The Mallard

Issue 354 Easter Issue April 2021

Volunteers Just Couldn’t

Wait to use the Big Digger!
At last we have been able complete the preparation to plant
the trees on the unused areas of the Jubilee Field, at the Vil-
lage Hall.
Preparation has been going on in earnest and, with the help
of a digger equipped with an auger, volunteers have worked
on a rota to prepare some 400 planting spots for the young
trees.
The date is now set for Thursday 25th March, weather per-
mitting, for the children from Great Massingham Primary
School to plant 180 of the trees. They are all raring to go
with their trowels and pictures will be in the next issue.

Village Hall Update….. Fire Safety at the Village Hall

During the pandemic lockdown, the Trustees of the Village Hall have been busy
looking at how the Hall is maintained, the current costs involved as well as making
the Hall and Bar safe and attractive to welcome members and guests back, when the
lockdown is over. Amongst the areas considered was fire safety.
As a result, the Hall has changed the company
that supplies and maintains the fire safety sys-
tem. Most of the extinguishers have been re-
placed or added to and the fire signage and
warning systems have been improved.
When you can return to the Hall and Bar, you
will find all but one of the extinguishers are
now multi-use and can now be used on all fires,
including electrical ones.
The fire blanket in the kitchen is replaced by a
dense foam extinguisher, which will smother
cooker fires without the user coming into close
proximity of the fire. We’re keeping the fire
blanket, by the way, as they make excellent
thermal blankets for people suffering from
shock or cold. The existing extinguishers are
now supplemented by one in the toilet corridor
and one in the snooker room.
As part of this revitalisation, staff & Trustees
have received training on fire procedures and
practical experience on using an extinguisher,
as expertly demonstrated by Marion, left.
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Mallard News
This parish magazine is MASSINGHAM OIL SYNDICATE
published every month for theAfter 27 years of running the syndicate I have decided it is the
residents of Great and Little
Massingham with the support oftime to finish. My decision has been influenced by the difficul-
the Great Massingham Parish ties experienced recently with the oil company, such as chang-
Council, the Parochial Churching the days of delivery from the Wednesday without any no-
Council and Massingham
Village Hall Trustees. tice and not being able to contact the Norwich Branch direct,
www.greatmassingham.net which used to be the case.
e-mail: These difficulties have all happened since the beginning of this
mallard.editor@btinternet.com year . For example, there were 29 booked requests for Wednes-
Editor: Bev. Randall.
6 Abbeyfields
day 10th February. When it came to delivery, some were on the
Great Massingham agreed day of Wednesday but the others spread from the
01485 520 899 Thursday to the Saturday with a final one then on the afternoon
Website : Contact the of Tuesday 16th. Understandably everyone was worried about
Editor - Details above. what was happening and I had 17 telephone calls from people
Deadline for concerned. The same things happened for the March delivery with 17 de-
the next th
issue liveries, changes to the schedule and people concerned.
17 April I have enjoyed running the syndicate and helping people in our
village. It started with 9 people in 1994 and now has over 120!
In this issue Malcolm Hipkin
On behalf of everyone, Malcolm, I want to say a huge thank you for
• Tree Planting such fantastic service, over such a long time. Editor
• Village Hall
• Oil Syndicate Robin Arbenz’s ‘March of the Month’
• March the Month I want to thank everyone and, in particular, the ‘Mallard’
• Rookie - Part 3 readers who have supported ‘March the Month’ appeal
• Thank you Julian for sponsorship. Not only have there been generous do-
• Census
• Rowing the Atlantic nations but I have also been stopped while out walking
• Biodiversity Project (Marching!) and thanked for raising awareness, which I consid-
• Shoeboxes er really important. I want to also thank Mick Wingell who has
• Thank you Linda walked with me almost every day - greatly appreciated.
• FOSGM Donations have been made online, some anonymously, put
• Gert & Daisy through my letterbox or handed to Vivien and myself. Thank
• Remember Martin you all for your support. As I write on 19 th March I have
• Parish Council completed 260,000 steps with another 12 days to go!
• Yvonne’s Challenge There are many appeals for support but I genuinely believe in
• Rev’d Judith
• Church News the importance of supporting Prostate cancer UK. If you would
• Church Services like to sponsor me, no matter how small, you may do so at:
• The Cartshed Latest marchthemonth.prostatecanceruk.org/fundraising/robins-
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 ‘ROOKIE’- the story of my pet rook
by Andrew Bickerton
Instalment three. Last month the story continued with how Rookie learned to
capitalise on the situation and become a doting pet. He became a real celebrity
and even featured in the local press….. What next? Read on.
Rookie: Fun and Games.
Rookie provided us with plenty of amusement over the next few
months. He particularly enjoyed undoing shoelaces and would
show his frustration if you were wearing wellingtons. He also
enjoyed playing ‘Piggy in the Middle’ where my friend and I
would roll a tennis ball to each other with Rookie attempting to
catch it.
One morning, when the churchwarden arrived on her bicycle, she foolishly left her
gloves in the basket. On leaving she discovered one glove was missing. Rookie had
invented a ‘Find the Glove’ game which lasted the rest of the afternoon with no glove
being found. Similarly, when the rectory was being given a lick of paint with the gut-
ters and drainpipes being painted red, Rookie decided he would join in with what he
thought was a new game by grabbing any unattended brush and flying off with it.
Eventually, having wasted a lot of time retrieving paintbrushes one of the painters
grabbed Rookie and slapped red paint on his wing. Undoubtedly this rare ‘red winged
rook’ astounded the local ornithologists.
The most amusing and memorable event involving Rookie took place when my father
attempted to rid our lawn of moles. He had heard that putting moth balls down mole
hills would drive them away. So, he purchased a bag of these camphor smelling balls
used for deterring moths in clothes and proceeded going from mole hill to mole hill
inserting a ball into each tunnel. We had a large lawn and there were numerous mole
hills. My mother and I watched from the lounge windows as he laboriously completed
each operation, blissfully unaware that behind him Rookie was happily digging out
each moth ball and dropping it on the grass. The sight of my father inserting the last
moth ball, painfully straightening up, turning round to
Rookie, see a line of moth balls and Rookie seemingly laughing
Mum & me up at him will remain imprinted on my mind and still
makes me smile.
It was a sad day for the family when our pet rook left to
join the rest of the flock to feed in the fields. Although
he never returned for his cornflakes and milk, occasion-
ally, we would see a lone rook perched confidently on a
lower branch when other rooks had flown, perhaps look-
ing for his cornflakes. Andrew Bickerton
Thank you Andrew for such a lovely story. To all of you: please send your stories in.

Thank You Julian…. For ‘walking round in Lent’ picking up litter, mainly
along parts of Peddars Way and around Little Massingham. Last time I
spoke you had around 250 bottles and also some cans.
On one of our walks, we counted 24 bottles in a ditch between the Church
and main road. Those responsible, if they are in cars, must be drink driving.
If they can carry them full they can take them home when empty and put
them in the green bin! Chrissie Warnes
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Census 2021
Your help is needed with the census which gathers vital information
to help plan services such as transport, education and healthcare.
All households should have completed the census on
Sunday 21st March 2021 or as soon as possible after.
Have you completed yours?
The census is a survey that happens every 10 years and gives us a picture of
all households in the UK.
You must complete the census by law. If you don’t or if you give false
information you can be fined up to £1,000! Some questions are clearly la-
belled as voluntary so it is not an offence if you do not answer these.
The householder should complete the form. However, if you want to answer
separately from the people you live with, you can contact the organisation
and request an individual access code.
You can access the online version from your smartphone, tablet or your
computer. You will need the access code from your letter to start it. The
code is for everyone in the household.
You should include :
• Everyone who usually lives there.
• Anyone from outside the UK, staying overnight or in the UK for 3
months or more.
• Anyone in UK staying overnight who doesn’t normally live there but who
has no other UK address.
Anyone staying here overnight on 21st March who has another UK address
should be included as a visitor.
You can find out more on www.census.gov.uk
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Mallard News
In our December 2020 issue we told you about Tom Phillips, who lives in Great
Massingham, who was about to embark on his Atlantic Rowing Challenge. Well, he’s
done it and he’s back! Below is a small extract from his report. Full report and pictures
will be in the next issue.
Tom says…. “The row was the most incredible ex-
perience – totally brilliant yet honestly brutal at
times. We set off from La Gomera in the Canary
Islands at 10.57am on 12th December 2020 and,
after 40 days, 6 hours and 35 minutes, we arrived
3,000 miles later on 21st January 2021 at Nelson’s
Dockyard, English Harbour, Antigua.
It was an incredibly special experience made all the
more special now that we have raised over £100,000,
to support Mental Health services through our two
chosen charities - Mind and the Christina Noble Children’s Foundation.”
“We are very humbled by this and thank Mallard readers for all your support.”
Well done Tom! More next month.
Biodiversity Project News…. Thank you to Julie who is stepping
As we move into our second Covid domi- down from delivering the Mallard,
nated spring the early flowers have after two years. Welcome to
seemed particularly welcome this year, be Rhiannon who takes over the role.
they lesser celandine brightening the
churchyard, the first blackthorn blossom So Sorry to see Linda go…..
on a Station Road hedgerow or a bank of Ducklings Preschool Committee
sweet violets beside the Village Hall car park. are sad to announce the retirement
At the project site on Weasenham Road, we look of our longest serving staff mem-
forward to being able to resume our Saturday work- ber, Linda Anderson.
ing parties, subject to the ‘Rule of Six’, and to beginGreat Massingham Playgroup
a much needed tidy up. Tim Baldwin started in 1975 in the village hall,
moving to a room in the fire sta-
Christmas Shoeboxes Latest tion and then to its present site at
48,756 shoe boxes were distributed through ‘Teams the Preschool.
4U’, mainly to Orphanages and Displaced People Linda has been involved for over
Camps in Belarus, Bosnia, Romania and Moldova. 40 years and is known to genera-
Despite Brexit and Lockdown the last boxes arrived tions of families.
in Moldova on 20.1.21. She made Preschool feel like a
So, many, many thanks to all who helped me to send family. Her colleagues and the
the 46 boxes from Massingham and, hopefully, we children will miss her. The Com-
will be continuing with these for Christmas this mittee wishes to thank Linda for
year. I couldn’t do it without all you great people. all her work, care and love for the
Jenny Borley children. Pre-school xxxx
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The weather is getting drier and warmer. The digger is booked and the hessian planting
sacks are ordered. The digger will rake the Pit bed, stirring up dormant plant life, as well as
removing debris. We will then let the water settle, assess the situation and then replant.
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Gert & Daisy.... .... Well here we go agin. Hope yer awl still alright.
We mentioned last month about the sad loss of Martin Matthews. He was a larger
than life character in so many ways. He was a long-standing member of the Bowls
Club and took over being Captain, at which he did a great job. He served on the Vil-
lage Hall committee for several years and was a great help in many ways. He also
used to help out at the Macmillan coffee
mornings. Martin was very kind and Martin as
would always help if he could. Bloddwen
If there was a karaoke on, you could be in Cinders.
sure he would be there singing Day- December
dream Believer in fine voice. What we 2009.
remember him best for was all the roles
he played in the pantomimes, Old Time
Music Halls and Talent shows. He
could turn his hand to any part - be it
serious or an ugly sister in Cinderella.
He was strangely just as comfortable in
women’s clothes as men’s. He had a
real talent for accents. Having lived in the village for more than 35 years, he used to
test his Norfolk accent out when we met anywhere and we have to say he dint half
do a gud un. He will be greatly missed not only by his family and friends but by the
whole village. We are so sorry we could not attend Martin’s funeral due to Covid
restrictions but in normal times we are not sure there would have been room for eve-
ryone anyway!
Well, we are gitting closer to being able to meet again for a coffee and cake at the
Cartshed – yes, we know we’ll hev ter sit outside but at least we ken gossip face ter
face (yes, we ken talk just as much with masks on!) instead of spending an hour on
the phone! Today the sun is shining at last but who knows how much longer that’ll
larst. One day thas freezing, then wet and miserable and the next thas sunny and
noice ter go outside.
Don’t know abowt yew but we think the days are going sew quick – that’ll soon be
flipping school summer holidays! Talking abowt school – we are heving a noice rest
now that home-schooling hev finished. That wus hard, wernt it? Hopefully we ownt
hev ter do that agin.
Another noice thing is that the days are gitting longer – well daylight anyway, obvi-
ously the actual days are the same length. Wunt want yew awl ter think we’re darft!
That’ll be Easter next – looking forward ter gitting sum chocolate and buying sum
fer the children and grandchildren. That’ll cheer us awl up, ownt ut? Belated Happy
Birthday to Daisy’s daughter Emma. Couldn’t fit everything in last month.
Don’t think we hev anything else ter tell yew this toime but, hopefully, we’ll hev
more news in May. Let us know if there’s anything we ken help yew with.
Tek care and stay safe. Gert and Daisy.
Just a couple of Norfolk items - answers next month.
If you bumped into a ‘shannock’ If you saw some ‘stannicles’ in the village
What would you have come across? ….. pond, what would you be looking at? …...
A tree stump, a stray dog, someone from Some tadpoles, some empty beer cans, some
Sherringham or a compost heap. bulrushes or some visitors from London.

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In memory of a Much Loved Villager……
We will all miss Martin. He was born in Islington, London, in 1957 moving to Nor-
folk and Great Massingham more than 35 years ago. He delighted us over the years
with his tremendous acting ability but he did more than that. He was a popular man.
People will remember him for his integrity, friendship and respect.
Our thoughts are with his wife Denise and family at this very sad time.
Performing in a
His place in our hearts is best summed up by Andrew
Christmas Carol. Bickerton who recalls….
“Most of my memories of Martin are associated with
the many and varied roles he played in the Multisports
Club productions.
In the Old Time Music Halls he was
usually one of the singers, either in the
chorus or singing duets with Dave
Swift.
In our pantomimes, he took on leading
parts, often as a dame, and each one a
unique character with her own comic As Inspector Foot
accent. Martin would also play the part
of the detective leading the investigations in our murder
mystery nights. In all these roles Martin showed a
natural comic talent and provided a lot of fun for us all.
One of Martin’s most memorable roles, however, was as the ghost
of Jacob Marley in ‘A Christmas Carol’, performed in St Mary’s Church.
In a very moving portrayal as Marley’s ghost he leaves Scrooge with the words
‘Remember me, remember me, remember me.’
For all the joy you gave I certainly will.”

Here is a view of our iconic towers in

a way unlikely to be seen for a long
time to come!
Sent in by Steve Godson,
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 GREAT MASSINGHAM PARISH COUNCIL MARCH MEETING
The March Parish Council meeting was once again held remotely via the Zoom platform.
All Parish Councillors were present and were joined by the Borough Councillor, J. Moriarty,
a representative from FOSPGM and two other parishioners.
A PUBLIC MEETING has been arranged with the Planning Policy team from the Bor-
ough Council for Monday 19th April at 6pm, via Zoom to provide information to Great
Massingham about Neighbourhood Planning. The meeting, chaired by Sue Nash our Par-
ish Council Chair, will provide an opportunity for parishioners to ask the team questions
about the process. We extend the invitation to all parishioners especially those who have
expressed an interest and/or would like to become involved in the process if the Parish
Council agrees to pursue this.
Information about the link to join the meeting will be on the parish Council and village
websites, the noticeboard and at the Village Stores or contact the Clerk.
White Geese…. If you are wondering where the three white domestic geese have gone
that were living in around Scotsman’s Pit, these have now been taken by the RSPCA to a
sanctuary in Thetford. They were becoming aggressive and were a danger. The geese
will now be well looked after. The Parish Council have given the RSPCA a donation.
Calling all handymen or women
The Parish Council are looking for someone who can help carry out odd jobs, repairs/
maintenance and complete weekly visual inspections of the play areas. Do you have time
to spare and do you enjoy fixing things? We’d love to hear from you. Please contact :
the Chair, Sue Nash sukysu@aol.com or the Parish Council Clerk,
Sarah Harvey gmparishclerk@gmail.com or call 01328 823391.
CIL Infrastructure Fund
Groups and organisations looking to deliver infrastructure to benefit the residents and
businesses within the Borough of King’s Lynn and West Norfolk are being invited to bid
for CIL funding. There is still time to apply. Closing date 30 th April.
You can apply for between £2,000 and £10,000 if you have a project linked to:
Community facilities, Green Infrastructure,
Open Space & Leisure, Community Transport.
For further information, you can visit the Borough Council of King’s Lynn & West
Norfolk CIL Governance and Funding webpages: west-norfolk.gov.uk/CIL
The Next PC Meeting will be held remotely via Zoom on the 12th April, at 7.30pm.
Members of the public can still join the meetings. Please contact the Clerk for access.
You will be able to join the meeting either by phone, computer or android/apple device.
As always, there will still be an opportunity during the meeting for parishioners to speak.

Yvonne Bridger Makes Good Progress with her Walking Challenge

We’re now six weeks into my walking challenge in
memory of Captain Sir Tom Moore & raising money for
the ‘Covid-19 Support Fund’, QEH, King's Lynn.
Here's a picture taken on my phone on the 19 th March
whilst stepping along the prom. I saw three people eating
ice-creams! Summer must be on its way!
For week 6, between Saturday March 13 th & Friday 19th, I
walked 80,293 steps, which brings my grand total of steps
walked since February 7th to 505,792. I am, as ever, enor-
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 Message for Parishioners from Rev’d Judith

TAt
OthisAtime
LLof P
year, as we look forward with hope to Easter, we are mindful
ARISHIONERS
of the promise of Spring, of improving weather, brighter days and better times
ahead. Our Christian hope in the Resurrection of Our Lord Jesus Christ sus-
tains us always, even in the darkest times. Easter is hope personified. I look
to hymns for inspiration, the hymns we look forward to singing once more very soon.
Most of us will know the lovely hymn: Lord of all hopefulness, Lord of all joy. Reas-
suringly familiar, it’s often chosen for weddings and funerals too as it takes us through
our lives in a day, reminding us of God’s constant presence with us: ‘Lord of all hopeful-
ness, Lord of all joy, whose trust ever child-like no cares could destroy, be there at our
waking and give us, we pray, your bliss in our hearts Lord, at the break of the day.’
Every new day brings fresh hope! Perhaps child-like trust is in short supply at the mo-
ment, having been sorely tested by numerous experts bombarding us with facts in a
world where everything is impossibly complicated. Am I alone in finding statistics im-
penetrable/confusing? Trust - in the time of Covid, where everyone is so suspicious and
mistrustful of one another - is a huge challenge; and the trust ‘no cares could destroy’ is
perhaps beyond us because our cares are many and hugely varied.
On a personal note, my mum is in a care home and I haven’t been allowed to see her for
many months; her dementia has worsened because of the lack of family contact. Like so
many families we are at our wit’s end as to how to retrieve this difficult situation. For
everyone, the waiting is endless and our patience is wearing thin. We are vulnerable,
our souls are weary, we yearn for replenishment and justice.
Another well-known Easter hymn, There is a green hill far away, has the line ‘and trust
in His (Jesus’s) redeeming love and try his works to do’. Easter brings us joy and salva-
tion. It gives us a reason to carry on with hope in our hearts. We have never needed
Easter so much as we do this year.
‘This is joyful Eastertide, away with sin and sorrow’ (another Hymn) Trust in the Lord
always; he will never fail us. With blessings this joyful Eastertide, Reverend Judith

CHURCH NEWS Masks to be worn, social distancing to be

Please Note: St Andrews Church is closed adhered to & sanitising hands before entry.
until the end of April for restoration work. Stephen Hudson, Churchwarden
St Mary the Virgin, Gt Massingham
Maundy Thursday - 1st April - Rev'd Judith
is leading a Holy Eucharist service at 2pm
Good Friday - 2nd April - Building of the
Easter garden at 10am. All children are
welcome and adults too. (See page 9)
Easter Day - 4th April at 10am. A joyful
service of Holy communion. Everyone is
welcome. Led by Rev'd Judith
Sunday 11th April at 9.30am
Holy Communion led by Rev'd Julian
Thomson
Sunday 18th April - Family service at After such a long lockdown it seems the right
9.30am. All families welcome. A light ser- time to re-open the Church for worship again.
vice enjoyed by all ages. Please come and We welcome you all to join us,
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Church Services April
Date Time Service Location
Thursday 1st April 11.00 am Holy Communion Zoom
Maundy Thursday 2.00 pm Holy Communion Great Massingham
6.00 pm Prayers and Meditation Zoom
Friday 2nd April 2.00 pm Prayers and Meditation Zoom
Good Friday 2.00 pm Liturgy of the Cross Harpley
Saturday 3rd April Easter Vigil Harpley
th
Sunday 4 April 8.00 am Holy Communion Ashwicken
Easter Day 10.00 am Holy Communion Great Massingham
11.00 am Holy Communion Zoom
Sunday 11th April 11.00 am Holy Communion Zoom
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Wednesday 14 April 3.00 pm Lectio Divina Zoom
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Sunday 18 April 11.00 am Prayer and Praise Zoom
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Sunday 25 April 11.00 am Holy Communion Zoom
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Wednesday 28 April 3.00 pm Celtic Service Zoom
Sunday 2nd May 11.00 am Holy Communion Zoom
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Wednesday 5 May 9.00 am Holy Communion Harpley
The following churches are open for private prayer from 6am until 6pm:
St Andrew, Congham (Sundays only), All Saints, Ashwicken,
St Mary, East Walton, and St Mary, Gayton Thorpe daily.
St Lawrence, Harpley is open daily from 8am until 6pm
Please use hand sanitiser provided on entering and leaving the building and observe
social distancing - 2metres recommended.
As you will see from our list of services we have been able to hold some services in
Church but, until restrictions are eased and we are allowed by the government to meet
inside, we will be continuing with our Zoom services. Hopefully, by May it will be possi-
ble to have at least one service a week in church and, once all restrictions are lifted, we
hope to be able to get back to some regular pattern of worship in our churches.
So, please check out our website regularly at www.ggmbenefice.uk

Funerals from the Registers THE DABBLING DUCK

At St Mary’s, Great Massingham See the advert on page 7
22nd January Pamela Doris Hirons about their takeaway menu.
There is also a special menu
26th January Pamela Kathleen Ruth Batson for Easter Sunday - April 4th
18th February Michael Watson The other Sunday roast day,
Our thoughts are with their families for April, is the 18th
01485 520 827
www.thedabblingduck.co.uk

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Boarding for dogs in the comfort of our home

Your dogs will be treated as one of the family for
the duration of their stay. Daily walks & spacious
grounds for your dog to play in.
Love and cuddles guaranteed!
The Paddocks, Station Road,
Little Massingham
Contact Donna on 07793 737 312
Landlords Electrical Testing
Electrical Upgrades
All Work Fully Insured
For your free estimate please call Adam Prime on
01485 601141
07765 786709
primenetworkgrp@gmail.com

FIRING Heath Farm Shop

Family run business
selling quality &

SQUAD
bespoke meat and
produce, from our own
farm & local Suppliers
Heath farm Shop, Lynn Lane,
Great Massingham
WOODBURNERS King’s Lynn, Norfolk, PE32 2HJ
01485 520 828
Comprehensive stock to view at our Open 9-5 Monday to Friday
showroom on 9-1 Saturday
The West Raynham Business Park.
01328 854 098
e-mail: firingsquadwoodburners@yahoo.com
www.firingsquadwoodburners.com
APPROVED CLEARVIEW STOCKIST

Great Massingham
Village Hall and Bar
We are Planning
to reopen on High quality fitted and free-standing
furniture. Individually designed,
Wednesday
May 19th personally installed by experts from
at 7pm. our Great Massingham workshops.
www.tenacityinteriors.com
Please come along and support.
Excellent facilities. Good beer, wines and CALL TODAY
spirits at competitive prices. Outdoor 01485 521888
drinking area. Satellite large screen TV

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 Useful Numbers
Organisation Contact Phone No.
Allotment Association Gill Goold 0750 824 2223
Biodiversity Project Tim Baldwin 520 813
Borough Council James (Jim) Moriarty 07879 492400
Bell Ringing Dale Gagen 520 024
Bowls Club To be advised
Church Contacts Revd Judith Pollard 01485 601 251
Community Car Scheme Office 520 823
Coronation Club Jill Whitmore 520 609
County Council Stuart Graham Dark 07450 679 355
Dabbling Duck Pub Mark Dobby 520 827
Doctors Massingham Surgery 520 521
The Film Night Arthur Allen 520 628
Fishing Warden Paul Smith and Ken Perry Sue Nash 07802 670 711
Guide Trefoil Guild Shirley Rae 520 259
Massingham Historical Society Peter James 521 706
Tennis and Multi-Sports Club Clare Parker 520 469
Parish Council Sue Nash (Chair) & Sarah Harvey (Clerk) Clerk 01328 823391
Pre-School Pip Armitage 07807 185 746
Police Non-emergency 101
School Kirsten Stibbon 520 362
Village Hall Hall & Bar & Vic Cross 520 588/520 387
Village Stores and Deli Mark and Kerry Eldridge 520 272

OVEN CLEANING
CARPET CLEANING
SOFA CLEANING
Call the local experts now

Installation of Solid, Clean Tech

Engineered & Laminates.
Floor Sanding & Re-Finishing. 01485 609223
Call Chris
Card, cheque and cash
Mobile 07894 791 723
Landline (01485) 521707 payments accepted
www.gibbswoodfloors.co.uk
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 The Cartshed Plans Ahead for Opening Up
On 12th April and in line with current Government guidance, we will be able to
open our outside dining areas for customers. This is a real positive step forward &
one we are very much looking forward - along with some better weather, we hope.
We will be able to serve food and drinks to groups of six or from two households.
We can seat over 20 customers across our two dining patio areas. We ask that you
come to the Tearoom entrance to place your order and we will take care of everything
from there.
We then look forward to opening the Tearoom fully on 17th May, if things go to plan.
Also, in conjunction with this, we shall be
reinstating our opening hours to 9 am to 4 pm for 7 days a week.
We have a new website which we encourage you to visit which shows our menus,
a booking system and other useful information.
The website is www.thecartshedtearoom.co.uk - see screenshot below.

We can be telephoned on 01485 520272 or contacted on

Facebook messenger, Instagram or twitter.
… and on behalf of myself and all of our fab Cartshed team, we would like to thank
you for all of your support and feedback over the last few months. It hasn’t been
easy but we really do appreciate how caring and supportive you have been to make
sure we could stay open through these troubled times. Mark, Kerry and the Team

DUCKLINGS
PRE - SCHOOL
What lovely
pictures!
We hope you like the Easter bunnies! The picture
far left shows when the children celebrated World
Down Syndrome Awareness Day by wearing odd
socks! Such happy faces to bring us cheer.
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