Humans are wonderfully vocal primates with a drive to communicate like no other primate.
We develop and retire languages
across the ages based on replacement by new and more useful ones. In learning to read body language, you have to go through a process of muting the vocal expressions that have blunted your senses to perceive all of the other types of language. Now that English officially has one million words, we officially have one million ways to reduce our reliance on the senses. The very technologies that help us cultivate communication with language can exacerbate the problem. As you sit in a room or cubicle and interact with people electronically, you may be putting your ability to read body language to sleep. Until there is a more multisensory version of the Internet than Web 2.0 (the one-millionth word, by the way), we will rely on emoticons and text for a lot of our messaging. Even though human beings are designed to use and read body language—an aspect of us that gives us a common bond with our primate ancestors—we are typically on a bell curve in terms of the ability to understand it. Some people are born with a limited ability or lack of ability to read body language. They have to learn it Introduction 25 just as you would have to learn the vocabulary and rules of another language if you suddenly moved to a country where your native language wasn’t spoken. In the case of people with Asperger’s Syndrome, for example, language skills appear fine, but the condition affects the ability to read gestures and perceive social conventions. After Maryann and I wrote I Can Read You Like a Book, someone wrote an Amazon.com review that affected us, and affected this book: “I had an unusual reason to order this book—my child has a mild case of Asperger’s Syndrome. This means that she lacks the skills to interpret body language unless she learns it as a ‘second language.’ So I bought it with her in mind. As I read it, I was surprised how extremely helpful it was for ME. I honestly never realized how much I was missing! The skills it teaches will help with relationships of all kinds, business and personal.” I’m not citing this to slip in an endorsement; I just want you to see that understanding basic body language cannot be something we take for granted. Contrast an individual with Asperger’s with someone like Frank Abagnale, the gifted imposter who now consults with the Federal Bureau of Investigation and other law-enforcement entities. His ability to read people and project competence—even as a teenager—enabled him not only to pass millions of dollars’ worth of bad checks, but also to gain acceptance as a pilot, physician, and lawyer. No one taught him those body language skills, so his ability is as natural as the inability of someone with Asperger’s to perceive acceptance or rejection and everything in between