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Bones: I read, walked on the beach, chilled... Booth: You chilled? In Darfur? You chilled in Darfur? Bones: What's with the siren? And why are you driving like a maniac? Cam: Why are you still here, Dr. Brennan? Bones: Because I'm not a coroner, and I don't work for you? Cam: You got that half right. Bones: One minute she's holding a severed arm, the next, she's hitting on you. Booth: No, she wasn't hitting on me. Bones: Do you see a skull? Booth: Hey Bones, I'm not looking for a skull. Booth: Oh, homicide! That makes it my case. Cam: One of them's a senator. Bones: That makes a difference? Booth: Facts of life, Bones. Angela: They have a past. Hodgins: Cam and the senator? Angela: Cam and Booth. Look how she touches his arm when he laughs. Hodgins: You touch my arm when I laugh. Angela: No, no. You touch me. It's a big difference. Bones: More like a... (she makes an upward throwing motion) Booth and Zack: Basketball. Zach: You're saying "dude" way too much. Hodgins: This is Warren Lynch. Bones and Zack: Who's Warren Lynch? Cam: Hey, Hodge-Podge, all engines reverse. First we identify beyond a shadow of a doubt, then we get paranoid. Hodgins: Cool. As long as paranoia's on the schedule somewhere. Bones: "Zackaroni"? Zack: Cam noticed that I eat macaroni and cheese every day for lunch. Bones: Every single day? Zack: Yup. Hodgins: It's a... very interesting case. Brennan identified skeletal remains as her mother's. Killed by a blow to the head. Initial suspect was her father, but in the end we arrested a pig farmer hitman in the Witness Protection Program, added wrinkle, butCam: Dr. Hodgins? You're chattering me to death because you're hoping I'll forget you called me a "wanktard". Hodgins: It's a... made up word. No meaning. Booth: That's motive for murder. Bones: How is losing money a motive? Booth: "Casu Consulto." What does that mean? Bones: "Accidentally on purpose." Booth: Why do you know things like this?
Bones: That wouldn't happen." you know. a little. Booth: Mmm-hmm. Bones: She wants to authorize all experiments. and the time you dropped a dead monkey down the elevator shaft. Cam: How'd I do? (she leaves) Zack: I think she did quite well. Hodgins: . yeah. Cam: Your encouragement does not signify my authorization. we made him out of calcium phosphate and hydroxyapatite. She knows what fentanyl is.well. she nods) Cam: Why wasn't I told about this? Bones: I encourage independent inquiry. and the jury laughs. Bones: Warren Lynch suffered declining bone mass. Bones: Tell me that's not a real skeleton...and SPAM. Bones: "Task oriented" is a euphemism for "lacking overall perspective. Zack and Hodgins.. No! . and everything we get from the Jeffersonian is framed as "goofy science. And Cam. Booth: And they got this with SPAM? Bones: Yeah... . Booth: Spam? Bones: There were Mason jars in the backseat. Am I clear? Bones: Not at all. Zack: No. no. Zackaroni? Booth: Zackaroni? Zack: You shouldn't call me Zackaroni. And I'm from New York. intended to break when the train hit. that was to show. Like. they do an experiment with fake bones in SPAM. (Bones nods and leaves) Booth: What's that? Hodgins: It's like a common domestic container. a jar? Bones: Anything new. Angela: That's one of a gajillion examples! Bones: You could tell me the other gajillion minus one. you know." so it's confusing. Why can't we just say. (Hodgins looks to Bones for approval. Ricky... which means that I will take New York action. bent out of shape. Booth: Nothing says "junkie" like your gonad's axis. I will take action." but your tone says "bad. Bones: Yeah." Angela: Oh. I take your point.. from a bunch of squints with no connection to the real world. really. Yeah. due to long-term abuse of his hypothalamic pituitary gonadal axis.. Cam: If it happens again. Booth: Oh! Like a jar.. I knew that the moment I said it. SPAM.. Booth: Oh.. Zack: I'm from Michigan.Hodgins: It's 70% amorphous silicon dioxide. Bones: What's that? Zack: This reminds me of when you interviewed me to be your grad student. Bones: What is your SPAM fixation? Booth: Defense lawyer hears "SPAM. she got all. Cam: Turn this off. Booth: Great. Cam: Gas chromatography shows there's also fentanyl in the heroin. okay.? Bones: No. when's my birthday? Bones: I can get the computer to remind me about birthdays." he makes a joke. Bones: Okay. your words say "good.
forget about where the words are aimed. Booth: Because it's basically herding cats.. . Booth: Yeah.(Booth is on the phone) Bones: You know. and you're a dog person. Booth: Dogs.. Bones: You know.because they're dead. Bones doesn't intimidate. By your old sweetheart.. Booth: You're human remains. is that I remember them. (points to himself) Cam: God. Cam: Dogs herd cats. Booth: You know. if drugs were legalized. Angela: Hey.. Angela says that you and Cam had a sexual relationship. you just. but. It's dangerous. right? (Booth laughs) Hey. Bones: She's dead. where'd you find her? Booth: Museum. and this is the face that goes with it. Booth: Fine. don't do that. He's also very good. to connect. to Bones) Could it be the wrong skull? Bones: Zack doesn't make that kind of mistake. Cam: This is not Warren Lynch. Booth: Gotta ask.. forget it. (to Bones) Wildly out of line. Bones: I feel I should alert you.. but none seem to get across the drawbridge to the princess I know waits within. they could be dispensed from clean.. just so you know that. quit telling Bones who you think I've slept with. words come out. gone from this world. and. Zack provided a skull. she hasn't made a decision yet. There's an additive in this heroin that causes overdoses. I tried to initiate conversation about the drug war. Not in alleyways by criminals. . You know what. but what I'm really saying is. As in.. the ego! Cam: Finds me intimidating. Bones: They can't hear you. Bones: Well. talk to the headstone? What do you say? Booth: It looks like I'm talking to the headstone... (pause. Booth: Have you seen the way she stares at human remains before she makes a decision? Cam: Yes. Bones: We wait? For how long? Booth: However long it takes.. Angela: We could both get fired.. Cam: How accurate is this thing? Bones: It's not the machine that's accurate. controlled outlets by trained personnel. Booth: Did you take this job because of. Bones: Dead. And she's good. what do we do while we wait? Booth: This is a stakeout. We converse. What I say.. safe. Booth: Yeah. Booth: You know. When you. it's Angela. I intimidate people. right. Dealer: Hey. Bones: Don't you have to read him his rights before you strangle him? Bones: You shouldn't swallow heroin. Does that affect your view of her? Booth: (phone) Patch me though.. Bones leans over and taps Booth's shoulder) Bones: Excuse me? I'm curious. Cam: You so do not. Bones: Well. Booth: (aside. Booth: My mouth moves.
Lynch woke up and gave a statement incriminating him. Bones. Hodgins: And put one in a coma. Bones: That NC-lots of A's. Brennan: Does she think I'm new at this? Cam: All I hear is blah. you can really be snotty sometimes. Bones: Never understood the idea of bringing flowers. Booth: People can be more than one thing. Bones: The part of you with a big gambling problem must love this idea.. national championship ring? Turco: And . Bones: Booth. Kay? See how it feels. That's the reason you didn't get Cam's job.Bones: Good people don't have other people murdered. Booth: Right there. Cam: But you put my people on the stand as expert witnesses and that's a sure thing. (he takes the dolphin out of the evidence bag) Bones: You're tainting evidence. Booth: See. great idea. The Mother and Child in the Bay [2. (he gets up and leaves. Angela: He killed three people. Bones: That does not make him a good man. It's evidence of something else. so it doesn't count. With her dolphin belt buckle that reminded her of you because you both loved dolphins. Mmmhmm. Booth: Ooh. Bones. Ruth Keenan. blah. outside) Bones: Do that lying thing! Booth: Could you be more specific? Bones: Tell him. Bones: Tell him Lynch said something that only Lynch could say. Booth: Because he loves your mother. and not by her real name. Something that can't be tainted. did I murder the junkie? Booth: No.3] . Bones. except for the "only Lynch could say it" part. Booth: (hands her a bouquet) Just for once. Booth: It's not that kind of evidence. Bones: My father was here.wait. Zack: Yeah. blah. Good people don't even know how. the woman that you knew as your mother. you buried your mother as Christine Brennan. grieves her loss. you father buried your mother in a pair of new shoes in a cemetery. and he came here to talk to her..2] Booth: It's amazing Bones. do what people do. The Boy in the Shroud [2. Angela and Hodgins: Not Zack. Booth: Well. Bones said you probably found him dead. Cam: The last place I worked we had a drunk sketch artist. That tells me who you are. Booth: Turco knows the lying thing. but Lynch deserves to be in a coma.
5] Brennan: And if you’re not helpless then why did you sleep with her? Booth: Oh I really don’t recall saying that I did! Brennan: Well you didn’t have to. Angela: This is my bo-ho rocker. Brennan: It's nothing to be ashamed of Booth. I can't even take care of plants. take-a-deep-breath-and-pout look. Zach Addy: I'm not used to bodies looking so much like actual human beings. Don't doubt it for a second. Brennan: Where's the siren on this thing? Zach Addy: Perhaps the point isn't that German is a different language. and sex is very highly ranked. Bones: thats alot to ask for a little conversation. The Truth in the Lye [2. you lose us all. party of 2. Brennan: I hurt you a little bit. but that's only because you ran. Hodgins: My uncle Preston wants to be buried standing up without a casket. . I have a process! Brennan: How can I take care of a pig. Booth: I'm with Bones. Booth: you have kids and then we'll talk.4] Brennan: I always wanted a pig. Humans act upon a hierarchy of needs. Booth: Oh you didn't and we weren't. Hodgins: Tension.Booth: Holy mother of God. All the way. Angela: If you lose Brennan. but that it's actually a different language. Cam. I might as well have walked in on you having sex. artist. Hodgins: I can't just guess. I could hear it in your voice. mid-week. Hodgins: These crossed hammers prove that Epps is working for the top level of the illuminati. Booth: The squints would flee the Jeffersonian like the French army. It's an anthropological inevitability. The Blonde in the Game [2.
What way do I look? Booth: Well. it's emotional.6] Cam: It's a bluff. Judge Ramos will confess to save her own son. a midget stripper? Brennan: I miss organic chemistry class.. it's just. Brennan: I don't understand. you're structured. Brennan: Shouldn't we do something? Booth: You kidding? Hodgins being abducted by men in black? It's a dream come true. Anytime. The Woman in the Sand [2. of course. Brennan: As are you.. and I'm in it! Not only am I in it.. Booth: So you think if we frame Antonio. um. Booth: Well. some place deep inside people really know what's important. Bones. I mean. very well..just because of the way you look. Cam: What mother wouldn't? Booth: Bones? Brennan: No.. Beauty as self-esteem...7] Hodgins: What is she.Booth: Thank you Bones.. Brennan: It's hard to believe when you see women trying to disguise or change themselves. and although I don't know what a twit is... it's... Booth: Or having Hodgins call the FAA with a fake terrorism tip. No! Cam: It's no different than lying to a criminal to get a confession. you know.I'm the big.. now suddenly there's a line? Cam: There's a loop.8] Hodgins: You've never fought? Never thrown a punch? Zach: Never saw the logic of it.. Cops do it all the time. Zach: I miss my first microscope. Booth: I miss normal people. I never understood that.. I really appreciate you boiling me down to your anthropological inevitabilities Brennan: Sure.curvy part. some of those kids actually had a good time. The Girl in Suite 2103 [2.. Booth: You know. I think. Cam: He did what? Booth: Oh what.. Hodgins: What if I called you a scrawny twit who couldn't hold a conversation with a 10-year-old? Zach: I don't have much in common with a 10-year-old. Booth: What? People ate stale donuts? Brennan: Objectification of women. you wouldn't. its anger! Zach: I don't get angry.. Those were good times. I like to think that. Brennan: This is what happened when Rome fell. The Girl with the Curl [2. Brennan: That girl in pink could really dance but then again Nero could really play the fiddle. Booth: You know. it's not rational. . you know. Hodgins: It's not about logic. you know someone who looks like you wouldn't. people. Brennan: Why? Booth: Well.
Angela: Mmm. [Zach punches Jack in his face] Hodgins: [smiles] Dude! Zach: It's not what you think. but I'm still gonna help you.9] Vega: You know what. Brennan: We have water. Cam: They'll fire you. The Grave Digger is not God. Hodgins: Dude. Aliens in a Spaceship [2. striking you merely seemed to be the most practical way to get you to be quiet and focus on work . Brennan: Aluminum? Hodgins: The Brits say Al-yu-mini-um.but I didn't realize how much it would hurt. I'd really appreciate if you didn't say things like that. Angela: You compete to be King of the Lab? [Hodgins notices her for the first time and becomes embarrassed] Hodgins: [scoffs] No. FBI standard ops. Hodgins: Aluminum. 'cause I really don't want to get struck by lightning. they won't work. but it sounds. [Booth nods in reluctant agreement] Hodgins: If you haven't figured out the stun gun. I am thin and do lack muscular definition. a . right? Booth: Yes. Thanks. One less reason to wear a suit.objectively. Brennan: Has it occurred to you that God is a lot like the Grave Digger? Booth: [absently] What? What?! Brennan: He lays down the rules. British. make some sacrifices and are delivered or you don't and you end up in hell. ibuprofen. then I am this week's King of the Lab. Booth: You know. then it's almost as though He doesn't care how it works out. You know you like that. my mini kit. Cam: You can fantasize about pulling out your gun and shooting everyone on stage. you're a Vulcan and a dull Vulcan at that. Grave Digger operates outside statistics. that's cool. Booth: Eh. because God doesn't make mistakes. [Vega and Janine get up and leave] Brennan: You were kind of mean to them. Hodgins: Nice punch though. two cell phones with no batteries. Zach: Thank you. well. Cam: We'll go to a musical. 'cause I found something huge. if you want to stop what we're doing. because I want this bastard caught. Booth: Talking and singing and talking and dancing and more singing? You know. Bones. Booth: Yeah. I don't know. Either you do as He says. towels. Hodgins: You got pissed! Zach: No. [he crosses himself] Booth: It was a mistake. no way to question Him or negotiate. And my dissertation will be finished by the end of the month. just say so. Putting testicles on the outside didn't seem like such a great idea. dislike me as much as you want. Angela: You're going to pay the ransom.
Jack: What? Angela: When you open your eyes. See. you know... You were pumped full of drugs. Jack: He's out there. You really should be lying down. alright? You're a woman. We're gonna start tomorrow.... I never had a relationship like this. I'm. I'll be there. Angela: Could you please look at me? You were buried alive. so it's a win-win. plus the bit of bumper sticker that Brennan found in my leg.. pumped me full of antibiotics.digital camera with a backup battery.. I'm good to go. Jack: I can't sleep. of course not. Hodgins: [smiling good-naturedly] Well. Hodgins: Hey. Angela...10] Hodgins: Anyone else feeling tingly. I would have done it just before we set off the explosion. Okay? I promise you. maybe we could. Brennan: Did I mention Cam? Booth: I just didn't want it to get weird. I'm not.. we can read to each other if we get bored. So... but not really. running out of air.. I don't know why I didn't tell you about Cam. Jack: They packed me. Brennan: [smiles as she holds up a book] And a copy of my novel. I brought you this. Brennan: No. Booth: Look.. Hodgins: And if we're buried more than four feet deep? Brennan: Then the concussion will turn our brains to jelly.... You stole crutches.. [pause] Jack: You know I'm good for that crutch money. I have to catch him.. and. No. if I close my eyes. Then you should come home with me. Angela: I thought they gave you something for that. essentially. except you're not. they let me go home.. so. [Sitting together in a church pew] Brennan: If I were going to pray. which I had to pay for. Angela. Hodgins: That one's a laser pointer. Angela: Okay. you know. Brennan: That would mean that to me. Cause essentially. I'm afraid that. and I'm a man. If I can figure out the exact alloy of aluminum. a handful of pens. then maybe I could. All of us together. Should I feel odd about wanting to hang out with Will? Booth: No. uh. together all the time. Jack: No. Bones.. You were operated on without an anesthetic. Angela: I came to visit you at the hospital. I . then we can run for Congress. I mean. if there was a God. Angela: No they didn't... a guy. which there isn't Booth: Shhh! Do you see where we are?! The Headless Witch in the Woods [2.. You left without being discharged. Brennan: Weird? Booth: We're partners. (Booth looks at her) Yeah. I'm gonna be back in that car. you're a guy. Booth: And you didn't? Brennan: No. He buries people alive. Angela: We're gonna catch him. I guess.. Dished me up and gave me painkillers. or is it just me? Zach: My palms perspired profusely during that film. Jack: Yeah? Angela: Yeah.. a woman. when I open them. where we were like two guys.. Booth. like me. you are. Brennan: You're very touchy lately. buried. [Holds up a toy teddy bear] Jack: They..
if you don't mind. he left public service.. Booth: Come on. he joins Brennan in her office] Bones: I sure know how to pick 'em. (He pulls her up out of her chair) Bones: Wha. I'd prefer not to be a woman. Bones: I spend half my time with a sniper-trained FBI Agent. no contest. our perceptions are always colored by what we hope. Booth: Shocker.. Booth: I told you. happy and safe] Judas on a Pole [2. Take it.. isn't it? Hodgins: Oh man. I hope so. Booth: What was with Zach back there? Bones: Defending his dissertation.. he touches her on the shoulder to turn her around. Booth: Let me show ya. I think these are what's left of his intestines. Let me show ya. he ain't gonna be nervous. don't I? Booth: Well. (to committee) I'm sorry. no.. (she laughs at her own joke) Cam: This is going to turn out to be some freaky. she hesitates. You can start fresh tomorrow and I've got (she holds out her keys) cold beer in the fridge. Brennan: I'm merely trying to follow your reasoning. don't drink the Moroccan beer. no. Booth: Come on. "you and your sister are in danger. ya know. I can read bones. they don't like me. Booth: Is he gonna make it? Bones: No.can see that. Booth: Well. Bones: I'm afraid my best isn't good enough. real life murder and mutilation versus academic clap trap. uh.) Booth: Hey. We do the best we can. I feel safe. Russ: He said.. Booth smiles thoughtfully and Brennan looks relieved. Went up like a Roman candle . Booth: Six months without a break in the case. He's very dead. it tastes like earwax. Booth: (enters) No. Let's go. no offense. Booth: No. Ten times better. you know. come on. Booth: You know what. what we fear. ok? It's a guy hug. what we love. Bones? You're not alone. (he pulls her up out of the chair) Bones: What? I'm in the middle of something. Zach! How's it going? Zach: So far.. Bones. Bones: It's a long drive.. He makes. Booth: Oh. you know. Bones: Every FBI Agent in the country is looking for my father. [Booth has arrested Will. you had no trouble seeing through me. Booth: You're my partner.. let's go. hey. maybe he's trying to scare us off. [smiles at her and she smiles back] Bones: It's a good thing I like being alone. no. not people. We've got a body. what? Why do I always feel like you're abducting me? Bones: His place is much better than yours.. . Okay? [Brennan has turned her back to Booth. weird ritualistic thing.11] (Zach is defending his thesis in front of Bones and other board members when Booth walks in. more money than I. last step before he gets his Doctorate. then turns to him] Bones: Booth. Booth. Booth: (sees Bones trying to open a locked door with a credit card) What are ya doin'? Bones: I've been practicing some of the black ops stuff you taught me. [they embrace tightly." and he hung up.
Bones: You must be annoyed. baby. My boss' boss' boss. (hits Bones' shoulder with a fist 3 times. might as well let him listen. Booth: Okay. removed from the body. Zach: The bullets themselves. Bones: And didn't tell you? Booth: They're part of the conspiracy.. my dad's a career criminal. Apparently in our culture. Just because he says Russ is in danger. (pats Bones' shoulder with open hand 3 times) Zach: Not like this. polymer. Perhaps he simply needed help getting to his feet like this.god.. Booth: Then don't go home. Bones: You mean inappropriately? Zach: I read a book on body language.. Father Coulter: Your father loves you. Booth: Ya know.seemed to think so.. lead. it conveys doubt. of course. Booth: (to himself) Well. when an older male lays an open hand on a younger male. (pats Bones' shoulder with open hand 3 times) Zach: Not like this. I'll take a stand-up crook over a crooked cop any day of the week. This is a conspiracy. (pushes down on Zach's shoulder 3 times) Father Coulter: It's private message. the two guys standing behind me . Russ.. Zach: Dr. it's just . too. Booth: Let's keep it that way.) Russ: She's just gonna tell Agent Booth anyway. who else knows about this? Hodgins: Us and you. it conveys approval.with the guns .Bones: You know. Grayson went like this. Booth: Yeah. I get killed on the way home. but Hodgins found some very small fragments Hodgins: Copper.Father Coulter tries to close the door on Booth. Ya know what? I am.. that's it. Grayson touched me with an open hand on the shoulder. Hodgins: I've seen this movie. Booth: (takes the credit card) Let me show you how it's done. Got no wheels. doesn't mean it's the truth. Dr. (hits Bones' shoulder with a fist 3 times) Zach: Like this. I got my own gun. okay? (he kicks the door open) Bones: I wouldn't let anyone else call you a loser. Hodgins: (laughs. Cam: Guys. Bones. Booth: You know what hurts the most? They took the car. then stops abruptly) You serious? Russ: Who's that? Booth: Deputy Director Kirby. Bones: Is that part of Dad's message? Father Coulter: That's a personal observation. What we're dealing with here is that Booth won't be working with us anymore. Grayson is elderly and arthritic. What makes you think you're allowed? Russ: I love you... why did they have to take the company car? Zach: I assume the only way Booth can get his car back... Bones looks annoyed) Bones: Dr. Bones: Can they do that? Just kick you out without any warning? Booth: Well. Bones: Come to my office. (they all follow her in . But if he bumps younger male with a closed fist. would be to solve the case on his own and .
. I'm your gun. Booth: Nah. we are all of us. here (he holds up handcuffs and puts them on the table) have these.12] (Angela and Brennan in her office talking about Epps) Angela: How do you deal with the fear? Brennan: I have this. (she does. It's pretty big. Not when it's open season on Brennans. I can't let you guys do that. that's like movie huge. I said. Zach: The diner. keep her from gettin' killed. Bones: No. no. Woah. right? Bigger than the one you have. Bones: Anyone that wants to help Booth. Bones. I'm just. Listen to me. Booth: No. . Booth: Well. Dr. Booth: What? Why? Does that mean something? The Man in the Cell [2. you hang onto 'em. Addy. Zach: I like the diner! Bones: You know. Booth: Oh. I gotta find Bones. Booth: Caroline. I'm just one of those people who doesn't get to be in a family. dude. Max: I'm sorry. (Angela chuckles reading the subtext) Booth: Excuse me. alright? New division of labor: I shoot 'em. mmhmm. no. Bones: Both! Bones: I wish you wouldn't keep letting me hug you when I get scared. (takes out huge gun from her purse) Angela: Oh my God! That thing is huge.. Learn from it and grow. hey.) Cam: (to Zach) Jurors have to take you seriously. Booth: No.. That'sBooth: (he puts his finger under her chin. We'll call it even.that we'd help. I get scared and I'll hug you. If you find somebody that you can trust. Anywhere you wanna go. not my squints. Max: (to Booth about Bones) You take care of her. Booth: Hey. Angela: Anywhere. Hodgins: Truth hurts. she can't be going places without me. Do me a favor and pat Zach on the shoulder with an open hand. wow. you have to pick one. Remember that. lifting her head) Listen. you look like a weekend fill-in at a college radio station. followed by everyone else. Booth: (incredulously) The mall? Brennan: Yeah. Booth smiles. Angela: Lunch is on me. you know. Booth. it's not the size that matters. you cuff 'em. It's how you use it. raise their hands. he's your squints. Booth: Would that be the one world where you're mad at me for trying to catch your father or the other world where you actually want him caught? Bones: Neither. You want equipment. your squints. Bones: Either! Booth: Oh. You got me. and frankly. (Booth enters the office) Booth: Where the hell did you get that? Brennan: The mall. There's more than one kind of family.. No. Booth: Why are you mad at me? Bones: (sighs) I need a gun. you don't.
I don't see any kids.. better be worth dying for. Angela:If you do have one. Hodgins: That's right.13] Booth: I can't hear a thing! Ice Cream Man: The kids love the music! Brennan: Well. Angela: Hey. are you sure it was a powder? Zack: (Insistently) Yes. Flight number? .Thanks. Hodgins: (His face suddenly lights up) I'm not angry with you anymore! The Girl in the Gator [2.. Booth: The point is that you shouldn't have a gun in the first place. it had to be a gas. to Hodgins) Did you really call me the heart of the operation? Hodgins: Yeah. Angela: (about the newspaper article.Brennan: Well. You try and stop me again. ... [to Brennan] Okay! We're all set. I think size is pretty important. Angela: Right... Ice Cream Man: The music attracts them! Booth: Look. Hodgins: No particles on her clothing. Hodgins: Yeah? Angela: (nods) Short men have better leverage. Zack: What about the glass parts still left in the head. Hodgins: I can't find any traces of powder on Cam's clothing. Booth: (to Hodgins and Zack) I am walking out of here. I'll shoot both of you! (Booth walks out as Zack begins his search) Zack: Uuughh. Hodgins: What? Zack: I really need him to come back.. Hodgins: (Yells) Booth! (to Zack) Whatever you got.. I can't hear anything because of this insane music! [fires two shots into Ice Cream Clown] Ice Cream Man: YOU SHOT MY CLOWN! Booth: [into phone] Okay. Hodgins: It had to be a gas. Yeah. I think you're just the right height. Booth: You're not helping. This does seem like a private conversation. Booth: Nah. bigger is always better.. that's before you called me short. Zack: It wasn't. Zack: Did you search electro statically? Hodgins: Yes. Zack: I'm feeling uncomfortable. and because there are no particles. it was an ice cream truck. Zack: .. Brennan: That was not good. and I should be with Angela. (Impatiently) Zack.are we having an argument? Hodgins: Of course Zack: Why? Hodgins: Because Cam's dying. Zack called you short. Zack: If it were a gas I'd be in the hospital with Cam.on the clothing. Angela: "Step away please?" Just because you have your doctorate now doesn't mean I won't use you as a swizzle stick.
did it? Girl: We met so many guys. You know. Booth: Hey. gets brutally murdered after confiscating a couple pounds of heroin from one of his kids. great. Dr. works with at-risk youth. Sully: I'm guessing she doesn't. Brennan: You know. Wyatt: Why do you answer the phone knowing it'll make me walk away? Hodgins: I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a pornado. Wyatt: But shooting a clown is not a quiet rebellion. Wyatt: Ah. discovers freedom and fulfillment with an artist who knows how to cry and make love like an animal. Monte: Man.14] Dr. Booth: Ah.. Brennan: Keep your eyes open for a metal screw threaded thingy. Monte: Okay. you walk away? Dr. sometimes I think he had the right idea. Booth: Well. anthropologically speaking. Doc. quite literally.Dr. aren't you? I mean. The Bodies in the Book [2. you follow a very ancient tradition. the clown didn't return fire. Wyatt: Well. You know how it is.. Dr. Booth: Okay. Shooting a clown is. I have a dead rich guy.. he jumped over that balcony because of her. the music was bothering me. The Man in the Mansion [2. why is it that every time I answer the phone. Woman finds her power.Wyatt: You are fit for physical labor. deafening. Wyatt: Why don't we talk about the case you're working on at the moment? Booth: Why? Dr. I might be able to help. for kicks you read. Hodgins: So. Wyatt: Interesting that the first word you used to describe him is "rich". sex books. . Cam: Feminist trash. The first description was dead. Dr. Wyatt: You have a good reason for firing on it? Booth: Yeah. [chuckles] Y'know. Dr. entrepreneur? Brennan: Pimp. you have to spend all day with her? Sully: Yeah. leaves her oppressive husband. I am trained as a forensic psychologist. second. Hodgins: So. an actual woman. fine. You should try it sometime.15] Angela: Testosterone spill on Aisle 4..
but lived to see another day? Rapstar. and they're working to get their bones together here. Wyatt. Someone really needs to throw a telethon for you. my heart belongs to another.18] Cop: And when we dug up the cement Brennan: No. Brennan: What exactly do you have to contend with on the job that I don't? Booth: You. we need you to do it with her. Zack: Probably the bouncing. Wyatt) Dr. . it's really too bad they never actually met. It's a genuine handicap. The Killer in the Concrete [2.of dealing with them. William Chang and Li-Ling Fan. that's a real important distinction to make at this juncture. Booth: Yeah. Bones. (Turns to Angela) Does that count as whimsy? Angela: Well.17] Booth: Don't knock therapy.Cam: Pretty much. Wyatt: [stammering] Well. Seeley Booth: . you're handicapped. Wyatt has helped me realize there are certain pressures that build up on the job. Are you one of those priests who smack schoolchildren with rulers? Father Donlan: [icily] That's not allowed anymore. Addy. Angela: Ever think that their spirits actually did meet.I could but unfortunately. Well.. Dr. Zack. Cam: (regarding the crabs that had eaten away most of the victim's face) Opportunistic little bastards. The Priest in the Churchyard [2. Cam: (To Zack) The mortician's lawyer advised him to clam up. and I need creative ways Brennan: [interjecting] We do everything together. Hodgins: Shot. Angela: (Looking at both skeletons and their pictures) Wow. stabbed. (turns to Zack) we should find out who poisoned the victim and arrest him for murder. but more than that. Zach: (To Father Donlan) I'm Dr. flying mail-order husband. Cam: Because they're deceased? Angela: Yeah. they are exactly the same level of hotness. Angela: (talking about the two skeletons) I am going to draw them a wedding picture. You don't have to contend with you. that's concrete. The Boneless Bride in the River [2. yeah. the Changs now say that the twenty-five thousand dollars was used to pay off a family debt. ok? Dr. Brennan: (To Lorraine) Do we take this. Angela: She was ill and he was ill. they kind of go together. or do we need to serve a warrant on God? Booth: (Grabs the chalice) Brennan: (Trying to get Angela examined by Dr. Cement is an ingredient in concrete. Cam: Okay.. in the physical plane? Cam: You mean like we're "possessed" into doing their bidding? Angela: (sighs) You know what you people lack? Whimsy. Cam: Which is zero.16] Zack: Positive ID on both sets of remains. you do that. because they're skeletons.
So. Cam: Old? Bones: There's an alternate explanation. Aliens don't wear loafers. Booth: Send me an email. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. "equivalent to a general" Sanborn? Booth: The telescope is pointed up at the planet Pluto. (she's unresponsive) Right. Cam: Why do you know that? Zack: My knowledge is vast. Booth: Hundred and thirty what? Bones: Years. . Angela: I can't fight or shoot a gun but I can spit with great accuracy.20] (Booth and Bones looking at splattered body parts) Booth: Mmm. I want to say "anomalous. I have been a wonderful influence on you. Cam: Why did I ask? Bones: I bet if you told the agency you were going to identify Colonel Howard to the press. cementhead.. Brennan: Concretehead. Can I see some ID please? Booth: Well. It has a nicer ring.." Zack: I'd put him at a hundred and thirty. yeah. Zack: I can run through the math if you'd like.19] This ep did not go to air as it involved murder on a university campus shortly after the Virgina Tech shootings. Hodgins: Pluto's no longer a planet.. Booth: Hey. what do you think? Dead? Booth: So we're gonna go with the theory that this was once human? Bones: I've never read about an alien encounter in which the aliens wore loafers. It was demoted. sure. Cam: Even if they want to pass unnoticed amongst us? Booth: Before taking us over? Hodgins: Oh. Booth: Yeah.Hodgins: Waffle-soled shoes and a track suit. Bones: This is. Booth: Angela did a facial reconstruction of this cementhead. you mean? Booth: No. Nina: Excuse me. Cam: You know who wears track suits? Zach: Athletes? Cam: No. Spaceman in a Crater [2. they'd be a little more cooperative. people. Booth: How much do you wanna bet Hodgins has? Hodgins: This guy is wearing loafers. excuse me. Oh. You know. Player Under Pressure [2.. this is harassment. Cam: Then that's the one we should go with. Here you go." but I'm going to go with "weird. huge tubs of lard or retired people.
.forget the violin. Booth: Do it again! Booth: Go all out this time. Hodgins: What's the deal on proposing to. right? Booth: Yeah. Bones. Hodgins: So it's a combination of human and alien technology. Booth: Makes you feel small. no. Cam: Don't say that to Booth. I ran a check on STC.. Brennan: What's that? Booth: They wear tin little hats. Don't you be coming around to boil me in the middle of the night. . Bones: It was truly amazing. because the universe is so big. schizophrenics? Zack: These bones are as human as you are. if you only knew how irony-packed that is. Zack: Why? Cam: Because he doesn't believe in coincidences. Hodgins: If they existed. probably to keep aliens from controlling their minds. Bones: Did you ever get drunk together? James: What? Booth: What my partner is trying to ask. Cam: No it's not. Hodgins: Did you do it by the book? Booth: Mm-hmm. right? With the dinner and the gettin' down on one knee.. The one time I did it. Maybe everybody. Well. is if you two were buddies. Hodgins: How about a light saber? Zack: No. the violin. It's a joke. Did you go out and have drink and exchange confidence? Bones: Yes. Cam: The foil hat squad funds this guy? Booth is gonna love that. Booth: You had a little bit too much fun. Bones: Somebody's lying to us. Brennan: Oh. doesn't it? Bones: Because the picture's so big? Booth: No.Hodgins: Can I ask you a question? Booth: Yeah. Hodgins: Oh. a woman? Booth: Oh! Hodgins: I mean. Booth: You asked Angela to marry you? Hodgins: Apparently I didn't do it right. They're part of the 'Tinfoil Hat Squad'. Zack. what is the absolute proper way to do it? Booth: I don't know. you know. that's what I asked. We were waiting for the stick to turn blue or not to turn blue and I realized I wanted to marry her if the stick was blue or not. okay? Booth: Hey. Cam: Why not just have the visitors toss him into the sun? Hodgins: That is a good question. The victim would've been completely dismembered. Those can cut through any known substance. I got shot down flat...
And you. wait a minute. My life is so much better since weAngela: Oh my god. Bones: See. speaking of marriage. Hodgins is gonna propose to Angela tonight. Angela: I'm sorry. Hodgins: What? Angela: Are you breaking up with me? Hodgins: Why would I get you all dressed up for dinner just to break up? Hodgins: You know. then I'm. Hodgins: You are an upsetting woman. Booth: You're done with Angela? Hodgins: (definitively) No. Hodgins: Whoa. hey.Booth: You know what else I can tell just by looking at you? You smell great. Booth: And I can't tell the difference between coral and bone. Hodgins: No more. But. Cam: What is it? Hodgins: Ah ha. Angela. Cam: I don't even want to think about your pillow talk with Angela. Booth: What's that in American? Booth: Because the warrant includes anything that is in plain sight.21] Hodgins: It's not like we get a human light bulb in here everyday. Bones: "Plane" sight. you are the most amazing woman I have ever met. I can't tell that stuff. Hodgins: I am madly in love with you. Booth: Talk to me squints. The two sweetest words I know. I had this all laid out in my head. Zack: You cannot see smell. Booth: Okay squint squad. Booth: Try not to mention that to Angela. I'm just gonna have to deal with it. Booth: Did you eat yet? Bones: I said I'd wait. I'm done. Please. but I haven't found a written confession yet. Hey. he shot a clown once. unidentified particulates. Go ahead. Zack: The blade was moving at a velocity of approximately a hundred and sixteen meters per second. Why wasn't Abby killed too? Cam: (inspecting the murder scene) Funny. I fell in love with a free spirit. Angela: Mm-hmm. so I guess we make a great pair. why does she look like a human glow stick? Hodgins: I am not a party trick! Cam: Re-hydrates dried tissues and stops static cling. The Glowing Bones in the Old Stone House [2. . Get it? It's a pun. as close to English as possible. Hodgins: I don't understand. Bones: I guess right now it looks to me like marriage is having someone who will slap your enemies and then toss their dead bodies out of airplanes. and if getting married makes her feel trapped or something. Brennan: I'd back down if I were you.
22] Brennan: "I would like to marry you. this is all becoming so clear now! Booth: (laughs) Not really. man. Bones. because you'd have a life together. Bones. I'm on my way. Hodgins: You put on that macho front. hand over the ring. but inside you understand! Booth: I don't understand. . (Hodgins lets go) It's so much easier just to fight and shoot guns. then why not get married. [to Hodgins] Well if there's no bachelor party what do you want me to do? Hodgins: Stand there. (his phone rings. Hodgins: Means a lot. Hodgins: But Angela doesn't.. Hodgins: After you asked and she said no. I did not drive Rebecca away. Hodgins: No bachelor party. Abby just (Hodgins hugs Booth) woke up. we're going! Stargazer in a Puddle [2.Booth: Right. Let me think about that Brennan: No. Okay. I'm just trying to catch a murderer. Most guys. not secure enough to admit that. knowing that you get it. Booth: You know. Hodgins: I. it wouldn't matter if you were married or not. Are you joking? Booth: [on the phone with Hodgins] You know you didn't give me much time to put a bachelor party together. would it. but you seem to have gone way past that. Booth: Whoa." Booth: Kind of sudden. I need you to figure out what that stuff is. she's awake. Hodgins: Because then we wouldn't be able to be together.. Hodgins: That which the mind can't grasp. We both agreed that it wasn't right. Why? Billy Gibbons: Always play it in the key of G Demolished. Booth: All right. it'sHodgins: But if it had been right. Brennan: I'm the maid of honor.don't know what that means. see. excellent okay who's the maid of honor? Hodgins: No idea but most of Angela's friends are really hot. this whole ceramic stuff is making more sense to me. you don't want to get married anymore. you know. Booth: Nice.. Booth: Great. That's what Angela [Booth starts to laugh] told Hodgins. Booth: I have a headache. Booth: Well. So. tongue kiss the maid of honor at the reception when people clink glasses. Booth. he answers) Booth.. And I don't want to drive her away like you did with Rebecca. Hodgins: Sure I do. Brennan: Is that Hodgins? Booth: Yeah he wants me to be his best man. when you say it like that. Yeah. make a toast.