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THE FOLLOWING MAY RESULT IN SUSPENSION,DETENTION AND ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG very loudly.

grab your head and scream THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!! 6. cross your arms and say. When your teacher tells you to stop. When your teacher asks you why you didn?t do your homework say I dropped it . Your racist against paper aren't you. wow I can tell you're a blast at parties? 5.4. 7. When they do. 9. Don't do your Homework. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 8. simply reply.

wait for them to write their name on the board. ./Mrs (insert name here).while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever. 13. you stand up and say PROVE IT! 11. My goldfish died. When you have a supply teacher. then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. Then burst into tears. 12.When handing in your homework. Then when they say hello my name it Mr.When you leave the class bow and say. When your teacher asks why you were late say. write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

When the teacher comes up behind you. scream OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!! 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena. look around pretending to be confused. 15. When they turn the light back on.May the force be with you. 14. Whisper to the person next to you. 17. young one. When the teacher turns the light off. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. start singing opera as loud as you can. Raise your hand and say I totally agree .

Speak in French. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. The homework's due now Oh. say there was a disturbance 22.after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. 24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelled. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume. . 21. give me a minute then.

When the teacher asks you why you are late. thank you. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector. the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected. Run in the room screaming. THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! 26. the queen is never late. please leave me alone or try again later. 30. 27. Tell yourself knock knock jokes.25. I'm sorry. then laugh loads. scream AAH MY EYES!! 29. When a teacher asks you a question. 28. say. everyone else is simply early. Hide under your desk and yell THE SKY . say.

when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them. shout OH NO. In your technology lesson. THEY?RE COMING FOR ME! 32. Purposely fall off your chair and make a . when the teacher asks you what you are making. 36. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet. 35. When someone knocks on the door.IS FALLING! 31. 34. 33. say a nuclear bomb. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

earrings etc 40. Glue all their scissors together. E. 38. necklaces. Talk to a pen. make a big deal if you win. 37.big scene about it. Wear a sticker or a badge that says I am retarded(some people may be affended by this. if you are sorry) 42. 39.g. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell DNA! 41. . If you're playing a really boring game. Make paperclip jewelery.

It's spreading.43. When you know the answer. Yell LIAR! to everything they say. When they whisper what?s wrong. bounce up . Smile. Look at it and say. Make it bigger everyday. yell NO I WON?T SNOG YOU! 44. Then. say Your worst Nightmare 48. 46. All the time. if they ask who you are. IT'S SPREADING! 47. 45. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. say everyone is missing. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When a supply teacher is taking the register.

blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song. If you have to blow your nose in class. When a teacher calls on you say.and down a go OOOHH I KNOW THIS 49. I forgot 50. .

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