One day love and friendship met love asked : why do you exist if I already exist friendship replied : to put a smile where ever you leave tears 2. love is not finding the right person but creating the right relationship its not how much love you have in the beginning but how much love you built till the end of your life 3. if you want to know how much I miss you try to catch raindrops the one you catch is how much you miss me and the one you miss is how much I mi ss you 4. life is book we all read it love is a blessing we all need it always be happy, always have a smile remember in this world we are just for a while !!!!! 5. valuing friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday. What s importan t is in our busy lives, we REMEMBER EACH OTHER . 6. it s not presence of some one that brings meanings to life, but it s the way that some one touches your heart which gives life a beautiful meaning 7.sorry for the trouble, if you don t want I ll never again disturb you allow me to wish you I wish for a sun beam to warm you, a moon beam to charm you , an angle so nothing can harm you, laughter to cheer you, faithful friends near you and each time you pray god to hear you . 8.every morning the first thing that comes to my mind . I wish I could start my day with you in my bed I just love your feel to my lips. I love you my Barbie do ll !!!1 9. god said : let there be MUSIC so there was your voice let there be LOVE so there was your birth let there be CUTE FRIEND and I was born . 10. full form of Darling Always I Meet Immediately So I got one for DAIRY MILK : Remember You (for a) Long Kiss you when could I give it to you
11. you never really live, until you find someone worth dying for 12. its not an achievement to make 1000 friends in a year its an achievement to make friend for 1000 years 13. if you are a chocolate then you are the sweetest if you are a teddy bear, then you are the most huggable if you are a star , then you are the brightest and since you are my friend, you are the BEST 14. If kisses were waters, I ll give you the sea if hugs were leaves, I ll give you the tree if love is a planet, I ll give you the galaxy if friendship is life, I ll give you mine for free 15. forget me not , forger me never
and you ll have a friend forever good friends are like good windows they let in the light and keep out the rain 16. friendship is the golden thread that ties all the hearts together 17. love is the only game where both the sides win. 18. you you you you cute, you hot, you intelligent amazing, you sweet, you perfect adorable, you charming, you sweetheart gorgeous and me the greatest liar
19. girls look pretty with ribbon on their hair but you look pretty with a smile on your face 20. in the rhythm of life sometimes we find ourselves out of tune but as long as there are people like you to provide the MELODY !!! 21. love is like a little war easy to start but hard to win over it 22. when you get this sms , send it to one person you love one person you hate, one you always think of , and one you wish to kill NOW KEEP GUESSING WHY I SENT IT TO YOU !!!! 23. I learned how to love, to smile, to be happy, to be strong, to work hard, to be honest, to be faithful, to forgive, but I couldn t learn how to stop missing y ou !! 24. now at this time in the world 41 % people will be doing job, 32 % entertain ing, 16 % helping others, 7 % sleeping, 3 % roaming, but one fool will be readin g this message 25. DREAMS visit us when we are asleep- but God is truly wise, HE wakes us up ea ch day and gives us every chance to make our dreams come true 26. space means like an empty word, but its full of S pecial P eople A round C aring E ndlessly Thank you for being a part of my space 27. when you are counting all your FRIENDS the oldest the best and the new I would like to stand by your side and whisper two little words: ME TOO 28. the essential sadness is to go through life without loving , but it is almos t equally sad to leave this world without ever telling those you love that you d o. 29. always draw a circle around the one you love, never draw a heart b cos hearts can be broken but circles are never ending . 30. friendship is what I offered you peace is what I pray for you happiness is what I wish you
but remembrance is what I want from you 31. friends are like pieces of puzzles, if you lose one it will never complete a gain, just want you to know that your one of the pieces I can t afford to loose so take care dear 32. last night thinking of you , one tear rolled out I asked why are you out ? tear said there is some one so beautiful in your eyes so now there is no place for me 33. you know why god created gaps between fingers ? so that some day the one who is made for you, comes and fills those gaps by ho lding your hand forever. 34. star has five ends square has four ends triangle has three ends line has two ends life has one end but love has no end 35. be sweet as honey be regular as clock be fresh as rose be soft as tissue be strong as rock be smart as me 36.people like you are found only once in a lifetime so you better take care of yourself coz I don t want to waste another lifetime to find a sweet friend like yo u 37. when I miss a special person , I don t have to go too far, I just have to look inside my heart coz that s always where you are 38. those who tell you it can t be done have always been around but throughout his tory progress come from those who said it can be done 39. wish you 12 months of HAPPINESS 52 weeks of FUN 366 days of SUCCESS 2760 hours of GOOD HEALTH 525600 minutes of HIGH SPIRIT in this new year 40. certain people touch heart and you can t stop thinking about them that s kind o f person you are far yet so near and sweet 41. you are for me as cheese for pizza , passport for visa butter for slice, freezer for ice, cream for cake , water for lake , leaf for tree and a friend like you is only for me 42. Adam and eve created love Romeo and Juliet purchased it laila and majnu died for it so my dear friend beware of it 43. to understand a misunderstanding is an understanding in friendship, but to h ave no misunderstanding is the most understood friendship that will be ours fore ver 44. COURT ORDER ! you are accused of crawling into my HEART and hijacking my smi
gates of memories will never close how much I miss you no one knows tears in my eyes will wipe away but in my heart you will always stay 55. I just smiled 56. what a waste if you loose me !!!!! 47.!!!!!!! 54. coz when you give your heart you so meone .. you like me JABSE I like you TABTAK. never cry when you are in love b coz for the one whom you cry does not deserve your tears and the one who deserves it will never let you cry !!!!!!! 50. I like you UTNA. but I like you MARTE DAMTAK 48.no one misses you no one cares for you ore than I do.. 95% loving. Vajpayee wo kisi kaam ke nahi 3. why do we close our eyes when we pray. it ll add taste to your life but if you ll try to cut it you ll have tears in your eyes 58. the moon and stars could not be one yet are in one sky. be careful to whom you give your heart . 46. when we m iss coz the most beautiful things in life are not seen but felt by OUR HEART. you are FOUND GUILTY ! you are sentenced to be my FRIEN D FOR LIFETIME no bail !!!!! 45. I know they do but this heart will always belong to you hearts hurt. no word is as beautiful as friend and no friend is as wonderful as you a friend is sweet when its new. its sweeter when
. its so hard to loose someone that is 99% cute. hearts change. you like me JABTAK You like me JANEKABTAK. what are you doing ? I am propagating a unicameral form of idiosyncrasy occu rring malevolently in the meritorious piece of claterubial brain ! in short I am thinking of you. just b coz you got an sms. as a smile holds more meaning than laughter I was asked if I enjoyed meeting you in my life. Aishwarya apni pahoch ke bahar 4. your are not only giving that person the right to love you. friends don t meet often but never stop being friends . I know they do but this heart hurts more without you 57. my friendship is like an onion which has many layers in it. hum so be in touch 53. when we dream. when we cry. 52. five great people : 1. No one remember
51. 49. but also the power to hurt you . 90% ta lented and 100% down to earth THAT S ME . 98% sweet. Gandhiji wo tho ab rahe nahi 2. shores never meet but share the same ocean. tum aur 5.
.les with your cute sms s . you think someone likes you ???? huh ???? well .some joys are better expressed in silence. No one likes you . you like me JITNA I like you TABSE.
its true, its sweetest when it is you !!!!!! 59. ice cream ??? nope !!! pastry ????? nah !!!!! let me see . How about chocolate ????? hmmm. Nope !!!! damn !!!! still cant find anything as sweet as you. 60. but you you sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate when ever that happens I just stop and think of and say how can I hate this world when are part of it
61. as the day turns into night keep your worries out of sight !!!! no matter how tough the world may seem you still deserve the sweetest dream !!!!!! 62. friendship is the sweetest honey which cannot be bought by money 63. we sms each other b coz you think I am nice I think you are nice, you think I am cool I think you are cool, you think I am sweet I think you are sweet, you think I am smart I think you are right .. 64. a study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading an sms its too late don t try to change your finger .. now
65. those who give freely love and kindness are always recipients of them as wel l 66. GOOD FRIENDS care for each other CLOSE FRIENDS understand each other TRUE FRIENDS stay forever beyond words beyond time and distance like you and me. 67. tin tuna tin tuna tuna tin maho maho yaku majula bhimpataka dumpataka matuch a ya hula ho hula ya .. congratulations , now you are a ADIVASI !!!!!!! 68. my heart says my love may be like a drop in the ocean for you, but for me, t he ocean may be less without the drop of your love 69. without love dayz are: sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, fright day, shatterday so fall in love .. happy valentines week 70. every life in this world was painted by god s own hand that s why am thankful b co z as he painted my life he included one lovely color; that s you. Hope this color be never dull 71. god gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear, two eyes to see. But why did he give you only one heart ? coz he gave the other one to s omeone for you to find. 72. life is little weird and we are little weird too, when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we fall into mutual weirdness and call it lo ve 73. when there is a dark cloud in the sky when there is a tear in your eye remember that therz this friend who would rather die than see you cry ..
74. I wish for you: great start for Monday no obstacle for Tuesday no stress for Wednesday no worry for Thursday smile for Friday party for Saturday great fun for Sunday 75. god gives the gift of love through people like you may the day be as special as the memories you have created in the hearts of those you love . 76. there are two ways of spreading light; to be the candle or the mirror that r eflects it 77. you must be a good runner coz you are always running in my mind you must be a good thief coz you have stolen my heart and I am a bad shooter coz I am always missing you 78. when the time comes for you to give your heart to some one make sure that yo u select one who will never break your heart b coz broken heart have no spare part s 79. sharp is your memory, sweet is your name , deep in my heart you will always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from you 80. some friends are separated by TIME , some by differences , some by distance, some by PRIDE. But no matter how far you are and how busy we may be you ll always be special to me !!!!!!!! 81. old people used to annoy me at wedding by pinching my cheek and saying you a re next, they stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals 82. every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a goo d cook but the law allows only ONE wife 83. god created the earth, god created the woods, god created you too, yes even God makes mistakes !!!!!!!! 84. I would love to take you to dinner, make you sit beside the candle, shower y ou with roses and utter those three magical words in your earPAY THE BILL 85. keep me as your friend and I ll keep you in my heart, lock it up and throw awa y the key, so that no one can take you away from me 86. as simple simple I hope simple music make you sing hug makes you feel better thing make you happy my simple hi will make you smile
87. softly the leaves of memory fall slowly I ll gather and pick them all coz today tomorrow and till my life is through, I ll always cherish a friend like you 88. my friend I like one thing in you that you are very sentimental i.e. 1% senti and 99% mental 89. dear god, please make sure all those people who don t care to call or sms me
loose their mobile !!!!!!!!! 90. I sent three angles to your bed, I asked them to surround your heart with lo ve; touch your face with a rose; kiss your head and finally whisper in your ear GOOD NIGHT 91. this is a test to check your English. Read this fast and loud BOW VOW COW HOW NOW LOW BOW WOW WOW COW BOW BOW BOW BOW VOW BOW COW COW BOW TEST RESULT OK GOOD DOGGY
92. hearts can love for a while, you can put relationships in a file, but you ca nnot stop your smile, when you see my name on your mobile 93. one one one one one one advice * take care * request * be yourself * wish * don t forget me * lie * I hate you * fact * I miss you * greeting * good day *
94. someone is loving you, caring for you, watching you, protecting you who ???? J*E*S*U*S who never fails 95. one one One one seed can start a forest smile can start a relationship touch can show love and care, and friend like you can make like worth living !!!!!
96. when you are alone when you are crying when you are upset don t think of me !!! just call me . B coz incoming is free for me 97. why love marriages are better than arranged marriages ? b coz known devils are better than unknown devils 98. to live a life we need brain, luck, knowledge, perception and reflexes, ice, expression, many mental qualities hats off to you !!! you managing without them 99. good decisions come from experience, but experience come bad decisions 100. so often I don t say I love you b coz I fear losing someone but more often, I lose them b coz I fear saying I love you 101. monkeys are special to me, I don t want anything happening to them, I want t hem to be safe but I cant always be there so please be careful when you swing on trees 102. the virtue of true love is not finding the perfect person but loving the imperfect person perfectly love doesn t have a happy ending coz it simply doesn t end 103. 1f you care and love someone don t lose a grip on the person you ll never know the one you let go
. as original.think great . but how you feel and not how you let go but how you hold on 108. hate is for me everything is for you .. one day you ll loose your hair. rings every now and then recharge the battery. not how you listen. life is for you. she came at night explored my body got on top of me touched of.. you don t have to worry about our friendship b coz feelings beyond words will always keep me around you 111. if time slips away without a word from me. as funny and as cute as you 107.think positive .i know. Never cry for me when I die just treasure me till am a live 117. good friend is difficult to find especially someone as sweet. the winner will get the trophy sardar.think smart . so please vote him and his party 116. not what you see. why are others running ? 114. that is too much for you. ca re for me when I am sick.think beautiful . love isn t how you forget but how you forgive. he has silver in his hair. s ucked when she was satisfied she left. cell phones are irritating. only only ohh only god knows how much I miss you god knows how deep I love you god knows how much you mean to me only god knows I have pressed the wrong number
115. she bit . one day your age but never loose you beauty y ou coz you cant loose the things which you don t have 106. messages get delayed but one thing love about it. gold in his te eth. just remember. steel in his knees and gas in his stomach .might be the one you have waited for all you life 104. to love without condition. it connects me to you !!!!!!!!1 119. to talk without intention to give without reason and to care without expectation is the heart of true relation 113. think big .why are all these people running ? man.this is a race. talk to me when I am bored. bur your friendship is for me 118. vajpayee is good for the economy. sorrow is for me bless is for you. but how yo u understand. be with me when I am sod.if only the winner gets the trophy. so here is a shortcut . death is for me happiness is for you.bloody mosquito 109. GOD created TO DAY for you to start a new one !! the BEST is yet to come !!!!! 105. stones( gems ) in his kidneys. if yesterday didn t end up the way you planned. I was hurt . a dog was chasing sardar and he was laughing a bystander: why are you laughing ? sardar : I have an airtel phone but still hutch network is following me 112. Just think of me 110. curse is for me love is for you. you are an I*D*I*O*T
. hug me when I cry. sardar.
where ever you go my network follows 124. when am still alive 122. free sms without pay ing a single paisa ? log on to this website now !! www. send sms other wise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 2 2 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 teeth will be broken 130.Intelligent Decent Impressive Optimistic Talented 120. never say you are happy when you are sad never say you are fine when you are not ok never say you feel good when you feel bad and never say you are alone.. happy fools day 131. girl friends are appetizers : tastes good at any time mistresses are pizzas : hot and spicy eaten frequently wives are curd and rice : eaten when there is nothing 127. friendship is a relation. fools talk from hutch idiots talk from BSNL
. free roaming facility and 100% talk time. when nights are long and friends are few I sit by my window think of you A silent whisper a silent tear With all my heart I wish you were here 121. com 128. true friends are like morning. do you want a free 6600 nokia handset with o free sim. walk with me when your heart needs company take my hand when you feel all alone turn to me when you need someone to lean on coz am a friend you can always depend on 125. stars +moons=romantic night birds + sky= lovely day forest + animal=refreshing world you + your smile= BHAGO BHOOT AAYA 129. every fool too has a day and I know you are anxiously waiting for that . they wont be there for the whole day but you can be sure they will still be there when you wake up tomorrow and am glad that you are one such friend 132. I sent my cares to the wind and asked it to pass it to you so when you feel the wind blowing against your face. that s me saying TAKE CARE 126. you may not get what you want nor always. Stop dreaming . every man has a day. don t worry today is you day. with no activation charges free incoming. free outgoing. get what you need but you get what you deserve in life coz god always gives you what is the BEST 133. time might lead me to nowhere fate might break me into pieces but I will always be thankful that once is my life s journey we became friends 123.
love is just like life. this time am sure and am gonna ask it do do you . if your life is still in darkness then don t be stupid go and pay the electric bill 140. your brain is divided in two parts. 1 + 1 = 2 eyes to look at you 4 + 1 = 5 senses for missing you 12 + 12 = 24 hours thinking about you 3 + 4 = 7 days in week to remember you 1 + 11 = 12 months I always need a sweet friend like you 137. I love . I love u I love uttapam more than dosa 135. friendship is like a tree it isn t measured on how tall it could be but. Its not always easy and it does not always bring ha ppiness. if should we stop loving ? 138. Why I miss you ? why I care for you ? why I sms you ? Then my heart answered Its simply bcoz sms is free 144.. but after praying. teacher: give me the chemical name of water sardar: H I J K L M N O teacher : what ? sardar : yesterday you only told that it is H to O 145. but when we do not stop living.beggars talk from reliance and legends never talk they send sms from airtel 134. I lov . did you know what kisses mean ? on the cheek : I miss you on the hand : I am yours on the neck : I want you on the lips : I love you on the forehead : I care for you 146. I l . You loose me one day ? I knew you would never stop until you find me 139. on how deep the roots have grown 141. sometimes my mind asks . what would you do if . if your life is in darkness. don t give up just pray. in a year am 365 days dreaming of you 8760 hours thinking of you 525600 minutes missing you 31536000 seconds treasuring you 2 minutes creating this sms to lie to you 143. Do you lo do you love . Do you love me . do love meat or are you pure vegetarian
. I lo . Left and right in left nothing is right and in right nothing is left 136. this morning. your smile a little wider and your heart a lot fuller of love have a nice day 142. may your burdens be a little lighter your pockets a little heavier. I want to say something to you from my heart I .
I had to choose the million dollar because I already have you 148. so sweet is your style so sweet is your voice . don t you get to share some of your time with JESUS because he never hesitated sharing his life for us
. treasure it. when you find love.147. so beware of glan ce !!!!!!!! 150. eyes speak where eyes fail. friendship test call me if you love me missed call me if you are a true friend text back if you care me text a joke if you like me just ignore if you hate me I ll wait 15 minutes 159. tears speak and where everything fails. so sweet is your smile . love the heart that hurts you but never hurt the heart that loves you because for the world you might be someone but for someone you might be the worl d 154. 7 glances = one smile 7 smiles = one meeting 7 meetings = one kiss 7 kisses = one propose 7 proposes = one marriage and that one bloody marriage has 7777777777777777777 problems. a smile is the lightning system of face. the DESERT is full of SAND the OCEAN is full of WATER The FOREST is full of TREES but my HEART is full of YOU YOU YOU YOU 158. 00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 time just passes away but don t let the ones who ca re for you go with it especially me !!!!!!!!!1 152. people close to my heart always get my first message of the day 157. love speaks 155. cooling system of head and heating system of heart so keep smiling all time 156. action speak where action fails. where words fail.. a lucky star fell down one night and asked me what I wanted a million dollars or a true friend. So sweet is your eye see how sweetly I lie 149. how can you identify a sardar in a class room ? he is the only one who eras es his note book when the teacher cleans the board 160. make good use of it coz love comes unseen you can only see it when its gone 151. take care of it be true to it. every sunset gives us one day less to live but every sunrise gives us one day more to hope so hope for the best good morning have a nice day 153.
seven rules will make the man happy 1. someone nice. apun 2. some one somewhere dreams of your smile and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile so whenever your lonely remember its true someone somewhere is th inking of you 167. gorgeous friend like me 163. JESUS means J=Just looking after you E=Everything is in his hands S=So concerned about you U=U are his S=Start and ends your day in a wonderful manner 168.!!!! 165. live simple 4. have a great . apun ka ishtyle 3.161. lovely. someone perfect. promise me we are true friends you are the roof am the ground you are the floor an the tiles you are the sun am the rays am the tree you are the monkey ok? 170. always smile 7. expect a little 5. someone cute. one day you will charm like a lion in the forest or and eagle in the sky . someone lovely someone honest. Killer. don t worry 3. www.. you will win every match you play because the saying is that every dog has his day 164. never hate 2. akha India mein teen hi cheez popular hai 1. hi friend. everybody wants someone special. give a lot 6. apun ka sms . send any sms or call me and win exciting prizes 1st prize : lots of love
. yesterday : friends remember you during good times and forget you during ba d times today : friends remember you when sms is free and forget you when sms is charged !!!!! 162. someone attractive why always meee 166. don t close your door when you feel alone don t close your heart when you don t love don t ever close your hands when you need a friend coz I ll be holding you till the end 169.com type the name whom you want to kill sandy sure ? if yes press down access denied ! target lives in hearts of millions ! 171.
needs you. happiness keeps you sweet. too many charac ters no story at all librarian : so you are the one who took the telephone directory 174. this is ALL INDIA ANTI-SLEEP ASSOCIATION MID NIGHT SERVICE. we are all driving in our own street called life and am glad that in one of the intersections I crashed in to yours 180. birds singing for you !!!! because last night. hot coffee. Airtel girls say touch tomorrow. hi . I need your hands to correct it when emotions burst out. I need your hands to catch them when I win . once you let them go you cant ever bring them back that s why I have tied you tight to my heart. worries about you guess who ? the monkey in the zoo 181. Our a im is to disturb the sleep of others. trees dancing for you. 175. don t marry hutch girls.2nd prize: life time friendship 3rd prize: free stay in my heart 172. so that every beat reminds you that a friend is there for you 176. friends are like balloon. someone lonely without you misses you .YE HAANTH MUJHE DEDE THAKUR 178. a reason to cry but if you cant find a reason to smile can I be the reason for a while ? 177. I need your hand to pat me in short. buy one get on e free 173. don t place me in your eyes. success keeps you glowing and god keeps you going 185. bangs it on table and says. sardar returns book to library. wherever you go their network follows. specially for you I mixed it with 1 tsp of trust 2 tsp of smile and 3 tsp of care hope you like it 179. bsnl girls roam freely. a big hello to my sweet loving sugar coated choco mallow milk shaky honey d ipped cheese melting orange juicy mozzarella pepperoni spicy bacon icy peanut bu tter friend 183. The call goes to another lady af ter talking for a while they start dating and get married moral: an idea can change your wife 184. I may fall as a tear place me in your heart. you are toooo precious 182. when I go wrong. namaskar. please look outside surprised ? sun smiling at you. thanks for your coordination. trials make you strong sorrow keeps you humble. there is always a reason for everything a reason to live. man calls his wife through an idea mobile. I asked them all to wish you good morning
. marry reliance girls.
186. more loudly. A.C tod aaya 191.you are the best C. when asked why he said instructions say : FILL IN CAPITALS ONLY 188.I am J. give laugh to all. new y ork mein.you are gorgeous H. you won free entrance at MENTAL HOSPITAL 190. yesterday and today 192. plane leke. laughing is best medicine. arey baba loudly. but smile to one give cheeks to all.hee heee heee I.T. one day pigeon reach ed banta without message. but lips to one give love to all. have have have have a heart that never hates a smile that never fades a touch that never hurts and a relationship that never breaks
193. Angry banta calls santa! Santa says : this was a misse d call 189. coz my mum said we must love and care for mentally dis abled people 187. friends are not a game to play friend is not a word to say friends don t start in march and end in may friend is tomorrow.you are cute D.you are dear to me E. if at anytime your life is like a candle in the wind then I ll put my hands a round you so that all burns are mine and all lights are yours 196. congrats . I love you so much. see the stars you ll find god s beauty see the sun you ll find his warmth see the ocean you ll find his depth see in the mirror you ll find his big mistake 197. loudly bola na. osama bin laden s favorite song main nikla .joking 198.you are attractive B. main W. VACANCY: POST : true friend ELIGIBILITY : loving and caring
. ek mod aaya . but not happy you can lie to others but not to yourself you can have friends but not as sweet as me 194. but heart to one let everybody love you . but you love one 195.you are excellent F. then he went to Delhi to fill the form. so laugh loudly. o raste mein . sardar went to bank to take a form. you can buy gifts but not love you can pretend to smile. banta and santa fed up of mobile decide to use pigeon.you are funny G.
remember that there will always be someone who remembers you everyday with or without messages !!!! that s me 210. an art for a lover. blue-eyed and yours ? 1st says: forget about mine. he picked me out from all the rest coz he knows that am the best. 36-24-36. telling a lie is fault for a little boy.. tears may dry but my friendship with you will never die 203. how did you find me ? 202. jumps of the window. now you don t be angry with god 206. violets need dew all angels in heaven know I need you years may fly. then realizes shit ! I am the hus band 208. there is no raymond s showroom in Pakistan why ? because there is no complete man !!! 201. another moon? Possible another sun? possible another sky? Possible another friend like you? Not possible coz god can t make same mistake twice 209. fair. lets find yours 200. an accomplishm ent for a bachelor and a matter of survival for a married man 205. wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts up quick! My husba nd is back ! man gets up. flowers need sunshine. god created me to be yours. faithful friends near you and every time you pray god to hear you
. two men meet both looking for their lost wives 1st says : what your looks like ?? 2nd says: she is 5 9. a moon to charm you a sheltering angel so that nothing can harm you laughter to cheer you. to love someone is a duty. one missed call one new number missed one : JESUS no matter how many times you missed his call he will never stop calling till you hear answer JESUS LOVES YOU 207. to be loved by someone is a success to be with someone like you is an achievement to be with someone who loves you is a life 204. I wish you a sun to warm you.DUTY : to love EXPERIENCE : not required SALARY : never ending love JOINING : immediately are you interested ? 199. sweet candies are nice to eat sweet words are nice to say sweet memories are nice to dream but sweet people are rare to find my goodness .
words begin with ABC numbers begin with 123 music begins with sa re ga friendship with you andmee 219. but you can give life thousand rea sons to smile 214. friendship is not like PEPSI. put them all together and you can hear me 224. life can give us hundred reasons to cry.211. Tuesday ko pyaar. Saturday ko talaq. miss me press 50. GET OUT OF THE POST BOX 215. evaporate your worries. your sadness every single second of the day let s start with your bank account 223. blue be the sky above you soft be the road below you love be the breeze around you I pray all the happiness Surround you 217. dilute you sorrows. wanna smile press 576. Thursday ko barbadi. Sunday ko rest. marriage is an institution where the man loses his bachelors degree and wom an get her master degree and after years of marriage. spell friend Finds ways to comfort you Remembers to pray for you Inspires you Enjoys life with someone like you BELIEVE IN T
. Monday ko next 220. but the po stman shouted at me saying . bachelor schedule: Monday ko dosti. did you guess what this is ? it s the full form of love 216. Wednesday ko shaadi. ZINDAGI KE BAAD BHI 218. Fri day ko fighting.. filter your happiness and you will find the crystals of love 212.DIL MANGE MORE its not like BPLHE BEST its like LICZINDAGI KE SAATH BHI. when you feel lonely press 988. I want to share everything with you your happy moments. M-Motivation O-Only one T-Tender love H-Heart filling E-Efforts R-Responsibilities 222. look observe verify enjoy. en couragement press 47. howfrustratingwhensomeonesendsyouamessagewithoutanyspaceorpunctuationandyou trytoworkitouthardonlytorealiseaftertheexercisethatitwasjusttosayhellohowareyou !!!!! 213. life is chemistry. I decided to send you the cutest and sweetest gift of the world. they both get PhD ( Proble m holder degree ) 221.
cool. where there is no love . stunning. please try ag
. one in a million. birds are singing for you . the monkey you are trying to call in on the tree. So I hereby sentence you to be my lifetim e friend. promise we are true friends. Get up Open your eyes Out of your bed Day has risen Merry life Old dreams come true Rise and shine New friends Ideas of life Nice future Good day for you 233. I tried calling but the operator said welcom e to the jungle.Never forgets you Dies for you 225. there cannot be love when there is no you. Just like y ou and me. catches the second and stops the third 236. there cannot be peace where there is no purity. friendship is like wine. I found friendship I chased desire. am a cop and you are under arrest for being what you are. I found hopes I chased reality and I found dreams I chased a monkey and I found you 230. its illegal to be so sweet and cute. sweet. am water you are tank am angel you are devil !!!!!!! 234. fit enough about me tell me how are you ? 227. you are getting older and I am getting sweeter 229. case closed 235. loving as you are. good looking. as it gets older it gets more sweeter. wind is blowing for yo u. there cannot be me 228. am saawan you are baadal am normal you are pagal. love is a dream but our friendship is evergreen don t make friends before understanding don t break friendship after understanding 226. they all are waiting for you coz I told them to take care of you when I am no t with you 231. I chased love. am lamp you are light am coke you are sprite. sun is shinning for you. a true friend is one who sees the first tear. like the dew drops of a new day may gods loving hands be upon you today to freshen your soul as you start the day 232. cute. what happened to your network. ice is a cream. adorable.
feel free to throw your mobile !!!!!!!!!! 242. I want you to know that our friendship means a lot to me tou
. if you don t like my messages and my forwards. so whenever you are lonely remember its true some one is thinking of you 248. hours are too fast seconds are too few. plan to bring you prosperity and not disaster. but there is always time for me to remember you 249. 238. morning is gods way of saying one more time ! live life make a difference ch one heart encourage one mind and inspire one soul 243. love the one who cares for you. I put your name in the sky. friends may be new real friends are very few. friends may be old. days are too busy. wind took it away I put your name in the sea. care for the one who shares with you.ain later 237. But cactus did it not every monkey can read sms but . medicine but not health money is dirty it only causes pain and suffering send me all your money and be happy 250. wave took it away I put you name in my heart. when a monkey can o perate cell phone its horrible. share with the one who knows you. meet the one who is mad e for you 240. cow eat grass that s natural. know the one who meets you. and don t like to reply to message me. not every flower can represent love but roses did it not every tree can stand thirst . you are a DOG Darling Of Guys 246. now even you cannot take it away 241.. every second god remembers you every minute god blesses you every hour god cares for you b coz every day I pray to god to take care of you 247. In life love is never planned not does it happen for a reason but when love is real it becomes your plan for life and reason for living 251. human fell in love that s ok. not a home a bed not the sleep. money can buy a house. smile increases value of face anger spoils beauty of soul faith is force of life confidence is companion of success keep smiling and take care 239. still pressing unbelievable 244. I alone know the plans I have for you. plans to bring about the future you hope for 245. sincere apology.
but more ofte n I lose them because I fear saying I LOVE YOU 258. love hurts when you breaks up with someone. when the night comes. fine gals open my eyes u get my friendship . so often I don t say I LOVE YOU because I fear losing some one. what is great love ? its when you hide tears and still care for her. press down if you are a donkey. will you . desire to be fulfilled. love isn t how you forget but how you forgive. some friends are worth to be thrown some are good to keep some to be treasured forever and I think you are to be thrown in the treasure box to be kept forever 253... not how you listen but how you understand not when you see but how you feel and not how you let go but how you hold on 262. relations to be respected and friendsh ip to be treasured 256. you laugh I laugh you jump out of the window I look down then I laugh again 252. again !!!! what wrong with you ? ok ok you donkey happy !!!!!!
. but love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea h ow you feel 260. one may be far from you but m essages are bridges to make me feel that you always remember me 257. if you choose for EA you will get HEART. Please donate some. its wh en she ignores you and you still love her. Pakistan cricket team has been kidnapped and 100 crores has been demanded o r else they will burn them. i f you choose for U you will get HURT. a lover makes you realize how wonderful the world is but it s a friend who ma kes you realize how wonderful you are 259. look at the sky. being loved by some one gives you coura ge and often friendship ends in love but love in friendship never ends 267. if you love me I ll be in your h eart and if you hate me I ll be in your mind 263. when you see falling stars don t wonde r why ? just make a wish trust me it will come true because I did it and found a great fried like you 264. I ll opt you coz its better to get HURT than to have HEART without you 255. what is missing ? EA or U. I donated 15 liters kerosene 254. will you give me a k
. its when she begins to love another a nd you still smile for her 261. being near is not the meaning of being close. will you give me am bottle ? please 265. promises to be kept. reality to be lived. H_RT. dreams are to be forgotten. will you give me a kiss
.you cry I cry. Smart gals open my mind but only a special gal like yo
266. love me or hate me as both are advantageous. I cant believe you did that ! why did you d o that once again.. de stiny to be reached. hurts even more when someone br eaks up with you. loving some one gives you strength.
the loveliest day comes when you wake up to find that love still colors you r world through people who truly care and never fail to remember you 279. one monkey is reading it. it only affects people with brains !!!!! how lucky you are . if special means tender. mornings don t mean getting up and working again. this donkey will be free after reading sms ! 275. child donkey : mom with whom shall I play. but it is gods way of sayi ng he loves you so much to let you live another day. caring and dear . feeling bored ? think of me feeling sad ? call me feeling lonely ? see me feeling sleepy ? dream of me feeling hungry ? call me first don t go alone 283. even the grass and flowers too. if special means thoughtful too.in both case you feel THODA RUK JATA THO ACCHA MODEL MILTA AUR
276. if you hold it tightly it does if you hold it slightly it flies. never walk away from true friendship . see here. I love u. warning: cell phone causes radiation and it results in brain damage ! but y ou are safe. monkey is still reading. 281. then special surely means you 280. every donkey is busy mother donkey : don t worry son. A man shouts ma rna hai kay ?
. monkey will now forwarded this mess age to other monkey 269. one message received . if special means loving. when rain makes all things beautiful why the hell it doesn t rain on you ???? 271. life brings you kabhi khushi kabhi ghum for how long na tum jaano na hum so what do you say ? mujhse dosti karogi because you never know kal ho na ho don t worry main hoon naa 273. no bra in no tension 274. w. what part of a man has no bone but has muscles. In life we meet a lot of people but make friends with few in those few some to uch our life in such a way that their presence is felt in their absence too !!! !!!! 270. m onkey is angry now. love is like a bird. am not perfect but I can always be a real f riend 277. one nice person sent it. likes pu mping and is responsible for making love ? you naughty . I love u. Its heart 282. x. gentle and kind. be patient and realize that nobody is perfect. z 272. a sardar on a platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. hey don t get excited I love other a lphabets too v. don t love two but love the one who loves you 278. I love u. has lots of veins. I love u. rain makes all things beautiful. y. please take good care of it don t love one .268. what is similarity between mobile and marriage. when you see some faults..
sardar to a salesman : I want pink curtains for my computer screen salesman. I say you on the road that day you were looking so fine your face so divine your walk so perfect my heart started to sing sweet song who let the dogs out ? 287. you put your face out.sardar : abbey suna nahi goa express platform pe aaraha hai 284. x50. -200. the most happy marriage one can imagine would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman 291. deep like ocean high like you sky. and sweet like me 286. then people started shouting twins. friends aren t like clothes that you can change anytime e like jeans older it gets better it fits . you are sweet as gin as hard as rum
. do you remember the day we traveled in a car ? I put my ass out of the wind ow. I ll be there where as love says : you ll never need anything. take the date you were born x4. intelligent man + intelligent woman = romance 2. friendship says : if you ever need anything. your ski n 15. intelligent man + stupid woman = pregnancy 3. friendship is vast like universe. how intelligent are you ? 1.but computers don t need curtains sardar. -40. the way you speak 20. the way you walk 18 in total you look 72 years old ! ! 295. + last two digit of the year you are born 10500. if I ll be there 297. it says yes and gives you what you want it says no and gives you something better it says wait and gives you the best 285. notice anything ? try it on the paper 296. stupid man + stupid woman = marriage 294. + month you are born.. Why should only I suffer 290.oye . you ! I trusted you so much and your big mouth is never shut ? why did you tell others my secrets ? you really disappointed me !! please stop telling every body that am so cute !!! 298. some one asked me about your age well I said the way you dress 19.. x25. I got windows installed 288. twins 293. but good friends ar
289. every morning I pray to god that everybody should get a friend like you because . strong like ocean cute like you. stupid man + intelligent woman = affair 4. life gives answer in three ways . +13. how to keep friend entertained * press down * how to keep friend entertained * press up * 292. x 2.
? 303. heartbeats are countless. god ha s much bigger vision and he tells us relax my child its just a bend and not the end 313. in life. to love you and to make you exactly the way he wants you to be the best 302. science has proved that sugar dissolves in water and please don t take bath f rom today onwards otherwise I will loose my sweet friend 314. don t they have to be. friendship doesn t need everyday conversation doesn t always need togetherness. a sardar dies due to lightning . as long as the relationship is kept in the heart. spirits are ageless. true friends never go apart 300. Am just giving you line to miss me 307.warm as brandy refreshing as beer and special as champagne cheers to you 299. to hurt you. great achievers are great trouble makers. can we do romance in the evening today ? am in good mood. a small poem especially for you roses are red . sometimes I forget to say hi. often we stand at life s crossroads and view what we think is the end. priceless . tulips are blue when god was giving brains where the hell were you 311. he says I thought somebody was taking my s nap 306. your lovely mosquito 308. if friendship would be bought and sold like vested in you. but making someone care for you is hard. god doesn t give you people you want. I gave your name and address they said. at least so me of the time 301. his dead body is found smiling. it is much easier to turn a friendship into love. would be millionaires 310. it is funny when people discuss love marriages versus arrange marriage . they wanted to trouble good people . oh no we cant disturb our boss !!!! 309. sometimes I even miss to reply sometimes my message doesn t reach you but it doesn t means I forget you. it is like asking a person if he would commit suicide or murder !!! 312.thanx for being my friend 305. dreams are endless. memories are timeless friends like you . instead he gives you people yo u need to teach you. last night some devils came running to my room. everybody is wondering why ? when god asks him. now ke ep wondering how did you make it so easy for me to care for you STOCKS AND SHARES people who in
. birth is the start of life. beauty is the art of life mystery and risk are part of life but true friends like you are heart of life 304. than love into friendship if two past lovers remain friends they are either still in love or never were . reply me soon . just a little bit of kissing and biting. caring for someone is easy.
I found it 317. Sorry to inform you in the cell. if you if you need if you need if you need need advice. true friends never leave each other. it w as destiny. you can grow. I wanted to kill sweetest. the world is round. five liter blood. spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon 326. we met again. two eyes. 1. I have opened an emotional bank account for you in my heart deposit your fri endship in it and I will make sure that you receive the interest as long as am a live 328. we became friends. I am inviting only few people. I am getting married next Wednesday.the subscriber cannot be reached at this moment
322. cant sta y for a second without you. coming together is a beginning .. we will always be friends th at s a promise 318. true friends never part they just some times sit silently. working togethe
325. when we meet I ll ask you how are you hop e you ll not as who are you 327. if you don t like who you are and where you are don t worry about it because yo u are not stuck either with who you are or where you are . 60 billion DNAs with full of love I wish you a good day 329.call me help. in my blood. heart can skip beat for a while memories can be kept in a file. with my one heart. we are still friends. everyday is a wonderful opportunity to love. deep within each other heart saying . 206 bones. desert can replace the nile but nothing can stop a smile when your name come on my mobile 319.315. and the most beauti ful person on earth. when night comes. sexiest. but then I thought . its our decision. we ll meet again. Suicide is crime 320. look at the sky if you see a falling star. long enough to cover the su bject and short enough to create interest 321.text me a friend. life without you is impossible. a good speech should be like a girl s mini skirt. gorgeous. am still here 324. to smile. There ll be a small party. Don t bring any gift just bring someone to marry me 316. You are in my breath. to pray and to be thankful for having friend like you 323. Keeping together is progress r is success staying forever is friendship .e-mail me money. it was luck.2 million red c ells.. smartest. you can change and you can be more than you are 330. to care. don t wonder why just make a wish trust me it will come true because when I did it . if not there I will die hello I am talking about oxy gen not you
. we met it was by chance.
artist create it. a song to lighten moment s a cheer to praise his presence I have a nice and success day 332. sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart . a hug is a sign of love a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like you is a sign of good choice 343. I wrote them in pencil and included you r name but I used permanent marker 344. Field of love Root of joy Island of god End of sorrow Name of hope Door of understanding. I asked god a I asked a tree. death freezes it. photographers cage it. that you my friend 345. you know why ? because you alway s remain close to my heart and far from my eyes !!! 340. once you let them go you cant ever bring them back. friends are like balloon. anger robs it.kya sochte ho ? sardar yeh star TV waalon ko kaise pata chalta hai ke you are watching star TV 339. sardar was sitting in front of TV and thinking hard sardarni. that points a smile in my heart it gives memories that will stay in me not for a while but for a life time 336. very close or very s pecial. thank go d we look like this you should see the person reading the message 341. sacha desh permi kaun hai ??? one who sits on a English toilet in an Indian style 335. but in your case I am exception . you are too too precious to loose 337. and the real pains in the ass are per manent . he I asked a lake. because you are all three 333. a friend like you is a gift. a baby monkey asked its mother why are we so ugly ? mother replied.331. he flower. he I asked a fool. do you know how a simple hello can mean How are you ? Everything all right ? Like to see you Love to hear from here you Obviously miss you 342. models sell it. which one are you ??? 334. doct ors advice it. a smile is a sign of joy. that s smile keep smiling 338. girls misuse it. a smile to start a day a prayer to bless your way. I made a list of people in my life. the people you care most about in life are taken from you to soon and all t he less important ones just never go away.. gave me gave me gave me he gave me a garden a forest a ocean your mobile number
. usually I send sms to people who are either very dear.
a man told to his sardar friend : lets play chess sardar : oye ruk. painting is feeling. tasmaishr ee BEERE namaha--. love is emotional. th ose on the inside are trying to get out 348. don t think you are a genius. let me wear my sports shoes 349. the next month he raised first month salary 352. marriage is like a mousetrap. be ready to sacrifice for it friendship is like a mirror never break it 359. they all miss you 361. it is easy to say I love you hard to get love from the one you love its easy to say I hate you hard to hate the one whom you loved 356. make sure am dead 353. beauty will fade away one day never look for good skin. never look for beauty. your future depends on your dream. please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that remains me of reminding you that you never have to remind me to remember y ou 358. do you know why ? because the sk y was crying for loosing the most precious and loving star to earth 355. birds love you. the alcohol mantraguru bRUMa guru WHISKY guru devo GINeshwara---guru sakshat paraBRANDY. if I need a brain transplantation I would prefer your brain. try to read it love is precious. if 99% hate you ma ke sure am the 1% which love you. love is joy but a friend like you is 1% more than love 354.346. giraffe love you please return to zoo. I wanted a brain which is never used before 357. what will you do now ? 360. when you were born it was raining heavily .. pleased by her performance. those on the outside are trying to get in. love is desir e. love is unstoppable. monkeys love you hippos love you. he + she = love he + she + love = marriage he + she + love + marriage = children he + she + love + marriage + children = problem so my friend beware of that she 351. so go and sleep 347. if you delete this message you love me if you keep it you want me if you ignore it you adore me If you send it to someone else you cant live without me Ha haa . love is unimaginable. it grows old one day gut look for a loyal heart which will miss you everyday
.. love is destiny.cheers 350. boss gave his secretary a beautiful skirt as he r first salary. never sport it face is a book. if 100% hate. if 100% of the people love you make sure am one of them .
listen and silent are two words with same alphabets but for me they also me an the same because I can listen to you even when you are silent. a smile is the lightning system of face. an American and sardar were chatting American : 99% marriages in U. flowers die. this is friend ship 363. dairy milk said to the perk we are the sweetest on the earth perk said wait I think you have not the person reading this sms 370. equation 1 : study = no fail equation 2 : no study = fail equation 1 + 2 : study + no study = fail + no fail factorize : study( 1 + no ) = fail ( 1 + no ) study fail so why study ? just relax 373. a good friend is like a computer he enters in your life saves you in his he art formats your problems and never deletes you from his memory 368. how long will we be friends let me see as long as stars twinkle in the sky as long as angels are there up high till the oceans run dry and till the day I close my eyes 366. all things come to end but precious people like you are treasured forever
. stories end. do I look stupid ? dumb ? a duffer ? nuts ? l ike an alien ? please tell me because just now someone told me that I look like you 365. hey !!! tell me very frankly. parachute opens aur aap zameen pare safely customer : if it doesn t open sardar : then aapke poore paise vaapas 371. eyes : to look at you hand : to pray for you mind : to remember you heart : to love you and and legs : to kick you if you forget me 367. sardar selling parachute : plane se kudo.S are with e-mail Sardar : 100 % marriages in India are with females 372. cooling system of head and heating system of heart. one day you ll ask what s more important to me. so keep smiling all time 364. you or my life ? I ll say my life and you ll walk away not even knowing that friends like you are my life 374. Monday went to Tuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is friendship day 375. button dabao.362. make make make make a heart which never breaks a smile which never hurts a touch which never pains a relation which never ends
369. songs fade memories are forgotten.
I can t go anywhere without you. know the one who meets you and meet the one who is made for you 391. laugh like you have never cried. the moon said to me if your friend is not messaging you. and live like there is no tomorrow 382. I looked in my pocket and found s ome coins and then I looked in my heart and then realized how rich am I. anger is injurious dump it. god is too wise that he created us without price tags because if he did . a man asked sardarji: why are you watching funeral through binoculars? Sardari: door ka rishtedaar tha na 389. love the one who is cares for you. share the one who knows you. play like you have never lost love like you have never been hurt.376.F don t entertain fools G. 387. I d send you hours if smiles were waters. true friends never go apart
. there is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be a friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend. I d send you me 377.B. they never m eet but has to go together to save the derailment of the train called friendship 392. 386. a true friend is one who sees the first tears. catches the second and stops the third 379. 381. the minds of two friends are like the lines of railway tracks. friendship doesn t need everyday conversation. care the one who shares with you.H. I need you. memories are sweet cherish it. I looked back to moon and said does your sky leave you when you don t shine 390. life is small live it. between a thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows there is only one tod ay and I would not let this day pass without saying thanks for being such a love ly friend 380. love stars with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. if care was a raindrop.L just keep loving me 388. love is short flirt it. 385.K. oh my lovely shoes. 383. am too good accept. For friend is a friend who is forev er. I d send you sea if friendship was a person. doesn t always need togetherness .C avoid bad company D. why don t you leave your friend. But friend ship starts with eyes grows with an understanding and has no end 384. friendship is like the relation between the hand and the eyes: when the han d gets hurt the eye cries and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears. as long as the relationship is in the heart. I cant afford to buy an expensive friend like you 378. I love you. I looked in my purse and found no money. I d send you showers if happiness is second.I give up high ideas J.E. alphabetical advices to you A.
it s a miracle when its true and you know it s a blessing when it is you. see an old friend again and feel that things haven t changed.58. if I would be a tear in your eye. dipped i t in dew. Are you real ly deaf? 401. somewhere someone dreams of your smile and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile so whenever you are lonely remember its true someone somewhere waiting for you 396. Sardar: 100% of the marriages in India are with females 397. You ar e precious 405. FORMATS your problems and never DELETE you from his MEMORY 398.18. only one of the tw o things will happen either he will catch you when you fall or teach you how to fly. if you want a Mercedes or BMW car worth five crore for free please contact us on this website www. dear friend. do you know about your birth. It had turned into you. when I ask you flower you give me bouquet.38. I would never cry for the fear of loosing you 395.68 at 8 you take her to bed and tell her a story at 18 you tell her a story and take her to bed at 28 you need her to tell her a story to take her to bed at 38 she tell you a story and takes you to bed at 48 you tell her a story to avoid taking her to bed at 58 you stay in bed to avoid her story at 68 if you take her to bed. kitna soyega uthja yaar up above the world so high sun has risen in the sky utke jaldi peele chai then you call and tell me hi 406. a good friend is like a computer. an American and sardar were chatting American: 99% marriages in United States are with e-mails.
. twinkle twinkle lazy star.28. blessed and a miracle happened.apni-aukaad-pe-aaja.393. difficult to tell what loving is like . 404. I would roll down your cheek and die in o ur lap. difference among girls aged 8. when I ask you a st one you give me statue. that will be a story 400. when you feel sad to cheer up go to the mirror and say damn am really so cute. when god leads to the edge of the cliff trust him fully. when I ask you feather you give me peacock. kissed. He ENTERS in your life SAVES you in his heart. And if you would be a tear in my eye. to have somebody who tells you I lo ve you 402.com 399. a friend is a gift when there is a need.48. 403. Its really impossible to tell what missi ng is like may you never miss whom you love and may whom you love miss you always 394. To hear a song that makes you remember a special person. god did not promise that life would be easy but he did promise night that last for hours. I know: one day god took a rose bud.
there was a man who very much believed in god. but I want to be the moon and give you light in the darkest moments of your life 408. blood is for heart. Once god appeared and showed his foot prints in the past life and the man noticed that there followed anothe r foot print and that was of god. Stays when you say LEAVE ME ALONE and opens the door even before you kno ck 413. But I have one heart that cares for you every moment. red is for blood. our friendship means so much to me that if we were the last two people on a sinking ship with only one life jacket. And he asked god why so. but can t see you everyday I have a pair of ears. Did you hear about Banta who is so rich who has two swimming pools. but can t hear your voice every time. everyone wants to be the sun and bring brightness in your life.R is for red. So believe in god and he will always show you the path 411. But don t make this a habit coz liars go to hell 407. Once Santa had called an Englishman for lunch. I would surely miss you a lot. WHAT MEN WANT: a woman who can cook a woman who earns good money a woman who love him and a system to make sure those three women never meet each other 412. 416. morning becomes tight 421. 417. There was curd on the table.. Then he noticed that the another foot print di sappeared in his bad times. you are for me and me is for you. I would write your name on it and put it back in sky to let everyone know how colorful my life is with a friend like you 414. but the pain you feel when you miss them. I have a pair of eyes. it takes only a minute to have a crush on someone. heart if for love. one of which is always empty for the people who can t swim 422. Waits forever when you say one minute. 418. Santa Singh: will this bus take me to Jhalandar? Driver: which part?
. a friend understands when you say I FORGOT. The guest asked what is this? Santa didn t know English. an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. 419. those were of god and god was carrying the man in his p alm showing the way.you will overcome your sadness. then god told to look caref ully at the foot prints. that is why I love you. certain people touch your heart and you can stop thinking about them the kind of person you are fat yet so near simple yet so precious that is
415. what makes some people dearer in not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them. if I could pull rainbow down. he said Milk sleeping in night. may god increase your happiness daily like the price of PETROL and decrease your sorrows like clothes of MALLIKA SHERAVAT 409. Why did sardar throw butter out of the window ? Because he wanted to see Butter-Fly 420. love is for you. 410.
preserve it love is like perfume. The three fastest means of communication. Banta pulled out 7 people from the burning house and still he was jailed? Why . Do you know of Banta who parked his car in front of the board FINE FOR PARK ING 425. 3 glances = 1 smile 3 smiles = 1 meeting 3 meetings = 1 kiss 3 kissz = 1 proposal 3 proposal = 1 marriage 1 marriage = WAT LAG GAI 435. Can I have a Punjab female! What d o you mean? asked the clerk. Wife asked what do you mean coming home half drunk? Husband said it s not my mistake. Can I have a Punjab Mail demanded the second man. Can I have a Punjab Mail demanded the first man. I ran out of money 431. Dictionary is the only place where DEATH comes by LIFE. 424. He was gi ven a ticket. A smile increases your friends. It is for my wife replied Banta Singh. A smile makes every thing possible! So BRUSH your t eeth everyday 434. but the best part is FRIEND comes befor e RELATIVE
. A smile gives you an attractive face. Telephone Television Tell-a-woman 428. SUCCESS comes befor e WORK and DIVORCE come before MARRIAGE. You may be out of my reach. Why did sardar throw butter out of the window? Because he wanted to see butter-fly 433. but not out of my heart. but no one has proved it yet 429. Why did Banta take his pregnant wife to pizza corner? For free delivery 426. Heart is like a crystal. What is the girl s name who pushed her father from the 11th floor? Push Pa 430. What is the similarity between a man and a dolphin? Both are said to be intelligent. come lets share it 437. I may not tell you that I miss you but deep inside do it always 436. You may be out of my mi nd. but not out of my mind. Do you know what a sardar does after he takes a Xerox? He compares that with the original one for spelling mistakes 432. Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter w ith two men ahead of him. A smi le makes every one be happy.Santa Singh: all of me. of course! 423. flow it friendship is like one umbrella. spread it feelings are like flood. Then came the turn of Banta Singh. He was given a ticket. All the seven people were FIREMEN!! 427.
LOVE sheds tears. LOVE has darts. Think am your friend rouse . PRECAUTION: setting a place for me in your heart is OK but setting a place for me in your mind might be dangerous because am MIND BLOWING. boy in the air. Every smiles touches somebody s heart.danger safe . WAR sheds blood. opens the parachute and says love never dies. WAR has arrows. Classic words for a friend: be what you are and say what you feel because. the heart is like music. 453.silent fish help . play it but don t play with it. those who mind don t matter and those who matter don t mind. 450.438. break everything but never brea k a heart. Being in love isn t about picturing yourself with one person for the rest of your life.alone group . Insecurity of losing love makes us mistakenly lose the friend in them. a b c d e f g h I j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z.mad glad . In the air. WAR breaks heads and LOVE breaks hearts.short everlasting . Sandy and Karen decided to commit suicide. 452.se
448. Two lovers decide to commit suicide. not only because its always fu n with you but also because I wont mind going down to see you rise.fear joy . Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw. both have fears. Sandy jumps from the bridge. may you find hundreds of reasons to sm ile today and may you be the reason for someone to smile 444. inse curity of losing the friend in them makes us mistakenly fall in love with them 441. The man who invented t hese letters is a genius. 447. LOVE and WAR. but he made a mistake. he kept I and U so far 440. Compare love and friendship Blind bright . Amazing (sad fact) earthquake: Jan 26 01 Gujarat Sep 26 01 Chennai Dec 26 02 China Jan 26 03 New Zealand May 26 03 Japan / Taiwan Sep 26 03 Japan Oct 26 03 China Dec 26 03 Iran Dec 26 04 South East Asia Moral: never have your marriage fixed on 26th of any month because you cant hand le two earthquakes. After sometime
. Beauty don t make love but love makes beauty. Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. If I ever send you a bunch of roses. Kar en closes eyes and says love is blind. 445. Boy jumps. girl closes her eyes and sa ys love is blind. Why did sardar take his pregnant wife to pizza corner? For free home delive ry 449. 451. Sandy pulls parachute and say s love never dies. It is about not being able to picture yourself without that person fo r one day. 443. 442. 446. I will put a fake one in between and w ill say our friendship will last till the last one dies! 439.blank
smile when trouble pours like a rain smile w hen someone hurts you . Smile in pleasure. 456. winners are a part of the team. trips over a cordless phone 4. losers say. How long will we be friends As long as the stars twinkle in the sky. Once someone sent sms to sardar Sender is cool.
. smile in pain. losers see the pain.in 455. When I pray I don t see god. trees to drown a fish in water 3. kindly make an inter im payment of love to enjoy uninterrupted pyar. I must do something . sells his car for petrol money drives to airport and sees a sign airport left he turns around and goes home 458. Never forward an sms from a friend to another friend if your friend knows y our another friend. It is when tw o imperfect people learn to enjoy each other s differences 457. Sometimes I don t say hi. when I sms you I don t see you but I know you read it with a smile 464. sometimes I don t message you. but I know he listens. but it doesn t mean I forgot you. As long as angels are they re up high. so hutch is planning t o introduce a monkey instead. something must be done.you realize that you are getting dirty and the pig is enjoying it 454. 460. gets stabbed in a shoot out 8. lo sers have schemes. winners have dreams. puts lipstick in his forehead to make up his mind 5. Hey where are you . That s why love always gives pain because you alwa ys have to lose in it 459. a loser makes promises. dear customer. 467. You should be sure the person is sardar when he does 1. reader is cool 466. studies for a blood test and fails 6. send your recent color photo to adv@hutc h.co. sometimes I don t reply. sends a fax with a postage stamp 2. So brush your teeth. The dog which acted in hutch ads died today morning. misses 44 number bus and takes 22 number twice 7. we notice a high usage in your account. Your friend who is a friend of your another friend may have already sent that sms to his friend who is your friend and other friend is the o ne whom you should not forward what your friend sent to you and your friend who is his friend don t get tensed send this sms to all your friends. Reply soon or wherever you are Its bakrid people are catching all the BAKRAS just go out of your city
461. smile because someone still loves to see you smiling 463. DREAM makes all things possible. HOPE makes all things work LOVE makes all things beautiful SMILE makes all the above work possible. time for you in their calendar. hurry up. am giving you time to miss me 465. but cherish t hose friends who don t consult their calendar when you need them!! 462. winners see the gain. reader is fool sardar got angry and replied sender is fool. winners say. losers are apart from the team. A winner makes commitments. Value those friends who find. Good friendship is not when the perfect people come together.
As am there so far.the way I smile But some things would remain the same . so you look up and see how much you really mean to m e
. friendship is the rainbow between two hearts sharing of seven feelings.biquT2 A 992i . 30 % .. forget me not 477. Marketing lesson: you propose a girl .that is direct marketing Propose on phone that is telemarketing Girl slaps you after proposal that s customer feedback!! 480. ill wri te your name on every star. 469.Till the oceans run dry and till the day I die 468. you and me holding on. you and me dreaming. One day you ll be surprised to see me beside you. It move like AIR . 10
472. as I did 481. Now which color will you select for me? 482. The way am keeping you as my friend 470. You and me laughing. .com loading 0% done! Error! No brain found . a true friend is not like the RAIN that pours and goes. A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even though she knows yo u are slightly cracked! 476. If a day comes when I die and go up in the sky. time says plan me lot. It can just be trans ferred from on girl friend to another girl friend 473.Brain. car e is a special word fro friend . Forest king veerappan died last year in his memory let us all switch off ou r mobiles for two minutes please forward this to all local criminals.pni992 ho279q 2iHT 9>lil 2m2
use mirror to read . Purple the person you love If you choose any of the above color. Blue a per you admire Pink a per you are very close to Black someone you cannot understand much White a person you like spending time with Yellow someone who cheers you up Green the person annoys you Red the person you dislike. Like energy love can neither be created nor destroyed. sometimes keeping quiet but is always there constantly hanging around !!! 474. Everything in this world is so fine but everything in this world is not min e there is one thing which is so fine that s your friendship which is mine 478. SAD+HAPPY+TRUTH+FAITH+SECRET+HELPING+LOVE = FRIENDSHIP 475. then you love me and if you don t choose the n you want to marry me. love is a special word for care. you and me just you and me sitting in mental hospital and me checking you.. Some things may change the way I look . Money say earn me lot. Sweetheart is a special word for love. flower says love me lot. 10% . and sandy says remember me lot.. you an d me crying. your brain will be refreshed shortly!!! www.and the friend is a special word for you 479.the way I talk .
Hence enjoy don t stud y. 491. Welcome to sweet dreams airlines. Mom taught me that: one hour = 60 min. all passengers on bed be ready as the fli ght will be leaving to dreamland. Good night. 490. The man says actually am not from here am from Pakistan. 494. would it be enough If at all I can send you my cares 485. 487. be patient and realize that nobody is perfect. We met each other it was by chance. The man says am not a citizen. but I can always be a good fr iend. I like you. Marks come like drops. Ocean full of syllabus. You forget me. so I cant send you poems Not a graphics designer. Smile is to win the hearts. I message you. So always smile!! 493. And I would love to be imperfect throughout my life only to be your friend . Dog is about to bite woman when man intervenes and kicks dog. Smile improves your personality. If you care for me. smile is a language of love. 492. We became fri ends it was a destiny we will always be friends that a promise! 489. Reporter sees and says. and win a fabulous free trip to the central jail. if I die and go to heaven and god ask me what is my last wish. New year and festival combo offer!!!! Just dial 100* from any mobile and sa y bomb in parliament . Only a mug level we can write. Next day in pap er it read TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG. Enjoy star quality food. So the reporter says ok the headline will be LOCAL HERO SAVES WOMAN FR OM DOG. love is possible sometimes. I care for you. so cant send you cute drawings Me just your friend. I ll pause for a while to look for you and when I see you crying I would say LORD. 488. am sorry this is where am different fro m you! Ill kill you 484. Doctor s prescription for you today: A cute little smile for breakfast. the headl ine in newspaper will read US CITIZEN SAVES LADY FROM DOG. Am no a poet. Introduction is possible anytime. give me a m inute to hug my friend. Doctor s fee an sms whenever yo u think of me.*standard charges Apply 486. Man in US sees woman getting chased by dog.
. We met again it was luck. River full of questions. When you see some faults.483. Ever since I met you. you miss me. marriage is p ossible one time but A SWEET FRIEND like you is possible once in a life time 498. I woke up today smiling as I remember I have a friend like you. You like me. that was great. If you want to really love. Am no perfect. Then today I heard proverb WISE MEN LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS 497. And I hope many years from now I would still wake up smiling for the same good morning 495. start off each day by finding something to be t hankful for 496. celebrity style attire and five star quality rooms with centraliz ed AC with top security hurry up offer ends soon. smile is a way to get success. I miss you. more laughs for lunch and lots of happiness for dinner. Never walk away from true friendship. I learnt lot of things from you I did not understand h ow and why. A bucket level we have stu died.
" "Oh".. their names are joy and happiness. difficult to stay.. TRUE FRIENDS are like biryani... "Who's clock is that?? That s Gautam Buddha's. two people asked me your details today. I gave them your addres s and cell no. "those are Lie Clocks....... bread is bread.. difficulty is a part of life. but a FRIEND is hard to find. "I'm using it as a ceiling fan!.. why do you talk b ehind my back? Why don t you tell me frankly? Why are you telling everybody that a m BORN GENIUS!!1 504. ): Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train... Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock. Sar dar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye. If love is sweet why does it hurt....... Every Time you lie.. Love easy to say." Rabri asked. not what you see but how you feel and not how you let go but h ow you hold on 500... Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't laugh). Said Rabri.I'll marry you NEXT YEAR 508. but I wont fear tom orrow if you still be there for me and I don t regret yesterday because one yester day I met you 505. 511. if love is forever why do we die 503.. "Where's my La loo's clock?" Laloo?s clock is in my office". I trusted you a lot because you are my close friend.." 507. beautiful to feel. if love is deep why does it burn.Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'... Kapil hit the four but you are in my heart with the hig hest score. So many of us either fear tomorrow or regret yesterday. "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered .. Frnd: Y? Srdr: Got upper ber th. butter is butter... As she stood in front of Ymaraj. "And whose clock is t hat?" That's Abraham Lincoln's clock... The h ands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie. Be in touch with them 501. Without a friend like you = 1 million year 499. she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.... 13 days 312 hours 18720 minutes 1123200 seconds to wish you HAPPY VALENTINES DAY Are left
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513... they are real and rare FALSE FRIENDS are like idly... S he asked.. 510.. Sardar proposed a Girl... Loving is not how you forget but how you forgive. if you forget me I ll throw you in the gutt er. Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged? Srdr: oye. Hey listen... a coin is easy to earn... not how you listen but ho w you understood. replied yamraj... that s why girlfriend is never a wife 502. The coin depreciates
.. up in the sky beautiful birds sing and fly you can forget me but how can I 512. but.. The hands have only moved twice.. ): a joke 4 u.... if lov e is warm why do we shiver. telling u s that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.Father taught me that: 1 min = 60 sec but never told me that 1 sec... Sachin hit the six. the hands on your clock w ill move. they are available everywhere 506. if love is tender why do we cry. there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower b erth 509. difficult to deal..
Imagine that you are in a closed room and there are no door or windows how ca n you escape from there? Answer is very simple stop dreaming 526. An apple a day keeps the doctor away! But my sms a day keeps your worries a way! 528 .but a FRIEND appreciates. you ll find DOGS IN STAFFROOM 524. take bones to college. one sentence is enough to break a hea rt. A late night greeting doesn t only mean good night it has a silent message sayi ng you are my last thought at night fall take care sweet dreams 517. so stay out of it 3.go on go
521. One stone is enough to break a glass. continues with smoke and ends into ashes! But don t worry we are CHAIN SMOKERS RIGHT 516. Its everyday 519. 1+1=2 my dosti is true 2+2=4 my dosti is more 3+3=6 my dosti is fix 4+4=8 my dosti is great isn t it? 515. you look sweet when you read my SMS. but the pain in my heart is still the same Although I smile and seem carefree. Missing you is not a game to play Missing you is not a word to say Missing you doesn t start in April and end in may Missing you is tomorrow. be quiet in class respect the fact that others are sleeping 2. So try to look sweetest always! 525.An unbelievable false poem One fine morning in the middle of the night. I hide my tears when I say your name. take blessings and get lost . Look . sweet est when you read and reply.just go down go CONGRATS: you have reached my feet. sweeter when you read and smile. I lost a coin for this message but gained a PRICELESS FRIEND 514. two dead boys woke up to fight back
. Golden rules: 1. Friendship is like a cigar: starts with fire. go down! More niche aur niche go on .birds are singing to you Listen my heart says I MISS YOU 518. keep college clean. Ant: your age? Elephant: 5 years Ant: you are so big Elephant: tan ki shakti. Mann ki shakti BOURNVITA Elephant: you are Ant: 18 years Elephant: you are so small Ant: FAIR AND LOVELY LAGAO UMAR CHUPAO 520.the moon is looking at you See stars are shining for you Hear . one second is enough to fall in love and one friend like you is enough to li ve a HAPPY LIFE 522. there s no one who misses you more that me 523. Hey. yesterday and today.
just INCURABLE 539.. but you are the one. WOODLAND ka mobile. all lost. as precious no one can ever be I know all fri ends are hard to choose. How you died? 1: suspected a man with my wife and searched house. a little sick. My medical result diagnosed that am becoming cuter daily . As precious as you are to me. no matter how long it takes. Sardar s wife: why are you signing all the blank cheques? Sardar: if the cheque book is lost. f or life is a little jar of memories so fill it with people worth remembering. Believe this time its re ally true. with whom you can spend your lifetime yo u can share your happiness and sorrows till then enjoy with wrong ones. facing each other took out their swords and shot each other. 2: fool I was in the fridge
. But don t worry its not contagious. I think I know whats wrong you are suffering from lack of vitamin ME 536. Dogs bark just like you cats me just like you devil looks just like you see my in nocence still I like you 537. Ravan decides to apologize to Ram. Soul Soul and Soul Soul 1: how you died? 2: due to cold. HALDI RAM ka camera aur HERO HONDA ki DIAMOND RING. If you feel a bit dizzy. a little sad . Take my hand when you feel lonely turn to me when you need some one to talk to. SAMSUNG ki soan papd i. One deaf policeman heard the noise and killed the two dead boys. someone else will sign it 540. a lot bored.to back. felt guilty suicide. Live life one day at a time.Please pray for me. The happiest love story ever told HE: will you marry me? SHE: no And they lived happily ever after 535. Ask the blind beggar he saw it too. If two hearts are meant to be friends. Wake me up when your heart need company. Ram opens the door ravan blankly stares at ram and can you guess what he is thinking? Sala kiss mooh se maafi maangu 544. 529. fate will bring them together to share friendship forever. am alw ays there for you 533. This valentinez gifts for my sweetheart NOKIA ki car. 532. You are the sweetest person.cool na 543. I never want to loose. Guess the name of an animal whose first two letter is a verb and last two p reposition and the first three letters the name of a place think think more shall I tell you I too don t know 530. found none. how far they go. I have ever met Yakin nahi hota na? Chaand sitaron ki kasam Oh my god !! Ye saare chaand sitare kahan gayab ho gaye 541. I TRUST YOU is a better compliment that I LOVE YOU because you may not always t rust the person you love but you can always love the person whom you trust 531. share it with people who matter most to you. because till time runs out. Only once in life you ll meet someone. 542.
A sardar was obse rving him. a sardar asked his wife do I look like a foreigner? No! why? Sardar: in London a lady asked me are you a foreigner. The mind easily for gets but the heart always.5435/. Some thoughts are better kept unsaid. The beauty of the most women is inversely proportional to the distance of t he observer. Save a space for me in your heart and not in your mind. Lovers talk from BSNL fools talk from AIRTEL beggars talk from IDEA and legends never talk they just send messaged from HUTCH. Never waste an opportunity to say I LOVE YOU to someone you really LOVE coz its not everyday you meet a person who has the MAGIC to make you fall in LOVE 561. you have won a RECHARGE of Rs. An astronomer was watching in the sky from his telescope. Valentines offer: surprise your girlfriend by sending romantic kiss. that to much to ask what would make me happy is one day if anywhere you hear my name. kya nishana lagaya bos!!! 551. Suddenly a star falls. boy friend said. 556. CONGRATS. The sun for the daytime. Some feelings are better kept to your self because love always has its way of expressing itself despite the silence 552.545. Doc: your husband needs rest and peace here are sleeping pills. After returning from a foreing trip.keep your mobile in water fo r 3 minutes and balance will automatically be credited 548. Remembers like now. Dial 9 885057647 and say kiss and girlfriends address I ll personally go to deliver a kis s. moon for the nighttime and yo u for the lifetime 559. Wife: when must I give them to him? Doc: they are for you 547. 546. When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone. behavior and action
. sardar shouts. Just close your eyes and think of me for 10 seconds open your eyes now and y ou ll realize that you have utilized 10 seconds in your life thinking of a GREAT P ERSON 560. 550. only if your husband doesn t have any proble m 557. Three things to watch: beauty. I don t expect to be the most important person in your life. just smile and say hey that s my friend 554. 558. Its free swear 555. There are two people: screw and drew screw is a painter and drew is a driver no w if drew drew a screw driver while screw was the driver will screw screw drew fo r drawing a bad screw driver coz screw drew badly or will screw screw drew for b eing a bad driver and that is why when screw drew the screw driver badly. A girl friend asked her boy friend whether he would be so attentive to her ever after marriage. Confus ed? Now confuse others. make sure that y ou select someone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spar e parts 549. I like three things. remember you and that s from my hea rt 553.
Three things to control: tongue, temper and temptation Three tings to love: purity, honesty and hard work. Now send it to three lazy pe rson as I did 562. Someone remembers, someone cares, and your name is whispered in someone s pra yers. Keep the bright hope of sunshine in view someone is warmly thinking of you 563. Pledge of boys: India is our nation, girls are our destination, dating is o ur occupation, flirting is our profession, to hell with the education 564. Friends are special treasures of the heart they make you feel loved, needed and secured its often not said but felt. 565. If you could spend an hour in mind, a minute in my heart and a second in my soul then you would know how it feels to miss someone like you 566. Earth may stop rotating, birds may stop flying, candles may stop melting, f ishes may stop swimming, heart may stop beating but I cannot stop disturbing you 567. Some friends forget, some move away, some keep silent, some just change. Bu t am not one of them am just here now and forever 568. A rose for you Rs.10/-, a card for you Rs.25/-, a lunch for you Rs.250/-, a movie for you Rs.220/-, a friend like you priceless abe jhaad par mat chad price less yaane BHANGARI 569. Policeman: stop stop your headlights are not working Sardar: move move even the brakes are not working 570. Mistakes are painful when they happen but year later a collection of mistak es is called experience, it was a great experience knowing you 571. 1 you are nice person 2 line 1 is true 3 line 2 is false if line 1 is true 4 both 2 and 3 are correct 5 all four are wrong Confused?? Now message to confuse others 572. Angry teacher: why are you so late? A child sardar: well, I saw the sign in the street that said SCHOOL AHEAD GO SLO W 573. A fat sardar visits dietician. Doctors aid: run 8 Km for 300 days. After 30 0 days sardar phoned: am slim but am 2400 Km away from home 574. Teacher: why majority of south Indians are black? Student: because majority of south Indians are always watching SUN TV or SURYA T V 575. A sardar looking at sky asks another sardar oye! No idea, am not from this city. that s a sun or moon? He replies
576. Help me, come fast, its very urgent, only you can help me that s why am wanti ng you to come fast, my neighbor s baby is crying to see a MONKEY 577. Do you know what happened last night? In my room, on my bed, when the time was 2am, when all others were sleeping? (leave some space here while typing mess age) I WAS ALSO SLEEPING
578. Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open mouth. Why? Because his d octor advised him today s dinner should be light 579. For pepsi shahrukh, for coki worry dude for goli soda YOU aamir, for mirinda vivek, for fanta rani, don t
580. A sparrow was in love with a white rose one fine day this sparrow proposed th e white rose the white rose told when she turns red she ll love HIM sparrow tears hi s body and slowly spreads his blood on the white rose and it turns red and fell in love but the sparrow is no more this is love I would love to be the sparrow what would you want to be the sparrow or the white rose if you really love someone the n please reply back 581. When we are far and there are 100 steps between us, you can take the first step to get near me and I will take all 99 steps to be there for you 582. Sardar: I saw my wife going to a movie with a strange man. Friend: did you follow them inside? Sardara: no yaar, I had already seen the movie. 583. Close your eyes relax your body and stop breathing as long as you can th. I miss you as much as you missed the air now brea
584. Cute story a girl asked if he thought she was pretty, she said no she asked him if he would want to be with her for ever and he said no, she then asked if she were to leave would he cry and again he said no. she then asked if she were to leave would he cry and again he said no. as she walked away tears streaming d own her face, he grabbed her arms and said you are not pretty you are beautiful and I don t want to be with you I need to be with you and the day you leave I wont cry, I will DIE !!!!! 585. Adam and ever created love Romeo and Juliet introduced it devdas and paaro su ffered a lot for it, laila and majnu died for it so my dear BEWARE!!! FEB 14 is a head 586. Why GOD created BILL GATES before creating me? Because he wanted to create a SAMPLE piece before creating a MASTER PIECE 587. Dhirubhai calling from heaven, son mukesh , how is the business of our reli ance India mobile? Mukesh: cant hear anything sms on my hutch number 588. Relationships are like glass sometimes. Its better to leave them broken the n try to pick up the broken pieces coz you always end up hurting yourself 589. Sardarji: goes to petrol bank watches a board. Don t use cell phones here. He picks his phone makes call to everyone in his phonebook and says don t call me no w 590. I never miss you, I never forget you, I never have felt that you are kilome ters away from me, just coz I often watch ANIMAL PLANET 591. How much is 1+4+3=? (leave five to six blank screen and then type) are you looking for the answer? Shame on you go and sit in LKG 592. Once upon a time, long long long really long, back in the brightness if a n o moon light, somewhere in the middle of nowhere NOTHING HAPPENED 593. Anyone can become angry that is easy, but to be angry with the right person, to the right degree, to the right time purpose, and in the right way that is not easy
594. Life teaches you to smile but it also teaches you to cry, it may be ironica l but it is a reality you cannot know the value of smile until you cry.. 595. Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But frien dship start with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death. 596. Behind your smile I know there are sorrows, behind your laughter I know the re are tears and I want you to know that behind you IS YOUR BUTT!!!! 597. Long time ago only cute people used to read my SMS and today the history is broken by a MONKEY 598. Love is something that no one can hate. Love is a passion we find in our ma te, love can happen anytime early and late, love is a medicine without expiry da te. 599. Cop are you married? Srdr yes, to a woman, cop angrily: of course, did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man? Srdr my sister did!!! 600. CLOSENESS resides in the heart. So no matter how busy or far apart we are , you are always remembered 601. Twinkle twinkle little sardar, everyone wonders what they are. Up above the head so high, dimag portion always dry. Flying chaddi in the sky, hans de yaar don t feel shy 602. Friendship is like susu in the chaddhi, all can see it but only you can fee l the warmth. 603. There are three ways to break the mirror. Throw stone on mirror, take mirro r and just drop it, and you just go and stand before the mirror and SMILE 604. Life is difficult, full of trials, sorrow, pain, but if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say kisne Dhaka mara be? 605. If out of time I could pick one moment and keep it shining always new, of a ll the days that I have lived, I would pick the moment when we became friends 606. If kiss is a book, I give you library, if hug is a sim, I gave you talk tim e, if love is a bike, I can give you petrol. If friendship is a life, I give you myself 607. They say that it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to apprec iate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them 608. A baby dog asked to mother dog mummy please tell me who is my father. Mothe r dog: please son don t disturb you father is reading sms 609. Sardar had to write two essays. One is about FRIEND and other is FRIEND. He had studied only about FRIEND, but for the exam the essay was FATHER, sardar di d not give up. He replaced FATHER with FRIEND in the essay and it read: I AM A V ERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, and MY BEST FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR 610. Boy: I kept sending my girl friend a love letter everyday for three years! Frnd: then what happened? Boy: she married the postman 611. Learn to love the people who are willing to love you at present. Forget the people in the past and thank them for hurting you, which led you to love the pe ople you have today.
Nokia told it was due to shortage of vitamins named S MS please help my mobile before it dies and please donate some SMS 624. A son at college wanted more money.U.they capture your hearts. but you really hurt me. so BRUSH YOUR TEENTH ATLEAST TODAY. My mobile isn t well Dr. NO FUN. Here after please don t message me. good morning 617. a ttractive then understand. Send this fish to ten of your friend s. Friends in heart are worst tenants.612. wh en they leave they leave the place broken
. 614. talented. 615. Thanks for being my star 625. Isn t strange that when you have so much pain in your heart and you want to t alk the only person who can stop you from crying is exactly the same person who made you cry? 628. Mrs. YOUR DAD. I rang the bell five times and got no answer 613. He sent a telegram to his father. Like the fresh dew drops of a new day may god s loving hands be upon you today to freshen your soul as you start the day. 1. ultimate. Sardar: you slapped me SERIOUSLY or just for fun? Frnd: seriously. Who are we to say: who s Hindu? Who s Muslim? When there s ALI in diwALI and RAM in RAMzan. change it to exclam atory sentence Student: WOW!!1 619. Ok will you marry.A 622. It started in Spain on 04-02-2005 626. they don t vacate easily 4. TOO BAD. YOUR SON. >@@$@@:> this fish is named LOVE FISH. Man: I did. Am sorry for this. Thanks for everything can you tell me KAUNSE MOVI E KA DIALOGUE HAI 620. they pay no rent. I will live with my sister. after I die? Husband: no I will also live with your sister. Good morning 616. 2. fourth your sweetness and fifth your love. but if u still feel alone just remember am always around you 618. second your beauty. after I die? Wife: no. Man: I have come to repair the bell. handsome. If any girl says you are cute. Smile is language of love Smile is a source to win hearts Smile creates greatness in your personality. 623. Teacher: four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Srdr: then its ok. we will stop our friendship. The father replied HOW SAD.I. NO MONEY. Sardar s friend slaps him. Jones: but you should have come y esterday. don t be discouraged coz all storm s come and go. Still your answer is No? Then where do you put your legs!!! 621. A star has five sides because one side represent your kindness.H. You ll surely marry your love one. third you smile. 3. intelligent. Do you have holes in your underwear? No? I bet you have. she is actually saying C. Send these SMS to as many friends to make INDIA united 627. No? Don t lie confir m again. If at times the world seems UNFAIR to you.T. Husband: will you marry. I don t like people making fun of me.
like the moon. 636. that s friendship 637. may be the is how god knew that I need a friend just like you 646. summer comes again and again. and they will make it. Life is for you. bugged you. y
. Father asked his son. olden words are don t cry in love coz for whom you are crying does not deserve your tears and the person who deserves will never let you cry. Exams are like girl friends: too many questions. Principles for this Valentines Day: never ask a kiss. When TITANIC was drowning. every thing for you and on ly your friendship is for me 645. Hearts could only love you a while. Italian jumps into sea and asks which direction? Sardar: downwa rds 639. what type of girl would you like to marry? Son said. but person like you never comes again and again coz the god never makes mistakes again and agai n 632. Wife: darling today is our wedding day what can we do? Husband: ok. m ore explanation is needed. how far is land? Sard ar ji says 4kms. are you still cleaning? 634. fully drunk after a late night out. ask for it. never ask do you love me. they will break it. being together is for you. the sardar have found 400 bodies and still digging more 640. My dreams say s you will understand me. Winter comes again and again. If someone would ask me what a beautiful life is I would lean on your shoul der and hold you close to me and answer THIS IS IT 641. There have been many many times when I disturbed you. but that s not the question to be aske d. My past says you met me. find a reason why god gave you to me. and three hours to bring the firemen under control. 633. Do you know full form of COLLEGE: Come on lets love each girl equally 642. an Italian asks sardar ji. you give your br oken heat to a friend. being sad is for m e. but on this day I just wanna tell that I plan to continue 631. You give you whole heart to your love. beinghappy is for you. 647. result is always FAIL 630. A two seater plane crashes in a graveyard in Punjab. 643. being lonely is for me. My future says you will care for me. Never g ive a hug. but my heart says you will always remember me 638. death is for me. Ladies hostel caught fire. Let us stand in silence for two minutes 635. What is true bravery? It is to arrive home. wife waiting with a broom stick and you ask: honey. just take it. It took one hour to bring the fire under control .629. difficult to understand. you can put many relations in a file. I get jealous when people hug you coz for that moment they have my whole wor ld in their arms. firtst say I LOVE YOU and never say I will die for you just do it 644. one who comes at night and leaves in morning. troubled you. irritat ed you.
tea cher will think we copied. for an hour. want a date with John Abraham. Hope our friendsh ip be like that. and if your tel which animals egg it is then that hen would also be yours!! Banta: yaar it s a very difficult question. Land of sorrows Ocean of tears so never fall in love Valley of death continue flirting End of life 651. we can t see the sun. Wife: did father tell you to be romatic? Husband: No! He told me to carry my own sorrows 655. He replied oye! Higher studies yaar 656. To wake up and realize its possible to sleep a couple of hours more 3. Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. should be kept in zoo! Don t get ang ry. a beautiful day is activated so keep smiling!! 657. m
659. then log on to www. 650. but always be there for each other . but laughing on you. SIR: why are you fighting? Sardar: this fool left answer sheet blank. but it is still there. A smile is like the sim card of a mobile phone. When it rains. looks and intelligence and if t hat is not enough. don t think you are in love. good evening .com 653. my mind calls you. You can impress every body by your talents. even we don t see eadch other. Santa clause to banta clause: if you tell me what I have in my bag then all the eggs are yours. and if you tell how many then all the eight are yours. youwill find ME there too. 661. but you cant stop your smile when you see my name on your mobile 648. To have somebody who tells you that he/she still misses you 658. Some of the best moments in life: 1.aukaatmeinraho. my hand need you. My eyes miss you. they can never understand your words. for a month. Want a dinner with Leonarda. Roses are ted.ou can make desert form Nile. Husband came for church. To hear a song that makes you remember a special person 7. whenever you insert the sim card of a smile. no in the cae. tell them you are sandy s friend. SIR: so? Sardara: I did the same. 649. To clear your last exam 4. Unexpected calls at night that lasts for hours 5. I may be gone for a minute. lifted wife up and carried her around. good night but I ll never say good-bye to you 654. my feels y heart just for you love you. give me a hing! 660.
. sky is blue. for a day. Speak less to people whom you love most. when a person asked what he was doing. To laugh until it hurts your stomach 2. want a weekend with Tom. You just need to attend some spoken English classes. When words aren t enough to express your feelings. To see an old friend again and feel that things haven t changed 6. 652. Two sardars were fighting after exam. I may not be able to always say good morning. monkeys like you. coz if they can t understand your si lence. but I ll alw ays be there for you.
How was it? Oh! What a pity! Poor devils cant read it 665. This story can be read by ANGLES ONLY (leave eight to nine blank screens an d they type) $THE END$. which is used by us to wr ite our exams. you will never lose ME. but my heart has unlimited space for a lovely friend like you 670. 663. Love doesn t grow on trees like apples in EDEN and you must use your imagination too. Last night I had a dream I was walking along the beach with god. Friend in different languages. show my bleeding hands and say I took them away so you wont get hurt 679. Punjab se laya chutiye ko . kid har se laya? parrot replies. My phone has li mited memory. send your men immediately coz gals are using candles. you are in my blood. Hebrew chaver. JUDGE: you want to divorce your husband fro threatening you with a DEADLY W EAPON WIFE: you got me wrong your honor. when I wake up. It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper. I always hope it comes from you. I would ju st smile.662. I will always be there. Lights went off in a ladies. I always want you on bed. Hold ten roses in your hand and stand opposite to mirror you will se eleven roses and among them the most beautiful rose in the world is you my dear friend 675. in winter I want you more coz of the warmth you give me in cold. God replied. 669. now th at we are grown up. Sardar moving aroung in market with parrot on shoulders. Why do the bride and groom exchange garlands during marriage? To tell each other affectionately sweetheart you are dead! 668. german freund. am divorcing him for threatening me every nig ht with a DEAD WEAPON. SAB PICHLE JANAMKE PAAP HAIN
. Everytime I hear SMS tone. the warden called electricity board. If I give you a dozen roses and you ask why there are no thorns. if you are not there I will die. French ami. hindi dosth..
672. but trust me on one thing. 666. Care for me when am sick d on t cry for me when I die. dutch vrend. Just be there with me till am alive 664. a pakka dost sandy forever 667. Talk to me when am bored. 674. ########################################################################### #######The railway track has no end. with love it s something you have to make. Life without you is impossible. we realize that wounded knees are easier to heal than broken hearts 671. I ask him why I have a friend like you. Be with me when I cry. I cant stay without you for a second. passer by asks. When we were little kids we couldn t wait to grow up and fall in love. you are in my breath. pinoy kaikgan. tamil thozha for me simpl y YOU 676. Hope even our friendship has no end 678. We win and lose things everyday. Mexican amigo. Hello am talking about OXYGEN 677. I always want you on my lips I love you soo much oh dear NESCAFE 673. join us in the noble cause of not writing.
and your current balance is Rs. I know you are still the same an idiot with no changes of improvements 692. dad says no butter for two weeks.-4326. Passing some pigs by the road.22. for the first time sardarni s joke: why did sardarni keep the do or open while taking bath? Coz she was afraid that someone might see through the key hole 691. Mom kills cockroach. if ever I get to read it again. Take your own time!! (leave ten blank screens and then type) but why are you looking for me in your mobile. Introducing.4521. so whether I see you or not. relative of yours? wife: yes IN LAWS 687. It takes three words to say I LOVE YOU. Your bill is Rs. E experienced from N near one who T truly and I infinitely N needs your E endless company 688. 682. when am in your heart 689.18/. all the sardars protested a gainst the news. three hou rs to demonstrate. I will open it from the p age where I first met you 693. My sms may not mean too much to you. I live by faith. Meaning of VALENTINE: V value and A affection and L love. HUTCH 686. and not by sight. three minutes to explain. What is difference between GHATNA and DURGHATNA? GHATNA is when some ones w ife runs away and DURGHATNA is when she come back again
. dad says no honey for two weeks. A newspaper published 50% of sardars are fools. but a lifetime to prove it 690.680. A couple drove down the high way after a quarrel. All the sar dars were happy 694. If your world is spinning round and round and your heart is beating fast an d fast. butter and jam. Next day it published 50% of sardars are not fools. dad will you tel l her or should I? 684. Nobody can stop me I ll send you sms till my death? You death? World exits? Oxy gen available? Truly speaking till sms if free. Bread and cheese. Hutch has decided to charge all the sms s you have sent to hutch number. husband asks. son kills honeybee. Someday when the pages of my life end I know that you will be one of its mo st beautiful chapters. three days to appreciate. son says. best of luck for board exams. pass this s ms to eight of your friends but not me if you want to score more that 80% don t igno re 683. carry on. do you think its love? Na munna na it s high BP 685. but to me it means a lot coz its my wa y of showing you that I remember you and I love you 681. please rechar ge you account. Son kills butterfly. Looking for me. Hi.
balasubramanium. 709. When two friends fall in love they learn they are meant for each other. money and ????????. 704. Driver: I m subramanium. Friendship is a little more smile. I HATE YOU (open it) H happy to see you A always miss you T take you in my mind E everyday never forget you. mental hospital is not so f ar 698. Jame s bond. Wife. son. Love. So I really want to say I HATE YOU 700. In our life time four things can come at any time. fourth member is me Discussion between sardar1 and sardars2: Sardar1: we are four members. Twinkle twinkle little star. a laugh is a sign of happi ness and a friend like me is a sign of your DAMN GOOD CHOICE 708. a little less cry.. you should know what you are and once you know what you are. loving so meone who loves you is duty. daughter and who is the fourth member? Sardar2: no reply Sardar1: you fool. But it doesn t apply to you coz you don t have to knock anymore you are already inside 706. but being loved by someone whom you love is life 701. Knock on my HEART and the door will be opened for cute friend. I have written nice poem for you. 702. bu t you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes him or her cry. susu. Always be happy. not coz life is full of reasons but c oz your smile itself is a reason for many others to smile. A smile is sign of joy. balls to you 699. a little more laugh.. You will be ROSE of all TREES you will be SMILE of every FACE you will be WATE R FALL of every HILL and you will be a BROTHER to all the SEXY GIRLS 697. fourth member is rickshaw man 703. a little less I. Discussion between rickshaw man and sardars1: RM: we are four members. a little less frown. always wear a smile. daughter and who is the fourth member? Sardar1: no reply RM: you fool. You learn to like someone when you find out what makes him or her laugh. son. Wife.695. trouble will trouble you in such a trouble some by troubling manner that you cant trouble any trouble any more. a hug is a sign of LOVE. James bond steps out of a bar in chennai and tells his driver: I m bond. 707. a little more we.. and to be loved by someone is a gift. Do you know while I was reading your sms I was little bit confused this is coz of you confused that s why whoever read the message they get confused so whene ver anybody confused try to rectify the confusion and confusion can be have anyb ody if they are confused so not only you can create confusion but some special p ersons like me can create confusion.. whe n they fall out of love they realize they want to keep each other forever 696. To love someone is madness. if you trouble trouble without tro uble troubling you. Don t trouble unless trouble troubles you. James to you. friendship. 705. Friendship is simply you and I
Sardar was traveling in train. get engaged to compassion. Sardar went to car battery shop and asked to change battery. why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS? Dad: so that when am not there. Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love coz sun rises in east and sets in west but friendship rise in heart and doesn t set even after death. GALILEO: great mind. BIL L GATES: brilliant mind. but now I m going to tell you: I I lo I love I love your messages yaar. Shopkeeper say s exide laga dun. Simple Mind touching Interactive Long lasting Effect 721. 720. Who s smart? Its you. I never had the guts to tell you. you may ask what are all th ese things. First Relative In Every New Difficulty 715. but it takes the whole life to fin d a special person like you 725. good job. His son asked: dad. 713. Now carry on your work. 30gms SAND. Who s sweetest? Its you. Your attention please (leave 10 attention.. YOU: never mind 712. Who s hot? Its you. I on t know why everyone says this to m e. 10 bolts and two nails. and divorce the ego. 15gms WOOD. where should I hide? 716. it is the CT SCANA report of your head 718. That s life. 723. It takes one minute to see someone and one day to know someone and a month to like someone and one year to love someone. ma rry simplicity. Who s darling of millions? Its you. live it. I enquired everything about you. Government of India introduced a new rule: good-looking people should be th rown out of country. no one dares touch your mom 711. You are safe. 722. Man is dying of cancer. good family..710. good character. honeymoon with genuineness. 11 screens and they write) thanks for your I l
. Who s charming? Its you. 714. flirt with your understanding. a woman sat on his son s berth and didn t get up . NEWTON: extraordinary mind. Sardars said dusari side tera baap lagayega? 724. Love yourself. So TAKE CARE. f ine personality. Sardar started shouting: THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BIRTH TO MY SON. 717. ME: master mind. Will you marry my KAAMWALI 719. EINSTEIN: genius mind. When someone says take care it really me ans that you will stay in their heart till its last beat. Care is the sweetest form of LOVE.
3.. Bhagvan ke bina mandir adhura hai. 7. 2. Field of love Root of joy Island of god End of sorrow Name of hope Door of understanding
is the miracle of FRIEND
734. t ake blessing and try again 728.. They don t have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does 730... 5 we will kick you. am just lazy like you 737.. ****** WRONG! You have touched my FEET. still be the same some one like before. Ind: throw the dice.726. 9. take bath with neighbors daughter. Remember to remember me. 3... and it turn end up needing each other. 8. 4. Today is international day of the cute and good looking people. life needs love 729. Thought of the day: save water. 5. If you love someone.. can you give me a rupee? one minute
738. Wives are funny creatures. 731. and a million dollar? a rupee. it happens when you st art knowing each other. For every feeli ngs. Pak: what if I get 6? Ind: you get to throw the dice again 736. so send thi s message to someone who fits 735. Sometimes I forget to ask how are you? Sometimes I even miss to say HI! But it doesn t mean that I forgot you. Ten things I know about you.. patni bi
.. 6. 1. I will never forget to remember you 732. if you get 1. but your someone loves someone.... how long is a million year to you? a minute. for every thought and every moment. forget to forget me even if you remember to forget me. 4. Enter PIN code to touch my heart. Indian army arrests a Pakistani terrorist. God: Man: God: Man: God: Man: god. dosti ke bina jivan adhura hai.you are special person with a wonderful heart 2.. Love is not something that happens on first sight. Kid: how baby comes into world dad? Dad: in moonlight an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom s lap!!1 Kid: you mean F***ING in useless 739. one day one lie only. 10. that you are not just someone but you are the one 733.. coz time will come that you someone will realize.. 727.
and after marriage is like HUTCH. Sometimes my mind asks why miss you. do you know why? Coz am lucky. Coz EMPTY THINGS BREAK EASILY 745. I will kill you 749. . you know why? Coz god loves me. Inbox. picture messaged. outbox. aisi azaadi aur kahan. asked why? Sardars replied: there is no driver above 748. wherever you go our net work follows 750.. I did not expect to be the most important person in your life.na ghar adhura hai. 350/. Today is Hutch s 6th anniversary of wireless communication. why remember you..I feel happy. erase message? Try it. You know how? Coz god sent a good friend to me you know who? ITS YOUUUUUU 741. Kid to teacher: me sleep with my daddy last night Teacher corrected: I slept with daddy last night Kid: then you must have come after I fell asleep 743. spice hai to life hai. that s too m uch to ask. hey that s my friend 751.. Live without friends is Lonely Insecure Full of doubt Emptiness Life with friends is Light and easy Inspiring Full of hopes Enthusiasm 746. you smile and say. wh y I sms to you. Please do it sincerely .. please transfer t his message to 10 hutch subscribers and get free talk time worth Rs. Missed calls miss Received calls hope is Dialed numbers want to Erase recent call lists Really miss you that s you you talk to you not you why I message you
747. ( ) No brain ( ) normal brain ( ) abnormal brain Answer: (X) no brain
. WEAR HELMET WHEN WALKING. MENTAL patients need more care 744. The above one came running down. why care for you. Please don t mistake me... One up and one down. What is the type of you brain? Please mark (X). I want to tell you something. after engagement as SPICE.as a new year gift 752.. then my heart answers. I like you. what would make me happy is if one day anywhere you hear my voice. Two sardars sat in a double decker bus. Bachelor is like AIRTEL. Don t ignore this. usi tarah tumhare bina CARTOON NETWORK adhura hai 740. write messages. Boy: I like the way you kissed me last night especially when you passed the chewing gum to my mouth Girl: what chewing gum? That was you condom 742.
. god appeared before all mankind and proclaimed sorry no refund or exchange available for the defect 762. if you had to describe me in one word what would it be? Only one word and reply is a must. its only my lifetime dosti 766. A lot of people will walk in and out of your life but only two friends will leave their foot prints with you 763. Boy: great I want five of these please!!!!! 754. 7 eyes. Most of the things you desire are expensive. joy. try it. 9 heads. I have nothing much to give you in this lonely world. delete my messages from your inbox. you c ough thrice think am missing you. the clouds parted. What has 6 feet. 5 hands.. Always keep a photo of your girl friend in your purse. Sardars replied arey bhai.. cough fourth time. Look at it when you are in trouble. but the truth is the things th at really make you happy are five: love. fool go to the doctor. Delete my name from your mobile. just o nly keep me inside your heart forever as your loving friend. manmohan is PM not AM 765. 756. Sardarni asked sardars: what is difference between pyaar and ishq? Sardars: pyaar is what I do with my sister and ishq is what I do with you sister 757.. TO THE ONLY GIRL I EVER LOVED . 3 mouths. 1 fing er. friends and my sms 760.New punishment for lovers: Pyaar ke liye kala paani Ishq ke liye fansi Mohabbat ke liye umar kaid Tum mat daro. A man asked sardarji.. laughter. stop thinking and get back to your work there is nothin g like that 759. Boss: when am sick I spend time with my wife. bewafa ko to 1 lakh ka inaam hai 761. Today is worlds expressions day. twice think I want to meet you. it requires treatment 755. It says. your house and wife ve ry nice 767. Man rings his boss me no work I sick . System of love: JAN rose FEB proposes AUG MAR gift APR lift MAY chatting NOV JUN dating JULY miss you kiss you SEP anger OCT danger left DEC next
758. 8 stomach. 13 ears. 4 brains. You will fell that others are not as big as this one. 764. why manmohan singh goes walking in the evening not in the morning. 1 leg. When you were born. Boy: do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: how about this card. Two hours later man rings back: me better. If you cough once am remembering you.( ) normal brain ( ) abnormal brain Thank you for answering honestly 753.
don t marry an IDEA girl she can CHANGE YOUR LIFE. you can only see when its gone 770. If ever in your life.. don t marry an BSNL girl she make CONNECTION WITH ALL. Ta ke out A. still BIT remains. Loving someone gives you strength. you wake up and don t see anyone. be true to it make good use of it coz love c omes unseen... 772. Our friendship has become a HABIT. Can you tell me which one? Guess. She will say next please! So always kiss a teacher. What is that word
. samruddhi. come to me. A friend gives hope when life is low. sanmaan. but love in friendship never ends 778... coz you are not with me I wish yo u were ere with me today. aaj kuch aisi baat k aro ke mere kadam zameen pe na tike. My eyes cant bear uncontrollable tears. being loved by someone gives you courage and often friendship ends in love. A BIT remain. because WHEREVER YOU GO SHE FOLLOWS. she will say repeat five t imes!!!! 780. d on t marry HUTCH girl. I will be there to hold your hand and comfort you and take you to an eye specialist 769. Wife: kamine. She will say stop! Hands up! Never kiss a nurse.. Never kiss a policewoman. to cut these ONIONS 783. One person to a sadhu: guruji meri bibi manne bahut pareshaan kare. koi upa ay batao To sadhji bole: are bawle agar iko koi upaay hoto to manne sadhu thodi banto 777.. A friend is honest. sadgi. If you find love.. still IT remains. There are three words in English that end in gry . so that you know how it hurts when I miss someone special like you 774. Things you hate when your parents ask Why are you late today to home? Why you need so much of cash now? Why does she call you often? Why you scored low marks? Why can t you be like sandy? 775. saiyam. Finally take out B. sarjan. Husband returns home after drinking and says: darling... hey then be careful to miss me 773. a friend is precious. swaroop. sampathi.. One angry and secong hungry everyone knows the third word and uses that in everyday life. fasi laga le 779. swasthay. a friend is true. Even if you take out H. marry only RELIANCE g irls. treasure it.. BUY ONE GET ONE FREE 771. susanskar. safalta. I pray to god to give you shanti. a friend is you!! 782. In one public toilet. Note: don t marry AIRTEL girls she can MAGIC on you. shakti. there is a poster of a sunny deol s film. What is the depth of friendship? Its when your best friend runs with your l over and your really really miss your friend. sneh and s afal life 776. ROK SAKO TO ROK LO 781. A friend is a place when you have now here to go...768. Am gonna write on all the bricks I MISS YOU and I wish that one falls on yo ur head. sarsawati.
even 20 super sonic planes passing by cant be heard. Srdr: thank you 791. Kindly observe silence for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquito es. To love is nothing to be loves is something. TC . e. to love and to be loved is eve rything. -. v. Why does a monkey jump from one tree to another? ( leave five blank screens ) sorry its your personal matter I should not interfere 797. my dog is standing outside
. c. x. b.? (Ans: there is no third word ending in gry. don t love someone you can live with. Tc tick et hai.otherwise I will tell to daddy ke roz raat ko GABBER ghar aata hai 786. its kind a hard f or me to forget you. d. Teache r: how is it possible? Sardars: he became father only after I was born 793. which died last night in the process of biting you 795. A doctor says to sardars: do you know there are 256 bones in our body? Sard ars: please says it softly. -. so I love teacher s daught er 797. Mom: beta go to bed otherwise GABBER will come. can you tell me one more example of this ty pe? Student: I love my teacher. A. what are you looking for? I liked those who were between I and u 789.kahan? TC janah krishn ka janam hu a tha 785. -. g. A rose is always a rose either it is in the flower vase or in the dustbin. I have a confession to make. f. B=C. This is what a married man says after years of marriage: my marriage is mad e of trust and understanding. h. Teacher: if A=B. then A=C. -. z. but love someone you cant live with out 796. teacher loves her daughter. In a train TC kaha ja rahe ho baba.) 784. Sardars calls up Indian airlines and asks. -. 794. -. y. Mango: best friend.chalo .100/. w. Teacher to sardars: how old is your father? Sardars: as old as I am. -. Sadhu jaha Ram ka jana hua tha. -. how long will it take to fly fro m Punjab to London? Lady replies: just one minute sir. Son: give me Rs. I. Sadhu . u. Apple: soft corner Strawberry: you love me Grapes: you are close to me Orange: am your enemy Lemon: you find me cool Just select one and reply am waiting for you message 787. -. Same way you are my friend either you are in Mexico or mental hospital. She does not trust me and I don t understand her 792. ever since I have known you.nahi. Now m ay I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the NIAGRA 798. every night you appear in my dreams and I find my self shou ting BHOOT BHOOT 790. -. A guide explains to the tourists at NIAGRA FALLS: I welcome you all to NIAG RA falls. Sadhu . -. This are the world s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the w aterfalls is so high.
So just go and propose her 813. and we never like wh at we have. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail. just two fool s like you and me 802. in your absence I feel you near. still we love. BIDI HAI KYA? 812. if I was a poet you would be my inspiration. then tastes it and says to himself THANK GOD I DID NOT STEP ON IT. activate dictionary (T9). You can be a doctor and save lives. Sweet words are easy to say. Who am I to you? Someone
. thinks what it may be. Live it 810. c sweet. If any beautiful girl calls you BHAI. and still we hope that. Sardars seeing something on road. puts all hi s ideas. A word to say. I ll always cherish have a friend like you. A cool. two snakes sitting in jungle. your fame.. We never get what we want. then hide your screen with paper and type 434680786709278464084630. your ideas. A lawyer and defend lives. hope it goes long. c oz today.adorable.. a soldier an d protect lives. MAAMU. tomorrow and till my life is through. now read it. how to convert paise to rupee 801. f rocking. go to write message. when all friends sa y good-bye. no demands and no expectations. its very inte resting 817. someday we wil l get what we have. when all birds leave the sky. ask me sardar
806. That day will be known as Ap ril 1. God appeared before sardars and asked s: god.800. then don t take tension coz full form o f BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS. if I was an author you would be my story. we never have what we like. g the above. but am only a CARTOONIST 811. april fool day 814. But sweet people are hard to find my goodness. Slowly the leaves of memory fall. your personality. d smart. 815. but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying. friendship needs no promises. your thoughts. e . female snake tried to kiss the male snake. softly I will gather and pick them all. 1st sardar: we will soon become rich 2nd sardar: how? 1st sardar: tomorrow my mathematics teacher will teach me. How did you find me 803. Select one for me out of these and see to it that am happy awesome h
808.. our relatio n is strong. I wish to be alive till I die I shall grant you a wish. IT S COW DUNG 807. Still we live. love what you have that s life.. If I was an artist you would be my picture. or simply be yourself a sweet heart who touches lives!! 816. A day will finally come when the whole world will celebrate your name. stops. we remain friends till our heart goes on 805. a word to hear. When all seas become dry. Try this out. I ll be there to say you hi 809. sweet fruits are nice to eat. Su ddenly male snake turned and started singing ZEHER HAI KI PYAAR HAI TERA CHUMMA 804. b cure.
may your salty days be peppered with spicy love. Wishing you. under a vanilla sky.. Definition of my friend: my friend should be my medicine. You could forget a face. eats only the alloo. take a deep breath. every memory and keep in my kitchen to scare away the rats 819....HIV+ve (Honey in Veins)..oh. my lov e for you 832. no wonder you are so sweet 834. forget yourself but forgetting me.. every smile. I ll snap your every moment. but I ll never change. may you bask in lemon suns hine... forget a home. Every new day is a challenge. they can deceive you. he asked for better.. 5 steps to a lovely happy morning. To lead a happy life. so I switched off the fan 827... I got him diamonds. i.. Your gift is ready.. Time brings a lot of change that is true.Friend Best friend More than a best friend Enemy Forever buddy Choose any one of these and send it to me. three things are essential. eats only masala. feel your heart beat and say its too early.e. a challenge is an opportunity... Watt iz your opeeneun ????? 820. play on strawberry fields. . after sometime crashed. ope n your arms wide. forget it 831. Sardars orders masala dosa. guess what? (leave 12 blank screens) DAIRY MILK! Dukan se le lena paise PAPPU dega 821. when asked what happ ened he replied: it was cold at the top. when am in pain. an opportunity is an inspiration. and heart as wax factory 833... an inspiring new day. go for someone who makes you smile coz it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright 830. my smile when am sad. my hanky when I cry and my life whe n I die 825. let me sleep again 822. forget a game.. don t go for wealth even that fades a way. 823... you are full of honey.. Close your eyes.... why? Coz he is not well and doctor advised BAHAR KI CHEEZ MAT KHANA 829.. How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars? Just knock on its door. my letter when am far.. where are you? 824.. God asked me to find something good... Don t go for looks.. A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar werry gudd lukeeng aar werry b addd att spallings. t hey will open it!! 828. testing in progress. testing. in short have a YUMMY DAY. Conducting a blood test on you.. If I had a camera. keep tongue as sugar factory. forget a name. orders samosa.. now he wants the best. Am waiting for your reply 818. have a great day
.. resu lt.. I got the gold.. forget a place. Keep brain as ice facto ry.. Sardars riding a helicopter. What is the height of stupidity? Two sardars traveling in a rickshaw and fi ghting for a window seat 826.
To impress her in English he remarks SONIA JI. love is a paper. Request..What is the height of laziness?. You may have someone is your mind.. someone to care. one w ho has the power to adjust can survive. someone in your d reams. If you think I don t care for you because of fewer messages... but the pain you feel when you miss them
. which is connected to the trigger of a gun pointing towards you head and a couple having intercourse i n front of you 850. the sorrows untold. someone to share. w ooden steering and wooden engine? Are dhakkan. life is a glue. but now my life is so bright. Boy told the girl sitting next to him. a friend is one who will always be there 840.. but am your someone. YOUR ASS IS CUTE BUT YOUR PUSSY IS SIMPLY MINDBLOWI NG 847.. when you have NO ONE 843. someone in your life. A boy from third standard asked his teacher could a girl of my age have bab ies? She said. What make some people dearer is not just the happiness that you feel when y ou meet them. In sonia s residence LALOO finds there a DONKEY and a CAT.. What WOOD happen if you had a wooden car with wooden seats..835. you know why? Coz you are a tube light 844. Feelings are many. K please kindly feel free to smoke. someone in your heart. Height of torture: a string connected to your PENIS. Who is a friend? A hand to hold in times of distress.. O one. So
851. a person shiting on a iting a wave to come and wash his ass beach and wa
849. Now I understood that whenever you are with me am in trouble 837. all passengers on bed be ready as the fli ght will be leaving soon to dreamland 838. what? Never. E everyday.. a heart to share. This is the story about four monkeys First closes its mouth Second closes its ears Third closes its eyes Fourth has its thumb on the mobile 839. you are wrong. what is friendship?? Nothing with out you 846. SMOKE everyday! Smoke means S send. M me. be a chain smoker kool sms. Welcome to sweet dreams airlines. but words are few. can enjoy sweetness of life. What is life? What you make it to be? What is happiness?? What your heart s ees? What is love? Precious if true. one who has god on his side is the most powerful 841. One who has the power to forget past. everything is false only friendship is true 836. when I was crying you were with me. A m just looking for the best message for one of the best person I have ever known 845. see I told yo u not to worry 848. clouds are dark but sky is blue. it wood not word 842. wooden tiers. someone to love. My life was in darkness before I met you. When I was sad you were with me. when I was unhappy you were with me.
. its just a simple ordinary me who misse s the extraordinary you. not how much you cried but how much you smiled. when you see some fault be patient an d realize that nobody is perfect. no tea. What is the difference between monkey and donkey? Monkey will read this mes
. ugly. I looked f or your name. Boss comes in early and finds his manager kissing the steno. In life don t thind about the pain you went through but the lessons it taught you. but did not find it. Husband your eye sight is perfect I look horrible. its not yo ur closest pal or even your best friend. you
869. Life ends when you stop dreaming. dear and sweet friend. am not perfect but I can always be a real frie nd 860. I do this free of charge! 864. you have not seen the person reading this message 866. it was in the best 865. thanks for being of my size 857. I don t know how to inform you. then id realized . Santa gives interview for a job Question: to bataiye. you still deserve the sweetest dream 867.. intelligent. no snanam. pani ke bian insaan kaise marega? Santa: oye. 1st thief: police! Quick! Jump outta the window! 2nd thief: but this is the 13th floor 1st thief: hurry! There is no time to be superstitious 855. love ends when you stop believing. As I watched the ants crawl up the wall I noticed that no matter how busy t hey are. Am shocked to know.852.. As the day turn into night keep your worries out of sight! No matter how to ugh the world may seem. 861. I was looking at the list of good people that come into my life. No tooth brush. some loose and some tight and some fit just right . fat.. if you don t mind BECH DOON TUJHE? 859. they still stop and communicate with one another. no god s prayer. am really upset. Wife looks in mirror and says to her husband please say something nice to me dear. no breakfast. sabse pehle apun ka sms 853. manager: no sir. not how much you were hurt but how much you were loved! 858.. There are money bees. Friends are like shoes. The chocolate replied think we are so sweet. They help you as you walk through life. hope e nds when you stop hearing and I miss you when you stop messaging 856. pass them to six of your good friends and be rich in four days 862. Someone misses you so much. A pastry said to chocolate damn we are so sweet.. Friend like you is worth million dollar. Hope we can be like t hat 868. 854. but I ha ve to let you know that you have symptoms of AIDS adoring. Is this what I pay for? The boss asks. Never walk away from true friendship. its not your family nor your friend. pani nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nahi to doob jayega 863.
sweet ho. Professor: why are you late? Girl: one bo y was following me.... wha t would it be and why. 877. Maths teacher: if you have 12 chocolates and you give five to leena. Be honest 883. Professor: then why are you late? Girl: that boy was walking slowly 886. wait for lecture
875. don t misunderstand CUTE means creating useless trouble everywhere 879. sms and tell me. Just a second dear. is true 4.sage and donkey will delete this message. 882. One girl comes late to the class... line 2 is false. then what will you get? Student: three new girl friends. Smart people like you buy cell phones. three to tina. Press down 7 time to become sweet (7 blank screens) tusi bhi naa? Pehle hi inne. all four are wrong. the more I miss you 872. 1. tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. if you had to rate me out of 10 (overall). I care for you coz you are my FAVOURITE FRIEND FOREVER 884.. the less I seeyou. What will you do now? 870. Confused? Now confuse others.. but I always smile whenever I see your name on my mobile 871. the more I want you. So many of us either fear tomorrow or regret yesterday but I wont fear tomo rrow if you will still be there for me and I don t regret yesterday because one ye sterday I met you 878. line 1 is true 3.. if line 1. Signboard near a college rs
876. The more I see you. If a lover is like a moon then friends are like stars and have you noticed that the sky can look beautiful without moon but not without stars 874. A furious sardars enters shop and shouts... phir bhi press kiye jaa rahe ho 873. am waiting. 881. You know whose? Your own STUPID 880. What is difference between cheque and DD. Today is friends rating day. FRIEND first relation in earth which never dies don t drive fast and kill students. where s my free gift with this cook ing oil? Salesman: there s nothing free with this Sardars: oye.. Cheque is like a girl friend it can bounce at anytime. clever people like you never make ca lls. nor I know how long is the river nile.. wise people like me send message and sweet people like you don t reply 887. you are nice person 2.. its written cholestrol free! 885. Give one word in English for APNE KIYE PE PAANI PHER DENA flush
.. DD is like a wife you can always trust. I don t know how many meters make a mile. You are one of the most cure persons on the earth. Today. and four to meena. both 2 and 3 are correct 5...
don t feel 896. I cant find a brain here 897.. I wish a wish for you.. look in and discover. Motivator Only one Tender loving Heartiest Efforting Responsible 904. 2. I listen eagerly coz I thought I hea rd you... I looked back coz I thought I saw you. 4.. if you feel the feel th e feel I feel. 903.. 10 ways to have a great day. 3. tell your loved ones. can I know your weight. My heart is like an open book..... If you don t mind. i s that all your wishes come true 894.????
.38 aisa press kiya tho keypad kharab ho j ayega 890. this made me realize that I MISS YOU 892. THINK OF ME (10 times) and only me 898. good morning! Have you done two fo the most important things when you wake up today.. I to feel the feel the feel you feel so OK OK OK OK . .. am virus and am entering your brain right now. Son: dad! How much does it cost to get married? Dad: don t know son coz am st ill paying for it 889. don t judge me by my cover..... I feel the feel you feel. So I was just calculating profit 893. how much you love them by forwarding this message... its also for friends who love each other better than lovers 902. you feel the feel I feel.15/. is a wish I wish for few... hundreds of reaso ns to smile today and may you be the reason for someone else to smile all the da y. EXAM OFFER: you can use any kind of chit for exams and win a free trip to p rincipal s office and also a two years release from college. Every little smile can touch somebody heart may you find.
899. Hurry offer valid onl y for few dayz 905.... sorry I will leav e.. just see how many of them return to you telling that they love you too!!! 891. Hello. I will be one of your true friends.. If you want to be a winner in life and want to become a great person listen to what your girl friend and do the opposite 895. Y O U. please bura mat maano friend. but no one was around. Love is not only made for lovers.888. Pray to god so that you may live Take a bath so that others may live 900. What is full form of ABCDEFG? A boy can do everything for girl. 901.. there are three things about you. BI G BAZAAR is taking all scrap at Rs.. 1. the wish I wish for you.. finally you.kg. it depends on how you read me. And now wha t s GFEDCBA. ..
Sardarji said yeah sure give your phone number 913. if they say you are stupid be cool. On a romantic day sardarji s girl friend asked him darling on our engagement will you give me a ring. but if they say wow you are cute.. Cow I give 50 litre milk a d ay. You fraud. sausage.. chicken. If people say you are crazy be patient. Cow. you monkey. When things go wrong. mutton. pork. elephant discussing who is great. Beef. you stupid. This is my ( 14 times in different screen in different ways) style to distu rb you 919. Elephant I ate 100 bundles of sugar cane a day. Man runs home yelling pack your bags honey. you nasty creature. 906. it only means one thing. The most selfish one letter is I avoid it Most satisfactory two letter word is WE use it Most poisonous three letter is EGO kill it Moswt used four letter is LOVE value it Most pleasing five leter is SMILE keep it Fast spreading six letters RUMOUR ignore it Hard working seven letters SUCCESS achieve it Most enviable eight letters JEALOUSY distance it Most essential nine letters PRINCIPLE have it Most divine ten letters FRIENDSHIP maintain it 918.Girls forget everything done and catches (new) boy again. you dog. why couldn t he just lift it? 907. you idiot. smile to kar yaar non-veg mes sage tha 909. meat. you are above them 915. They are fooling you 908. no matter how blue. you devil. slap them. How can you double your money? Look at it in the mirror 914. lets have a party 911. (one blank screen) hello its your turn 912. If people aroung you are trying to pull you down be proud about it. No matter ho sad. you will alwa ys be my friend forever. b ut am happier each time I sms you coz I know I will be disturbing you 920. you cheat. The example of an ancient idiot dushashan he kept pulling and pulling and p ulling and pulling draupadi s sari. I feel better just thinking of you. when sadness fills your heart when tears flow in your eyes always remember three things Am with you. donkey. if they say you are a monkey just r elax. Father And Mother In
. I just won the 10 million lotto Wife: do I pack for the beach or mountains? Man: who cares? Just pack and get lost 916. no matter what people call you. you donkey. but the friendship you have given m e will stay a flame in my heart 917. 910.. A candle may melt and its fire may die. you have cash..
that there will always be someone who remember you everyday with or without your messages! That s me! 934. He puts his head out and says YES NO YES NO YES N O 922. how did you find me? 935. 928. earthquake. what cam first HEN OR EGG? 925. but I need to know. rainfall. Sorry I didn t have time to think of you today coz I had not finished thinkin g of you yesterday 923. You cant stop the following: sun rise. but for you to have all the best things in life! 926. Challenges are high. do you mean my daughter is too young to do what she has already done 932. Height of imitation by copy cat Pakistanis in education: IIT Islamic Institue of Terrorism JEE Jehadic Entrance Exam IIM Institue of Infiltration Management CAT Career in Alqueda and Taliban IAS Iraq After Saddam Mtech Masters in Terror Techno GATE General Aptitude in Terror and Extrimism 929. one put on the indicator and asks the other t o check whether it is working. I make dua that god would hold you lite. whenever. Santa: judge sahib. the world out there is waiting for you
. You are the best heart surgeon in the world coz you made a place in heart w ithout cutting and spilling blood. years may fly. tears may dry but my friendship with never die 931. If I disturb you. am sorry. all angels in heaven know I need you. wh erever for ever 933. violets need dew. so that I would be in your hands all day Husband: I too wish that you were newspaper. dreams are new. so that I could have a new one ever yday 927. Sardars sent an sms to his pregnant wife: how are you? After sometime he st arted dancing with joy coz got a sms report delivered. She says no sir are you shakari or mamsahari? He says no am bihari 936. Judge: am sorry mr. sir are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian? He says. Air hostess asks LALOO. not just to make you feel alright. Flowers neeed sunshine.Love with You 921. Eating sweet is tasty! Speaking sweet words is easy! But finding sweet peop le is very difficult. (blank screen) that blank screen means there are no words available to say what a sweet friend you are to me and I intend to be there for you. no am Indian. Wife: I wish I was newspaper. death and birt h. Mr. Am lucky to have a lovely friend like you 930. my friendship and my sms 924. remember. Santa your daughter is only 15 I cant give a marriage l icence. my goodness. and angels would keep you in sight . Two sardars driving in a car.
human. what do you wish to do in future? Ram: I want to be a pilot Vinod: I want to be a doctor Deepa: I want to be a good mother Ravi: I want to help deepa 941. clouds don t just form in the sky.. part of happiness is te ars. girl friend s on India today and wife on missing coloumn of newsp aper 946. A late night greeting doesn t only mean good night. angels don t just come down from heaven and I don t just sms anyone unless they are specia l 944.... it has a silent message s aying you are my last thought at night fall! 939.. a speci al thanks from me to you for the special friendship I have found in you 950. When asked why t hey replied. What he did ? can you guess? Simple. Sardars to his wife: tell me a joke where am not involved? Wife: am pregnant 943.com 947. a special face. part of growing is learning. . So he starts his joke with ek bihari tha. but at your age Hitler committed suicide 940. Life has no guarantee. Plans for future: Teacher asks children. part of loving is hurting and part of ME will always be with you 938.. Teacher: you failure! At your age bill gates stood first in class Student: mind you sir. I cant replace. dare to try no goal is too high.. How many times have you been told take care of your things. hum sardars mar gaye hain kyad. he went to PUNJAB and made a lo cal call 948. A special smile. Sardars wanted to make an STD call to PUNJAB.. get going keep smiling 937. Gandhiji never had underwear under his dhoti coz he believed in FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT 942. Happiest man is one whose daughter s photographs appears on femina cover. Whoz Whoz Whoz Whoz Whoz hot? charming? sweetest? adorable? liar? Its Its Its Its Its me you you you you
. WELCOME TO www. be careful wher e you leave your stuff! Now look what you have done! You have left your smile in my heart 949.com NEW MEMBER you are welcome Type password * ** *** **** PROCESSING DENIED! Sorry you are not human. dare to dream.monkey. son s on India today.. jo ab bhiarioyon par jokes suna raha hai 945. Most of co-passengers are sardars. a special someone. pleas try www. He wanted to save money on ph one call. all the sardars get up and start beating him black and blue. Leaves don t just fall from the tree.
what you enjoy is not permanent (girl friend) what is permanen t is boring (wife) 956.. know you are happy and feel you are loved.U beautiful understanding decent honest unbeatable are you smiling now? 960.951. when you realize it. you are a B.. its too late.. guest: why is your dog staring at me all the time when I was having my dinn er houseowner: It can never tolerate to see someone using its plate 955... can I come now or midnight.D. Because the mental patient is very busy in reading this sm s 958... you don t enjoy (marriage). you don t get (love).. A friend is one who will always be there 961. Who is a friend? A hand to hold in times of distress.. I know life is sometimes cruel.K.BSNL 957. Lawyer to sardars: gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke. y ou always love the one who leaves you and leave the one who loves you
. the doctor and nurses are waiting for a mental operation. Sardars: yeh kya. dear Indians finally we have got independence for our nation sender: M.999.. what will be the slogan. sita pe hath lagaya to court mein bulaya. dhiru bhai ko sapna..999. ab fir gita pe haath . har bacche ke kacche me ho diper apna 952.. Darling.. someone to care. there are 6 million people around the world. but I don t know why I keep smsi ng you??? May be 5. If reliance will launce a baby diper. life is a paradox what you want. What did the terrorist s son tell his dad when he failed his examination? Dad they questioned me for 3hrs but I never told them anything 965. you don t realize it. someone to share. The moment I saw you. Wife: one word from ou and am going to my mother s place Husband: taxi GOLDEN FACTS OF LIFE: When someone loves you. the second time you made little flames and now make my heart burn like hell 964. karlo s usu chaddi mein. you know how much I value you 962. someone to love. my biggest reward is to see you smile.U. you warmed my heart. 953... what you get.Gandhi +919015081947 sent: 15-Aug-1947 00:00:27 sorry for delay .. a heart to share the sorrows untold. But the operation has not yet started. In friendship words can go unspoken yet still be understood that s why am sur e that thought I don t say it often.H. which is more convenient for you? Yo ur s lovingly Tsunami 963.999 cant replace one special person like you 954. but that s why am here to show you that lif e can be good when somebody cares 959.
When 4th son was born Ali s wife decided to name him BAS-KAR-ALI 978. every grass mush have a dew and like that every person in the world must have friend like yo u 969.. Had to go without you in to bed. please call heaven and tell them where you are 970. A shikari comes and shoots one bird down. CONGRATS: your mobile has been installed with new puzzle game. We are like pencils the best part of us is inside. but be like the crushed flowe r which leaves fragnance in the hand that crushed it 972.966.. about meeti ng old people but makein new conversations. but still manage to sm ile 973. realizing that you have grown a day older but still feeli ng young at heart. We make marks as we touc h others lives. Each moment of your life is a picture. Nights get sweeter. why? Police ke lafde mein kaun padega? 980. Two birds are sitting on a tree. Every garden must have rose. Friends are like donkeys they carry the load of all your difficulties in yo ur life forever and guess what??? You are my cutest donkey 977. walking through old roads but still feeling nice about it. Congratulations!!! You have just been randomly selected to do a movie with yash johar and yash chopra. when god gave friends he tried to be fair. He expected me to answer the word THE BEST but I didn t answer I just simply smiled and said NO COMPARISON 976. but we become better as we are sharp ened 982.. but when I got you I got more than my share 967. Life is all about waking up each day to discover something new. Barkhat Ali and Mehboob Ali. To play just throw your phone against the wall and arrange the pieces back. its
. we erase. meeting busy schedules but still finding time for old friends . Someone asked me to describe you in two words. Don t be like the hand that crushes the flower. I searched desperately for you. friends I can make but none as sw eet as you. being nostalgic about by gone days but looking forward to better days. Last night. which you had never seen before and which you will never see again so enjoy and live and make each moment beautiful 968. Mr. It s fun. every sweet face must have smile. Good looks catch eyes but good personality catches heart. the other flies away. try it 974. it was sent to me I just want you to read it 975. wanting to shoot the bloody person who sent such a long message. We make mistakes. Ali had 3 sons named Rahemat Ali.. For detais and screen test contact shakti kapoor 981. don t be too happy. Thought for the day: never get so busy making a loving that you forget to m ake a life 979. where have you been pajamas 983. There was a count of the best angels in heaven and panic broke out coz the sweetest one what missing. Wanted to feel you on my naked body. Its easy to say I LOVE YOU but hard to get love from the one you love. when you think of people who make your heart smile 971. Though my words are few my heart is true. you are blessed w ith both.
Why does a man marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. kinnee sweet biwi hai. woof. the harder yiou hold on to it. Hell is when your car is Chinese. terror and tragedy 999.. you will die after two hours. Conductor asked why? Sardars ji said if one is lost other is a spare. poof. American salary. I have pass 989. Now stop barking 985. A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women. shoof. How can a sardars kill a lion? Sardars thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I will drink poison and let the lion eat me 995. Love is like a ice cube. food is german. Test results: you are a good dog. roof. woof. Sardars 1 hey look! The thief has robbed your TV. but walk as if you don t mind who rules th e world that s called attitude 996. why are you not chasing h im? Sardars 2 don t worry.. the faster it will disappear 994. shoof. loof.. Conductor: if that s also lost? Sardars: am not a fool. Friendship is when you have had a huge fight but then decide to put aside y our egos. Chinese food and Ind ia wife... go ahead.. I know you will search for me 992. Do you want to meet anyone before you die. Sardars in a bus took two tickets. roof. sardars got angry. wife American and salary India n 998. so true! 984. If you find a friend better or sweeter than me. Press unlock and then * Now press * Keypad active Now go to messages And then inbox Now select a good message And forward to me 997. woof. Heaven is when you have a german car.biwi hogi teri.easy to say I hate you but hard to hate the one you love. Patient: yes. roof. hold hands and say kya time pass tha 986.. loof. meri to behan h ai 988. woof. Don t walk as if you rule the world. Friendship is the rainbow between two hearts sharing of 7 feelings love+sad +happiness+truth+faith+secret+helping=friendship 987. Can you pronounce good English: read along woof. shoof. antother doctor 991. Sardars on bike with his sis! They stop at a signal when someone shouts oye pappe.. hoof. sh e turned him into a CREDIT CARD 993.. You should also face horror. the remote control is with me 990. What would you do if you lose me one day? (14 blank screens) so cute.. I wont stop you b
.Doctor tells patient on deathbed.
because it is the friend a nd not the mistake you are supporting 1010. look behind you. piced up briefcase. USA: we are 1st on the moon INDIA: we will be 1st on the sun USA: you cant land on the sun. asked in a church: anyone got a cock? All men stoop up.. my feels love you. but when he was about to enter. deposit your l ove and friendship and am sure that you will receive proper interest as long as am alive 1005.per head 1009. huh? 1000. SOME FACTS OF LIFE After your hands are coated with grease while working. My eyes miss you. as e xotic as maliber. do naukron ki zaroorat hai 1002. Now. Wash your face and wash your feet! Now its time to fall asleep. button fell off. we excel in disturbing and irritating people at odd hours. may yo u smile like sunny rays and leave your worries for some another day 1014. he is afraid to pee 1012. Support your friends even in their mistakes. knob comes off. as warm as cognac. I mean anyone seen a cock? All women stood up! I meant anyone seen my cock all nuns stood up 1004. this is our ATD (any time disturbance) service. One day ravan went to disco. better that me. my heart just for you. ka bhi aana hamari mehfil mein. Beauty is ageless. Night has ended for another day. You are as sweet as baileys. We will go at night 1011.. handle came off. Your eyes are weak and mouth cant speak so hope this night shall be nice and sweet 1006. only then your nose itche s When you dial a wrong number. you will never get an engage tone The chances of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don t wanna be seen with How much you want to study is always inversely proportional to the time left for the exams 1008.2000/. wore shirt. my life is yours. Priest lost his murga.. love is boundless. I have opened a emotional bank account in my heart for you. I will die without you. heart beats are countless and a frie
. he pulls door. This is not fair! How could you do this? Didn t expect this from you got a w hole channel on your name and you didn t even tell me????? Animal Planet 1007... It was a rought day: banta woke up. ready to kick your ass and say. as heady as cocktail and as special as champagne. dosti insaan ki zaroorat hai. my hands need you. Thank you 1003. I love you. Hi. RUSSIA: we are 1st in space. Hope the goal is achieved.ut when that person leaves you. Tum mano ya na mano magar ye haqiqat hai. I will be there.. I am simply talli on you 1013. my mind calls you. as strong as tequila. morning has come in a special way. ROMEO told this to JULIET 1001. its hot! Sardars: we are not stupids. Why??? Coz the entry fee was Rs. he fainted co z of shock.
nd like you is hopeless! Oops! Shameless! Oh! Sorry useless. tongue and ears by torch and finally what did he say? Battery is ok 1017. but by what you should have accomplished with your ability! So make it BIG in life prem 1027. your kids and my kids are beating up our kids 1020. its fun and asks her to hug him tight an d tells helmet is heavy on my head. sardars starts his practise. 24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet! 7 sweet days make 1 sweet week. message me ever.. I had a weird dream that all the fools in the world have died. forget me never 1018. as sweet. After finishing MBBS. hurt never. srdr: dil? Waiter: dil m urgi le gayi. HE answers more than you ask. Message: help ever.
. Last night. waiter: who langda si. srdr: dimag? Srdr: murga sardars si 1022. He felt her love by hugging her for the last time 1023. Good friends are difficult to find especially someone. 4 sweet weeks m ake 1 sweet month but 1 sweet friend like you makes the life sweet 1026. please send me a message if yes. Once sonali bender goes ot balaa saaheb for night out! Baltthakre funnily says sonali-BEND-RE Sonali bends and says-bala-THOKRE 1016. (14 blank screens) heard about blank calls? Introducing 1st time in India. hate never. come quick. . give ever expect ne ver.. Boy friend: no. god hears more than you say. HE gives more than desire. as funny and as cute as me 1025. Since then am worried about you. oh extremely sorry pricless 1015. but life i s at its strongest when you learn how to trust in spite of the doubts!! 1021. ordered chicken. Sardars went to hotel. are you all right. all HE needs is your time 1028. The next day it s seen in th e newspaper that a bike crashed and out of that only girl friend survived. Don t measure yourself by what you have accomplished. Standing by my window for your message. take and wear it. In America BUSH In Iraq SADDAM In Dubai DAWOOD In Afgan LADEN In Pakistan MUSHARRAF In India YOU Oh god! Where is the peace in this world 1019. Life is at its weakest when there are more doubts that trust. smile ever cry never. Sardar s asked murge ki tang kithe hai. love ever. He checked his first pa tient s eyes. waiter came with the order. Consequences of American life style: the wife rushed into her home screami ng to her husband darling. Through prayer. Girl friend: slow down. True love story: a boy friend and girl friend were speeding high. as origin al. if you don t sms I will jump from gr ound floor 1029. Blank sms 1024.. The f act is that the boy friend realized that the breaks failed but he didn t want her to know.
You should stay away from someone that they should miss you.. I live with whom I share. memories are forgotten.. Take care.. it seems some of you still found roaming. (this messages has been selected as the best joke of the yr) 1042. but you mus t not stay away for so long that the other person learns to live without you 1041... When you find a dream inside your heart. He thought a lot and finally he did one thing. He said-LET M E TRY WORLD PEACE 1045.. don t ever let it go coz dreams a re the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrow grows... Hi friend. I laugh with whom. you miss me I miss you. you forget me. they say that it disturbs my studies. 1037. Love is beautiful.. songs fade. Thank you so much you TUBE LIG
. but your offer interests me a lot 1039. You care me I care you.. I need your fri endship 1043. or you will never see your wife again... Thank you cus tomer care 1040. because it is a feeling controlled by the heart....Flowers die. I enjoy and that is YOU my dear friend 1031.. Sound? Not quite. 1035. yo u message me I message you. Joke: when I was young I begged god for a bike... but god does not work that way. love is a feeling in which you care for someone more than what you care for yourself 1033.. you like me I like you.. since your roamin g time is over you are requested to return to the zoo immediately. God granted me one wish. But friendship is very very beautiful because it is a feeling that controls the hear t 1038. Dear customer.. he bought the ticket and didn t travel 1044. I cry for whom I care. I asked for WORLD PEACE. Answer: PRAYER coz it reaches god even before you say it 1034.. Reactions of men who lost their wallets: Old men: my thousand dollars! Rich men: my credit cards! Cute gals: damn Sandy s photo is inside.1030. One sardarji tried to cheat Indian railways. I smile at whom I like. I asked him to make you intelligent. light ? Almost. love is not a competition to win or l ose. Man gets a letter: pay RS. when I was in darkness you gave m e light you gave me strength to make life bright. Man replies: I don t have that much amount. Dark were those days without your sight. What is the fastest thing on earth? Bullet? Nah.50000/-. He said its impossible p lease ask for something else..
1036.. 1032.. stories end.. so bye for once and f or all. I ll not be sending you any more messages coz am g oing to surrender my sim and also sell my cell at half rate... under compulsion from my parents.a sad news. all things comet to an end but precious people like you are treasured forever.. so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness. am sorry I ll kill you.. Love is not an exam to fail or pass..
but life i s at its strongest when you learn how to trust in spite of the doubts!! 1048. I smile at whom I like.Standing by my window for your message. 1059.. Answer: PRAYER coz it reaches god even before you say it 1061.. love is not a competition to win or l ose.. waiter came with the order. please send me a message if yes. 4 sweet weeks m ake 1 sweet month but 1 sweet friend like you makes the life sweet 1053.. srdr: dil? Waiter: dil m urgi le gayi. but god does not work that way. What is the fastest thing on earth? Bullet? Nah. if you don t sms I will jump from gro und floor 1056..
.. I laugh with whom. Joke: when I was young I begged god for a bike. 1062. all HE needs is your time 1055. Boy friend: no. Through prayer. Blank sms 1051. ordered chicken. srdr: dimag? Srdr: murga sardars si 1049. I cry for whom I care. all things comet to an end but precious people like you are treasured forever. waiter: who langda si. love is a feeling in which you care for someone more than what you care for yourself 1060. but me I d rather have it small to have met you than have it so big to have missed knowing you 1047.. Since then am worried about you. Flowers die. I enjoy and that is YOU my dear friend 1058. songs fade. its fun and asks her to hug him tight an d tells helmet is heavy on my head. Love is not an exam to fail or pass. HE gives more than desire. (14 blank screens) heard about blank calls? Introducing 1st time in India. True love story: a boy friend and girl friend were speeding high. Sardar s asked murge ki tang kithe hai.. When you find a dream inside your heart. Girl friend: slow down.. so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness... . I live with whom I share. Don t measure yourself by what you have accomplished. don t ever let it go coz dreams a re the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrow grows. Good friends are difficult to find especially someone. Life is at its weakest when there are more doubts that trust.. light ? Almost. He felt her love by hugging her for the last time 1050. Sardars went to hotel. People often complain what a small world we have got... as origin al. The f act is that the boy friend realized that the breaks failed but he didn t want her to know.HT 1046.. god hears more than you say. take and wear it. Last night.. Sound? Not quite. as sweet. but by what you should have accomplished with your ability! So make it BIG in life prem 1054. HE answers more than you ask. are you all right. I had a weird dream that all the fools in the world have died. The next day it s seen in th e newspaper that a bike crashed and out of that only girl friend survived.. memories are forgotten. 1057. stories end.. as funny and as cute as me 1052. 24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet! 7 sweet days make 1 sweet week.
1064.50000/-. I ll not be sending you any more messages coz am g oing to surrender my sim and also sell my cell at half rate. you like me I like you. Thank you so much you TUBE LIG HT 1073. Hi friend.. you forget me.. But friendship is very very beautiful because it is a feeling that controls the hear t 1065. but you mus t not stay away for so long that the other person learns to live without you 1068. he bought the ticket and didn t travel 1071. I asked for WORLD PEACE. Man gets a letter: pay RS. when I was in darkness you gave m e light you gave me strength to make life bright.. under compulsion from my parents. Thank you cus tomer care 1067. m_sic. Reactions of men who lost their wallets: Old men: my thousand dollars! Rich men: my credit cards! Cute gals: damn Sandy s photo is inside. because it is a feeling controlled by the heart. but your offer interests me a lot 1066. Smile is complete when it begins on lips. it seems some of you still found roaming. Dark were those days without your sight.. Mrs. God granted me one wish... S_nrise. but me I d rather have it small to have met you than have it so big to have missed knowing you 1074. gladden y our heart and ends with a glow on your face. all are v ery boring with out U 1078. People often complain what a small world we have got. so girls are always incomplete without boys 1076. madam has adam in it. One sardarji tried to cheat Indian railways.. fig_re. they are quite tired of using their own
.. or you will never see your wife again. B_utterfly..1063.. you miss me I miss you.. Dear customer.. they say that it disturbs my studies. Types of fartersPretenders: farts silently and acts innocent Shy: farts softly and smiles Arrogant: farts loudly and laughs Unlucky: tries to but shits 1075. I need your fri endship 1070. in it. Love is beautiful. I asked him to make you intelligent.a sad news. so bye for once and f or all. reflects in your eyes. B_us stand. You should stay away from someone that they should miss you. Man replies: I don t have that much amount. He said its impossible p lease ask for something else. since your roamin g time is over you are requested to return to the zoo immediately. Take care. He said-LET M E TRY WORLD PEACE 1072.. Why do men customarily ask for a woman s hand in marriage? Because by then. am sorry I ll kill you. female has male in it.. You care me I care you. Woman has man. L_unch. 1077.. she has he in it . He thought a lot and finally he did one thing. Pict_re. (this messages has been selected as the best joke of the yr) 1069. has Mr.. yo u message me I message you.
I get up at 6 am. gin+pani=nasha. Banta: yes I marked X on the side of the boat to mark the spot. Lalu went to hell. love the m like an ocean. When you need someone to be beside you and no one is around just gaze up i n the sky. stir till ganguly in on field. Have no choice.. rum+pani=nasha. Behind every successful man. lips never get dried . because ocean flows forever 1080. Santa: you idiot! How do we know we will get the same boat tomorrow? 1087. Whiskey+pani=nasha. As soon as he is back in pavilion your noodles are ready 1090.1079. kiss is not like nokia just connecting people. vodka+pani=nasha. Boil one cup of water. They caught lot of fishes and returned to the shore. you might not see me but be sure that we are under the same sky 1093. so t he moral of the story is water is injurious to health 1094. fragrance can be defined without rose. 5 benefits of kissing: changes taste. Hope to see y ou at least before I leave. Srdr1: I spoke to sachin tendulkar yesterday on phone Srdr2: that s great. they want to have me at AMERICAN IDOL 1081. i ts not like pepse yeh dil mange more. Light can be defined without sun. but what about unsuccessful man? Think very simple.. Am going to US next week. seen painted on a bike I was born free. not like nike just do it. Steps to prepare 2-minute magi noodles. sweetness can be defined without honey. To express your love your need feelings. makes face muscles strong. what did he say? Srdr1: he said wrong number 1083. To exclaim as a friend I am there yaa r 1082. Santa: I hope you remember the spot where we caught the fishes. santa and bant went fishing. Yamraj: just 1:20. because a flower dies in season. Girl to friend: why are you wearing the wedding ring on the wrong finger? Friend: to publicize that I married a wrong man
. lots of women 1092.no one can have just on e 1085. there is a woman. Lalu spoke to his wife and asked yamraj whats the bill amount. hell to h ell its local 1088. asked yamraj. Facts of life. no matter what time it is 1091. burns calories. Sorry for short notice.. so keep kissing me 1084. but foolishness cannot be defined without you 1089. relieves stress. my dad was a doctor
1086. as soon as ganguly goes for batting put the noodles in ho t water and add the tastemaker. to expose your heart you need a friend. I want to do a call to bihar. Don t love a friend like a flower. but its like lays. Give your number when I get there. Why does adnan sami sing size gila gila. coz huggies does not come in elephant
1095. to explain feelings you need hear t.
may you succeed in wh atever you do. madhuri. you will get my entire life insurance amount 1111. Perfect love is not receiving. A newly married couple asked sardar ot book two corner seats for a film. it s the rest of the 364 days of knowing you love so meone. Love is like perfume spread it. 1109. Headmaster: I have no problem with the children in my school Parent: how do you manage that? Headmaster: I expel them 1098. it s giving and forgiving. what did you do with my books? Doctor: I just removed its a ppendix 1099. Heart is like crystals preserve it. each friend we make is a start of eac
. dress code for a party BLACK TIES ONLY. may god bless you may god help you to give me all your girl friends too 1103. what will you pay me? H: I don t need to pay you. Your smile makes me flat. friendship is like umbrella come lets share it 1101. but all of us are born with the ability to create ha ppiness. so today make others happy 1110. feeling s are like flood flow it. S ardar booked one seat in the right corner and one seat in the left corner 1100. If I could gift you something in life I would gift you the ability to see yourself through my eyes. your talks make me glad. Wife: if I dismiss the cook and make the food by myself for a month. only then would you realize how special you are to me 1104. Perfect love is no t red roses on valentines day.1096. your company makes me m ad. Nurse: doctor. Bachelor life-highway Marriage life-one way Joint family-traffic jam So drive your life safely 1107. its loving the o ne who annoys the hell out of you. Perfect love is not a grand wedding but spending a lifetime together. Perfect love is not phone calls and stolen kisses. but your absence makes me sad. I pray to lord may this day be a memorable day for you may this day bring you loads of joy and happiness. yana gupta. Wife: honey what are you looking for? H: nothing W: nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour H: I was just looking for the expiry date 1108. Perfect love is not fight-kiss-and-make-up. There s story behind every friendship. National holiday declared today and tomorrow 1105. No one is born happy. Flash news: liza ray. may god give you a long long life. Health tips: learn to use the rotation dirt to minimize any allergies and keep your meals interesting and tasty by trying new health foods and meal combin ation 1097. A sardar goes in the party and is surprised to see that other people are wearing shirts and pants also 1102. may I prove lucky for you. Do you love someone perfect? 1106. lara dutta and many others comm itted suicide due to love failure coz some sexy guy named SANDY rejected their p roposal. it s the silent smiles i n memory of your sweet heart.
Young guys pray to god: RADHE RAHE KUDI FASADE. Are you stupid? Super Talented Unique Person In Demand 1113. when lif e starts pleasures ends. but you only have 1 crazy person who remembers you all the time that s me 1125. a small sms may seem too small to you. J AI HANUMAN DI HO ACCHE KHANDAAN DI. it never fades and never ends. You may have 10 sisters.uncle. try www. Just close your eyes and think of yourself for 10 sec open your eyes and yo u will realize that you have wasted 10 sec in your life thinking of an idiot 1114. There is no day without the sun and night without the start and moon but s un is not seen during the night and starts and moon during the day but my love t oward you is like the sky which is always present and an be seen at any time at the days and nights 1127. ready to give share and understand. bar is open 1122. Welcome to www. you may have 1000 caret akers.com. it only reminds us life is not perfect without a fr iend like you 1126. God saw me hungry he created pizza. A sardar said I will never marry in my life and I will give the same advic e to my children also 1123. wife is having labor pain Nurse-is this her first child? Sardar-no this is her husband 1119. but somewhere a thirsty flower wait s its fall. Your past is not in your hands your future is not in your hands but at prese nt you mobile is in your hand. save you. Sardar rings up the hospital-send help. type password ****** new member: you are wel come PROCESSING DENIED! Sorry you are very old. but when friendship starts then it has no end 1117. our story had wonderful beginning 1112. he saw me walking created Ferrari. he saw me without any problem he created you 1115. JAI KALI HO PAISE WALI 1120. when tears stops evolution starts. Just go to hell! Yes you! You only! Because only you can change hell into
. Friendship is collection of hearts. I pray to god to bless you. When things go wrong. Then why don t you send me sms? 1121. When breeze stops rain starts.younglove. HARE MURARI HOVE KUVARI.com 1116.h story. A raindrop may look too small to eyes. but somewhere a heart remembe rs you 1124. give you peace. when sadness fills your heart when tears flow in you r eyes always remember three things-am with you. guide you. he saw me thirsty created coke. you have money. joy and $ 1000000000 50-50 ok? You also pray 1118. you may have 100 friends.
Just like you 1140. which hurts. Life is like that: it s the little things in life. I think you are a bit careless of your things! Be careful whenever you go with your stuff! Now look what have you left when you just came to my mind? You have left a smile on my face 1139. nobody can explain it only we can feel it 1136. May you smile like the sunny ray. if yo
. how wide a river may be . 1135. Its one of life s best blessings. wishing you Good morning Good afternoon Good evening Good night Hey. FRIEND First for me Ready any time for me Inspires me Enjoys life with me Never forgets me 1129. Night has end for another day.if you save this you agree am smart.heaven by your sweetness 1128. and leave your worries at the blue bay. What is a girl friend? An addition of problem. subtraction of money. morning has come in a special way. sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. If you read this then am smart. Good mornings Good day Good life Good luck Good health A GOOD PERSON LIKE YOU DESERVES ALL THE GOOD THINGS IN THIS WORLD 1130. So no girl friend no tension 1133. FRIENDS AND FRIENDSHIP it s a package of feelings. How high do sky may be. Every nice friend is a glimpse of god. a ll friend are not true but true friends are very few 1141. multi plication of enemies and division of friends. Hi jaan! How are you jaan? What are you doing right now jaan? Am missing y ou a lot jaan! I cant live without you jaan! Don t get exited. Want to know how? You can sit on top of a big mountain but not on top of a small tiny pin 1137. Relationship is not collection of hearts. JAAN in short form of JANWAR 1142. I dropped my tear in the ocean while am thinking of you your friend till I find it and I promise to be
1138. sold or forgotten. Hi. but it is selection of hearts. how deep the ocean may be. four in one sms-sasta padta hai 1132. how steep a mountain may be. nobody can delete it. nobody can make it. a p riceless gift that can never be bought. Put your hands on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. I just wanna let you know that ITS NONE OF YOUR B USINESS 1134. That s relativity 1131.
One lady delivered twins. surprisingly one is boy and one is dog how is it p ossible? Because her husband is HUTCH DEALER. wherever you go our network follow s 1157. Teacher: Student: myau T: what do dog S: bow bow T: what do pig S: raise hands what do cat say? myau say? say? that didn t do the homework
1146. so stop reading message and report on dut y 1150. Don t close your door when you feel alone don t close your heart when you need love and don t ever close hands when you need a friend because I will be holding you till the end 1155. You can stretch it as you want but don t leave if after stretching because it pains a lot 1145. few word g o unsaid. the horses have gone on strike. The power of god within you is greater than the pressure around you. People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. I keep t hem in my hand. How to grow up a baby to make it absolutely charming. It really works: east or west sandy is the best 1153.the new name will be ganguly 1147. That s life 1149. truthful and an extremely intelligent kid? Ask my parents 1156. To wash away your sins and mistake done in you life write these few words 6 9 times everyday. funny. Dews on a rose are the tears of the night to give way to morning. lots of questions go unanswered. talented. So the management has dec ided to run DONKEYS instead of horses. smart. 2+2 is 4 my dosti is more. cut e. Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. few go unheard. 3+3 is 6 my dosti is fix 4+4 is 8 our dosti is great 1158. When you are right. If you want If you want to be If you want to be If you want to be to be happy happy happy happy for a day get a date for a week get a lover for a month get married forever forget girls
1148. International mathematicians meeting held at new york yesterday. But I ma
. 1+1 is 2 my dosti is true. if you delete this then you are jealous because am smart 1143. In a racecourse. no one remembers but when you are wrong no one forgets that s life 1152. some are born dead. Friendship is like a rubber band. Lot of things go unquestioned. Your absence should be long enough so that somebody misses you t be so long that somebody learns to live without you it should no
1154. Keep going god is always with you 1144. some dreams are buried alive. close my eyes to wish you a good morning and a lovely day 1151.they have decided to change the name of zero .u forward this you are spreading that am smart. flexible.
A man was in no shape to drive. again twins and named them max and climax. Thief: quick! Hand over your purse. he was stopped by a policeman.m. Love is a medicine for any kind of pain. so he wisely left his car parked and walke d home. breakfast free lunch and dinner. She interrupts whenever I call someone and she says please rechar ge your card 1172. I don t know how she got my number. My w ife replied the man 1173. what are you doing out here at 2 a. she stands with her arms wide open just for you when you need a hug. As he was walking unsteadily along. Sardar: for the past one week a girl is disturbing me. tara and sitara. An American. I am going to a lecturer th e man said and who s going to give you a lecture at this hour? The cop asked. You can win too! Free stay. my cow
1163. Don t you give up because when your strength ends. I start more and when I get tired of staring I put down the mirror 1167. Sardar had twins he names them. my honey. Keep the joy of loving god by loving others as god loves you. she is your best frien d. When things go bad and your strength is no longer enough to carry on.de my friends like you in this world and made my life like a heaven 1159. The man said pass me the autiful language the Frenchman and a sardar were having dinner together with the American said pass me the honey. my sugar. To impress his girl friend with his own be sardar said pass me the milk. free security. Love isn t about becoming somebody s perfect person. you know w hy? Because he wanted to check from where was the question paper leaking 1165. If you see someone without a smile. While the French sugar. But there is no medicine found in the world for a pain given by love 1161. a ir girl friends. she forgets her pain to check if we are do ing alright.? Asked the officer. Its about finding someone who helps you become the best person 1168. I have a gun Lady: here take it
. again had twins and named them peter and repeater. She carries us for nine months. Self-analysis of a man My strengths: my wife My weakness: my neighbor s wife My opportunity: when my neighbor s husband is on tour My fear: when am on tour 1164. she is our power when everybody turns their back on us. again the s ame disgusted name them tired and retired 169. don t loose the opportunity just dial 100 and say TERI MAAKI 1170. she is none other but our mother 1162. my worth of being your friend begin s 1166. coz you are amo ng a few good people who can shine other s lives by just walking with them a few m iles 1171. give him one of yours. Once a sardar principal asked a plumber to come to his college. What do I do when someone is extremely good looking? I stare. share this j oy with all you meet specially this day as today is joy of loving day 1160.
A friend is a person who shares pen in the school. He blocks you you do n t block back. he asks me for better. who to share life with. it was sent to me. is a wish I wish for few. But when he needs you you always come back 1178. Troubles are like a washing machine. Coz love is a destiny
. who to protect. A small sms amy seem too small to you but somewhere a heart always remember s you Good looks catch eyes but good personality catches heart. notebook in the high sc hool. they twist and knock us around. don t worry coz I have just been a falling star to fulfill a wish of yours 1177. the wish I wish for you is all your wishes may come true A sardar said something in another sardar s ear. I just want you to read it There are 3 chambers in my heart One for my mom One for dad On for god What about you. If your heart is like a sky and your friend are stars. Hey moon! Dim your light Hello wind! Breeze soft Hi flower! Blossom slowly Hello earth! Spin gently because my friends is going to sleep Read each word reversely: a suomaf rotcod dlot em that ylno ltnem stnetap evah e ht tnelat ot daer sms neve nehw sti nettirw ylesrever. someday if you don t find me in your heart. and the sardar died. Now read backwards 1179. All my friends come to party on time with a bottle of wine d like you will stay late and what the dishes after dine but a true frien
1176. whiter and better that before 1180. and wife later on in life are y ou my friend? 1175. I got h im diamond. What did he say? He said DHISHKIYON Stars are seen together.Thief: ha! Ha! No bullets in my gun Lady: ha! Ha! No money in the bad 1174. bike in college. but you can never choose who to fall in love with . You have proved it I wish a wish for you. You are blessed with b oth! Don t be too happy. I got him gold. But i n the end we come out brighter. but remember they are always liked heart to heart! God asked me find something good. boy friend in university. sorry no place for you in my heart coz friend like you is my heart beat You can choose who to care. He yells at you you don t yell back. Friendship is when someone hurts you you don t hurt back. Face your on smile little a get to try my only was this but this you sent who one the with angry get will you this reading after. now he want the best where are you? A raindrop may look to small to eyes but somewhere a thirsty flower awaits its f all. yet they are so far apart true friends may not speak eve ryday.
there are two Everyman should marry coz happiness is not the only thing in life Friendship needs no promises. Thanks for my friend. but your face is something nice to see always. tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep you safe and happy Why does Clinton wish he were like Ted Kennedy?
. She divorced him coz he was never at home Cool fundas of life Money is not everything. but strings remain a ttached forever whether you are in touch or not. climbed the highest mountain. creates a miracle called friendship Friends are gift wrapped in ribbons of thoughtfulness and trimmed with kisses an d smiles. no demand and no expectation just need two fools l ike you and me Relation is like a violin. what the world needs is more of you and your smile Feeling of love. but you will always feel their presence. given by god to stay not just for a day. my heart reacted. be together in pain. you ll never know what s inside their hearts. stupid fights. if you fall down he carries you. love and laughter. delicate bloss oms. Cheers To prove his love he swam the deepest river. they are so tasty Behind every successful man there is a woman and behind every unsuccessful man. the closer he gets to you. but for lifetime. nahi hai wo ladki se zyada risky. small small sharing. multiply now by 50. crosse d the hottest desert. you are always remembered Life is full of beautiful things.My mind detected. moments of caring. remember him and hav e a good day Someone says whisky is risky while someone says whisky bina zindagi miss ki. if you forget him he follows you. then add 1755 else add 1754. now substract the year of your birth you get 3 digit number. there s master card and visa One should have animals. to be my cho chweet friend What s nice about god the more you think of him. the music may stop now and then. First digit is your chosen number and the rest tells your age Receive my simple gift of HI wrapped with friendship. painted rainbows. Difference between smile and your face is that smile is something nice to see on your face. shoulder s to cry. soft sunsets. you are one of them Try this pick the number of days in a week you like to have dinner outside. But I say rum. more seas to cross or more stars s hine. if you already had your birthday this year. beer ho ya whisky. even without a smile It is said when you have so much pain in your heart and you want to cry and you realize that the only person who can stop you from crying is the only one who ma de you cry Nice people are like the wind. thousands were rejected and you were selecte d. quiet moments and fantastic people like me enjoy it The world doesn t need more mountains to climb. Multi ply it by 2 and add 5.
One girl fined Rs. I would stand and wait in the world s longest queue just for the pleasure of bein g with you Respect those friends who find time for you in their time table. Chemist: on sorry I don t know you had a prescription I want to tell you something take it seriously and please do sincerely lmet while driving coz empty things break easily wear a he
Kiss is a key of love love is luck of marriage marriage is a box of children childr en is the problem of India. pre serve while others quit. but me. My family members refused for that Girl friend: who is in your family Boy friend: my wife and two children A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkles away. I need to buy poison Chemist: I can t sell you that.Cause Kennedy had an ex-wife and a dead girl friend Man goes to chemist.1 has been as special as you. I need you now. Cutest person is you People often complain what a small world we have got.20/-. backless Rs. in mini Rs. but love those who don t consult their time table when you need them 10 fingers 9 planets 8 sides 7 wonders 6 senses 5 pandavas 4 seasons 3 choices 2 genders 1 beautiful friend that is you Shortest word is I. dare to be different I liked lots of people and missed very few. I want you when tears fill my eyes. pray and stay while others stray. See how much problem a kiss has created so AVOID KIS SING Boy friend: I can t marry you.0/-.60/-. work while others wish. hope y ou share a lot and receive a lot today. Girls in short skirt fined Rs. save while others waste. I d rather have it s
.40/-. I realize baby how madly I love you TC collects fine from girls without ticket. Sweetest word is miss. how?????? Dirty mind s he had a ticket Believe while others doubt. Man shows wife s photo. Here is one from me Men s top 7 lies It won t happen again I am single (no gal friends) She was just my friend I don t get angry I love you I don t want to loose you Am telling the truth When I close my eyes I miss you when I open my eyes. but no.
2100. now take the basket in your hand and look in the mirror . have faith in go. am not smart but I have a smart mind.mall to have met you than have it so big to have missed knowing you Most people have 5 senses and some have 6 senses. hospital. Dry with soft towel. my mind calls you. ghee and suga r paste. murda mobile mast h ai Take a basket of grapes. honey. Put arshan kumkuma on keypad. my hand need you. Wash the metallic part of simcard with soap using brush. Then admitted in L. CELLULAR. BE NQ Avenue. SAMSUNG nagar. l ot of SMS needed. people die. people laugh. Raam naam sathya hai. some try. follow the method careful ly. D o panchamrutha pooja for battery that is dip in milk. But you are blessed with 7 sen ses. What will you see? languor ke haath mein angoor Am not rich but I have a rich heart. so please help and donate some SMS save my mobile life my dear friend Always ask god to give you what you deserve and not what you desire because your desires may be few but you deserve a lot! Prayer is not to lighten your burden but to strengthen your heart. th ere is no perfect life. people cry. faith doesn t move mountains but gives us the power to climb the one Pledge of boys: India is my nation. my lips kiss you. my life is yours. First closes its mouth Second closes its eyes Third closes its ears The last one has a thumb on the mobile History teacher: what happened in the year 1869? Raj: gandhiji was born Teacher: what happened in year 1872? Raj: Gandhi ji was there years old People live. but we can fill it with perfect friends like you What has more than 100 teeth and holds bach a monster? My zip My eyes miss you. Dip phone in lukewarm water for 5 mins. dating is my occu pation. After this rea ssemble phone and say GOVINDA GOVINDA. First switch off the phone then remove the simcard and battery. doctor NOKIA said matter is serious. what the hell is this education Today is phone day. am no t always right. some say bye. but am not wrong in choosing you as my friend The story of four monkeys. the extra one is NON-SENSE (blank screen) angry with the blank message? I too get angry when life is blank without you Life never seems to be the way we want it but we live it the best way we can. I ll die without you. some say hi. some give up.G. flirting is my profession. it is a day to worship your phone. others may forget to disturb you but how can I As per the weather report there is a chance for heavy rain in Hyderabad for the
. curd. I love you AISA ROM EO BOLA THAT JULIE KO Yesterday my mobile got accident by Motorola. girls are out destination. my hear t just for you.
don t miss this chance take bath ok Keep the smile. as fine as wine. moon is useless without light. Then guess what? You c ame in my life then I thought GOD REALLY CAN T SEE ME HAPPY Some One s Really Remembering You SORRY Dreams are god s way of showing what we achieve and he wakes us up every morining to give us a chance to achieve it so do your best today Flower is useless without smell. but 40 paisa per min. behing your back and after your death Such is the spell you have cast that I am lost in your memories am sleepless neith er am in my senses I can t smile neither can I grieve could someone tell me is this l ove? Do you want to see BIPASHA S bath scene. Use this rare opportunity. Just fill th e blank. no suffix. abe tu aadmi hai ya daaru ki dhakkan Judge: why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover? Man: your honour. no cuts. (10 blank screens) you are very slow she finished her bath
. life is useless without love and your cell is useless without my messages A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body s face in a funeral function. He writes a love letter to the nur se I LOVE YOU SISTER A friend cannot be considered a friend unless hi is tested on three occasions: i n time of need. suddenl y all relatives beat him up. Can you guess why? Because he said SMILE PLEASE You are as strong as rum. Ambani s wife said don t cheat anil. as clasy as whisky. let the happiness rain. leave the pain. as cool as beer a nd as sophisticated as vodka.next two days. yiou know incoming is free What is the height of friendship? It s when your best friend runs with your wife a nd you really really miss your friend Life was lonely. one who drinks gets alcoholic hearts. I was missing someone. than shooting one man every w eek A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse. gets a smoking heart. I am not a male ___________ Koi jaldi nahi araam se soch ke batana One who smokes. hold the laugh. so d ear you must stop eating sweet because you are already sweetheart Tata said to ambani I want to kiss your wife. it s easier to shoot a woman once. Ambani said ok. forget the fear. no one was there. think of joy. leave the tears. have any problem always remember my name Fill in the blank with YES or NO and no prefix.
Man: itni bheed mein isse accha nahi kar sakta Sometimes when you love someone very much. heart may stop beating. when you are good to others. lady turns and says: bhaisaab. its not how you love but how m uch you hold on. when she stares at you she is wo ndering why you are lying. n ss!w ! n ss!w ! got confused. so f ollow the Indian tradition and marry as per your dad s decision Live for something rather than die nothing. you are best to yourself One schoolboy asked: dad. aap ye acch a nahi kar rahe ho. he says pass the custard you bastard All about a girl: when she is quiet millions of things are running in her mind. you ll know what makes you happy d it give you a headache? This sms surely gave me Doctor: have you ever been troubled with pneumonia? Patient: yes only once Doctor: when was it? Patient: when I tried to spell it Latest news soft drinks contain pesticides. exc ept how to live. second for our love. ev ery heartache and every pain. what should I write in the application form for mother tongue? Dad replied: too long . eighth for family. finding love is the greatest tension. when she calls you everyday she is seeking your attra ction. third for wealth. fifth for success. hear what it says to you. ninth for honesty and tenth keep in your ear Once queen Elizabeth and sardarji were having dinner. you have to go through every tear. Because in the end. when she s ays I love you she means it. when she is not arguing she is thinking deeply. LISTEN contains the same letters as SILENT. when she sms you everyday she wants you to reply atleast once. sixth for knowledge. fishes may stop swimming. when she says I miss you no one in this world can m iss you more than her confusing chikz!!! A man on wife s birthday had no money so he sent a cheque written 1000 kisses . Queen said pass the wine y ou divine. sevent h for beauty. still have a special way to love. candels may stop melting. Sardar thinks how poetic.
. but what s more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel Earth may stop rotating. Real true love is having all the things go wrong. everything has been figured out. when he returned home his wife said thanks for cheque I got it cashed by bank manager It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return. first rose for our friendship. be smart. forth for happiness. but your brain will never start work ing Ghost In Real Live So avoid girls and forward their numbers to me Man was fondling lady in crowded bus. birds may stop flying. Mobile ko ulta karke dekho 10 roses just for you.Falling in love is a secret ambition. Listen to the s ilence of your heart.
aag paani mein wo nazaro se laga deta hain When god opened heaven s window. person who is reading this message In my heart there is some pain. he saw me and asked whats your wish? I said bless this. a barking dog never bit es Youhana: yes. person who is reading this message Do you know whats the anatomized juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles i n a state of contraction? It s the biochemical definition of a kiss Sets you free Makes you special Increases your face value Lifts up your spirits Erases all your tensions Muskurate hain to bijliyan gira dete hain. many friends to love you. Cherish every moment of your life Chotu: don t be afraid of my dog you know the old proverb. tomorrow and ev eryday Teacher: four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. husn walon ki nazar kam nahi qayamat se.Insaan to paper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyunki aaj kal CHEETA BH I PITA HAI(mountain dew) Hey sardarji why are you breaking the college gate? Sardar replied id there should be no ENTRANCE for getting into college government sa
Wife: I can t sleep dear. don t ask me why I can t explain. may be I did love her too. on the other side of town. these are my wishes for you for today. now there s nothing I can do. you know the proverb and I know the proverb too. as she is waving me good bye. baat karte hain to deewana bana dete hain. he saw me and asked whats your wish? I said bless this. baat karte hain to deewana bana dete hain. I keep thinking there is a mouse under the bed Husband: well start thinking that there is a cat under the bed and go to sleep No shadows to depress you. god himself to bless you. husn walon ki nazar kam nahi qayamat se. but does your dog
. I think my heart is gonna cry Today is STEALERS DAY ply is must if you were to steal something from me what would it be? Re
Life is like a river you can t step on the same water twice coz the flow that has p assed will never pass you again. Change it to exclamatory sentence Student: wow Do you know whats the anatomized juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles i n a state of contraction? It s the biochemical definition of a kiss Sets you free Makes you special Increases your face value Lifts up your spirits Erases all your tensions Muskurate hain to bijliyan gira dete hain. her love is wait ing on. only joys to surround you. aag paani mein wo nazaro se laga deta hain When god opened heaven s window.
whenever we need them. which live after death? Eyes 31 mins Brain 10 mins Legs 4 hrs Skin 5 days Heart 10 mins Bones 30 days And my love forever Only the open heart receives love only the open mind receives the feelings. friends I can make but none as sweet as y ou. in your life If you can t ignore an insult.lottery ticket. its probably deserted The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in comfort and convenience. that were once the source for you to live life. strengthen your love and live a happy life
. not what you desire. I was thi nking about this when my cell beeped and received your sms. Angry sardar: give me 20 crore or else return my Rs. So enjoy the rain. Someone asked what makes people happy. if you can t top it. Dealer gives 16 crores after deducting tax. but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy A thought for the future: don t marry and make a woman happy. When god gave friends he tried to be fair but when I got you I got more than my share When the rain arrives. top it. Some said wealth and some fame.20/. it reawakens all your past memories and deep feelings of your sweet heart from the past. Then people will love you sure. but forgiv e more.know the proverb Certain friends touch your heart and you can t stop thinking about them that is the kind of friend you are far yet so near simple yet so dear The more you study. Your desires m ay be few. but love more. laugh it off and if you can t laugh it off. Punish. but agree. Order. but what if you suddenly come to know one day that your friend is no more p asses away? Did you ever express your love to them? Did you ever tell them how s pecial they are??? Pass on this sms to all your close friends and show them how they are to you. Remain a bachelor an d make several women happy Hate. Try it.20/. the more you know the more you know the more you forget the mo re you forget the less you know so why to study? Just have a friend like me you c an learn everyday Sardar wins 20 crores from Rs. Talk. but listen more. only the open hand receives touches and only the sweet ones receive my messages Always ask god to give you what you deserve. but you deserve a lot more A universal truth by the time you realize what your parents said was right ll have a kid who begins to think you are wrong you wi
We always take for granted that your friends are there for us.back Doyou know about the things. I smiled and said th is makes me happy My words are few but my heart is true.
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. in river my boat is you. your sms is lunch for me. Where are yo u? Leaves don t just fall from the tree. I am suffering from a strange disease. Be frank and answer this question. your sms is dinner to me and dear. this is frienship A man went to see doctor doctor sahib. pull all clost to me. but every sunrise gives a new day for hope. angels don t just come down from heaven and I don t just sms anyone unless they are sweet and s pecial A true friend is not like the rain that pours and goes. Police arrested me for possessing large amounts of I NTELLIGENCE. why are you not sending sms Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: then take this medicine from tonight Sardar: Can I start from tomorrow coz tonight is finals 24hrs services in India Railways BBC Internet EB Telephone Hospitals Police Station ATM Airlines My interesting SMS When you feel lonely and alone and when you cannot see anyone around you. put my arms around you and say proudly. Wh en I walk my one foot is always ahead of the other. s ometimes keep quiet but always there Hi friend today is crush day. today am not fasting so. So hope for the best Your sms is breakfast for me.In flower my rose is you. So be frank and let me know who is your first crus h and who is your latest crush. They are asking for a brainless person to bail me out. in diamond my kohinoor is you. I am only a body my heart is you Question: how much friendship in your heart for me? Choose from below: 100% callme 75% send tone 50% send message 25% only ring 0% now answer I am in police station now. in the sky my moon is y ou. its more like the air. clouds don t just form in the sky. the other befor e you get up Every sunset brings one day less to live. the wo rld seems to be fading away come along with me. hug you tight. Reply is a mu st If someone asks me what is friendship I would sit next to you.
Your network tariff has been changed! Call charges are now calculated as per bra in size. god knows the value of night. you should know what y ou are. you know you can t reach it but. attractive personality and stylish looks. call girls are roaming calls. Then the sardar replied to avoid side effect. so he created heart. I wanna ask youj something. Other man asked why are you cutting this tablet. issued in public interest of innocent people A sardar was cutting sides of tablets. and neighbor girls are missed calls I have written a poem for you twinkle twinkle little star. The smaller the cheaper! CONGRATS! You can make free calls now Hi. people who love never shy. Classic rejection lines of women Let us be friends Am sorry I have a job Am not interested in you Am planning to pursue higher studies My dad is a Hitler When you get such answers from a women. Not because the y are not nice. it may spoil our relationship. but now its of my life and if you don t answer. no side then no side effec t God knows the value of love. so he created dreams. lovers are outgoing calls. god knows the value of friends so he created you An ass behind that another ass behind I and behind I the whole nation as teaching his child the spelling of assassination sardarji w
When you love someone. even those who are rude to you. I tried a lot but couldn t dare to ask you. just call me and I will be there before next t ear drops In this cruel world. So please tell me ki MELOD Y ITNI CHOKLETI KYUN HAI. So don t loose me Treat every one with politeness. and once you know what you are. it s a thing which money ca n t buy and if you think to make a try. then mental hospital is not so far When your eyes get misty and failures block your way. its time to move out from her . didn t make sense? Try reading it backwarks The day I will die and go out of your life forever then do buy some nice and bea utiful flowers for me from the money which you are saving buy not sending me mes sages Love is a game you don t try. you don t know where to start. That s the lord up there and a fri end right here
.. when sadness wraps your he art. its very difficult to find a friend with a beautiful heart. it s a game to make yourself cry. Smile you make and hello say to wanted just I that out find you when pleased ver y be will you. aunties are toll free. Its serious and you might not like it but I need youir answer. you keep trying coz may be one day that star might fall for you Wives are incoming calls. it is because you are nice When life seems so hard and you are full of grief always remember that theres so meone you can call and count on to comfort you. its like reaching for star. pure feelings.
I will burn myself to war m you coz I care for you someone asked me how long will be friends which is longer always or forever I just kept quiet.for the third time Munna bhai said bole to monthly pass ka kitna? Fish said to water. So please de lete it. a medium pace bowler. how do you do? Sardar: I don t know about you but we remove underwear and do! Principal said: if any boy goes to the girls hostel.500/. But when you like a person and don t know why
. it s the licence to enjoy kama sutra the wind. thank you When you feel lonely just look at the spaces between your fingers. He s an o pening batsman. he smiled and said BETA SAB PICHLE JANAM KE PAAP HAIN Can you name this Indian legend? He scored an unbeaten century on debut. as you have received i t. Yes sadi the dau ghter. there must be some technical error for which I deeply apologize. remember that in those spaces you can see my fingers locked with yours forever as a friend The difference between crushes and loves? When you like the person and you know why you like the person. Do miss call Last night I had a dream.100/. Water replied but I ca n feel your tear coz you are in my heart This sms is strictly intended for smart and cute readers. Rs. count the star t in heaven plus sand on the shore.200/. this is my kid and this is kidney man asked her daughter do you know the meaning of mangal sutra. Why? Coz I don t know
I have a simple computation on how long our friendship will last. He is the only batsman after sir don brads . be a good brother to all the beautiful girls English man asks sardar: hello. but you are someone I loved so much t hat I would stand and wait in the world s longest queue just for the pleasure of b eing with you Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friend am sardar and this is sardarney. don t throw me after use. so don t miss to give a missed call to this missing person. be a waterfall to all mount ains and most important. the naughty wind that blows the girls skirt high ends the dust to close the bad boys eyes but god is clever. I was walking with god and I told him that I have a fr iend like you.Missing you is like missing a missed call from a missing person. multiply by the heart beats equals forever Be a flower to all gardens. our relations mature like lovely wine. use to absorb your tear. but when you feel cold. may your day be lovely and fine I liked a lot of people and love very few. Rs.fine for the first time. you can write your feelings. Rs. it s a crush. you can t see my tear. I miss you the way you miss. scribble your anger. He is BHUVAN from lagan Stars have settled and sun will shine. he s
am a paper. He is the one who scored six in the last balls. be a smile to all faces.for second time. coz am in water. A very good morning to a friend of mine.
I like you very much. don t get
. dad is tensed. smile for the face. After honeymoon HUTCH. to find so meone in every thought. charity for the h ands. I really like y ou. love for the heart. gal friend on channel V and wife on missing column of newspaper? Trusting god wont make the mountains smaller but it will make climbing easier. Its love I like you. and I miss you when you stop messaging Roses are red. I got paralysis in my hair The best cosmetic in life truth in the lips. so eye catching. love someone but be sure that someo ne is ONLY ONE 1st 2nd 3rd 4th Now day your friendship was like well day it s like river day it s like sea day it s like ocean it s like tsunami tak
A smile is just a curve that set a lot of things straight Why are women like stock market. So good looking. paap se nafrat karo paapi se nahi Care is sweetest form of love. pity for the eyes. after ten years BSNL subscriber is not reachable Feeling bored? Wondering what to do? Open the zip put your hand inside the zip e your book from your bad.you like the person. because they are irrational and can bankrupt if you are not careful Life ends when you stop dreaming. hope ends wh en you stop hearing. I will keep you in my heart till its very last beat so take care Hi hutch offer just come out of your home and shout I am mad 100 times and win a trip to erragadda for six dayz and 7 nights absolutely free Its not how many or how few. love ends when you stop dreaming. close the zip of your bad and study! Love means to see someone with closed eyes. almost like a celebrity. so dashing. so when anyone says take care. It has one great effect it makes me happ y coz you remembered me The value of tears is never understood when there is always someone to wipe it f or you wishing you to always stay unaware of pain and tears Happiest man is one whose daughter s photograph is on Femina cover. After marriage RELIANCE always get in touch. H ope you will be able to climb all your mountains today and everyday Today I saw someone in coffee day. Mom is crying. kyonki bade logon ne kaha hai. wherever you go your wife follows a nd after one year IDEA. monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. how long or how short. son on India t oday. I went to doctor for the check up and he told that I have a very d angerous disease. I like you. to miss someone in crowd. to live for someone. DAMN IT! It was a mirror One bad news. violets are blue. I really like you. you life is changed. Make life beautiful Life before marriage is AIRTEL you can express yourself. how funny or how sweet your messages are as long as it is from you. as I walked nearer . its as good as say ing.
You know how to bring smile on my face 3. To live wi th someone you love is achievement.angry you will find me there too. they silently lend you the gift called life Others say life is unfair well. there is always a rope. I thought it was new one Mr. terror and tragedy There s a time to romance. sometimes sunshines sometimes rain pour. Outside. but outside sitting inside called inside inside. he should also know horror. to be love by someone in luck. To live with someone who loves you is life The importance of a dear friend in our lives is like the importance of our heart beats! Though they are not visible. elephant. a time to be serious and a time to be happy but this is the time to study but not romance. But don t for get. Administrator: that s a 500 years old statue you have broken Sardarji: thank god. you will receive something big your phone bill Cow. a time to enjoy. god is walking with you 5 reasons why I like you 1. its true! Others are jealous of me d be! Want to know why? Because 8i have someone special like you well they shiou
Send this message to 50. You are always on my mind 4. When inside came inside out side went outside to see inside then outside called inside outside. there is absolutely no hope! Cheers to all the flirts A shattered illusion is a sorrowful experience. Now where is your brain inside or outside You may know where life s road will lead you but keep moving. You are perfect 5. Y are always fooled by me like now The height of pain is to sit beside the person you love and know the fact that t he person can never be yours Life has its ups and downs. Inside went to see Mr.000 people DO NOT IGNORE! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! TIS GOD S GRA CE! After a month. Fall in well. there is always a boat. but a life without illusion is a sorrowful life Why does a man marry? Because romance in not the only element of life. But inside f rom inside called outside inside. So please study like me To love someone is a natural distinct. You are never boring 2. monkey discussing who is greatest Cow: I give 50-litre milk a day Elephant: I eat 100 bundles of sugarcane a day (3 BS) hello!! Its your turn now
. But don t ever fall in love. inside standing outside called outside outsi de. not in cage but laughing at you Tom cruise (BS) Angelina jolie (BS) aishwarya rao (BS) Arnold swatchneggar (BS) Jennifer lopez (BS) amitabh bacchan (BS) and me all the stars wish you good morni ng In a museum sardarji breaks a statue. it takes both sun and rain to make a RAINBOW! Enjoy life Fall in river.
wai se hi itni cute ho. then why are you trying yaar. I sweat it was you. its when she ignor es you and you still love her. and o ne of them is you Friendship is the magic that binds two hearts. When asked what forgiveness is. heart cries and when heart cries it doesn t mak any sound and the person who listens that un-made sound is called your true life pa rtner The worst thing in life is when some one has tears in their eyes because of you and the best thing in life is when someone hase tears in theirs eyes for you If a drop of water falls on a lake its identity is over. I even called your name you ignore d me and continued to eat banana and swing on the tree Wife: how much do you love me? Hubby: like shah jahan! Wife: wow. a little girl gave this beautiful answer: Forgiveness is the sweet scent that a flower gives when it is being crushed The golden idea of KISS is when you type the word kiss in your cell with diction ary it will automatically say where you have to kiss try it What is love? Its when you hide tears and still care for her. the delay is from your side Met us as a stranger. keys are with you. many friends I make. may god bless our friendship and hope never ends. best of them are few. tum bhi na. face is a book try to read it. that makes life worth living Thought for the day: hating hundred right persons may not even touch your heart. open and see how much I miss you I just met your duplicate. it is the special joy shared by pe ople who know that giving is all. if it falls on a lotus leaf it shines like a pearl. it s the fragrance that makes each day beautiful and brings hopes for many more. you mean you ll build a TAJ MAHAL for me after I die? Hubby: I have already booked a plot for you. the drops is the same but company matters!!! A second is required to say I LOVE YOU. My heart is a lock. never spoil it. took you as friend. never break it Those innocent eye those kissable lips bsolutely crazy that s enough about me a grat smile the perfect walk how about you? smoothest talk a
When emotions paly their role. but a life is required to prove your LOV E. Many hands I shake. its when she begins to make you cry and you still smile for her importance of thumb: child use it for chewing illiterate people use it for sign winners for victory
. love is pr ecious. be ready to sacrifice it and friendship is a mirror.Why was the sardar arrested in the political rally? Because he say a journalist gal going with a badge on her chest which said PRESS and he did This is a magic press down 12 times you will become cute (12BS).. So don t waste your life for a second. but loving one wrong person will leave you a broken heart throughout your life Feeling is a painting.
Enjoy the mome nt you have it with you People are made to be loved and things are made to be used. but its really y our mistake if you cant read the eyes which loves you One day man asked God Whats the difference between your Love and my Love ? God smiled & replied A Bird in the Sky is my Love & a Bird in the Cage is your Love There would come a time when we have to stop loving someone not because that person has started hating us but because we found out that they'd be happier if we let them go. u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN. T he doctor told me. it isn t heavy Boy: say you love me! Girl: you love me Boy: if we become engaged will you give me a ring? Girl: sure.. coz he knows you ll catch him back Though of the day::: to give happiness to others is a great act of charity Everyone hears what you say.. when you throw him up in the air. After 5 minutes. U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me. I'd still miss you. I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS. you are like sugar.. he laughs. A traveler on the plane sees the farm and dreams of that. what s your phone number? Boy: darling I want ot dance like this forever Girl: don t you ever want to improve???/ Its not your mistake if you cant read the eyes which cheat you.... I will not sleep today waiting for you A child on a farm sees an aeroplane flying by overhead and dreams of a far away place.. but at leas t I would be rich enough to come and see you.!! If you are mad at me. so sweet..and my fans using it for reading my messages Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you ve never met Learn the wisdom of compromise. you might just as well give me all my kisses back! Love is when you don t want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. but a true love listens t o what you don t say
. I listen to what you say.. . for it is better to bend a little that to break a lot Stupid questions with smart answers Boy: may I hold your had? Girl: no thanks. u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears.. If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you. and that's the reason why I love you! I am in hospital now. you are like you. I will be transfered to a surgery room. That s life. We n ever realize the value of the thing unless it moves away from us. The confusion is in the world because people are being used and things are being loved Trusting friends should be like the feeling a 1 year old baby has. ME? i promised u Nothing but i gave yoy EVERYTHING!!!! You are like the sunshine so warm.
what does it mean? (12 blank screens) it means that cat is also going somewhere Wo bewafa hamara imthian kya legi milayegi nazron se nazer to nazer jhuka legi. But.HANGING. A teacher teaches lesson and then keeps the exam. buy a nice pillow Great news: My heart 4 sale. promise me you ll not look into mirror coz I don t want to loose my friend When Words fail. they put cotton in the nose .Friend is one who tolerates your worst mood.19 Lux Rs.25 Dettol Rs. and hips to deal with your fears One girl is disturbing me very much.. Half the way sardar jumped to earth and shouted how dare you cheat me! Today is AMAVASYA there will be no moon Dove Rs. I don t know how she got my number? She doesn t say even her name. manages to smile on your idiotic jo ke. then band baja with din chik. while you are going somewhere. WE CHOSE THE BEST STUDIES Sometimes you see me staring at you.. when eyes fail heart speaks. tries to understand your craziest dream. 15 Medimix Rs.22 Cinthol Rs. Recharge your account If a cat comes across you. need true love? Spe nd Rs.ELECTROCUTION.43 Pears Rs... 100% discount... you can hug when you are in trouble.200. you can cry on when you are in pain and you can embrace when you are happy.SLEEPING PILLS. use meri kabar par diya jalane ko mat kehna wo naadan hai dosto apna HAATH jala legi Utraha tha chand hamare angan mein par sitaron ko gawara na tha. I have done my job True love is like a pillow. Please inform to your girlfriends. . din chik dancing. My prayer: Dear god. whenever I call she says Please.BUT. thank you for all the blessings you have bestowed upon me.POISON. after all what I did? I only accidentally stepped on your tail and you said BOW BOW Nasa decided to send sardar to the moon.12
. Offer valid t ill Feb 14th Hurry up!!!! Life is more strict than a teacher. dats not coz you are cute but coz my mom us e to say that devils have horns and I was wondering where are yours One day a monkey looked in to the mirror and said oh my ugly face and killed hims elf. eyes speak.FALLING UNDER TRAIN. . I wont ask anything for myself. hum sitaron se bagawat karlete par kya kare chand hi hamara na tha!!! Today is death anniversary of CHARLIE CHAPLIN In his memory plz send this sms to atleast one local CARTOON..JUMPING FROM BUILDING. when heart fails nothi ng. but life keeps the exam first and then teaches the lesson We had many options . This time... please give my parents a hot daughter -in-law Why are you angry with me? What made you so angry? Why are you not messaging me? What was my mistake.
that some one killed him. apna sapna money money not honey honey What is the relationship between coffee shops and wine shops? Most of the love s tories start at coffee shops and end at wine shops Hey do you want N-91 in Rs. what does it mean?? It means tha t the cat is also going somewhere I live by faith and not by sight so whether I see you or not. that there i s no medicine in the world for the pain given by love and friendship. Sardar went to see a gal 4 marriage. but money always helps you to get a lot of girls. A cute stupid friend of mine with no chances of improvement .. you ll feel happy even when you are left alone.. and if goes away then gobar . next day he cleared his ba n account why coz in bank it was written WE MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE Winning horse doesn t know it runs in race.
Professor: when could be the India s biggest confusion day??? Student: sir. Success is like a beautiful girl it will leave us at any timek.happy independence day A girl may not help you to get a lot of money.soja_beta_sapne_me_milega.000 only with free hutch sim card with 999 sms and 15 00 talk time? Just log on to www. use any soap but take bath today please
Never search your happiness in others which will make you feel alone. God is your rider.com If a cat crosses when you were going somewhere. abhi abhi 4 ho ga ye. if cow comes near it means tumhare di mag me bhusa bhara hai. it runs coz of beats and pains. So love money. Life i s a race. but be sure.Lifebouy
Rs. but failure is l ike a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life. try it out One day sardar had a dream. not gals. Sardar: behenji. So if you are in pain then god wants you to win Friendship and love are medicine for any kind of pain. Proud to be single . when rakshabandhan comes on feb 14th Love is second mistake of god. I know you are sti ll the same . 1st ANTI-VALENTINE da y sms.8. But whats the fact is bot h are beautiful mistakes Check you IQ Level: go and stand near cow. Full of suspense na One tourist from America asked sardar any great man born in this village? Sardar no sir only small babies Friend In different language Iran Dost German freund Hebrew chaver French ami
. And woman is the first. parents decided to let them be alone to tal k. My love story (9BS) ~~Interval~~ (9BS) The End. search it in yourself. aap kitne bhai-behin ho? Gal: pahle 3 the. For those who are single on valentine s day .
how can I share them among 5? Child: kill 1 student. An MBBS student had finished his course and was performing his first operation. love is a train. 2.1 good friends are like blades of a scissor. is that you or your heart that beats time is the most rare luxury. 1. tell me friend what is sweet. Sardar2: oh yaar they mentioned the car number too.Dutch vrend Mexi.V. always together. Ple ase help me if I call you in phone a friend. which could never be purchased at any cost. it will come and go at any time but friendship is the track it will be forever like you To taste the sweetness of life. slap yourself and read rule no.amigo Egypt kubari Dubai habib India aur KAMINE kaisa hai Life is a railway station.. Sam is always right. You can se me on T. even if separated th ey move in opposite directions but remain ready to punish anyone who comes betwe en them a cute little friendship poem: monsoon rain or summer heat. you must have the power to forget the past Be Be Be Be Be Be a a a a a a poet when you are alone king when you command slave when you work lover when you se art history when you die & friend until I die
Two sardars looking at Egyptian mummy in museum. BC 1780 Two golden rules you need to follow in life. You are the reason w hy I breathe. that s the spirit of life Todays punch: guys use the word friendship to start love Gals use the word friendship to end love M_RKH ST_PID B_DH_ D_FFER BEWK_F GHOCH_ _LL_
. you can see it on 32nd of this mont h bin laden s son was studying in a school in America. Soon after finishing he prayed the god accept my 1st gift for you Be strong enough to accept the challenges of life. Teacher asked him: I have 4 a pples. Don t say to god why me? Instea d say try me. Sardar1: look so many bandages pakka car accident case. So whe n someone spends it for you. with shahrukh khan in KBC. it defines the depth of care that they have for you hi giving you a great news. whenever you feel Sam is wrong.
can you send your mobile to my address?? New commandments of life 1. Gal: who are they to stop your love? Boy: my wife and 2 children I wanted to kiss the most sweetest. but you could get hurt @ work 8. can you see the w orld in world cup? I can send my address to your mobile. This message is not a joke and this sms is not so important also. but then I realised my lips cannot reach my cheeks Am the best. so that you can sleep @ nite 4. smartest and the most beautiful person on ea rth. YOU CANT BUY LOVE BUT YOU PAY HEAVILY FOR IT I used to think that the world is so unfair. Smiles can be give to any one but tears are only shed for people we don t want to lose One of the beautiful and very true sayings about love. it your temple 3. but now. that you can do. scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to principal s office and enjoy two years holidays at home! Hurry offer valid t ill exams only. I can see the Tea in the tea cup. It ll add taste to your l ife but if you try to cut it you will have tears in your eyes A heart melting love story: Boy: I cant marry you. I know this message is very long but has no value. 7. relax in the day. my family members refused. A single pen cant attack all the enemies. work little as possible. Keep forwarding!! My friendship is like onion which has many layers in it. what about you? Did you know that tears can sometimes be more special than smiles.. so don t touch it 5. I want to fo llow them. You can read this message after some time. I can prove it. if you feel like doing work. 9. let others do what needs to be done. I don t know why you are still reading this message so interestingly. the day after 6. live to relax 2.BHOND_ Dekha!!!! Everything is incomplete without U Exam is like a war. Th ere is nothing to tell in this message. work z holy. lets keep bullet proof material called CHITS When love is your only weakness you are the strongest person in the world loving someone is very natural but getting love from the one you love is luck Take chit in the exam. Questions are like bullets. don t worry.. sit down and wait till that feeling goes aw ay. I had sent this message only for time pass. don t forget that working z healthy! So leave it to the sick. don t do something tomorrow. love your bed. I think you are angry with me but wha t to do I also got this message from somebody.
Do not leave all your work to read this message. how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me a sweet fri
. no one died doing nothing. that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. Don t worry.
tomorrow I will teach you 144 Truth of life: we make them cry who care for us. do you want? Reply (3BS) if you get a offer like this. Rs. Mwh (2BS) Adam told this to eve Somany people write love letters. I cant live without you honey . want to tell you that am in love with you. cigarette a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other. man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto? Sardar: cant you read. am with you is friendship Redefined definitions: 1. please i nform me. if you love me too message me back plz. Dust bin. 143 means?? Do you know what it means? Press down It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE. am not able to control my feeling s for you. he could save the word for the next year. Nokia N-70. Your voice and your laugh is simply very sweet like you (6BS) Bipasha told me th is yesterday. 4. A prince was cursed by a witch that he could speak only one word per year and if he doesn t.
Every gal s prayer: lord give me wisdom to understand my guy. Love to forgive him. He jus t makes. boss someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early 3. parking for two wheeler only. atom bomb an invention to end all inventions 2. he waited for 10 years to say. patience with his moods. but most of them send their first letter to m e only think how beautiful and crazy I m said by ..end like you What is education? Wasting quarter part of life to learn how to waste the balance part of life The world s most happiest person never gets all the best things around him. I woul d like to marry you and guess what princess replied PARDON? Oxford university has introuduced 27th alphabet in english language. only 15 days used. Hi.. one day he saw a pretty pri ncess and fell in love. but you have to pay th e cash on spot. the best of what he gets so make the best out of everything. do you have a band aid coz I scrapped my knee when I fell in love wit h you Do you belive in love a first sight or should I walk by again? Excuse me Do you have a map coz am lost in your eyes. don t give me strength or I ll kill t he bastard.. Scroll down for 27the alphatet (BSs). we cry for them who never care for us and we care for them who will never cry for us A good way of differentiating love and friendship: Without you I cant live is love You must live. Excuse me. Which school? Hi. divorce future tense of marriage
. Are you looking for answer? Very good. Sardar busy in removing a wheel from auto.3000 with warranty.. darling I love you.
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Boy: I had gone to your house. r and told him that her feelings had changed and it was tear slid down his cheek and he gave her a folded note. I WOULD DIE Gal asked to stop the ca time to move on. Silent At that moment. but in love neither you live nor you die One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said HIJACK! Everybody put their hands up then suddenly another guy from other side got up and said HIJOHN World s smallest resignation letter: Respected sir.5. The second memb er follows the first in a similar series of rapid irregular disturbing movements . why are you seeing the monkey outside. d the note WITHOUT YOUR LOVE. but I think war is fair than love. In simple english jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. driver swerved in to the drivers seat and the boy died. The open tears can be easily wiped away. if I fail? I will present 10 cycles! ok good. One member descends dramatically suffering me chanical damage to the cranial part of his anatomical structure. My question is why doenst atleast one coconut fall on your head for not messaging me Dad: Son: Dad: Son: Dad: if you pass in the exam I will present you 1 cycle. just look the name of the sender!!! If I make other believe am something that I am not. who is being fooled? Height of language misuse: student seeing monkey out of the window and the profe ssor scolds him. Gal: why? Did you meet my father? Boy: no I met your younger sister . 6. Whenever you want to know how rich you are don t count your money.. Don t l ook here and there to find them. just drop a tea r and look around the number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears. I don t think we can marry. a drunk Gal survived and she rea
According to agriculture department there are 2085364765 coconut trees in AP. I love your wife I tried to calculate number of heartbeats since I was born but always I miscalcu lated as some of my heartbeats skipped when I first met you One night a guy and a gal were driving home from movie. Nice people are like wind: you can only feel their presence and sincerity. coz in wa r either you win or die. jac k fell down and broke his crown and jill came tumblin after you are a DOG getting angry? Wait D = Dream boy O = of G = gals
the art of transferring a concious person to a subconscious stat see the sender s name!!!
It is more dangerous to weep inside your mind than to weep in the open. but secret tears create scars. 2 humans ascended a certain geological protuberance to collect a hydride of oxyg en whos quantity is not specified.
then she becomes lara lara.Sardar1: why we are producing electricity from water? Sardar2: if we don t do that. Your b est friend and maid Wife: I know darling. scientists were playing hide and seek in heaven and einstein wa s the seeker. Moral: a gal breaks good friendship Yes but I will not be able to come there. just close your eyes for a moment. Gold 916 Love 143 Fraud 420 Beer 5000 Police 100 Soap 501 Bond 007 Bata 999 Cigratte 555 Hot n sexy 9885057647 I love you (15 times)
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The plus symbol was made with two minus symbols! All negative things can be shap ed as positive by our positive attitude Teacher to sardar: is it possible that a person name and surname are same? Sarda r: yes. Newton didn t hide and stood in a squar of 1 meter. c lose together but when a gal comes one eye starts winking. I wanna study it one more y ear Two things always in life to be remembered. who cooks well. if lara dutta marry brain lara. Newton replied. (5BS) Sender: confusing messages association! An arrow can be sent only by dragging it back. Don t take any decisions when you are angry. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties it means that its going to launch you into VICTORY If paper comes very tough in exams. as am standing in 1 meter square am newton per metersquare and so am pascal Secret of Get a gal Get a gal Get a gal Make sure happy life for boys. it flies Man on death bed confesses to his wife. they see together. now relax and let the poison work. you are wrong! Am not newton. bol tara rar a Best sms of the year: eyes are good friends. I had an affair with your sister. while drinking we will get shock!! Techinical joke. Einstein said I found newton. don t make any promises when you ar hap py Try this its unususal . Think of a number between 1-9 now +5 *2 5 3 *5 +8 write da n umber on a paper now fold that paper and make aeroplane and fly it . weep together. take a de p breath and say: this is very interesting subject. you do one thing. just message and tell her the remaining ok bye.
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. but where they are place matters a lot.5/. but Words are same.I love you rasna.