Bluecrystaldude’s Quote Collection 1st Edition

1. He who seeks perfection in a friend will stay without friends! (friendship) 2. If you don't care much with your problems, one day it will disappear. So will you. (wisdom) 3. If Santa is gay, he will trim his beard, go to gym and smell nice. (jokes) 4. Love is like a mountain, hard to climb, but once you get to the top the view is beautiful. - Daniel Monroe Tuttle (love) 5. In life, never look down on anybody, unless u r getting a lovely view of the cleavage! (jokes) 6. The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. - Edgar Alan Poe (Life) 7. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. – Lao Tzu (love)

8. We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -Winston Churchill (life) 9. Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. ~~ Wilson Mizner (jokes)

10. I'm trying not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. (life)

11. Don't let yesterday's mistakes, heart breaks & disappointment dictate the rest of your life. (life) 12. When you've met the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. (life)

13. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. (wisdom)

14. Do not worry about your difficulties in life; God has already solved your problems before you encounter them. (wisdom) 15. You know your life is terribly boring when you actually get excited about watching a candle melt on a candle warmer. (life) 16. Life is simpler when you stay out of other people's drama. (jokes)

17. I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy - Rabindranath Tagore. (life)

18. Love is friendship on fire. (love)

19. Friendship is all about 3 things - Winning, Losing & Sharing. Winning your friends heart, losing yourself ego & sharing joys & sorrows. (friendship) 20. Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you. (friendship) 21. We're born alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. (friendship) 22. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. (jokes) 23. You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again - Bonnie Prudden. (life)

24. Being apart from people you love, doesn’t mean you love them less. Sometimes it even makes you love them more - Nicholas Sparks. (love) 25. If you ℒℴѵℯ two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you truly loved the first one, you wouldn’t love another one. (love) 26. Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up - Thomas Edison. (life) 27. I am who I am; no more, no less - Terry Goodkind. (life)

28. Though no one can goes back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. (life)

29. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes the best answer. (life) 30. If success was easy, everyone would be doing it! (wisdom) 31. Time is like a handful of sand. The tighter you grasp it, the faster it runs through your fingers. (life) 32. Often people worry too much about their reputation that they lose their character. (wisdom) 33. Don’t worry about things you cannot control. (life) 34. True love is like a man playing chess, always afraid of losing his queen. (love) 35. One who falls and rises again is stronger than the one who has not fallen at all. (life)

36. Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. (life) 37. Enjoy life, there is plenty of time to be dead. (wisdom) 38. Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you more pleasant than misery. (wisdom) 39. Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears that we never used. (wisdom) 40. Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes. (jokes)

This is the first Bluecrystaldude’s Quote Collection. Follow Bluecrystaldude on Twitter ( and his official blog, Hot Shit Form Here ( * All the pictures used in this e-book are courtesy of the Internet. Please let me know if your picture is here so that I can give you an appropriate shoutout! Thanks!