Bones Quotes Season 1 Pilot [1.1] Bones: Tell me you tried "excuse me" first. Angela: Ah, Sweetie. Yes, I did.
Welcome home. Are you exhausted? Was Guatemala awful? Was it horribly backward? Bones: And yet, I was never reduced to flashing my boobs for information. Angela: You know, diving head first in a pit of cadavers is no way to handle a messy breakup. Bones: Angela, nothing Pete and I ever did was messy. Angela: [laughs] Then you weren't doing the right things. Bones: Look, I am sorry if I embarrassed you in front of your friends, but next time you should identify yourself before attacking me. DHS Officer: Most people in this situation, what they do, is sweat. Bones: Guatemala. Genocide. How are you scary after that? Booth: Bones identifies bodies for us. Bones: Don't call me Bones and I do more than identify. Bones: That’s the best you can do? Booth: What? Bones: Getting Homeland Security to snatch me so you can stage a fake rescue. Booth: Well at least I picked you up at the airport, huh? Booth: A decomposed corpse was found this morning at Arlington National Cemetery... Bones: Arlington National Cemetery is full of decomposed corpses. It's a cemetery. Bones: [to Booth] If you drive one more block, I'm screaming "kidnap" out the window. Booth: You know, you're not the only forensic anthropologist in town. Bones: [laughs] Yes, I am. The next university is in Montreal. Parlez-vous français? Booth: What's it going to take? Bones: Full participation in the case. Booth: Fine. Bones: Not just lab work. Everything. Booth: What? You want me to spit in my hand? We're Scully and Mulder. Bones: I don't know what that means. Booth: You know, in my line of work, no clothes usually means a sex crime. Bones: In my line of work, it could also mean the victim favored natural fibers. Zack: Your suit, for example, will outlast your bones by decades. Booth: When did she die? Bones: Ehh. Zack: Ehh. Booth: What does that even mean? Zack: It means wait until our bug and slime guy takes a look. Goodman: What's the rule, Mr. Addy? Zack: You only converse with PhDs. You do realize I'm halfway through two doctorates. Two halves make a whole, so mathematically speaking... Goodman: Go polish a bone, Mr. Addy. Goodman: Dr. Brennan, are you playing me? Bones: You know I'm no good at that. Goodman: Hmm. Thus far. But you have a disturbingly steep learning curve.
(All looking at the hologram of a woman) Bones: Does anyone recognize her? Zack: Not me. Angela: Wait. Is that who I think it is? Zack: The girl who had the affair with the Senator. Booth: Her name is Cleo Louise Eller. The only daughter to Ted and Sharon Eller. Last seen approximately nine p.m., April 6th, 2003 leaving the cardio-deluxe gym on Kay Street. She didn’t even make it to her car. Bones: Pretty good memory. Booth: Yeah, well it’s my job to find her. Hodgins: Well in that case congratulations on your success. Booth: Temperance, partners share things. Builds trust. Bones: Since when are we partners? Booth: I apologize for the assumption. Bones: I hate psychology. It's a soft science. Angela: I know, but people are mostly soft. Bones: Except for their bones. Bones: What if Booth is right? What if I'm only good with bones and lousy with people? Angela: People like you. Bones: I don't care if men like me. Angela: Okay, interesting jump from 'people' to 'men,' but I'm sure it means nothing. Bones: I hate psychology. Bones: My most meaningful relationships are with dead people. Hodgins: The Senator, ah, he is smart. He gets an intern pregnant, then murders her when it threatens his career. And he has the connections to get away with it. Bones: I hate it when you make paranoia plausible. It's like sliding off a cliff. Hodgins: In a nutshell, anxious, depressed and nauseous. Bones: Take a sick day. Booth: A case this big, the director is going to create a special investigation unit. And if I line my ducks up in a row, I can, maybe, head it up. Bones: I don't know what that means, but I think maybe I can be a duck. Booth: What are you trying to do? Bones: Blackmail you. Booth: Blackmail a federal agent. Bones: Yes. Booth: I don't like it. Bones: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to. Booth: Fine. You're in. Bones: [looking at the screen] What exactly am I supposed to be squinting at? Booth: Ahh, you know, it's like pornography. You'll know when you see it. Bones: You didn't come for your TV. You timed this for a booty call. Zack: A good hypothesis withstands testing. That’s what makes it a good hypothesis. Angela: Can I, as the only normal person in this room, say... eww? Booth: He's got no sense of discretion, that kid. Typical squint. Bones: I don't know what that means. Booth: When cops get stuck we bring in people like you, ya know? Squints. You know, squint at things. Bones: Oh, you mean people with very high IQs and basic reasoning skills?
Booth: You expect me, a federal agent, to declare war on a United States senator based on your little holographic crystal ball? Bones: It's not magic. It's a logical recreation of events based on evidence. Oliver: Will you sign my book? Bones: Stalk me, Oliver, and I will kick your ass. Oliver: He killed Cleo? Booth: Yeah, he did. Oliver: Then I'm okay with him bleeding to death. Booth: That guy bleeds to death, Bones will go on trial for attempted murder. You don't want that, do you? Oliver: No. Booth: Plus, I understand that applying pressure to a wound can be extremely painful. Angela: Is the FBI going to lay charges against Brennan? Hodgins: She only shot him in the leg... once. Booth: She didn't give him a warning. She just shot him... with alcohol on her breath. Goodman: It was her first shooting, you can't expect her to be perfect right out of the gate. Zack: How much warning did you give people before you sniped them? The Man in the S.U.V. [1.2] Bones: He thinks just because Masruk's wife started working out and had a little makeover, she's having an affair. Angela: Hmm, and how long were they married? Booth: Eleven years. Angela: I'm with him. Bones: There's no concrete proof. Angela: Boobs perkier? Booth: Mmm hmm. Bones: I don't believe this. If you're so sure, then why didn't you confront her? Angela: Because if she and her boyfriend were involved, she would warn him. Booth: Very good. Angela: I'm a constant surprise. Bones: Isn't the FBI working on that? Hodgins: Yes. It's just for fun. Bones: To see who's better? Hodgins: Maybe. A little. Yeah. Bones: Good luck. Booth: Can we talk about something else? Bones: Sure. Tessa? Booth: Tessa!? No. Why do you want to talk about Tessa? Bones: What? Why? Why not? We won't talk about Tessa. Booth: Okay, what's so funny? Bones: I just never figured you being in a relationship. Booth: Why? Do you think somethings wrong with me? Bones: Not wrong. You just have alpha male attributes usually associated with a solitary existence. Booth: What me? You're solitary. Bones: No no, I'm private. Agent Gibson: Dr. Brennan, I have jurisdiction. Bones: Then why don't I destroy my notes and let you guarantee the identity of the remains. Angela: Too bad we can't tell why he did it. Isn't that what we all want to know?
3] Zack: She said take a hint. Bones: Jack! We're trying to work! Zack: If Smoky here had access to the president. That way their hands are always clean. In 1970. Zack: Too bad the liver is cooked. You realize Booth is just another government stooge? Angela: [referring to Brennan] Please. Angela: I think [Booth] likes you. I need subtitles walking in here. the economy is crippled. Booth: It is personal. She’s obviously feeling insecure. if I were you. Zack: Isn't that the FBI's job? Hodgins: What. Bones: You're making it personal. man. Hodgins: They have a separate division you know. she's been sleeping alone for months! She has enough pent up sexual energy to power a small mid-western city. God. Zack: She apologized to me. Hodgins: She's spying for you? Bones: No. Bones. Angela: [to Booth] So.Hodgins: Someone seems really defensive about the FBI lately. It's definitely a toxin. Hodgins: I graduated top of my class. you trust the FBI? You realize those guys are gonna suppress whatever they need to cover their asses! Zack: [to Brennan] I found a portion of the clavicle. Hodgins: Are you even listening? Zack: No. terrorizing people by using God to justify mass murder. We've got Hamid's body. Angela: There is trouble in paradise! Bones: I beg your pardon? Angela: Tessa does not feel secure in that relationship. That doesn't help.. but [Brennan] still makes me feel like a cretin.
. Booth: You know. that could tell us everything. Booth: Trying to track down the doctor? Bones: Don't need him. The Boy In The Tree [1. and she was reading a book about unsolved FBI cases. how many nights a week does "Sexy" sleep over? Booth: We're dealing with someone here who devalues an entire culture. All of us die a little bit on one like this.. but when I asked "what hint?" Naomi said if she told me what hint that it wouldn't be a hint anymore. I'd buy a ticket on that ride. It's Terrorism 101. Zack: I understood the individual words but I do not comprehend her meaning.. but we can't determine what kind. it would be a statement. I think she's threatened by you! Bones: You talked to her? Angela: Well. she didn’t say much but even though she has a phenomenal figure she was chowing down on a fat free muffin. Hodgins: Targeting everyday places causes panic. People stay home. why would he attack a café? Bones: Smoky? Zack: It's how I deal with stress. You can always count on the dead. Rhodes Scholar. the youngest member inducted into the Academy of Physical Sciences.. Booth. Bones: We'll find out who killed him. It's difficult to sublimate intense sexual attraction. no! Zack: They have nothing in common. Ah. And we hear it's been a while.
] Booth: What do you mean it's not a suicide? [A post leading up the stairs to the podium starts to beep and flash red rapidly. Bones: You know what's a better question? What makes you think you get to decide what's
. Booth: Last time you had a gun you shot someone. Bones: No.. driving a car. we'll grab some Chinese food and you can fill me in later on all the boring details. Booth: The boring details . Zack: I need specific instructions. Zack: I can't ride a bike or drive a car. Booth: Ah.. thanks for calling. Bones: Some people are better than other people. who's our victim? Bones: All the boring details? Booth: Let it go Bones. Zack: Why not? You've slept with like ten thousand women. What are we going to tell Nester's parents? Booth: We tell them that their son was found dead. pleasing a woman. Hodgins: Or apparently please a woman. She said ask your friends if I have any. Bones: Are you drunk or something? Booth: Ah. Try to remember that. Bones: Well. You can fill me in later. Bones: What? Booth: Sorry for their loss. move on. Booth: That is correct. either you believe that or you don't. not finding the truth.[to Zack] Do not push me kid. Bones: Uh. It's sad. [At the lab after the "boring details" phone call. I don't like people who think they're better then other people.. [to Brennan] The boring details was my signal for you to stop talking. Bones: I don't like sheriffs. They are elected into office which means their goal is being re-elected. Zack: What did I do wrong? Hodgins: It's not what you did wrong. Bones: Don't call me Bones.. a list of techniques to implement or a sequence of moves. Zack: What did Naomi mean when she said take a hint? Hodgins: Ooh. All men are created equal.] What the hell is that? Bones: We can't just let anyone step into the forensics area and contaminate all the boring details.Angela: Did you tell Naomi that? Zack: Yes. Hodgins: I'm not really the guy to talk to about that. No use being offended by the fact.. I'm not a sociopath. we'll catch up later and uh. there's no use being offended by the fact. you know. Zack: Where do you learn this stuff? Hodgins: There are some things you learn by doing… riding a bike. you know I'm glad we had that little chat about being nice to the locals. Zack: He was a bad guy. okay? I want my own card. Bones: Some people are smarter then others. Booth: You're bad with people. Booth: Ah. Bones: Wait. you know what you said right there that is so un-American. I'm not completely certain the boy's death was a suicide. Booth: Can you identify him through the serial number? Bones: That's correct but the interesting thing is that. but the interesting thing is that it's. Sorry for your loss and we are. Booth: Ah. I want my own gun. Bones: What? Booth: That is interesting. It's what you didn't do.. okay. Booth: I don't. We're looking into it. Booth: Uh. Booth: Okay look.
Booth: Look. they like you? Booth: Okay. Booth: Hmm. Then. Booth: Okay look. Zack: (to Booth) You call after every sexual encounter. Meanwhile. It's in your intentions and how much you care about the other person.. This is a work zone.. Bones: I thought that it was good to start with a "good morning. It's who you are.relevant? You're basically the principal of a high school. you tell me I'm too task oriented. when I say good morning. right? 'Cause that's the good thing to do. She’s mostly okay. I will take out my gun and shoot you between the eyes. this is where a public school education comes in handy. lovemaking you're a blank slate. Just because you say it in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me. it's pretty crucial we get that straight right off the bat.. Go to Naomi and tell her you don’t know anything about lovemaking. You'll do anything she wants if she just introduces you to the secrets of love." Zack: (to Booth) If a woman said to you take a hint. He's the one that people like. Now I know the sheriff out there.. Look. The Man in the Bear [1. Bones: I'm not going to Washington State. Z-man. you say that I should concentrate on the job. Bones: First. Zack: You're successful with woman.. Angela: You mean actually in Paleontology? Zack: No. what do you say we pass it in quiet meditation. Bones: Good morning to you too. right? I mean. We do not talk sex at work. Angela: Just do it. just because you say in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me. you would be able to see the bigger picBones: Maybe if you opened your mind we could find out the actual truth. I thought it went great but I could be wrong because apparently what I think is wild and kinky is basic and since she never called me back I'm wondering if it's because I lack imagination in the sack. Zack: I had sex with Naomi in Paleontology. Booth: Yeah. we've got about a forty-five minute drive. She'll be more interested in that then if you were the most imaginative lover on the planet Zack: That is totally counterintuitive. the gymnastics aren't what matter. what I'm trying to say is… it's not just a crime scene but it's a political situation so when we get out there you follow my lead and you pay attention. Zack: If you don't want to help me just say so. Booth: Again. Angela: Alright. but the school got a lot of pull with the county and she's probably trying to scrape the whole case off on us. Bones: Why is Booth the one who decides if we are going to Washington state? He gets the gun and the authority. Angela: When you're with someone. I'm going to let you in on a secret.4] Bones: An autopsy on an animal is called necropsy. I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions about sexual positions.
. This is a female secret. Booth: We’ve got a dead body in a prep school out in the sticks. look it's a very prestigious prep school with a lot of rich kids. Booth: Well. at her place.. about the dead human being? Bones: Residual cross section striae.. . Booth: If you even try. this is a work mode. Reap the benefits of my sexual wisdom. Angela: You know what Zack? I’m thinking this is more of a guy-guy conversation. sex yeah. Zack: Sometime when you're not busy. Booth: Maybe if you looked for more than the facts. "Divide and conquer" was the playground motto.. what would that mean? Booth: Could we just concentrate on the job? Thank you.
I'm the one who decides where you do and do not go. it's beautiful here. Bones: Thank you. you have to have a limit. helping the spirits move on. where murderers feed their victims to bears. Booth: Oh right.
. now that you've met Bones you're all about the inner agency cooperation. Bones: And secondly? Dr. but I'm trying to get rid of this one. I'd say I'm very smart. Bones: Are you suggesting that I take this opportunity to have sex with Booth on a field trip? Dr. pack insect repellent. feels good to be out of the city. so you can determine the origin of the curf marks as well as the sex and age of the victim? Booth: [laughs] You know. Charlie: Do you do all the stuff the girl in your book does? Bones: I'm slightly uncomfortable discussing that with you. we have a cannibal. the heroine always catches the bad guy. Booth: Oh yeah. Bones: I don't have a limit. you have partially digested human remains to examine. Booth: You know being cooped up in a crappy hotel in the middle of nowhere with a fifty dollar per diem is not my idea of a good time either. Charlie. Sheriff: Bones? Now I don't think that is any way to talk to a lady. I'm talking about the running and the shooting. Hodgins: That was not a documentary. Sherman: Doesn't matter what you believe in. Bones: I imagine I'm treated differently then you because I have an indispensable skill. He made a request. Freud when you need him? Bones: I don't understand what you are saying. where's Dr. collecting bones so that the dead can make their journey to the next world? Bones: Not even sure I believe in the next world. I just give them the receipts. I do not need you. That's a good thing. what do you mean? What do you get? Bones: I don't have a limit. Bones: Oh. Goodman: Which is precisely why I am sending you to the great north woods. it was a cartoon. Charlie: [grabs the form Brennan filled out] Hey. he didn't decide that you go to Washington state. Everyone has a limit. why cut somebody into pieces? Zack: Pack'em up tighter maybe. carrying the human hand in a box] Charlie: Need a hand? Bones: Thanks. Bones: Yeah. I'm reading your book. Goodman: Good God. Charlie: No. I'm not talking about the sex. Temperance. if you do do all that other stuff that's great too. Bones: [laughs] Don't forget. Bones: You only get fifty dollars a day? How do you live on that? Booth: Okay. Booth: But it's not fair. indispensable. Bones: We don't just have a killer on our hands. for you and. um. The mosquitoes out there are the size of dogs. Booth: You know. We work for the government. I mean. Booth: Oh no. [Brennan enters Charlie's shop. You could get one of those thousand dollar toilet seats. C'mon now. Hodgins: All I am saying is.Dr. Connect with other people. Sherman: Did you ever hear of the bone gatherers. Gave me a few ideas if I ever want to kill someone and get rid of the body. Goodman: Secondly. Dr. It's probably the best job description I will ever get. You're a bone gatherer. It's time to live a little. Temperance Brennan. You know that? Bones: Objectively. you know. say in a suitcase. you're a smart ass. although it has nothing to do with my ass. It's not fair to the tax payers. Goodman: Firstly. whoever you're doing it with. That should put a smile on your face. Hodgins: How did a bear open a suitcase? Zack: I saw a documentary once where a bear got into a car and drove away.
that's sick. Zack: That's not going to impress Toni. tell her that my flashlight died. we can't do anything until I get a determination on that meat and Booth has to wait until it’s light to look for the guy he lost. Bones: Why? Booth: They're hitting on you. it’s a look.Bones: I've never been offered human flesh before. you didn't catch him. Booth: I didn't lose him. Booth lost him in the woods. You know what they say. Booth: Whoa. I'm sure. okay. Bones: Everybody is pumping me. Angela: That'll impress the hot courier. Booth: Bones. You got any? Bones: Angela! Angela: I'm sorry sweetie but what's with that town? You gettin' any from that hot overnight guy? Bones: Ang." [Brennan and Booth in the car and Brennan is talking to Angela on the phone] Angela: So did you catch the guy? Bones: No. wait a second. I have kind of a thing for tattoos. Bones: Booth wants you to know that he lost the guy because his flashlight died.
. Booth: I'm sorry? Bones: For information on the case. "what happens in Aurora stays in Aurora. they're only pretending to be interested in the case. Bones: Well. she says she understands. I didn't lose him. because I take this as a sign from God to loosen up. please tell her that. Angela: Is that anything like spanking the monkey? Hodgins: I found boaring dust. Bones: Did you hear that? Angela: Yeah. Hodgins: I am back in the game. Booth: Okay. something about Indian Territory. I did it to serve justice and capture a murderous cannibal. Bones: [Holds phone away] It's not safe to drive and talk on the cell phone. I shaved the truffle. Bones: She doesn't care. Bones: [laughs] Are you sure? Booth: Yes. Angela: [to Hodgins] Did you work all night? Hodgins: Yes. Tell her that. Booth: And because he's an Indian and he's a park ranger and he's very very familiar with the territory. I would have to measure my own social inculcation against scientific inquiry. Booth: But what if you had? Bones: It's an interesting question. we're trying to work. we’re in a bar. Angela: Is that town totally wasted on you sweetie. [Booth has taken off his tie and unbuttoned the first couple buttons on his shirt] Bones: What happened to your shirt? Booth: Well. Angela: So you two have the night free? Bones: Yes. You're the hottest thing this town has seen in a long time. Hodgins: That's not why I did it. tell her. He. Bones: Yeah. uh. [Talking by computer web cam] Angela: Hey Booth. Angela: What? Booth: Give me the phone. Angela: Are you two fighting? Booth: Professional pride. Angela: Is there any other kind? Hodgins: Boaring dust is produced by beetles which mean the tree the truffle grew on was infested.
there's a reason I get all the guys and you don't. but is he nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh.5] [Brennan is giving a lecture and has opened up the floor for questions. Booth: A bedpan? Hmm.Booth: Dr. can you just bite these? Denise: And if I were your cannibal.. Bones. Just stay back. you're nuts. Bones: There are always those individuals within a species who are driven to break the most basic taboos. Hodgins: What are you doing here? Angela: Are you kidding? It's like watching the clash of the horny titans. the overnight guy. if you. though. okay. Bones: What if I have to shoot? What part of his body should I hit? Booth: The part that isn't me. Bones: Or as an alternative. for God's sake. I mean. or was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh. or did he just lick his fingers after surgery? Booth: I should just become a vegetarian. Bones: I don’t know what that means. which means he’s been a cannibal for quite some time. Booth: It’s a horror movie. Bones: And to think I didn't want to come here with you. Rigby: You're an anthropologist. Bones: You know I’m going come back up here this winter. Sheriff: We see this kind of thing all the time. I’m done. I know who he is. get baked. Who do you base brilliant and insightful Special Agent Andy Lister on? Dr.. do their own version of the Blair Witch Project. Bones: What? No good? You want some corn flakes? (she holds up the spoon and tries to feed him) Want some? Booth: No. [Brennan hits him from behind in the head with a bedpan. Rigby actually ate human flesh. You know that ancient civilizations would sacrifice some in order to preserve the strength. Randall... Booth: Bones. bloody handprints.. [She bites down on the dental mold. Do you realize when we go to trial he could use the insanity defense? Booth: The guy is nuts. Booth: Yeah. Charlie says the skiing is great. He goes down on the floor. if I ate Adam there wouldn't be anything left. just don't eat people. Goodman: Oh..
. Booth: Oh.. Bones: Yes. this was a fascinating case. would I have pointed out that there were human bones in the bear after the autopsy? Bones: An autopsy on an animal is called a necropsy.] Booth: What'd you do that for? Bones: Nobody wants to hear that rambling psycho speech.] Let me tell ya. We don’t need to hear the rambling psycho speech on why you did it. His hips and thighs are perfectly developed for strength and maneuverability. Rigby: You don't understand it's a spiritual right to share the life force… Booth: Look. it’s Charlie? Bones: Yeah. he drops his fork) That’s it. we get it. Booth: (disgustedly. I mean.. Dr. Kids come up here. Bones: Rigby has a prion disease. Bones: I bet he’s a great skier. Sheriff: It was scary. with the. A Boy In a Bush [1. Denise: Yeah. Dr. Didn’t make any sense. You don't often find ritual cannibalism practiced so close to home. Booth: Which I find a plus. Booth is in the audience and stands up] Booth: I have a question regarding the FBI in your book. I just got my steak and eggs.
Angela: Funny is Will Ferrell. Bones: Did you bring the thermal imager? Zack: I don't think we need it. It's supposed to be a nice car. Goodman: When I said you should think of this invitation as a summons I understated it. the cops come off as very one-dimensional. Bones: When I was seven. Booth: I'm amazed she stuck it out this long. why'd you park it crooked? Bones: The guy told me to always park it like that. Bones. Zack. in the thermal imaging suit) How's it going there. Booth: Well. and leave Zack alone. [Booth and Brennan approach her car. I'm saying you will never get used to it. He must be one of those Hodgins-es. Ignore it at your own peril. Zack: So you're saying I'll get used to it? Bones: No... Bones: Why? Booth: Well. Makes you look like an idiot. Booth: Gave it to you? Bones: Yeah. It's a subpoena. even from each other. but it's not helpful to the investigation. Zack: Sorry. Zack: I'm not good with metaphor. put your heart in a box. Bones: You're not going to fire us if we don't go.Booth: 'Cause. Really looking forward to your next book. Zack: These are the smallest remains I've ever worked on. but I can move your parking spots to lot M. Dr. it's coded into our DNA to protect our young. Bones: That's a valid observation. I wouldn't bet a date with Colin Farrell on it. a silver Mercedes convertible. Branch Davidian compound. seventeen of them. Bones: I'm afraid Angela might quit. you know. Zack: So I'm always going to feel terrible? Bones: What helps me is to pull back emotionally.
. it's just that.] Booth: You gotta be kidding me. Booth: Whoa. Zack: Who are those Hodgins-es? Booth: I mean the Cantilever Group Hodgins. Dr. Bones: Focus on the details. you know Angela didn't get the same training the rest of you got on planet Vulcan. Cop: You mind if I make an observation? Bones: No. because she's human. I'm pretty sure it was me. Bones: What? My publishers gave it to me. I don't know what that means. Zack: The shuttle smells like feet. Brennan. Hot is Colin Farrell. He's funny. Cop: In your book. Booth: He's wrong. Booth: Gave it to you? Bones: Book sales are pretty good. Dr. Bones: Any way to enhance it? Angela: Well. Dr. Bones: I was at Waco. but we definitely need it. (Bones glares at him) It makes me look like the Great Gazoo. We're primates. Zack: Details. a Grand Jury subpoena. not fire you. Zack: One-dimensionality exists only in theory as a mathematical value. Why is that? Bones: You mean two-dimensional. of course not. sweetie. social creatures. Zack. Bones: Okay. Bones: I know him. Just. Cop: O-kay. I can do that. Goodman: No. Darth? Seen anything on Saturn? (to Bones) Please tell me you've seen at least one Star Wars movie. Booth: (to Zack. yeah. Enjoy the shuttle ride. Brennan. I'm sorry. I helped identify children who had been killed in the fire.
Bones: Is my costume alright? Angela: Sweetie. my God. Bones walks in) Bones: What happened? Zack: Apparently. The Man in the Wall [1. [outside the interrogation room] Attorney: (sarcastically) And modest. Not that they listen. Miss Montenegro. She's using Descartes' philosophy to say she's down with the music. she is being modest. (Angela tears up and hugs Dr. its in the museums exhibit on the French Revolution. I'd say thanks.Angela: Oh. When you write you get this stunned look on your face like you stuck a fork in a toaster. that’s slang. (Bones is staring at her computer screen) I know that look. Bones: By the way. Bones: Why? Oh. but my inbox is full. Booth: (laughs) Bones: Okay. it looks perfect. Angela: We are so going to tear it up tonight. You discern humanity in the wreck of a ruined human body. it's some kind of acronym. Booth: Oh. you remind us all of why we're here in the first place. Bones: Wait. because of all the black people? [an argument has started over Bones' use of the word "tribal"] Girl: No.6] Angela: TGIF? You heard of that? Bones: Yeah. You give victims back their faces. Booth: Ha! That makes Hodgins your boss! Booth: Okay. right? Angela: Right. Bones: What? Hodgins: You're writing another book. Zack: (impressed) That's a workable idea. and boys. it’s not a costume. and yes.. [yelling over the music] Bones: It’s so tribal. Bones: I don't think that's his name.. because we treasure human life. Goodman: You are the best of us. if you didn't say it like it was some kind of miracle. their identities. Bones: Yeah. Bones: And there's a TV show that needs research. all Angela needed was to hear her job description in a deep. Sean? Sean Cook: You're the museum lady. Zack: The same Cantilever Group that generates more GNP than Europe? Angela: Get this: they're the single biggest donors to the Jeffersonian Institute. the one who's so smart. that's just mean! Dr. Bones: Do you remember me. Angela: Don’t say tribal. maybe you can grab a reflection. Booth: Well. fool? (fight breaks out)
. African-American tone. Angela: We know that's not true. Hodgins: Chem Lab mass spectrometer identifies the particulates in Charlie Sanders' mouth as fluoride. it’s a cute outfit. Angela: We're going. Other Girl: Who you calling a fool. fool. I'm pretty smart. if you can't see the guy's face. there's a huge ding in my passenger side door because you told me not to park it at an angle. Goodman. Angela: Yeah. Bones: I really should catalog that skull. Pepe Le Pu is more important then booze. sweetie. you know. believe me.
Hall: Where did you find her? Booth: Museum. Booth: I apologize. we found some drugs on the dead guy. I think they’ve inhaled quite a lot. maybe do some yoga. Bones: They were trying to compromise the remains! Agent: A cloud of Meth covered the dance floor. Booth: I don’t do yoga okay. considers Booth) Yeah. Rulz: Mount was gonna jump. pull ups… that’s what I do. Hall: Rulz. Bones: I’m not the one who’s snippy. Bones: You’ve never danced? Zack: I’ve been told I look like a marionette in a wind storm. we accept. he drools a little. cause. We found them. Somewhere where you can get a massage. I would have had to call her in anyway. Agent: She assaulted two agents who were trying to tape off the body. Mr. Booth: Alright. I just need your results. no one in our lab knows the first thing about dealing with a mummy. we found some drugs on this dead… Bones: We found them. Booth: Because we’re talking. Booth: Ooh. [Bones is high] Booth: You run this place. which is interesting to know. Handler: Alright then. Bones: No. seventy? Bones: I think you should find a nice relaxing place to go on that vacation. Bones: You did not murder Eve Warren. so it doesn’t count. so what. huh? Cops telling me what I didn’t do. sit ups. like. Booth: Why exactly are we talking about this? Bones: Because you’re tense. Hodgins: How about a stick to pry the monkey off your back? Bones: I grabbed a couple hours of sleep on my couch and showered in the lab's decontamination room. Handler: Is he sincere? Bones: (pauses. push ups. Booth: "Snippy?" What are you. you know. Bones: Yet much of the iconic quality of the urban music lies in the perceived or actual rivalry between the principal artists. Booth: Are you two high? Angela: Only by accident. Rulz: This is a weird kind of interrogation. Hall. We’re going to want to know where they came from? Why he had them? Bones: Why? Booth: Why he had them? Bones: Why he had them? Hodgins: Chamomile tea? It's very soothing. Handler: I mean.Agent: Are you sure she can handle this? Booth: Look.
. Booth: What rules? Hall: That’s his name. your eyes are kinda close together but I don’t comment. What’s up with that? You know. you really know how to live.
Booth: Bones. you are making an official request to the FBI to be allowed to carry a concealed weapon. Booth: Oh. Booth: You know what? I’m going to spread the pain. Bones chases behind him. Booth: You can't have a gun. Do you want to get some coffee? Bones: My name is Dr.Bones: You mean commit suicide? Rulz: Where did you find her? Booth: Museum. Booth: Fine. name of the arresting officer? Bones: You. Bones: Why did we go through all this if you were never going to give me a gun? Booth: You have a constitutional right to apply for a weapon. Do you need me to spell that for you? Booth: I can sound it out. Booth: I have to ask the questions." Bones: So I can shoot them. I’m placing you under arrest for the assault of a Federal agent. Alright. Then we're done here. Rulz: I mean labels. Bones: Well uh. Booth: Reason for wanting a gun? Bones: To shoot people. Temperance Brennan. Randal Hall. Booth: Not a good response. jump labels. Bones: Bureaucratic nonsense. Booth: Never the less. A Man on Death Row [1.) Bones: Wait. here. Wait! Bones: Hey Booth! Don’t break the cane. I can help spread pain. Booth: Fine. I have to follow protocol. Bones: Its ridiculous. Booth is not a baulker. Booth: Arrest him for what? (points to bodyguard) He’s the guy who pointed a gun at a Federal agent.) Special Agent Seeley Booth. Bones: Tell them that I shot a murderer who was going to light me on fire.
. Hodgins: Because you have arms like noodles while I'm vigorous and burly. Booth: What? Bones: I need the cane. Booth: You know. there's no space for that.7] Booth: Name? Bones: You know my name. Booth: Have you ever been charged with a felony? Bones: Charged or convicted? Booth: Charged. Bones: It's the truth. Booth: Rules are rules.(Booth turns and leaves. Booth did not baulk. Bones: Write down that you were wrong to charge me. I would never deny your constitutional right. that’s my new motto. Arrest him and confiscate the cane as evidence. Bones: Uttering threats or smelling bad or anything. Bones: You know I have. I'm writing "self defense in the performance of my duties pursuing suspected felons as contracted out to the FBI. I need a gun. Bones: No. Bones: Not Booth. Angela: Sweetie. it’s always the guy. Bones: Why not? Booth: Because you were charged with a felony. (Booth gives her a look.
ground covering. I'm serious. that's the number they found on the victim. Bones: Let's see if these shadows are bone fragments or something else. book burning? Angela: Look at this guy. I had Ollie. Hodgins: Well. a seventeen year old girl. Hodgins: That's a fun factoid Zack. Hodgins: What? Wha. Booth: Hey Bones. thank you. Amy: Which is why I wore the tiny skirt. This is not the cabaret. Bones: Between your girlfriend the corporate lawyer and the defense lawyer on the side. paved areas. get a driver to take you over to Greenbelt Park. your weekend must be completely booked. Okay? Amy is just trying to stop the guy who did it from being executed. you’re the one with the photographic memory.
. Zack: 12402510221. what are you doing this weekend? Bones: I have plans. It's a partial skeleton from southern France.Booth: Which is why you weren't convicted. my friend. Bones: Zack. is the weekend. I'm the one that's good with the ladies. what's break time at the FBI. I. I want you to take pictures of the area where the body was.. Ollie won and you owe me a buck. Angela: You sure you don't wanna come? Troy can call a friend.. He's cuter than a monkey with a puppy.. I swore an oath to protect society from people who shoot people. Life is the cabaret. I'm going to go have sex. Angela: You know the whole point of the week. I can't ignore that. I'd prefer you two didn't bond in any way. Bones: So I guess we're not pursuing your lawyer obsession. That one was mine! Zack: You had Jeff. and he's in jail for the rest of his life. Hodgins: You want in on the action Angela? Angela: No. I tend to work against Booth. April Wright. Hodgins: Yeah. you wouldn’t drive either. Zack: Most trecondi codes have a complex numerical cypher. Amy: I'm a defense lawyer. Booth: Like what? Bones: Let's pretend we're objective scientists and not indulge in conjecture. Bones: (looking at bones) I've been waiting months for these. Bones: It was only his leg. What is your thing with lawyers? Booth: Uh. I win. Booth: Why does he need a driver? Zack: [embarrassed] I can't drive. [Hodgins and Zack are racing beetles] Hodgins: What if they get mixed up? Zack: I can tell them apart. Booth: (notices the beetles) Okay. Booth: Very cute. thank you. I gave them a picture. How much is he going to use it anyway? Amy: Am I interrupting? Booth: I told them not to let you in this building. (Bones stares at her) It's like describing the moon to a mole. Booth: If it's all the same. our tax dollars hard at work. Amy: You work with Booth? Bones: Yes. look seven years ago. I'm a forensic anthropologist. (points to one) That's Jeff and (points to the other) that's Ollie. was found beaten to death in a federal park. It's. Booth: Come on... Come to the cabaret.. but you did shoot an unarmed man. Booth: You’re a genius who can’t drive? Zack: If you know what I know about con-structural design.
Bones: They'd be lucky to get you. It's a part of a person who got here the same way I did. Bones: There was doubt.. blonde.
. Amy: Booth did say you had some kind of mania for the truth. (Zack offers his fist to her.. We do mostly forensic identification and reconstruction of discorporated remains. not at all. Bones: I already had a job. We all share in the death of every human being. Booth: Very poetic. beautiful? Bones: Lawyer.Troy: Hey? So uh. Hodgins: I didn't put a mirror under his nose or anything... Angela: Do not talk to him. she looks confused) Zack: You're supposed to bump my fist with yours. Amy: Figures. (Brennan opens the package. what exactly do they do here? Ah. is this conversation really appropriate here? Angela: Sorry. you seeing each other? Bones: Who? Amy: You and Booth. baby. now. Wait in the lounge. (puts his fist down) Angela: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings. Hodgins: Okay. We all share DNA. This is a very interesting case. Have you ever seen maggots? I just got these in. Amy: Come on. Bones: No. He said please. you think he's hot? Bones: No. inspects the contents. we're. Bones: No. Don’t talk to anybody. It’s up those stairs right over there. Amy: Cause I'm picking up a bit of a sex vibe. Bones: Worthy interruption. we're working together. The Girl in the Fridge [1. Bones: You’re really interested in Booth? Amy: You aren’t? Bones: No. that's tension. Hodgins: She is. There's some guy in the lounge who asked me to give you this. (Hands a box to Brennan) Angela: Is he alive? Because this is an excellent start to a relationship. It should never be easy to take someone's life. should've jumped him when I had the chance. then hurries out of the room) Angela: Okay. (Bones stares at her) which obviously is how you're taking it. but I'm into alive people. My specialty is entomology and particulates. Zack: (excitedly) The Anthropology Journal is publishing our piece on the Coronals suture. When I look at a bone it's not some artifact that I can separate from myself. Michael: I assume they tried you first. Bones: No. Bones: Mania as in maniac? Amy: I'm not sure he meant it as a bad thing. We had an obligation to respect that doubt. this is weird. Amy: So.8] Bones: Angela. I thought Angela was an artist. Bones: Why? Zack: I'm told it's a widely acknowledged gesture of mutual success. quickly followed by Hodgins and Zack) Bones: So why are you here? Michael: George Washington University wants to talk to me about heading their Anthropology department. (to Brennan) He said that you'd know who he was when you opened it. Amy: Well then why are you helping him? Bones: Because he asked me. Amy: Tall. (Angela leaves the room. a guy that gets her to stop working? This I have to see. He has a girlfriend. very literal. I don't care who it is. No.
Stires. Booth: Sorry? Bones: I was agreeing. Booth: Yeah. Angela: You didn't come back to the lab.. an adult. but I'm not interested. Can we share him? Booth: You know. Bones: Not tonight. when it gets old. more a colleague than a student. did you? Michael: I made frittata. uh. We need to know if that amount was accrued over time or was delivered in one large dose. Bones: I was just saying that I myself feel no inclination towards pain or dominance when it comes to sex. Booth: Are you sure? Bones: Yeah.. I meant me and her.Hodgins: (Referring to Brennan and her gentleman caller) It's like watching cars mate. I just assumed that the two of you would be eating off an autopsy table. the last thing you tie together are the legs. I'm sure. Booth: Bones. he cooks too. Does that mean Angela and Hodgins: (firmly. you know? Lookin' for a little nooky. The rubber gaskets seal in the odor. Zack-O. don't. then the legs. you need to spice it up or it's over. trying to draw a logical conclusion) If she was his student. Hodgins: Very. Angela: It's got to be Michael. when the regular stuff. Booth: If this were the result of sex games. Angela: Oh. shaking their heads) No. that's for sure. Zack: You run through a lot of students? Michael: That was a long time ago and Tempe was very advanced. Booth: 'Cause you can be very bossy. Hodgins: Using a refrigerator to hide a body. (Michael looks back at him skeptically) Oh. (She swats him with a crop from the evidence box) Bones:(triumphantly) Her legs were bound. Zack: (to himself. They were. Zach: There are erosion patterns from the bones rubbing together over time.. I have a dinner. come on.
. Bones: (smirking to herself) Yeah. Brennan is my Forensic Anthropology professor. Angela: Maybe the company should use that in their ads. Michael: No offense.. (Zack and Hodgins approach Michael like protective older brothers) Hodgins: (arms crossed) You were Brennan’s professor? Michael: She was twenty-three. then it follows. Hodgins: Ain't gonna happen... Bones: Facts are facts. The judge is holding them without bail. they wouldn't be bound together.kinda perfect isn't it? Zack: A good way to remove the victim without being detected. Booth: What? Wow. Her Forensic Anthropology professor from Northwestern.. The sex is good you don't need any help. Hodgins: That’s what Clinton said.. very close? (Angela nods) Zack: Dr. wow. not in this universe. and I'm her student. Bones: We wound up staying in. The US attorney is thinking about sending you flowers. It kinda freaks me out. well. Zack: No. Zack: I'm a pretty advanced student. Hodgins: (laughs and bumps Zack's shoulder) Burn! Angela: Where did you go to dinner last night?.
Maggie Schilling is real to me. this really is not the best approach. Booth: Oh. but you can’t break Maggie Schilling down into little pieces. only Maggie. Bones: How I feel doesn't matter. Booth: Bones. you’re saying this is my fault? Dr. Bones: I never got a B. I would have been able to resist if I was in *****. The bones in her ankles were ground together because her feet were tied. yeah I know. She was a whole person who fought to free herself. eyeball to eyeball. The idea that we are forced by convention to exchange meaningless gifts is… Angela: Yeah. the disease could contribute to that if you take it out of context.9] Bones: I don’t like Secret Santa. Bones. whose fault is this? Hodgins: Who forced me to go to the party where I drank too much and had to hide from Crystal? Angela: Who never should have cut into a bone with a drunken fool in the room? Zack: Who brought us human remains just to ditch a little paper work? Booth: Oh. Only she matters. Stires said. Booth: (shaking his head warningly at the Jury Consultant) Look. yeah. that was a Star Wars convention. The pain she suffered was real. My job doesn't depend on it. The Man in the Fallout Shelter [1. I want to make sure Bones: Cold and aloof? Jury Consultant: Try not interrupting. Brennan. Bones: Well. Booth: That's my girl. and her side. will you escort Angela to the Christmas party and make sure she doesn’t photocopy her butt? Bones: I thought that you were at the party. If you rearrange Secret Santa though. What'd give you. where they hurt. Bones: Excuse me? Jury Consultant: I've seen you testify before.
.Booth: Uh. her hip. where I wanted to be. because I don’t matter. Booth: What are those little tiny lights dancing on the ceiling? Dr. it makes you sound arrogant. Her hip was being eaten away by infection from lying on her side. These facts can’t be ignored or dismissed because you think I’m boring or obnoxious.how much have you been sharing with. 'cause the nutty professor's graded your paper. and the more she struggled. you okay? Bones: Why wouldn't I be? Booth: Oh. What I feel doesn’t matter. uh. how am I going to enjoy this party knowing that my best friend in the whole world is in the lab. with Skeletor? Bones: Who? Bones: Booth. you get Secret Satan. the professor? Bones: (indignant) None of your business. I have to ask . wait. those are minute firings of neurons on your optic nerve due to your reaction to the anti-fungal cocktail. don't front load your testimony with technical crap. that wasn’t a party. Sure. and I never will. Brennan could not resist. and her shoulder were being eaten away by infection. Goodman: For the third time. You come off as cold and aloof. Her wrists were broken from struggling against the handcuffs. so they gave her those drugs to keep her quiet. the more pain she was in. if you can’t tell. Levitt: But it's informed by it. like Dr. They gave her so much it killed her. Bones: What possible meaning could that have? Angela: I’ve already had an eggnog. Jury Consultant: Juries don't like you. Booth: I mean on the case. Are you as cold and unfeeling as you seem? Bones: I see a face on every skull. anyway? I was always happy with a B. Dr. Now. I can look at their bones and tell you how they walked. Goodman: You knew Dr. Angela: Hey. Also.
It’s a very deep pile of crap. Bones: Indications are that Christ. it’s a Christmas miracle. Dr. Goodman: Are the letters sequential or are the numbers sequential? Hodgins: Sequential. Hodgins: The Grinch is a relatively well known creation of a children’s author named Dr. They’re beautiful. it makes you wonder who was the girl. that’s… that’s deep. Bones: You came to me with information this morning. Bones: Me neither. Zack doesn’t get to see his kids. Dr. Can you imagine what it was like for her. like. Hodgins: I wasn’t the one who told you.Booth: Wow. you’re the Grinch on purpose. A cheap wedding ring sewn into his suit. Goodman: (laughs) You are stoned. Bones: I’m not really who you want to talk to about… Booth has a kid? Hodgins: You didn’t know? Bones: No. Booth: No it sounds like the truth because it’s so rational. was that a shot? Because I apologized. Bones: Anthropologically speaking. but it was to make you feel better. Hodgins: Yeah that’s good. Bones: We sorta knew that. How can you expect me to get behind that? How can you get behind that? Booth: Wow. right? But the… you know. two tickets to Paris. Bones: Still enjoying your medication. the true truth is you hate Christmas so you just spout out all these facts and you ruin it for everyone else. was born in late spring and the celebration of his birth was shifted to coincide with the pagan right of the winter solace so that early Christians weren’t persecuted. Both an eve and a day.
. Hmm? Christmas Eve Day. Agent Booth. Angela: Good idea. especially in this materialistic culture. Booth doesn’t get to see his son. a peace offering. At least I’m an accidental Grinch. Dr. Dr. Goodman: Oh. I mean. not me. we need a way to choose our Secret Santa’s. I see. That could work. (points to picture) Any idea what this is? Booth: No. Booth: You don’t seem too upset about missing Christmas. try Dr. Goodman. Goodman: Wouldn’t it be better to match complimentary people in a premeditated manner? Hodgins: I’ve got five numbers in my head and five letters. gifts are a way of asserting dominance in a group. Seuss. Dr. Hodgins: There’s no six. You tell me the number and I’ll tell you the matching letter. if he existed. Zack: I could build a random generator. Booth: What are you. Hodgins: Wow. Hodgins: Puperia showed Lionel had valley fever. whoa. Proves my point. the Christmas killer? Bones: It’s the truth. you make it very very hard for me to be nice to you. Bones: I ruin the true truth with facts? Angela: Alright. Now imagine an entire holiday devoted to self promotion. Bones: I have no idea what you’re saying to me. Booth: Bones. Zack: Six. Goodman: A through E and 1 through 5? Booth: (holds out a canister with their names written out on slips on paper in front of them) Just pick a name and if you get your own put it back in. we'll go in order oldest to youngest. Booth: You know Bones. it’s after midnight. Goodman doesn’t get to see his family. Angela: It’s all so tragic. waiting and wondering never knowing what happened? Bones: I don’t have to imagine. with all due respect.
Unless you talk to my mother. Ivy Gillespie. We’re in California. Dr. (Brennan’s office." you made the guy write sedan? Booth: C’mon. Bones: I’m an excellent driver. anyway.
. Bones: You know. I’m a deacon at my church. Booth: Fresh body bits. Your fiancé was murdered and your life was ruined but hey. Angela: I do. Which is also metaphoric. Booth looks at it) Booth: Ooh. CA. Zack: Hey. apparently Careful Lionel wasn’t so careful. Angela: You have to find the girl and tell her what you know. Bones: Of course it is. Goodman: That would be me. Booth: Marry a pregnant girl in Oklahoma in the late fifties. Angela: Pregnant in trouble? Hodgins: Ooh. The Woman at the Airport [1. Bones: You do realize there are a lot more fresh bodies then there are perfect specimens from the Iron Age? Booth: You know when you say things like that. Then I’m Lutheran. it doesn’t mean God doesn’t love me. were you being metaphoric? Zack: I decided to give it a shot. it’s just to bug me. Who’s the secret Santa now? Bones: Stop. I like to drive sometimes. sweetie. pictures. our contact out here is Special Agent Trisha Finn. Booth: Okay. at least you get to know what happened to him. we’re going to do this without touching the actual skeleton as much as possible.10] Bones: (to Zack) X-rays. I can’t just have anybody waltzing in here. Angela: I’m sorry.Dr. You have a chance here. this is a nineteen sixty-six mustang. It’s a classic and what goes better than that with the FBI? Bones: How come on the rental agreement under "model. could we just stop bringing up the whole Christ myth thing? Some people believe it is more than just a myth. I have an Iron Age warrior to authenticate. Beverly Hills. Bones: Wha… Angela. Bones: Well. Dr. (pauses) Zack. (she gets up and leaves) Booth: You just gave somebody the best Christmas gift they could ever get. when was the Iron Age? Bones: Fifteen hundred years ago. who besides you? Dr. Booth is driving a blue mustang convertible. Booth: Iron Age warrior. Booth: Okay. right? (Rodeo Drive. but it’s true. Christmas and Easter. Brennan. Don’t you see? You can give her the answer that you never got. Zack: Kid gloves? Bones: Latex should be alright. Rainman.) Bones: This car doesn’t feel very FBI-y. Bones: I can’t go to Los Angeles. Booth: Look." Angela: Don’t you wish somebody had said that to you? Bones: Yes. Goodman: Do you suppose Lionel came up here to procure an abortion? Angela: You know what? This isn’t a very Christmas Eve-type story. (laughs) That weirdo assistant of yours just made me the coolest dad in the world.) Bones: I need a receptionist. Hodgins: Although I believe organized religion is just another political movement designed to control the masses. (her voice activates the robot laying on the counter next to Booth. Bones: To say what? "Merry Christmas. She walks in and sees Booth sitting at her desk. the whole Christ myth has been built upon the derails of an unwed mother. It starts doing push-ups. I’m a rationalist empiricist all the way. Goodman: The girlfriend was in trouble. just a little more urgent. Booth: Bones. (puts his arm behind her shoulders) Look. palm trees.
Hodgins: With all due respect. he won’t know anything. Finn. 'Bred in the Bone' and she’s also…now tell me if I get this wrong…an anthropologist who works with the FBI to solve crimes? Bones: Yes. I have to talk to you. Not the ending he would have wanted." Hodgins: Pretend you're a person and say it. yet how did he die Mr. You know that. His weapons are of good quality. Dr. annoyed) Hodgins: Oh. Booth: Okay guys. there’s no bugs on him. you used to be an archaeologist. Angela: (sighs) Is it chocolate? Zack: No. Goodman: I’m an archaeologist. Now you’re describing a scene from Lord of the Rings. (cut to Brennan driving) Hodgins: Look. "I’m unable to authenticate with confidence. Angela: Then I find my interest has flagged. Brennan? Bones: How could I possibly know what you watched on television? (she sees Booth and starts to walk over to him) Booth. Boobs. correct? Hodgins: Probably not. my God. right? Me behind the wheel and you over there on the grandma side. That doesn’t happen if you equivocate. How do you juggle twin careers as a best selling author and crime fighting scientist? Bones: Well I do one. Finn: Why? If implants were stolen from him. then the other. How long ago was that? Zack: (raises hand) Sixty-five million years. Goodman: Dozen of species of pollens have been discovered from the crustaceous era. haven’t been for over a thousand years. Temperance Brennan. Pickering: Yeah. Goodman will place the reputation of the institution over everything else. if you’re actually working a real case. my God. Dr.11] Stacy: I’m Stacy Goodyear and joining me on 'Wakeup DC' is Dr. Goodman: There may be spores and pollens. Booth: Because it’s the only lead that we’ve got. or even. you run the risk of being proven wrong.Bones: I don’t know what that means. Dr. The Woman in the Car [1. Dr. Dr. and leads are great for screenplays. (Hodgins glares at him) That was a pretty good comeback. Dr. that’s correct. yet he was surrounded by family and friends. (Hodgins and Dr. Stacy: Well. She’s the author of the best selling mystery novel. Zack: Oh. Dr. Brennan. Booth: I’m always gonna drive. Addy? Zack: Looks like tuberculosis. it was definitely her. your book has sold over three hundred thousand copies. Goodman: A proud man. (Hodgins looks up at the ceiling and rolls his eyes. I use the bones of people who have been murdered or burned or blown up or eaten by animals or insects or just decomposed. Bones: I’m not above telling Deputy Director Cullen what kind of car you rented." Zack: Why would he do that? Hodgins: When you declare something authentic. Zack: I have something for you. Zack: This is the type of situation where someone says. please. I’d like to go pay a visit to Dr. Hodgins: We all know that you’re going to say. Um. a good death. Goodman: His bones bear the marks of battle. He’s old for a warrior. Dr. well used. Pickering: Didn’t I see you on television this morning. Goodman glare at each other) Zack: I have no idea what’s going on between you two right now.
. As head of the Jeffersonian. say. let’s turn our attention back to the murder victim. that’s exciting. "Oh. My findings will be congruent with the facts.
you do not pose a viable threat. You are benign. (laughs) Oh. Bones: You arrest someone really small lately? Car seat in the back. Hodgins: What was the finding? I… I still work here so… Pickering: Harmless. Addy. I will. right? Bones: How could it be her own ear? Booth: That’s what I’m saying. Zack: No you don’t. Hodgins: Harmless? I’m harmless? Pickering: Yes. lady. Bones: I don’t know how you do that. Hodgins: I am not benign. but I’ll give it to you. (chuckles) Wow. it didn’t seem legal. right? Pickering: I really don’t. You know how those things can be. We were in Fiji. Someday you will see that. including a formula that literally curdles blood! Pickering: Could we start please? Zack: Anytime. there was a fire dance. Hodgins. Pickering: What I need to do here is to establish that you are not a threat to the security of this country. I can do two things at once. Cullen: Well. Oh.(Talking about Brennan's TV interview) Bones: Okay. Bones: How could she bite off her own ear? Hodgins: Okay. Booth: You’ll change your mind. I don’t do that. I’m not harmless. Pickering: Mr. okay. at least nobody got shot. Probably cause she didn’t have a gun. I’m malignant! I’m a loaded cannon… Pickering: Thank you Dr. Hodgins: Well that’s just insulting. Booth: Install a car seat in an FBI vehicle? Bones: Bring a kid into this world knowing what you know. Pickering: If you want me to interview you. but I will only discover what we already know. I just said I don’t want any. Pickering: When was the last time you saw your husband? Angela: My husband? Pickering: Yes. Bones: No I won’t. Angela: Oh. Booth: Oh. I’ll bet Parker was an accident. what did I do wrong? Booth: Maybe next time tell a funny story. never say you don’t like children. Bones: What? Booth: It’s definitely not her ear. Booth: You know the ear you found? There’s no way it’s her own ear. Booth: You will. I require your full attention.
. so you’re telling me that my toe chewing moron cousin was appointed to a secret post in a secret part of the government you can’t tell me about so you compiled a secret dossier on me. Angela: Right. I had Parker for the weekend. Miss Montenegro. Bones: I didn’t say I don’t like children. Pickering: We don’t use the word dossier. (she walks away) Hodgins: I know things that would curdle your blood. but I’m the one who’s paranoid. right? Because his mother wouldn’t marry you? (Booth laughs and shakes his head) What? Booth: It never occurred to you that that might be a sensitive topic. you mean that actually took? Really. Bones: Well you could have gone with the very small felon story. Booth: I’m better for Parker being in the world. Bones: Ah. You know. Booth: On TV that’s the same thing.
Any other questions? Good.Zack: I’m getting a degree in Forensic Anthropology. he's not where Zack is. I’m half way through another in Engineering. Pickering: I'm from the state department. I'd check with Dr. see what they said. Four hundred and eighty volts…three hundred and fifty amps. I probably shouldn’t tell you. I’m working on it. genius level. Zack: If he's in the stratosphere. Pickering: Hypothetically. very persuasive? Zack: Merely persuasive? Pickering: Irrefutable. a little. so I mostly only take his advice on women. I'm in the ionosphere. Bones: Oh. Brennan or Angela first. Bones: Why don't we ever take my car? Booth: Do you have bullet proof vests in the trunk? Bones: No. Do you have any idea what it is like to interact with those types of people? Booth: Yeah. Pickering: Well what is your security clearance? Bones: You should check with the state department. Zack: What's his IQ? Booth: It's 163. analytically. Booth: No offense intended. we wouldn’t even be here. Pickering: Does it concern you that such adolescent thoughts are a sign of emotional retardation? Zack: I’ve been told.. Booth: Alright. Decker and his family properly. but I cannot trade my son's life. I understand that many lives outweigh the one. Pickering: Threaten you? Zack: No. I make an irrefutable argument as to why you should give me this piece of information. Hodgins but he’d say it was all part of some conspiracy.
. What are you afraid I will do? Build a race of criminal robots that will destroy the earth? Pickering: Do you have that kind of fantasy often? Zack: Very often. Pickering: What if I made a reasonable rational argument. he’s like you. He probably wouldn’t. you were right! It’s just I usually get to tell you. Zack! Zack! This guy Decker. you have a piece of information… Zack: Secret and meaningful information? Pickering: Yes. Would you do so? Zack: Not without checking with Dr.. Weeks: Have you considered that by not testifying your wife will have died in vain? Cullen: Shut it. our relationship has taken a whole new turn. Booth: Well. Bones: You just told me not to jump to a conclusion. can I bribe you to give it to me? Zack: No. He’s in the whole stratosphere IQ wise. If you people had protected Mr. Bones: No. Pickering: I beg your pardon? Zack: It's sorta secret information. Booth: The material witness for a specially convened grand jury and you lost him? Weeks: The guy's pretty smart. Booth: That's why. Pickering: I beg your pardon? Bones: I don't know your security clearance. Weeks. and the security of the country's at stake. Decker: Look. maybe Agent Booth if he would talk to me. Pickering: Can you tell me what you were doing in Cuba? Bones: Only if you tell me first. Pickering: Can you understand why that concerns us? Zack: Not really. Bones: Then that should make it easy for you.
The Superhero in the Alley [1.) Booth: Guys. Booth: I know ulna means forearm. artists are doomed to a life of loneliness because they are unable to think beyond instant gratification. are you a nerd? Booth: First of all. you know. archaeologists make good administrators because they enjoy tedium. I’ve gotta tell you. Booth: What? (laughs) It’s a mark of respect. I’m not. when I ask your names.12] Cullen: More than three cameras show up and some homicide detective kicks it up to his captain. Angela: Yeah. Hodgins: Really? I had you pegged for a graphic novel nut. Booth: Bang! And kick it down to me." Booth: I guarantee you won’t read that. Booth: Okay guys. sir. I’d say you were more like Warren. and no. where teenagers are standing around. Bones: Such as? Goodman: Such as. Goodman: Dr. Hodgins: What are you reading? Zack: I’m doing research. That’s all. Bones: Booth. Booth: What’s your name? Abigail: Blue Minnow. Blows to the parietal have sent radiating fracture lines to the mid frontal and anterior temple buttresses. Booth: Oh. I never bought all that English 101 stuff. Bones: (to Goodman) With all due respect. he has Batman number 127 featuring The Hammer of the Thor. Bones: Zack discovered some significant hairline peri fractures on the right and left ulnae. who kicks it up to the chief. Hodgins: By reading a comic book? Zack: Intensely allegorical modern myths. Zack: I never read comic books. Cullen: Booth. Goodman: All writers reveal more of themselves then they intend on their page. Booth: You know. (to Hodgins) Why? Hodgins: Star Wars. for the opportunity. Angela: Such as. (They enter the attic of a comic book store. I want the ones that your parents gave you. It’s his arms. FBI guys are hot and Angela here wants to have sex with me. I pay attention. you mean isolated with an inner secret life? No. Sometimes a river is just a river. Stargate. who kicks it to the FBI. I want this closed. you mean geek. sir. Bones: I find it hard to believe you have anything in common with Warren Granger. which I thank you. okay. this is actually a real live woman. Bones: Don’t use your charm smile on me. something you don’t see often. face and cranial vault are badly fractured. Star Trek. I don’t want to look at next Sunday's Post and read "Church kids find mystery corpse dressed for Halloween. Bones: Sweet? Booth: Ah. Battlestar Galactica… Booth: Sweet. wearing costumes. my writing for example is pure fiction. Zack: The uh. FBI remains clueless.
. Booth: Such as. I fear you reveal much more of your world view in your writing then you realize. Brennan. This is worth about three hundred bucks. okay? It’s quite normal for an American male to read comic books.
Abby’s cute in a chick geek kind of way but she’s definitely not that kind of baddy you go to the death chamber for. As far as any normal person is concerned. And then here. Booth: No. but not really. Twenty-nine opens. thirty-nine games. Bones. you do fight crime. you do have super powers. You lied to Warren Granger’s mother to make her feel better. it’s like we lead parallel lives. well in your books.. buster. me spending so much time with you. It’s not a fantasy. I didn’t think anything of it. one match I had 211 strikes out of 431 shots. your partner is a former Olympic boxer who graduated from
. Bones? Bones: Wax…popcorn…feet…deodorant. Booth: You know what that is. Booth: C’mon. Booth: That is America. well my av erage is over 200. Booth: Well. it’s pretty obvious. That seems to be your super power. Bones: So you just did what you said people don’t do. Bones: You’re just saying that to me. Bones: I won the Marshall A. Bones: You don’t really believe that. Bones: I’ll see you in the comic books. I do. give me an example. less then two opens per game. I. that he hid from life by immersing himself in a fantasy world where he fought crime and I do the same thing only I don’t have super powers.Hodgins: You’re reading Bugs Bunny. yes but it was bound to happen. You think I’m just like him. I don’t do that. Hodgins: Based on Bugs giving Daffy Duck a cigar made out of dynamite? Zack: Yeah. he explodes. Bones: So you just told her that to make her feel better? Booth: Right. Booth: Okay. I took a liberty. Bones: It’s a leap. I mean that as a compliment. (At a bowling alley) Booth: Do you smell that? Bones: Yes. if you know you. Ted: What? Booth: Thanks. Bones. Booth: My God. Sixon award for my paper on Giorgio Romanus and physiological selection." Bones: Okay. Booth: Yeah well.. The conflict is representative of the Darwinian struggle between avians and mammals for dominance. Bones: What does that mean? Booth: It means I won some bowling awards. I’ll get this back to you. man. people don’t actually do that. Zack: On the surface. though viewed through the current contextLucy: What is she talking about? Booth: She wants to know how you hurt yourself. have science. Bones: You told her that her son didn’t tell her about being sick to make her feel better. yes. Booth: Ah. I mean. Bones: You said before that Warren reminded you of me. Bones: I noticed how you held yourself the last time I was here. Ellis: Dude.. “see you in the funny pages. Booth: Mmm-hmm. but if you dig deeper the subtext becomes apparent.. Bones: Yes you do. (he escorts Bones to the exit) It’s. Bones: Well. Booth: Bones! Talk about multiple hypotheses.
and then there’s a suspected gang member. Do I get a gun? Bones: You… you can’t arm Hodgins and not me. Hodgins: Typically grave diggers are necrophiliacs looking for a little action. Bones. Booth: What is it with you people and the guns. a guy dug up the graves of all these people 'cause he wanted to make sure their bodies were still there. Booth: Okay. educational resources. The undocumented do a lot worse. Frankie Alabama. Cool. are you two running for office? Bones: Why would a gang leader cooperate? Booth: I’m going to ask him very. you guys should do that even less than normal people. Bones: That’s for those who are here legally. and then there’s Rico to deal with. the car’s got Virginia plates.Harvard and spoke six different languages. Bones is in the passenger seat. Tennessee. Booth: Great. suit up. Look. So I’m a little cranky about the whole thing. The government bankrupts itself giving tax breaks to the rich so there’s no money left to help these people with job training. Hodgins: Field work. I can lend it to you if you want. Booth: What? Bones: Well. shot at me and my partner plus you know. far short of fictional. across state lines.] Booth: (fake laughs) Okay. I just finished The Anatomy Lesson by Rembrandt.13] Bones: Why did they call in the FBI to little Salvador? Booth: Well you know. eww. Bones. and here’s the kicker. I read a book about improving work relationships. Bones: Did you hear what I said about sarcasm? [Bones and Hodgins smile at each other and give each other a high five.) I told you he was more like you than me. Angela: Um. very nicely. Booth: What is this. huh? Hodgins: Look at this. In real life .] Hodgins: I called shotgun. I find them relaxing. Villeda: What’s your problem. and Hodgins is in back. I was just using it as an excuse to make conversation and reestablish our connection. thanks a lot. health care… Booth: Just look for a garden with the plant. now he's ignoring us in two languages. Hodgins: Unless they land a job working for minimum wage that hasn’t seen a hike in eight years. you don’t say. The Woman in the Garden [1. It’s not fair to expect you to tell me everything. a bad guy got away. What does it mean to a society when the niceties are no longer observed? Bones: I like puzzles. Hodgins. There was also evidence of genetic material from a franklinia alatamaha on his shoe.
. We’re going to the Barrio. you’re coming with us. Bones: So what you’re saying is that reality falls far. They weren’t. I’m in shock. Bones. Bones: You know that book I’m reading about getting along with your coworkers. do you really want to know? Bones: No. Hodgins: In Pikeville. Booth: Yeah. Bones. Booth: I appreciate the effort. it says that sarcasm is never helpful. [Booth’s SUV. Bones: He wanted to make a difference in the world before he died. man? Booth: What’s my problem? My problem is that somebody shot at me.you got me. huh? What. NPR radio. Hodgins: Yeah. (Booth looks at her. Booth is driving. Booth: You’re kidding.
You… got into a fight with a gang banger. see.) Ortez: What. Then he grabs him by the throat and pulls out his gun.Booth: You’re kidding. cocks his gun. jerks him around and slams him into a wall. Hodgins: Am I interrupting a female moment? (Booth sees Ortez walk down the alley and he jumps out of his car. look at my eyes. (Booth punches him in the face. You’ve got nothing to prove. but you know. Booth: Well. Bones: I was uncomfortable with… You always say I’m not a cop. Hodgins: I know what I find relaxing. I thought so.) Booth: I never said anything about FBI. of course you’re in trouble. Zack: Why not? FAA stands for Federal Aviation Administration. I’ll leave first. I could have gotten something back there if you hadn’t gotten all mushy on me. Booth runs up behind him quietly.) Angela: You beat up a gang leader? Bones: Booth told you that? Angela: You did. She’s my partner. I… everything okay here? Bones: Where were you? Booth: I had something to do. Jose: I got a son. it’s okay. What nobody sees. Jose: That’s my son. Booth: Let's pretend that I'm the cop for a second. turns and takes a few steps. Bones: Are you mad at me? Booth: No. It’s my only son. This is between you and me. are you crazy? This is my neighborhood. 'cause I’ve got somewhere I have to be. Bones: More important than a funeral? Booth: I thought so at the time. (Booth uncocks his gun. (Booth gives her a look. Booth: You put a hit out on my partner? Ortez: She's not FBI. He puts the gun under his chin while he’s holding his neck. I will kill you. Angela: Interesting or horrible? Cause sometimes it’s the same thing with you.14] Bones: Plane crashes don’t belong to the FBI. if anything happens to her. nobody knows. Zack: This is the third time in a row we’ve investigated without Booth. I apologize.) Booth: Am I in trouble? Angela: You’re late for a funeral. I don’t like it. You got kids? Booth: No. relaxing. and aims it at Ortez’s head. The NTSB stands for National Transportation Safety Board. Booth: I’m going to call ICE and have you and your wife deported back to El Salvador. Booth: (to Bones) Sorry. right? Bones: What do you find relaxing? Booth: I restore vintage cars. Bones: What? Yes you do. and if anything happens to her. Now if you don’t mind. That sounds Federal to me and FBI stands for Federal Bureau… Bones: Zack. especially in a situation like that. Booth: Forget it. we keep the son. You’re right. You understand? You understand? (Ortez tries to say yeah. He stares at him for a few moments then walks away. I won’t think twice.
. I will find you and I will kill you. Come here.) Booth: Yeah. Zack: This is interesting. The Man in the Fairway [1. Then he turns around again quickly. (he cocks his gun and puts it in Ortez’s mouth) Look at my face. Booth: Everybody finds what you find relaxing.
FBI doesn’t have jurisdiction at a golf course. Goodman: The information that I’m about to tell you must not leave this room. ten million.. Bones: I do not miss you! Booth: Yeah you miss me. Bones: No he’s not. you do. Booth: Maybe he’s right. how do you know about the Chinese? (Kane ignores him and Booth snaps in his face
. you miss me. Bones: What are the odds? Zack: A crashing plane falling directly on a human being? One in. We’re elite. three bone fragments which were not on the plane. Zack: What makes this one of our cases? Ian: I beg your pardon? Zack: We’re kind of special. Hodgins: Obviously. We don’t sort though just any set of bodies. call me. Agent Booth. you know. Kane: He doesn’t know what it’s like to lose a parent. Goodman: Two communist Chinese trade attachés were on that plane when it crashed. Try the PGA. pick up the phone. Booth: (angry) You want to back down a jot there. (he leaves) Booth: You miss me. Dr. you’ve done a couple of cases without me and you miss me. Hodgins: (scoffs) Pfft. not sure how it turned into little bits yet. you mean as carry-on luggage? Bones: (to Booth) Got it. Goodman: Is there any chance those bone fragments were on the plane? Angela: What. (A security guard walks in) Guard: Dr. we’ll do lunch or something. Usually we have an FBI agent that mediates our interpersonal encounters. get out. Dr. C’mon. Booth: Well. Dr. Hodgins: I am philosophically opposed to institutional secrecy in all its forms. It’s a guy thing. little bits. Brennan. Zack: Ignoring me is Booth’s way of acknowledging my presence. or you want me to explain it again? Bones: These fragments come from a person who was hacked. Booth: Well then you better get on that. Booth: Could be. it was nicer then shooting him. Booth: Hacked to little bits? Bones: No medium sized bits. buddy? Booth: Okay. it's a murder. we shot it down. Bones: Not to mention. Next time. Bones: No I don’t. Bones: Goodman has ordered me to investigate the other extra body. Booth: Well. Booth: You know.Bones: Why? He mostly ignores you. you have a visitor. Bones: Dismemberment. Bones: You told him that so you wouldn’t have to talk to him. not me. Dr. Zack: I apologize if I've offended you. Bones: Zack misses you. Bones: He seems to think it’s a male bonding ritual. Goodman: Fine. both high ranking party men. (she walks out) Booth: You miss me.. You miss me. Booth: Zack and I don’t even talk. who does? Booth: I don’t know. Bones: I do not miss you! Booth: Say it. Bones: Well.
I guess I could. Zack: So we’re going to drop this and get back to what Dr. Angela: You mean after the Communist thing? Bones: No. Bones: We work together. Goodman told us to do in the first place? Bones: No.. Booth: Hey. honey. per say. I don’t discuss ongoing investigations. Booth: (smug) She doesn’t discuss ongoing investigations. you know. shifty eyes. Angela: Ugh. Booth: But if he could see you now. What? What? Bones: Someone on that flight might have been doing his daughter or girlfriend a favor. Hodgins: And spread over a golf course. really asking me.and puts his hand in front of Bones' face) Do not look at Dr. Zack: You want us to defy Dr. Hodgins: Femme fatal assassin. Angela: Young. Angela: I have a theory.. Booth: Subtle psychological indicators. you know. Hodgins: Oh.
. Kane: I wasn’t looking for his help. Bones: What’s that? Booth: What’s more interesting than escorts? Zack: No way! Booth: [to Brennan] The correct response would be "yes way. we are going to keep doing what we are doing behind Goodman’s back. Bones: I looked those up on the internet: body language. Hodgins: I’m in. Zack: Unregistered flight attendant. I guess if you’re uh. You really are. immediately. beautiful girl. Brennan. Kane: I’d like to think he can see me now. I do. Just leave the human stuff to me. A dead person can’t see anything. Zack: Oh. Angela: Either talk loudly enough so I can hear all the way or whisper so I can’t. group of high-powered politicos. Angela: We get it. Do both jobs. Hodgins: I’m in. okay. Yes way. Bones: Not defy. but keep one a secret. and fed into a wood chipper." Bones: Oh. Zack: Wait. you think she was the in-flight entertainment. Hodgins: I’m in. You’re a rebel. tonal quality. okay? Kane: Do you mind if I ask you how many bone fragments you found? Bones: Yes. sweat. uh. you’re so sweet. Angela: I was being your wingman. Goodman. Bones: Booth is looking over your file now. dismembered. Bones: Your father is dead. fudge it with my boss to make it look like it was attached to the Chinese plane crash thing. Zack: The victim was frozen. you know what? I don’t go poking around your bones stuff. Bones. doesn’t appear on the in flight manifest. Hodgins: That’s the spirit. Bones: Will you help? Booth: Well.
Zack: But what about our guy thing? If you’re speaking to me then does this mean I’m not on the team? Bones: I want to ask you another favor. Great. Hodgins: Which would explain why he has all those holes in him. Booth: You know. a few extra minutes. I was at the Bureau when Booth took his coffee cup. you can tell because my eyes are looking at you. it worked for him so… Bones: Yeah.Bones: I feel like kicking him. Angela: You have a date tonight. what ever happened to seeing someone across a crowded room. I’m not sorry for that. Bones: You disapprove? Booth: I said great. it works for us. Bones: I wonder if you wouldn’t mind taking a look at this. I get it. they're really into to the whole killing thing. Kane: For what? Suspecting that I killed my own father? Bones: No. We try not to do that.
. Hodgins: Should we really be involved in mob stuff? I mean. I would. can't work tonight. Two Bodies in the Lab [1. Booth: Oh jeez. Booth: That's normal after a pursuit. Bones: What? Booth: Nothing. Booth: Oh. Bones: Yeah. you know. okay. Jesse. Hodgins: With a man? Angela: You two know each other? Bones: Well. Booth: Oh. Booth: List the pertinence. Temperance. Apparently they're both the "world's greatest FBI Agent". and it’s kind of sweet. (slides the file over to him. (pinches his cheek. Bones: Are you here for a reason? Bones: Ask them to save the excrement for Hodgins. Bones: Do you want to think about it? It’s a pretty big favor. Bones: It's not a date. another favor. My mouth is aimed in your direction. there's magic. I know you don’t approve but.) Bones: I’m sorry. it's a meal. Tomorrow morning is fine. Booth: I’m proud you asked. Booth: You testing out my instincts.) Booth: The file on your parents? Yeah.15] Zack: The remains show evidence of bullet wounds. Bones: You’re back to ignoring Zack? Booth: Alright look. that old black magic gets you in its spell? Bones: There's no such thing as magic. Bones: Ah. Booth: You’d do it for me. Bones? Bones: Poking and prodding. Zack: Me? Are you talking directly to me? Booth: Yeah. eyes meeting. Bones: My reservation just got pushed by a few extra minutes. I learned from the best.
I don't know. Why does everyone find that so odd? Booth: Why? Oh. you know what? You have fun with Dick431 or whatever his handle is. I am an adult.
. Alright? I'm not leaving you alone.? Bones: What? Uh. why are you leaving us? Booth: Big strong guy like you. I will. Bones: What? Booth: Kenton is putting together everything he's got on Cugeni's disappearance. He had more questions for you at the scene. you're definitely more valuable alive. I see men. Bones: Are you two going to help or not? Angela: You know. Booth's pissed that you came here.. Booth: Let's go. 'cause I don't want to get in the way or between. David: Okay. Booth: Bones. Booth: Fine. So they're bringing your date in for interrogation. and sneak in here. Booth: Hey. huh? (punches him in the arm) You'll be able to take care of yourself. what the hell are you doing? Bones: Working. (After Bones has been in a drive-by shooting) Angela: Are you sure you don't want a drink? Zack: You know it wouldn't be difficult to someone to encode a secure data strip. (pauses) Wow. I sleep with them. I know it's hard for you to admit you're wrong about something. I'm sorry. Bones: I'm working. Booth: Look Bones. grab your coat. Booth: Don't go overboard with psychology. Booth: Bones! I'm not letting you out of my sight until I find out who is trying to kill you. hot guy who wants to save your life. Booth: God. I mean. implant it on an ID card with correct digitally encoded authentication data. Bones: Booth still doesn't approve. Bones: Good. Booth: No. I'm more concerned with your life. Bones: No. Bones: He just doesn't want to come here because he has to park in the structure. Bones: I'm probably more valuable here. Booth. Zack: (grimaces) Ow. no. Bones: Thanks. Come on. you actually have a knight in shining. Bones: Look. Did I miss something. Angela: Hey. Booth: Fine. Booth: I don't think it's a good idea for you to continue to work these cases. Hodgins: That is possible. Booth: No. I think I can handle meeting someone for dinner.Bones: With attitude. I go out with them on occasion. Bones: Yeah. It's not your thing. strong. you know what? That's cool. FBI-standard issued body armor. so cut him some slack. Bones: This is what I do.. Zack: If it's so dangerous here. but you don't even know who this guy is that you're meeting. don't get to say that a lot. Booth: Good. but I really don't care about your feelings right now. Bones: I have trekked through Tibet avoiding the Chinese army. Booth. Why? Because maybe an hour ago someone tried to kill you. Booth is a big. Hodgins: I'm doing the fecal flotation right now. but I told him to mind his own business.
. They only say I'm crazy. Booth: Oh. you know. Hollings: This is very rude. Kenton: You look like crap. Booth: Kenton is on his way over.if I have to stay here. I need a lot of keys. bloodlust. Agent Booth. it can mean either. single or gay? Kenton: Gay? Why would you say gay? Angela: Brokeback. Angela: There's no ring.. I was there. Nice place. Booth." and the other one looks like it was used in a burglary just around the corner and oh. well. Booth: Ah. Bones: Yes. I. Zack: Not yet. it's hubris. lab. Bones: I will. Kenton: Yeah. Hodgins: The concrete used to sink Cugeni is composed of class F fly ash instead of Portland cement. baby. Booth: Why are you here? Is Brennan alright? Hodgins: People never tell me I'm right. keep her close. Angela: Let's talk revenge. Bones: The cathartic release we are looking for can only be achieved when we successfully gather enough evidence to neutralize the person or persons responsible for putting Booth in that hospital.I don't even know if. Booth: I'm fine.. which is very exciting. Hodgins: Hey. how many keys do you need? Bones: Car. house. Booth: I'll sleep on the couch. Bones: Romano doesn't seem very worried. gotta ask. Bones: Don't you think I should be consulted? Booth: No. Booth: Did they gather all the evidence from the explosion? Bones: Yes. Zack: Neutralize can mean either kill or arrest. (Booth starts to sit up to get out of hospital bed. Bones: You think you're staying here with me? Booth: Yeah. Booth: Yeah. you see I do have cause. morgue.. Bones: You're sure? Bones: Yes. if you want me to.. it says "do not duplicate. You know? Bones: You got blown up. Love you.. a little bit more of this pudding and I'll be just fine. Booth: Stick with her. You see this key here is from a federal building.(Hollings is a suspect) Hollings: I'm afraid without cause or a warrant. by the way. Booth: I've been worse. Bones. You know. man. Booth: Thank you. Bones: Good word. You have to promise me that you are going to stay with him.) Hodgins: What the hell are you doing?
. They were very thorough and I was very annoying. since you did allow us into your home. (Bones holds up a large key ring) Booth: Bones.
and crying) Booth: Oh. Booth: We got to be careful.. alright. (Booth groans from his injuries) Hodgins: Maybe you shouldn't have had all that pudding. Bones: You saved my life.. you know. Okay..Booth: You're driving. I'm sorry. it shouldn't have gone down like that. I'm right here. It's all over. She's still bound. Bones: No. okay? Not everyone gets to play in a multimillion dollar lab. Angela: I'm not nervous." Oh yeah. but you don't know Charlize Theron? You know who you are? You're my grandmother. I'm coming. Hodgins: Cool. I'm scared. Booth. Agent: You can barely stand. I don't know how to talk to crazy people. I'm right here. instead I hand her over to him. alright. Hodgins: "This uh. Bones: He is a smart man. crackheads aren't that detailed oriented. Booth: Yeah. I'm going with you. it is not your fault.. Booth: I said.. building.. Maybe. Shh. huh? Booth: You know. (Booth saves Bones. with skylights. Hodgins: Maybe that nurse was right to be pissed that you were leaving. that's really specific. Give me my gun. Shh. it's okay. Hodgins: This conspiracy thing is a lot more intense when you're in the middle of it. Kenton: Booth said it was pointless to argue. unless I'm dating them. Booth. Booth: Well. It's all over. The Woman in the Tunnel [1. Hodgins: Because he is dead? Booth: Because he's dead. Hodgins: Hey. Bones.. I'm going in with you. Bones: Why does the FBI always stick their morgues in the most depressing basement they can find? Booth: Don't be such a snob.17] The Man with the Bone [1. Booth: Yeah but you know. Bones: What a pair. The people who deal with the death are viewed as freaks.. Agent: There's no we.
. maybe you could give me a ride back though. Bones. Bones: It's because as a society we feel the need to hide death away. Booth: How could it not be my fault? It was my job to protect her. Bones: You're nervous. I shouldn't. The Skull in the Desert [1. Bones: How did you get out of the hospital? Booth: Hodgins gave me a ride. I let you down.18] Booth: Welcome to the dungeon.16] Booth: (to Bones) You know Treasure of the Sierra Madre.
Bones: Alright. Bones. all for one and one for all. Bones: Would a Special Forces guy have been able to stop that? Booth: I don't know. just pretty good? Booth: Please. Dean: You good enough to take that shot. Booth: No way he's Special Ops. So this. buddy. Goodman: Ironic. they were always pirate-y to me. wire transfer into your bank for ten grand . you may have a murder problem. Dr. I'm workin'! Bones: This is a corpse. Dr.was that inheritance? Booth: You know. Booth: How much did you get for 'em? Security Guard: A couple of hundred bucks. Bones. Cullen: And then recovered by own of your own people? Booth: Dr. Bones: Correct. though. SEALS are pretty good. Goodman: Think of me as a grieving parent. Harry: Oh. uh. Goodman: 300-year-old bones stolen from our own pirate exhibit. Cullen: You got a security problem. Dr.. Booth: Yeah.19]
. I was a Ranger. Booth: Grand theft. you need a better screening process down at the museum. You're looking at eight years. Hodgins: Yeah. The pirate bones you recovered came from the Jeffersonian to start with. Booth: A Ranger. Goodman: And when I find out who did this. I was a Ranger. Dr. With skin. Guides. right? Dean: That was the Three Musketeers. Ranger? Booth: Pretty good. Goodman. Goodman: If I don't kill you. The Man in the Morgue [1. Bones! Lawyer: That's assault. they show you waterfalls. Bones: What.Cullen: Okay. you kind of got the jump on him there. Bones: Are Rangers afraid of SEALS? Booth: What? Come on. yeah it's just a lot of PR crap.. Wh-? Rangers aren't afraid of anybody. Okay? I was not a guide. before I cut this air hose. this one won't be a surprise. You ready? Rose: What? (Bones slaps him again) Lawyer: This is common assault! Charges will be laid. no more questions. Security Guard: I didn't see the harm. Bones: Well. Booth: Guy was a Navy SEAL. (Bones slaps Rose) Booth: Woah. she is good. where they were stolen again? Booth: Re-stolen. it's not like he's got a family grieving for him out there. given we contract that out to the FBI. Cullen: Who brought them back to the Jeffersonian. Bones: In stealing human remains? Security Guard: After 300 years. Bones: So? You were a guide. they sell you cookies. let me see if I get this straight. Hodgins. sir. Hodgins: Hey.
Caroline: I am doing you a favor taking this case. [In a telephone conversation] Angela: Or. sure. Detective Harding: Why? Bones: That's what we came here to ask. This is the last time and place that you want to be rational. Zack: Bail? Angela: Bail? For what?
. And prayer. she's not wisecracking. Booth: Yeah. Bones: He was trying to set me on fire. Bones: Well. No crazier than acupuncture or exorcism. easy. well. And as it stands now. Then they start living their lives like they didn't do anything wrong. Bones: Well. shouldn't you get to know your clients before you make snap judgments? Booth: We just stopped by to ask why. So. Bones: I couldn't do that without you Booth. I made bail. Bones: Don't worry. just…just arrange bail for us Caroline so we can get out of here. better still. Trained in three types of martial arts. no crazier than. Don't want to get this one mad at me. What they call spells. Caroline: Fine. no. you could forget the whole thing and come home.Booth: Voodoo. Like they didn't spend somebody else's life in order to get what they got. Booth. She just tends to be a bit literal. They throw ‘em to wood chippers. um. easy on the Catholics. okay? Let's just be wildly emotional and assume that you didn't psychotically murder a coworker who invited you over for dinner. he's probably asleep. They bury them in the desert. Bones: Why are you nice to me? Booth: Because. They think they're safe from retribution.. Booth: All right. Zack: You don't like brussel sprouts. you call miracles. huh? Bones: I really should. Bones: They believe in the same saints you do. They blow him up. Booth: Hey.. what are you? Booth: Catholic. Bones: Jesus rose from the dead after three days. [laughs] Who's gonna believe that stuff? Bones: It's a religion. Stop me when I get something wrong. I could try this case in my PJs and still get a conviction. I'm a prosecutor.That wasn't a joke. Caroline: Sure. Detective Harding: You wanna look behind me and remind yourselves why I'm a little low on sense of humor.. They toss him in the ocean. Graham? Graham? Booth: Cracker? Bones: Voodoo healing is quite effective. okay? Just.. they relax. registered marksman with the NRA. Booth: Bones! Stop. Zack. years go by. two assault charges. hey. Booth: Jesus is not a zombie! Alright? Man. You make those bastards unsafe. Booth: We don't make zombies.. Sometimes. He's been working nights. Hodgins: We both like brussel sprouts. Hodgins: A man can change. Because they think they get away with it. you know. They have priests. Bones: What? Booth: They burn their victim. you should be a little nicer to me. Caroline: Shot an unarmed man. That's why I'm nice to you. Booth: Oh. I shouldn't even have to tell you that. Bones: Wha. But as the lady cop says. hunting licenses in four states… Booth: You hunt? Bones: Only for food.
Bones: I told you. I'm healing up satisfactorily. [Booth walks out] Angela: Does that prove something? Bones: [looking at earring] Yeah.. It proves something.. Booth: We don't think so. baby! .. Bye for now. right.. Bones: Everything's fine. if it's not the widow Hastings. don't worry. how much is that one? Mortician: $7. my bones are worth more than that.21]
. you performed Amy Cullen's graft. "when your number's up. Bones: What makes you so special? Booth: (proudly) Three glasses of milk a day. Bones: In this case. I work out. Right? Bones: My mother's earring.. (they stare at each other) Booth: (laughs) Ten grand? Geez." [Murderer starts chanting voodoo spells. The murder charge won't stick. Everyone knows when a number's up. I guess. Bones: (under her breath) Yeah. correct? Doctor: Yes. here's the kickster. those who can't do. The Soldier in the Grave [1. I don't think so. Booth: How do you listen to this all day? Bones: I find intelligence soothing. Here's the kicker. to Hodgins) You in? Booth: Come on. You're cool. or I'm coming down there to get you myself. but I just do the procedure.I didn't really mean to call you "baby.20] Cullen: (to Booth) You heard the lady. Booth: (stepping in) Okay. Doctor: MD? Bones: PhD. Bones: Well. Brennan. whoa. Brennan steps forward and pokes him in the eye. OK? The next plane.. Doctor: Well." Numbers and equations are quantitative and predictable. objects have no intrinsic power. Ms. Zack: When your number's up. The Graft in the Girl [1. They do not have magical meaning or powers. Bones. [Booth shows her the missing earring he found] Where'd you get that? Booth: What does it matter? It's just a thing. Booth: Doctor Brennan. Bones: Booth. Hodgins: They put the voodoo on you. Bones: But. do research. Bones: Doctor. Booth: No. uh…magical power over your future. Booth: Bones. Murder charge? Angela: Brennan. the next plane. and I eat right. Booth: Kicker. Booth: Alright. A person's future does not depend on some thing. Everybody in? (no one answers. Things are just things.] Bones: I find very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye. you can spit into four states from where we are right now. I'm doubling down on the mortician. watch the scuff marks. Bones: (upset) Oh.000. Hodgins: Whoa. right? I never understood that saying. Booth: What? Bones: Not literally.
what are you trying to say? Hodgins: Just. cowboy. that was good. but the report says there were only six bullets. Angela: Well you have to be careful people don't go deaf.. Goodman: So you don't think we should stand up to tyrants? Hodgins: Sure.. Bones: I know. Booth: Don't tell me you're gonna trash the Duke? Bones: Wh. we'd never be able to fight. You know. Everyone hears something like that. maybe someone will listen. I run on sometimes. that's all. Look. you know. I think we live in an Orwellian nightmare due toBooth: What. Bones: You believe somehow he's still here. Bones: The M. what you did for Booth before. Heroes and villains. I know.
. The fact that they think we're the needy ones is a testament to our superiority. Booth: (impression) "I wouldn't have guessed that one.." Bones: Remember Stagecoach? (impression) "Listen. Booth: Maybe. I guess I think if I yell loud enough.E. Bones: I know you think he's a good man. Booth: It's just. marked seven entry points. Without clear distinctions like that. men aren't like us.. Just wanted to keep you company. little lady.. man. Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. Booth: Company? Bones: Yeah. paranoid ramblings? Hodgins: I'm guessing mad. I get that. Zack: I could've done better with a Crayola. Hodgins: Were you really mad before? Angela: Why? Because of your strident. Booth: You could've just stayed back there and played with your bones. Bones: Was not. Bones: I'm your partner." Booth: What was that? The Duke? That was horrible. Hodgins: Which is odd because it was all fiction that got us there in the first place. but you'd walk funny for a week. Hodgins: Look. I really am. That's. Bones: You're not such a great liar yourself. You want me to guess your weight? Bones: You do and you could lose a tooth. You know? Booth: Lousy liar. Jerry Lewis. Angela: You have to think before you speak. I'm trying to be more sociable. I'm sorry.. Hodgins: Can I at least give you some material to read? Angela: You could try. Let me be your partner. Bones: John Wayne syndrome. showing him you understood.are you kidding? I love the Duke. You don't. watching? Booth: Yeah. I've been waitin' for the press to do that for three years now. Bones: Why? I can say anything to you without thinking about it first.Goodman: It's difficult knowing Kent will never play again.. Hodgins: I know we don't see eye to eye on a lot of stuff. Bones: Now you're a mind reader. Makes the war so real. Angela. because. politically. it's another case. That was like. They're much more fragile and needy. Angela: Yeah. that's enough for me.. Bones: It's a necessary psychology of warfare.
Bones: I know. Angela: I'm not talking about that. Let's go. I was driving by. But when I look at him. (Booth shows up at Bones' door with Chinese) Bones: It's after midnight. Booth: I don't know what you're fighting for. I don't know what else I can do.22] Bones: (to Dr. she's. If you sign off on these tissue markers." Booth: So are you two. Angela: As a friend. How about your girlfriend. uh. chop.. Booth: How 'bout this for an amusing.. that doctor? Booth: Nah. Is that a problem? Booth: Yeah. With each shot. Goodman) The last time I read from photocopies. "See ya later. we all die a little bit. Booth: No. Booth: Photocopy in the file. you know. It failed. (Booth enters) Booth: I need the room.. "get lost. that whole "friends with benefits" thing. Bones: This is hard for Booth. Bones. Bones: Maybe I can write him a note. The last time the defense lawyer told the jury that IBooth: It was a play.that's not happening. rhyming. I thought you might like some Wong Foo's. Angela: Well.. alligator. we all die a little bit. Fuller. I'm talking about being there for him."
. Angela can finish the facial reconstruction. She's just my partner.. He's idealistic. Bones: You saw my lights from the road? Booth: That is correct. sort of. Brennan. I'm. Booth: (walks in) Ready? Chop. It's my findings. I can be very articulate on paper. Zack: The whole lab? For what? Hodgins: It's a cop way of saying. Booth: I've done some things.. No. Bones: I tell Booth we're on the same side.? David: Yeah. Bones: No. you don't. that's.Hank: You never talked to anybody about it? You've got to. no. I saw the lights.. Angela: I do. Booth: You know. linguistic meme. but it sure as hell wasn't my country. the defense lawyer told the jury I was winging it. buttercup" is an amusing. Bones: Why did you say "buttercup"? Zack: "What's up.. Bones: Ange. Angela: This totally freaked her out. I'm not the one who's disillusioning him. Bones: What's up? Zack: Buttercup. I. Bones: Yeah. Booth: Well. (points to skull) This is the latest Jane Doe from Limbo. rhyming linguini. guys. Bones: I can't find my original notes. it's nice to know somebody that wants to keep honor and responsibility alive. Bones: But it's okay. Zack: My theory: caffeine intolerance. The Woman in Limbo [1. Knowing when a simple touch is enough.
. she was embarrassed. Bones: If you keep bringing Chinese food in the middle of the night. Booth: There's a story here we don't know yet. Why are you still here? Zack: We're all here..
. Bones: No.. Booth: Yes. we'll find out. I couldn't sleep. he is just. No one's leaving until we figure out what happened to your mother. dart. Bones: It's unlikely. I am. I specialize in identif.. especially disappointed love. I'm always right. you're not.22) Bones.. maybe? (in a crowded Evidence Processing warehouse) Booth: Guys! Everyone! (whistles) I need the space! Now! FBI Tech: What? Now? Booth: Yeah. (he pulls her in) It's okay. If this guy moves. .. Booth: . in identifying people when nobody knows who they are.22 in the small of his back.Russ: You're a cop. I'm gonna put his face in the paper. Hey. Shh.. I'm a Forensic Anthropologist.. listen. Bones: Like what? Booth: Bones. My father was a science teacher. read her book and not me? You know. Bones: (breaking down) I work at the Jeffersonian Institution. It's gonna be alright. will you put the gun down. Booth: If they don't cooperate. everybody! Bones: Twice in two days.. Now. and this is the truth.. Russ: Same old Tempe: never met a rule worth breaking. Zack: I don't actually have a tranquilizer gun. Hodgins: We decided to tell you the truth. maybe because there was just too much of me in the story. Oh. I'm Dr. Someone caring where I am all the time.. (leaves) Angela: You know what? Sometimes... Temperance Brennan. (she starts crying) My brother. Angela: Which one is that? Hodgins: It looks like an espresso machine. uh. Brennan. FBI Tech: Take five.. I have a brother. we're both gonna get fat. to. Booth: And crooks. Booth: You know who recognizes cops? Russ: Other cops.. Booth: Alright.. or something.22. Hodgins: I used the laser scanning confocal microscope. Bones: (to Angela) I miss that. shoot him with a tranquilizer.. Bones: Same old Russ: on parole. you know. maybe. You think? May. in identifying. Bones: Wouldn't you get in trouble for that? Booth: Well. Zack: Dr. Booth: Bones! Bones! You up there? Angela: Hate is easier to deal with than love. (notices Bones is aiming the . whew! Bones: Three. I know. Booth: (to Angela) Why do you think that Bones asked her boyfriend.. is it morning? Bones: No. My mother was a bookkeeper. Booth: Maybe we'll get lucky and match the weapon he used on your mother... "don't know" means it's a mystery. Zack. Booth: I know who you are.
Bones: To what we're becoming. two daughters. McVicker: (to Bones) I need to speak to you alone. He sees the dedication: "This book is to my partner and friend. Booth: Nice. (he looks at Bones) Girls are nice. Booth: Not before? Bones: No. Bones: Booth. Russ: You have a boy? Booth: Yeah. we'll still ruin his day. Special Agent Seeley Booth. One is. Booth: I let you drive.like. Russ: Whoever the hell we are. Booth: Forget it. it's alright.
.Booth: In that case. Bones: It's alright. The second one is. say. Booth: No. uh. you attack her and I'll drill you through the forehead. Booth: Can I read your book? Bones: After it comes out. Booth: To us.) Russ: The woman I'm seeing. a hiccup. you score a private chat. Bones: Why are you letting me drive? Booth: It's your reward. Booth: (to McVicker) You got two ways to look at this. (he looks at Bones' book. she's got. McVicker: How could I possibly attack her? Booth: I'll decide what is and isn't an attack .