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pai ‘ volume sixty-seven, issue 4 november 2, 2021 Masthead Editor's Address managing editor-in-chief Hello tal you gargoyles, ghosties, beasties and besties! ‘annika Keller We're. lite late on this one - our souls have been trapped in content editor-in-chief tiny porcelain dll, and typing with these little baby fingers? Teas huntsman merkur Ws petty hard treasurer Girt help! sum sarap yeas Huntsman Merkur & Annika Keller production manager Editors-in-Chiet 2021/2022 ‘maya leischman it ca wma, /oseeitne if i otitis olivate gs Xx Joshua bienstock opin ash man le sarki carts & culture Tuey star & tamara lion avant garg ina poss & maya Beischmann Tocas huntsman meskur salt alyssa lyon sthebont khandaker| | contributors | ‘wler riches About us ‘The Gargosleis University College's ses stodent newspaper and publishes every two weeks ‘Weare a paper that believes that son mes you shouldbe angry, and that sometimes you should beloud, andi you have not hada voice before, you deserve a voice. We donot give print space to bigots and we do not feign etralityonistesof sei justice. At this moment eventing not offices attending a chaos magic ital with vdeo conferencing Production bi-weekly on discord Goin our seve for instant let) ‘uegargosle@gmailcom/submissions@ uegargoyle.ca wagargoyle.ca Women love crystals, Wg os The dissatisfaction inherent to modern spiritualityorwhy you~ won't find salvation in that , sapphire. the East to find meaning. In Block Skin, White ‘Masks Fanon waits: “The Backs represent 2 kind of insurance for humanity inthe eye ofthe Whites. When the Whites feel they have become 00 mechanized, they turn to the Coloureds and request litle human sustenance." 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