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Los Rancheros Association

OFFICERS
President: Darlene Richardson — 785-8780 • Vice President: Mary Dimsdale — 785-2571 Secretary: Bridgette Levinski—265-0773 • Treasurer: Rey Abaya—670-8711

EXECUTIVE BOARD
Manny Arca—785-4583 • Pat Higgins—783-5780 • Norma Moore—887-0463 • Evelyn Ely—785-3997 • Ron Gomez—782-5183 Julie Manzo—783-1911 • Linda Moniz—780-0631 Jeanie Schultz—784-1997

CONTACTS
Coffee Social. . . . . . . Jerrye Zinnel — 783-8539 Dime Bingo. . . . Lorraine Schmuck — 783-7294 El Toro Editor. . . . . Jeanie Schultz — 784-1997 HMOA Representative . . . . Mary Dimsdale Lunch Bunch . . . . . . . . Joy Cunningham Neighborhood Alert . . . . . . . . Linda Moniz Spectrum Meals (Tu&Th) . . . Ruth Horton — — — — 785-2571 785-4609 780-0631 732-6671

The EXECUTIVE BOARD meets the LAST THURSDAY of the month at 7:00 p.m. in the main clubhouse. Los Rancheros RESIDENT’S ASSOCIATION meets the FIRST THURSDAY of the month at 7:00 p.m. in the main clubhouse unless otherwise announced. Coffee Social is the FIRST SATURDAY of each month from 9:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. EL TORO — Jeanie Schultz — 784-1997 • e-mail el t o ro . e d i t o r @ c o m c a s t . n e t Deadline for all submissions to the El Toro is the 10th of each month for the following month.

From the Editor
Articles that appear in the El Toro are presented as an informational service to the residents. Contents are the option of the editor but do not necessarily represent the opinion of the editor, the homeowners association or management. Reader response is welcome. Your article must be in my paper tube at 28408 Granada Circle, or posted to my e-mail address, no later than the 10th of the month. All submissions must be signed with your name/phone number included, as any article must be verified. Your name will not appear, if you so request. Editor has the right to edit for space or libel. Articles considered in bad taste will not be printed. Submissions must meet the Editorial Guidelines set forth by the publishers, Mobile Home Park Magazines. Whenever possible, the editor prefers to “capture keystrokes” for material to appear in the El Toro. If you are typing something up, you might as ell type it directly into an e-mail and send it to me that way. No e-mail? Well, OK, submit the hard copy and we’ll manage. PLEASE DO NOT “FORWARD” EMAIL. Forwarding results in those little >> marks all through the copy, plus it exposes MY e-mail address to YOUR whole broadcast list and I DON’T want THEIR forwards. If you are submitting an item someone e-mailed to you, COPY IT and PASTE it into a NEW e-mail window to send to me at: eltoro.editor@comcast.net. Thanks, Jeanie Schultz, editor

EDITORIAL POLICIES
(http://mobilehomeparkmagazines.com/mhbsite/editorial/rules.aspx)

The Mobile Home Board publications informs and promotes the mobile home system; residents, management and those that serve the mobile home community. The Mobile Home Board publications are not political tools. They are a source of information and enjoyment for park residents. To ensure this policy we have developed the following guidelines:

Editorial Guidelines:
• Editor is responsible for gathering information and sending it to us in a form they want. Each editor must allow all resident’s organizations and management to participate in the publication. • The publication is not to be used for disputes by either residents or management. Mobile Home Park Magazines must remain neutral in all resident/management issues to preserve the integrity of the magazine. Not all residents are on one side or the other of an issue. Since we do not research each story, we cannot use Mobile Home Park Magazines to weigh either side of these very fragile relationships. • Resident political organizations are asked to limit their information to meeting notices and reports of chapter meetings. • No listings of in-park-services (i.e. babysitting, handymen, Avon, etc.)

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Spanish Ranch #1 Information Sheet
EL TORO MAGAZINE is published monthly and distributed around the first of the month. Dates and times of activities are noted on the calendar therein. Special activities will be announced in the regular section of pages. RESIDENT MANAGERS/OFFICE

To All Ladies at SR-1
Come join us at any of our events. Get acquainted!

LUNCH BUNCH SCHEDULE
The Lunch Bunch meets on the third THURSDAY (unless otherwise announced) of each month at 12 noon. All are welcome. 2007 November 15 Sweet Tomatoes December Christmas Party Coordinators: Joyce Stevens, 785-5889 and Joy Cunningham, 785-4609

Managers: A.R.C. Management Company Shari and Kenny Bachmann, relief managers Office hours: 9-12 and 1:30-4 Monday-Friday. On-call for emergencies Sat.-Sun.-Holidays Office address: 28400 Granada Circle Rent may be dropped in mail slot in office door (next to laundry room on front side of bldg.) Phone: 510-783-5535 • Emergency 510-783-5536
ORGANIZATIONS The Los Rancheros Association and the Spanish Ranch #1 Ladies Club are automatically comprised of park residents. There are no dues. MEETINGS of the Los Rancheros Association are the FIRST THURSDAY of each month at 7:00 p.m. in the Main Clubhouse unless otherwise announced. LADIES CLUB meets the SECOND THURSDAY of each month at 12 NOON in the Main Clubhouse. The LUNCH BUNCH meets the THIRD THURSDAY of each month to go out to lunch at various area restaurants. COFFEE SOCIAL is the FIRST SATURDAY of each month, 9 a.m.-10:30 a.m. in the Main Clubhouse. BINGO is the FIRST and LAST SATURDAY of each month. SWIMMING POOL/ HOT TUB Pool open May-October. Hot Tub open year round. TRANSPORTATION #391 SHOPPER’S SPECIAL — Leaves hourly beginning 10:10 a.m. on TUES. and FRI. for SOUTHLAND from front of Main Clubhouse. RETURNS at Noon, 1 and 2 p.m. Ask for transfer if you plan to return on the bus. #77 AC TRANSIT BUS — Leaves for downtown every hour 5:52 am-5:52 p.m. M-F. Bus stops outside the park across from Ruus Park. To go to Tennyson Shopping Center, bus stops at corner of Ruus Park. Catch return bus at Tampa side of Payless Shoe Store. Sat.-Sun. service 8:31 am-6:31 pm AC TRANSIT FARES — $1.75 ages 18-64, ages 5-17 and 65+ is 85¢. Transfer good for 1.5 hours is an additional 25¢. MISCELLANEOUS The Clubhouse is available to residents for private affairs. Contact the Office, 510-783-5535 The POOLROOM inside Main Clubhouse is available for residents to use. See the office for a key. COMPLAINTS/SUGGESTIONS/REPORTS are to be submitted to Park Management in WRITING and must be SIGNED. For any complaints or suggestions concerning safety, maintenance, replace/repair, give a copy to the the Executive Board as well as the Office. These also must be in writing and must be signed. THERE IS A RESIDENT REPORT FORM IN THIS ISSUE OFTHE EL TORO.

DIME BINGO SCHEDULE
Ladies Dime Bingo is for mature women who would like to get together for sharing ideas. Bring some lunch and each month a hostess supplies dessert. Coffee or hot water for tea is available.. We meet in the Ladies Card Room in the main club house at 12 noon. It’s 10 games for $1.00 and 25¢ for the bank which is raffled off at the first gathering in January. Dessert is served by the Hostess of month: 2007 November 8 Irene December Christmas Party Coordinator Lorraine Schmuck, 783-7294

SCHEDULES SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

THWART THE THIEVES!
Put your mail in the U.S. POSTAL SERVICE

MAILBOX

located in front of the Main Clubhouse close to the street (near the Park map).
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Letters to the Editor are welcome on any subject. Send to eltoro.editor@comcast.net. (You must sign your name but we won’t use it if you don’t want us to.)

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Coffee Social
Get acquainted and enjoy a midmorning break (or get rolling if you just got up)! Drop-in for a few minutes or an hour — your choice. Come on by!

Saturday, November 3, 2007 Join us for 9:00-10:00 a.m.
(This happens before Bingo)

BINGO
First and Last

Coffee • Tea • Doughnuts
coordinated by Jerrye Zinnel, the amazing Centenarian

of each month,

Saturdays

In the SR-1 clubhouse
the first Saturday of every month

NOON TO 3 P.M.
Snack bar open before play and during breaks
serving nachos, hot dogs, sodas, snacks.
Join the Ladies Club at noon on the second Thursday for

Ron Gomez, coordinator 782-5183
Volunteer help is appreciated, call Ron for info.

NOTICE the Per state law, no one under
age of 18 is allowed in the clubhouse during Bingo

DIME BINGO!
Ladies! Bring your lunch and let’s get together. Dessert provided. It costs only a dime a game, winner take all! + .25 for the bank which gets raffled

back to somebody at the first gathering in January.

Tip-a-Cop at Applebee’s
a fundraiser for Special Olympics sponsored by the Hayward Police Department

Come to the Main clubhouse on the Second Thursday, at noon!
For more information call Lorraine Schmuck 783-7294 3

has been postponed to a December date to be announced.
Watch for flyers or announcements at Assn or Neighborhood Watch meetings.

NEWS FROM BARBARA BOXER
United States Senator from California
Friend: California continues to struggle with an extended drought, leaving many communities to urge voluntary conservation measures. Many of these conservation campaigns encourage every person to work to save just 20 gallons of water each day. I’m pleased to provide five simple ways to reach this goal. • Stop leaks. Fixing just one leaky faucet can go a long way in reaching the goal of saving 20 gallons of water a day. Some leaks are obvious, but others are hidden. Check with your utility company to find out how to check for leaks. • Replace an old toilet. Toilets use more water than any other usage in most homes. If your home was built before 1992 and the toilet has never been replaced, you should consider switching to a water efficient model. The oldest toilets can use upward of several gallons per flush. The newest toilets use no more than 1.6 gallons, some even less. And when you do, install a lower flow shower head which will save even more water. • Turn off the faucet whenever you can. Turning off the faucet when you brush your teeth can save three gallons a day. You can save about 5 gallons by reducing your shower by one or two minutes. If you turn off the hose while washing your car, you can save up to 150 gallons per wash. • Switch to Energy Star appliances, including your clothes washer and dish washer. These types of appliances use 35 to 50 4 percent less water and 50 percent less energy per load. You will save money on both your water and energy bills. And many local utilities offer rebates on the purchase of these products. And run these appliances only when they are really full. Washing partial loads wastes water and energy. • If you are thinking about changing your landscaping, consider plants that require less water. If you don’t want to change your landscaping, assess your irrigation needs. Water only when your yard is dry, and then apply only as much water as needed. Watering very early in the morning will also help conserve water because of reduced evaporation. None of us know when this drought may come to an end, but if a significant number of Californians save 20 gallons of water each day, we may be able to avoid mandatory water conservation measures, while saving money on water and the energy needed to supply it. Sincerely, Barbara Boxer

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N E I G H BORH

D ALERT at SR - I
keep you posted as I hear. There are a lot of construction trucks coming and going in our park with all the new homes going in. If you see one parked in your neighbors drive way or in front of a house that isn’t for sale take a minute to check it out. This is a perfect way for a burglary to occur. We need to get involved if something just doesn’t look right. Call the office, the Hayward P.D. and me. The more you call HPD the more times there will be a record of it and the police will be more apt to come thru our park. If the HPD know we care about our park they will care more too. If you see graffiti in our park please take a picture of it and call the office. We do not want to start that in our park especially if you suspect it is gang related. The police should be notified and please call me so we can keep a record of it also. Have a safe Thanksgiving. Be aware of your surroundings and pass the word along. Next Neighborhood Alert meeting will be the last Wednesday of January. Our next Neighborhood Watch meeting at Spanish Ranch will be Nov. 13th. We are still walking if anyone would like to join us. Weather permitting we meet in front of the main club house at 7 p.m. Come out once a week and get to know us and your neighbors. —Linda Moniz, Neighborhood Alert 780-0631 REPORT PROBLEMS IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD TO Linda Moniz 780-0631
(file a complaint, too or call the police, 293-7000.)

Hello Neighbors, My sincere thanks to the volunteers from Neighborhood Watch that were able to help out at the front gate for Halloween. Neighborhood Watch had some donation money left over from National Night Out and we were able to donate $50.00 towards Halloween candy. The city of Hayward has a Keep Hayward Clean & Green Task Force. It is a good way to get out and meet some of your neighbors, preserve your neighborhood, get exercise and take some pride in your city. The next work day will be Nov. 17th at Fairway Park shopping Center. If you are interested you can show up there or call Chuck Horner 510-589-9677, or call me. The robberies were up in our beat last month. The area between the south Bart station and down Tennyson have been hit the hardest. The gangs get young teens to do the robberies because the young only get a slap on the wrist. Please be very aware and careful as you are out and about. It is important to lock windows and doors at home and in your car. Thieves are getting very brave and are doing their thing in the daytime, with people all around. It is up to you to take precautions and to talk to your family. It is best to go out in twos or more. Tip-A-Cop night will probably be sometime in December. Hayward Police Department and Applebee’s have not yet come up with a date. I will

IF IT’S NOT YOURS, DON’T FEED IT!
Sure, you feel sorry for that stray cat or dog, but if you feed it, it WILL stick around and perhaps not go back to it’s rightful family. Don’t leave pet food outside! Food left out will attract raccoons, stray pets, opposums, and other varmints! Only indoor pets are permitted in the park so don’t encourage outside animals to stay! 5

Come join your neighbors and bring your good ideas for making our park safe, drug-free and a nice place to live!

Come and Eat!! It’s a SNAP!
(Senior Nutrition and Activities Project)

All SR-1 seniors are eligible and invited to participate in

SPECTRUM MEALS
A government-sponsored program for seniors over 55.
Es un programa guvernamental para ancianos mas de 55 años.

Tuesdays & Thursdays in the main SR1 Clubhouse (except holidays)
Martes y Jueves en el Clubhouse (menos dias feriados)

NOTE! Signups are required. You must call before noon the day before.
Tiener que registrarse antes de doce un dia nates. Llamen a Ruth Horton 732-6671.

for reservations or information. (Help is invited, too.)

Call Ruth Horton — 732-6671

Las comidas estaran servidas a las 4:30 p.m. Illegue temprano para socialisar se lon ellos. $3.25 at door • Non-seniors/Guests $4.75 • 10 Dinner Tickets: $30.00 $3.25 en la puerta. • Los invitados pueden atendes por $4.75. Donations are always accepted. Meals include fish, BBQ chicken, vegetarian spaghetti, salads, soups (more so in winter), pork chops, hamburger, lasagna, and — always a dessert! Milk is included with each meal. NOTE: on days soup is scheduled, you can substitute a hamburger or veggie burger! A Spectrum menu is posted in the SR-1 clubhouse. More information: Food is delivered hot from a central facility. Volunteers monitor the temperature of the food as it arrives and served and keep a log as required by the government. All SR1 seniors are eligible and invited to participate.
Dinner is served 5 nights a week at the Josephine Lum Lodge at W. Tennyson and Oliver. (Lunch is served at 11:30 daily — same menu.) Phone 785-1997.

Meal served at 4:30 p.m. Come early to socialize.

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Test for Dementia
Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!
Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don’t take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?

Submitted by Suzanne Hicks

If you don’t believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you’ll get the last question right.... .........Maybe.

Fourth Question: Mary’s father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? Did you answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn’t. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? He just has to open his mouth and ask... It’s really very simple.... Like you!

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...? Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You’re not very good at this, are you?

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

NOTE! ALL COMPLAINTS OR SUGGESTIONS concerning Safety, Maintenance, Replace/Repair should be given to Park Management, but ALSO a copy be given to Executive Board. These must be in writing and must be signed if you want action taken! 5 5 5
Please notify the office if there is a problem with park facilities, lighting, or drainage. If you need a tree trimmed, please stop by the office and fill out the tree maintenance request form to get on the schedule. ALSO, call the office to report suspicious activity, solicitors, excess noise, etc. Report criminal activity to management, but ALSO to the police and Neighborhood Alert!

Cat Owners! Keep ’em IN!
Only indoor pets are allowed in the park. Keep your cat in the house and s/he won’t be out digging in someone’s flower bed. Be a responsible pet owner!

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ALL COMPLAINTS/SUGGESTIONS/REPORTS should be given to Park Management. They must be in writing and must be signed.

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October Flea Market Great Success!
The FLEA MARKET held on Saturday, October 13, was a great success!! MANY THANKS to Dawn Plaskon, Joy Cunningham and Gail Schultz for the GREAT job done in the snack bar which netted the Association $192.45 profit. A special thanks to Bingo for coordinating food supplies with the Association so that we could pay for just what was actually used and not to have to worry about expiration dates on leftover chips and other unsold supplies. As shown in the spreadsheet at left, more was purchased than was sold, it being impossible to predict quantities needed. This way we didn’t have to eat (har har) the overage. The Association table donated by Ron Gomez garnered $42.50. Thanks to Ron, Dawn and Clint Dean for their donated items. Thanks to Kevin Kelly for collection of rental fees that netted the Association $270. Total funds from the Flea Market replenishing Association coffers, minus $50 for the ad, was more than $450! Thanks to Linda Moniz and Jeanie Schultz for their great work on advertising, without which this wouldn't have gotten out to the public. Flyers were donated by the Neighborhood Emergency Response Team and Ron loaned a realtor sandwich board for Jeanie to transform into the sign at the busy corner of Tennyson and Tampa pointing people to our flea market. It was a big job to get things set up the day before. Directed by Kevin and her table layout, Darlene, Clint, Jeanie, Joseph and Ryan took down chairs and set up tables, while Dawn set up the snack bar. Eager sellers were lugging in boxes almost before the chair legs could settle. Thanks to assistant managers Kenny and Shari Bachmann for their cooperation and help with making the clubhouse available to vendors (including opening up REALLY early Saturday so the coffee would be ready). Kenny transported extra tables stored elsewhere for us, including scrounging “just one more” at the last minute. Our Spanish Ranch neighbors brought in an amazing variety of “stuff” to sell and a respectable number of buyers and browsers kept the crowd numbers up all day. And, due to the steady crowds, most sellers stuck with their tables until mid-afternoon. Many sellers reported “making the table” early on (selling enough to offset the $10 cost) and virtually no one went home without a profit. Well, true, the profit may not have made it all the way home because of a certain amount of cross-consumerism between the sellers, but for sure nobody had to tote home all the same stuff. Break down and clean up fell mostly to Darlene, Jeanie, and Kevin, with Dawn pitching in after she, Gail and Joy cleaned up the kitchen. Our sincere thanks to all who helped and apologies if we left anyone out. Another flea market is planned for next Spring.
Photos at left: top, Linda Moniz and Darlene Richardson at the ready; bottom, loaded tables for the just-arriving buyers. Photos by Jeanie Schultz

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Chili Cook Off
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time the Rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome. The notes are from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Frank: “Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The Judge #3 called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking for directions to the Budweiser truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted.” Here are the scorecards from the event: Chili #1 — Mike’s Maniac Mobster Monster Chili Judge #1— A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick; Judge #2— Needs less tomato, but still has a hint of a kick to it. Judge #3 (Frank)—Holy s***, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that’s the worst one. These Texans are crazy. Chili #2–Arthur’s Afterburner Chili Judge #1—Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang. Judge #2—Exciting BBQ flavor needs more peppers to be taken seriously. Judge #3—Keep this out of the reach of children. I’m not sure what I’m supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face. Chili #3—Fred’s Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili Judge #1—Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans. Judge #2—A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers. Judge #3—Call the EPA. I’ve located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I’m getting s***faced from all of the beer. Chili #4—Bubba’s Black Magic Judge #1—Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing! Judge #2—Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili. Judge #3—I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills That 300-LB. wench is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I’m eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac? Chili #5—Linda’s Legal Lip Remover Judge #1—Meaty, strong chili. Ca yenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive. Judge #2—Chili using shredded beef could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement. Judge #3—My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I’m burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks. Chili #6—Vera’s Very Vegetarian Variety Judge #1—Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers. Judge #2—The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb. Judge #3—I s*** myself when I farted and I’m worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that barmaid Sally. She must be kinkier than I thought Can’t feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my a** with a snow cone. Chili #7—Susan’s Screaming Sensation Chili Judge #1—A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers. Judge #2—Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably. Judge #3—You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn’t feel a thing. I’ve lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. At least during the autopsy, they’ll know what killed me. I’ve decided to stop breathing, it’s too painful. D*** it; I’m not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I’ll just suck it in through the 4inch hole in my stomach. Chili #8—Tommy’s Toe-Nail Curling Chili Judge #1—The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge #2—This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he’s going to make it. Poor dude, wonder how he’d have reacted to really hot chili?

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N O V E M B E R
SUN OCT 28 MON OCT 29 TUES OCT 30
SPECTRUM DINNER 4:30 p.m.

2 0 0 7
FRI 1 2 SAT 3

WED OCT 31 Hal’ween trick-treat 6-9 ONLY

THURS

Homeowners Association Meeting 7:00 p.m.
SPECTRUM DINNER 4:30 p.m. BUS 10 A.M.

BINGO 12-3
Coffee Social 9:00-10:00

BUS 10 A.M.

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SPECTRUM DINNER 4:30 p.m. El Toro Deadline

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SPECTRUM DINNER 4:30 p.m.

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Election Day
BUS 10 A.M. BUS 10 A.M.

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BUS 10 A.M.

SPECTRUM DINNER 4:30 p.m.

BUS 10 A.M.

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SPECTRUM DINNER 4:30 p.m.

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29 Assn Board Meeting 7:00 p.m.

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DEC 1

BINGO 12-3
Coffee Social 9:00-10:00 BUS 10 A.M.

BUS 10 A.M.

SPECTRUM DINNER 4:30 p.m.

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