Are you a wild person?
Well welcome to the Jungle, we got vicious animals as our domesticated house pet’s, yes the country’s mascot is a Panther. Panthers are the land’s main source of income. Panthers are used for everything from food, to transportation, to clothing, as pets, as farm animals, and even as workers. Instead of cars all individuals ride in carriages pulled by Panthers and all electricity is generated from Panther power. All milk comes from impregnated Panthers. There is much controversy within Panther Land though. The northern half of the island has very strict, communist-like regulations and laws, while the southern half is incredibly democratic and free. The two constantly clash and many wars have waged across the borders. Constant wars occur between the Panthers. The legal tender is catnip, because everything revolves around feeding Panthers. The finer grains of catnip are seen as art, and are not used instead are kept on display in the catnip hall of fame.
Cross breeding is a scientist favorite. The Panther Party:
. the pink panther. Welcome to Panther Land.” A very predominant creature in the panther land. has a private jungle reserved for him on vacation times from his Hollywood films.Patty the Panther says “High Five.
Recent breeding testing has been made to make other animals more like panthers.
We have two major political parties in our Democratic Party system.
The New Panther Party:
Panther Land has had a longtime war with Lionermany. A recent capture has been made of a Panther leader. and his cross-breaded bunnies. who hopes to annihilate all those who aren’t blond furred. with their crazy leader Lioner.
Our national drink is:
. Huey Hefner.
All members of Panther Land who are not panthers must be branded:
One of the major corporations which comes from Panther Land is the Keebler Elf Factory:
.Made from genuine panther blood.
All public restroom facilities look like this:
.Elves are seen as inferior beings who can easily be eaten by a Panther.
When crimes are committed the a sign is shot into the sky and the Panther police comes:
.Fuck the soap you got bigger problems A recent problem in Panther Land is panthers contracting AIDS: Am I Down Syndromed?
Donate Now: Donations will be taken in quantities of catnip.
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Bibliography: Library of Panther Information UniversityOfFlorida.gov Seminoles.PantherLand