HAIKU

Ways of wasting time

1 Grandpa Pillock died His train-spotting days are done Will was all numbers 2 Granny struggles on Vacuums mows trims spin-dries drills "Machin’ry makes work" 3 Mam's had a sex-change Protest at the pissing-comp "Rules mean proper pricks" 4 Dad's run away now Living with a transvestite Remembering mam? 5 Sis goes on the game Takes husbands lovers and friends Gives fringe benefits

6 I'm an unknown bard Writing words without a rhyme Ways of wasting time

Charlie Gregory Cardiff