Alligators in the Pool ====================== A CEO throwing a party takes his executives on a tour of his opulent mansion.

In the back of the property, the CEO has the largest swimming pool any of them has ever seen. The huge pool, however, is filled with hungry alligators. The CEO says to his executives "I think an executive should be measured by coura ge. Courage is what made me CEO. So this is my challenge to each of you: if anyo ne has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through those alligators, and make it to the other side, I will give that person anything they desire. My job, my money, my house, anything!" Everyone laughs at the outrageous offer and proceeds to follow the CEO on the to ur of the estate. Suddenly, they hear a loud splash. Everyone turns around and s ees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool, swimming for his life. He dod ges the alligators left and right and makes it to the edge of the pool with seco nds to spare. He pulls himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes. The flabbergasted CEO approaches the CFO and says, "You are amazing. I've never seen anything like it in my life. You are brave beyond measure and anything I ow n is yours. Tell me what I can do for you. The CFO, panting for breath, looks up and says, "You can tell me who the hell pu shed me in the pool!"

Catch a Rabbit ============== The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, in cluding the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Ok ay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Zoo Job ======= One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo keeper explains to the mime that the

but the lion is quick and pounces. He begins to notice that the people are paying more attention to the lion in the cage next to his. Finally. and his salary keeps going up. but the crowd lov es it. has died suddenly and the keeper fears that attendance at the zoo will fall off. The mime accepts. the crowds grow larger. Not wanting to lose the attention of his audience. He can sleep all he wants. The mime is so scared that he be gins to run round and round the cage with the lion close behind. However.zoo's most popular attraction. Well. and dangles from the t op to the lion's cage. he climbs to the top of his cage. At the end of the day the zoo keeper comes and gives the mime a raise for being such a good attraction. So the next morning the mime puts on the gorilla suit and enters the cage before the crowd comes. this goes on for some time. The lion gathers itself and prepares to pounce. "Help me. this makes the lion furious. crawls across a partition. "Shut up you idiot! Do you want to get us both fired?" . the mime keeps tauntin g the lion. Of course. a gorilla. He offers the mime a job to dress up as the gorilla until they can get another o ne. eventually the crowds tire of him and he tires of just swinging on tires. help me!". The mime soon finds himself flat on his back looking up at the angry li on and the lion says. The mime is terrified. the mi me starts screaming and yelling. Then one terr ible day when he is dangling over the furious lion he slips and falls. play and make fun of people and he draws bigger crowds than he ever did as a mi me. He discovers that it's a great job.

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