed his also built Epcot – he enabled people to inhabit
first New York tower, he’s working on Google’s the fantasy and the future.”
HQ in California (and its London offices) and Before he got too busy, Ingels returned to the Grove At
comic book genre with his graphic manifesto, Grand Bay
Yes Is More: An Archicomic On Architectural Miami, United States
Negative charge A pair of twisting
Evolution, a playful, funny and seriously self-
Bjarke Ingels’ one-time towers, Grand Bay
employer Rem Koolhaas, the
promoting riff on one-time director of the blends modernism and
founder of Rotterdam-based Bauhaus and arch minimalist Ludwig Mies van minimalism to create the
architectural firm Oma, wrote der Rohe’s dictum that “less is more”. Ingels coolest new condo
last year, “Bjarke is the first major architect outlines his ideas of “pragmatic utopianism”, block in the US.
who disconnected the profession
a catchy phrase that typifies his peculiarly
completely from angst.”
It’s true – Ingels is an angst-free zone.
tautological brand of pop avant-garde. He
But was it a barbed compliment? What is has more, too. The catchiest is “hedonistic
architecture without angst? Architecture sustainability”. (“Sure it has to be sustainable,
is the art of the city and the city is angst: but why can’t it also be enjoyable?”)
a complex place of disappointment,
It’s a reaction to the beige, woven, porridge
paranoia and fear, alongside euphoria,
sex, greed and food. But slight or not, ethos of environmental rhetoric and its finest
Ingels doesn’t let it bother him. expression is in one of Ingels’ best known

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ART
Via 57 West ‘The world is full of
New York,
United States new techniques. What Adrian Cheng
is 38 and running the
Ingels’ “courtscraper”
is a Euro-US hybrid,
I do is a combination first ever museum

a striking pyramid block of bold manifestation retail chain in the


world, K11, spread
which has shaken up
New York’s waterfront.
and sombre restraint’ across eight cities and
covering 2 million sq m in
China. Cheng is a young
structures, a soon-to-be-completed Danish in-house impresario, showcasing artists from
incinerator and power plant with a ski slope around the world, as long as they come to China,
on top. It sounds unlikely but the architect’s and Chinese contemporaries as long as they
come home to roost in the malls. The art isn’t
explanation is that “Denmark is a country
for sale (other things in the malls are). The
without mountains, why shouldn’t there be main income flows from Cheng’s vast property
some joy in utility? So this industrial building business, where everything is spelled with a
that turns garbage into electricity also turns “K”. Klub11, musiK11, Kulture Academy, Kollection
infrastructure spending into pleasure. Lab, K11TV. (K is also the eleventh letter of the
alphabet.) GQ met Cheng in a pop-up space
“There is an element of having your head in
assembled near Sheung Wan Station during
the sky and your feet on the ground,” he con- Art Basel Hong Kong in March. He was hanging
tinues. “And part of our success is our optimism. around with Klaus Biesenbach and Peter Eleey,
There’s a ‘what if’ factor? Like a child who’s the Moma PS1 director and curator who were
chosen by Cheng to curate the show, titled
never been told he can’t do something so he’s
.com/.cn, which goes to show the power of this
never been deterred from asking the question.” Asian foundation.
His latest opening is Via 57 West, a stonking
GQ: Could K11 become an auction house?
tetrahedral tower on Manhattan’s waterfront.
AC: No, unless someone can come up with
Its mountainous shape makes it stand out a nonprofit auction house. We’re happy to
harshly against the boxy towers that surround enhance connections between artists and
Superkilen it. Ingels calls it a “courtscraper”, another of his the public, working with all global museums.
Copenhagen, hybrid phrases for the cocktail of a skyscraper
Denmark GQ: Any attention given to graduate artists?
and a European courtyard block. “Why choose AC: Our artists are mid-career. We need them to
An urban park in one
when you can have both?” understand themselves. We want those who have
of Copenhagen’s
He’s also building a tower at Ground Zero, experimented for a few years.
neighbourhoods, Ingels
used landscape and a stacked, slightly tottering structure. I can’t GQ: Who was the first big K11 artist?
playgrounds to tie the AC: Chen Tianzhuo. I met him five years ago. He
think of any contemporary architect who has
community together. was showing me his work on an iPad. There was
had such an impact on the Manhattan skyline
suddenly an opportunity as I was in a three-year
at such a young age. How has he crammed in partnership with Palais De Tokyo. That was in the
so much? “The cure for anxiety,” he replies, “is first Chinese group show at the Palais.
more work.” That doesn’t sound too sustaina-
GQ: Isn’t video art hard to sell?
ble. And it doesn’t sound hedonistic. “There is AC: We don’t care about selling.
a certain exuberance in what we do,” he sug-
GQ: The artists do.
gests. “We want the projects to express an idea
AC: They do. But for us it’s about nurturing
– but there’s also a sobriety in being faithful to Tianzhuo’s aesthetic and building a platform.
that idea. The world is full of new techniques, Immediately after that Paris show he was chosen
new systems. What we do is a combination for the Istanbul Biennial. Then we did a solo show
of bold manifestation and sombre restraint.” for him in a Shanghai museum.
Photographs Iwan Baan/Copenhagen Media Center; BIG; Michael Muraz

His enthusiasm is infectious and I feel a little GQ: Do you cover the artists’ expenses?
battered by the barrage of good-natured quotes. AC: Yes. We cover everything in their journey,
and make sure the art appeals to Chinese and
So we drift off the subject and talk about film.
western audiences.
Serpentine He’s keen on Inception. In a documentary on
Pavilion Netflix, he proposes the film as a model for GQ: What do you think of artrank.com, which
London, 2016 ranks artists based on market forces?
the architectural imagination, an aspiration to
A stack of boxes in AC: Many artists don’t want to become a
Kensington Gardens,
imagine new worlds into existence. But wasn’t commodity. K11 is the only foundation of its
Ingels compared it that world a nightmare? “You don’t have to flee size that goes contrary to ranking and won’t
to an “unzipped wall”. into an asylum in your imagination,” he replies. participate in market valuations.
It was a luminous “You can make the world what you dream it to GQ: Is your business background primarily
and ingenious space.
be. You need to fall in love with the situation in property?
or at least what it could be, but you also need AC: Property and jewellery. My great-grandfather
to develop some form of actionable dissatisfac- created [the conglomerate] Chow Tai Fook.

tion, an idea that the existing is not enough. NK: Is art the new property?
You could demand more.” AC: Just like with property, many people rent art.
It’s a new trend. Hedge-fund managers let pieces
The sun has disappeared back behind the
all the time. They may not care about art history as
clouds and it’s getting chillier. We button up much as real collectors do. The real ones want to
our jackets and he’s lost the shades, but he’s own a piece of creativity, a piece of process and
still grinning. human anthropology. Nimrod Kamer

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SPORT

No one wins in the ‘cash for golds’ scandal


Turkey’s best athletes might be bought in, but Team GB shouldn’t race to pass judgement
STORY BY Martin Samuel
TEVE CRAM was was “something that needs to be Kenyans competing for other coun- cannot make the top three at BBC
appalled. What he dealt with”. tries. Great Britain doesn’t buy, but Sports Personality. Yet it’s not him;

S was about to say


he described as
“a regular tirade”.
Yet Cram took a different stance
writing for the BBC website on
3 July 2015. “I’ve got no problem
it is not averse to bringing in ath-
letes from America, the Caribbean
or even Cuba. So why is it only an
it’s his sport. Athletics increasingly
lacks credibility and its cheerlead-
ers are blind to it. In 2006, when
“We have these notes given to us with this ‘plastic Brits’ issue,” he issue for Cram when the rest of the Christine Ohuruogu was banned
before broadcast. I’ll read a bit out stated. “It’s not a real issue... If world plays the rule book? for missing three drugs tests, it
to you,” he told the BBC’s listeners. they are eligible, then they are eli- This is why athletics is in crisis. was heresy not to advance the
“Yasemin Can only became eligi- gible.” Yet Can is eligible. Bought, It’s the hypocrisy. Cram has no “silly old scatterbrain” defence,
ble to run for Turkey in March of but eligible. So were the winners problem with Great Britain’s ringers whereas an athlete from beyond
this year...” You can guess the rest. of the nine gold and silver medals – such as Tiffany Porter and her these shores would have been
Can, a long-distance runner, accrued by Turkey at the 2016 sister Cindy Ofili, who turned British viewed with extreme scepticism.
is Kenyan. She was born Vivian European Athletics Championships once it became clear they were not And where has playing fast and
Jemutai and Turkey is her flag (see below). That they were won good enough for the US team – but loose with the ethics of competi-
of convenience. At the time by athletes recruited from Kenya, is horrified that Turkey has taken tion got the sport? State-sponsored
of writing, Can’s best 5,000m Jamaica, Cuba and Azerbaijan is, the abuse of nationality rules to its doping programmes in Russia, cor-
stands at 14:37.61; her 10,000m presumably, not a real issue either. logical conclusion and simply paid ruption at the very top of the IAAF
is 30:26.41. In 2016 alone, there Nor is Bahrain’s first gold medal of up. Equally, we are disgusted by and athletes selling their nationality
were three Kenyan runners faster the Olympic Games, won in 2016 Russian doping, but to ask legiti- to the highest bidder. Now, Cram
in each discipline. That’s why she’s by Ruth Jebet, a Kenyan who mate questions of the individuals and other track and field royalty,
now Turkish and Cram is upset. switched nationality in 2013. that surround Mo Farah is deemed wish to make a stand. It’s too late.
Watching Can win the European There were 55 members of a witch hunt – again, by Cram. The time to speak up was years ago;
Cross Country Championships for Kenya’s track and field team at the Farah is clearly hurt that, despite and their weasel words only made
Turkey in December, he insisted it 2016 Olympics – and more than 30 his magnificent achievements, he the problems greater.

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Montreux Jazz Festival
Alt-J and Fleet Foxes descend on the

30 Jun Swiss town, now in its 51st year


welcoming music with improv at its
heart. You’ve been warned... Until 15
July. montreuxjazzfestival.com

MUSIC

Indie rock’s
alternative Independence movement (from

approach left): Acts such as Cigarettes


After Sex, Alt-J and Fleet Foxes
have traded edge for ingenuity

By escaping the tyranny of Eight years later, indie’s on the back foot. As Sara Quin of Tegan And Sara told me recently,
The distinction between “real” underground “Indie rock is dead because straight guys aren’t
its ultra-hip fans, the genre musicians and frivolous celebrities was never interested in it any more? Why are they the
is finally going its own way accurate and seems ridiculous now that hip hop, gatekeepers of deciding it’s dead when they used
STORY BY Dorian Lynskey R&B and pop dominate the critical conversation to be the gatekeepers of telling us what’s cool?”
(find me one indie artist who’s as untouchable This month’s releases suggest indie rock is
MONG THEIR many talents, as Beyoncé) and even shape the sound of indie neither dead nor especially cool, but quietly
indie rock musicians are world- itself. The latest, self-titled, Dirty Projectors ploughing its furrow. Fleet Foxes, who have

A class navel-gazers. Earlier this


year, Dave Longstreth of Dirty
Projectors fretted on Instagram
album, for example, exists on a cross-genre
continuum of introspective electronic soul that
extends from Frank Ocean to Bon Iver via James
never been slaves to modernity, return after a
six-year hiatus with Crack-Up. It’s unashamedly
anachronistic prog-folk and burrows deeper into
that indie had become solipsistic, retrograde Blake and Sampha. When Rihanna covered Pecknold’s private world, a more troubled and
and irrelevant. Fleet Foxes frontman Robin Tame Impala last year, she wasn’t coopting their fractured place now, yet still warmed by the
Pecknold agreed that the most innovative hipster credibility – she had more than enough campfire glow of the band’s harmonies.
music was happening elsewhere but said it It could segue smoothly into Alt-J’s new album,
didn’t matter: “I don’t think music needs to be Relaxer, which is surprising. Previously, the
‘progressive’ to be valid or enjoyable.” An orgy
‘Indie is dead because British trio made brainy electro-curious rock
of online hand-wringing ensued. straight guys aren’t that seemed designed to bamboozle people into
What is indie rock anyway? Since the Eighties,
indie rock has marketed itself as cleverer, deeper
interested in it any calling them the new Radiohead. With a few fine
exceptions, their songs fidgeted like a class swot
and more principled, subversive, politically more? Why are they straining to get the teacher’s attention. Relaxer
progressive and musically radical than the main- the gatekeepers?’ is twice as beautiful by trying half as hard to
stream, a dubious claim cosigned by the press impress. Like Radiohead of late, Alt-J have eased
in the spirit of David Lee Roth’s famous diagno- already. The dissolution of the barriers between into being a subtly gorgeous rock band rather
sis: “Critics all like Elvis Costello better than me indie and the mainstream has been to the latter’s than flashy vanguardists. It suits them.
because they all look like Elvis Costello.” benefit. What does a self-defined counterculture Better yet is the self-titled debut from
In recent years, that superiority complex do when it has nothing left to counter? Cigarettes After Sex, whose music is so good
has become harder to sustain. Pecknold cor- Well, maybe it stops worrying so much. People that you can forgive their calamitous name.
rectly identified the end of the last decade like Mac DeMarco, Angel Olsen or new country- The Brooklyn band make the most intoxicat-
as indie’s last truly progressive phase. Amid soul band Whitney, all cited by Pecknold, aren’t ing dream-pop since Beach House, as intimate
striking debuts from Bon Iver and The xx, and mind-blowing trailblazers, but they’re still fresh, as a late-night phone call and blissfully self-
breakthrough albums from Dirty Projectors and distinctive voices. The artists doing the most assured. Indie rock is diverse enough to regain
Grizzly Bear, the defining moment was Solange interesting work with traditional indie-rock its edge one day, especially if the mainstream
Knowles bringing Beyoncé and Jay Z to see tropes include a gay woman (Courtney Barnett) gets lazy. In the meantime, it need not agonise
Grizzly Bear in Brooklyn, indie’s epicentre, like and an Asian-American woman (Mitski), both about changing the world. It’s enough just to
pilgrims to the church of What’s Happening Now. sorely underrepresented identities in the past. transform a listener’s day.

Lindsey Buckingham/ Lorde Goldie


Christine McVie Melodrama The Journey Man
Photographs Getty Imges

NEW With Stevie Nicks Lorde was just 16 when she One of the drum’n’bass
RELEASES AWOL, the long- became pop’s most coolly pioneers, and its only real
anticipated return of understated star and she’s celebrity, releases his first
Fleetwood Mac’s classic line-up has taken her time making a follow-up with album under his own name in 19 years. It
mutated into an album of duets by the new collaborator Jack Antonoff. Inspired may be unreasonably long but there’s
band’s fire and air, backed by the rhythm by “being alone”, it’s richer and more plenty to enjoy as it meanders through
section. Nicks’ absence is barely felt. emotional: a coming of age. jazz, soul, breakbeat and techno. DL
Atlantic. Out on 9 June. Virgin EMI. Out on 16 June. Metalheadz. Out on 16 June.

JULY 2017 GQ.CO.UK 137


Hours Winston Churchill deliberated over
sending a million Allied troops to Normandy

24 in 1944. Brian Cox stars as Britain’s wartime


premier in Churchill, a biopic about history’s
largest invasion – and the likeness is uncanny
(sorry, Brian). Out on 16 June.

FILM

Why no one sings


in Hollywood’s
new musicals
Edgar Wright’s latest crime
thriller joins the innovative
soundtrack sync-ups playing
from a separate song sheet
STORY BY Stuart McGurk

HE LATEST film from Edgar Wright, Baby


Driver, is a new kind of musical, in the

T sense that the characters are aware of the


music. That and the fact no one actually
dances. Oh, and the fact no one actually
sings. I know what you’re going to say: doesn’t that, you
know, actually make it not a musical? Well, yes and no.
But more specifically: no. It’s just a new type of musical.
In a traditional musical – Mamma Mia!, say – the Tune up (from left): Baby
musical interludes are essentially tacked on, awkwardly Driver’s non-lyrical gangsters
Ansel Elgort, Jamie Foxx,
stapled into the plot, ensuring that deeply weird moment Eiza González and Jon Hamm
where everyone looks to the camera and starts to sing;
every Hollywood musical is a Frankenfilm.
In Baby Driver – in which a young getaway driver
(Ansel Elgort) must pay off his debts to a bank-robbing
Mr Big (Kevin Spacey) by doing what he does best –
the music isn’t stapled on, but stitched into the fabric
of the film. Elgort’s character has tinnitus and so listens
to music through earphones all the time to drown it out,
which we, the audience, not only hear but see: scenes
play out directly to the peaks and troughs of the music,
from car chase ballets to scenes where we watch people
simply walking down roads to the rhythm of the beat,
sweeping around corners to the climaxes and shuffling
to crescendos. The movie is part of the music so no one
needs to sing.
Baby Driver is, in a way, the natural culmination of

Three more non-singing ‘musicals’


1. Footloose 2. Step Up 3. American
The original dancing- The series that launched Psycho
’cause-we-can film, Channing Tatum and Granted: not a musical,
from 1984, Kevin Bacon then just wouldn’t end, but it was adapted for
shows a small town starting in 2006 with Broadway. The 2000
that has banned rock Step Up (later Step Up 2: film boasted a classic
music and dancing – The Streets, then Step Eighties soundtrack,
it was a not a socio- Up 3D, then Step Up with people rhythmically
realist film, it must be Revolution, then… you slaughtered to the
said – how to have a get the idea), sees rhythm of Genesis
good time all the time dancers fulfil their and Huey Lewis And
by dancing. dancing dreams. The News. SM

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BOOKS

The long, slow death of rock, plus


Joshua Ferris’ wheels of misfortune
Uncommon People:
1
The Rise And Fall Of The Rock Stars
By David Hepworth (Bantam Press, £20)
THE MOST important thing about yesteryear simply because they
David Hepworth’s marvellous are still around. Would Leonard
new book is not the litany of Cohen have been so venerated in
often well-worn stories it his latter years if Bob Dylan were
contains, nor the beautiful way it more accessible? Would ELO
is written, and nor – incidentally have been aforded a successful
– is it Hepworth’s rather brilliant comeback if The Beatles had still
ability to squeeze yet more juice been around? We celebrate those
out of the by-now pummelled on the margins of rock’s golden
rock’n’roll lemon. Instead, it’s his age because we know it is coming
unabashed declaration that the to an end. As Hepworth says,
narrative arc of modern rock the music world is now steered
music is reaching its end. almost exclusively by hip hop
He’s right. As the likes of David stars, soul-baring divas and the
Bowie, George Michael and Prince mayflies of TV talent shows.
shuffle of, they are not replaced The age of the rock star is over
in our hearts by modern-day and Hepworth’s never-less-than
equivalents. They are being fascinating book is a more than
replaced by less stellar stars of fitting farewell. DJ Out now.

Scenes play out to the


peaks and troughs of the The pie-chart review
soundtrack. The movie is What goes down in Joshua Ferris’ new short-story collection
part of the music so no 1. ‘The Pilot’
1. ‘The Valetudinarian’
2. ‘ Life In The Heart
one needs to sing ions
Ment Q
of G
Of The Dead’

Prostitution
hs
at
De

the non-singing musical in recent years. Whiplash, the 1. ‘The Pilot’


2014 Best Picture nominee from La La Land director
Damien Chazelle, was the quintessential non-singing
musical, and one that similarly had the music in its 1. ‘A Fair
Murderous

Price’
assaults

DNA, being about the trials of a jazz drummer (Miles


Teller) at a prestigious music school and his terrifyingly
overbearing instructor (JK Simmons). As we saw Teller
go through the rigours of practice, pid-pad-bopping
away, the camera swooped in and out of the orches-
tra, zooming in and around snare drums, floor toms and
crash cymbals. The film was not just about the music; Adultery
the music was an essential part of the cinematography. Criminal
damage
Traditionally, the musical has always been an awkward 1. ‘Ghost Town Choir’ 1. ‘A Night Out’
fit for film and in recent years have mostly been stage- 2. ‘More Abandon’ 2. ‘Fragments’
to-screen efforts (take your pick from Chicago, Mamma 3. ‘The Stepchild’
Photographs Allstar; Collection Christophel; Rex

Mia!, of which, in fairness, you could argue no one


actually sings either, or Les Miserables, in which they 2 The Dinner Party
By Joshua Ferris (Viking, £14.99)
never stop singing) that ramp up their awkwardness in
switching from talking to not – we know we’re cheesy! Out on 29 June Pages 256 Number of short stories Eleven
we know it’s weird! – rather than try to hide it. The author of the almost supernaturally prescient Then We Came
The classic in the genre of the non-singing musical To The End (published in 2007, he nailed the disintegration of
a Chicago ad agency in the fallout from the dotcom boom years
is Saturday Night Fever. Quite apart from the dance
just in time for the Great Recession) follows his Man Booker-
floor scenes, which speak for themselves, every frame shortlisted To Rise Again At A Decent Hour with a collection of
of it swings to the Bee Gees’ music: the opening scene short stories that spares little in its refraction of chiefly masculine
sets the tone, Travolta strutting down the street, each attributes by the cool light of contemporary norms. No wonder
leg to the beat, swinging paint can as metronome. As he thanks his agent and his wife for allowing him to summon
(if not embody) his characters’ worst traits... BP
in Baby Driver, the movie was part of the music.
Baby Driver is out on 28 June.

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FROM GQ! INTERACTIVE EDITIONS
Available to download from the App Store and Google Play
Grayson Perry: The Most Popular Art Exhibition Ever!
“Nothing pleases me more than meeting someone at one of my exhibitions from what museum

08 Jun people call a ‘nontraditional background,’” says Perry. Timed to coincide with the
Serpentine’s busy summer season, this exhibition of new works examines what kind of art people
want to see, why they visit galleries, and the relationship of traditional art to social media. SH
Serpentine Sackler Gallery, 8 June – 10 September. serpentinegalleries.org

POLITICS Second, the digital revolution has provided


fake news with the perfect vector, because the
web is indifferent to falsehood. In the conse-

You can’t handle quent cacophony, the flow of information is


increasingly dominated by peer-to-peer inter-

the post-truth...
action rather than the traditional media. We
consume what we already like and shy away
from the unfamiliar. This, it should be empha-
sised, is not a design flaw: the algorithms are
With once-trusted institutions failing in a digital age meant to connect us with the things we like, or
indifferent to falsehood, could parliament be an might like. They are fantastically responsive to
personal taste and fantastically blind to fakery.
unlikely source of the fightback against the web of lies? In their preliminary findings, Damian Collins
STORY BY Matthew d’Ancona and his committee have isolated four main
themes. First, responsibility: there is a need
NE OF the quirks of the UK for all in the information supply chain, from
political system is that, while tech giants to parents, to acknowledge

O incomplete legislation dies


once parliament is dissolved for
a general election, inquiries by
the problem and shoulder the burden.
Second, education: just as pupils are
taught how to understand printed
select committees do not. Which is especially texts, their critical faculties should be
welcome in one particular case: the investi- honed to meet the different challenges
gation by the Commons Culture, Media And of a digital feed. Third, sanctions: the
Sport Select Committee into fake news will flight of advertising from disreputable
continue when the House Of Commons recon- sites will be a key force. But Collins
venes and, in due course, deliver its report. and co are ready to countenance more
Why am I so exercised by this inquiry? For drastic measures, including a licensing
personal reasons – I have just published a regime that penalises offenders.
book on the post-truth phenomenon, of which This is difficult terrain. How much state reg-
fake news is such an integral part. In a much ulation of the web is too much? How do we
broader sense, however, it is a threat to the ensure any policing structure that comes into
very fabric of modern democracy. being remains absolutely apolitical? What is
If you think I exaggerate, consider the fol- certain, however, is that the tech giants will not
lowing: in December 2016, an Ipsos poll for Bad news travels fast take meaningful measures unless they fear the
BuzzFeed of more than 3,000 Americans found Among the most-read fake news stories consequences of inaction. It is no accident that,
75 per cent of those who saw fake news head- of 2016, repeatedly churned out across just as advertisers and governments are start-
lines judged them to be true. In one extreme social media, were the examples above. ing to rattle their sabres, Google, Snapchat,
If you think the phenomenon is confined
case, a phony report alleging that Hillary Clinton Facebook and Apple are declaring they are
to the US then think again. During the
was at the heart of a paedophile conspiracy con- EU referendum, a story claiming that
determined to crack down upon it.
vinced 28-year-old Edgar Maddison Welch from David Cameron had told a group of Asda Fourth: the select committee wants to see
Salisbury, North Carolina, to “self-investigate” shoppers in Southend he would ignore more reliable content and professional jour-
the ludicrous claims by firing an assault rifle in the result if the electorate voted to leave nalism. Who doesn’t? The task of reporting is
was viewed more than 400,000 times.
a Washington DC pizza parlour. not to appeal to readers’ feelings or to reinforce
As it has gained currency, the term “fake their prejudices, but to reveal the complexity,
news” has been used too loosely. President Why is the problem so prevalent? There are nuance and paradox of public life, to ferret
Trump has routinely accused his media critics many reasons, but two are fundamental. The out wrongdoing and, most important of all, to
of peddling “fake news” simply because he dis- first is that trust in traditional institutions has water the roots of democracy with a steady
likes their stories and analyses. But fake news collapsed – from the financial crash of 2008, supply of well-sourced news.
is not the same as mistaken reporting or lazy via the BBC Jimmy Savile scandal, to the par- But none of this will happen unless ordinary
journalism that requires correction. It is the liamentary expenses affair and the Leveson citizens demand it. Are we prepared to pay for
deliberate presentation of falsehood as fact. Inquiry. These institutions are meant to act as decent journalism? Are we ready to defy those
guard rails, guarantors of honesty. who trade in junk information, phony science,
Their serial failure has undermined the idea sensational memes? Do we want to be chal-
We consume what we that there are authoritative sources of factual lenged or soothed by the words and images on
already like and information. We look instead for emotional res- our screens? In the end, it is down to us. All
shy away from the onance, stories that feel right. This is what the
Leave campaign understood and its Remain
claims to the contrary are fake.
Post-Truth: The New War On Truth And How To
unfamiliar. This rivals – with their reams of statistics – did not. Fight Back by Matthew d’Ancona (Ebury Press,
is not a design flaw In the new context, emotion trumps fact. £6.99) is out now.

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to the finest timepieces
in the WIRED world

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The fast track


to wellness
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Forget the beach and the spa: an active holiday


will show you the path to true relaxation.
Grains of truth: GQ shows you how to climb, hike, ski and ride
The Arabian dunes
are the perfect your way to health and happiness
place to unwind in a
spirit of adventure STORY BY Bear Grylls

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BEAR GRYLLS: #26

Embrace
the spirit of
adventure
Taking your foot off the
pedal doesn’t mean staying
put. Re-energise with an
action holiday in one of
these intrepid locations

I’ve been so lucky to


travel to some of the Peak performance: Bear Grylls climbing in Abu Dhabi
most extreme, wonderful,
surprising places on
earth. Some of them have 2 For variety Academy. It’s also home to one of my
knocked the air from my The islands down by Abu Dhabi in the United favourite mountains – Ben Loyal, an amazing
lungs with their beauty. Arab Emirates are an incredible mixture of pinnacle of rock and heather. It was here that
Many of them I’d be happy luxury and culture: crystal-clear waters and I spent time training to climb Everest. More
never to set foot in again. I’m often asked huge stretches of white-sand beach, but also importantly, it was on the coast of Sutherland
which of all these different, varied locations ancient mosques, vibrant souks where you that I met my wife, Shara, before skinny-
I’d recommend for a holiday. I think back to can buy fresh fish from the local fisherman, dipping in the sea on New Year’s Day. When
some amazing moments, whether that be hills for hiking and shores littered with the Shara cool-headedly then accompanied me up
the summit of Everest, surveying the bleak hulls of old wooden dhows. There are the steep side of Ben Loyal, I had a suspicion
wonder of the Antarctic, trekking across more than 200 of these islands, offering I had met the girl of my dreams. I often
deserts and seeing life in all its fecundity in everything from escapism to comfort. return, and I love Sutherland for the people,
the heart of a steaming primary rainforest, You’ll never get bored. the terrain, even the weather. It’s one of the
and that’s what makes it a particularly hard only places in the world where the rain really
question. But the truth is that the parts of 3 For skiing does appear to fall straight up and there’s
the world that require you to live on your I love to ski, and the Alpine town of Verbier something about the unforgiving nature of
wits aren’t the most vacation-friendly! So is my go-to destination when I want to the elements there that I love.
these are my five favourite holiday locations. get on the slopes. It’s the main resort in
Les 4 Vallées, the largest skiing area in 5 For family
1 For hiking Switzerland. From the top of the resort, But of all the places I’ve been, our tiny island
The town of Wanaka, situated on Lake you can see as far as the Matterhorn – first off the coast of Wales is always going to be
Wanaka on New Zealand’s South Island, climbed by one of my heroes, the 19th- number one. It’s not glamorous. There’s no
has it all. I’ve spent a lot of time there and century Alpine explorer Edward Whymper mains electricity and we collect rainwater to
it’s one of the most beautiful places I’ve – and Mont Blanc. You can pretty much wash with. But time spent there with Shara Photographs Ben Simms; Alamy; Getty Images; Steve Neaves
ever been. If you want the natural world guarantee snow in Verbier and if you like and the boys is the most precious time
as your playground, Wanaka’s the place. your skiing on the challenging side, it’s the I have. We get away from it all, we unwind,
It has paragliding, jet-skiing, rafting, place to go. we have picnics, we climb, we swim and we
kayaking and mountain biking. The climate explore. Most of all, we simply enjoy our
here is perfect and if mountaineering and 4 For climbing days together. And for me, that’s what
hiking are your thing, Wanaka is a good Wanaka, Abu Dhabi and Verbier will all holidays are all about.
access point to the wonderfully satisfy your wanderlust. But, if holidays are
named Mount Aspiring about being with people you love in
National Park. You can the places you love, chances are
hike in the summer and you won’t have to travel far at all.
ski in the winter, when I know I don’t. The county of
you might also see the Sutherland, in the Scottish
Ahead of the pack:
Southern Lights. There Highlands, is as remote, rugged Get away from it all
are millions of reasons and wild as anywhere I’ve ever on a cycling holiday in
Wanaka, New Zealand;
to go and almost none been. It was the location of our (left) hiking in Wanaka
to leave. first ever Bear Grylls Survival

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PERSONAL TRAINING: #6

Preparation
Lock handles
together securely.
Grasp with your right
hand, palm facing in.
Lean back and walk
feet forward at
hip-distance apart Pull-up
so body is on the
diagonal. without
rotation
Right arm is extended
out in front of you, Maintain square hips
left arm is bent, and shoulders as
elbow drawn back you pull yourself
at shoulder height. forward, right elbow
close to side of your
body, left arm reaches
forward in opposition. This exercise is great in
Return to start that it challenges the body
position under control.
Repeat 5 times. unilaterally, plus adds
strength and endurance to
your core, arm, shoulder
and back muscles. Using the
TRX, the rotating single-
Pull-up with arm row is a combination
rotation of side plank, single-arm
Repeat sequence, this
time begin with your
row and torso rotation,
head looking over your Try 3 sets which translates into a
left shoulder and a little
rotation in the upper
of 15 reps lot of muscle mass being
each side.
body. Hips stay square. involved in every rep and
As you pull yourself
forward, head and torso
therefore more calorie burn
turn to face front. and greater metabolic boost.
Reverse movement Plus, the sequential nature
and return to start
position. Repeat of this movement requires
5 times. Pull-up with a strong mind-body
rotation and
open arm connection and good
Repeat the sequence,
coordination – you
this time begin on the will need to visualise the
diagonal with torso and
hips rotated to the left, movement as you perform
left arm straight, finger
tips reaching for the floor.
it to master it. Like all
As you pull yourself to TRX exercises, intensity is
vertical, left arm bends
bringing left hand to left
easily adjusted to suit any
shoulder, then reaches level just by changing body
forward in opposition as
right arm draws back. position. Jonathan Goodair
Reverse sequence and jonathangoodair.com
Shorts by Adidas, £35. return to start position
adidas.co.uk. Trainers under control. Repeat Suspension Trainer by
by Adidas, £90. At TRX, from £99.95.
Oice. oice.co.uk 5 times. trxtraining.co.uk

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Swing when
you’re winning
Golf’s world No1 Dustin Johnson on the wellbeing

Cup
wisdom that helps him keep his eyes on the prize

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DUSTIN JOHNSON is grinning. And why through the whole bag. If I haven’t warmed ti
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wouldn’t he be? Over the past few years the up, the first few shots don’t feel so good, hn 6
so 01
6ft 4in South Carolina native has been doing because I’m not loose.” nw
on t un e2
he US Ope n in J
life right, steaming up the ranks, never looking
down. After some time away from the sport Mind
in 2014 he returned renewed: in January The brain needs to be as fit as the body. too down. Emotion on the course could get in
2015 he fathered a child with his partner, the “They say golf is 90 per cent mental,” Johnson the way. It doesn’t bother me if I hit badly. I
model/singer Paulina Gretzky; in 2016 he says. “I try to simplify everything, to keep don’t get upset. I might get a little frustrated
won the US Open; then in February he was things fairly straightforward as far as routines once in a while, but that’s golf. I hit bad shots
crowned the world’s No1 golfer. GQ met him on are concerned. In the past I’ve worked with all the time. Why would I get mad for hitting
a course near his home in Palm Beach, Florida, sports psychologists, but I don’t now. It all a bad shot? It’s just a game!”
where he’s just been made an ambassador for depends on you and your personality. For me,
Hublot watches. Throughout our interview, the golf course is my comfort zone.” Spirit
the grin never fades. The secret to the 32- Staying balanced keeps you calm. “I try Family is vital to success. “When Paulina
year-old’s success, he explains, is multifaceted. to stay pretty level. I don’t get too excited or and I had our son, Tatum, that changed the
Here are some of his tips for the top. way I approach everything,” he says. “It gives
you a different perspective on things. Even if
Body Family tee: Dustin
Johnson celebrates I have a bad day on the golf course, when I
Discipline is key, especially in the  gym. with (inset) Paulina get off and I see Paulina and Tatum, it doesn’t
Gretzky and their
“I train hard. I’ve always been fairly fit, but son Tatum matter what happened on the course – I’ve
I was sporadic with my workouts,” already forgotten about it.”
says Johnson. “I’d work out for a Taking time out can also be crucial to victory.
couple of months and then I might “Getting away from golf for a few days is impor-
take a month off. All of last year tant,” he says. “Just to reset everything, to let
and this year I’ve focused on your mind recharge, clear your head of every-
training and I’ve been routine about it. thing. I like to fish and I also like to scuba dive:

Photographs Getty Images; Roger Stillman


I’m usually in the gym for an hour and when you’re under the water, it’s a different
a half. Plus I do weights and cardio. I world, and you’re completely out of
also cycle a lot, both in the gym and on your element. And I love to ski.
the street.” Being on a mountain in the snow,
Golf warm-ups on the course it’s really peaceful and quiet,
are essential. “If we tee off at just you and the mountain.
7am I’ll get up at 4am. I’ll get And that’s like golf – when
ready, go to the gym. Then I’ll head I’m playing, it’s just me and
to the course, eat, go to the range and start the course.” Alex Godfrey
warming up an hour and 15 minutes before Dustin Johnson is a brand ambassador
my tee time. Chip and putt, hit balls, go for Hublot. hublot.com

Rise and shine different people’s demands. But if we start every day knowing
what we need to achieve, we have a better chance of reaching
WELLNESS

our goals. Spend the first ten minutes after waking sitting quietly,
In his new book, Irresistible: The Rise Of Addictive away from digital devices – ideally outside, but as long as you
Technology And The Business Of Keeping Us Hooked find a space that is peaceful and connecting, you are good to go.
(Bodley Head, £18.99), New York University professor Adam Ponder your number-one priority for the day; the big thing
Alter tells us that “Seventy per cent of oice emails are that, once achieved, will create a larger impact than anything
read within six seconds of receiving them.” If your sole aim else on your to-do list. Once you are clear on what your big
is to stay on top of your inbox then life is peachy. However, thing is, make it the first thing you do. If your diary won’t allow
those of us with a bigger game to play must detach such focus, carve out some time later and protect it above all
ourselves from the addictive technology dopamine hit. else. By making technology our slave, not the other way around,
Most of my clients start their day by checking emails: we make sure that every day counts. Chris Baréz-Brown
their minds immediately wandering into a cacophony of uppingyourelvis.com

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CAREER

It’s been
emotional:
How to
up your
interview
game
The expert team at
Rehearse It! have
combined science
with the performing
arts to help even the
most shrinking
violet land a dream
job. Their secrets,
your success...

IT’S 11AM on a Friday and in a regal interview hurdles, the people Before setting up the company last
room in London’s Theatre Royal, here can help. At one-day group year, Roberts spent two decades at an
Drury Lane, I’m having a fake job workshops, you’ll be given a primer executive search firm, where he was
interview with a fake job interviewer. in the behavioural science that a senior partner. There, he saw many
Again and again. A film director is underlies what they teach, then board candidates “totally screw up
observing me, telling me after each undertake practical rehearsals that their interviews”. Feedback would be
dry run what I’m doing wrong. I’ve deconstruct the interview process and that these candidates were hopeless;
usually made, based on
The number of minutes

been asked to pretend this room is help you to become a shining star. he knew that they were not. Intrigued,
deep-rooted instincts

a lobby where I’ve just met my fake “Our performance is way more he began to research why it was
in which a decision is

interviewer and we’re walking important than the content of what happening, and began thinking
towards a nonexistent interview we’re saying,” says Rehearse It!’s about what he could do to help.
room. I’ve been told to make small erudite founder, Robin Roberts. Back in my fake job interview,
talk and as I ask my fake potential “A powerful actor can say some lame I’ve made it to the fake office. My
employer about the statues in front things and come across as being a interviewer, sitting opposite me, asks
of us she improvises back, reeling off man of great gravitas and insight. about my journey in. I was genuinely
some false history, gesticulating. Another guy can say clever things, late thanks to a slew of delayed
“OK, stop,” says the director. “That but say them in a rubbish way and trains. She tells me she rather likes
was good, but you weren’t mirroring be judged as not knowing much.” train delays as it gives her more time
enough. Let’s try it again and be more He speaks proudly of a 25-year-old to sit and think before getting to
overt with your arm movements.” We client who was failing in his quest to work. I disagree (the delay had
go again and I swing my arms around become an asset manager because made me rather grumpy), but after
in line with my interviewer’s as she he found the interviews too stressful. cutting us off, the director tells me I
Photographs iStock Illustration Magoz

talks. I feel ridiculous, but the director After being put through his paces at shouldn’t have. Negative grumbling
is happy. This, apparently, will help Rehearse It!, he landed a corker. isn’t going to do me any favours, he
me get a job.
This is the mission at Rehearse It!
(their exclamation mark): getting
people hired. Since the company
launched in March 2016, it says it has Sitting in the interview
Don’t: Lean forward.
had 96 per cent success. It won’t get This means you’re nervous.
Joe Schmo into Nasa, but if you’re Do: Sit up straight –
qualified and keep crashing down at relaxed but attentive.

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First impressions: “You don’t have to do too much for too long to have a positive impact,”
says Rehearse It!’s Robin Roberts. “First impressions really do count”

can deploy things and nudge an Standing in attendee, the first as he started the
interviewer in our favour. Say reception day, the second at the end, after his
When shaking there’s a hiring manager – let’s Don’t: Project
training. The former video shows the
hands swagger. Your
Don’t: Dominate call her Sarah – and recognise that masculinity really suited man behaving perfectly
– certainly because Sarah is human, she cannot is not that naturally and normally – no great
don’t press your impressive.
hand flat on
avoid extrapolating a huge amount Do: Project disaster. The second, though, puts it
top of theirs. of information from hands. She positivity and in perspective – now, his confidence
confidence.
Do: Shake firmly is human because of that. For her shines, his small talk is charming,
and friendly.
species, hands are the most important Sitting in his presentation as he reels off his
says – I need to find some positive tool. She’s also a member of the reception achievements clear and digestible.
agreement to start forming that bond. ultimate social species. And so for Don’t: Slouch “The military have done huge
with your legs
We go again. her it is life and death to choose spread. It suggests studies into this,” Roberts explains
“I’m a zoologist by training,” a member of her team who is useful arrogance. to me later. “They use shock of
Do: Sit upright,
explains Roberts of Rehearse It!’s and competent. Hands have nothing with a level gaze.
capture to train airmen how to deal
behavioural science. At the workshop to do with the complex job you’re It shows you’re with being captured. It’s this massive
I attend, there’s much talk of research going for, but it’s well proven that, interested. physiological thing: we go small, blood
gathered from university psychology albeit in a subconscious way, she will Your personal
pressure rises, digestion stops and we
departments. “I’m really interested extrapolate a lot of good things about information begin to lose the ability to think,
in the science in animal behaviour,” you if you show her your hands. So if Don’t: Assume because we are in genuine physical
that they’ve read
continues Roberts. “So I did a you want the job, don’t sit on your all of your CV.
jeopardy. And the same physiological
deep-dive literature review of the hands. Show them to her!” Do: Ofer to effects happen when we’re in a job
research about it, about how people This body language, says Roberts, give a concise interview, but in a milder way. We’re
rundown of your
come to judgements about other is vital. In my fake job interview, CV, presented obviously not in physical jeopardy –
people. Influencing behaviour. And I’m told to relax more into my chair in digestible the jeopardy is that we will get a no
chunks.
then I realised, of course, we are – don’t slouch, but don’t lean forward and that causes us stress because it
homo sapiens, we are animals. We nervously, which I wasn’t aware What to do with will have a negative impact on our
I was doing. The man giving me these your thumbs professional future.”
suggestions is Adam Batchelor, a Don’t: Hide or It can certainly seem like life or
Performance anxiety: young film director hired by Rehearse
clasp your thumbs
in your palms – it death, sometimes. “Exactly. I don’t
Nervous body It! to train enrollees. After collating makes you look
nervous.
claim that a client pitch meeting is
language can reflect his research for Rehearse It!, Roberts Do: Keep your
the equivalent of being kidnapped.
had “a great epiphany” to headhunt But the same physiological effects
badly on you during and form a team of performing arts
thumbs visible –
this denotes are happening and it’s the way we
an interview specialists to work with his science
confidence.
respond that causes our counterpart
and help to polish performances. What to do with to choose someone else.”
are a highly social species and we “I told them, ‘All we’re going to do your hands I began my day at Rehearse It!
Don’t: Rub your
respond in a very predictable way to is teach what the science says works. face during an
feeling relatively confident, perfectly
certain behaviours in front of us.” It’s not a drama class,’” he says. interview. It capable of handling myself in
This information is presented to us “And that was genius, because the shows you’re the right job interview. And while
stressed.
at the workshop, where we’re told combination of the science and the Do: Keep your I did feel like a bit of a donkey
how crucial first impressions are. performing arts has given us such a hands on the with the physical mirroring and the
desk – it helps
Research from Princeton in 2006 high success rate.” Batchelor is one the interviewer sycophantic small talk, I left a few
found that people judge us on our of a handful of teachers, which also to engage. hours later with extra skills and
looks in one tenth of a second. In half includes casting directors Michele reminders of how important it is to
Walking to the
a second, they’ve judged us on our Leach and Janey Fothergill, and interview room
carry yourself; how subtle, seemingly
looks and voice together. After 15 actor Felicity Montagu, aka Alan Don’t: Walk in unimportant demeanours and
minutes in our company, major Partridge’s long-suffering assistant, silence – their gestures can make a world of
judgement has
decisions are made. These are Lynn, who can’t join us today, already begun. difference. Alex Godfrey
deep-rooted instincts, says Roberts. presumably stuck in a traffic jam Do: Make small Rehearse It! workshops take place in
Frankly, it is a bit depressing. You’d on the Chiswick Roundabout. talk – make it Oxfordshire and Manchester and cost
comfortable for
hope powerful people in the position The first thing the Rehearse It! team your interviewer. from £800. For more information,
of hiring potentially powerful people do with recruits is give us our own visit rehearseit.co.uk
would know better than to succumb starring role. Their version of “shock
to such primal reflexes. Surely of capture” has them videoing us
Roberts finds these statistics going through all the motions of a job Ending well: Don’t check your
dispiriting? interview, from sitting in reception, phone when the interview’s
“Well, yes and no,” he laughs. to walking to the room, doing the
“I’m not suggesting for a minute that interview, then leaving. We’re shown
over, keep the bonding
anyone makes a hiring decision in a one they made earlier: before and process going. It’s not over
tenth of a second. But I am saying we after videos of a Rehearse It! until you’re out of sight
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COMMENT

IS IT from Adele? It’s from Adele, right?


You used to be together years ago Beware the Twitter message
and then you weren’t, and now she’s
popped into your messages with some- that rekindles old flames
thing short (“Hello. It’s me”) and you’re
wondering whether you can get away Should you reply to an ex-girlfriend’s DM? Whether she’s the great
with ignoring her or whether that will lost love of your life or a past mistake you’re tempted to remake,
mean she writes a massive, platinum-
selling album about what a bastard you whatever your response you’re walking into trouble
were. Again. To which I can only say,
this is a fair concern. Also, yes. You
should reply to Adele. “Ugh,” she will then think. “What has month and I didn’t want to come back
If it isn’t Adele, then there are two he become? I only said hello.” Then she and have an argument.”
factors to consider. will tell people about this, and word If you’re single, all of this is easier. If
First, are you single? Second, what will get around, and your name will she’s a bitch who broke your heart, I’d
sort of ex are we talking here, anyway? be dirt. Which will feel terribly unfair. recommend leaving her hanging. The lure
They can run the gamut from homely, Especially as it is probably true. of the grudge f*** may present itself, but
quite boring people with whom you Worse still, word might eventually you’re better than that. She’ll only turn
collided when you were young merely reach your current other half and she out to be all broken and needy now and
because they’d have you, all the way might think the same thing. This will be it will be depressing. And, if she isn’t,
to those hair-flicking, jagged shards of even more unfair, because she’d think and you couldn’t handle her back then,
sexual energy who drove their stilettoed that if you had replied, too. You can also don’t assume the fact you’ve earned a
heels into your heart before bedding go wrong, in this respect, by a) telling few quid and bought quite a nice car will
at least four of your friends. Perhaps a your current partner about any contact make all the difference. Any other form
soulmate, perhaps just an available flat- of ex, though, is definitely worth a shot.
mate. Perhaps they were less flame and
more kindling, with sparks of promise
If she broke your heart, leave The homely girl might have got a tattoo;
the party girl might have a PhD.
that never quite caught. Or perhaps you her hanging. Don’t assume the The one who got away might be eve-
just never knew them sober. fact you’ve since earned a few rything you’ve been missing ever since,
Do understand that a refusal to quid will make a difference or a damn lucky escape. You might
engage with an ex arriving in your learn something. We have all of us for-
inbox is, in itself, a form of engage- immediately, b) never telling her about it gotten, at least in part, the people we
ment. They will know you have seen or c) telling her about it at any other time. used to be.
the message. (Everybody has always Or, to put that another way, everything Still, if you were single you prob-
seen the message.) At best, they will you can possibly do here will be wrong. ably wouldn’t be asking, would you?
merely think you rude. Equally possi- Sorry. So let’s assume you aren’t. Ultimately,
bly, though, they think you don’t want However, the outcome you definitely do you fancy this person? More impor-
to sleep with them, which sounds fine want to avoid, I think, is the one where tantly, will your partner think you
but isn’t, because that will entail them you do reply, and chat on and off for fancy this person? Is it all, in the
also thinking you’ve thought about it, weeks, and arrange to meet up for a end, going to be worth the bother?
Illustration Antony Hare

which makes you a sleazy bastard. drink, and only then tell your current If it all feels safe, go for it, and if it
Or they might even come away con- partner about it, with your only – albeit doesn’t, don’t. You’ll know. Though
cluding that you actually really, really entirely true – excuse for previous also know, full well, that you still might
do want to sleep with them, but are silence being, “I got the first message get into trouble anyway. Especially
consciously avoiding them because you when I checked my phone in the loo if it’s Adele.
fear this might get you into trouble. that time we went out for dinner last Hugo Rifkind is a writer for the Times.

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Blue heaven:
The Panorama Junior
Suite Sea View at Sani
Dunes, Greece

All grown up
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LAST MAN STANDING

Tony
PARSONS
Stand up and be counted
Voting is a privilege and must never be taken for granted, even when you have no
love for the names on the ballot. Having a stake in democracy is what makes us free...

D
 
uring the general election cam- anti-government vote out. But what he truly A large part of the human race dreams of the
paigns of my childhood, my believed in were fair and free elections by com- right to a vote they are denied. To be born in
father would always make me peting political parties. The democratic system a country where you get to vote in free elec-
tramp the streets leafleting on was everything to him. tions is to win the lottery of life. Even if – like
behalf of the Liberals. And so to my father, voting was sacred. my father – you live and die ruled by politi-
They never came close to winning one of cians you despise, just having that stake in the
those general elections but victory, or even There is a more modern school of thought democratic process means you are a free man.
the possibility of victory, was not the point of that will tell you that voting is pointless, and So you should do more than appreciate your
those dreary hours on the stump. And it hardly the system is rigged, and your little vote is right to vote. And you should do more than
mattered that my father was only a Liberal by ultimately meaningless, a drop in an ocean. exercise your right to vote. You should cherish,
default because he so heartily hated the Tories This view does more than take democracy relish, love it – you should see voting as the
and Labour – “The Tories are for big business for granted – it takes democracy as a given, distinguishing characteristic of a free society.
and Labour are for the trade as though elections are as And you should consider voting to be the
unions and neither of them inevitable as the sun coming most important thing that a man can ever do.
are for me,” he would tell me You either have up. And of course that is
the vote, or you


as we marched up another not true. ome have seen a refusal to vote as
dismal garden path. Would they fashionably a rejection of a corrupt system.
What counted with my dad have someone’s sneer at voting in nations “No, I don’t vote,” the comedian
was playing his part in the such as Syria, North Korea, Russell Brand told Newsnight’s
democratic process. What jackboot on Sudan, Zimbabwe or the Jeremy Paxman in 2013. “It is not
my father cared about was
having his say in the way his
your throat many other authoritarian
regimes across the planet?
that I am not voting out of apathy. I am not
voting out of absolute indifference and wea-
country was run. What was important to my Probably not. You either have the vote or you riness and exhaustion from the lies, treachery
old man was voting. have someone’s jackboot on your throat. And and deceit of the political class that has been
Democracy was real to my father. Freedom when the voting stops, the slaughter starts. going on for generations. I don’t think it works.”
was not an abstract concept to him. It was why The Democracy Index is compiled by the The trouble with this attitude is that if you
he had once put on a uniform and killed other Economist Intelligence Unit and monitors the abstain from voting, you leave the future to
men, and watched his friends die, and why his state of democracy across the globe. The most other people – the ones who care enough to
entire upper torso was a tangled mess of scar recent figures for 2016, record that just 4.5 vote. Meanwhile, you are destined to become an
Illustration Sam Kerr

tissue from a German grenade. per cent of the world’s population live in full irascible Twitter bore, raving on about “a social-
Nothing in my father’s life encouraged him to democracies. The lack of democracy is worst ist, egalitarian system based on the massive
take voting for granted. Because he despised in the Middle East and Africa, where the situ- redistribution of wealth” before you weary of
the established parties with a passion, he ation is miserably unchanging over the course revolutionary rhetoric and move out to Henley-
was happy to campaign endlessly to get the of the years. On-Thames. You become Russell Brand.

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And in the end, even Russell Brand got nihilism that doesn’t believe in voting looked – a blindingly simple process if you go to gov.
tired of being Russell Brand. One look into Ed about as modern as a record store. uk/register-to-vote – and then they find five
Miliband’s big, cow-like eyes, and the come- For the EU referendum was the biggest minutes in their day to go to the polling station
dian was urging all the hip cats to vote Labour. vote in British history, with a massive 72.2 and pick up that stubby little pencil on a little
“You’ve got to vote Labour, you’ve got to get per cent turn-out with 17,410,742 (51.9 per string in a booth with the dimensions and the
the Conservative Party out of government in cent) voting to leave and 16,141,241 (48.1 per still calm of a confessional. And men should
this country so that we can begin community- cent) voting to remain. Even the losing side in vote even when they have no particular affec-
led activism, so that we can be heard the EU referendum got more votes than the tion or expectations for the name next to the
continually on housing, on poverty, inequality, two biggest popular vote election victories of box they mark with an “X”. And they should
on working,” Brand cried. recent history – John Major with 14 million (42 vote even when there is no chance of winning.
It is easy to mock Brand for turning his back per cent) in 1992, and Tony Blair with 13.5m And they should vote because not bothering to
on voter disengagement only to pick a loser, (43 per cent) in 1997. vote reveals a kind of moral lethargy, an unfor-
but he deserves credit for seeing through the Passions ran high and run high still. And givable passivity and an adolescent nihilism.
greatest lie in politics – that they are all the can anyone seriously doubt that every vote These past few years have seen votes of epic
same. They were not the same when Brand cast meant something? Whatever the cost, significance – the Scottish referendum, the 2015
was staring into Miliband’s eyes. And they are chaos and pain, the UK will certainly be general election, last year’s EU referendum and
never the same. leaving the European Union just as a vote now the general election of 8 June. They were
I always liked Ed Miliband and I always to remain would have locked us into the all votes with the power to change the course
thought David Cameron was a second-rate EU for another few generations. The future of nations and to impact on millions of lives.
man with a first-class education. And yet direction of the UK – and How could you not want
I voted for Cameron twice because I believed possibly Europe itself – your say? And wherever you
that Labour would destroy the economy and was decided in the polling Men died so you are on the political spectrum,
ravage my wallet. That general election was
a choice between incompetence (Miliband) and
booths of summer.
I donated money to the could throw out how could you not want
your voice to be heard? Only
mediocrity (Cameron). There is always a choice
to be made. If you do not vote, the choice will
Leave campaign. I wrote,
spoke and fought for it. But
your masters choosing to abstain from
democracy changes nothing.
be made without your participation. by far the most important – not so you Only not voting is a mean-
And it is not a mark of shame to vote without thing I did was vote for it. ingless gesture.
your blood boiling with passion. Enthusiastic More than 17.4m people could whine In this lucky land where
voters – for Tony Blair in 1997, for Nick Clegg
in 2010, for Donald Trump in 2016 – always
ignored the advice of polit-
ical giants like Christine
on Twitter peace and prosperity are all
we have ever known, it is
end up bitterly disappointed in the candidate Lagarde of the IMF and Bob Geldof of The understandable that we take voting for granted.
who was going to change their world. Passion Boomtown Rats mostly because Remain never But democracy is not the natural state of
has its place in the polling booth. But some- really addressed the democracy deficit that is human affairs. Our right to throw out our
times in the grown-up world, you cast your at the heart of the EU project. elected representatives has been hard-earned
vote for the lesser of two evils. This country has not been successfully by the generations who came before us. Men
The case against voting is that it changes invaded for almost 1,000 years. The freedom did not give their lives so we could whine on
nothing. But this makes the infantile assumption to kick out our masters is deep in our DNA. Twitter. They died so that we could throw out
that your vote should have the ability to change That is why the likes of Jean-Claude Juncker, our masters if they displeased us. Voting is
everything. Voting is your personal share of Donald Tusk and all the other Brussels big shots a privilege, blessing, duty and joy. Your right
freedom. Voting is your stake in democracy. are so unloved in this country. That is why they to vote is priceless. You should crawl across
Voting is a mark of maturity and an acceptance had to go. Because we never voted for them. broken glass to cast one.
that this world is unlikely to be remade to your The stakes have never been higher than in this
satisfaction. You have, in the end, just one vote. he rural corner of Essex where my year’s general election. The 17.4m who voted to
But it is not an insignificant thing. Democracy is
not the perfect system, but it is infinitely better
than any other system invented.
Look at Bashar al-Assad’s Syria. Look at
Saddam’s Iraq, Gaddafi’s Libya, look at most
of the nations in the Middle East for most of
their wretched history. History tells us that
T
  father and I tramped the streets is
a bellwether constituency. Since its
creation, it has always elected an
MP from the party that went on to
win the general election, from that of Margaret
Thatcher’s in the Eighties to Blair’s in the Nineties
to Cameron’s in the new century. It was par-
leave the European Union will see it as the final
push to make Brexit a reality. The 16.1m who
voted Remain have a last chance to turn back
the Brexit tide. The Labour Party is poised on
the edge of oblivion. After the chinless chumoc-
racy of Cameron and George Osborne, Theresa
May has the chance to reshape the Tories as the
countries where the people do not have the ticularly arid ground to campaign on behalf of natural party of government for generations.
power to dissolve the government are always a party with no chance. Yet still my father did How can any sentient human being claim that
run by governments who have the power to it, with me in reluctant tow, because he would their vote does not matter?
dissolve the people. have considered not taking part in the demo- History is in the balance. When you cast
cratic process – and not voting simply because your vote, you place your weight on the scales.
The notion that voting doesn’t matter was he hated the two main parties – to be unmanly. The polling stations open at 7am on Thursday
quietly buried on Thursday 23 June 2016. Real men vote, believed my old man. 8 June. And the future will be determined by
After that date with destiny, the school of cool They make sure they are registered to vote the people who show up.

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There’s so much noise about wellbeing these is a culinary nirvana. Its gastronomic bastion
days, it’s easy to forget how simple it should though is Isla De Lobos, an exclusive
be. Apps, gadgets, seminars, webinars and gourmet experience that picks the island’s
mindfulness colouring books all compete to finest raw materials, and works with local
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PRINCE WILLIAM

AC: So what’s a nice future king like


you doing with an old leftie republican
like me?
PW: That’s a very good question Alastair
[laughs]. To be honest, I really don’t care
where people come from, I like meeting
and talking to people from all backgrounds.
And this is a good opportunity to talk about
something that is very close to your heart,
and very close to mine.
AC: And why is mental health so close
to yours?
PW: Practically everything in my charitable
Born in the same year as the Queen, 1926, and given the same Christian life, in the end, is to do with mental health,
name, Elizabeth, my mother “Betty” was a fervent monarchist; indeed one whether it be homelessness, veterans’
of my earliest political memories is of the row provoked when, about half welfare, my wife and the work she is doing
a century ago, I refused to listen to the Queen’s Christmas Day message. She on addiction; so much of what we do comes
and I also used to argue about Prince William’s parents as the disintegration back to mental health. Also, if I think about
of their marriage provoked a bitter propaganda war between them and their my current job as a helicopter pilot with the
supporters. Once I got to know Princess Diana, in a series of extraordinary air ambulance service in East Anglia, my first
meetings (see my diaries, volume one) before Labour won power in 1997, job there was a suicide and it really affected
despite the nasty columns I used to write about her as a journalist, I became me. I have been to a number of suicides, self
something of a fan. I was smitten indeed, and so took her side in the Charles- harms, overdoses.
Diana rows taking place in homes up and down the country. My mother was AC: In what way did it affect you?
more for Charles, seeing as how he was going to be the next king. PW: Not just the person who lost their life,
It is not a conversion from republicanism that has sparked this meeting with but the people they leave behind. One of the
the Prince – though “President Trump” would challenge anyone’s faith in an stats I was given was that, just in the area
elected head of state – but a common cause, namely the desire to eradicate we cover in the east of England – my base is
the stigma and taboo surrounding mental illness. Prince William, his wife in Cambridge – there are five attempted
Catherine and his brother Harry, have chosen mental health as their main suicides every day. Yet suicide is still not
cause, and their Heads Together campaign has been successfully promoting talked about. So people have the pain of loss,
the importance of being as open about our mental health as we are about but also the stigma and taboo means they
our physical health. When they started off down this path, the republican are sometimes ashamed even to talk about
in me was annoyed they could get so much traction for anything they did; how a lover, a partner, a brother, a sister,
but the Time To Change mental health campaigner was overjoyed. a best friend, how they died. That stat –
They have overseen the making of a series of short films showing the five attempted suicides in the East Anglia
importance of talking about mental health problems rather than bottling region alone – it blew my mind, I thought,
them up. To my surprise, I was asked to take part in a film, talking with my “Oh my God, this is such a big issue.”
partner Fiona about how my mental health troubles impact on us. Then, even AC: I am a patron of the Maytree suicide
more surprisingly, given how few extended interviews he gives, he agreed sanctuary in north London, and you and
to be interviewed for GQ. I had met him a few times, on the British and Irish your wife made a private visit there.
Lions rugby tour of New Zealand in 2005, for example, and more recently What impact did that have?
at a dinner where I asked him whether he would follow the lead of his PW: The thing that made an impression
grandmother when he became king, by never giving an interview as monarch. on me, it wasn’t just the feelings of the
Here, I was keen to test two things in particular. One was whether people, the pain they were going through
his commitment to this cause was real and whether he had a proper and the care for them, it was that this is
understanding of the issues. You can make up your own mind on that, but the only place of its kind in the UK. It may
after an hour and a half at the palace, mine was made up in his favour. be the only one in the whole of Europe,
Secondly, I wanted to see how close to the public persona the more private and I thought, this is terrifying, it really is,
man in his own habitat might be. Would he speak with the same stilted style there should be more places like this, where
that seems to characterise his public speaking? He didn’t. Would he have a people can go when they’re desperate. I
sense of humour? He did. Would he stand on ceremony? He didn’t. Was there have spoken to suicide groups and having
any real passion behind the shy exterior? There was. Indeed, were she still been through personal grief myself, I had an
here, I would have called my mum and told her, “Good news – I liked him.” inkling of what to expect, but it was all so
What son doesn’t miss his mother when she’s gone? As you shall see, almost raw. When someone does end their own life,
20 years on from that car crash in Paris, Prince William clearly misses Princess [there are] so many questions, people feeling
Diana intensely, saying it is only now he feels able properly to talk about her guilty, why didn’t we see it, why didn’t we
death, the extraordinary week that followed it, and the enormous impact it had do more, and all surrounded by this massive
on him and his brother. He doesn’t believe she had mental health problems, taboo. I found it eye opening, so revealing as
and nor does he think that he does. But the trauma he suffered losing her so to what goes on in people’s minds.
young, and in such awful circumstances, partly explains why he is determined AC: When you land in your air ambulance
to get the nation talking more about our emotions, not least because, in life and you get out, what on earth do they
and death, his mother changed the way we express them. say when they see you?

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PW: We are only likely to be there if people organise private meetings, get experts in one stigma, for goodness sake, this is the 21st
are in deep trauma or unconscious. room who might otherwise not always meet, century. I’ve been really shocked how many
AC: But the other people there? they tend not to refuse an invitation, and we people live in fear and in silence because of
PW: We are often the first on the scene. Also, can thrash things out. mental illness. I just don’t understand it. I
I do hang back a little. We land, we secure AC: Is it very much Harry on veterans, know I come across as quite reserved and shy,
the scene, I will be sorting the comms for Kate on addiction and young women, I don’t always have my emotions brewing,
the next flight, and then I might be running you on men in general? but behind closed doors I think about the
around helping with equipment and so on. PW: A little bit. Harry has the Invictus issues, I get very passionate about things.
AC: Nobody ever has to explain, say, Games and focuses a lot on veterans. But we I rely on people around me for opinions,
“Sorry, don’t worry about him”? are not stuck in our boxes. We are all three and I am a great believer in communication
PW: Most people seem to guess, but I do of us trying to understand the tentacles of on these issues. I cannot understand how
keep as far back as I can and let the team mental health, which go everywhere. I do families, even behind closed doors, still find it
do what they have to do. I maybe carry the think if you are focused about general aims so hard to talk about it. I am shocked we are
stretcher, carry the kit, sort the comms for you can have a much greater impact. So we so worried about saying anything about the
the next leg. It is all very fast paced. do try to stay focused, not splurge around. true feelings we have. Because mental illness
AC: Why do the three of you work AC: Are you in the mental health space is inside our heads, invisible, it means others
together on Heads Together? for the long haul? tread so carefully, and people don’t know
PW: It is a bit of an experiment really. The PW: Medium to long term, definitely. What what to say, whereas if you have a broken leg
Royal Family has not normally done this, we would love to do is smash the taboo. in plaster, everyone knows what to say.
three members of the family pulling Getting the London Marathon as the AC: This is my vested interest speaking
together to focus on one thing. Normally mental health marathon, that was a big here, but what with the marathon and the
things are quite disjointed, we follow our thing, and I hope we are reaching a tipping other things, do you think you might stay
own interests and see where it goes, but we point. But it is a bit like wading through in this mental health space for good?
thought, well, if we tied it together and had treacle. It is tough. We are now looking at PW: We want to see what impact we
a focused approach, how would that work? a legacy programme. We are not going to can have.
We wanted to see the impact we could have. rush, and the mental health sector has to AC: You are making an impact now.
AC: You must get bombarded with believe in what we might propose, so we are PW: I feel we’re going in the right direction,
approaches and requests? How do you getting expert opinion and then we will pick but not making as much impact as we would
decide what causes and events to support? and choose and decide what we do. like. You know what it is like, you want to get
Do you try to be strategic about it? AC: Why don’t you do the London there, grapple with all the issues, get there
PW: Focused rather than strategic, I would Marathon yourself? quickly, make the change that is needed.
say. When I settle on something, I want to PW: I would love to, but from the policing AC: But in your position, can you do that?
dig deep, I want to understand what I am point of view, they tested it and they were PW: You can, but you have to do it
involved in, I want to understand the like, “What?” I am keen to do a marathon carefully. Maybe we do make change but the
complexities of all the issues and, above all, but it won’t be London. way we do it is slower. We get the benefits
I want to make an impact. AC: What about getting a treadmill in of more publicity for the things we do.
AC: Do you not get frustrated, though? here and doing it while everyone else is AC: I do remember when your father’s
Of course, there are advantages to your pounding the streets? letters used to come into Number Ten.
position but there are limitations too, PW: It would be so boring. Will you go down that route, with his
because you cannot stray into politics. So AC: Be great television. very frank letters to ministers?
you can’t do what I do and bang the drum PW: I think I would have mental health issues PW: [Laughs.] Could you read them?
for more resources and more action from if I was just staring at that wall. I do want to do AC: It wasn’t the handwriting that was
government. Is that not really frustrating? it though – and the training. In the military the problem.
PW: It can be frustrating at times. I watch we did plenty of similar things to marathons, PW: I have written to ministers but purely
the political world, I am interested in it, at like yomping over the Brecon Beacons with a to point them towards people I think they
times I feel there are things going on I could ton of kit on your back. I am just pleased we should see. So a charity might ask me if I can
really help with, but you have to understand got London as the mental health marathon. help with someone and I can help get them
where you sit and what the limits are; and AC: Do you have specific goals and access to the people in government.
with regard to what we do in our charity outcomes for the campaign? AC: So you don’t lobby but you introduce?
work, I like to think you can do just as much PW: Smashing the taboo is our biggest aim. PW: There are issues I am interested in and
good but in a different direction. We can’t go anywhere much until that’s done. I am happy to connect people to ministers.
AC: It’s great you guys are getting People can’t access services till they feel less AC: But you’re perhaps not as robust as
involved in mental health. Generally, my ashamed, so we must tackle the taboo, the your father?
worry, though, is there is a danger that
making improvements on stigma and
taboos is seen as a substitute for services,
not an accompaniment. Presumably you
saying something like that goes beyond
acceptable limits?
PW: No, not at all. I can say that. If I attack
government policy, no, I can’t, but I can
certainly make that kind of point. What we
can do is convene, bring people together,

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a lot of noise, a lot of crying, a lot of


wailing, people were throwing stuff,
people were fainting.
AC: As you were walking?
PW: Yes. It was a very unusual experience.
It was something I don’t think anyone could
have predicted. Looking back, the outpouring
of grief and emotion was very touching but
it was very odd to be in that situation.
AC: When you were up at Balmoral
PW: My father has always come at this from closed doors, in normal everyday life, we through the week, were you conscious of
a depth of knowledge and a desire to help. have to be more open and upfront with our how big it all was down here in London?
He only gets involved in anything when he feelings and emotions. Mental health in the PW: No, not at all. All I cared about was that
has those two things: knowledge matched to workplace is a huge issue, and a sensitive I had lost my mum.
a desire to help. He genuinely cares. We can area, and leadership is important here. When AC: So you were protected from
argue till the cows come home about whether you see people in high-powered jobs in the everything happening on the Mall?
what he says is right or wrong, but he lives City and big corporations who got there PW: Yes. I was 15, Harry almost 13, and
this stuff every day, goes into minute detail, despite their mental health problems, that is the overwhelming thing was we had lost
wants to help inform opinion and provide a huge success story and it shouldn’t be seen our mother.
knowledge. I would love to know what the as anything else. AC: So when you came back, and you saw
public really think, whether they feel shocked AC: Or maybe people get there because of how big the reaction was?
or pleased he gets involved. He has done this their mental health problems too. PW: I didn’t take it in. I still didn’t realise
for a long, long time, and I think he has used PW: Absolutely. what was going on, really.
his role really well to raise a lot of questions AC: I feel I owe mine quite a lot. AC: Did you grieve?
that people need to ask. PW: Absolutely, but what is really PW: That is a very good question. [Pause.]
AC: So what might this mental health important here is that we are normalising Probably not properly. I was in a state of
legacy be? mental health, so if a CEO comes out and shock for many years.
PW: One idea is getting mental health first says, “I went through this, I got through AC: Years?
aiders in schools. Teachers are under such these dark times,” that is amazing, PW: Yes, absolutely. People might find that
pressure, they face so many challenges every it normalises, it has an impact then in that weird, or think of shock as something that
day. They cannot be expected to be mental organisation and beyond. But without that is there, it hits you, then in an hour or two,
health counsellors as well, so we thought kind of thing, people tend to make excuses, maybe a day or two, you are over it. Not
there must be a way of having mental health avoid talking about issues that may be when it is this big a deal; when you lose
first aiders who can be attached to one or affecting them, pretend everything is fine. something so significant in your life, so
two schools. AC: So as an employer, if one of your staff central, I think the shock lasts for many years.
AC: Is that something you would promote came and saw you and said, “I am really AC: My favourite soundbite of the
or fund? struggling,” do you think you would deal Blair era was not from him, but your
PW: That is what we need to work out. It with that properly? grandmother after 9/11, when she said,
is a bit of a challenge, but we have a whole PW: Definitely. I am not pretending I am “Grief is the price we pay for love.”
range of ideas we are looking at. an amazing counsellor, or a specialist, I’m PW: Yes, absolutely.
AC: Now, tell me about the idea of the not, but I would take it seriously and if they AC: But for you to say you felt you were
films – and thank you for asking me to needed help I would find it for them. in shock for years – how much harder is it
do one. AC: Now, on the stiff upper lip, I can see when you are having to grieve or try to
PW: Thank for you doing it. I watched it why there may be a place for that. But grieve with this extraordinary level of
this morning. listen... my mother died when I was 56, global scrutiny, and the endless ridiculous
AC: What was the purpose of them? she had a full life, died quickly, relatively fascination in every detail of your and
PW: This was predominantly about the painlessly, but it was very upsetting. I am your mother’s lives.
importance of the conversation. The point we not sure I could have walked behind her PW: It does make it more difficult. It doesn’t
wanted to get over was that, often, talking coffin with millions of people around the make you less human. You’re the same
is the best thing you can do – it can start the world looking at me, without crying. person, it is a part of the job to have the
whole process of recovery. For a lot of people PW: No. interest. The thing is, you can’t bring all your
things brew up, particularly men maybe, they AC: So how hard was that? baggage everywhere you go. You have to
don’t want to talk about problems. PW: It was one of the hardest things I have project the strength of the United Kingdom
AC: When you were growing up, at school, ever done. But if I had been in floods of – that sounds ridiculous, but we have to
did you feel you were surrounded by tears the entire way round how would that do that. You can’t just be carrying baggage
people who couldn’t talk about feelings? have looked? and throwing it out there and putting it on
PW: Yes, I think so, but I do think a AC: How can you not be in floods of tears display everywhere you go. My mother did
generational shift has gone on. If I look at if you feel like being in floods of tears? put herself right out there and that is why
my parents’ generation, there was a lot more PW: In the situation I was in, it was self- people were so touched by her. But
stiff upper lip going on. Don’t get me wrong, preservation. I didn’t feel comfortable I am determined to protect myself and the
there is a time and a place for the stiff upper anyway, having that massive outpouring children, and that means preserving
lip, and, for those of us in public life, times of emotion around me. I am a very private something for ourselves. I think I have a more
when you have to maintain it, but behind person, and it was not easy. There was developed sense of self-preservation.

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Princes William, aged six,
and Harry, aged three, with
their mother Princess Diana
in the gardens of Highgrove,
August 1988. Photographed
by Jayne Fincher.

Opposite page: Mourners


leave thousands of bouquets
and cards outside
Kensington Palace in the
build-up to Diana’s funeral
in September 1997

Opposite page image Corbis via Getty Images

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AC: Yet the Heads Together campaign is horrible things about me when you were end not to. Remember, we were the first to
all about saying we should talk, be more a journalist?” I said, “My God, I can’t expose the phone hacking.
open about our emotions, out with the believe you read that stuff.” But she did. I AC: You seem to get a hard time from one
stiff upper lip, in with more talking. was shocked that she had read it and also or two papers these days. Do you think
PW: Absolutely. remembered it, it was years earlier. It there is a bit of score-settling going on?
AC: So is it different for you? made me think at the time that some PW: I don’t know.
PW: Well, I am in the role I am in. But if people reach a certain level of fame at AC: Do you get followed and chased by
I had mental health issues I would happily which media and public cease to see them paps on bikes?
talk about them. I think the closest I got was as human beings. Do you think that is PW: Not often. But there is a lot of quite
the trauma I suffered when I lost my mother, what happened to her, and do you think it sophisticated surveillance that goes on.
the scale of the grief, and I still haven’t has ever happened to you? AC: So even if not phone hacking, which
necessarily dealt with that grief as well as PW: Not with me, no. I think with her it is far from guaranteed, the press have
I could have done over the years. was a unique case. The media issue with my moved on to other things?
AC: Who do you talk to? mother was probably the worst any public PW: I suppose the one glimmer of light is that
PW: Family, friends, I talk to those around figure has had to deal with. because of what happened to my mother, we
me who I trust. AC: What? The intrusion, the harassment? do not get it as bad as she did. We still have
AC: But it can’t be easy in your position to PW: Yes, but more the complete salacious problems, for sure, but do have a little more
find people you can trust totally. appetite for anything, anything at all protection because of the ridiculous levels
PW: It is hard. But I have always believed in about her, even if there was no truth in it got to for my mother – the fact she was
being very open and honest. One of the few it, none whatsoever. killed being followed, being chased, I think
strengths I might have is I am good at reading AC: So you don’t have any sympathy there are more boundaries to their actions.
people, and I can usually tell if someone is with the argument that she cultivated AC: Really?
just being nice because of who I am, and her own friends in the media and fed the PW: It is a little better than it used to be.
saying stuff for the wrong reasons. whole thing? AC: During the week of her death, Tony
AC: Have you ever talked to people other PW: I have been exploring this. Remember, Blair spoke to your father and he said
than friends and family about your I was young at the time. I didn’t know what to me afterwards, “This is going to be
feelings? was going on. I know some games and a problem, those boys are going to need
PW: No I have not talked to a specialist or shenanigans were played, but she was help, they are going to despise the media,
anyone clinical, but I have friends who are isolated, she was lonely, things within her blame them for her death, yet the media
good listeners, and, on grief, I find talking own life got very difficult and she found it will be a part of their lives.”
about my mother and keeping her memory very hard to get her side of the story across. PW: Yes, they are.
alive very important. I find it therapeutic to I think she was possibly a bit naive and AC: When you were in Paris recently,
talk about her, and to talk about how I feel. ended up playing into the hands of some posing for hundreds of photographers with
AC: So we are coming up to the very bad people. President Hollande, did you look at them
20th anniversary of her death. Are AC: Media people? and wonder if any of them were among
you looking forward to that? Or are PW: Yes. This was a young woman with the ones who chased her that night?
you dreading it? a high profile position, very vulnerable, PW: I’m afraid those are the kind of things
PW: I am not looking forward to it, no, desperate to protect herself and her children I have just had to come to terms with. It is
but I am in a better place about it than I and I feel strongly there was no responsibility so hard to explain, using only words, what
have been for a long time, where I can talk taken by media executives who should have it was like for my mother. If I could only
about her more openly, talk about her more stepped in, and said, “Morally, what we are bring out what I saw and what happened in
honestly, and I can remember her better, and doing, is this right, is this fair, is this moral?” my mother’s life and death, and the role the
publicly talk about her better. It has taken Harry and I were so young and I think if she media played in that, that is the only way
me almost 20 years to get to that stage. I still had lived, when we were older we would people would ever understand it. I can try
find it difficult now because at the time it was have played that role, and I feel very sad and to explain it in words but to live it, see it,
so raw. And also it is not like most people’s I still feel very angry that we were not old breathe it, you can’t explain how horrendous
grief, because everyone else knows about it, enough to be able to do more to protect her, it was for her.
everyone knows the story, everyone knows not wise enough to step in and do something AC: Do you think the reaction to her
her. It is a different situation for most people that could have made things better for her. I death was a big factor in diminishing the
who lose someone they love, it can be hold a lot of people to account that they did stiff upper lip approach, and changed the
hidden away or they can choose if they want not do what they should have done, out of way we mourn? Do you think the kind of
to share their story. I don’t have that choice human decency. reaction we saw when, say, David Bowie
really. Everyone has seen it all. AC: Were you not tempted to give died last year, would have been the same
AC: The first time I met your mother, in evidence to the Leveson Inquiry? without that reaction for your mother?
1994, she said, “Why did you write those PW: We discussed it, but decided in the PW: No it wouldn’t. The massive outpouring
around her death has really changed the
British psyche, for the better.
AC: You do think it is for the better?
PW: Yes, I do think it is for the better.
AC: How much did that week after `
your mother’s death bring you and
Harry together?
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AC: But surely you must accept it is an


abnormal life?
PW: Totally, but I can still try to protect
them as children.
AC: The Queen, your father, you, now
George. Four people on the planet who
might one day be the head of state in
the UK. It is fair to say republicanism
has lost, not least thanks to your
grandmother. The monarchy seems to
AC: And that feeling of shock, sadness, AC: How different do you think the have bucked the trend even though we
you never felt it strayed over to what country would be if she was still here? live in a non-deferential, anti-
I would know as an illness, depression? PW: I have thought about that, but mainly establishment age. Do you feel that?
PW: I have never felt depressed in the way I from my own perspective. I would like to PW: I do feel the monarchy is in a good
understand it, but I have felt incredibly sad. have had her advice. I would love her to place and, like you say, my grandmother has
And I feel the trauma of that day has lived have met Catherine and to have seen the done a remarkable job leading the country
with me for 20 years, like a weight, but I children grow up. It makes me sad that she – her vision, her sense of duty, her loyalty,
would not say that has led me to depression. won’t, that they will never know her. her steadfastness, it has been unwavering.
I still want to get up in the morning, I want AC: What about the public Diana? We now have three generations of working
to do stuff, I still feel I can function. Believe PW: I think she would have carried on, royals, four altogether, and having that
me, at times it has felt like it would break really getting stuck into various causes movement through the generations allows
me, but I have felt I have learned to manage and making change. If you look at some of for the monarchy to stay relevant and keep
it and I’ve talked about it. On the days when the issues she focused on, leprosy, Aids, up with modern times. You are only as good
it has got bad I have never shied away from landmines, she went for some tough areas. as your last gig and it is really important you
talking about it and addressing how I feel. I She would have carried on with that. look forward, plan, have a vision.
have gone straight to people around me and AC: She was an extraordinary woman. AC: Do you not look at the Queen, yet
said, “Listen I need to talk about this today.” PW: She was. another garden party, yet another
AC: Like when? AC: How hard do you find the scrutiny? investiture, yet another state visit, and
PW: Last week with the air ambulance, I flew I mean you can’t even do a bit of bad dad think how on earth can she keep going?
to a really bad case, a small boy and a car dancing without someone taking a video? PW: Yes I do.
accident. I have seen quite a lot of car PW: [Laughs.] Honestly, I can dance better AC: Do you, your father and the Queen
injuries, and you have to deal with what than that. It’s true though, camera phones, ever sit down, just the three of you, and
you see, but every now and then one gets Twitter, there’s not much privacy. I don’t think just natter?
through the armour. This one penetrated the it was too bad. It wasn’t as if I was falling out PW: [Laughs.] What, about Lady Gaga or
armour, not just me but the crew who have of a nightclub, totally wasted. I think people something? [Prince William had recently
seen so much. It was the feelings of loss realise everyone has to blow off a bit of recorded a Facetime chat with Lady Gaga for
from a parent’s point of view, the parents energy and tension every now and then. the campaign.]
of the boy. Anything to do with parent and AC: So how did you feel when some of the AC: I was thinking more about being head
child, and loss, it is very difficult, it has a big papers said you don’t work hard enough? of state. I mean, how do you learn?
effect on me, it takes me straight back to my PW: Criticism is part of the turf, I’m afraid. PW: You learn on the job. There is no
emotions back when my mother died, and I I think the public are much more nuanced. rulebook. I sometimes wonder if there
did go and talk to people at work about it. I I have my air ambulance job, I carry out the should be, but in the end I think probably
felt so sad. I felt that one family’s pain and it duties the Queen asks me to, I have my not. Having that difference in how we
took me right back to the experience I had. charities and causes and I am raising a young do things makes the Royal Family more
The more relatable pain is to your own life family, so I can’t let that criticism get to me. interesting and more flexible. If we all
the harder it is to shake it off. AC: A couple of the papers do seem to followed the same line, it would all be quite
AC: How has the passing of time helped? have turned against you, though? stifled. Our characters are different and the
PW: They do say time is a healer, but I don’t PW: There is a certain element of Fleet Street different opinions are important to have.
think it heals fully. It helps you deal with it getting fed up with nice stories about us. AC: Your grandmother has always
better. I don’t think it ever fully heals. They want the past back again, soap, drama. believed in there being a bit of mystique
AC: Is there a part of you that doesn’t want AC: Do you see it as part of your job to attached to it all as well.
it to heal fully because for that to happen avoid giving them that? A bit of PW: Absolutely.
might make her feel more distant? So you normality, stability. AC: Never ever given an interview.
feel the need to stay strongly attached? If PW: I couldn’t do my job without the PW: No. Never. I seem to have sold the pass
grief is the price we pay for love, maybe stability of the family. Stability at home is on that one. headstogether.org.uk
you want to keep the grief out of fear so important to me. I want to bring up my
that loss of grief means you love her less? children in a happy, stable, secure world, and
PW: One thing I can always say about that is so important to both of us as parents.
my mother is she smothered Harry and I want George to grow up in a real, living MORE For these related stories,
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MICHAEL OMARI JR is making a stand.


Against the major label bosses he beat in
the charts. Against faithless journalists
and graspers from his past. Against every
expectation of what grime MCs should want
and feel. Shut up, sit down and listen.
This is the world according to...

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Stormzy When he emerges onto the street, Stormzy
looks happy and loose; he later tells me that his
hostile-by-default register that characterises
grime music is not to everybody’s taste.

and the whip


A ten-seater tour van, its windows conspicu-
predeparture routine also involved him finish-
ing off a joint left over from the night before.
He wears on each of his feet a thin slice of
Whatever you think about Stormzy’s genre,
though, this rapper is by any standards
a first-rate lyricist. He’s exact, economical, a
ously blacked out, waits outside the rapper’s luxury attire, slippers from Louis Vuitton, but master-hand at the necessary rapper’s bluster
home on a crescent in west London. A decade is otherwise flawlessly outfitted in self-brand. and often very funny. (“I come to your club and
ago, when he was called Michael Omari Jr and Stormzy’s T-shirt says “Stormzy”, his jacket I f*** shit up,” raps this Manchester United fan
he was growing up some miles to the south – bears the name of his label and his tracksuit in popular song “Know Me From”, “I’m David
in troubled territory where London postcodes trousers the name of his album. Stormzy’s Moyes.”) The Notes app on Stormzy’s phone
surrender to Croydon’s, and where this British- height came in young. He was pushing 6ft is crammed with fragments and couplets and
Ghanaian teenager decided to take on the as a preteen. These days he’s basketball-big, chunks of verses – “bars” is the word Stormzy
name Stormzy because storms were powerful 6ft 5in, carrying around the neat, triangu- favours when discussing his lyrics. And his
– he always favoured vehicles with darkened lar muscularity of a slender man who’s lifted oral dexterity as a rapper extends to a general
windows. Back then it was because the ano- his way to heft. “Too slim for all of that gym talent for chat. For now, though, as he con-
nymity could appreciably lengthen the odds of stuff,” Stormzy was rapping, back in 2013, templates the spring’s unlikely commercial
a young man getting his head kicked in. Time, when he was a locally known and rising MC triumph, the words that tend to come to him
fortune and the canny application of musical on the London grime scene. Two years later, so easily just won’t. “I can’t even. I can’t even,”
talent have changed Stormzy’s circumstances on another track, “Might go gym/Might go get Stormzy says.
and these days the window tint only helps hench” – a prediction he made good on. Inside
prevent a mobbing by well-wishers outside the tour van, Stormzy crams himself into the Out of The Ends
shows. Later tonight, at a gig in Birmingham, seat with the most leg room. “A place where your big bad brother can’t save
fans will rumble him anyway. They’ll identify Driving out of the west London crescent, the you,” he once rapped, about the neighbour-
Stormzy’s vehicle – his “whip”, as he calls it, van goes by one of Stormzy’s neighbours’ cars, hood he grew up in. It’s an area – Thornton
using the slang he grew up with – and security a low and lovely black Ferrari. Onwuka teases Heath and South Norwood, on the Croydon
guards will have to erect barriers to prevent his client, “Even if it was yours, would you fit?” borders – he has always referred to in his lyrics
a crush. as “The Ends”. There, he tells me, “You didn’t
Stormzy is having a year. The first grime MC in Stormzy and bars show weakness. You didn’t show vulnerability.
a decade to make a serious sortie into the main- The van leaves the city on the M40, Kanye You weren’t having it from anyone. You weren’t
stream, his debut album, Gang Signs & Prayer, West blasting. The journey to Birmingham getting taken for a mug.” He did not have a sub-
went to No1 in the UK charts in March. He is will take two-and-a-half hours. Phones and stantive relationship with his father, Michael
currently underway on the associated tour, a computers are jacked into outlets in the furry Omari Sr, a cab driver. (Twice in his life, Stormzy
sellout, five-star-reviewed foray around the interior. Cup holders are plugged with bottles said, he went to his father’s place of employ-
UK, Europe and the US that will culminate of Lucozade and branded smoothies. The driver, ment in Croydon to pick up informal alimony,
in Stormzy’s appearance at Glastonbury this addressed as Rimes, sometimes Adrian, is a £20 left in an envelope.) Instead, he was raised
month. When he topped the album charts, he childhood friend of Stormzy’s. There’s a trio of by his single mother, Abigail Owuo, with his
pipped a same-week release from Rag’N’Bone tour DJs on board, one of whom is Stormzy’s three siblings. They ate together, slept under
Man, a Brit Awards-endorsed newcomer who sister Rachel Omari. I sit in the van’s middle the same roof, attended church on Sundays and
has a record deal at Columbia and so came to row with Stormzy’s publi- otherwise led self-governing
the fight with the full promotional muscle of the
label’s owner, Sony, at his back. That Stormzy
cist and confidante, Rachel
Campbell, burning through
‘I was this big lives. “Mummy was always
working. Everyone else got
won should decently petrify all the major labels, notebooks in a bid to keep huge kid and up to what they got up to.”
because he’s achieved what he’s achieved this up with the group as they In Stormzy’s case, going
year without being signed to any of them. recount, giddily, hilariously, I done proper by his lyrics, this included
Indeed, he once rejected their overtures, found-
ing instead a two-man label called #Merky with
their recent triumph over
Rag’N’Bone Man in the
beautiful trading in small amounts
of weed, robbing strangers,
his old Croydon mate and now manager, Tobe charts. Campbell: “All poetry. Proudly. beating up a kid who owed
Onwuka. Stormzy is 23 and Onwuka is 26. week we were 700, 800 him money in a JD Sports
As far as I can tell, they run #Merky off their sales ahead. Then on the It wasn’t secret’ and getting stabbed in a
phones, wherever they happen to be. Thursday, Rag’N’Bone Man’s fight. He also wrote poetry.
Today, Onwuka rapid-thumbs emails from Amazon numbers came in.” Stormzy: “He was “I was this big, f***ing huge kid, getting up to
a seat inside the blacked-out van. He frowns 2,680 in front... All the facts were telling me f***ing all types of shit, and I done real poetry.
with the hunted but satisfied look of a manager I was going to lose. Everyone thought I was Proper f***ing beautiful poems. And proudly.
whose client is much in demand. A booking for going to lose. All those label c***s.” Onwuka: It wasn’t some secret thing I was doing, away
Stormzy to perform in the US on The Late Late “I was told on Friday morning we got the No1 from the mandem. It was out there.”
Show With James Corden is taking shape. An – but it wasn’t certified yet. So I didn’t want to As a student at Harris Academy in South
LA-based music magazine has just put in a bid tell Stormz.” Campbell: “I misheard. I patched Norwood, he seems to have calibrated his
to run a profile. Stormzy might be having a him in on the call.” Onwuka: “So then we had behaviour to maximally infuriate educators.
year, but right now he’s inside his flat having to tell him.” Stormzy: “There was nothing to Clever. Hard to control. A little poet and a
a massage, an hour’s rubdown from an order- say. It was a moment of perfection.” little terrorist (his word). He was suspended
in physio called Antonio. Hurry-up messages In the van, recalling it, Stormzy gestures for a period and the Academy’s benefactor,
are exchanged: whip to flat, flat to whip. The with his hands in front of his face, snatch- Lord Harris of Peckham, had to sit him down
whip waits. ing at the air for words. The fast, thrusting, for at least one straightening-out talk. “He

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was a boy who had lots of ability and was millions, the majors came courting. Onwuka Inside the venue, later, Stormzy has to dis-
very naughty,” Lord Harris recalls. The Tory took meetings with at least six imprints abuse me of a long-held misunderstanding.
peer has a framed poem by Michael Omari Jr attached to the big three labels, Sony, Universal Since it went online in May 2015, I’ve watched
on the wall of his office, hung there for years and Warner. “From the outside looking in,” the the video for “Shut Up” many dozens of times,
without him knowing what became of the manager says, “labels are these places you go always paying special attention to the opening
boy. “His English was fantastic,” Harris says. to as a musician and they make you. They do moments, when the rapper prepares himself to
“I thought it could have got him to Oxford or something. In these meetings I said, ‘So now perform. It’s a 50-50 trick, MCing – physical as
Cambridge.” Stormzy: “We had that conversa- we’re here in front of you, what is this thing well as mental. However talented a writer you
tion quite young. I don’t think it was naive of that you do?’ And I never heard an answer. are, you have to be able to get the words out,
him [to suggest those universities]. I had the I never got it.” Before long, Onwuka was back audibly, assuredly. At the beginning of the “Shut
grades.” What changed, Stormzy says, “was my on the Companies House website, incorporat- Up” video, Stormzy enacts a sequence of tics
desire for it. I got caught up in other things. ing #Merky Records. “You’ve got a booking that I thought might offer some special insight
I wasn’t feeling the whole education thing.” agent. You’re doing shows. You’ve registered for into his technique. He steps from side to side,
He sacked off his programme of AS-level a PPL licence [to collect royalties],” he recalls. as if hard-wiring the track’s 140bpm rhythm
studies in the middle of “Slowly you realise you’re into his body. “Yeah,” says Stormzy, as we talk
an exam: not feeling it. He
took a job in a Screwfix,
‘Me getting three-quarters of the way to
becoming a label. Why don’t
through this backstage. And while stepping from
side to side, I say, you allow a smile onto your
but that didn’t last beyond stabbed. How you just become a label?” face, as if summoning the necessary cheek to
a probation period. Later, If there were aspects deliver all of those dense, joke-rich bars. “Uh,
he won a place on an engi- big is that now? of the business that were yeah,” Stormzy says – less sure of my thesis now.
neering apprenticeship and
stuck with it, graduating
Not so big. Who beyond #Merky as a start-
up (promotion, plugging,
And then you keep licking your lips, I say, as if
the taxing tongue-work to come will need every
to become a 19-year-old wants to talk the effective distribution drop of saliva you can muster. “Bruv,” Stormzy
employee at an oil refin- of their music) these had says, sleepily. He rubs his jaw. “I was probably
ery on the south coast. about that?’ become services that could just high. I was probably just mad high.”
“Computers, clipboards,” is be bought in, on a pay-
Stormzy’s summary. He wanted to be MCing; as-you-go basis, from the majors. Employees at Stormzy and the ‘paigons’
he’d established a reputation in London clubs, Atlantic Records, a Warner subsidiary, handled This rapper does not like to be paraphrased. He
one that he knew he must now tend. In 2013, Stormzy’s media promotion and his radio plug- feels the precision-wordsmith’s contempt for
he felt sure enough of his greenhorn talent to ging. ADA (Alternative Distribution Alliance), journalists who would take away his great long
boast on a track, “Rapping’s easy, don. I do it also part of Warner, was subcontracted to dis- monologues and compact them into shorter,
in my sleep.” By 2014, he’d quit the refinery. tribute Gang Signs & Prayer. When that record blunter quotes. When I find him in his dress-
On another track that year, Stormzy made sold 100,000 copies in a fortnight, profits would ing room, two hours before the evening show,
a polite enquiry: “I’m good enough to get have been mostly #Merky’s. Brand association Stormzy is in a mood to take someone from
signed, right?” Time to mount a career. deals, by then, had already been inked with the media to task over this, and I’ll do. “I just
One day, in the autumn of 2014, he was Adidas and Pepsi. The rapper is currently in don’t trust a media outlet with my story,” he
driving with Onwuka and asking his old friend, a position, he says, where he doesn’t have to says. I’ve tried to ask him about a specific per-
not for the first time, for managerial advice. It check his bank account. Twice in the last year, sonal matter and it’s annoyed him. “I think
occurred to them both to make the arrange- he guesses. “Money’s there. Money’s being I was silly to ever trust a media outlet with my
ment more permanent. Onwuka was selling made. But I don’t focus on it.” story, because then it’s a piece of press. It’s an
Land Rovers for a London dealership at the angle. It’s bait.”
time. “That same car journey,” he recalls, Zoots and the pregame Some background. In the weeks leading
“I drafted my letter of resignation.” Onwuka On the road to Birmingham, one of the tour up to our meeting, Stormzy has endured a
had been putting aside some of his salary, a DJs in the van – he goes by Jukess – watches grim little saga involving Channel 4, NME
sum that in 2014, he says, was just shy of five episodes of the TV show Scandal. Stormzy and some quotes he gave to the former about
figures. This became the seed money for an prods away the laptop screen so that it faces periods in his life when he has felt depressed.
ambitious enterprise that Onwuka calls “real- towards the unspooling motorway. It’s a Stormzy raps about depression on Gang Signs
ising the superstar that was so obviously there gesture that for a moment I interpret as & Prayer – about “lows” that have induced
in Stormzy”. While seeing out his notice at the disdainful, a small show of who’s boss, until crying jags and flat-bound feelings of aimless-
dealership, Onwuka incorporated Stormzy Ltd Stormzy says something about season five ness. In offering these genre-rare admissions of
with Companies House. He got the pair of them and spoilers. When we pull up outside the frailty, the rapper infused his debut album with
a lawyer and an accountant. “I expressed the venue, the driver, Rimes, parks carefully and much of its originality and strength. Stormzy
need to Stormzy that he not ever worry about turns in his seat. Stormzy and Onwuka are on regrets, however, discussing the matter outside
finances. That had to be my job, while Stormzy their phones. Only the rapper’s sister Rachel the music. A fortnight after he opened up
worked on Stormzy.” gets out of the van and heads towards the to a reporter from Channel 4 News about
This the rapper duly did, writing in quick suc- dressing rooms. Rimes looks to me and the “the whole depression [thing]”, NME took the
cession the vivid, vinegary, slander-rich tracks publicist in the middle row and asks, “Are you quotes and used them as part of a special issue
“Not That Deep”, “Know Me From” and “Shut staying on, or...?” of the magazine about musicians and mental
Up”. A one-take performance of the last – an The publicist says, “Oh!” She gathers up her health. Without Stormzy’s permission or his
epic of insults and retorts – was filmed by one things, urging me to do the same. “Unless you foreknowledge, that week’s NME appeared
of his friends in a carpark and uploaded to want to get high as a kite.” We climb out and with a picture of him looking glum on the
YouTube. To date, it’s been viewed 55 million when the door of the van clicks shut behind cover, under the headline: “Depression, it’s
times. Early in “Shut Up”’s ascent through the us it stays shut for a while. time to talk.” Stormzy tweeted furiously at

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the magazine’s editors. He called them the entourage, the venue, the wider tour, the bottle of Courvoisier is about to be circulated
“paigons” – betrayers. “Imagine a personal No1 album, the next album that will soon be before Stormzy notices that three-quarters of
battle of yours,” he wrote, “being published in the works. “Me getting stabbed in my life. the cognac has been drunk. He berates one of
on the front of a magazine.” How big is that now? Not so big. Definitely a his DJs for not taking better care of it. “You
The rapper has been cordial and patient with thing that happened. But not so much a big offered it to bare people earlier,” the DJ pro-
me all day. But, thinking of the NME fiasco, one... If I saw someone today and they said, tests. Stormzy lets him off. The rapper doesn’t
he’s peeved. Around us, members of his entou- ‘Yo, Stormz, remember when you got stabbed?’ drink when he’s on tour, in the interests of
rage have already stood up to leave, to give us I’d think, ‘What a weirdo.’ Look at where my keeping his twitch Ronaldo instincts intact.
some privacy, but Stormzy has waved them to life is and you brought that up. Who wants to Even the bottles of Moët, I’m told, are a special
sit. “Stay, stay.” The truth is, I sympathise with talk about that? That was time ago. F***ing occasion thing. At midnight tonight, Stormzy’s
him and I respect his wish to leave the specific hell. Can’t even remember the c***’s name. manager, Onwuka, turns 26.
matter of his depression alone given how it’s I get it, though,” he says. “I do get it.” These old friends are in a mood to remi-
been crudely pawed over by the media. But I nisce, with Onwuka’s birthday looming, and
can’t go as far as to agree with him that one Stormzy and grace, or how in Birmingham they take a moment to remind
outlet’s carelessness gives him a universal pass they beat the labels each other of the one time they had a pro-
to dodge the discussion of so many other per- When he takes to the stage in Birmingham, fessional disagreement. It was back when
sonal matters that are examined in his music. Stormzy immediately rouses the crowd to Stormzy Ltd was first turning a profit. The
He says he doesn’t want to talk about his a moshing fury with his energetic, frankly rapper had asked his manager if he could dip
estranged father, because “I don’t want to warmongering, performances of two early into the funds to buy himself something nice.
promote him.” Fair enough. When I try to ask singles, “Wicked Skengman 4” and “Scary”. As Stormzy recalls: “It was the only time I
about the complicated and intricate politics of Then, abruptly, he changes the mood, requests asked Tobe for money. I can’t remember what it
skin tone within the community he grew up in that the moshers cool off and props himself was for.” Onwuka: “It was a vehicle.” Stormzy:
– Stormzy has rapped about the local handi- on a stool for a ballad. His audience, who 30 “He said, ‘Nah, we can’t.’ And suddenly it
caps of being a “dark-skin boy” – he answers, seconds earlier seemed absolutely ready to tear was clear to me that Tobe had been funding
“Do you know what? I’m not gonna talk about down the venue’s concrete pillars, obediently a lot of our shit with his own money. Getting
this. Because I feel like in print this is another sing along. He’s in total control, through a few loans out. Doing all sorts of things to keep us
thing that’s going to look so neeky. It’s gonna more bangers, including the name-making afloat, to proper protect my wellbeing.”
look stupid, dumb.” We get into a little squab- “Shut Up”, then a false encore in the form of They’re both proud of that early restraint
ble when I try to question him about the time the ruminative and religious “Blinded By Your and how it has lasted into this period of
he was stabbed. Grace”. Finally, the audience is brought back to their success. Stormzy says, “You know
Stormzy would argue, not unfairly, that as a a valedictory frenzy with a super-adrenalised when you see a day-in-the-life of a rapper
self-exploratory lyricist he gives up as much rendition of “Know Me From”. A thousand [on TV]? And they go to, like, Harrods? And
as he wants to about his life in the music. His voices holler in delighted unison. “I f*** shit buy a watch? Bro, I’d rather order a Deliveroo
religious conviction is expressed in a beautiful up, I’m David Moyes!” in my bed, finish off that zoot that’s in the
two-parter on the new album called “Blinded Stormzy leaves the stage to a ludicrous ashtray.” As the rapper explains it, “How
By Your Grace”; his frus- ovation. Another nerveless, can I enjoy the luxuries and the glitz and
tration with his father is
there on album-closer “Lay
‘If it doesn’t add meticulous performance. It
helps the rapper to reach
the glamour when I’ve still got something
to do? Because in my head, I can’t sit down
Me Bare” (“You ain’t seen up, I give it to for football analogies and and say, ‘Mandem, we’ve done it. It’s done.’
my face for time/And the religion when discussing Not until all of my friends are millionaires. So
first thing you’re asking God. Me getting his aptitude for this work. nothing’s done.”
me for is [money]?/F***
you”); his gratitude towards
that No1 doesn’t “Put Ronaldo in the cup
final,” Stormzy says, “and
Post-show, his entourage buzz around the
dressing room, stepping around Stormzy’s dis-
a mother who raised him add up. I give he plays ball. We don’t carded towels, snacking on the complimentary
alone is there all through know how he does it; he Haribo – millionaires, unknowingly, in the
the mid-album track “100 it to God’ just does it. Because he’s making. What happens to the rapper, I wonder,
Bags” (“I ain’t too proud/ Ronaldo.” He says young once he’s made his friends rich? Once he’s said
That you’re living on the road [where] your hopefuls sometimes come up to him and ask all he wants to say? Stormzy is insistent. “The
son got stabbed”). I would argue that however for pointers. He tells them, “Bruv, I can write day I’m stopping, f***ing hell, I’m stopping.
finely turned these lyrics, it’s only human for you a whole list of how to rap. You’re still not I’m f***ing it all off. I’m going bed. I’ll be in
me to be curious, having heard them, about going to be able to do it unless you can do my country home with my dogs and I’m not
what it’s like to get stabbed. it. It’s unexplainable.” And anything unex- leaving that house for any purposes, not for
Stormzy shifts in his seat. His contempt for plainable, Stormzy says, he credits to a higher promo, not for music, nothing. I’m having,”
the paigon-like question is obvious. “To talk power. “If it doesn’t add up, I give it to God. he says, picturing it, “a zoot. I’m chilling.”
about getting stabbed... I get it. The negative Me getting that No1 on the last day doesn’t
story always looks sick. ‘Oh, my days! He got add up. I give it to God.”
stabbed! There’s a story!’” His entourage laugh. In his dressing room, after the show, Stormzy MORE For these related stories,
FROM GQ visit GQ.co.uk/magazine
Stormzy takes a breath. He acknowledges that stands against a wall. He’s topless and his feet,
getting stabbed was an extreme thing that hap- for some reason, are inside a cardboard merch
Ed Sheeran (George Chesterton, March 2017)
pened to him, “But not a defining thing... It box that’s otherwise full of branded track-
How Craig David Made His Comeback (Mark Russell,
happened, how old was I? About 18. So that’s suits. The entourage in the room has grown November 2016)
almost six years ago now.” He gestures around to include friends and family who’ve made Stormzy: The 22-Year-Old Grime MC Making British
himself – a gesture encompassing the room, the trip up from London. Moët is uncorked. A Music Cool Again (Eleanor Halls, August 2016)

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Universal pictures
If Virgin Galactic’s new spaceship, VSS
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BL AST OF F ?
Three years after its spaceship exploded in a tragic accident,
VIRGIN GALACTIC has regrouped. SIR RICHARD BRANSON hopes to start
lying passengers in 2018. GQ went behind the scenes as the
company attempts to fulfil the dreams of a generation of would-be astronauts
STORY BY Charlie Burton

‘I’m not one


for giving up.
Whatever
happens,
we’ll carry
on until we
succeed’
Sir Richard Branson

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After the fall
Wreckage from the VSS Enterprise near Cantil, California, 1 November 2014.
The spaceship exploded at 46,000 feet on its 55th test flight, killing
copilot Michael Alsbury. Miraculously, pilot Peter Siebold survived

S
omething wasn’t quite right. It was Sir Richard Branson, the founder of Virgin remains unknown, Alsbury had unlocked it
a little after 10am on 31 October Galactic, was at his home in the British too early, before Enterprise was supersonic.
2014 and, in the skies high above Virgin Islands when he learned of the acci- Subjected to aerodynamic overload, the ship’s
the Mojave Desert, David Mackay dent. He took a jet straight to California. “The carbon-composite body simply ripped apart.
had just launched Virgin Galactic’s spaceship few hours that it took me to fly to the Mojave The media trained its guns on Branson. Even
VSS Enterprise from the underside of his Desert – obviously I had a lot of time to think,” Wired magazine, the self-styled champion of
aircraft. Now he was scanning the airspace recalls the 66-year-old. “At that stage we didn’t futuristic endeavours, ran a piece headlined
for the distinctive plume of Enterprise’s know whether the spaceship had let us down “Space Tourism Isn’t Worth Dying For”. Its
rocket motor, which would mark the start or whether it was pilot error. If there was opening salvo: “A brave test pilot is dead and
of the spaceship’s fourth powered test flight. some kind of fundamental flaw with the space- another one critically injured – in the service
“I remember looking down and thinking, ‘Well ship then, I suppose, there would have been a of a millionaire boondoggle thrill ride.” But the
that’s strange, the motor must be burning possibility that we may have called it a day.” entrepreneur was cool-headed. He consulted
really clean,’ because I couldn’t see it at all,” Media speculation was rife about what had staff at Virgin Galactic and Scaled Composites,
recalls Mackay, Virgin Galactic’s chief pilot. gone wrong – a popular theory was that the the partner company developing the space-
“Then we immediately started to hear things rocket engine, which was trialling new fuel, ship, who said they wished to carry on. So, too,
[on the radio] that indicated something bad had exploded. Although the official investi- did more than 97 per cent of Virgin Galactic’s
had happened.” Out of Mackay’s line of sight, gation by the National Transportation Safety customers. In an article published on Virgin’s
the spaceship had, in fact, ignited its rocket Board (NTSB) would take almost a year, instru- website the day after the crash, he vowed to
and accelerated into the sound barrier as ment data and cockpit camera feeds allowed the continue. “Space is hard,” wrote Branson, ”but
planned. Four seconds later, however, it had team at the Mojave Air & Space Port, where worth it.”
Photographs Getty Images

exploded at 46,000 feet. Enterprise’s pilot Peter Virgin Galactic develops its technology, to Three years on, Virgin Galactic is testing a
Siebold had been thrown from the spaceship; quickly reach a conclusion: pilot error. The new spaceship, VSS Unity. It looks similar to
despite being injured and starved of oxygen he spaceship’s design includes a hinged twin-boom its predecessor: it’s another reusable suborbital
would remarkably manage to parachute to the tail that’s moved upwards before re-entry from spaceplane of a type called SpaceShipTwo,
ground. His copilot, Michael Alsbury, would space. In that position, it causes drag crucial designed to be launched at high altitude from
later be found dead in the wreckage, his body for controlling orientation and descent speed the same mother ship that Mackay was flying
still strapped into his seat. while heading back to earth. For a reason that the day of the accident. The control system,

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‘ Space is hard,’ wrote Sir Richard Branson, ‘but worth it’


Earning their wings
Above: The unveiling of the ill-fated VSS
Enterprise, the first SpaceShipTwo spacecraft,
attached to its catamaran-style mother ship,
WhiteKnightTwo, at Mojave Air & Space Port,
7 December 2009; Virgin Galactic and The
Spaceship Company staf pose with VSS Unity,
the second SpaceShipTwo, on 19 February 2016

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4 5 6

Planetary Rovers When VSS Unity is towed to and from its hangar (after all, you can’t exactly use a rocket motor to taxi down a runway),
it is Jaguar Land Rover that provides the horsepower. “It is hard to think of a brand that is more synonymous with exploration and adventure,” said
Richard Branson in April 2014, when he announced news of the oicial vehicle partner. “The safety and engineering excellence of Land Rover’s
vehicles, which have been the stuf of legend for more than 65 years, are attributes that also lie at the heart of Virgin Galactic.” The car manufacturer
won’t just serve the flight system: a fleet of Land Rover Discovery and Range Rover vehicles are already supporting Virgin Galactic’s pilots
and personnel. When the time comes for future astronauts to blast of, Land Rover will be integral to their time in New Mexico, whether it’s bringing
them from their hotels to Spaceport America, or taking them to the spaceship to begin their journey to the stars.
Photographs Getty Images; Mark Greenberg

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Watch this space the conviction of her own answer. Krusing


1. WhiteKnightTwo, holding the Enterprise had grown up in Tampa, Florida, and when the
spacecraft in “captive carry” mode, performs skies were clear she used to watch the rockets
a fly-by at Spaceport America, New Mexico,
22 October 2010. 2. The first ever commercial
taking off from Cape Canaveral. They captured
spaceport, and the base from which Virgin her imagination: in ninth grade, she made a
Galactic flights will launch, Spaceport America
has a 110,000 sq ft terminal designed by
plaster-of-Paris model of Jupiter for a school
Foster & Partners. 3. Enterprise during its first project. But she was no scientist, so she never
supersonic powered flight on 10 January 2014. dreamed of working for Nasa, and then life got
Just nine months later it was destroyed due to
pilot error. 4. Richard Branson in a boardroom in the way. “I didn’t go to college right out of
at The Spaceship Company, 3 October 2014. high school, as my parents couldn’t afford it,”
Founded by Branson and Burt Rutan, the
firm manufactures SpaceShipTwo crafts and says the 69-year-old, who now lives in Tucson,
WhiteKnightTwo carriers. 5. Virgin makes its Arizona. “So I got a job with Eastern Airlines.
own rocket engines. This is the NewtonThree
being tested at Mojave Air & Space Port on 13
That’s the closest I got to space.”
February 2017. 6. The WhiteKnightTwo carrier A few years later, she did go to college, and
aircraft, VMS Eve, on the tarmac at Spaceport tried to get back into aviation after graduat-
America, 31 October 2014. 7. British pilot David
Mackay flew for the RAF and Virgin Atlantic ing, but the airlines weren’t hiring. Instead, she
before joining Virgin Galactic took a marketing job with IBM. The conversa-
tion with her life-coach friend happened just
7 before she retired in 2004, but she didn’t act
on it – how could she? Then, in 2009 she trav-
however, has some crucial differences. The
NTSB concluded that although Enterprise was ‘We started to hear elled to Tanzania to climb Mount Kilimanjaro.
On the plane she picked up a magazine and
indeed brought down by pilot error, the blame
lay with Scaled Composites for its “failure to
things on the radio read, for the first time, about Virgin Galactic.
She decided to go to space.
consider and protect against the possibility that a that indicated Back then, Virgin Galactic was charging
single human error could result in a catastrophic
hazard”. Unity has extra safety measures, something bad $200,000 a ticket but permitted its custom-
ers to pay a ten per cent deposit on the basis
including a failsafe that prevents the tail from
being unlocked prematurely. Since its unveiling
had happened’ that they’d pay the full amount shortly before
flying. In 2012, Krusing paid $20,000 and was
in 2016, the spaceship has been steadily David Mackay, Virgin Galactic pilot given a reservation number towards the back
advancing through its test flight programme. of the queue, around the 650 mark. Later, she
First, “captive carry” flights, attached to the was told that if she paid the full amount, she
launch aircraft throughout, and then “glide” would be bumped forwards. The only option
flights, in which it’s released to sail unpowered was to borrow money from the bank. “I debated
back to earth. Next up will be the stage that would hope it’s earlier than later in the year,” long and hard, and for a while I thought, ‘There
Enterprise reached: rocket-powered test flights. he says. “The programme says that we should is no way I can do this, I don’t see how I can
The boundary between the earth and space, be [testing] in space by December, as long as possibly afford that,’ and I got depressed. I got
as defined by Nasa, is at a distance of 80km we don’t have any setbacks between now and anxious. Then I said, ‘You know, life is too short
above sea level. Virgin Galactic needs to take then.” Setbacks are one thing, but what if the – you gotta just go for it.’ When I’m 80 or 90 I
its passengers beyond it – at least fractionally worst happens: could Virgin Galactic survive don’t want to look back and say, ‘I wish I had
– in order to qualify as a space flight. The first a second crash? “That was the most difficult done this.’” She borrowed $100,000 and with-
powered test flights will likely remain within conversation that George [Whitesides, chief drew the final $80,000 from the savings she had
the atmosphere; the final series will head for executive of Virgin Galactic] and I had with been building since she was young. In return,
the stars. Enterprise never passed the bound- each other the day after the last accident. We she was given the reservation number 382.
ary where space begins. If Unity manages to, it can’t guarantee that there won’t be another Krusing says she didn’t countenance pulling out
will be a landmark moment for the commercial one, and we can’t guarantee that the next after the 2014 accident. “There will be a lot of
space industry, which has regained momen- one won’t be technical. What would we do if people going before I go. Any travel is not as
tum thanks to billionaires such as Amazon’s that happened? How would we all feel?” says safe as living in a cocoon so it doesn’t bother
Jeff Bezos and Tesla’s Elon Musk making high- Branson. “We’d have to look at what had gone me at all. And if I crash, then that’s OK. I’ve
profile advances in their own space operations. wrong and then decide at the time. But I’m had a good life.” Based on her number, Krusing
It will also be welcome news for Virgin Galactic not one for giving up. In my ballooning adven- anticipates flying in 2020.
customers. There are approximately 700 “future tures we had many catastrophes but we kept Here’s how her trip to space will unfold.
astronauts” – Tom Hanks, Brad Pitt and Justin pushing on. So my instinct would be that, what- Krusing will travel to New Mexico and stay
Bieber reportedly among them – who have paid ever happens, we’ll carry on until we succeed.” in one of Virgin Galactic’s designated hotels
$200,000-$250,000 (£155,000-£195,000) up either at the small town of Las Cruces or the
front for a ticket. The only person who has been ally Krusing never knew how much even smaller town of Truth Or Consequences.
offered a free trip is Stephen Hawking. Booking
opened 12 years ago, so for many it has been a
long wait. If those final test flights are success-
ful, the wait could at last be over.
Naturally, Branson intends to be one of the
S she wanted to go to space, until one
day in 2004 when she agreed to
help out a friend practise her life-
coaching skills. Her friend asked, “What
would you do if you knew you wouldn’t
(That’s its real name: in 1950, the host of a
radio quiz called Truth Or Consequences prom-
ised to broadcast the tenth anniversary edition
from the first town that renamed itself after
the show. Hot Springs obliged and the rest is
first passengers up. “I certainly would be very fail?” Without hesitation, Krusing replied, history.) For four days, she will be whisked
disappointed if I don’t go up next year. And I “I’d be an astronaut.” She was surprised at from here to Spaceport America, the site

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from which Virgin Galactic will fly its pas- and her co-passengers will now be permitted to who sells industrial workwear in Australia and
sengers. Designed by Foster & Partners, it is the unbuckle and float around the cabin. They will has just spent two weeks as a guest on Richard
world’s first commercial spaceport, a 110,000 sq gaze down at the earth and, in the distance, Branson’s Necker Island. “To borrow a saying
ft structure in rust-coloured metal standing in its blue halo glowing in front of the star- from Tom Cruise in Top Gun,” says Luke, “I
the middle of the Jornada Del Muerto desert flecked void. After about four minutes, they feel the need, the need for speed.” Alex, a
basin. From the air, it looks like a grounded will be instructed to strap back into their seats. money manager, hopes to be the second ever
UFO. Here, Krusing will undergo three days of Gravity will start to take its course. They will Romanian in space.
training, getting to know the spaceship, rehears- descend as if in a space capsule, pulling five Gs The future astronauts disembark from their
ing dry runs of the flight in a full mock-up as they hit the atmosphere. At 70,000 feet, the vehicles outside Building 79, a prosaic name
simulator and learning how to manoeuvre in tail will be rotated back to its original position, given what happens inside. This hangar-like
zero gravity (hint: “swimming” won’t help). turning SpaceShipTwo back into a plane. The structure is where Virgin Galactic makes the
On the morning of the fourth day she will pilots will glide towards the Spaceport. As the bodywork of its spaceship. The production
rise early, as this is when flight conditions are craft is now unpowered, they will have just one manager gathers the group, picks up a thin
best, and arrive at the site just shy of 4am. shot at a smooth landing. When she emerges, panel – two layers of carbon fibre sandwiched
Once through security, she will pass a road Krusing will be an astronaut. around a brown “honeycomb” core – and passes
sign reading “Asteroid Beltway” and another it around.
reading “Half Moon Street” (the location t’s a bright California morning, and the sun “This is actually pretty much the exact same
of Virgin Galactic’s original London offices)
then pull up at the Spaceport’s “Gateway To
Space” terminal, before making her way inside
with her five fellow passengers to don a soft
helmet and a flight suit made by the Adidas
I  is beating down on the vast hangars of the
Mojave Air & Space Port. Located in the
desert an hour and a half’s drive north of
Los Angeles, this former military base is a pecu-
liar combination of aeroplane boneyard and
structure as what’s in the cabin,” he explains,
“separating you from space.”
“That’s it?” a future astronaut shouts out.
Everyone laughs.
“The cabin is somewhat overdesigned to be
brand Y-3. They will take the lift down to say future factory. Its tenants include ten young extra strong. It’s actually three to four times
goodbye to friends and family, then walk out space exploration companies, with names such stronger than it needs to be to protect you
through the terminal’s enormous glass façade from space.”
and into the New Mexico dawn. At that time “Thank you,” the future astronaut replies.
of the morning, the landscape will be still and “We appreciate that.”
unearthly, all orange skies and purple moun- Today’s main event, however, lies at Faith, the
tains. A fleet of Land Rover vehicles will shuttle ‘The accident “Final Assembly, Integration and Test Hangar”.
the future astronauts to a SpaceShipTwo Inside its cavernous and brightly lit main room,
(possibly VSS Unity but more are in the didn’t bother me surrounded by engineers, is the star of the
works), which will be waiting, attached to the
catamaran-style WhiteKnightTwo – the largest
at all. If I crash, show. “This is SpaceShipTwo Unity,” announces
Virgin Galactic president Mike Moses. The
carbon-composite plane ever built – at the end then that’s OK. glistening, 60-foot white craft is in test mode;
of Spaceport’s 12,000 foot runway.
At around 7am, WhiteKnightTwo will take I’ve had a good life’ the edges of its wings have been removed to
expose internal hydraulic cylinders, and it is
off, the would-be astronauts strapped in three Sally Krusing, future astronaut undergoing a stress assessment. The vehicle
rows of two inside the spacecraft hanging looks like a cross between an aeroplane and a
from its belly. After an hour, they will reach rocket, not unlike the Nasa Space Shuttle. Its
a height of 50,000 feet. The pilots will start true ancestor, however, is the much smaller
a countdown then drop the spaceship into SpaceShipOne. In 2004, that ship won its devel-
free flight. In the SpaceShipTwo cabin, there as Stratolaunch and Interorbital, all building oper the $10 million Ansari XPrize, for being
will be a moment of tranquillity as the noise the components and vessels required to take the first private organisation to fly to space in
of WhiteKnightTwo’s engines dies away, but satellites and humans to the stars. The place a reusable vehicle twice in two weeks. It was
it won’t last. Three seconds later, its rocket has a motto: “We eat explosions for breakfast.” built by Scaled Composites, owned by Burt
motor will ignite, blasting out 70,000 pound- While developing its spacecraft here, Virgin Rutan, an experimental aviation engineer who
force of thrust. The craft will accelerate rapidly, Galactic also uses the base to host customer came up with the idea of a hinged tail section
pressing passengers hard into their seats as visits. With its space programme running years and also saw the benefit of launching from a
they smash through the sound barrier, causing behind schedule, such events are vital to main- mother ship to avoid having to power through
the spaceship to tremble. The SpaceShipTwo’s tain goodwill. Today, eight future astronauts the lower atmosphere. Branson was a sponsor
pilots will then point its nose directly up at the have arrived at the site, some with relatives in of its final flights. He had long been fixated on
sky and roar to Mach 3.5 (4,322 km/h). Out tow, to see first-hand the spaceship in which going to space, ever since watching the moon
of the cabin’s 12 large windows, Krusing will they soon hope to travel. Sally Krusing is one landings as a child. Once Scaled Composites
see the skies fade through deeper and darker of them (she has had the Virgin Galactic logo succeeded, he partnered with Rutan on The
shades of blue. At 150,000 feet, beyond the painted onto her toenails for the occasion), Spaceship Company to build Virgin Galactic’s
bulk of the atmosphere, the rocket motor will alongside some future astronauts of consid- spacecraft: SpaceShipTwo. Unity is the second
cut out. Silence will fall, and momentum will erably more means. There’s Blair, for instance, SpaceShipTwo, and more are in the works.
carry them on up to 360,000 feet. The pilots former CEO of a private jet company. For him, Branson believes that demand will be so high
will have rotated the hinged tail into position the attraction of going to space is being a that Virgin Galactic will struggle to build further
by now, flipping the spaceship on its back (the pioneer. “If you were one of the first people in ones fast enough.
windows are mostly on the ceiling). They have the world to cross the Atlantic, and it was safe, Whenever future astronauts visit, Virgin
made it to space. With automated cameras would you have done it?” he asks. “Well, this is Galactic arranges a Q&A with its staff. The engi-
recording the adventure for posterity, Krusing my chance.” Another future astronaut is Luke, neers, pilots and management congregate on

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Guardians of rows of chairs at the far end of the hangar; one


of them is wearing a red T-shirt that reads “I’m
He brushes off the need to win the so-called
“new space race” between him, Jeff Bezos and
the galaxy a Virgin”. The customers are asked what aspect Elon Musk. “I don’t think it’s that important,”
When it comes to the future of of the flight they most want to be prepared he says. “What Jeff is doing is really exciting –
space travel, Virgin Galactic is not for. The responses range from the flippant (“I it’s very different to what we are offering and
the only organisation to keep want to learn how to do cool zero-G moves!”) I suspect a lot of people would like to do both.
an eye on. Meet the next generation
of astronomic entrepreneurs to the serious: a future astronaut called Yayoi I think Elon’s not really interested in putting
is concerned about how they’ll ensure every- people into space. His vision is much more to
one is strapped into their seats before re-entry. go into deep-space exploration.” In fact, Virgin
Virgin Galactic’s chief astronaut trainer Beth may be about to become involved with Musk
Moses reassures her that the process will be through his Hyperloop project, a proposed
rehearsed exhaustively in training at Spaceport earth-based transport system involving levitat-
America. Still, Yayoi has stumbled on an impor- ing pods zooming around near-vacuum tubes
tant issue. When Moses joined the company, at almost the speed of sound. “Hyperloop and
she later recalls, she asked the pilots, “What’s Virgin – there’s something on the horizon.”
the one thing you need the customers to do or In the future, taking a trip with Virgin
not do, so you don’t crash the ship?” They all Galactic will be significantly cheaper: in 20
said the same thing: “Get in your seat!” years time, Branson believes that it may cost
SpaceX Unbeknown to the future astronauts, Moses just $20,000 for a ticket. The company may
Founded by Tesla’s Elon Musk, SpaceX uses events like these to make observations also extend its offering to hypersonic “point-
has two goals. The first is to make it much
cheaper to take payloads to orbital space that help her tailor their eventual training. to-point” travel, taking off at one spaceport,
– satellites, say, or re-supplies for the A particularly useful moment will come travelling through space and landing at another
International Space Station (ISS). For
this it has developed the Falcon 9 rocket
later that afternoon, when they ride in a – this way, passengers could fly from LA to
(above), which can be reused after flight. SpaceShipTwo simulator. “I’m secretly taking Tokyo in an hour. Branson’s vision extends all
Musk’s long-term ambition, however, is
to colonise Mars.
observations: who reaches for the wall to brace the way to the edge of the sci-fi spectrum. At
themselves, who points as if they have their Mojave, he says, Virgin is working on flying
full orientation about them still,” she says. “I cars, and he hopes that one day there will be a
feel a bit like a stalker when I describe it to Virgin hotel on the moon. “Maybe in my kids’
you this way.” When the simulator ride is over, lifetime,” he says, “if not in mine.”
marking the end of the Mojave tour, the two
pilots at the controls turn and ask if anyone ack in Tucson, Arizona, a few months
has any further questions. They don’t. A future
astronaut shouts out: ”We’re ready to go!”

ir Richard Branson, fresh from a swim


B
  after her trip to Mojave, Sally Krusing
has completed an astrobiology class at
the state university and is now stud-
ying “orbital perspective” – the art of viewing

Blue Origin
Amazon’s Jef Bezos (above) is more of
a direct competitor to Virgin Galactic – he
wants to take tourists beyond the boundary
S  on Necker Island, is musing on what it
will be like to go to space. “I’ve been
lucky enough to meet a number of
astronauts who have been there and come back
and I think, without exception, they all feel
the earth from space. “When I think about
[the flight] it gets me so excited, I can hardly
stand myself,” she says. “It makes my current
lifestyle seem boring.” It invites the question:
Krusing will be unlikely to go up a second time,
of space in a capsule, initially for suborbital that they were changed people as a result. The so does she ever think about how she’ll feel
flights. Like SpaceX, Blue Origin employs a
reusable rocket (its current model is called earth is so beautiful and just to be able to see once it’s all over? “I try not to think about it,”
New Shepherd); when it’s time to return to it from space and experience something that she says. “I think I’ll feel let down after I’ve
earth, the capsule will land via parachute.
only 500 people have experienced – it’s going done with it and wonder, ‘What’s next for me?’
to be incredible.” To be precise, 536 people have And I don’t know what that is.” For now, she’d
experienced it. Virgin Galactic has around 700 rather focus on enjoying the months ahead,
customers already, meaning that in the first few living the life of a future astronaut.
years of service, Branson intends to fly more On a wall in Virgin Galactic’s hangar at the
people to space than in all of human history. Mojave Air & Space Port, a photograph of
Before the 2014 accident, Branson planned Krusing hangs among those of the company’s
to take his children, Sam and Holly, with him other customers. It shows her in front of VSS
on the first passenger flight. Today, that has Unity, her hands aloft in double peace signs.
changed. “Both my children have now got Underneath she has written a caption in black
young children, two lots of two-year-olds, so I pen. It reads, simply, “Living my dream.”
think I would most likely choose to do it myself
initially, but we’ll see a bit nearer the time,”
Bigelow Aerospace Branson says. He may even go up during the MORE For these related stories,
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hotel chain Budget Suites Of America, test flight programme. Is he confident about
is in the space habitat game. Bigelow safety? “We’ve still got the test programme
Aerospace is developing expandable Jack Of All Trades (Charlie Burton, June 2017)
modules for establishing or extending to be completed,” Branson says. He believes
I’m Sorry, Dave. I’m Afraid I Can Do That
space stations. It currently has one the testing will be successful but, “Only when (Charlie Burton, May 2017)
module attached to the ISS (which
was launched via SpaceX in 2016),
that’s absolutely completed will I be able to say Where We’re Going, We Don’t Need Drivers
and two further modules in orbit. I feel confident enough [to take passengers].” (Jason Barlow, February 2017)

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LILY JAMES

Leaving behind the corset and glass slippers of CINDERELLA,


LILY JAMES has broken free from the Hollywood fairy tale. As the star prepares
for a run of major stereotype-defying roles, GQ meets the past darling
of Downton Abbey and War & Peace before she takes a spin in big-cast musical
crime thriller of the summer BABY DRIVER
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ILY JAMES laughs like other people do the Heimlich manoeuvre. It’s a winning laugh, you under-
stand, endearing, just one she seems to have as much control over as someone holding a tiger by
the tail. Sometimes a “hur-hur-hur-hur” will grip her like a coughing fit – unapologetic, mouth-
open, I’m-laughing-here – and often she’ll end it with a snort, like punctuation, or a redneck’s
satisfied post-beer burp.
Put another way: we can probably just skip the part where I mention she’s not particularly like
either a demure Cinderella (in, appropriately, 2015’s Cinderella) or the prim Lady Rose MacClare
(in ITV’s Downton Abbey) or the pining Natasha Rostova (in the BBC’s War & Peace).
I meet James in her local pub in north London, on a hill above Hampstead Heath, near the flat
she shares with her boyfriend – a former Time Lord by the name of Matt Smith – and I find her
at the bar, ordering a gin and tonic she will later forget she hasn’t paid for. (“Oh, God. I have such
a terrible memory. My brother has to write down the names of everyone he meets.”)
Her new film is Baby Driver, and it’s one that a) is brilliant fun, b) is a particularly happy
moment for the 28-year-old, as it meant she’s no longer in a corset or a ballgown or wearing
slippers made of material with a distinct lack of give, and c) will maybe stop people comparing
her to the demure period waifs for which she’s become known. In it, she plays a sparky southern
waitress, the love interest to Ansel Elgort’s getaway driver. It’s the latest film from Edgar Wright
(Hot Fuzz, The World’s End) and plays like Drive crossed with a Hype Williams music video.
“I so enjoyed doing scenes that were just more conversational and natural. I’ve done a lot of
highly emotional stories, from books where there’s huge peaks and troughs, huge emotional
journeys.” This was different. “We did every scene to music.”
Baby Driver is fun for a lot of reasons – not least the supporting cast of Kevin Spacey (as the
criminal mastermind), Jamie Foxx and Jon Hamm (as two
members of the bank-robbing crew for which Elgort’s char-
acter drives) – but the main one is the music. Every scene is ‘The press
set to it – Elgort’s character (called Baby) was in a car crash
as a child, so listens to his iPod to drown out his tinnitus – said I’m
meaning dramatic scenes climax with musical crescendos, a bad role
gun battles happen to drum beats and the car chases are The
Fast And The Furious crossed with La La Land. model, but
They filmed, says James, with miniature earphones inside
their ears, so they could get the rhythms of the scenes bang
I eat! I just
on the music. Even the scripts came with sonic instructions. have an
“We got an app to download. On the script there was a
little dude with headphones that looked like Ansel, and as
hourglass
soon as you got to that, you pressed so the music played shape’
while you read. You’d read the stage directions, the car door
slams, and they’ll be like, a bcooooow in the song.”
On the day we meet, Emma Thompson is in the news for speaking out about
Hollywood’s “worsening” anorexia problem and mentioning she once threatened to
walk off the set of Brideshead Revisited after one of the female cast was pressured
by the producers to lose weight. James – who’s naturally petite – was herself crit-
icised about the size of her waist in Cinderella, but says it was unfair. “The press
were saying I’m a bad role model. I’ve always been healthy. I eat!” It should be
pointed out she’s eating while she says this. “I do have a tiny waist and quite
big hips so it looks in proportion, you know? I have an hourglass shape.”
Has she heard of women on set being asked to lose weight?
“Yeah, I’ve heard that story. And you hear those stories all the time. It’s
so disheartening. I hope it’s not getting worse, because people are talking
about it and people are aware.”
Coming up she’s got three films where she’s further throwing off her cor-
seted shackles, which she’s glad about, but which also presents another
worry. Namely: “They’re all set in the Second World War!”
Still, she’s probably not about to be typecast as the next Vera Lynn
any time soon. And besides, she adds, as they’re mostly quieter roles,
they’re different from how she’s currently seen, which is also good.
“Like, I love Michelle Williams. I’ve watched every film Michelle
Williams has ever done. I probably love her because she’s the
opposite of me, such stillness, such mystery. I’m quite big and
I play...” That laugh again. “Hur-hur-hur-hur! I play quite
vivacious characters.” In fairness, we’re not complaining.
Baby Driver is out on 28 June.

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and keeping some for the future.”
In fact, gin has never quite had the
kudos of other spirits and, from child- Ingredients (serves 2)
hood memory, it was often tagged as O 100ml Blackcurrant-infused Hepple Gin
“mother’s ruin” and a depressant, which suggested that mothers who drank this evil (see below)
spirit were alcoholics or severely unhappy. I’m not sure that was quite the case. O 60ml Martini Rosso
The popularity and consumption of gin in this country fell away after the war, and
gin production and distilleries became a rarity, even in the capital, where gin production O 20ml Campari
found its fame in the form of London gin and the famous Beefeater bottle, illustrated O Top up with English sparkling wine
with Tower Of London gatekeepers on the label. Back in the 18th century, during the For the blackcurrant-infused gin
“gin craze”, the city had around 1,500 distillers, which is difficult to imagine as only Infuse 250g of fresh or frozen blackcurrants
five years ago you could count them on one hand. in a bottle of Hepple Gin for 12 hours. Then
It’s impossible to know how many gins are being produced right now in the UK, but strain through a fine-meshed sieve or muslin,
I do know that eight years ago Sam Galsworthy, Fairfax Hall and distiller and historian reserving a few blackcurrants for the garnish.
Jared Brown made a big noise when they were awarded a distilling license to start pro- Method
ducing Sipsmith in their garage in Hammersmith, London. They woke up regular gin Stir the first four ingredients on cubed
drinkers and tempted new ones, making gin-drinking cool again and forcing established ice in a mixing glass for about a minute,
brands such as Beefeater and Plymouth Gin to rethink the market. All of a sudden, dis- and strain into a chilled coupe glass.
tillers such as Sipsmith were winning food awards and scooping accolades alongside Top with the English sparkling wine and
great artisan food producers. When I visited Sam in Hammersmith in the early days, he garnish with some fresh blackcurrants.
proudly showed me his distilling certificate, which was the first to be issued in 200 years.
I suppose they set a precedent and made a pathway for the rest to follow.
Gin starts life as a grain- or molasses-based spirit, much like an unrefined vodka: a
neat industrial spirit that you wouldn’t want to drink until it has been distilled and
flavoured with botanicals. For me, the best test of a gin is in a Martini, as you get the
pure hit of the finished spirit and all the botanicals used in the distilling process will
be apparent in the mouth, rather than hiding among the other ingredients in a longer
cocktail. I quite like the simple rule of using three main ingredients in menu dishes
and mixed drinks.
When I first moved to London 30 years ago, Camden was where we went to see live
(From previous page)
music. I saw The Smiths at Dingwalls there, and we would often go to Camden for vintage
clothes and second-hand vinyl. I used to wonder what went on in the area’s lovely old
warehouses and, had I connected street names such as Juniper Crescent, I may have
2. The FULL ENGLISH
taken a bit more interest in its history. Back then people talked a lot about “gin palaces”, NEGRONI
which were large old Victorian pubs built in the early 18th century, featuring lavish bars “Finally someone is making British vermouth
selling the spirit of London. A few still existed and new ones were copying the look and Campari, the two key ingredients of a Full
(rather like the Irish pubs you find all over the world today), but eventually they all English Negroni. If Sacred’s vermouth is too
spicy, try The Collector, made in Somerset
became big pubs selling an awful lot of lager and not a lot of gin.
by the folk behind The Ethicurian restaurant.”
Pubs designed in the style of the gin palaces
are sadly disappearing and becoming craft beer Ingredients (serves 2)
pubs. I hate that name – why don’t they just Sipsmith’s O 100ml Sacred Gin
call it real ale like they used to? Good brewers
are artisan craftsman, like cheese makers, but
distilling O 100ml Sacred or The Collector vermouth

the latter don’t call themselves “craft cheese certificate, O 100ml Sacred Rose Hip Cup
makers”. I suppose it’s something we picked up
from the United States and it has stuck.
the first O2 twists of orange peel or a slice of apple

Those palaces may be a thing of the past, but to be issued Method


Pour the three liquid ingredients into a mixing
the producers featured on these pages are cel-
ebrating gin in all its forms – just follow these
in 200 years, glass and top with ice cubes. Stir for 15 seconds.
Strain into a tumbler over an ice sphere.
cocktail recipes to do them justice. set a precedent Serve with an orange twist or slice of apple.

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3 The MARTINI
No3 London Dry Gin
“With six balanced ingredients, this gin from Berry
Bros & Rudd, the capital’s oldest wine merchant,
makes a perfect Martini. If a bottle could talk, there
would be no end to a long lunch.” £35. no3gin.com

Ingredients (serves 1)
O 70ml No3 London Dry Gin
O 5ml dry vermouth
Method
Pour all of the ingredients into a mixing glass,
add cubed ice and stir for 10-15 seconds.
Strain the contents into a small coupe glass
and a mini carafe.
Cut a 5cm strip of lemon skin, twist it over
the glass, allowing the oil to spray onto the
surface, then drop into the drink as a garnish.
Serve the mini carafe in a small bowl of
crushed ice on the side of the coupe.

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Conker Spirit
Launched in 2014,
Conker Spirit is Dorset’s
first gin. Since Julian
Temperley began making
Somerset Cider Brandy
in the southwest some
25 years ago, the area
has started to produce
some fantastic spirits,
including Black Cow
vodka, and gin was the
missing link.
“When I was a child,
playing conkers was
a regular playground
activity come the
autumn, so I was
interested to hear, a few “Chestnuts in syrup are best for this,
years back, that Rupert and you can use the syrup from the
Holloway was to start can in the cocktail as well.”
producing Conker Spirit
Ingredients (serves 2)
gin in my home county
of Dorset,” says Hix. O 100ml Conker Spirit Gin
Conker Spirit gin is
distilled using British O 4tsp chestnut syrup
wheat spirit, New Forest O 400ml tangerine or mandarin juice
spring water and ten
botanicals, including OSoda water to top up
some rather distinctive,
but unusual, Dorset O2 chestnuts in syrup to garnish
flavours such as gorse Method
flowers, samphire
Put the gin, chestnut syrup and juice
and elderberries.
in a highball glass or similar and mix.
Before he put Conker
Spirit on the market, Half-fill with ice, then top up with
Rupert supplied Hix soda water. Garnish with chestnuts
with – if not the first – on cocktail sticks or orange rind.
a very early batch for
the launch of the Hix
Academy in Weymouth,
and it created this
cocktail for the opening.
£35.95. conkerspirit.co.uk
4 The CONKERER
GIN COCKTAILS

Tarquin’s Gin

Tarquin Leadbetter
launched Tarquin’s Gin
in 2013 when he was only
23. His intention was to
use traditional botanicals
and a wheat spirit base.
Production started
small at a distillery at
Higher Trevibban Farm,
in Wadebridge, Cornwall,
with only 300 bottles
made per session in
a copper pot still. This
was named Tamara after
the goddess of the River
Tamar, and is the only
old-school, naked-flame- “I named this cocktail after the food
operated pot still in the writer Rose Prince and her husband,
country. Leadbetter uses Dominic, who brought me some fruit
a paella stove to heat it from Tarquin’s orchard. The infusion
and bread dough to seal keeps well and can be used for all
the top. He keeps a close sorts of drinks.”
eye on the distilling
process and, once the Ingredients (serves 2)
gin is rested, cuts it O 150ml quince-infused Tarquin’s Gin
with local Boscastle (see below)
water. He then bottles,
corks and seals it. O 150ml poached quince
Like most gin distillers, cooking liquor (see below)
Leadbetter likes to add
a little twist in terms O The juice of 1 lemon
of the botanicals, using O The white of 1 egg
local(ish) Devon violet
leaves to add freshness For the quince-infused gin
and individuality. Mix 500g quince, coarsely grated,
Tarquin also makes peel and all, a litre of Tarquin’s Gin
a Navy Strength edition, and 30g sugar; seal in an airtight
which is 57 per cent container. After 3-4 weeks, strain
proof. Commissioned through a fine sieve and store
by the Royal Navy, it in airtight bottles until required.
was so popular that he
continues to produce it For the poached quinces
under the Sea Dog label. Peel 5 quinces and put them in
You may have seen a nonreactive saucepan with a small
Cornish pastis in piece of cinnamon stick, 6 cloves,
specialist shops and 6 juniper berries, 200g sugar and
wondered what it was. 1 lemon, halved. Cover with water,
Well, this is Leadbetter’s bring to the boil and simmer for 45
very own West Country minutes or until tender. Keep the
pastis: a great addition poached quinces in the cooking liquor
to any collection of to use as a dessert or garnish for game.
alternative British spirits.
Gin and pastis, £30.95. Method
Navy Strength, £39.95. Mix all four ingredients in a cocktail
southwestern shaker with ice, shake and pour into
distillery.com suitable serving glasses.

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6 The DUKE
Ingredients (serves 2)
O 100ml Half Hitch Gin
O 80ml port
O 40ml grenadine syrup
O The juice of a blood orange
O Top up with English sparkling wine
Method
Mix the first four ingredients
together and chill over ice or
in the freezer until cold.
Pour into champagne saucers
and top up with sparkling wine.

Half Hitch Gin


Back in the 18th century,
Camden was the hub of
London gin distilling and
warehousing, with a daily
express train shipping the
spirit out for export
around the world.
Half a century after gin
production ceased here,
Mark Holdsworth started
up Half Hitch in late 2014
in the old Camden Lock
warehouse vaults. The
name was inspired by the
knots used to tie up the
barges. The Half Hitch
flavour profiles are
bergamot, Malawian black
tea, pepper and hay.
Upon launching,
Hix asked his head
barman, Dustin MacMillan,
to create a cocktail for
DEVON IN THE DETAIL
Launched in July 2016, Pitch@Palace at St James’s
Salcombe Gin distillery is on Palace, hosted by the Duke
the site of the Island Cruising of York. Here, Brits have
Club boat repair shed, making the opportunity to show
it one of the few gin distilleries of their creations and
in the world that can be inventions to enhance and
accessed by land and sea. promote the country’s
£37.50. salcombegin.com
artisans. This is the result.
£39.95. halfhitch.london

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7
Ingredients (serves 2)
O 150ml or more Seedlip

The FILTHY SEEDLIP MARTINI O 3 large, green, good-quality olives along


with the brine
Method
Seedlip
Put the Seedlip with a couple of tablespoons of
And, finally, something for the teetotallers (or designated drivers). In 2015, Ben Branson, who the olive brine into a cocktail shaker and half fill
was previously a food and drink brand designer, came up with what he calls the world’s first with ice cubes.
distilled nonalcoholic spirit, which looks like gin, more or less tastes like gin, but isn’t gin at all.
Seedlip, which currently comes in Spice 94 and Garden 108 varieties, has the botanical aroma of Stir for about 20 seconds, strain into martini
gin and is sold in a bottle you could easily accuse the shopkeeper of misplacing on the shelves. glasses or similar and place some olives
It’s carefully distilled using more or less the same botanicals as gin – juniper, plus lemon peel, skewered onto cocktail sticks into each glass,
cardamom and cascarilla tree bark – and it really will ensure you don’t feel like a gooseberry in then serve immediately. (Alternatively, if you’re
the company of friends who are drinking the real thing. As Hix did when he first discovered it, using Seedlip Garden 108 rather than Spice 94,
you could be knocking back Filthy Seedlip Martinis like they’ve just come into fashion then drive garnish with a split pea pod hung on the rim of
everyone home. £27.95. seedlipdrinks.com the glass instead of the olives.)

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Shirt by Saint Laurent,£588.
At matchesfashion.com.
Jeans by Levi’s, £54. levi.com.
Sunglasses by Garrett Leight,
£287. garrettleight.com. Watch
by Baume & Mercier, £1,690.
baume-et-mercier.co.uk.
Necklace by The Great Frog,
£243. thegreatfrogoflondon.
com. On sunloungers: Shirt,
£153. T-shirt, £69. Both by
Levi’s. levi.com

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Soar into summer with the Bafta-winning hero of 


Spider-Man: Homecoming, as Marvel’s newest blockbuster superstar
TOM HOLL AND
steps out of the spandex and into classic Californian poolside chic
STORY BY PHOTOGRAPHS BY STYLING BY
Stuart McGurk Carter Smith Warren Alfie Baker

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When TOM HOLLAND found Cumberbatch Oscar-bait film about the birth
of electricity (The Current War) at the same
time, “shooting two days in Atlanta, two days

out he’d landed the much-coveted in London, flying every third day in between”.
There was a time he was held up in customs,
he says, only getting to his hotel at 4.30am,
role as the new SPIDER-MAN, before being picked up for a 16-hour Avengers
shoot an hour later, then flying directly back to

it wasn’t via an agent’s text, a call London. That, he says, was not fun.

T
alk to most actors slipping on a
from a studio head, or the director cape or into spandex and they will
tell you what a fan they were of
the comics as a child. But Holland’s
leaving a voicemail. Instead, the Spider-Man obsession surely goes
one step beyond.

21-year-old discovered he was Over the years, he says, “as a child, I defi-
nitely went through multiple costumes. I’d go
to bed in my costume, wake up in it, spend
to play the most famous victim of all day in it...” Tom Holland liked Spider-Man.
Just five years ago, he adds, he went to a

a spider bite via INSTAGRAM. party dressed as – you guessed it – Spider-


Man. There was just one problem. “It wasn’t a
fancy dress party. It was just a regular party.
And I was there as Spider-Man.”
The real costume, he says, was trickier.

S
itting in his childhood bedroom at It may just be the latest Spider-Man reboot Due to a head he describes as “weirdly egg-
home in Kingston Upon Thames (this will be the third series in 15 years), but shaped”, he wore a helmet under the suit.
on a Saturday, having just played what sets this one apart is that he will join Once the eyes were clipped in, he says, “I
(“and been badly beaten by”) his the larger Marvel universe, which meant a could only see about five feet in front of me,
dad at a morning’s round of golf, wise-cracking cameo in last year’s Captain with no peripheral vision.” It led, once, to him
he suddenly came across the Marvel account, America: Civil War and recently saw him shoot- being clobbered by a stuntman. “Yeah, I got
showing a picture of Spider-Man and direct- ing the Marvel royal rumble that is next year’s punched in the face. I was supposed to dodge
ing followers to the website to find out who Avengers: Infinity War, also starring (deep it and I just didn’t see it coming. He cracked
the actor would be. It was him. Holland, pre- breath) Robert Downey Jr (as Iron Man), Brie me in the head. He had this massive gauntlet
dictably, went nuts. The dogs started barking. Larson (as Captain Marvel), Scarlett Johnasson in his hand, a big metal fist type thing, and
His mum rushed upstairs, thinking he’d hurt (as Black Widow), Vin Diesel (as Groot), Chris he punched me in the face so hard, like you
himself. What’s wrong? I’m Spider-Man! Hemsworth (as Thor), Chris Pratt (as Star Lord), wouldn’t believe. But it looks great! I hope
It was his older brother who advised caution. Chris Evans (as Captain America), Elizabeth they use it. It’s one of those things where you
It was just after the Sony hack. Have they Olsen (as Scarlet Witch), Mark Ruffalo (as stand up and you’re angry, like, ‘What the hell,
actually called you? Well, no... The Hulk), Benedict Cumberbatch (as Doctor man? You punched me in the head!’ Then you
Luckily for Holland, it was caused by a leak Strange), Paul Bettany (as Vision), Paul Rudd realise it’s entirely your fault.”
rather than a hack; Marvel rushed out the (as Ant-Man), Jeremy Renner (as Hawkeye) Next up, he says, he’d naturally like to play
news after it was about to spill anyway, hence and Bradley Cooper (voicing a genetically mod- some edgier roles (“I’ve played a lot of wide-
the late phone call, which duly came from the ified racoon called Rocket). eyed kids”), but before then there’s the small
studio half an hour later. It meant, as Holland was also filming a matter of being contracted for three more
“So I think before it looked like a leak, Spider-Man movies. “But on the second film,
Marvel did a big press release to make it look we’re gonna have to sort the suit.”
like they had released it. Though obviously Spider-Man: Homecoming is out on 7 July.
I’ve just kiboshed those plans by telling you!”
Plus, he says, not only was it a relief when
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the proper celebrating out of his system. “I was
lucky to get the huge excitement out of the
Hollywood Now (Stuart McGurk, May 2017)
way, then have a calm, collected conversation
Alfie Allen: A Man Of Many Parts
with my new bosses.” (Boyd Hilton, November 2016)
The role sees Holland – who first came to Josh Whitehouse: Millennial Rising
prominence in tsunami drama The Impossible (Jessica Punter, April 2016)
playing the son of Ewan McGregor and Naomi
Watts – as the second Brit (following Andrew Web master (left): Tom Holland has
Garfield) to slip into the spandex of one of signed to appear as Spider-Man in six
films, more than the previous two
the US’s most iconic superheroes, and also wall-crawlers combined
helped him win the recent Rising Star Bafta.

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‘It wasn’t a fancy


dress party. Just
a regular party.
And I was there
as Spider-Man’
Jacket by Dolce & Gabbana, £2,582.
dolcegabbana.com. Shirt by Levi’s Vintage,
£153. levi.com

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Suit by Boss, £662. hugoboss.com. Shirt by Levi’s Vintage, £153.
levi.com. Watch by Montblanc, £3,160. montblanc.com

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Shirt by All Saints, £121.


allsaints.com. Trousers
by Theory, £192. theory.com.
Sunglasses by Garrett
Leight, £266. garrettleight.
com. Necklace by
The Great Frog, £243.
thegreatfrogoflondon.com
‘He punched me in the
face, so hard, like you
wouldn’t believe.
But it looked great!’
Jacket by Giorgio Armani,
£2,268. armani.com. Sunglasses
by Garrett Leight, £310. At
matchesfashion.com. Necklace
by The Great Frog, £243.
thegreatfrogoflondon.com

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Jacket, £2,190. Trousers,


£1,328. Both by Giorgio
Armani. armani.com. Watch
by Montblanc, £1,460.
montblanc.com. Necklace
by The Great Frog, £243.
thegreatfrogoflondon.com.
Sunglasses by Garrett
Leight, £388. At matches
fashion.com

Fashion Editor Grace Gilfeather


Producer Ariana Trinneer
at Copious Management
Hair Christine Nelli at The Wall Group
Shot on location in Los Angeles

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TOMI LAHREN became one of the
most watched women in the world thanks
to her alt-right takedowns of Beyoncé,
Barack Obama and Black Lives Matter
– a love of CONTROVERSY that has
even pitted her against her own ultra-
conservative fans. GQ went toe-to-toe with
Trump’s post-truth pin-up to discover what
chance the liberal media stands against...

‘White STORY BY
Alex Hannaford

PHOTOGRAPHS BY

power
James Breeden

Barbie’
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TOMI LAHREN

‘I’m a smart ass


and I’m very proud
of that. I wish
people would see
I’m a smart ass’

Right this way:


Tomi Lahren
photographed
in TheBlaze studios,
14 December 2016

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A
t first, his protest went “white power Barbie” by adversaries online, it Tomi Lahren – and if anything, her axing only
unnoticed. It was a presea- seemed that Lahren, an athletic blonde woman further illustrates how different Trumpism is
son game in mid-August who hails from South Dakota, had settled com- to mainstream conservatism. Just as Trump
and Colin Kaepernick, fortably into her role as the new media darling is unpredictable, so too are his fiercest high-
a 6ft 4in quarterback with of Trump’s United States, eschewing subtlety profile supporters. As Politico magazine said in
the San Francisco 49ers and balance in favour of boorish, partisan and March, Lahren “might have run afoul of social
American football team, often offensive attacks. conservatives, but with her wide reach and
sat quietly on the bench But then, in March, during an appearance on trademark sass, her future could be positively
while everyone else in the stadium stood, hand The View, Lahren admitted to something that Trumpian”. It added, “The Beck-Lahren divorce
on heart, for the national anthem. didn’t sit well with mainstream conservatives: is only the most recent and visible example of
Kaepernick’s was a silent protest, specifically being pro-choice. She said, “I’m someone that’s the way the many uneasy bargains – hastily
against the alarming number of African- for limited government. I can’t sit here and be struck among Republicans, conservatives, lib-
Americans who had died at the hands of a hypocrite and say I’m for limited government ertarians and moderates since Trump’s election
police across the US, either on the streets or but I think that the government should decide – are being tested now, and will continue to be.”
in custody, and more generally at a country what women should do with their bodies.”
he felt still oppressed black people more than Afterwards, she tweeted: “I am not glorify- n December 2016, I went to Irving, Texas,
50 years after the end of the Civil Rights era.
By the middle of the month, now joined by a
handful of other players, his continued protests
had become national news. On 29 August, in a
brief three-and-a-half minute video clip titled
“Sit Down Colin Kaepernick”, a 24-year-old
conservative television host called Tomi Lahren
ing abortion. I don’t personally advocate for it.
I just don’t think it’s the government’s place to
dictate... I have moderate, conservative and lib-
ertarian views. I’m human. I will never apologise,
to anyone, for being an independent thinker.”
The backlash was swift. Her boss, Glenn
Beck, the 53-year-old controversial conserv-
I  just west of Dallas, to meet Lahren at the
offices and studios of TheBlaze. Beck’s
company poached her from San Diego-
based One America News Network in
October 2015, after the Obama rant went viral.
Lahren was part of a drive to increase
TheBlaze’s audience share after its fortunes
took him to task. “Let me eviscerate this mouth took a dive. In April 2016, a year after an initial
diarrhoea for you sentence by sentence,” she
began. “If this country disgusts you so much,
Lahren has settled round of layoffs, the network cut between
35 and 45 more staff, according to AdWeek
leave. And Colin, how dare you sit there and
blame white people for the problems in minori-
comfortably into – a move designed, said the Daily Beast, to
“satisfy the requirements of a multimillion-
ty communities. After all, aren’t you half white?
Didn’t two white parents adopt you after your
her role as the dollar bank loan taken out to keep Beck’s
revenue-challenged enterprise running”. Chris
parents weren’t willing to raise you? For a racist media darling of Gannett, TheBlaze’s then-senior vice president
and horrible country filled with racist and hor- of marketing, told me a recent leadership team
rible white people, that’s really something isn’t Trump’s America change was paying off.
it? Maybe you should also decline the paycheck From the outside, Mercury Studios, which
from the white owner of your team.” houses TheBlaze, is a nondescript concrete
The clip, posted on the Facebook page of building in the middle of a car park. Inside,
Lahren’s then-employer, TheBlaze, had more it’s a strange combination of offices, record-
than 67 million views. A month before, she ing studio and museum which houses Beck’s
had equated the anti-racist activist movement ative talk show host who made his name on bizarre collectibles. There’s a life-size replica
Black Lives Matter with the Ku Klux Klan; in Fox News before launching TheBlaze in 2011, of the Oval Office; a piano that was played
2015 she’d gone viral after accusing President tweeted, “Wait, libertarian views? Help me out by protesters in Independence Square in Kiev
Barack Obama of a “half-way, half-baked, tip- on Trumpcare, stimulus and executive orders. during the Ukraine uprising; the bench from
toe, be-friendly-to-jihadis mentality”. Trump is anything but libertarian.” the movie Forrest Gump; and – disturbingly –
And in response to Beyoncé’s perceived He then suspended Lahren from TheBlaze for a handkerchief that once belonged to Hitler,
support for Black Lives Matter in her Super a week before terminating her contract alto- apparently stained with his blood.
Bowl half-time show, in which her backing gether. Conservative political blog Red State, The last segment of Lahren’s show, “Final
dancers dressed as Black Panthers and she gave called Lahren a “spotlight-loving chameleon Thoughts”, a three-minute diatribe on a news-
the black power salute, Lahren accused her whose opinions change based on the crowd worthy (and usually controversial) topic, had
of “ripping off the historical Band-Aid”, that [she’s] playing to”. been freed from TheBlaze’s paywall. These
instead of acknowledging that “little white girls But Beck is a traditional conservative who has were the clips that often went viral and which
want to be like you, just like little black girls repeatedly railed against Trump on his show (last made Lahren’s name. Today, her Facebook page
do... you’d rather perpetuate the great battle of year he admitted he spent $300,000 backing has more than four million likes.
the races”. And Lahren didn’t stop there, aiming unsuccessful presidential candidate Ted Cruz). “That’s all we can put online,” she told me
her sights at Jay Z, too: “Your husband was a Lahren, meanwhile, had been one of the presi- in her dressing room while her make-up artist
drug dealer. For 14 years he sold crack cocaine. dent’s most vocal supporters. In March, she even applied the finishing touches before the day’s
Talk about protecting black neighbourhoods.” said Trump had called her to thank her after she show. “There’s a maximum seven minutes we
Wielding her toxic brand of right-wing had said favourable things about him on con- can pull from each show because of cable con-
vitriol – whether in 140 characters or direct- servative pundit Sean Hannity’s Fox news show. tracts, so ‘Final Thoughts’ is perfect for that.
to-camera on her television show, On Point Even with her departure from TheBlaze (in I tell people the misconception about me is that
With Tomi Lahren – she made hosts on Fox April she filed a lawsuit against Beck, alleging I’m angry – that that is my schtick. But more
News, the bane of Democrats since the chan- wrongful dismissal; Beck then countersued, so than anything I’m a smart ass and I’m very
nel’s creation by Rupert Murdoch in 1996, saying Lahren was suspended for “insub- proud of that. So I wish people would see I’m
look positively pedestrian. Despite being called ordination”), the US hasn’t seen the last of a smart ass.”

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In her prime: Lahren uses her Instagram


account to promote her conservative
values, as well as to connect directly
with more than 740,000 followers

She responded
to Beyoncé’s
perceived
support for
Black Lives
Photographs Instagram/@tomilahren

Matter. And
then aimed her
sights at Jay Z

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‘I’m not a politician or a president, so I’m
not trying to unify the country’

The vision thing: Behind the


scenes of former TheBlaze
show On Point With Tomi
Lahren, 16 December 2016

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Arguably, watching entire episodes of publication that was once a “curiosity of the
Lahren’s show on TheBlaze, viewers would fringe right wing, is now an increasingly pow-
also see at least an attempt to look at the erful voice and virtual rallying spot for millions
issues through a more balanced lens. She of disaffected conservatives who propelled
often invited left-leaning guests on. But “Final Trump to the Republican nomination for pres-
Thoughts” – the vehicle through which most ident”. Hillary Clinton called Breitbart “racist,
people became aware of her – offered none of radical and offensive”. Spencer, meanwhile, said
that. The Dallas Morning News said she casts Bannon would “push Trump in the right direc-
herself as a truth-teller “even as she can casu- tion”, which “would be a wonderful thing”.
ally brush aside nuance, context and history”. At the tail end of January, Trump alarmed
Although she denied being controversial many already suspicious of Bannon’s influence
for clicks – an accusation even conservative when he elevated him to full membership of
critics would level at her following her abortion the National Security Council – a decision
comments – I pointed out that Facebook and Trump has since reversed – while simultane-
YouTube rewarded publishers for views. She ously downgrading the director of national
said whether she got five million or 66 million intelligence and the chairman of the Joint
views, it didn’t affect her salary. Either way, it Chiefs Of Staff.
certainly did wonders for her profile. Bannon, meanwhile, claims his definition of
Lahren is part of a wave of Trump champion- the alt-right differs. It is, he insists, “younger
ing commentators which includes CNN pundit people who are anti-globalists, very national-
Scottie Nell Hughes (who American GQ called ist, terribly anti-establishment” – and that the
the “world’s most loyal Trump surrogate”); Breitbart website hosts myriad different views.
Ann Coulter, the right-wing polemicist whose Bannon, Trump and their supporters have
new book is In Trump We Trust; and Milo persistently fomented public mistrust in the
Yiannopoulos, the ultra-conservative British mainstream media (think: the New York Times,
writer and self-publicist who refers to Trump CNN, NBC, CBS etc), with Trump condemn-
as “Daddy” and was banned from Twitter for ing the outlets as “fake news” and saying his
life last summer after reportedly spearhead- Insta gratification: Lahren used social media to perceived “bad treatment” by them is “record
ing a campaign of racial harassment towards build a following for her show on TheBlaze. Both setting”. Bannon referred to the media as
fans and detractors were always quick to respond
the black Ghostbusters actress Leslie Jones. “the opposition party” and said it should be
(Yiannopoulos declined an interview with GQ, collectively “embarrassed, humiliated and keep
saying the magazine was “banned”.)
‘LGBT...Q...A...F... its mouth shut”.
This has all left many in the media won-
his chorus of support for Trump coin-
I don’t even know dering whether it’s part of a master plan to

T
  cided with a divisive presidential
campaign during which he referred
to Mexican immigrants as rapists,
promised to build a “big, beautiful
wall” on the US border with Mexico, belittled
the Gold Star parents of a Muslim Army captain
who died in a car bombing in Iraq, perpetuated
its name, but
that doesn’t
make me a bigot’
sow seeds of doubt so that Trump can push
through his agenda free from scrutiny – or at
least scrutiny that any of his supporters will
believe. According to an analysis of Trump’s
social media feed, the New York Times claimed
he often backs up dubious claims with links to
Breitbart News or right-wing blogs that often
the racist “birther” conspiracy theory that held promote conspiracy theories, highlighting “the
Obama was born in Kenya and repeatedly bounty of misinformation accessible on the
refused to repudiate the support he’d picked up web and its power in a deeply divided America
from former KKK leader David Duke. (Trump – especially when endorsed by someone of Mr
would blame a “lousy” earpiece for that.) In his first days as president, Trump added Trump’s influence and visibility”.
Worse, perhaps, was the association between two Breitbart staffers to his administration. In a message to his staff at the end of
Trumpism and the so-called alternative right. Julia Hahn, who had covered immigration issues January, the editor-in-chief of the Reuters
The term (“alt-right” for short) was coined for Breitbart through what CNN described as news organisation said that in an era where
eight years ago by Richard B Spencer, the an “aggressively anti-immigration lense”, is the president refers to journalists as “among
38-year-old chairman of white nationalist now special assistant to the president, and the most dishonest human beings on earth” his
think tank the National Policy Institute, and Sebastian Gorka, a British-born defence expert reporters should tackle the administration in
Colin Liddell. According to civil rights organi- who was the site’s national security editor and the same way they would in places like China,
sation Southern Poverty Law Center, the term a huge critic of Obama’s handling of terrorist Zimbabwe and Russia, where “the media is
refers to “a loose set of far-right ideals cen- groups, now serves as deputy assistant. Gorka unwelcome and frequently under attack”.
tered on ‘white identity’ and the preservation pleaded guilty to an attempt last year to carry a But Trump and Bannon’s continual demon-
of ‘western civilisation’”. handgun onto an aeroplane – a federal offence. ising of the mainstream media has also given
Before joining the Trump campaign Yiannopoulos, meanwhile, whose planned supportive commentators such as Lahren
as its CEO, Stephen Bannon, now the talk at the University Of California at the begin- more oxygen, although she too has been
Photograph Rex

president’s chief strategist, served as exec- ning of February was cancelled after protesters forced to distance herself from the damag-
utive chairman of the media organisation rioted, also worked as a journalist at Breitbart ing alt-right label, saying she would never be
Breitbart News, identifying it as “the platform News in London (he resigned the same month). “a cheerleader or an apologist for the KKK or
for the alt-right”. The New York Times noted in August that a any other hate group”.

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Gannett, who would leave TheBlaze for a optimism. Ridding ourselves of the shackles tweeted to her 693,000 followers: “Meet the
new job shortly before Lahren’s departure, told of political correctness and fixing immigration. new KKK, they call themselves ‘Black Lives
me that although American GQ called Lahren That, to me, is very unifying.” Matter’ but make no mistake their goals are
the “alt-right queen”, that label “is not in I pointed out that Trump’s campaign – and far from equality. #Dallas #bluelivesmatter.”
theory, concept or philosophy anything that the beginnings of his term in office – hardly Johnson’s attack came at the same time
we share... She bristles at that and does not screamed “unifier”; and that railing against a peaceful Black Lives Matter protest was
aspire to that.” political correctness felt like disparaging taking place in the city in response to the con-
a system designed to protect the marginal- troversial police killings of African-American
ahren, an only child, grew up in ised. Didn’t language matter? men in Louisiana and Minnesota. A former

L
  Rapid City, South Dakota, a city of
about 70,000 in the shadow of the
Black Hills mountains. Her parents,
both from ranching families, are
conservatives – dad, Kevin, works for big box
retail store Target Corporation, handling its
air conditioning repairs in the district; mum,
“Here’s the difference between being polit-
ically incorrect and being an asshole: I don’t
encourage people to be assholes or openly
offend people,” she told me. “There are some
people – LGBT... Q... A... F... NMG – I don’t
even know there are so many. And just because
I don’t know that and I say the wrong thing,
US soldier, Johnson was apparently aveng-
ing the deaths of those black people killed,
but at a press conference, then-Dallas police
chief David Brown made it clear that Johnson
was upset not just at the police shootings,
but also at the Black Lives Matter movement.
For Johnson, Black Lives Matter – which
Trudy, is a loan officer at a bank. it doesn’t mean I’m trying to offend [them] or sprang up in 2013 in the wake of the acquittal
She said her parents are her biggest of George Zimmerman, the neighbour-
supporters and have now become minor hood watch captain who shot to death
celebrities in Rapid City. They didn’t mind unarmed black teenager Trayvon Martin
the invective Lahren directed towards in Florida – was toothless.
her perceived enemies on her show, but Despite deleting the tweet shortly
they don’t like to hear her swear. “I said afterwards, Lahren remains unrepent-
‘blow job’ on ‘Final Thoughts’ once and ant. “When you had the Civil Rights
they weren’t happy,” she said. movement you had declared leaders who
After graduating from the University people looked up to – Martin Luther King
Of Nevada in 2014, where she studied and similar – who would denounce vio-
journalism and political science, an lence. So Black Lives Matter needs to
internship at One America News establish some kind of leadership if they
Network led to her own show. Last year, are in fact going to be a legitimate move-
while working at TheBlaze, she became ment and those leaders should come out
an informal advisor to the Trump cam- Show and tell: Mercury Studios in Irving, Texas, and say we don’t want looting, rioting,
where TheBlaze – owned by conservative Glenn
paign on its social media use, and according to Beck – records its shows, December 2016 we don’t believe in vandalising police cars,
the New York Times, did some Facebook Live lighting them on fire, throwing rocks at the
broadcasts in the final weeks before the elec- police, blocking the highway system.”
tion on its behalf. ‘I criticise Black I pointed out that the Civil Rights era did
She compares what happened with the US
election with the UK over Brexit. “I think you Lives Matter and have its share of riots and violent protest – and
that few look back now and say it shouldn’t
can relate to it very well,” she told me. “The
silent majority was tired of being silent; tired
all of a sudden I’m have happened that way. Regardless of the
level of violence or otherwise at any given
of being ignored.”
The mainstream media in the US, she said,
a member of the Black Lives Matter protest though, Lahren
still compared it to the KKK, equating a loose
only caters to people living on the two coasts
– “LA, New York City and the surrounding
new Ku Klux Klan’ movement of people protesting what they see
as racial injustice in the United States with a
areas, because that’s where they’re based. violent, extremist group whose sole aim was to
There’s this giant section in the middle of purify American society to further their white
the country which is largely ignored and supremacist agenda.
they’re the ones losing their jobs; they’re the I wondered whether Lahren’s world view
ones going through the hardest time with the be intolerant or that I’m a bigot. Sometimes came from leading a sheltered existence; that
slowest recovery we’ve seen from a reces- being politically incorrect means I don’t know her lack of compassion comes from not ever
sion, stagnant wages, and those people said what to say in such a way that’s not going to having tried to truly understand the experi-
it’s time for a change. Obama didn’t give them offend anyone. I’m not going to walk up and ence of being a member of a minority in the
the change they were looking for, so they’re throw the “N” word out. No. That’s rude. It’s US. The problem is she had – and will have in
looking for someone outside of the mould, and disrespectful. But it doesn’t mean I can’t speak the future – a stage from which to share that
Trump came in at just the right time.” to a black person and say I believe Black Lives sheltered world view, and loudly.
Lahren said she was just trying to give those Matter is disjointed and has lost its legitimacy. It’s certainly not the only time Lahren’s
Trump voters in middle America a voice. “I’m Let’s have a conversation about it.” tweets or “Final Thoughts” incurred the wrath
not a politician or a president, so I’m not trying Yes, let’s have a conversation about that of her detractors. In January some social media
to unify the country.” But she insisted Trump Black Lives Matter tweet. It came at 3.30am users began retweeting some old tweets she’d
is. “It’s the economy, stupid,” she told me. “You one morning, the day after a man called Micah sent while she was in college. One read:
wouldn’t have had blue-collar workers and Johnson shot and killed five police officers in “Does anybody at this school speak English?
Democrats voting for him in states that had Dallas – the deadliest attack on law enforce- #thisisamerica.” Lahren responded that she
turned blue if he wasn’t unifying. It’s about ment in the US since 9/11. Here’s what Lahren couldn’t understand the scandal seeing as she’s

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openly said on her show that she’s frustrated of her dog without attracting messages such as, ahren thinks she speaks for a lot of
“with people who are living in this country
and taking advantage of the greatest nation
on Earth if they don’t feel it necessary to learn
to speak English”.
Of Chelsea Manning, the former soldier con-
victed of espionage after leaking thousands of
classified military documents, who came out as
“You racist bitch. You’re killing black people.”
“I’m like... Really? My dog and me sitting
here on a Sunday and we’re killing black
people? I’m glad you got that from a photo of
my dog and I.”
It came as a surprise to some conservatives
that Lahren is fairly liberal on social issues.
L
  young people – millennials – who
are more concerned with a pay-
check and a job. On the issue of
immigration, however, she is far
from moderate. “I think we need extreme
vetting,” she said. “If there are people coming,
travelling back and forth to Syria, Turkey etc,
transgender in 2013 and whose sentence was On gay marriage, she told me, “I don’t care if who is keeping an eye on these folks and
commuted by President Obama in January, someone chooses a same-sex partner.” As for knowing what their intentions are?”
Lahren said: “Anyone selfish enough to let their abortion – her stance on which cost her her I watched Lahren as she recorded “Final
emotions or gender dysphoria get in the way job – she said, “The only issue I have is I don’t Thoughts” for the show to be broadcast that
of their service, the safety of their fellow war- believe in funding it through my taxpayer same evening. She was professional, slick and,
riors, or their country, is 100 per cent a traitor dollars, but beyond that I don’t really care.” after running through it quickly, did the entire
and should be treated as such. Not applauded Even guns: she believes in the right to thing in one take. She even took aim at Trump,
for his ‘trans bravery’ – are you kidding me?” bear arms, and she’s a gun owner (for self- although certainly not for my benefit. “Please,
And she called the millions of women who protection, in her home), but she doesn’t shoot for the love of God, learn,” she told him. “Get
in January marched in many cities across off Twitter and learn. Take a break from
the country in protest at the election of your chest-beating victory tour and go
Trump “snowflakes” (a pejorative term to a security briefing.”
used by the right to describe those on But criticising Trump is far from
the left who they see as being overly the norm for Lahren. Even now, post-
sensitive) who were whining about the TheBlaze, she has been reaching out to
results and “playing the victim card”. her considerable number of social media
But perhaps more significant, though, followers, espousing her views and offer-
than the tweets or controversial “Final ing support for his administration; in
Thoughts”, are the responses they elicit between the Bible verses and advertising
from some of her fans and followers. her many public appearances, she
In January, for example, Lahren voiced posts Trump quotes – and gets thousands
her disgust at the story of a woman who of retweets.
broadcast the vicious beating of a man Tomi Lahren plays to her base. She’s
on Facebook. During the attack, the The president’s men: Trump calls Australia’s prime not going to use her Twitter feed (or any
minister in the presence of his advisors Michael
aggressors were heard shouting “F*** Trump” Flynn and Steve Bannon, 28 January 2017 new television show) as a platform for how
and “F*** white people.” she is pro-choice, for gay marriage and thinks
The first response on Lahren’s Twitter feed that there should be a three-day waiting period
from one of her followers was: “Make America To do what Lahren on all gun sales. That wouldn’t go down well
Safe Again!” together with a hand-scrawled
picture of a white person and a black person does when talking at all – as she’s found to her detriment. It’s not
that she doesn’t believe what she says – she
separated by a line, and the words “Bring
Back Segregation”.
about an issue is does. But she knows her core support, picking
and choosing what she is willing to share.
Asked how she felt being grouped together
with white supremacists such as Spencer,
simple: you just She Instagrams pictures of herself holding
her handgun, tweets comments about “illegals
Lahren said nothing angered her more. “Have
they not learned they lost the election because
subtract empathy pouring in”. And that’s what gets clicks, raises
her profile and makes her attractive to a future
they over-labelled people? I’m not a racist. employer. Fox News, perhaps?
I criticise Black Lives Matter and I’m a Trump To do what Lahren does when talking
supporter and all of a sudden I’m a member of about a controversial issue is simple: you just
the alt-right which is the new KKK. I’ve never subtract empathy. And this elicits both cheers
done anything that would exhibit that, that recreationally. “I don’t particularly like guns, of encouragement from her fans and disdain
would exhibit I’m a member of the alt-right but I do believe people have the right to own from her detractors. She can see this, in real
or a white nationalist.” them... I believe background checks are impor- time, when she cycles through her social media
Each night she reads a good deal of the tant and I even believe in the three-day cooling feeds. “I read 100 nasty comments, then the
mentions she gets from people who like what period” (which forces a potential gun buyer to last one I read before I go to bed will be some-
she has to say on Twitter and many from those wait three days before they can take owner- thing nice.”
who don’t. Instagram, the photo-sharing app, ship of their weapon).
lets you block certain people from commenting As for climate change, she said there are
on your pictures by compiling a list of “banned” conservatives who think the “man-made MORE For these related stories,
words. Lahren’s filter, which she describes as “a apocalypse” is over-hyped. “That’s where FROM GQ visit GQ.co.uk/magazine
mile long”, includes the following: racist, slut, I fall. I believe in conservation. I believe in
Photograph Rex

bitch, prostitute, mayonnaise, whore, ho. She common sense. But I think there’s a middle Black Cops Matter (Alex Hannaford, December 2016)
inspires support and vitriol in equal measure. ground. I do not believe in regulation that What The US Can Learn From UK Gun Control
Until she added a comment filter on is going to stifle innovation, job growth or (Alex Hannaford, June 2016)
Instagram she says she couldn’t post a picture energy independence.” Living In A Box (Alex Hannaford, March 2015)

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#OTL
JONATHAN HEAF IS...

...with SCOTT HARRISON

GQ finds new depths of to realise that no one trusted charities,” he


explains. “Back then, I didn’t. People think
philanthropy with the philanthropic bodies make millions of dollars
reformed party-boy in cash, yet how much actually goes towards
founder of Charity: Water the people who really need it? Eighty per cent?
Fifty per cent? I wanted to change that.”
hen I was younger, charity It was as simple and as effective as setting up

W
  seemed such a dirty word.
And by “dirty” I, of course,
mean naff. Almost as naff as
“doing God”. Round my way
– Islington via Surrey, upper-middle-class sub-
urbanite metamorphosed into aspiring hipster
gonzo wannabe – if you happened to be both
two bank accounts. “One used for the running
costs of the charity and one for the donations.”
The running costs would be obtained from
high-income donors; the donations would be
the funds given by the public. “I was adamant
we would never use the donations from the
public for anything other than getting clean
religious and philanthropic, well, good luck, water to those who really need it. No book bal-
buddy. There wasn’t a members’ bar north of ancing, no top-ups, no fudging. Ever.”
Peckham that would let you in. Harrison’s mission for hyper-transparency
During my teenage years, in the Nineties, the seems to be working. So far, the group, which
best thing about charity was watching Philip operates on a $40m annual budget, has funded
Schofield getting gunged for Comic Relief. nearly 23,000 projects affecting seven million
During my twenties, it was the hacked-up people in some of the poorest parts of the
animals I felt sorry for. I wept when I saw wastepaper bins made from world. The work they do isn’t cheap – the average cost of installing
black rhino tusks. I tutted loudly when dinner party hosts brought a clean water pump in an isolated village in Africa, for example, is in
forth soup made from drag-netted bluefin tuna carcasses. Naturally, excess of $10,000 – but the tech used to monitor the engineering helps
I abstained when served silverback steak as a main. (Very sinewy, keep the money and, thus, the clean water flowing. Sensors attached to
apparently.) But issues such as widespread famine? Human suffering on pumps and wells allow the company to track how well they are actually
a global scale? Well, it felt so Eighties, didn’t it? Like sing-along charity working. It’s this tech that endears the charity to a new breed of Silicon
singles. Anyway, didn’t Sting and Midge Ure solve Africa already? Valley angel investor: Jack Dorsey, Daniel Ek, Jonathan Ive and Angela
Of course, you have to remember that most men are utter idiots during Ahrendts have all contributed big sums in the past.
their twenties. (I’m sure my narcissism wasn’t alone, ironically, in its So what about Harrison himself? Has he always wanted to help others?
prevalence at this age.) It wasn’t until my thirties that I took a keener Rather than make me feel guilty about my hedonistic tendencies during
interest in how philanthropy could harness creativ- my twenties, he has sympathy. Turns out he too dug
ity and ingenuity to change – and even save – lives. ‘My life before the fast life, rather than the good life. “My life before
I remember when I first heard about a nonprofit called Charity: Water? I was a nightclub promoter, being
Charity: Water, an American-based fundraising organisa- was wild but paid to ensure splashy clients ordered $500 bottles of
tion that launched last year in the UK. It was five years puddle-deep’ vodka and champagne. It was wild but puddle-deep.”
ago and I was in New York. A grossly famous fashion After waking up one morning with a hangover the
photographer (natch) mentioned he’d met some good- size of his plush Manhattan bachelor pad, he realised
looking chap on Richard Branson’s Necker Island and, he wasn’t the person he wanted to be. After some soul
along with a sizeable number of bitcoins he was planning on spending to searching, he accompanied a charity to Liberia, West Africa, where,
get into space, the man in question was drumming up support for his goal working as a photojournalist, he saw things he couldn’t unsee. “It
to bring clean drinking water to the 663 million people without it. This snapped me out of my slumber. Hey, it’s never too late, man...”
Illustrations Anton Emdin; Zohar Lazar

man, I believe, was Scott Harrison – the very same 41-year-old man that From popping bottles to popping clean water pumps, no doubt there’s
sits before me today looking energised, yet not a little harried. Our loca- a certain flow to Harrison’s story. By the way, lunch for Harrison and
tion? Me, London; him, New York. We’re on a Skype call. Unsurprisingly, myself was a glass of water, fresh from the tap, something that is pre-
considering Charity: Water’s ambition, he’s busy. posterously easy to take for granted. Don’t. I donated the amount we
“I don’t know if that was me,” he ponders about my anecdote. Well, would have spent in a posh London restaurant to Charity: Water instead.
why let truth get in the way of a good story? Turns out this is precisely Next time a client wants to take you to Nobu why don’t you do the
why Harrison’s organisation, started eleven years ago, has been so same? It was easy. It made me feel smug. After all, isn’t empathy what
successful – a lack of transparency was killing good causes. “I came charity is really all about? charitywater.org

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