Professional Documents
Culture Documents
12 MAY 2020
space is available now’’, he said, ’’all entertaining to fans. However, she times during the bout and throwing
that is needed is political will’’. was still not expected to win in him into the crowd once. With the
round three last Wednesday, facing scores tied at 2-2 time ran out and the
off against title-holder Paulo "Spine- contest went to a panel of judges to be
Granny wins Snapper" Lutti, of Vatican City. Un- assessed. They awarded Thompson a
World Wrestling derdog Johnson was soon showing her
worth with stamina and agility easily
C grade whilst Johnson received an
A, becoming the first grandmother to
Championship matching last year’s winner. Lutti’s ever win the title.
experience paid off initially as he took The new champion explained her
By ROY MCROYSTON the first two rounds, but as John-
success as the result of a strict train-
son became more confident her su-
ing regimen instituted by her coach
perior strength came to the fore and
and grandson five-year-old Sammy
Records were smashed in she clawed back two rounds to take Johnson. "I’ve been drinking ten
Nicaragua’s World Wrestling Cham- the contest into a decider. By this raw eggs for breakfast every morning,
pionship last night as 78-year-old time Lutti’s body language indicated sprinting fifty miles a day and carry-
Maud Johnson, grandmother of five, that he already felt overawed by the ing my daughter’s car to the end of
became the first woman for fifty-six pretender to his crown, and the new- the road and back whenever I felt my
comer took advantage of this to en-
years, and the oldest competitor ever, arthritis was OK" she said. Sammy
to claim the gold medal. She walked gage a mutual headlock which she added "I always knew she could do
away with her million dollar share of held for three hours until the Vat- it. She’s my grandma.". The young-
the prize money, runner up Tommy ican man retired from exhaustion. ster is also her manager and has re-
Thompson from Nigeria taking half a The next seven matches were barely portedly arranged sponsorship deals
million, and third place New Zealan- a contest as the news of Johnson’s which will dwarf her one million dol-
supremacy overawed all her oppo-
der John Smith receiving a warm lar prize fund. Her new contract with
handshake from the umpire. nents who became too indimidated to headband designer Nike alone is set
Having started the tournament a fight properly. to earn her fourteen billion dollars
rank outsider she began to impress Nigerian Tommy Thompson is over the next year. She will also be
in her second match when she took also a relative newcomer to the promoting Tupperware, Halliburton,
US number three Ron Ronson by sur- wrestling scene, but with his 210lb the Republic of Macedonia, and Gala
prise and subdued him in twenty sec- frame he was expected to fare well Bingo. Her continued participation in
onds with her unique move that has against Johnson who weighs in at the sport is not assured as she wants
been dubbed "Maud’s Death Grip". only 90lb. However Johnson’s lithe to spend more time on her bungee-
The injection of a new wrestling style and slender, some would say scrawny, jumping business, and knitting. Ev-
into the tournament was welcomed figure belies her agility and strength eryone here at the World Champi-
by spectators and Johnson’s pre- and which she demonstrated by holding onships, however, hopes for her re-
post-match breakdances have proved Thompson above her head several turn.