Are o friendwa.. tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath mien liye ek ghantae se baitha hun.

Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do Tohara Dost….. Tohar sms jab awat hai, Hamar ROM-ROM khil jawat hai. Badan ma gudgudi howat hai. Eema tohar sms ka kouno kasur naahi, Who to hamar phoneva ka vibrator on hojawat hai. Tohar sms ka intezaarme hum mobilewa hathme liye baitha hun Tanik apni ungliyan mobile pe ghumaike etho sms wa bhej do Hamri tarafse aapko gudmorning va… Har Khusi Ke Rah Tohra Taraf Mod Di Aasman Tahra Khati Chand Sitar Tod Di etne Se Kam Chal Jao T Deek rahi Na t kaha T Du Char Go Jhoot Auri Jod Di Man Kahlas Ki Chali SMS Kari Shochani ki ye pagalpan Ha Raat Adhariya Kehu Ke SMS Kail Fer Shochni Ke Jaye Da Jekra ke Karat Bani Uho T Pagle Ha Tuhar SMS Jab Awat Hai Hamar Rom Rom Khil Jawat Hai Badan Ma Gudgudi Howat Hai Esma Tumar SMS Ka Kaunu Kasur Nahi Hai Sasura Hamar Virator On Rahat Hai… Ham aapki yaad me udaas hai, bas aapse milne ki aas hai, Chahe dost kitne hi kyon na ho, apne liye to bas aap hi khaas hai, Zakhm ki baat nahi hai, jaane dard kyon hota hai, Dhokhe ki baat nahi hai, jaane vishvaas kyon hota hai, Jaante hai ki bewafaai hai, na jaane phir bhi pyaar kyon hota hai. Is dil me dekho tasveer tumhaari hai, In aakhon me dekho tasveer tumhaari hai, Jee rahe hai ab tak apni marjee se, Lekin ye maut ab amaanat tumhaari hai. Tum jab se aa gaye zindagi me, Jitane the gam sab kho gaye, Pehale the ham patthar ke, Lekin ab mom ke ho gaye. Apna samajhkar tumhe chaahte rahe, Bereham se khud ko behlaate rahe, Na miloge tum phir bhi maanta nahi man, Manaate tumhe paane ki ham maangte rahe. Meri shaadi hogi to aapse hogi,

Ye SMS kewal khoobsurat aur smart logo ke liye tha. Boond-boond se hai saagar ki gehraai. Ham kaise kahe ki ham aapse pyaar karte hai.Ye mera vada hai. Hamane to yara tujhko pyaar kiya hardam. Tum paas ho to is raat se ek raat chura lu. Tum saath ho to is jahaan se ye jahaan chura lu. Waqt ko rokakar waqt se ek din chura lu. Aakhen hamaari pad lo kabhi. Hame ek diye ki talaash hai. Kyonki har boond me hai aapki dosti samaai. Magar wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla. Koi dikha ke roye. koi chupa ke roye. Dosti pe apni zindagi vaar du. Isaliye jyada khush mat hona. Rakh kar mera janaaza kambakht use pataane lage. Kaash aisa ho ki tumko tumse chura lu. Isaki har boond hai mujh me samaai. Asuvidha ke liye ham dil se maafi maangte hai. Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du. meetha sapna hota hai aur. Gulaab tuta ek baar phir gulzaar na hua. Magar tujhko kabhi bhi hamse pyaar na hua. Sooraj se roshan hai sara jahaan. Mangta hu to deti nahi jawaab meri baat ka. Jab bhi tera SMS nahi milta to. Unki gali se jab mera janazaa nikla. Lamhe judaai ke bekaraar nahi karate hai. Haalat mere mujhe laachaar karate hai. Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du. Marane ka mazaa to tab hai. Galti se ise hamane aapko bhej diya hai. Hame rulaane waale hame rula ke roye. Pata nahi kyon wo bolti hai ki Dheere se daalo baalo me phool gulaab ka. . Pyaar ek lamba. Jab kaatil bhi janaaze par aa kar roye. Deti hai to khafa ho jata hai rom-rom jazbaat ka. KoI maange to ek boond na de sakenge. Sadiya guzar gayi tera deedaar na hua. Ye mera irada hai. Jab unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajaane lage. Main mar jaauga tumhaare bina. Shadi ek alarm ghadi. Apne paas logo ki kami hai Par door apne bhi koi khaas hai.

Bas yaad hai to sirf tum…. .. Intajaar usaka jisake aane ki koi aas ho. Jee chaahe jitna satao.tum. Rote huye dil ko manana hai mushkil. Khushboo bhi us phool ki jo mere paas ho. Koi tumhe mujhse door nahi le ja sake. Gam bhi usi shakhs ka hota hai jise pyaar ka ehasaas ho. Teri aakhon me ho gaye ham gum. Main aasmaan me baadalon ko dekh raha tha. Ittefaak karne waale ham nahi. Bhool jaaye na doston ko wo khushiyon ke mele me Isaliye thodi yaad unhe ham doston ki bhi de dena. Ye dil aapko kitana yaad kar raha hai. Yaado me tum. Kisi ki masti me doob na jana. Aur kya tha bas dekhta hi reh gaya.. Magar jaane kyon hawa ho gayi. Tumhari yaadon ko rok pana hai mushkil. Meri zindagi hi saja ho gayi. Bahut hi sundar najara tha. Ek sher ban jata hai. Mujhko to yakeen nahi aata hai. Maine dekha hai uski aakhon me. Manzil na mil saki hame to koi baat nahi. aur tu meri dawa ho gayi. Shikayat karne wale ham nahi. Sanam jo tu mujhase khafa ho gayi. Bahut door fenk dunga taaki. Main tumhe apne dil me rakhakar tala lagakar chabi kahi.tum. Bahaar thi kabhi zindagi me apni. khyaalo me tum. . Varna itane keemti SMS karne waale ham nahi. Vaise to hamko yaaro likhna bhi kaha aata hai. Shaam ki tanhaai me kho na jana.Mere rab mere yaar ko. Ittefaak ki baat hai ki pyaar aapse hai. Bhool gaye saari duniya. Mujhe hamesha apna dost banakar rakhna aur. Milegi jaroor kal manzilen tumhe. Wo aakhon se waar karati hai. Main prem rogi hua sanam. Mat kar e dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat. Yaad aati hai jab unki yaaron to. Is ek SMS se likh pana hai mushkil. saari khushi dena. Tum aa gaye to me tumhe dekhane laga. Tu hi bata kya sach much tu bewafa ho gayi hai. Use paakar is nacheez ko bhool na jana.

Beech aaj ka din aaya hai aur main Use aise hi nahi jaane doonga. aap to laajwaab ho. . maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.. Mujhko gulaab mat dena mere sanam.. Punjabi ho ya pathan ho. meri jaan ho tum. Par hame pyaar hai aapki aakhon se.. “kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai. Mere khuda ho tum.?? dil daina hai to dai de. Jogi ko pyaar hai apni raakh se. propose karne ka ek damjakkas style. Tumase main jaroor kahunga ki tum bahut khoobsurat ho aur Main tumase bahut pyaar karta hu. Coke ho ya shezan ho.. Entring The class widout Permission n saying to MAM: “Hey SwEeTy!” “CARRYY ON DONT STOP”… Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho Yar sadi jan ho…. Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho Do U know the full form of COLLEGE C-Come O-On L-Lets L-Love E-Each G-Girl E-Equally…… Thats why boys go to college regularly…. rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?? meri photo neeche gir gayee thi Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar. Kabaadi ko pyaar hai apni khaakh se. Hazaaro beete huye kal aur laakho aane waale kal ke. meri photo neeche gir gayee thi... Mere liye tum hi gulaab ho. Jaasoos ko pyaar hai apni jhaanch se. Mere dil e sawaalo ka tum hi jawaab ho. I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath… Hai wat hapen. Aapka koi jawaab nahi.? I am ur colegate Height of bravery! Going Late To Class.in Tore Jeans&messy hair.Wo mujhse bhi pyaar karti hai.mar dale gi kya.

2 show u my glow in the dark watch. Now… Bye! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Very good! Intelligent Ho! Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge… I really deeply wish that u r here with me in my room.oT TnAW T2UL I.. Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj. Dhoom Dhadaka. “Happy Diwali” 2) Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka. jali Phuljadiyan.. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho.2mA3rb T33w2 ! . deep jalaye. niH)A2 2?rU Confused na? Read it in a mirror. chhoda phataka. Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye… 4) Aai aai Diwali aai. rangi rangoli. Sabko Bhaye. Ujalo ka. masti chahi. Duniya ujalo se roshan ho. Confused? oT TnAW T2UL I +THpinboop YA2 !. Dhoom machao. Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi. Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.. . Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous deepawali. On my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho… Happy Diwali 3) Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga. Laxmi ka…. Rang jamao… have a blast this Diwali! 1) Diwali aai.

Prosperity. May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity. Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you! HAPPY DIWALI 11) May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace. here’s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way. As the mountain high. aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. forever……. Diwali ki Shubhkamana 10) Memories of moments celebrated together……. U move without sigh. Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe. dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…’ Happy Diwali 9) Troubles as light as Air. May peace transcend the earth. May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony “WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI” Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe. mauz manao. May lights triumph over darkness. 7) May This Diwali be as bright as ever. Moments that have been attached in my heart. As sunshine creates morning glory. fragrance fills years as flory. . but not to envy. health and wealth to you. and Success as bright as Gold… These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali. attached to u mile after mile. May the spirit of light illuminate the world. Purity is always an affair. Happy Diwali 5) May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. Friends as Solid as Diamonds. love as deep as Ocean. Happiness and Good Health. that stay with you through the days ahead. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives. May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for. Best wishes on Diwali and New year 6) Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire. Happy Diwali 12) As the candlelight flame. with the immaculate eternal smile. like the white linen flair. All darkness is far away. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love. Ur life may always be happiness’ claim. bright sparkles of contentment. Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.Dhoom machao. Make me Miss You even more this Diwali. Jab tak zindagi hai. May this Diwali bring joy.

navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha. Sampati. xtra-badhiya. Saraswati. Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI” Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai. happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Swaasth. nash… ho har dil par aapka… raj… ho. SHUBH DIWALI… 17) Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed. sankatto ka…. Safalta. Happy Diwali 14) Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se… Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se. Samridhi. wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach. aur SNEH. Sanmaan. Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha… * * * Happy Diwali * * * 18) Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai. Shakti. Saadgi. super-duper. maa laxmi ka… vas… ho. Swarup. Happy Diwali 16) I Pray to God to give U Shanti. bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi” 20) “aaj se aap ke yaha…dhan… ki barsat ho. Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe. xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak. vas… ho . Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye. Wish all of u a very happy diwali. may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk.As light is on its way. A Bliss from Inside 15) This Diwali. Saiyam. sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai. Sanskar. Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki. 19) Apun wishing u a wonderful. Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye. Apun wishing u a wonderful. unnati ka sar par… taj… ho ghar me shanti ka…. 13) Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe. zabardast. Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.

27) Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai.* HAPPY DIWALI 21) Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de. Wishing U and your family A HAPPY DIWALI 24) All wishing you a very very With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones 4. !! Happy Diwali !! 22) With gleam of Diyas And the Echo of the Chants May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!! 23) This van is loaded with _l”l________ –/ l__l Delivery | | ________ L(o)__l___(o)__| This van is loaded with LOVE n CARE. Ur style Anar. hum ne jis par nazar dali.. Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. Ur ear chakri.Ur lip Rocket. kisi ne uspar dali. Happy Diwali wish U HAPPY DIWALI 26) 0 days 312 hours 18720 mins. Ur smile Phuljadi. Ur personality Bomb.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A”S… All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI! 25) Dali ne dali par nazar dali. kisi ne is par dali. HAPPY DIWALI . I am coming wid MOMBATTI. I think i am the first person to wish U HAPPY DIWALI…. Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai. * Happy Diwali * 28) Ur eyes Pataka... bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. 1123200 seconds… are left…. BACH NIKAL LE. uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.

ET had his own bike and wanted to go home! ☻Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now. “. most poems ryhm... ☻Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself... And if he dies I don't cry. when I pull the triger.... ☻Don't drink water. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying..J. “HAPPY DIWALI” 31) We pray this Deepawali shower upon u. -.... ET learned English. shanti shakti sanyam ☻Linux is like a wigwam.. 30) . I don't worry I don't cry. ☻I don't love. but this one doesn't… ☻I'm popey the sailorman.. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten..__ .. I just married a millionair... I'd ride u lying. ☻Mommy. ..... I'm member of the klu klux clan. I kill a fucking nigger....... . Albert… ☻How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ... ☻Little birdy in the sky. Shut up..One who disagrees with you._. I don't care. no windows. president A. violets are blue.... I'm popey the sailor man.... )))))) Hon.. I just fuck another guy.. toet toet. ☻I met a boy in the states i give him my hart he gave me aids... sorry I will leave.” ”. Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16. I can't find a brain..29) (((((( )))))) (((( ¤) (¤ )))) (((((. ☻DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus.. no gates and an apache inside … ☻NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME ☻Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye.. i don't cry..> ))) (((((( . ☻Idiot (id-ee-it) n.Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS? ☻Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly. I'm just happy that cows can't fly! ☻I'd ride u sitting. How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* ☻The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX. ET came alone.” Hearty wishes to u & ur family on d festival of lights … Let happiness light up and sorrows burn out. i don't scream. <. i thank the lord that cow's can't fly! ☻Roses are red. dropped a poepie in my eye..P. ..… Fish fuck in it! ☻5 differences between Turkish en ET: ET looked better.ABDUL KALAM & myself wish U & ur fly a HAPPY DIWALI. .

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