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Ice Age Script
Why not call it the Big Chill or the Nippy era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an ice age? Because of all the ice. Well, things just got a little chillier. Help. Help. Come on, kids, let's go. The traffic's movin'. But, but, but, Dad. No buts. You can play extinction later. OK. Come on, guys. So, where's Eddie? He said he was on the verge of an evolutionary breakthrough. Really? I'm flying. Some breakthrough. - Look out. - You're going the wrong way. Crazy mammoth. Do the world a favor. Move your issues off the road. If my trunk was that small, I wouldn't draw attention to myself, pal. Give me a break. We've been waddlin' all day. Go ahead. Follow the crowd. It'll be quieter when you're gone. Come on. If he wants to freeze to death, let him. I'm up. I'm up. Rise and shine, everybody. Huh? Zak? Marshall? Bertie? Uncle Fungus? Where is everybody? Come on, guys, we're gonna miss the migration. They left without me. They do this every year. Why? Doesn't anyone love me? Isn't there anyone who cares about Sid the Sloth? All right, I'll just go by myself. Sick. Wide body, curb it next time. Oh, jeez. Yuck. I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens. Frank, where did you ever...? - Go ahead. Dig in. - A dandelion. - I thought the frost wiped 'em all out. - All but one. It makes me so... I wanna... Yuck.
that was a bluff. .Carl. OK. Whoa. .That's OK. He ruined our salad. you losers. Mr Big." Now? Now. Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill him? I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.Get off me. Delicious.Shut up. Here. What is this? Pine cones. . A dandelion.. lead the way. huh? . What do you say we head south together? Great. then. OK. You're a very shrewd mammal. No. A dandelion? We did it.No. Let me. . the crowds . Wait a minute. We'll just take our furry piòata and go. . seriously. Oh. You overgrown weasel.Manfred? Yuck.Wow. If it's not them today. No. That's right. Jump on my back and relax the whole way. That was my mistake. Didn't get the name. You take one step and you're dead.Easy. You probably didn't even know what I'm talkin' about. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.who needs it? Isn't this great? You and me. I can take it from here. isn't it? "Bon appétit. My mistake. OK? We'll break your neck so you don't feel a thing. . it's someone else tomorrow.Any of this a-ringin' a bell? .Manfred. I wanna live. . . two bachelors knockin' about in the wild. Well.I guess not. .Don't let them impale me. buddy? What a mess. . Frank. we make a great team.. Wait. You know what I'm sayin'. .Just pretend that I'm not here. . . I'd rather it not be today. OK.Save it for a mammal that cares. my goodness. .Yeah.. They're my favorite.I'm a mammal that cares. you have some. you just want a bodyguard so you don't become somebody's side dish. Yummo.I wanted to hit him at full speed. . . migration instincts. really? . Tasty. . Bye.Get off my face. no. . . Must be the last one of the season. We'll have some fun with him. if either of you make it across that sinkhole in front of ya. let me take care of this.You were bluffing. aren't you going south? The change of seasons.This has definitely not been my day. But don't let me hog them all up. you get the sloth. You rhinos have tiny brains. The heat. Wait till we get down there. . you're makin' a scene..An excellent point. That's good eating.Come on. No offense. Did you know that? It's just a fact. Yeah.You have beautiful eyes. Thanks for the help. Get him. That south thing is way overrated.
" If you find a mate. OK.. But with my little stick and my highly evolved brain. Diego.. In your case. won't we? Think I saw a spark. We attack at dawn.You're a big guy. who needs 'em. so you've got issues. "If you have an extra mating dance. There's plenty of Sid to go around. Now. and. at least pick a female with the same color pelt. It had better be alive. Fall back.Isn't it nice he'll be joining us for breakfast? . Can we trust you with that. I see.It wouldn't be breakfast without him. grateful. They just kinda migrated without me. . Manny.. I want it to be fresh. We'll see if brains triumph over brawn tonight. . I shall create fire. Manny. ol' pal? Isn't there someone else you can annoy? Friends? Family? Poisonous reptiles? My family abandoned me. Nobody falls asleep that fast.I think mating for life is stupid. . Manny? . Any chance I could squeeze in there with you. Diego? Let's go. She picked a hair off my shoulder and says. Manny the..That's your shelter? . Fascinating. Look at the cute little baby. Phew. Especially since his daddy wiped out half our pack and wears our skin to keep warm.I want that baby. You lost it? . You'd better. We'll go up to Half Peak." I thought "Whoa. . We'll talk more in the morning. There's Diego. You got a lotta wood.. don't you think? Let's show him what happens when he messes with sabers. . You won't even know I'm here. I'll just zip the lip. She's gonna go praying mantis on me. covered their tracks.I'm a little guy. you should be loyal.I lost it over the falls. bring me that baby alive.. You should see what they did last year. And.How about Manny the Moody Mammoth? Or Manny the Melancholy. Diego. Stop following me. went through water so I'd lose their scent. you're tired. unless you want to serve as a replacement.Where's the baby? . Meet us there. An eye for an eye. Diego. Manfred? Manfred? Could you scooch over a drop? Come on.I'll get it.You got half a stick. If I'm gonna enjoy my revenge. anyway? So what about you? You have family? OK. . . .Now get away from me. They woke up early and tied my hands and feet and they gagged me with a field mouse. Alert the troops. I'm wiped out.
Let's get this straight. and I'm not your friend. But when you're ready to talk. .I didn't say that. It's all this fur. But you can't leave him here. Manny. They left. . I mean. . There never was a "we".OK. you're wastin' your time. I'm sorry to interrupt your snack. You can't even take care of yourself. Do you know that? This is cake. do you? I'm a sloth. Look. friend. I gotta see. There is no "us".Manfred. I'm gonna die. so you eat too much. Nice try. I'll return you. that pink thing belongs to us.Fine. we don't. I'm fine. Don't you have some poor animal to disembowel? They couldn't be far. You were thinkin' it. In fact. wait. they went this way. Don't spear me.No. That's my tracking.Callin' me a liar? . are you forgetting something? .Manny. It's hard to get fat on a vegan diet. or this way? You don't know much about tracking. wait. you have fat hair. We don't need that meany-weeny mammoth. that's good. but leave me alone after that. . . yeah. I see. You didn't miss them by much. It's still green.Look who it is.Listen very carefully: I'm not going. wait.No.I'm trying to get rid of the last thing I saved. Look. there's smoke. be ajerk. . Thanks for the advice. I'll take care of him. . . eat a leaf.We should make sure they found him. This.Good idea. You're an embarrassment to nature. . . Manfred. Can't have one of your own. . . do we? No. . What's your problem? . It makes me look poofy. That's his herd right up the hill. There is no "we".That pink thing is mine. so you want to adopt. .Now what? That's perfect. OK. All right.But you just saved him. The baby? Please. . . no.This is a problem.Manny? Look at that. I'm here. I don't like this cat. No. Fine.Just up the hill.I told you they were gone. "Us"? You two are a bit of an odd couple. there wouldn't even be a "you". Actually. but we gotta go. I'm not fat. He's OK. Oh. Wait. . . What are you doin'? Just drop it on the ledge. . . If you're lookin' for the humans.We should return him. I think you're stressed. I'll help you bring it to its herd.Name's Diego. bucktooth. Now beat it. They headed north two hours ago. I was returning him to his herd.You are my problem. . without me. I'm fine. I see a tree. She's gone.Yeah. . He reads minds. deal.
"pick him up.Why else? . . where does it go? .I bet he's hungry. where I can see you.Not you.I've eaten things that complained less. And when that day comes.Put it down. . Where is the baby? There he is. You're scarin' him. .Someone should lick it. Give me the baby. Coming through. It's your choice. Poor tigey-wigey. or go get lost in a blizzard.. pal. We're returning it to the humans. Check for poop. Sid. The sooner we find the humans. Über-tracker. I'm gonna slip. Unless you know how to track. It's clean. Up front. I suggest you watch your back.Why am I the poop-checker? . Turn him towards me.Enough..Humans are disgusting. .. .It's still green. So. .Stop wavin' that thing around. . too. . You won't always have Jumbo around to protect you. The big.Returning him was your idea. You don't need this aggravation.Glacier Pass. I can't take it anymore.I'd love some. Sid. my goodness. cos I'll be chewin' on it. Stop it.I just know where the humans are going. . . .Watch out. . tigey-wigey is gonna lead the way. .So? So if he poops. .How about some milk? . Got ya! Will you cut it out? Do that again. you hold it. I ain't exactly lactating right now. . Jeez. can I talk to you for a second? No. Just in case. Where is the baby? There he is. put him down.Its nose is dry. You gotta make it stop. And you're just a good citizen helpin' out? . .He won't stop squirming. I mean. bad tigey-wigey gets left behind. The baby. and I'll pummel you if you don't.Watch its head. . Look out. Here..That means something's wrong with it. ." .Now. It's makin' me feel better too. . Here's your little bundle of joy.He's wearing one of those baby thingies. Manny. you can give that baby to me. Which should be. . tomorrow. like. and the baby. I can track humans down a lot faster than you. He likes it.I'll do it. the sooner I get rid of Mr Stinky Drool-Face. . Help me. you're small and insignificant. Everybody knows they have a settlement on the other side.OK. you'll never reach them before snow closes the pass.You're a little low on the food chain to. you. They headed north two hours ago.
. . but I've been told I don't know. Right. Sid.Get away from me. Food.Slice me.. Intruder. all right.The melon. Bedtime. got it. All right. Can we have our melon back? Junior's hungry and.I'm workin' here. .What are you two doin' here? .Intruders. the melon... I don't know. I was trying to relax.Doom on you.Soto's getting tired of waiting.I was talking to you.. but I've been told End of the world be mighty cold End of the world be mighty cold Prepare for the Ice age! Protect the dodo way of life! Survival separates the dodos from the beasts! Protect the dodo way of life! Prepare for the Ice age! .. you will definitely. Right. Retrieve the melon. you waste of fur. left. I'm so full. Oy...Frustrated. The triumphant return. got it.If you do.I've heard of these crackpots.. . . a mammoth. Doom on you. No. don't fall in.Don't got it.The melon. then doom on you. And tell him I'm bringing." I have a message for Soto.Intruders. Now we gotta find more food. You want a piece of me? Spoils worthy of such a noble. he said "Come back with the baby. The last melon. Sid? .. . So you got three melons? If you weren't smart enough to plan ahead. or don't come back at all. Fine. Oh. I'll tuck myself in. Yeah. . left. Tell him I'm bringing the baby.He's asleep. There goes our last female.Left..burn and die... enough. Doom on you. How about a good-night kiss for your big buddy.? . .Got it. no.. This is our private stockpile for the Ice age. It'll be the last thing you ever do. .Look at that. . that. enough. What ho? A foe? Come on. right.Ice age? . the melon. Now to find a meal befitting a conquering hero. Huh? Oh. squirt. more to the right.Now.What the. Subarctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion years. right.Enough. . Doom on you. attack. No way. Tae kwon dodos.. Diego? Tracking down helpless infants too difficult for you? . come on. . .. . . . Will you stop it? All right. . . . Dinner and a show. good night.
You have a cruel sense of humor. What's so threatening about you? Does this look like a petting zoo to you? Huh? OK. I always say. pumpkin. I need him.Thanks. Mr Great Tracker. He's not much to look at.So I just snatched him. no. . . I'll give you that. What am I? The wet nurse? What are you lookin' at. Positively adorable. Those ladies. and I'm leading him to Half Peak.Manfred has him. You think that's funny? How about this? You'll be a little snack for the owls. wise guy.A good-lookin' guy like you? . A tiger. no. suddenly he moves like a cheetah. You're gonna grow into a great predator. well. I need him. he needed me. Manny. We'll need the whole pack to bring this mammoth down. What have you got? You got a little patch of fur. This one does.Carl.Where've you been hiding? . Can't even find a sloth. seriously. No. bone bag? Look at you. Hi. You're folds of skin wrapped in mush. . Alas. Sexy. No fangs. no claws. Now. Hello. Manny. And that tiger. Yeah.You say that.So brave. they don't stand a chance. you know. Sabers were closing in on him. Look at all that meat. . Help..Mammoths never travel alone.Easy. please. You're a pal.. Get everyone ready. Thank goodness. Just put me in your mouth. Tell me about it. . Hurry up. No. It's so ugly. You're a brave little squirt. little baldy bean. Let's get him.You lost it? Sid.The poor kid. All the sensitive ones get eaten. He got me. . .Don't let me cramp your style..Where'd you find it? .. Come on. I'm begging you. but you don't mean it. All right.Where's the baby? . huh? So. . Not yet. Hello. Cute kid. Thank goodness. Manny. Really? I find that attractive in a male. You just keep marinating and I'll be right back. Pretty tail walks by.. well. Who wouldn't want a family. ladies.. as I was saying. . all alone in the wild.Where's the baby? .Yeah. Hey. . and I only wish I had one of my own. . Look at you.A mammoth? . You just earned a time-out.. . where were we? . ladies. too. What's the matter with you? Excuse me. Yeah.Without Pinky. Manny. . No. I don't think so. Help. So. ladies. Frank. but it's so hard to find a family guy.
Pack. Pack of wolves? Pack of.No. Great news.. Hey. stamp. I don't care who started it. I hate breaking their hearts like that. Thanks for waiting. thanks.Are you threatening me? . Manny.He started it. Carl.. And Diego. Guys. No. . Diego. spit that out. But you know how it is.Pack of lies. Carnivores have all the fun.Fine. wait up.. Ask him directions. Pack of troubles.Thought you were gonna.What do you mean. you could be a free mammoth. It'll never last. Hiya.It went this way. . Wait a minute. You can put me down now. He's dead all right. . . Sid. . Modern architecture.Help. the tiger found a shortcut. I know exactly where we are. Manny. No. . I found a shortcut. one. Three.Move. Pack of flying fish. OK.Pachyderm? . I know what a shortcut is. Sid. sloth! Way to go. I never get tired of peekaboo. Then I suggest you take the shortcut. thanks. Or a nanny. Hi. Boy. Pack of long teeth and claws. Manny. shortcut? ... . two. Either we beat the humans to Glacier Pass or we take the long way and miss 'em. Buddy. Were you? Come on. Pack of birds.I don't eatjunk food. You don't know where it's been. Guys. First word. . OK. Can you wait a second. Stamp. I thought you were gonna eat me. Gosh.Get away from me. Stomp. . no. Guys. Manny.. All right. Let me try.I don't need directions. I thought we were in a hurry. Pack of bears? Pack of fleas? Pack of whiskers? Pack of noses? . . Through there? What do you take me for? This time tomorrow. . Pack a wallop. please? Fellas. You see any humans go by here? I love this game. Sure is faithful. Over here.I mean faster than the long way around. I'll ask him..You're lost. Wait up. For a second there. I thought you were gonna. Come on. The tiger beat us to him. . tiger. I love this game. I'll finish it. come on. I choose life. Three words. Check this out. Good one.Don't make me reach back.. .
Will you keep up.Ignore him. OK. Well. .Come on. Next stop. . . Sure. look. little fella? You're almost home..Look. Who's up for round two? Tell the kid to be more careful. OK. .. Would you look at that.I wish I could jump like that. stick together. Seriously. You look out for each other.every time your body does something? . say something. you OK? Come on. . .Why did you do that? You could have died. I would if you were moving. this fat one looks just like you. Captain. Hey. What? What? I can't hear you. but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen. And he's got a family. You're standing on my trunk. . please? Hard enough to keep track of one baby. .Quick. . . Tell me that was your stomach. Manny. iceberg ahead. Yeah.. Look. Guys? A fish. Look. . move faster. Manny.Do we need a news flash . hey. let's play tag. It's easy to get lost in here.Have you noticed the river of lava? Hold Pinky. OK. . Get inside.. I'm sure it was just thunder. From underground? Come on.Shut up. You're it. Anything.You're OK. Have you ever noticed? . Manny. Sid. have baby mammoths. That's what mammoths are supposed to do. Glacier Pass. it's OK. I vote shortcut. No. where are the sloths? You never see any sloths. . Manny. the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope. . Guys.Sid. My feet are really hot. The tiger actually did it. Look. he's playing with his kid...Come on.Wish granted.My feet are sweating.Somebody pinch me. I gotcha. .How could I ever have doubted you? . trying to save me. keep up with me.Sid.With their teeth. See? That's your problem. no. thanks. You're OK.Did you hear that.Find a she-mmoth. it's OK. Manny. OK. come on. Oh. That's what you do in a herd. There's Half Peak. . . And he's happy. a mammoth. I don't know about you guys.But. .What? . Tigers.
. . you little biped.I'll put the white meat in one pile and. Next. No one touches the mammoth until I get that baby. . Lord of the Flame. And who do you think he'll hunt? Maybe because we save him. From now on you'll have to refer to me as Sid. he's a good guy. Come here. What's your daddy gonna say if you go back all stinky? Let me just clean that up. but extremely juicy. no. And when you three have it trapped. come on. no. no. Look at that. I'll slice its hindquarters into sections. Diego.I forgot how to laugh. you little wormy-worm.Why not? If we save him. no. This way. the shoulders. I'm starving. Cut off its retreat. Our little guy is growing up. no. First.. OK. . .I'm putting sloths on the map. what do you think? .I can't wait to get my claws in that mammoth. I'm a genius. I'll go for the throat. Let's get you all cleaned up. little fella. no. Go to him. No.I think he's starting to look like me. . your tail's on fire. Mammoths don't go down easy.Three miles. Yeah. lumpy. First.. We'll get there in the morning. Keep practicin'.. . you have to force it into a corner.Save your energy. All right. you little knucklehead. .What are you doin'? . You know. good night.I told you to knock it off. Good job. Come to Uncle Sid.Maybe we shouldn't do this.You clean up nice. we gotta get this kid outta the wind. and maybe he'll grow fur and a long skinny neck and call you Mama. he'll be a hunter. Come here. . Look at this..Perfect. no. Look at that big pushover. Lord of "Touch Me and You're Dead". A little bit here. Thank you.How much further? . That looks good. Well. Sleep time. No. No. There's only one way to do it. he is. he won't hunt us. Manny's. . . Guys. .Knock it off. I've never had a friend who would risk his life for me. Occasionally tough. Diego. Lord of the Flame. I'm just kiddin'. Why don't you make it realistic and draw him lying down? And make him rounder. I don't believe it. go to him. Yeah. From now on. Lovebirds. This way. I'm beat. I'm gonna call you Diego. Yeah.
You gotta be strong. Diego.What are you doing? . I'm sorry I set you up.Then what are you waiting for? No.Stay close. Sid. He's the one to surprise. You want to maul something. .What? . we're still a team.I'm sorry.I was to get the baby. baby! Sorry. There he is. Diego. . . let's bring this mammoth down.Get down. I see the sloth. Tell him he's going to be OK.Leave the mammoth alone. You're out of the herd. Hello. Backscratcher. . Knock it off. Diego. Fine. Don't give away your positions until you see the mammoth. We can fight our way out. Not yet. follow me.What? . . The pack's too strong. Very nice. I was beginning to worry about you. . . . what do you say? Come on. Come on.What's goin' on? At the bottom of Half Peak. Trust you? Why in the world would we trust you? Because I'm your only chance. I'm freezing my tail off. I don't think so.. That's right. I'll take you down first.It was my job. You have to take care of Manfred and Sid. And he's got the baby. come on. We did it. .I'm too lazy to hold a grudge. In about two minutes you'll be satisfying your taste for revenge.You brought us home for dinner.. You frozen back there? . Surprise! OK. I said wait for the mammoth. . No. . squirt. .What's your problem? . "ambush"? . ladies. Yeah. We were some team.Look who decided to show up. huh? Were? Come on. Come on. I'll carry you.Nothing. don't you? . . Manny. . Get him..That's it. No need to worry. Where's the baby? Survival of the fittest. fellas. I can help you. you're not.Diego.What do you mean. You're a tiger. there's an ambush waiting for you. you can lick this. Look. but then. We'll pick up Sid and get outta here while we can. Come on.You set us up.Get down and follow me.Listen. You have to trust me. You can't. He got a little frostbite. Especially Sid. You know me .I wanna maul. Slalom! Slalom. Eat my powder! Loop-de-loop. . Let's go.
Bye. I gotta save whatever dignity I've got left.Pick me up. .This whole Ice age thing is getting old. partner. .Sid. Where's the baby? Come on. Special help by SergeiK . . I could kiss ya.You're OK. Goodbye. Goodbye. This is gonna be the best migration ever. let's head south. Welcome back. That's what you do in a herd. . baby. You're OK.Yeah. Either way. Goodbye. Sid.Nine lives. You know what I could go for? Global warming. Diego? You're OK. . Save your breath. You're hanging out with us. Or not mush.. Wanna lift? No thanks. I'll take that lift. You know humans can't talk. really. you'll never catch them. Bye.Bye. climb aboard.Keep dreamin'. Dignity's got nothing to do with it. That's right. You didn't have to do that. I turn brown when the fungus in my fur dries.No. . buddy.Attractive. Don't forget about us. Sid. ... . Mush. . you have to leave me here. If those humans get through the pass.. .Listen. I'll show you my favorite watering holes. OK? We won't forget about you.
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