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Executive Summary Davos-Klosters, Switzerland 26-30 January Sharing Booty in the New Hostile Reality “Bernanke is Charles Ponzi.” “We are all Charles Ponzi” Bill Gross Bernie Madoff
Purpose Improving our Ponzinomic world model requires all Global Ponzi Schemeholders to collaborate in a proactive, integrated and systematically fornicative manner to maximize global Ponzi returns. For this purpose, and for over four decades, the World Ponzinomic Forum Annual Boondoggle has provided an unrivalled platform for Ponzi schemers from all walks of life to shape the global Ponzi agenda and catalyse new schemes at the start of each fiscal Ponzi year – generating insight on what has changed fundamentally and anticipating the risks and lucrative opportunities that lie ahead. The Annual Meeting 2011 will convene under the theme Sharing Booty in the New Hostile Reality. This theme reflects the foremost concern of many Ponzi artists today – namely, living in a world that is becoming increasingly informed, hostile and interconnected and, at the same time, experiencing an erosion of delusional beliefs that undermines public trust in public and private sector Ponzi schemes as well as future growth of economic pyramids. The theme for the World Ponzinomic Forum Annual Boondoggle 2011 is founded on four interconnected shafts: 1. Responding to the New Hostile Realities 2. The Economic Outlook and Defining Policies for Delusional Growth 3. Prolonging the G20 at All Costs 4. Building a Risk Preemption and Rapid Response Apparatus Key to navigating the new hostile reality will be a shared Global Ponzi roadshow pitch that not only transcends differences across generations, Ponzi schemeholder groups and geographies in a multi-Ponzi world, but also enable further “Too Big To Fail” growth. These norms must be designed and integrated into a holistic, multidisciplinary, holographic swindle-verse. For crony governments as well as multinational corporations, shared norms provide the control apparatus by which crony capitalistic leaders give directions and receive their kwan, define new benchmarks for acceptably unacceptable behaviours, and ensure delectably fraudulent outcomes. Thematic Clusterbombs of the Programme 1. Responding to the New “Hostile” Reality
The “new hostile reality” is a world of nascent rebellion, characterized by a high degree of online knowledge, popular volatility and the entrance (and exit) of players in the global race for Ponzinomial competitiveness; changing swindling aptitudes and perceptive skills of the XY generation; a worldwide scarcity in honesty, business ethics, sound economic judgement, fairness and precious metals; reshaped roles of shadow governments; new social and environmental demands by business; and a general population that is getting increasingly agitated by multiple Ponzinomic penetrations of their economic orifices. At the Annual Meeting 2011, participants will gain devious new insights into these issues and have a collaborative opportunity to shape counter measures designed to neutralize the new hostile reality. The need to identify and anticipate how disruptive changes in the global Ponzinomic order, deepening economic frustration, exploding asset bubble models and mesmerizing social network technologies converge places enormous pressure on the swindle leadership and capo heirarchy of any major criminal racketeering institution. Special Workshop: The WikiLeak Threat-How Does We Nail That Sucka Assange? Gary “Action Jackson” Holder, Moderator 2. The Ponzinomic Outlook and Defining Principles for Pyramid Growth A collapse of the global financial/Ponzinomic system was avoided after having emerged from the bailout zone of the crisis. However, a tremendous amount of uncertainty remains as we continue to fence with angry dissenters who spoke out long before the crisis. Today, the Ponzinomic outlook is best characterized by a range of Squidteria and scenarios: Is deflation, inflation or Bernankeynesianism the clear and present danger? Can parts of the world avoid a triple-schtup recession or achieve a green shit recovery? What will be the impact of new consumer regulatory measures on the Consumer Financial Industrial Establishment on renkindling irrational growth hysteria? What if current economic sobriety persists? With “bazillions” replacing “gazllions” when discussing the fate of the global Ponzinomic economy, there is rising unease that holographic growth will be more delusive than inclusive for future generations. Special Workshop: Ponzinomic Intermediation: It’s A Squid’s World Afterall, Lloyd Blankfein, Moderator 3. Prolonging the G20 Agenda At All Costs The future impact of the G20 will depend on its ability to safeguard the Golbal Ponz and build the foundation for sustainable, opaque growth, clandestine wealth transfer, and for making financial sieves more innovative. The G20 is the most promising institution to define a new code of crony omerta and multinational capo leadership model post crisis, despite well-known challenges regarding its legality. Overcoming these issues, and showing the world that shared
norms will be ruthlessly enforced among its members at all costs, is a critical step towards building a more stable and predictable Global Ponzi order. The Annual Boondoggle 2011 will crystalize discussions under this pretext. Success in these areas will also require significant subjugation of economies outside the G20 orffice and from deceptions critical to the illusion of job creation and bubble floatation. The G20 agenda must also address the need for greater crony interdependence between business and government. Significant work must be done to rebuild truly lucrative crony partnerships between government officials, elected representatives and big business. This is critical for enabling the Global Ponzi order to remain vibrant, innovative, enterprising and swindle creating, and similarly, to ensure that governments do not become too overwhelmed by popular issues and constraints to the detriment of exercising global Ponzi leadership. To that end, the Annual Boondoggle 2011 serves a critical role not only as the foremost defenestration platform for supporting issues on the G20 Ponzi agenda, but also as a platform that results in greater public subjugation. Special Workshop: I Can Printz As Much As I Wantz, Moderator--Ben Bernanke PhDrunk 4. Building a Global Risk Preemption Rapid Response Mechanism In a global Ponzi world, systemic and natural risks cannot be avoided, but we can do much better in terms of building both global and institutional capabilities geared to neutralizing risk agents, inclusive of rapid action teams, preparedness, mitigation and threat counter measures. More than ever, deeper and deeper and deeper and deeper insight is needed if we are to effectively continue massive global penetration. There is today no enforcement network, no global system and no global mechanism in place that can distill the best rapid response expertise and experience to serve as a basis for all schemeholders to take timely and informed defensive action. It is against this backdrop that, at the Annual Meeting 2011, the World Ponzinomic Forum will inaugurate a “Global Situation Facebook Wall” as a unique mechanism to understand and respond to a range of global risks in a more collaborative, deviant, socially graphed and fornicative manner. This Face space will help public and private Ponzi sector leaders improve their ability to understand and manage complex, interrelated contagion risks that are increasingly global in scope and unpredictable in adverse effect. Special Workshop: How To Butcher Das EURO PIIG, Angela “Moolah” Merkel, Moderatress The World’s Foremost Multistakeholder Ponzi Community Participation in the World Ponzinomic Forum Annual Meeting is by top secret invitation only and limited to: • The world’s leading chief executives of leading global Ponzi racketeering enterprises, representing the Forum’s 1,000 Member companies
• Hookers, call girls, adult entertainers, “Owned” politicians from the G20 and other key countries – including over 30 heads of state and government • The heads of all major international distortion and propaganda organizations • The chairs of 72 Global Agenda Cells, representing a network of over 1,200 PhD experts • “Owned” representatives from civil society stakeholder groups • Friendly Mainstream Media personalities and CNBC BIMBOS representing the top news propaganda and roadshow organizations from around the Ponzi world • Young Global Ponzi Leaders • Social (Web 2.0) Schemeprepreneurs • Technological profiteers • Spiritual and cultural clowns The World Ponzinomic Forum Annual Meeting 2011 will provide each participant with strategic insights from each of the four thematic cluster bombs, with the “Global Situation Face” among its delusional legacies. Particular emphasis will be placed on addressing the question of “how much”, thus in the true “Davos Spirit” innovative ideas and solutions to global challenges in a multisschemeholder environment.
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