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Experience Watching Football Category: Funny Experiences

1] I took my son who was 5 years old watching a football game straight. It was the first experience. Up there, the game postponed several times. So while waiting for the start of the game, we spent time chatting and buying whatever is offered by the vendors: bread, canned drinks, candy, pop corn, ice cream, roasted peanuts, bun, chocolate cake, and hot dogs. One year later, I asked my son, “Want to watch a football game no more?” My son thinks very seriously and finally said, “No ded, I’m still satisfied anyway.”

Private Conversation

Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting.I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking very loudly.I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned around. I looked at the man and the young woman angrily. They did not pay any attention.In the end, I could not bear it. I turned around again. “I could not hear a word” I said angrily.“It’s none of your business” the young man said rudely. “This is a private conversation”

Generic Structure Analysis Orientation: introducing a writes as point of view “I” which is in a theatre last week

“If that is what you want. I do not step on the ground. Twister: the young man misunderstood the writer’s word and said. were talking noisily. He had not left the country yet. The following morning the king ordered his two guards to go to Abu Nawas’ house. “It’s none of your business. Then “Remember.blogspot.iem@ at 01:41 1 comments Saved by stilts The king wanted to test Abu Nawas’ smartness. It’s a private conversation”. I am swimming on the water” continued Abu Nawas. So he invited Abu Nawas to the palace. Abu Nawas was swimming in small pool in front of his house. Otherwise you will have to go to jail” said the king. The guards were very surprised found Abu Nawas still in his house.com Read More. from tomorrow you may not step on the ground of this country anymore” the king said seriously.. Posted by Chuz. “You want me. why haven’t you left this country yet? The king ordered you not to step on the ground of this country anymore. didn’t he?” said the guards. your Majesty?” greeted Abu Nawas. I want you to leave the country. young man and young woman. Instead leaving the country.Event 1: the other theatregoers. taken from: understandingtext. . “Yes. Then Abu nawas left the king palace sadly. “Sure he did” answered Abu Nawas calmly. you have fooled me three times and that’s too much. Event 2: the writer used physical language by turning around to the young man and young woman talk to not to make noisy. Event 3: the write used verbal language by saying “I could not hear a word”. “But look at me! Do I step on the ground of this country? No. “Hey Abu Nawas. I will do what you said” said Abu Nawas sadly.

And since yesterday.iem@ . I do not step on the ground of this country”.The guards were not able to argue with Abu Nawas so they left Abu Nawas’ house and went back to the palace. The king was not able to say anything.. Your Majesty. Harianto’s Abu Nawas and King Aaron) Generic Structure Analysis Orientation: Introducing Abu Nawas and the King on the counteracts about leaving and staying in the country Event 1: Abu Nawas was swimming on the pool Event 2: Abu Nawas was walking on the stilts Twister: Abu Nawas explained that swimming in the pool and walking on the stilts meant not stepping on the ground of the country taken from:understandingtext. Your Majesty” Abu Nawas answered calmly. The king wondered and said “Abu. Therefore the king ordered his guard to call Abu Nawas to come to the palace. Abu Nawas came to the palace on stilts. You walk on stilts like a child. The king was curious on Abu Nawas’ excuse not to leave the country. The guards reported what they had seen to the king. (Adapted from S. Posted by Chuz. So you see. I will surely punish you because you haven’t done what I have said. “This morning I took a bath in the small pool in my house so that I had not to step on the ground. You have not left this country”. The King continued “And now.blogspot.com Read More. look at you. Are you crazy? The king pretended to be furious. I have been walking on this stilts. “I remember exactly what you said.

he wanted to set up his estate company . He inherited his uncle’s money. The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. He suddenly became a very rich man because of the death of his rich uncle who had no children. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office.at 01:38 0 comments That Phone is Off Soon after he left college. “It must be my first customer” Dave thought. Dave found a nice office. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country. so he decided to set up his own real estate agency. Event 1: Being rich. “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone” Notes on the Spoof’s Generic Structure Orientation: Dave was a lucky man. He bought some new furniture and moved in. Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money. Then the man said to Dave.

He showed by making conversation on the phone. the policeman saw the man in the same park. Twist: The man whom he showed is a telephone technician. today I am taking it to the movie". Analyzing the Text Generic Structure Analysis Orientation. "What should I do?" The policeman replied. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked. He came to Dave’s office to connect that phone. The following day.iem@ at 01:29 0 comments Penguin in the Park Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. In his office. He took it to a policeman and said. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. he pretended to be a very successful businessman.blogspot. finally the man would take the penguin to the movies . "Take it to the zoo!". The next day. "I certainly did. So.Event 2: He had his new office. taken from: understandingtext. Posted by Chuz. They were in the park Event1. The man was still carrying the penguin. The man tended to take the penguin to the park Event.introducing participants: "He" and Penguin. "Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn't you take it to the zoo?" The man replied. Even.. the man were still carrying the penguin Twist. He acted as had an important client.com Read More.

Language Feature Analysis Focusing on certain certain participants. chronological order by days. He. policeman Using action verb. in the park Told in chronological order. walk up Using adverb of time and place. if she holla) . if. carry. penguin. the next day Top of Form Find Artist and Bottom of Form Browse : 0-9 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z | ALL Rate this song: 53400 1033428 Eenie Meenie lyrics Justin Bieber Print these lyrics Top of Form 1 3 4 5 by 15 Users Add to my playlist 2 Bottom of Form Artist: Justin Bieber lyrics Title: Eenie Meenie Send "Eenie Meenie" Ringtone to your Cell Lyrics to Eenie Meenie : (Sean) Eenie meenie miney mo Catch a bad chick by her toe If she holla’ (if. once.

mind. Right You seem like the type To love em’ and leave em’ And disappear right after this song. wind I wish our hearts could come together as one Cause shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ (Justin) Let me show you what your missin’ Paradise With me you’re winning girl You don’t have to roll the dice Tell me what you’re really here for Them other guys? I can see right through ya’ You seem like the type To love em’ and leave em’ And disappear right after the song. time. mind. mind Please don’t waste my time. c’mon get closer Look in my eyes Searchin’ is so wrong I’m Mr. mind. . wind. wind. wind.let her go She's indecisive She can’t decide She keeps on lookin’ From left to right Girl. So give me the night To show you. time. time. time I’m not tryin’ to rewind. hold you Don’t leave me out here dancin’ alone You can’t make up your mind.

hold you Don’t leave me out here dancin’ alone Can’t make up your mind. wind. mind. time. wind I wish our hearts could come together as one Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ . mind Please don’t waste my time. mind. mind. wind. wind. if she holla) let her go Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Can’t make up your mind. wind I wish our hearts could come together as one Cause shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ (Sean) Eenie meenie miney moe Catch a bad chick by her toe If she holla’ (if. time Not tryin’ to rewind. if she holla) let her go Eenie meenie miney moe Catch a bad chick by her toe If she holla’ (if. if. mind Please don’t waste my time. wind.So give me the night To show you. wind. mind. wind. time. time. time. mind. time. mind. time. time Not tryin’ to rewind. if.

if she holla) let her go She's indecisive She can’t decide She keeps on lookin’ From left to right Girl. wind. wind. mind Please don’t waste my time. time I’m not tryin’ to rewind. time. mind. time. mind.(Thanks to Tai for these lyrics and to keshafan13 and Jellyy for these corrections) (Sean) Eenie meenie miney mo Catch a bad chick by her toe If she holla’ (if. if. hold you Don’t leave me out here dancin’ alone You can’t make up your mind. wind I wish our hearts could come together as one Cause shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ (Justin) Let me show you what your missin’ Paradise With me you’re winning girl You don’t have to roll the dice . mind. wind. Right You seem like the type To love em’ and leave em’ And disappear right after this song. So give me the night To show you. time. c’mon get closer Look in my eyes Searchin’ is so wrong I’m Mr.

wind I wish our hearts could come together as one Cause shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ (Sean) Eenie meenie miney moe Catch a bad chick by her toe If she holla’ (if. mind. if she holla) let her go Eenie meenie miney moe Catch a bad chick by her toe If she holla’ (if. if. time. wind. So give me the night To show you. mind Please don’t waste my time. wind. wind. if. wind. mind. hold you Don’t leave me out here dancin’ alone Can’t make up your mind. mind Please don’t waste my time. mind. time. time. wind . mind. time. time Not tryin’ to rewind.Tell me what you’re really here for Them other guys? I can see right through ya’ You seem like the type To love em’ and leave em’ And disappear right after the song. wind. mind. mind. time. time Not tryin’ to rewind. if she holla) let her go Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Can’t make up your mind. time. wind.

I wish our hearts could come together as one Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ Shorty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova’ .

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