Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle. Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get. Do you want to make millions? millions of babies! Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you taking applications? My love for you is like the universe...neverending!! Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me. I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you. guy:what's on your face?? girl:what what? get it off get it off guy: o it's just your beautiful eyes If someone was to write a story about my life, the climax would be when I met you! guy: papa bear looked ok, mama bear looked a little better, but mmmm baby bear looks just right! That outfit is horrible take it off right now!!! Baby, you are everything I never knew I always wanted If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. Hey, your name is sexy, right? Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be? Hey, how’s it going? Do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute. Are you Pentacostal? Cause I'd love to speak in tongues with you. You’re a pot of gold in this enormous world and I’m just a little leprechaun. Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you. Would you excuse me a sec? I have to return this map that I borrowed. (where does it lead?) The seat next to yours. Do you like blueberries or strawberries? (why?) Because I want to know what kind of pancakes to make you when u wake up. Whisper in her ear and say, "wanna feel pretty tonight?"

I'm like a computer game. you're making my beer warm. here let me lick it off for you.together. can you step into the light over there? Girl: Why? Guy:So I can check you out As you're going out of a door in a public building with an "exit" sign above it say: There's the exit. If you were a pill I'd overdose.. You're so hot. Some say everything in life is a wonder. if I kiss you. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you. but I just wanted to hear an angel talk. You've got something on your back! (what?) Angel wings! You've go something on you head.I'll spice up your night. Some say there are 7 wonders in the world. You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.. (what?) A halo. Some say there are more.. after it is over ask "Want to leave and see the second act?" I think you got a little food on your lip. But to me.and laughing? You are so hot you make the windows fog.. "Hey... you can play with me all day long! I know I dont have a chance. will you go out with me? I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beutiful thing I've ever seen until a gazed upon you. I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.. will I get slapped?" Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch! Damn suga! slow down.You! Guy: Excuse me.. I'm like Taco Bell. If you go to a play.Baby.Im diabetic! Are you dead or alive? "Why" Because my religion says only the dead can be angels. There is only one. Wouldn't it be nice if we could be at this same place next year. ..

"Bet's on. "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.." He kisses her then says...cause I’ve got the place!! It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No.I got me a sweet tooth! You come on strong like a garlic milkshake... You smell lets go take a shower.. your body is a wonderland! Girl: That's funny.. Are you related to the sun?. mmm.. mmm. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.If you go away for a while then go back you say: "I remember you being pretty. Hey honey. because yours is a wasteland! Walk up to a girl....and wouldn't you know. Girl you like a side of good god wrapped up in have mercy would a side of mmmm... Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice. but how about a kiss anyway? Guy: Baby. hold out your hand and say "Would you mind holding on to this for me while I take a walk?" Are you a fisherman because you've got me on the hook. when are you gonna let me cook dinner for you? He says.. but not this pretty" Do you have the time. Looking at a rose is like looking at your beautiful face. I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue. ...You got a behind on you that reminds me of two five pound bags of finely packed sugar. Your lips look so lonely.. Would they like to meet mine? Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth... Baby whatever your serving you better give me a double. "I lost... I noticed you noticing me and i thought i would notify you that i noticed you too." When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven.." She says...Because running into you just brightened up my day! Are you on America's most wanted? Cause you're at the top of my list..

The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage. Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping! You're so pretty i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of you. Guy knocks over girl and says "oh my god I did not just run into the most beautiful girl in the world. but you look alot like my next girlfriend. Hey you almost killed me! (what did I do?) I saw you and forgot how to breathe. my body is lonely. Baby." . my car would never need refilled. They say apples don't fall far from the tree so you're mom must be hot too. We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly Hey I bought a new couch you wanna see it? Hey I just realized this. because I think you're the One. if ours were together they would be inseperable! I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you. Is this the Matrix. If being fine was a crime then you will just have to pay the time. Guy to a girl: “What time do you have to be at work in the morning?” Girl answers: 8:00 am Guy answers: Then I’ll set the alarm for 7am (look at her butt) that must be jelly. because jam don't shake like that. If you were bubblegum you'd be babe-a-licious! Your one tall glass of water and i'm real thirsty. you'd be double stuffed! I never believed in miracles until I saw you. Hey baby.If your beauty was like gas. I bet I can flip ya and dick ya before you can throw me and blow me! Let me make you dinner tonight. I'm serving tube steak smothered in underwear. cuz you were first on my christmas-list. If you were a Oreo baby. you're my lucky seven. My phones feeling alittle empty. Santa must've come early this year. how about i fill it up with your number.

Are you an alien?.. violets are blue.. . to this person your the world. I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looks at arms). Whoops i dropped a quarter can u pick it up for me while i look at your legs? You have a onion butt. If you were president then your name would be Baberaham Lincoln. POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here. Man oh man.Thanks. but have had a shower lately. are my hands cold?" "Why?" Reach out and gently touch their cheek.. To the world your one person. where are your other two wishes? Can I be your butter on your bread? Roses are red. can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart. They call me "milk". Hey baby you plus me equals we. Excuse me. my boyfriend thinks so too! "Hey.I think you are the sexiest girl in the world! She.How long did it take you to walk around the sun to look that hot and be that sexy. because you look like a dirty girl. if I didn't look a second time I wouldn't believe someone as beautiful as you exsisted. "Because your face is really hot!" What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You If your love could be described by words. 'cause I do a body good. how would you like it if I came home with you? I'm yin and ur yang.. the time to write my number down . get a pack of Sugar Dddies and say whos your daddy : me He. it makes me want to cry. because you just abducted my heart. Hey is it hot cause I think im melting all over you ! Excuse me. we just fit together. Webster would have to make another dictionary just to describe you.. Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No.

. Want to compare tan lines? How heavy do polar bears have to be? "I don't know..... and I can turn you on.. Is there an airport near by or is that my heart taking off? (mess with your eye like you have something in it) i have something in my eye (look her in her eyes) it's still there it's. I must be a hunter. I wanna drink you up. wanna taste the rainbow? You look lika a tall glass of water. how's Heaven? I don't normally date models. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life... so you have a watch.." Heavy enough to break the ice. but ok.. it's hard to shut me down.. I love you like pigs love mud.just in incredible. here's my number. Do you want a hotdog to go with those buns? Do you carry another weapon with you besides your eyes? I would give up eterinity to be with you. . If a piece of paper meant sexy. Hi.. I've got them too! We should hook up sometime! My name is Justin. I see you've got arms.You smell that. I'm like a power plant. Really? Why is that? Beacause when I woke up. i'll be here at 8. then you'd be a forest! Santa must have missed my house..... You know your good enough to give my last name to.. I got skittles in my mouth. Hi I'm. Can I interview you? Hey Angel. don't be late. My Name is Elmo you can tickle me any time you want to! Have you got the time? (gives time) cool.. you weren't under my tree. because I just found a fox..? Smells like love. it is you giving me your number.its beautiful.. I can tell your future.

give me a ticket. hard to open but its worth the pearl. because I'm in your restricted area. Damn girl.Hey. but I couldn't.. Hey... the colors weren't beautiful enough.. Are you a zoo. owwwwww.. Baby. Your the honey on my bunches of oats! What is on your butt?. You can call me Mr. because this is so unreal. ski lift cause I'll sweep you off your feet. officer. (on forth of July) If you kiss me I bet you'll see stars. are you a bee with some hunny. you'd be prime rib. My eyes! If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous! If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you. I tried to paint you. Should i call you in the morning or just nudge you? If you were a meat market. because you can really shake it like a salt shaker. .. the moon is bright. If I was a pancake. You are like a clam. wanna be a pirate with me? Maybe we could hook up. I would want you to be my maple syrup! (as she walks by touch her arm and say) I just want to make sure that you were real You better change the lock 'cause I'm the key to your heart.. would you want your parrot on this shoulder (guy puts hand on shoulder closest to him) or this shoulder (guy puts hand on opposite shoulder). The night is young. because you bring the animal out in me. I've never seen fashion models off of the runway before! Yesterday.. you are the finest girl in 2006 (or whatever year it is). Hey. I'd have one dollar!! If you were a pirate.. cuz you just stung me. Is this place just steamed up or is it just you? Am I dreaming. You are the best thing to ever grace my lips. You turn me on like a blasting stereo. Do you take dancing lessons. and you are here with me tonight.

Do you have some water? 'Cause you set my heart on fire. I need a place to stay.. Is your name summer because you're making me hot. When im eighty. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner. If you were words on a page.. I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] . cause you're smokin'! What's that on your face? *kiss* Just what I figured. you would be fine print. I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. the thunder that vibrates in my heart.. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? Do you believe in the hereafter? Well. I hope there's a fireman around. Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says. I believe im physic and my visions tell me that we need to be together.be my lightning and strike down on me! Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.lips. "You dropped your nametag!"...I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.did you just dump your boyfriend cause you were to hot for him? Are we in Lord of The Rings? cause I swear your my precious.. Are your legs tired. If a girl's name is heather say: Your so hot the first four letters of your name spell heat.. So.. "sugar" on it and say. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.cause you're so hot you burnt my house down... the rythm in my walk. having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you. ... then I guess you know what I'm here after. because you've been running through my mind all day long. You're the sound in my voice. Are you a new type of candy because your so sweet...

There must be something wrong with my eyes." Do you believe in love at first sight. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. I hope you know CPR. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say. I can't take them off you. 'cause you blow me away! Hi. Baby did you fart. Damn. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? . because you take my breath away.. you'd be guilty as charged! I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! If I could rearrange the alphabet.I'm sitting on my wallet.. or should I walk by again? When I saw you from across the room. if being sexy was a crime.. Someone said you were looking for me. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. Right. "I'm not really this tall. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor. I'd put U and I together. Girl.. I make more money than you can spend. You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes..so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.. I'm Mr. cuz you are driving me crazy! Hi.. you better have a license.