CONTENTS ……..

Hall Council 2009-10 1
Hall Awards 2008-09 2
Hall Awards 2009-10 3
From the Editor's Desk 5
From the Warden's Desk 6
From the Hall President's Desk 7
From the Second Senate Member's Desk 8
By G.Sec Soc & cult. 9
By G.Sec Tech 10
By G.Sec Maintenance 11
By G.sec Mess 12
Saurabh Harihar 13
Write it Down Vivek Nautial 14
The Golden Days Vishal Gupta 15
Smiley Invention Ravi Sinah 16
Ujjwal Kumar
Addicted for Life K. Ravi Theja 17
Ten Commandments K. Ravi Theja 18
Kaustubh Kashyap
Aabhas Srivastava 20
Journey of Life
It Was Never there from the Other Side Anshul Rai 19
Angel Dust
Night Vishal Gupta 22
Dream Love Sunil Kumar Das 24
God And I Umesh Gupta 25
Do I Live on that side of Life? Deepit Purkayastha 26
Twilight Vishal Gupta 27
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Hall President Mohit Singh
Second Senate Member Pankaj Kumar Chaukikar
Social and Cultural Sunil Kumar
Sports and Games Arka Prabha Roy
Mess Pure Deepak
Maintenance Gonnabhaktula Rahul
Technology Dipanjan Dey
Library Subhro Das
Web Ashutosh Thakur
Literary Kaustubh Kashyap
Entertainment Himanshu Jagwani
Dramatics Varun Verma
Fine Arts Mrityunjay Pandey
Anuj Kamble
Indoor Games Secretary Vivek Tyagi
Basketball, Aquatics, Lawn tennis Secretary Tribhuvan Joshi
Football, Athletics Secretary Bharath Raghunath
Cricket Weightlifting Secretary Preetam Kumar
Hockey, Volleyball Secretary Ashwani Verma
Technology Srinivas Reddy
Ravi Sinha
Pratyush Sinha
Mess Ram Narayan Sahu
Sumeet Mavani
Rahul Dey
Ankit Agarwal
Maintenance Manik Singhal
P. Bala Kameshwar
Reetesh Chandra
Gardening Saksham Patel
Common Room Nilesh Vadkhiya
Library Committee Members Aabhas Srivastava
Naveen Poddar
Nishant Kumar
General Secretaries
Secretaries
HALL COUNCIL 2009-2010
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HALL AWARDS 2008-2009
Best Outgoing Azadian Abhijeet Nath
Freedom of the Hall Burhanuddin Pithawala
Bodhisatva Award Atig Bagchi
Shanti Gupta Trophy T. Theja
Gautam De Cup Arka Aloke Bhattacharya
Bhagat Singh Cup Anuranjan kumar
Pankaj Kumar Chaukikar
C V Raman Cup Ganesh Bhalsing
Spirit of Azad Sunil Kumar Das
Manjit Singh Grewal Cup Binoy Tudu
Bipul Kumar
Sports Prankur Shrivastava
Ashish Verma
Abhimanyu Yadav
V. Gyaneshwar Rao
Soc n Cult Arpit Sankhla
Shashvat Doorwar
Piyush Sanduja
Pramey Upadhyaya
Tech Parth Sethi
Amiya Patnaik
Best Fresher Lokesh Pant
Adityendra Suman
Abhimanyu Lahiri
Kapil Gumasta
Kaustubh Kashyap
Anil Sarma
Eureka Cup Allen Dan Babu
Young Blood Cup Sukhdeep Singh Brar
Best Secretary Ashish Gupta
Dipanjan Dey
Hall Blues
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HALL AWARDS 2009-2010
Best Outgoing Azadian Sushil Tiwari
Freedom of the Hall Shubham Shrivastava
Bodhisatva Award Tushar Gulati
Shanti Gupta Trophy Arka Aloke Bhattacharya
Umang Shah Trophy C.V. Rohan
Gautam De Cup Allen Dan Babu
Bhagat Singh Cup P V Kaushik
Lovepreet Mann
C V Raman Cup Anshul Khandelwal
Spirit of Azad Dipanjan Dey
Manjit Singh Grewal Cup Abhimanyu Lahiri
Sports Shailabh Kumar
Prabhat Shankar
Tapas Marandi
Ajeet Singh
Chandra Pal Gautam
Bipul Kumar
Arpit Mishra
Ghanshyam Meena
Devendra Gupta
Soc n Cult Kaustubh Gururaj
Amit Suthar
Himanshu Dhiman
Nagendra Bharadwaj
Emmanuel Kerketta
Shaurya Verma
Tech Ritej Bachhawat
Varun Rathi
Keshav Modi
Rahul Saxena
Best Fresher Pappula Sandeep
Aditya Nanda
Abhinav Shrivastava
Shirin Reddy
Atish Bhattacharya
Sagar Kumar
Hall Blues
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Eureka Cup P. Bala Kameshwar
Sourabh Harihar
Young Blood Cup Varun Verma
Shreyansh Tiwari
Gaurav Bansal
Best Secretary Mrityunjay Pandey
Pratyush Sinha
Anuj Kamble
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The Editor's Nostalgia
I cannot bring myself to believe that four years in Azad Hall have passed so quickly and now it's
time for us to say goodbye. And when I try to pen down my thoughts or compile my memories in
retrospect, I am stumped because what words can do justice to the effort that we put behind each
and every event right from Illumination and Gymkhana elections in our 2nd yr, to the Tech GC the
next year, to the gold, oh, the glorious gold in dramatics and finishing with the lead in two GCs last
year, and finally the highs and lows of this year.
I am particularly proud of my batch and biased towards it because we as a batch played a pivotal
role in the way things went around the hall and raised the bar in every single event. I still
remember when I was a second year, how we were in awe of our 5th years; since then we have
seen 8 batches right down to the current first year, and we have evolved with each of them. At the
end of it all, I believe I have crossed off almost everything on my hall bucket list – Winning a GC –
done, A victory march for winning the GC – done, bashing up your rivals after winning the GC –
done, winning the gymkhana elections and the VP – done, twice ( ),
winning that elusive gold in dramatics – done, ending the year with a lead in two GCs - done and
so the list would never end. But the best part of it was how all the people got together to make
the above mentioned things happen, how much fun we had and of course how we held ourselves
together in dark times. We learnt from our senior batches and we effected the change, we built
teams over three long years and yes, we did taste success, a lot of it. Of course we could never win
Illumination or the Socult and Sports GCs (officially), but there must always be something left on
the bucket list, something to look forward to, and something we wish that our talented juniors will
achieve for we believe they have all that it takes to win the world for Azad.
Which brings me to my message for the hall: yes, we did fail in some aspects this year, but it is
nothing to be disappointed about. Rather, the absence of success must make you thirsty for more.
For those who are intimidated by the uphill tasks in the years to come, or those who were
dejected this year, I will say -
“If I need a cause for celebration
Or a comfort I can use to ease my mind
I rely on my imagination
And I dream of an imaginary time.”
That imaginary time is not far. We have all that it takes to convert this imagination to reality, to a
reality that exceeds all levels that our imagination can conceive, to the GC, to success, because
there is . We have the tempo, the talent and the people to
achieve this success, only if we believe in ourselves, coordinate our efforts towards this one
common goal- in a pursuit towards the shimmering deceiving land called . We have to
raise ourselves higher for a brighter tomorrow, a tomorrow of which we as a hall will be proud of.
Let the times to come be our moment in the sun. Here's wishing that this sun will shine much
brighter for years.
Cheers to us… and of course
even got a bit bored with it
nothing more intoxicating than success
perfection
- YO AZAD!!!
The Editor
Azadian2010
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From The Warden's Desk
I am proud of staying in this hall and enjoying the glorious events and the achievements in
succession. The boarders have shown true spirit in academic and extra-academic activities to bring
the reputation of our Hall being one of the best in the institute.
The management skills of the Hall Council Members are appreciable from the point of view of
maintenance, Mess Bill and Security as well. Average condition of the boarders has remained
comfortable to the mass in general. I hope the glorious past of the Hall will continue to enhance
the future by maintaining excellent trends as usual.
I wish the entire outgoing boarders a very prosperous career ahead and I welcome the newcomers
with a wish for their personality full of vigor and vitality.
Prof. K.B.L. Srivastava
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From the Hall President's Desk
Fellow Azadians,
It's that time of the year again when you run out of words, when you look back in retrospect at the
year gone by and remember the days and nights of hard work put in various events, the highs and
the lows and try to pen down these memories of a lifetime.
But as a Hall President's article, a formal report of last year's events is in order. The year began
with the successful conduction of KHOJ '10 without a major chaos. I appreciate the efforts that 2
years put in the same. Following this, Illumination was conducted after a gap of a year. It was a
great platform where everyone came out of their rooms and performed their part with great
temperament. All the memories of my 2 year got refreshed. It was nice to see 4 and 5 years
climb on top of chatais to tie up the loops and suddenly we were back in our 2 yr working
fervently to get it done. We tried a few new things this year, but in the end I am happy to say that
we will be very well prepared for the next year as we successfully passed down the funda to our
juniors.
The passion of each and every participant for gold brought laurels for the hall in the General
Championships and results came accordingly. In Sports GC, we returned to our golden times in
. We had our long-awaited medals in (Silver) and (Bronze) and Silver in
olleyball and eightlifting. The achievements by the freshers' in aquatics are praiseworthy. In
Social and Cultural GC, we had awesome performances throughout the year. We were almost on
the verge of lifting both the and the cups but things didn't go our way in
the end. Though we did not have much luck in dramatics events this year, but our beloved
'Banchharam' will remain alive in the hearts of everyone, needless to mention the excellent work
by the Fine Arts team in each of them. Our winning culture in Tech GC still lives. We gave a close
fight in almost all the events ending the year on a high note.
For my batchmates and seniors who are passing out, I would say that the Hall would not be the
same without you guys. I wish the best of luck to all graduating Azadians for their future
endeavors and the newly elected HCM for the year ahead.
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Mohit Singh
Hall President
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From the Desk of Second Senate Member
Yet another year has passed and with the efforts of the new lot of enthusiastic freshers and the
guidance and support of the seniors, we have been to retain the glory of AZAD in the minds of all
Kgpians.
Throughout the year, we had a series of events ranging from Illumination to the General
Championships, where we got opportunities not only to develop our skills but also to strengthen
the bond among juniors and seniors. Conduction of Illumination after a gap of one year was a
major achievement. Illu, undoubtedly, provides the platform where every boarder, irrespective of
whichever year he belongs to, work together as a family for the place which we proudly call our
home, AZAD.
We put up quite a number of wonderful performances in all the three General Championships. In
the field of social and cultural, I would personally like to praise the excellent devotion of Fine arts
team in rangoli, FARTS Cup and in the Dramatics events. Our English dramatics production,
“Banchharam's Orchard”, under the guidance of the charismatic duo KG-Suthar was amazing and
won appreciation by each and everyone who watched it. We did put up brilliant shows in both
eastern and western groups.
We had a wonderful year in sports GC, with the gold in hockey. Here again most of our teams
comprised of the newbies in the hall. In Tech GC we maintained our record of gold in case study.
Though ad-design couldn't fetch any medal, but the idea and concept was awesome.
On the whole it had been a year of both crest and troughs. We have to learn from our mistakes as
well as we have to put our heart and soul in all the events where e came out with flying colors.
We are going to miss the immensely talented graduating batch of 2010. The void created by your
absence is tough to be filled. All e expect is your love and guidance in the years to come.
YO AZAD
Pankaj Kumar Chaukikar
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The Year that was…
It's that time of the year again, when everything has been said and done, and one tends to sit and
think about where we started from and where we actually are, the hard truth being that we ended
3rd in the GC. Looking back, I believe in spite of our standing, in spite of our failure in bagging
gold, there were some very promising trends which will grow in the coming year. But before I write
about those, a formal report about the past one year is in order.
Khoj 2009 was a grand success with no mishaps and was very well organized with a huge
participation. Undoubtedly we made a huge impact of AZAD on the fresher's. Then came
Illumination and Rangoli. I personally congratulate the whole Rangoli team and kudos to the
second year junta who turned up and lived up to the expectation. Illumination was organized with
a lot of new experiments. Taking such risks with new experiments was in order because we had to
do something phenomenal and new to get gold. Some of the experiments did succeed but
unfortunately a few of them failed which cost us the 'the pot of rasgullas'. Still, in terms of tempo
this year was as grand as could be. But what was heartening to see was the 2nd years after
working the whole night, coming again voluntarily in the afternoon to start from where they left,
with some deciding not to leave their post three tables high until they finished their Chatai! My
kudos and heartiest congratulations to all of them. I also thank all my seniors who turned up in
huge numbers and showed the same tempo which they had exhibited two years back and kept the
2nd years going. With our experience from this year and the present tempo I believe we can pull it
off next year.
Now focusing on the GC, the Entertainment cup was lost by just a few points which were most
unfortunate. Hats off to the whole Entertainment team and all others who contributed to it! We
lost even the Literary cup by just a few points again, though, we ended the year on a happy note
with gold in English Elocution. Drams cup started with a very different note, unexpected and
gloomy, this year. Even after great performance In English dramatics we failed to impress the
judges. There are a lot of lessons to be learned though from this year's performance, a few areas
where we will definitely work upon the next year. My kudos to the Fine Arts team, especially
Mrityu and Anuj who showed exemplary dedication in all Fine Arts events.
I accept that amidst the chaos of last year and many talented seniors passing out, we have an
uphill task ahead. But the present 2nd years showed a lot of promise for the times to come. I
believe that if we really practice hard without getting complacent we can bring the GC home next
year. On this note I would like to wish the next G. Sec Socult the best of luck for the next year and
sign off one last time from this glorious post.
Yo Azad!!
Sunil Kumar
General Secretary, Social and Cultural
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The Highs and Lows of a G.Sec Tech
As I sit down to write about the events that transpired over the past year, I have to grudgingly
admit that luck definitely did not help us this time round. We certainly didn't do everything
correctly. But in spite of all this we managed to finish in the top three ranks of 2 GCs, Soc-cult and
Tech. We came very close to win Lit cup and Ent cup. We pulled off a gold in Open IIT English
drams, managed to do nothing short of spectacular in Inter Hall English drams and drew bolt from
the blue in Hindi drams. We also managed to grab many more good things in Fine Arts.
But in spite of these laurels and just missed ones, the most pleasurable aspect of this year remains
the mix of talent and tempo we found in the new 2nd year batch. Last year, we were pretty sure
that we'll be in deep water once the five pillars of our drams team (for the uninitiated, they are
KG, Suthar, Dhiman, Arka and Shaurya) pass out. But when they are actually passing out, we
realize that we have a whole cache of talented juniors in the likes of Makkhi, Harihar, Kaustubh,
Nautiyal and all. We've found one of the most bankable voices ever in Aaron (be it Ent or Lit, he is
a pure winner, everywhere) and one of the most melodious ones in Saurav. Add a very skilled and
committed Fine Arts and Lit team to the pot, be sure we can make it really big next year.
But as they say, too much of soc-cult talk, spoils a G sec Tech's write up. So, let's concentrate on
the stuffs I'm passing on to Mr. Srinivas Reddy.
We had a hell lot of ill fates and a resultant dry semester in the autumn but the great efforts we
put in Product Design and Ad Design certainly set the tempo for the whole year. Come spring
semester and we scripted a great fight back. A Chem Innovation Bronze was closely followed by
gold in Case Study (thanks to Ricky, Rohit, Sushant and Chauhan) and Silver in Opensoft. We
finished our run of this year with Silver in Hardware Exhibition and just one event away from the
laurel. But we certainly won the glory at stake.
I cannot possibly include the names of all those 2nd years who added lots of value to our tech
team, but as a mortal, I will try to name most of them. Pratyush, Ravi, Srinivas, Ankit, Prateek,
Rohit, Ritesh, Mavani, Pappu, Sagar, Mrityu, Sahu, Nitish, Mantu, Atish, Aabhas, Bala, Gaurav,
Arijit, Anirban, Snehan, Rahul, Kamble, thanks a ton for all those valuable contributions when we
really needed them. And I really don't want you guys to miss the GC treat next year. And believe
me, if you all contribute in the same manner you did this year, there is no way we can miss it.
And to all of my seniors, it was really a great pleasure to work with all of you! Sorry for all the
cases when I faltered, for all the instances where I failed to raise the bar or dropped it. And thanks
a ton for teaching me lessons I needed and for making me wiser.
Dipanjan Dey
General Secreatary Technology
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Maintaining the Balance
End of yet another eventful year...........
A year of adaptation and learning, a year filled with chaos, but at the end, I am proud that
Azadians stood together and emerged victorious.
My tenure as the General Secretary, Maintenance started with a week of sleeplessness and
'frustapa'. Room allotment was even more difficult with the first years and the involvement of
HMC. I had a few meetings with the HMC chairman, Warden and a couple of other professors in
which I was provided insight into who can get a DC and various other options(:P). Finally I
managed to settle everyone down. I thank my batchmates and second years for their co-operation
and putting up with it for most part of the year.
Even thought I tried my best, this year the maintenance of the hall went down a notch, due to the
various construction works, blame games between construction and sanitary departments,
problems regarding the terms of Sweeping contract and involvement of political parties in the
Sweeping Contract. I thank the boarders for keeping up with this.
Thought this is my first real ILLU, we managed to put up a decent show, thanks to all the seniors
and juniors who helped me out a lot. (I loved the debates with the juniors). I hope I will be able to
take up the role of my seniors and help in putting up a better ILLU next time.
The Gymkhana elections were chaotic again, and unfortunately we did not manage to bag any post
of a General Secretary due to some “unexpected developments”, but we did learn a lot from this
and I am damn sure that next year Azad will be on top again.
The first years showed great spirit in ILLU and every other hall event even thought they were
forced to stay away in MMM due to unavoidable circumstances. They displayed the true spirit of
an AZADian. I hope they will keep it up in the years to come.
I would like to thank all the other HCM for their support and co-operation
Finally....... YO AZAD!!!!!!!
Rahul G
General Secretary Maintenance
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Don't let it go
The past one year was a great experience working as a G.sec Mess. It wouldn't be an
understatement when I say that, along with the MCM members, I kept myself busy to help the
mess function effectively. There were some tough and good times. At the end of it all we learned a
lot, experienced something really new, and, even listened to a lot of comments, complaints and
compliments.
If anyone ever felt that I gave diplomatic answers or tried to procrastinate things, I assure you that
was never the case. I feel my interaction with the workers was extremely good, and I have been
encouraging and motivating them during the good and bad times, and I believe, not only me but
all the boarders should take up some of this responsibility.
Now let us look into the present and future scenario of our mess.
The present system we are following is the centralized tender system, where the authorising
power of the students has declined. Previously we used to have a tender system at the hall level
which gave more autonomy to the students, which is why I believe that a change is required here.
Future avenues would include the privatization of mess; but the important thing I would like to
repeat is that we can control the quality as long as the decision making is in our hands, so please
do not let the mess be dependent on the HMC, rather let us take matters in our own hands.
To reiterate it has been a good journey, working on the great foundation laid by Gulati and Rathi. I
hope I continued the good work and convey my best wishes to the next G. Sec and hope
everything functions smoothly.
Cheers
Pure Deepak
12
Journey of Life
Do we ever wonder, when we are passing one day after another, that we are actually on a
journey....a journey, where we decide our own destinations, we prepare our own maps, we select
our own routes and still we keep coming across new places everyday-new places, new people and
new emotions....a journey that we all have in common but still it is different and special for each
one of us....yes, it is the exciting and adventurous journey that we all have embarked upon- the
journey of life!
Since our childhood, something that each one of us learns involuntarily, without having to be
taught, is to dream. Weaving our dreams carefully into thoughts and thoughts into goals, we
kickstart the endless pursuit of life. In a way, we are all artistes, painting our favorite drawings on
the canvas, using the colours we like.
The habit of dreaming big, the journey to follow goals takes us to places we never thought we
could go, makes us meet people which we would never have met otherwise and fills up each
moment of our life with bitter-sweet experiences which we carry forward on our way. In the case
of us kgpians, this journey brought us here, to this place called IIT Kharagpur .We gradually
dissolved in its fervour and became a part of the famous kgp cluture. We were all here, with
different interests, different choices, trying to blend into one homogeneous mass of kgpians- a
breed that could go on to do anything in the world, from working on complicated engineering
problems to managing multinational companies. We knew that the most crucial and at the same
time, the most enjoyable years of our life are going to be spent here.
A journey can only be enjoyable when you have somebody to share your joy with. And this very
fact led us into making a number of new friends, new mates in kgp. We started sharing our small
joys and the smallest sorrows with these friends. Being together in classrooms, hostels, canteens
...these friends became an integral part of our lives. The high-spirited moments of victory became
all the more triumphant because of them and the little moments when we felt bogged down, they
were always there to care and support.
Life here is never a bed of roses, and that we all know well. Shuttling in and out of classes through
the day, and at the same time, managing a number of extra-curricular activities through nights and
the very popular night-outs. There is everything, from 'drams,' dance and music to sports and
games. The clock keeps ticking and you keep grabbing its hands, wanting it to stop and give you
some more time. It's like you are an athelete...You sweat and sweat but each drop keeps you going
for more. Hats off to this place where human endurance exceeds the boundaries of space and
time! There are times when this breath-takingly pacy life decides to slow down. But this place
itself is brimming with so much zeal and vigour that it rejuvenates the worst of losers.
Then one day the vehicle of life suddenly decides to take a halt, leaving us on the brink of breaking
down. The day of saying goodbye to the place finally dawns. Tears well up in our eyes and we grow
nostalgic. The moments- both good and bad keep coming back to our memories, making the
farewell all the more difficult. The journey of life, unlike any other journey, often takes such
sudden turns, making us leave what we treasure most, to search for newer, undiscovered
treasures.
Nevertheless, we take up this challenge and surge forward in our journey, packing into our luggage
memories....memories that will always stay with us no matter where we go!
Saurabh Harihar
13
Write It Down
I have always wondered what it would feel like to write an article. Not that I haven't “written”
articles. Everyone has “written” something at some point. Some people end their writing with the
last language exam they have, and even though their last “written” piece gets them a distinction in
the exam. They don't care for writing. Some just have a nose for writing. They write to their
entertainment, their contentment, their enlightenment. They write because they are good at it. And,
then there are people like me. We never write once we are done with schooling, we just produce
pieces from then on. Mostly these pieces are never written, they are typed. Parts of these pieces are
copied straight from the source.
After almost two years of having produced stuff, stuff ranging from case studies, essays, plays,
debates, letters of request, and even one piece of Broadway musical, I feel like writing. Even if just
once, just once to express how I feel about not having “written” for so long. I just want feel that
spontaneity, that rawness, that true sense of originality. My piece should be one, not corrected by a
spelling checker algorithm; nor supported by a thesaurus website, once I fall short of novelty of
words, novelty of expressions; because true writing is about expression and no matter what kind of
language you use, your expression is what your piece stands for. I mean, there are various ways to
display your prowess in using sophisticated words, take the GRE or take part in some verbal ability
test or just take the CAT. There are ways to show your prowess in using catch phrases, quotes and
so on, be a debater, or take up work in marketing. There are ways to show your general knowledge,
be a quizzer or be a quizmaster, publish a quiz-blog or whatever.
Now, I don't want to be mistaken here. I don't mean to say writing must not include sophisticated
words, cool and catchy phrases or general trivia. All that I intend to say point out is that, not
writing, just because you are not good at any of these or some of the other “central themes” for
pieces is absurd. And, writing merely to showcase any of these skills is no less absurd.
So write, not for anyone else but for yourself. Because, even though producing pieces might give
you fame, money, appreciation, recognition, and everything desirable, writing gives you quality
time for reflection.
Vivek Nautiyal
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The Golden Days
Some time ago in history, there was a country. With the most diverse land on the face of the earth
and tremendous versatility in cultures, the great nation held pride. People then were happy and
merry. They celebrated all festivals with equal zest and loved each other more than they loved
themselves. The king took care of his subjects like a father. The land grew great amounts of food,
the cattle could flow rivers of milk, the sky showered love, the water was pure, and everything was
as perfect as a child's dream.
But good days stay only to be followed by the dark ones. Strangers from a faraway land once came
to the great state for evolving a beautiful relationship which would be of mutual interest. The
nation, open to new relations welcomed the guests heartily not only in the land, but also in the
hearts of the people. But the strangers meant something else. Slowly and schemingly they took
over the land and what once were kings, were reduced to puppets. A few paranoids got control of
the state once called the 'golden bird' by the world. The bird was now featherless but it didn't
retaliate as it thought first of the people whom it had respected and then of itself. The bastards
took advantage of the silence and raped the bird till it could stand no more. For once the soldiers
of the nation awakened and fought like never before. Bravehearts equipped with courage,
patriotism used the weapons of love, non-violence and satyagraha to fight for their mother. But as
nature would have it, they had to pay the price of a late revolt. The bird was saved but wingless. It
could not fly again. It fell on the earth with only the hope to touch the sky again. It was shattered,
destroyed, finished. The great legend was… over. The culprits went back to their motherland but
left their deeds here. Violence, racial discrimination, hunger for power, poverty, discontent
became the synonyms of the new land. Now government nothing but a race for power and who
could say more. Unhappiness was accepted as a natural part of people's lives. The golden bird was
now, dead.
But today, the times have changes since then. A resurrection is in the making. Another bird has
taken flight, partly golden. It stores in itself the wise principles of the ancient land and flies at a
place to meet the modern demand. It has challenges to overcome and problems to demolish.
Today people don't discuss the problems they have. Anyone who doesn't think like them 'just
doesn't understand' and anyone who thinks differently altogether 'is definitely mad.' No one has
time to sit down and think as they don't have time to get their cars fueled as they're too busy
driving it. A time has come when no one talks to no one. The land of 'we' is overcome by the
motto of 'me.' The government pays no heed to the wants of the people. Hypocrisy has overtaken
democracy. People have forgotten to be what they are and become 'what people want them to
be.' They talk of fighting terrorism but do not demolish the terror of LKK (log kya kahenge?) which
resides in them. Once proud of its diverse culture, religious and caste differences are what seem
'natural' today. People say 'what can a single person do by changing himself? What can I do alone?
What can anyone do alone? It's not my fault as I was quiet.' They don't realize that keeping quiet
was what caused this disaster. It is not a crime. It is a sin. Now it's the time to stand up and speak.
Now is the time to fight the inner demon. Now is the time to do it again. Now is the time for
resurrection. I am a soldier of the pen. I do my work and shall continue doing it. I hope you shall
find yours and do yours too. May you kill the inner monster soon.
Vishal Gupta
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Smiley Invention..
Lets get over with the smileys chatting infants use—:) , :D , :| , :O, :B .. and get a peek into the
world of the Gods ( :D … oops)!
Please try to guess the meaning yourself before jumping to the answer.. Alright!…. ready?
o:- ) AnAngel
:-') PreityZinta.. dimples ;)
:{) Verrappan.. themoustache..
:Q Manholdingapipeinhis mouth
B-(<=====B) Man/Woman having a <–censored—> in his/her
mouth.. andwearinggoggles of course;)
:E Manholdingforkinhis mouth
:U Manholdinghorseshoemagnet inhis mouth:D
:$ Manholdingmoneyinhis mouth:)
:L Maneatingpaan.. drippingfromside
:T Man eating pan in zero gravity :D .. dripping
upwards as well…
:Y Mentos..zubannpelagyelagam..
Q=:-) Achef..
X-( Deadman!
:-*)=} Aladywearinganosethingandanecklace!
:-C~~] Aguysuckingnoodles fromhis plate..
q:- ) Adudewearinga…guess??cap!!! hahaha..
*<:-) SantaClaus
:~~) LordGanesha
( Y ) Wantedtocensor this but.. let it be…this is a girl's
backinbikini :D
(_o_) Thethingaboveis coveringthis!! lmao!! :D
Ravi Sinha
Ujjwal Kumar
Do visit-http://ravisinha080.wordpress.com/
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Addicted for Life
Ooops……!!
The smell is the first thing sensed. A nauseating one, that too, it hits the nose like a stone hurled
into the face. And there it lingers, as they inhale the smoke, intoxicating their minds and souls, if
such a thing exists. Their bodies, no longer controlled by their lost minds, shake wildly to the
soundof music. The ear-shattering music. Noise. Andintoxication. The combinationmakes them
go insane, jumping onto each other, spilling the intoxicating fluid from the containers and
expletives fromtheir foul mouths. The smoke still lingers, as their vision seems to blur and their
step seems to falter. Time flies by, though a sense of it exists only in their lost thoughts.
Containers are emptied as stomachs are filled with the fluid. The smoke vanishes slowly as it
disperses intotheir lungs. Yet, theintoxicationlingers on........
It is blurry. Vague. I can see some black circles all around, probably some heads. No wait, there is
someone at the other end. Other end??of what?? Ohh....!!! I amsitting in some enclosure. That
person, I can't even see the face clearly, seems like that person is dressedlike a man. He's moving
around. I supposehe's talking too. I don't hear a thing though. But whoseis this voice? ThevoiceI
hear. It is calling out my name. "Theja..!!, Thejaaa......!!!". That's my name...??!!!
a a a a a a a a a a r r r r r r r g g h h h h h h h h h h h h h . . . . . . . . ! ! !
my neck....!!!! a sharp, jerking pain. Clarity is falling into it's right place.
Ohno. Theprofessor. Hefoundmecompensatingmynight out.
K.Ravi Theja
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Ten Commandments
1. Get four friends in life and share a single bed with them. The sleep will be long remembered
(All for good reasons, If you know what I mean)
2. Never ever be afraid to try things. Booze, Fag, Grass, Floyd, Depp, Wodehouse – Life is
incomplete without experiencing them.
3. You can go and kill yourself if you are 23 and still a virgin.
4. No seriously, you need to die now. Like – Right Now!!
5. Spend your weekend only on Maggi and Tinku once in a while.
6. If you are working and you don't own a bike, I will come and kill you.
7. Stop living with your parents if you have crossed the age of 18.
8. Bitching is Nirvana.
9. Fall in love.
10. Meet KG-Suthar once before you die.
Ravi Theja
Kaustubh Kashyap
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It Was Never there from the Other Side
After foppishing for an hour
Finally I left to meet her,
For the reason I waited so long
As if appearing for an interview
Making me nervous of the result.
The way I would start,
The reaction I would get…
When I would tell what I feel
I was waiting for her to come
And then my heart beat faster
And faster and faster
Seeing her, drenched me with sweat
And our eyes met…
Both smiled and exchanged wishes
And then a long silence
Which was shouting a lot
Her eyes talked to me
And revealed that she was nervous too.
And then, on a lighter note
It started with the weather of the day
And it went on and on…
Till suddenly, HE interrupted with 'Hi'
And the reply was
A kiss by my girl.
The girl who was with me
And it all pierced deep into my heart.
Appreciated, that the lad didn't join us
But it would not have mattered now,
As the maelstrom in my heart settled down,
And the first date turned into
Just another date of the month.
That halfhearted silent walk
Back to home made me realize
It was never there from the other side...
Anshul Rai
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Angel Dust
There are times,
times when my heart whines.
It is you that it desires.
It has been months,
months since we last met,
But that moment I shall never regret.
I cannot fathom why,
why I keep clinging,
when the world around
me is changing.
There are so many stars
for me to see,
But you are the
only moon to me.
I don't know it's luck or fate,
but in every girl,
I search for your face.
My mind kept saying ,
you were never meant for me,
still my eyes wept,
searching for you wherever I see.
There are times,
times when I wonder,
have I committed a blunder.
I very well know,
that you can never be mine.
Still I guess,
being in Love is divine.
Oh! How can it be?
Someone whom I was so averse to,
is now this poem's addressee.
You know me like an open book,
Still never in my heart,
You will care to look.
Still I dare not get
Close to you,
Lest, I might regret
knowing all about you.
You may be my life's song,
But, I fear,
we might never get along.
There are times,
times I wish I could speak,
But the words cannot come out.
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There are times,
times I wish for a kiss,
But my mind is full of doubt.
Your thoughts give me the strength,
To face the world in all its might.
It seems to me that,
For me this one sided love is just right.
It is not that I don't want you,
It is that I don't want to lose the hope.
The pangs of rejection,
the fear of non-affection.
My feeling being so true,
it would be too much to cope.
There are times,
times when I feel,
these feelings are so unjust.
They come and leave,
leaving scars like Angel Dust.
Aabhas Srivastava
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Night
It was the time when the eyes failed
as little stars were all that hailed.
Without the moon in the sky soon
darkness was the one which prevailed.
I sat there by the window
in that moonless sleepless night
and heard birds chirping
a sound which is ignored by the light
I thought how people disregard
this beautiful sound by the radiance
Don't the birds chirp all day
or we just have no time to lay
A wonder it is how we overlook something infront of us
to think of things far ahead
living in the present was a thing of the past
Future-thinking, that's our new cast
The wonderful chirping was disturbed
by the sudden bark of the hound
He sat there watching his shadow
maybe he didn't like the sound.
Whatever it was I saw him at once,
he was sitting there like a sculpture
But then suddenly he ran off
behind a car, prey for a vulture
He followed it far and then finally stopped
And then barked for a long time
And it was that time when I remembered
Of a question, long back heard
“Will the dog ever catch a car?”
I laughed at the questioner and replied,
“The question is not whether he'll catch one
The question is what'll he do if he does.”
In life we always run
Behind things futile
Without ever stopping once to reflect
What'll be the resile
We run behind materialism all our life
Without thinking once why we do it
It is for inner peace one would say
but I ask does inner peace come from outside?
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Then something else makes me laugh
Are we living a life same as the dog?
Maybe that's why it is as sleepless as me
But I am shackled and he is free.
Another faint noise gets my attention
This time it is a man I guess
He's shouting at someone is my deduction
Hearing the intensity and pitch of the blare
Maybe it's a father scolding his drunk son
Or a man beating the woman he married
Or maybe just a man taking out frustration he brought along
From a hard day at work
Whatever it is it reminds me
Of the swift society we boast
Where feeling are a thing of the past
And anger is the thing we live with most
But I see now rays of hope
Now coming across this eternal sky
And it is a beautiful sight
Where the day mixes with the night
Slowly contaminating the darkness
which suppressed it for so long
Proving that darkness is just an illusion
Soon to be shown by the light
And a beautiful picture it was
When the sky changed colors
But now it will take away just
The peace and quiet
Of the night
Vishal Gupta
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Dream Lover
My life will be empty and alone
Until I have my lover here
My arms will be empty and cold
Until I have my sweetheart near.
I will wake happy each morning after dreaming
Dreams of his sweet kiss and gentle touch
I will cry each night before I sleep
A painful void in my heart, cause I miss him so much
Each day the time seems to go by more slowly
I try to keep him from my mind
But each time I close my eyes
He is there everytime
Looking deep into my eyes
He is in my heart and my mind
I could search the world over
Another like him I would not find
So come join me dream lover
Stay with me the rest of your life
I'll be your best friend, your lover, your girl
And forever I'll be your wife
We can grow old together
Sit and watch the decades go by
Happy and content in each others arms
From today until the day we die
And when we are six foot under
Even then together we will be
My spirit joined with yours
Together forever in eternity
Sunil Kumar Das
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God And I
Why did u bring me to this world? God said,
''Because it is a wonderful place to live in."
Why do u call this world a wonderful place? God said,
"Look around the wonderful people you are surrounded with."
What is the purpose behind my living? god said,
"The purpose is to give a meaning to your life."
How do i give a meaning to my life? God said,
"Repeat the same question unto yourself over and over again."
Why do people suffer? God said,
"Its because they deviate from my command."
What is your command? God said,
"To live by truth and love."
What is Truth? God said,
"Truth is not what you speak, its what your inner voice speaks."
Then, what is love? God said,
"Any act by which the Giver and Receiver experience warmth and oneness amounts to love."
How do I experience this warmth and oneness? God said,
"Use more of wisdom and less of knowledge."
Differentiate knowledge and Wisdom! God said,
"The questions that you ask me are out of Knowledge and the answers I give are out of Wisdom."
Umesh Gupta
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Do I Live on that side of Life?
I Live on the blind side of the river of Life,
the side seems within a hands reach,
still can't be seen from the coast or the beach.
I Live on the deaf side of the river of Life,
their hustle, seems to bustle from our wall,
Not to be heard in the water floored sky domed hall.
I Live on the dumb side of the river of Life,
I let go my complete self to my scream,
But it does not hint any kind of beam.
I Live on the dry side of the river of Life,
Dried of each and every feel,
Sense, can I , very near is the heal,
but am not able to, as if barred with a seal.
Am I on a side of the river of Life ?
Where there is no end to strife,
no end to longing, no end to life?
Am i on a side of the river of Life?
Where the river itself burns its hive?
Where the river lets itself to the ocean,
giving us the notion, it's the end to our strife.
It's the end of our longing ,it's the end of our life.
Deepit Purkayastha
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Twilight
Tired from the battles of the day
I take time to savor the sky twilight
A beautiful sight it is, I could not help but share
the beauty of the dusk, the mystic sight.
I see the mighty sun before me,
now, like a baby in it's mother's arms
slowly lulling into deep sleep
collecting all it's golden charms.
The crescent moon behind me rests
the evident king in the crowd of smalls
It smiles at me and I smile back
and together we wait as the sun falls.
As the sun falls behind the horizon
I give it a fierce stare
I realize the enemy if attacked when weak
cannot do… but retreat to it's lair.
The moon shimmers calm
the sun blesses with warmth
the sky is dynamic, changing colors fast
From pure magical white to dotted char.
I see the sun and recall the time gone by
I see the moon dream of coming days
but my thoughts fail to change
the way time sways.
Standing in the middle of tomorrow and today
I now realize a very important fact
I will be taken in times to come
no matter how much I liked my past.
And I shall have to follow it's track
'cause its time which has taken me so far
and made me understand that
like today, tomorrow too, shall pass.
Another tomorrow will again come
to which I'd say no again
'cause I'd again be attached to my time
but I'd be dragged into the future, again.
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Thinking this I learn an important lesson
that tomorrow, memories are what which only remain
and I'd collect each one of them, to live the present I love
and to cherish them, I'd live each one of them.
By living I do not mean just breathe through it
nor I ask you to be happy always
I just ask you to make life such
that you smile when you look back upon it.
You smile 'cause you know you listened to your heart
and know you carry no burden of guilt
you just became one with the time which passed with you
and both, had a wonderful voyage, incomplete without the other.
You added to someone's life
you gave a message to love
you preached nothing you didn't practice
and you brought a smile to ones who had crying eyes.
You can't make time follow your rules
so you have to be one with it
and saying that the sun goes down
giving it's sky, to the moon.
Vishal Gupta
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Collage pic
Alvida...
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Abhay 'G' Kumar aka The Accountant look4abhay@gmail.com :While some
may call him a muggu for being DR1 or an ishtudd for getting into ITC, we personally
know him as The Butt (of all our jokes). Ahopeless romantic, as is evident from his
wistful blogs, he is the ultimate 'friend' for all committed girls. Takes everything
seriously, be it his academics, internships or handling lights in dramatics and comes out
with flying colours…in everything. Wish we could say this guy is going to go places,
but like all his internships he is going to end up and grow old in Kolkata (poor guy). No
one knows how he manages it but his accounts always show that we end up owing him
money…every single time.
Famous quote: “bahut hi ghatiya aur tharki kisam ka insaan hai…“
Pranav Sharma aka Por9wa pranavfbd@gmail.com :From being the beacon of hope
for Azad to retiring and enjoying his pension in his 5th yr, this guy looks all around the
hall and says/spits: 'Bheen dher, dhun dhat'. Lit Secy, Gsec SocCult, Socult Adviser, Best
fresher, Spirit of Azad…name it he has always been 'The Man for The Hall'. This guy
has rarely been to his dept. in his stay at kgp and while he is not bunking classes or
cracking jokes at Abhay, he can be found bodybuilding away to glory, though we are yet
to see any results. Afriend indeed, especially when he is not in need (he walks into open
doors…need we say any more?) Other hobbies include arbit trips for arbit bandis,
combing his hair for half an hour and helping intoxicated wingies to…well…ahem…
let's leave it at that.
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Sushil Tiwari aka Tiwari: sushil.iitkgp@gmail.com :
The alpha-male of CFE, Tiwari is synonymous with poltu everywhere, right from his
first yr when he scraped through the gymkhana secy elections owing to a pact with
senior halls. The rest they say is history. This guy is known to preach about refraining
from 'Maas, Madira and Mahila' – we all know how that went down with him and the
rest of the wing. Extremely well known throughout the institute for his exploits all over
Europe, he came back re-energized and as our honourable HP, led Azad to a level which
was not seen for the past few years – then immediately retired to a whole semester of
'peace maarna' and intoxication which involved bashing up juniors from the opposite
hall if he felt like doing it. Surprisingly, even shockingly, it looks as if this guy is finally
settling down. Ab to naukri bhi hai aur chhokri bhi, with only one panga…dono ke
beech 1500 km ka fark – lekin Tiwari hai, yeh bhi sahi kar hi dega.
Vikas aka Vikas aka Vikas vikas.iitkgp@gmail.com:
his is one guy, no wait, the only guy in the history of kgp without a proper nickname
because nothing ever stuck to him. He knows everything about everything, the topic
doesn't matter; the time doesn't matter; and he is freakingly right all the time. Astud in
the true sense, well, a stud who is slightly balding , has a paunch and has hair sticking
out of his ears, but hell, who cares, these are signs of prosperity, signs of a Harvard
intern, signs of a guy who has been happily committed for some time now. Is well known
by juniors and professors alike for scolding them into submission and is a big fan of all
those sick late 80's hindi songs which are played by rickshawallahs and panwallahs.
Warning: Do not, repeat, do not get him intoxicated…if you do, flee for your life!
T
Niraj Singh aka Chunni babu : niraj824@gmail.com
Azad Hall's mascot for all inter hall events held in Netaji and Kalidas. The ballistic
Dramatics Secretary (version 2k6) of Azad Hall could always be spotted on stage prior
to any performance.Agreat actor and mimic as well as one of the most high profile
poltus of the insti, attracted largest number of votes fromSN. Also the winner of " N
thousand miles" award for covering uncountable number of miles on 'his' bike during his
stay in kgp and chunni babu tag for.....we all know for wat, don't we!
Caution! - Can grow extremely violent even to the extent of inflicting self injuries
thereby attracting security's attention with people telling him.."abe bahar mat aana police
tere ko khoj rahi hai"
Adiehard chinki lover, has finally cracked a job in chinkaland earning him the likes of
USD 50k plus other chinki benefits ;-)
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Kaustubh Gururaj aka Mamaji, KayJee, Guru
Amit Suthar aka Suthar
kaustubhg87@gmail.com :
The rich and the famous, the busiest, the sleepiest and the most respected elder of the hall.
This guy has never looked back ever since he started off in Kgp. With a multi cultural,
multi linguistic and multi talented profile, he has been a dream package for any dramatics
team (yes, even bong drams) ever since his first year. Seniors awarded him Best Fresher of
Azad at first sight. This guy is a storehouse of cali and tempo and a factory of successful
productions….illu, hardware modeling, drams, robotix and most recently western and
eastern group events (he was unaware of this one himself :P). Recently awarded “The most
frequent visitor cum customer of the season” by CCD. Officially The Most Committed
member of Robotix team for five successive years. His tempo surpasses the delusional
boundaries of hall and he featured as a star member of patel hall's tempo group in some of
their illu photos. We hope this farzi mechanchi and asli trader makes loads of money for us
real soon (KayJee @ JayPee)
“Chal Guru ho ja shuru”
the.aks.amit@gmail.com :
The grand old daddy of dramatics in kgp, there is only one word to describe what he does
on stage – godly. Be it an HTDS production or a hall dramatics production, his creativity,
his ideas and his acting are the stuff of legend- and he had stage fright in his 1st yr (who
would believe that). His boiling point is just above his freezing point which leads to arbit
mood swings in the midst of practices. Known for getting high frequently after a set of
cold drinks, this guy can really blow your mind away with his one liners. Tried his best to
stay away from his dept as far as possible but in the end it got back to him and spent his
last one month practically inside his dept. Was even caught drinking by profs and since
then is among the notorious 'darue' of the institute. Famous quote: ' Judges please note the
empty stage' ;)
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Himanshu Dhiman :
Ritej Bachhawat
himanshu1858@gmail.com Dhiman is a direct descendant of the
“Teja” clan of “Andaz Apna Apna” fame. His ultimate goal in life is to own a bread -
bakery and poultry farm, so that he can start his own chain of bread-omelets. Seriously
this is the guy you would want to invite to all treats! He brings his own boiled eggs to
treats and eats only bread-omelet; dal-roti at max. Dude had an aspiration to be the next
“Commander” of Azad but could barely reach there. However he did manage to ruin the
entire wing by spreading the gym virus. Made half the wing so health conscious that
people started distributing their ice creams n chocolates on specials.
: Super-Burp, Can get high without drinking.
: Ate 53 ice creams on final year treat 2008 [before the “Commander”
syndrome hit him]. Posed for 24672 pictures during his KGP career! Never bought a
greeting card fromTech market - always made his own cards for his girl. Has a daughter
in Gangtok. Knows the story of all the TV series and can talk about it for hours although
he hasn't seen a single one.Everybody knows the rest of Dhiman....Choreo captain, TDS
governor, G. sec Library, extreme sento for his MTP.
"Kyun bahar khaana hai?!", "dada 2 bread omelets.", "Main daaru
nahin piunga par high ho jaunga."
ricky1011@gmail.com:Rikki. Mugne me Parth ka Bachha.
Haraampane me nilesh ka bada bhai. Hamare wing ko barbaad karne me do logon ka
haath tha. Parth and Rikki. They made sure that no treats could be planned without a
hundred problems. Considering his academic commitments, involvements with M.Tech
and PhDs, late night lab work and commitment towards his bandi - he would have done
better at Gokhale Hall :P. However he does have an extramarital affair at KGP ;) nudge
nudge wink wink :):)
: Time management: He can do hugga while studying, also, can study while
doing hugga. He can walk, eat, sleep! ride, hug (hugga) while on phone.
: Holds the record for joining the gym the maximum no. of times: 16 and
counting. Go Ricky. Still follows WWE when people of his age are WWE members
themselves. Managed to survive in KGP without the canteen bhaat sessions. The real
Illu god. The only ILLU God. Never even touched a diya or attended an Illu in his entire
Superpowers
Achievements
Memorable quotes:
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Achievements
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KGP career. Despite being the DR1 he is oblivious of the difference between Electrical
& Electronics engineering (a true interview story).
On a more serious note, the guy is a stud and sincere towards everything he does. Dude
cracked ZS associates. Is a 9+ in EC. Case study gold winning captain. Prepared with his
formals and shoes on for CAT, and scored 99.74%
"Main sirf class test me cheating karta hun. Exams me nahin karta.
Exams me to mujhe sab aata hai. B)"
akhi2908@gmail.com:Akhi aka Akhi only... is like that smooth polished
mirror in which one can see only what one wishes to see. The networking god blessed
with powers like GTalk, Ym, msn, FB, Orkut, hi5, LinkedIn, Tagged…. and god knows
what not, to make sure that he is always surrounded by many many "female??" friends
even at a place like KGP (with such a screwed up sex-ratio). As far as Gfs Back home @
Cal are concerned, the GOD showers his blessings on him with “UNDYING” "RAY"s
of hope piercing through the leaves of a "Pyne" tree. Capable of sarcastic repartee with
sometimes deadly one - liners that kill the victim in one blow and leave everyone else in
giggle loops
Asleep lover, who sleeps in various arbit positions, with shaking legs lifted upwards…
pata nhi sapno mein kya chalte rehta hai :P... An ardent "Friends" fan who revises it
every now and then, a total of 19 times and counting...
Headed to hit the "States" this year, he has suddenly become a fitness freak getting up at
5 am for gym (dude.. is this your 5th year !!), has recently started to gaze himself a lot in
the mirror, waiting for that perfect body that he dreams of (with shaking legs lifted
upwards :P). Is trying hard to build up his drinking capacities and has come a long way
from 1 to 3 pegs...not able to showcase his patent dance steps for much too long.
Wish him all the best for his "UTAustin" chapter. For internship opportunities for your
children 20 years down the line, contact:
Prof. Akhilesh Jain
Professor, Department of ChE, University of California, Berkeley,
Email:
: sote - sote movies dekhna
"Chal 2.2 pe chalte hain"..... then thodi der baad... "abe main 2.2 pe
jaa raha hun", "Chal mantri chai peene chalte hain"(mantri ki absence mein bhi hum ye
quote roz sun lete hain.. god knows mantri ko kitna frusst karta hoga)
iitkgp.nilesh@gmail.com: [India me Neelu US me Neil] He is the
slowest creature on the planet. If he were any slower he would be going backwards.
Undoubtedly the most stylish guy in the wing. Has got an unmatchable swagger (If ever
RGV wanted to make Terminator he would certainly hire Neelu). He is the Shakti
Kapoor of the wing. From petty shoplifts in US to having chats as girls with wingies he
has done all sort of Villainy. He is a sadist who enjoys every bit of his devilry. As far as
mess is concerned he is the total Anti-Gulati. He hated mess as much as Gulati loved it.
Despite being the mess secretary, stole double and triple snacks from mess.
Energy-draining, ear-piercing laughter…. His hands can eat…. He can vomit 50 liters at
a time.
: Cats [Acat chased him from Billoo to Azad: True Story]. Can be spotted
everywhere on campus, running away from cats.
"Hum nahin khayega"; "Hum nahin jayega"; "Hum nahin karega"; "kaam tha"; “Kya bol
raha hai!!”; “Kyun bol raha hai”
Nevertheless, the wing would have been incomplete without his vast wisdom of cheap
movies and long forgotten songs. He is a complete foodie, and loves to travel (went to
the extent of applying at Argentina to travel). All the best for his plans to open a casino.
Memorable Quotes:
akhi.pink@ucberkely.com
Superpowers
Memorable Quotes:
Superpowers:
Weakness
Memorable quotes:
Akhilesh Jain
Nilesh Maheshwari
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Praveen Yadav :
Tushar Gulati
Emmanuel Kerketta
praveenyadav09@gmail.com Popularly known as Pirvin Bhai. The guy
has the most charming and disarming smile in KGP. Behind that sweet smile lie a
hundred secrets. Where is he when he isn't in his room - with his Research scholar,
Nehru? or Cal? What happens behind those locked doors? After years of knocking, he
opens door like an angry kumbhkaran, almost always with sleepy eyes. He got PPO from
reliance twice. The first was fake and so well done that he started doubting when he got
the real offer. Very few people have seen him drunk, and those who have say that it's the
most entertaining stuff. He is an ardent fan of RR. Singing is his secret talent. Sadly the
Ent. Team couldn't recognize it [Shame on you Gulati, Imli, Jimi] {Sob}
"Do boond chawal dena.", "Do boond khisak ja", "do boond baat
karne de."
rahsut.italug@gmail.com :Gulati urf Gullu urf Rahsut Italug. Iska namak
to hum sabhi ne khaya hai. He has achieved a lot in Kgp. 150kg ke hippo se 60kg ke
Bandar tak ka safar isne 2 mahino mein khatam kiya, Azad ki mess sudhaar di, 80 lakh
ka patent nikaal diya. Amusic god, Ghaasi God, 5 interhall events ka captain. He is a real
studd. And iski success ka raaz hai huhaa discipline. Subah 6 baje uthna; 6:05 pe hugna;
6:11 pe do apple, ek kela, aadha papeeta, orange ke chilko ka ras aur 11 angoor ke daane;
followed by 54 minutes of exercises.
Din bhar ki daud dhoop ke baad 10 baje so jaana. Agar 10:00 ka 10:01 bhi ho jaaye to
Gullu ka System Faliure ho jaata hai aur usse shut down karke uske room mein rakhke
aana padta hai. Mess ka sachha premi. Iska sabse kareebi rishtdaar, iske dukh sukh ka
saathi iska guide hai. Although CFM mein aane ke baad humne iske sudhaar ke liye
khoob fight maari hai. Ab ye 11 baje tak jaagne laga hai, Treats pe jaane laga hai, aur to
aur 2 baar TPark, 1 baar Flavours, 1 baar supdup bhi jaa chuka hai... Yo CFM. Ek imp
baat, Gulati ki chamchamaati hui surat ka raaz hai uska "Everyouth Facepack" jo wo
weekly apni komal skin ko aur komal banane ke liya lagata hai.
Managed to spend 4 years of KGP life without going to Carlos, SupDup,
Cheddis, TPark, Shere Punjab even once.
"Abe bahut neend aa rahi hai yaar, bahut thak gaya hun yaar!", "Yaar
tumlog kaise jaanwaron ki tarah rehte ho!" , “Abe hamare Punjab mein aise hi naam hote
hain: Happy, Lucky, Chintoo, Bitoo, Rotu”
:The GOD guitarist, who has ventured
into playing the keyboard, and singing as well. Watching him sway like a buoy on the
sea, while singing on stage shows how deep he feels his passion for music. In fact, it's a
real visual treat to watch him sway, and worth every penny of your KGP fees. Avery
kind chap by heart, a good friend, and with an exceptionally high Emotional Quotient,
he's peace loving and yeah, a very big fan of his own singing. After every performance,
you can find him locked up in his room, watching the recording over and over again.
Probably the only guy to volunteer to lease out his room for the 'undi-exchange karo'
game during OP. Takes an incredibly lot of time to open the door. Only Sasha Grey
Should know why :P. Over the years, he's come to realise his orientation, and has since
not stopped showering love on all his wingies. (pun intended).
(to 2nd yrs) “Abey.. utaar do..!!”, (when frusst) “main ab guitar kabhi
nahi chune waala!”
The Jimi-Theja Argument ("Love is like an EGG"), Moderated
by Imli.
Memorable Quotes:
Achievements:
Memorable Quotes:
kerkettaonline@gmail.com
Memorable quotes:
Unforgettable Moments:
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Nagendra Bharadwaz
K Ravi Theja
Jimi Adhikari :
nagendra.iitkgp@gmail.com:At first look, this guy comes off as
silent, calm and introvertish. But, beneath this clamor, we find an entirely different
person, creative, passionate and charming. Rangoli King, the Pope of Sketching, Yoda of
Arts and Crafts - basically Farts GOD hai yaar... He's always creating something,
changing his room's appearance every now and then with walls paintings, self-made
decorations and what not. Wish him all the best for his career in arts (waise SAIL ki
sarkari naukri hai hi.. )
:) :D ;) 8-) B)
smilingtheja@gmail.com:Ravi theja is the most lively being in the hall.
Whether it be a bhaat session or illu funda session or Google reader. He would never say
NO for anything. Very adorable senior. Extremely courteous and polite. Never gives u a
. His tempo is like sinusoidal wave plotted against feasibility. It increases as the work
goes on n decreases if gets difficult :P. He has high estrogen levels in his body which is
evident from sudden mood swings (only other explanation is 5yr long pregnancy :P)
Never seen anyone struggle so much with Hindi. He experts on any topic of discussion
and is popularly known as 'Smiling Theja' among SNites. Go Theja ;)
If he sees a dream, he would wake up even if it's dead in the night and write a
poetry about it!
got high with G in 2nd yr and "drowned" under the bed :P
"Love is like an egg!", "Come on..doood!", "Abe....paise nahi hai
baap!"
jadhi87@gmail.com Addicted to DOTA, AoE, Quake, CS, Sutta, Cell
phone, & two-timing, three timing.... n-timing. If he's not in his room, he's either on the
phone, or in the bathroom with the phone, or on the way to bhaski with the phone.
Honored Fellow of the 'Weekend hai toh Cal hai' Club, but unfortunately not a member of
'Ghar se khana laya hoon' Society. Pretty much proactive, and loves to get into debates,
esp. with Theja. Plays the Bass Guitar and was BTDS governor. Special mention from
Imli da: "Love youuuuu, Jimi."
(first words on phone with bandi) “haan... bol re” (with slight blush)
“Abey, sutta hai..??!!”, “Abey, maachis...!!???”, “Abey, bhaski chalega..??”, “Abey…!!
Memorable quotes:
Secret:
Achievements:
Memorable quotes:
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PSI
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Puneet – aka punnu and pumbaa
Abhinav-aka baccha
Aimen- aka “abe bhosadi ke
: 3 saal se wing ek
kone se morcha sambhale hue hai. “Selfishness is a virtue “ inki philosophy kafi dino
tak rahi-“Rs 5 printout & Rs 10 scan”. 4 year have seen his transformation from
antisocial to asocial to slightly social. Boston legal dekh ke inhe yeh ehsas hua ki India
main galti se paida ho gaye. Saubhagyawash inka America ka ticket kat chukka hai aur
abhi se firangi bandi aur green card inka goal hai. Life inke liye ek race hai – har cheezz
main competition. Aaj Kal Phd ladkiyo ko der raat library main padhane jate hai. Chalta
firta p@ndy database- can answer any SQL query based on p@$nstars, rating,
production houses.Finally a very sincere and hardworking guy who for sure is going to
make it to the top.
. : Apna room sirf soone or hi!@ne ke
liye use karta hai, baki time kisi aur ke room pe hi beettata hai. Duniya ki moh maya se
pare hai. Pinnacle of peace- ab to profs bhi warning dena chor chuke hai. Sex ke time
woman on top hi prefer karega since it involves least activity from his side. Has only a
bed in his room. Avery loose aggressive poker player! Chalta firta Wikipedia hai-
duniya ki sabhi chizzo ka funda hai except biotechnology. Tubelight ka dushman- na
jane wing cricket main kitte tubelight phode hai. And has finally found love defying all
expectations!
Abeautiful mind! Has got innocent looks and even more innocent heart. Atrue friend
and superb guy to hangout with.
: . Ardent GUNDAfan. Har
hafte gunda ke dialogues ka revision karta hai, 'Gunda4011' course main pakka Ex
maarta. Exaggerated hand movements while talking- specially naak, mooh ko apni gaand
ki tarah pochna. “abe Main jo keh raha..dhyaan se sun”!! Logo ko jabardasti pakad ke
funda deta hai. The only guy jo DAU ko bhi funda deke chup kara sakta hai!! Ishq,
muhabbat aur ladkiyo ka bahut gyan hai but fir bhi “Pehle Pyaar main l@ude lag gaye”.
Ab sidhe mummy ki batayi ladki se nikaah karna hai. Very fond of food...wing ko local
train se sher-e-punjab le gaya tha! Double room main “jo khaya wahin failaya” but sala
apne single room main “slippers bhi bahar utarwaya”! Very emotional and passionate
guy. Always there to help u in times of need. Bas funda bahut pelta hai!
iitianpuneetg2005@gmail.com
302.abhinav@gmail.com
iitkgp.bilgrami@gmail.com
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Goldy-aka Laliteshwar and Kisan Kanhaiya
Shubham shrivastava (aka b]-[AIYAhappa dadapada bhagat singh)
Sameer Sourabh (a.k.a. Juicy Sam)
Brazil se lekar
Bundelkhand tak bandiya iski shikar ho chuki hai. Itna love kiya hai ki heart main
problem ka doubt hone laga tha. Failed guitarist and failed soccer player. Kgp-Kolkata
train timetable inhi ke hisaab se banaya gaya hai. Illuminati banne chale the par agle saal
se hi illu band ho gaya. Ladkiyan inhe stalk karte hue kgp tak chali aati hai. Bina ladki ka
naam jaane 6 mahine tak affair chala lete hai. Believes in “4 P's” philosophy: Pool,
Poker, Pu$$y and Peace. During exams, his room has more guys studying than central
library. Would be a very dedicated, gharelu and loyal husband. Not to mention DR 1-so
padai toh karta hi hai, along with lots of other things.Awonderful human being, a guy
with a golden heart and fun to hangout with!
shubham2711@gmail.com: best bakchod KGP will ever produce. Famous in insti as
bhaiya ever among SN girls thats y he failed to have a girlfriend in four years in KGP (
nahin to behenchod kehelata :P). one of his bakchodi incidents that very few are aware
of: during his 1st year stay in MMM, andha hone ka vrat rakha tha and ho ho kar top
floor se mess tak chala gaya; is andhepan k chakkar me logon ko bahut pareshani uthani
padi “bakchodi at its peak”. Yeh janab bus juice bandon k saath group me nahana pasand
karte hai. Yeh banda kahin bhi, kaise bhi so sakta hai, saala kumbhkaran bhi fail kar
jaye.launda photo khichate tym jajbaati ho jata hai. Sangeet k shaukeen hai, bahut
pareshan kiya hai logon ko gaaane ga ga kar; die hard fan of kumar sanu. PPO in
reliance. “ he is great”-ashish said so and all agree.
Probably the
smartest and juiciest guy in the wing. Loves not to bath alone (:P) and every time he
comes out bathed and shaved, guys get ready to put their heart out for him (in particular
Subodh). Has a habit of glancing at his own pic for hours, used to put up his own pic as
wallpaper in third year and display to all the wingmates. But jokes apart, he is stud in
literal sense, the guy with the largest alumni contacts, the guy with a bandi (probably the
largest promoter of RIM) not to mention how much the mess workers love him, he
recently received Chakhna Award as well. Deep inside the heart, he is very caring and
emotional, be it for his friends or for his family. We just wonder what would happen to
his looks in Coal India butthere is no doubt that this super 30 stud would attain heights of
success.
goldy.blitz@gmail.com:
saurabh.sameer007@gmail.com:
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Prateek (a.k.a. Hackie, a.k.a. Gillu, a.k.a. Chottuassu)
Aditya Priyankar Sanyal
Savesh (aka Sarvesh da aka Gajodhar da aka Sadhu baba)
prateek2888@gmail.com
sarvesh.kgpian@gmail.com
:Hamare batch kakholu, UPSEAT ka topper n many more.
Profile se to ekdum sincere aur maggu lagta hoga, hai bilkul opposite. Ye saare exams
bhi shayad bas is he exam ke raat hi padhkar diye honge. Bakar karne mein awwal,
topped DC bhakchodi list once. Iski gilahriatic (:P) smile ke seniors bi kaayal hain.
Second year mein na jaane kitne profiles hack kar ke rakha hua tha. OP ke time sabse
saaf underwear (LOL), pehnne ke liye popular tha (got the Mutheri Cup as well :P).
Haldiram aur Sarvesh ka bahut bada fan hai.Jabse bandi mili hai, 24 hours phone pe hi
rahta hai aur half a semester Pune mein. Drinks mein sirf black coloured hi peeta hai
(Coke, Pepsi, Thumps Up :P). Char saal se fight maarte rah gaya kiise daaru pilayege but
iske self-control ki daad deni hogi. Tudu ke saath sona bahut pasand hai ise. Oracle mein
bhi ye launda machayega hi, isme koi doubt nahi hai.
: He is an IITian by his look
and attitude. Although caught in a wrong department but, this guy is a god when it
comes to computers. I have seen many comp. science guys coming to him with their
laptops in their hands. Agreat fan of Linux, he can fix almost anything in a computer,
and if he fails then there is no solution without replacing some parts. He is a reserved
kind of a guy but once he becomes a friend, he is real fun. Once he sent a love letter to a
girl, whom his friend used to like, with his friend's name and it worked. He loves
adventurous sports although not apparent by his looks. He is very innovative and has
participated in almost all the tech. cup events. His only problem is that he is very
emotional and a bit short tempered, but he is really a gem of a person. ADI ROCKSS!!!
:He is a man with millions of stories, iske story telling cali
ke sab fan hain. Iski baate sunne Nehru, RP aur Lallu se bhi ladke room pea ate hain.
Kisi ki bhi gXXXd maarni ho call him. Sutta peene aur apna haath jagannath marne ka
bahut shoukin hai. Responsible for the dirtiest room of Kgp in his second year. Loves not
to bath for months.Has developed a great vocabulary in just an year.LAN ke shayad
saare TV serials dekh liya hoga. Drinks mein bhi beer pasand hai, aur agar daru pi liya to
godly fundae deta hai. Recently ye daru peeke, gurgaon ko surgeon, kaustubh ko
kashwini aur Mohit ko Sohit bolne laga. Bas ab ye sure hai ki agar ab koi bhi
Delhi,Gurgaon jaaye, thikana iska room hi hone wala hai.
electrifyingsoul@gmail.com
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Devendra Gupta (Deven”)
Keshav Modi
Rahul Saxena (“Sexy”)
devendragupta001@gmail.com:
rahul1iitkgp@gmail.com:
.
If there is a startup in kgp ,
then Deven has something to do with it . Co-founder of the hottest venture in Kharagpur
at present, he is The manager , The entrepreneur and The funda-man - in short he is a true
"Gupta" . Often seen shouting others down in debates, this champion badminton player
oversaw the revival of badminton in Azad . Ace Product Design-er and Case Study-er ,
his list of achievements is really long ( more than making up for some of his shorter
things ).
keshav.512@gmail.com The robot , the entertainer , the what-you-see-is-
what-you-get person . Brilliant at acads, brilliant at PJs, this Maths Olympiad and Open Soft
captain is ever-ready to grab a snack . One would have to be very fortunate to find himin kgp
though, as he prefers to spend most of his time at home in Kolkata . Remember the good old
sound of a 1960 fiat trying to start ?? Hmm, you dont . To refresh your memory , just listen to
Modi laugh :P . Unfortunately, a boy of his stature has not yet found a dreamgirl, but there
are rumours that he has recentlyfound his dreamboy :P:P
List of essential things for a CS guy in
Azad : Rahul Saxena , water and food - in that order. All the CS "studs" in Azad owe their
BTech degrees to this person . The most methodical , regular , helpful , modest and soft
spoken person one can come across - in short , the ideal student our parents wanted us to be !!
Among other achievements - led the hall to their first podiumfinish ( Silver ) in OpenSoft in
4 years , was the Hall Farts Secy, andone of the fewtobaga day1 jobat Nomura
:
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Ravi Kapoor(“Kappu”)
Paresh Prakash (“PP”)
Arka Aloke Bhattacharya (a.k.a. Whoreko a.k.a. G2 – Gentle Giant/Gaandu Gainda
a.k.a Orcaa.k.a. KingBong a.k.a. Chhipkali ke Sasur) :
ravi1650@gmail.com :Ex KTJ design team head , huha ad
designer , chemical dep topper , etc , etc , etc . Interestingly, this obnoxiously long CVdid not
scare off his female mate for a looong time . His cute smile supremely makes up for whatever
devilish intentions he might be having . Kappu often has bouts of gym-going mania , and has
recently become a poker addict . When he is not applying make-up or trying to spruce up his
figure, one can find himmugging his heart out - his double digit SGPAs a testimonial to that .
ADVISORY: He would not be the most harmless person around, if you are a boy and are
skimpilyclad- but theneverystud has his weaknesses.
pareshprakash@gmail.com: Paresh spends half of his day
thinking about girls , and the other half trying to think how he will run away when a girl
speaks to him . Perhaps the most "normal" person in his wing, this Lights Captain of Azad
Hall has seen many successes in his Drams Career , but few in his flirting one . He has
mastered that art of dexterously using his innocence and charmto get out of all his bungling
mistakes. It has been observed that a few molecules of alcohol wafting through the air is
enough to get him high - so people often keep the good stuff out of his reach during treats,
muchtohis annoyance!!
arkaaloke@gmail.com
If there's any cheat code to life, he has it. Be it his Godlike talent in drams, or his
mesmerizing performances in elocution (Bong and English), his sublime debates, his mind-
blowing performances in Drams, Choreo, Quizzes, WTGW, OpenSoft or Maths Olympiad,
or his Choreo he's done it all, he's won themall. All that, mated to a mammoth 9.9 CG (CS
DR1) : Arka is a powerhouse of talent and brilliance. Penetrating in his insights,
Holmesesque with his strategies, soul stirring in his speeches, he taught people to believe in
themselves, he gave them tempo, orchestrated lots of Gold winning performances that
hardlyanyone couldhave done. He madeAzad…more.
What still sets himapart is his great humility despite his superhuman gifts. He is the person
anyone in the hall would go to for help, counselling or even bhaating (and a few for
memorable sleepovers). His love for getting into debates and talking aplomb about any topic
under the Sun, coupledwithhis endearingmaroabilityadds tohis charm.
Equally characteristic of himwere times of paranoid psychosis during exams, when he was
convinced that he'd get a fakka, since his preparation had been by far the worst ever, but
inched past to get an Ex (in every subject). His love for Internet Explorer, Bengal and
Ganguly is food for great romantic literature (and mockery). It is believed that every time
Ganguly hit a six, he used to have an orgasm, and when Ganguly had to retire, he went
throught a six month long 'Manopausal' limbo. This is what purportedly engendered his
muchpublicizedaversiontogirls.
This sapient manager, visionary leader, great friend and celestial body, is going to UC
Berkeleyfor a PhD. Azadwill miss this one manGCtiltingmachine.
PS:Nuggets of knowledge: The abovementioned mutant was a recipient of The Eureka Cup,
Gautam De Cup and Shanti Gupta Cup. It was also the captain of (a freaking) six events
(holy shit) in its fourth year. It was also the sponsor of lots of hall events, and often the title
sponsor of many hall treats. Its love for any and all mishti and ball dropping ability to ingest
truckfulls of Shawndeysh is also worth mentioning. It loves someone on the campus. It is not
gay.
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Pranav Mathur (a.k.a Porno, Porny, Porno D)
Chinta Rajasimha (a.k.a ChintaRA– the Loadless, ChaRaS)
Anshul Rai Bansal (a.k.a Moosa, ARB, BRA, Froosa (frusst Moosa), Mini-Me of the
wing)
pranavmathur89@gmail.com:Was
known as Uncle Chicks in school due to his trademark Uncle moustache. Four years
down the line, he's lost the moustache, and is now a contender for the juice of the wing.
DC (DepC) at the end of 1st year, PC (the diva) in third year, but DC++ has eluded him
till date (Friends ke episodes bhi maang maang kar dekhta tha). The only guy in the wing
with a GF, BF (NN – his pinkie flamingo) and SF (ka GOD). Discovered the secrets of
his body and pleasures of life in his second year. Final year mein uska kankaal 20
pushups maar leta tha. Abhi ITC jakar Azad ko unending sutta supply karega. Yeh praani
wing mein raat ko 3 bajay ke baad hi paya jata hai.
ch.rajasimha@gmail.com:Reached widespread polularity in the world of hedonists due to
his xxx DC content by the nick Despo_Boy. (Despo_Boy hai jahan, supersafedi hai
wahan.. DESSPOOBUOY). Wing ka sabse peace Gult hai. Gaming skills – beyond
Godlike, honed in his daily nightouts spent playing AOE. SCR (sutta consumption rate) 3
per day (packets)…GCR (G consumption rate tending to
“The Deported Soul ” – Lost his passport inAmsterdhaamand deported to homeland in ship.
:D. Chinta will name his boy Sutta andhis daughter Meri Jane).
:Our dear rodent incarnate has an alcohol capacity of
3.5ml, yet he gulps madira till he can swim in it (“The unforgettable Bhangover”). Has
always wished that he was a foot taller…. Ab khwaab to bahut dekhta hi, par laundiyon
se door bhagta hai. The most agile volley ball player, with maximum degrees of freedom.
Relishes calling anyone even a micron shorter than him 'Chhotu'. Hidden talents:
romantic poetry and sketching that he puts on full display when he's emotional. His mood
swings appear to follow a menstrual (monthly) cycle with super high amplitude.. thus the
name frusst moosa. Photogenic teeth…which he tries to flaunt in every photo (which
∞).
anshul.arb@gmail.com
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btw.. there are lots of).Takes life too seriously. Logon ko ek job nahin milta…yeh
Mahasheh chaar ko mana karke aye hain. Moosa's words of wisdom: “Abe biwi ke saath
sex.. ke bare mein baat karni padegi kya!”
ankurb.iitkgp@gmail.com:Eight feet tall, big foot approaches with
a swagger and looks down with narrowed eyes…and whispers “36-24-36.. I finally made
it.” That's Bansi for you. Inspired by Kareena Kapoor, he embarked on project Size Zero
which involved relocating to the gymfor a year, pecking one roti, once a week and endlessly
standing in front of the mirror, without, however compromising on his insatiable thirst for
Antiquity Blue and Blender's Pride. First year se stud hai, baddy ka Federer, pichhle saal se
volley mein bhi apne jalwa (supersonic one hand smash, coupled with a 200Decibel 'Chhod
De') dikha raha hai. Dikhta sidha hai but bahut bada bakchod hai, orkut pe arbit bandiyoon ke
mazay leta hai, develops a crush on every other girl passing by.has had over 5000 crushes till
now (*pallavi*).Kisi bhi company ke funde chaiye ya laundi,launde ka character,CG etc
Bansi has up to date info. Knows his priorities well and has potential to make it really big 1
day. Bansi's the patrol officer of the wing. Kahin bhi gathering hui to pahunch jata hai. Point
tonote: he self-tutoredhimself throughJEE.
arpit87@gmail.com:The strongest contender for the juice of the
wing, Misri spends most of his time on skype, that is when he does not have his
cellphone installed on his ear. He appears to share a 'divya' relation with his telephone
contact, as he transmits all info by just miming into the mouthpiece. His conversations on
the net are not half as discreet, as the insanely large fontsize can be read from BTop as
well. Par is seedhe saadhe dikhne walay manlady ke bahut abnormal shauk bhi hain:-
Logonko apne private moments meindisturbkarke chilla chilla kar hasna
Nahate huaylogonpar stingoperationkarna (INSTI meinBLUEfilmbanana pasandhai)
Corridor meinardha-nagna awastha meinskippingkarna
Par kuchh bhi kaho, launda bahut sweet hai, poora boyfrnd material hai, dance kaisa bhi
karay, karta zaroor hai. Misri water-poloaur aquatics ka Captaanhai. Poora eeshtuddhai.
smttjb@gmail.com:
Hathi si chaal hai,
maggie se baal hain,
shaggy sa haal hai,
Sambybemisaal hai.
B-Grade scientist hai. Bandiyon ki absence mein billiyon se hi kaam chala leta hai (Screw
you PETA). Boasts of having the highest frequency on the planet, and the human race is
indebted to the horny soul for enrolling in FCP (thank you GB) and stopping for 5 days.
Salay ko chadti nahin hai.. par high honay ki huha acting karta hai, itni ki aas paas ka har ek
insaan pareshan ho jata hai. Sutta maarne ka style niraala hai (Beedi ishtyle) par cocktails
Godly banata hai. Poora din wing mein mandarata rehta hai. Ulti bakchod hai, par profs ke
samne super seedha ban jata hai. Kisi se bhi bhaat maar leta hai, sabse ghul mil jata hai.
Sabse, unhikay lingo aur accent mein baat karta hai (tabhi TechM ke bhelpuri walay ko
Bihari lagta hai).
Say what you may, Behera'll certainly carry many more rockets in his pocket except the one
he already carries. CFD God, bio funda God, history funda God would soon be torturing
other fellowscientists even as he launches Agni-3. His happy-go-lucky, live life as it comes
attitude couldteachus all a thingor two about living.
Ankur Bansal (Bansi)
Arpit Mishra (Misri)
Soumyajit Behera (SamB, Samby, Shummajay Bohora, Sambho*da, Tau)
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Paawan Sinha (Pawwa)
Peee Karthikkk.. (a.k.a Karthikkk Kallng Kaarthhikkk)
Varun Rathi (a.k.a Rathi, Rats, Chuha, Z transform rATHI)
Shantanu Mondal (aka Santa, Ghanta, GYaan ki baadh)
paawan.sinha@gmail.com:Hall ka sabse seedha saadha ladka
hai. Perfect Husband Material: hall ke kai log fight maar chukay hain, par iska dil kisi aur
ke paas hai. The power electronics God completes studying for his exams before 10pm
since he has urgent call to attend after it. He also has the dubious distinction of being the
person who once submitted his endsem paper half an hr before time to catch a train.
Otherwise apna Pawwa is a perfect bookworm, who comes out of his room only for food
and classes and emptying bowels.
To make himtalk, you have to wish himgood morning or evening otherwise he can walk with
you for hundreds of meters without saying a word. May seemaloof, but is a very concerned,
caringandlovingperson toeveryone aroundhim. The next Dhirubhai of reliance.
Note: Aglaymahinay, iski sagai par zaroor ana.
:Always in pursuit of psyching
bandaru and others within proximity. Heavily plays all outdoors games known to the azad
kind. Asleepoholic and a chataholic. Has owned the slowest comp in kgp for effing 4 years
which should be indicative enough of his uber cool mind. Proud owner (:P) of a pair of
skating sneaks. Apparently hez the captain of everything. In his tenure as a tennis captain he
lead azad to an unprecedented low; a defeat of 0-15 (:rofl). He is a cs god and goes by the nick
yahoo ( a huha latency freak also ). A hard core MJ and RJ (:P) fan and hez quite limber
himself.
varunrathi.iitkgp@gmail.com :Azad main kabhi bhi agar Ravan si hasi goonjti hai to Kgp
ki saari auntiyan bolti hain: Bacchon so jao, varna Rathi aa jayenga. Yeh Instru ka stud.
Very very amicable and adorable personality. Gets “on” well wid everyone. Passionate
dancer. Agar rathi wing mein ho then you don't need any occasion or daru to set the feet
rocking. Initiator of any kind of masti in wing.TATAPOWER ka office room mein hi
khol liya hai. Seth aadmi, sports big, baniya size tummy. , Boodhon types funde iske,
reasoning ka dusman. Khel kood mein bhi boodha hi hai , job ke medical test mein
cholesterol high! GSec mess of session 2008-09.Bakchodi karne mein sabse aage.
Pioneer of bringing ladaku spirit in volley,isse inspire hoke ab sabhi khelte kam n ladte
jyada hain. Would like to see him LIGHTING UP Lives in TATAPower n lighting up his
own life soon…matlab wing mein sabse pehle isi ki shadi expected hai.agle 3 saal mein
to hum chacha ban chuke honge :PAfter leaving kgp we all will be eagerly waiting ki
rathi kab shadi karega n puri wing phir saath mein nachegi!!!
santanu1729@gmail.com:Wing ka sabse sidha sadha dinkhne vala baccha, but don't go
on façade as he keeps a collection of pondy in his hard drive which we discovered lately.
Hamesha comp mein ghusa rehta hai n keeps googling and reading arbit stuff. Can give
arbit funda of anything under the sun. But Jitna bada funda pelu utn ahi achha listener bhi
hai.Singer of our wing.Pseudo Bong. Has had few affairs (wid guys n even his BTP
guide; BTW “the one with matkee” was totally serious) n now is finally married.check
this .Sports a
collection of undies. (45 and still counting..pheww). Kubhkarn hai, so gaya toh bhagwaan
hi uthaye isko. Thappad marne par bhi nahin uthta[sachchi]. Kalank sala jis event mein
haath lagaya, Gold ka Silver kar diya :P . Is sensitive to small issues but he is a very kind
hearted person and quite helping too.IBM mein job n IISc mein MTech ka offer but never
showed any jubilation on receiving the offer so you know how cooool, calm n soft spoken
he is.
http://absolutelytruefact.blogspot.com/2010/02/santa-ki-shadi.html
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Shaurya Verma (aka London, Angrejzz ka *****)
Vikram Bhambhu
- shaurya@gmail.com: Thin slim
body wid toned abs which would turn on any member of the fairer sex (at times his
wingies as well :P). Caught sleeping and bathing wid guys and busted 'White handed'
many times. The creative genius , the literary GOD , the most popular person in the hall (
and even the insti ) by a distance , and the one who truly captured the spirit of Azad Hall
. Be it Ad Design , Elocution , Debate , Drams , Choreo , WTGW, Illu , Gardening - he
was the star performer of every event. : Conjuring up crowds better than any G.Sec
could , mesmerizing them with his magnetic personality , and bedazzling them with his
oratory skills - his contribution to Azad is immeasurable. Possesses bizzare skill to
tolerate Bizzare people like payarda and dauu. Gaypanti ka shikkaar. Has faced sexual
assaults from his friends when drunk. Verma He could put any Englishman and
Frenchman to shame with his sublime mastery and fluency of both the languages( He
scored more than 1500 in GRE with absolutely no preparation ) .Clicks strange objects
from awkward angles and believes himself to be a good photographer.Ardent fan of F1
in general and Kimi in particular.Brand ambassador of OPERAand popular for his feud
wid arka over OPERAVs IE. Humble enough to return on final day of illu after
remaining in exile in MS for the whole ILLU season 2007-08.But next 2 years saw him
rendering immense service to Hall. He was intrumental in the Azad's pole position in the
Soc-Cult GC 2008-09. Captain of 5 events. The padma Rani of AZAD hall. Drams-
WTGW-elocution God. . Always the one to listen to his heart's call - he decided to
pursue an MS in Aerospace Engineering in the US. Often spotted with girls he had no
intention of being spotted with Treats his wingies with KFC Delicacies. Would like to
see him sporting babes (and dudes :P) in Florida and promoting metro sexualism on his
return to India.
:Aka Bambooo. DOTA
godfather! (really? Lost the final 1-3); game freak, people says if you bring him enough
food to survive, he will not even bother to get up from his comp, launde ne LAN main
jitni high config wali game hain khel dale(leaving his gaming legacy to chota bamboo
/Kamble ).Hai to Haryana ka JAT par lagta nahi kise angle se.Biggest customer of
Aseem and SAMD(mess ke maa ka!!!!) . One of the most SEEDHAguy you will ever
come across. Money bank in crisis for most of the wing. Launda ab sarkari scientist ban
gaya hai, Missile banane ja raha hai in GULTISTAN .All the best for all his future
bhambhu.vikram2006@gmail.com
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Adarsh Sikaria
Ashutosh Satapathy
Anuj Kr Singh
: adiveol@gmail.com
: vicky4724@gmail.com:
Publicly known as Sikka or Adiveol, he gained
his college life experience in pre-college days (except bandibaazi, which is still an area
of struggle for him). He is the guy with a big heart and an even bigger wallet :P (all-time-
money). From being a FIFAGod to a DOTAdork, his phodu gaming skills is what keeps
him busy these days. Sikka's highly talented, with an area of expertise including almost
everything :) (Mast Dancing, Table-Tennis, Cricket, Poker, Carrom et al), and is always
game for anything new/crazy :). This fellow has brains, and though he's lost the tempo to
use it for academic purposes, his high ambitions coupled with a persistent fighting spirit
(still hopes for a one-time 10 pointer), is bound to go places. Responsibilities full efforts
se puuri karta hai, even after saying numerous times, 'yaar main fruusst ho raha hoon'.
Choreo mein khoob fight maara, makhaya and logon ne maari, fir bhi load nai liya.
Though structurally he's in the lesser half of the population (reason being, yeh "khaate
khaate thak jaata hai" :P), yet he loves to pick up fights (mostly with the other half), and
the result is 'almost' unpredictable :P. He always speaks his mind, and with a simple,
really helpful and an easy-going persona, he has all the ingredients to make a perfect
friend :)
Also known as Sattu, Ashu, or
Satapathy, he's a simple, life-loving, carefree, easy-going person, and loves to experiment
with anything, yep anything (Once Ashu went to the barber-shop, to get his hair curled,
but turns out he returned with no hair at all :P). He's got a whacky sense of humor and
with a good sense of sarcasm, ise logon ki maarne mein bada mazza aata hai (kuchh log
kabhi kabhi iski bhi maar lete hai). Aman of principles and ideals (sounds nice :P, and he
really does stick to his words), he is witty, talented and highly committed (pun intended)
to all of his pursuits. Windows games would have gone into oblivion, if it were not for
him (he might be the best minesweeper, hearts and solitaire player in the world :P).
Expanding his gaming horizon, he's achieving new levels in Farmville and Mafia Wars
(Facebook) as well :P. He has a good niche in predicting people, and always speaks out
his mind (galtiyan batata hai, fir uspe maarta hai and finally solution deta hai) (Truth
might sometimes be bitter :P). Everything said, Ashu is helpful, 24x7 (to the best of his
abilities), and a great friend (hamesha peeche peeche rehta hai :P), after all a friend in
need is a friend indeed :)
“Abe Arko dekh lega,Rahul saxena dekh
lega.darwaza bandh kar le” guess for what he came to my room everyday! Sutta in 2nd
year! Now he is the one of the foremost suttabaaz in the hall. 'Chota goldflake' ka biggest
fan! One of the greatest paltu. I strongly recommended to him to consider a career in
politics instead of going to eat Chinese sea food, which eventually he can't even stand!!
Rumor was that he was one of those heavy Maggus during 1st year, He establishes this
fact just before exams every sem! By the way Bahut rota hain!! Once an aspirant
weightlifter! Hockey player! Now a Gambler!Shared a common interest in literature,
specially classics yo ”the picture of Dorian Gray “. About his achievements what to say!
Gonna be a big man someday for sure! As a friend kya kehna, it seems he will stick by
even if you are wrong, and not afraid to get into some hustle and bustle for that, DVD n
Sugam will verify that. All in all it's been a very good 3 years with you,considering all
your pros and cons, hope the friendship continues in the afterlife too (I mean beyond the
IIT days! )
May the 'chota goldflake” be exported to Singapore too!!!
: anuj.cse.iit@gmail.com:
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GYAN SINHAiitkgp.gyan@gmail.com
ne. you can find him anywhere, from the staircases to the mess, distributing gyan to one
andall, seniors andjuniors alike. Widelyfeared, people trytorunawaybefore his funda
sessions begin. Has a birthright to hit on every female summer intern in his department!But
beware, the same demeanor brings a flock of girls to this enchanting guy, only to never
forget this guy again, if they see himeven once. So guys, get all the fundes of your life from
himbefore he goes out.
prrangel@gmail.com -- a.k.a Death-Knight,warcraft god, Joru ka Gulaam etc
etc. Crowned MISSAZAD'06. The married man of our wing, the laziest person, who only
moves out of his room for eating and natures call. you can find him playing games in his
roomanytime, day or night, or sleeping. beware of his looks, he already has brought out the
real baba inthe baba of our wing.
Leads the race for who will marrythe quickest inthe batch!
Brilliant person,btp mtp kab shuru karta hai kab khatm,pata hi nahi chalta.. And his biggest
achievement till date:The secret of the pink bunny cup and the kids' size football in his room
is intact till date!! God knows what he is plannin with them!! but very soon he is off to a
distant land, withsomeone alonghim...wishu all the best!
: Meet the most practical, no holds
barred, resourceful and dashing guy, whomu can find anytime working in the deep fields of
nanoelectronics, or playing mafia wars on facebook. You may get a prize if u can sustain the
smell of his roomfor 5 complete minutes. Very loyal and committed to his girl, his efforts an
example of "howto get a girl" for juniors. Dedicated lawn tennis and basketball player. 420
personified, holds the followingrecords:
1.submitting a paper and writing a thesis in less than 4 hours(paper has been submitted in a
reputedjournal….I amas anxious as you are for the result)
2.being on the criminal list of FBI…alright…California police department for
eveteasing…ok ok…for a crime that cannot be evenmentionedinsuch literature.
3.Visitingthe police stations ineverycountryhe has beento(definitelynot for sight-seeing).
Adie-hard kobe bryant fan, soon going to emulate him in the leagues of Singapore with a
gemof a job! Yo Barcap!
prabhat4686@gmail.com: Prabhatji as he his known by one and
all.!craves for the Gunners!!looks are deceptive. First impression is always of an intellect
with high principles....but...we knowbetter. Recently gained puberty and then has shown a
rapid growth of body hair. He is very caring, tolerating and understanding if its a girl or
gyan he is dealing with.... :) ....always good at heart. A great athlete and football player
(ironically FIFArookie bot beats him10-0) and has been seen running his legs faster than
gyan's mouth(onlywhile givingfundas).
His dictionaryhas the followingdefinitions:
Bliss: 1 Hr more sleepthanthe usual 8
Load: 1 Hr less sleepthanthe usual 8
Chutiyap: Bandi pe fight marna
More chutiyap: Bandi maintainkarna
Stud: One who does bothof the above andhas the name Prabhat Shankar
Veryhardworkinganddedicatedsoul.Has genuine fundae on almost all aspects of life.
Aspirations: Becoming a hotel giant with the name 'Mess Food' saluting the countless times
he has cursedit.:P
: the babaji needs no introduction fromany
o
Rokkam :
ROHAN CHALSANI
Prabhat Shankar
cvrohan.iitkgp@gmail.com
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Shailabh Kumar
Ghanshyam Meena
shailabhk@gmail.com Kgp ne sab kuch diya 8athi, bandi , ft, kaash
koi ek goal maarne deta …..flaunting his football skills from 1st year in defence to
forward midfield in final year , not to forget that he is the only penalty shootout GOD :D
:P of Azad ……zindagi ne bahut chance diye but inhone sab gawa diye. If u ever get to
enter his room beware of the small sticky pieces of paper :D :P lying around ,
…….even while walking he cant think of anything but microbiological bacteria which
he keeps on searching . Agreat football and cricket player with a nice a** . Sochte
honge ki shayad goal keeper ban jaata to kuch to mill hi jaata aur goal karne ki tamanna
bhi poori ho jaati ….finally it was nice being around u , may u always be like this :P :D.
kya bola jaaye meena babu k
baare mein... volleyball best spiker (once upon a time... ok.. maybe not :P ), football best
outgoing goalkeeper (surprisingly), dancer (as he likes to put it, once upon a time :P ),
singer(again, his words) and artist... har jagah apni ghusa k rakhne waala banda hai...
khoob masti ki hai humlogon ne mil ke... especially dewangan ki maarne mein :D, iska
characteristic trademark, the constipated face he makes when you wake him up or he's
frustrated at something, hamesha yaad rahega :D, if u haven't seen it, u've seen nothing...
haal mein bhaisaahab ko body building ka chaska chadha hai, aur har roz apne so called
collar bone ko flaunt karta hai (it doesn't exist though :P) ... abhi bande ko NTPC mein
jaake makhane ka poora chance mila hai... jungle mein weightlifting :D frusst ho gaya
likhte likhte... chal be best of luck...
ganshyam.meena@gmail.com:
makha dena hamesha ki tarah wahan bhi :))
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Ankur Edkie
Bipul Kumar
KUNALSHARMA
ankuredkie@gmail.com
kunal5288@gmail.com
Chances are that if you're not a robot, he
doesn't know you nor will acknowledge your existence... is bande ki poori zindagi bots k
peeche hai :P , ROBOTIX god, jikse room mein any given time 2 bots mil hi jaayenge
in different stages of completion... and he actually makes things work.. kuch tempo hai
bots paida karne ka isko baap... ya to bots k taar jod raha hota hai ya coding kar raha
hota hai unki jab bhi jaao room mein :P, haan haal mein fb pe high scores banane ka
bahut chaska chadha tha... I dunno if it's relevant here, lekin wo bandar koodane waale
game mein fb k top 7 mein pahunch gaye the bhaisaahab :D... bahut aalsi hai, tht is for
things nt connected to robotics... aur har cheez mein logic chahiye inko :D, that is nt a
bad thing when bade bade gods funde lene aayein aapse is cheez k liye :) to sum ankur
edkie up : 1100100100111001010001000100010002????? 2????? 2????? 2????? FATAL
ERROR... COULD NOT PROCESS... SHUTTING DOWN!!!
bipul.iitkgp@gmail.com ab is launde ko kaun nhi janta.....launda studd
hai ....athletics basky volley blah blahh blahhh..
ab jo aaplog nhi jante hai........jo zamane k saamne nhi pesh hua hai uu hum batate hai..
sach to yeh hai ki yeh ladka bahut bada KANCHOD hai...kisi ko frust karana hai to aap
shauk se bipul ko yaad kar sakte hai..saal bhar magai karta hai.
full attendance hai......aur CG to khair...
ye bechare nasamjhi ki bimari se grasit hai lekin kisi ki mazaal isse samjha de??!!!!!
hmmm aur logon ko bahut badi galatfehmi hai ki iske bahut saari galfrnd hai......bhai
log...aisa kuch nhi hai!...wo sab iski behenein hai!
ladka itna saadhu sant hai ki bina behen banaye kisi ladki se baat hi nhi karta!!
jokes apart...dil ka bahut saaf hai...kisi ki madad karna ho to sabse pehle aage aata hai
aur launda overall machaaxxxx hai!
Me: abe kunal ...tune ye movie dekhi hai??
Kunal: abe yaar iske end mein hero mar jaata hai.
Me: abe tune movie dekh li ?...bataya nhi be..
Kunal: abe Synopsis hai naa IMDB pe...movie dekhna kisko hai...2 ghante barbaad
karne padte hai!!!!!!
Me :Abe kunal kya kar rha tha...dinner karne chal..
Kunal : abe lete hue the..abhi to gym se aaye hai
Me : naha le aur fir chal khaane
Kunal : abe gym se to aaye hai...kya nahayenge...kal naha lunga..
[ ye to suna hoga ...Tomorrow never cums... kunal ji isse puri achhi tarah se follow
karte hai!!]
Gym jaane ka bahut shaukeen aur kuch bane na bane....COLLAR to bana hi liya hai!
launde ki koi gf nhi hai...for details refer FRIENDS S__E__ [ Joey ]
bhalu a.k.a KS a.k.a Koala bear ...bahut bade maggu hai.....din bhar rum mein band
rehte hai..lekin kisi ki himmat jo isse maggu bol de...
gmd kar dega wahi..
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Amit MALLICK mallick.iitkgp@gmail.com : ome
across...if you ever saw him smiling then you are the luckiest one!!!updated with all the
tv serials and a big al pachino fan...he brings fine art cup to the hall with his poltu skills
in his 2nd yearas an ent secy...if you have any doubt in finance..then he is the right guy to
contact with...after all he cleared CFA. Heis a person with strong determination...can run
2.2 km in the boring treadmil with utmost seriousness in his face.. quick learner too..
learned floating in just 1 hr...but funny to look when he tries to use his hands. the most
seriously cool guy with no tension of any girlfriend thoughhe talks to many girls..he is
kind of a guy who can talk to you on phone for some time even when he doesnt knows
you or remembers you.One of the greatest cheater :P.cleared gate exam with his cheating
skills.He is the emergency sutta keeper of our wing though he rarely smokes.Innovative
thinker... came for GPL with thick blanket covering his buttock.best wishes for his future
endeavours
:Ihe bachon se kaafi pyaar
hai...aur bachhe bhi inhe pyar se cp chacha cp chacha kehte hain....inhone fifa khel khel
ke sabko frusst kar diya hai ...below 6 rated movie dekhne keshaukin hain....volley
captain ke roop main inhone karybhaar ko kaafi achhe tarike se nibhaya. Madira se nafrat
karte aaye per buri sangati ne innhe kayi baar peene per majboor kar diya...jiska inhe aaj
bhi kabhi kabhi afsos hota hai...unke jeevan ki sabse dukhad ghatna..jab kuch agyat logon
ne unke sabse pyare cycle ko jisko unhone 4 saal tak bete ki tarah paala posha(ek hi slot
main rakha) chori kar liya...per unhone himmat nahi haari aur ek waise hi anaath(second
hand) cycle ko god liya...uske aane se unke jeevan main khushiyan laut aayi... inka
aadhyatm per atoot vishwas hai...lekin ek sawal unhe andar andar hi khaye jaa rha
hai..JEEVAN KYAHAI?? umeed karte hain dehradun ki vaadiyon main inhe is sawal ka
jawaab mil jayega.
The most serious person we ever c
CP GAUTAM CP aka chacha cpal3012@gmail.com
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Tapas marandi
Ajeet singh
— hunk, the show stopper the taps thats him of
our wing. He has an unique style which you will neverforget even if you have meet the
person only once. He is very fast literally. he walks fast, eats fast, talks fast, types
fast..surfs fast....ye computer band karne main viswas nahi rakhte hain..aur computer ke
chillane per seedha format maar dete hain.He loves eating mircha :) especially after
drinking lots of beer and vodka. Aksar inhe raat main light band karke aur romantic
music baja kar phone per dheeme dheeme batiyate hua paaya jaata hai. Desh ke bhinn
bhinn pradeshon main inki premikayein paayi jaati hain.aur videsh main bhi jaal bicha
rahe hain... weightlifting main kayi kirtimaan sthapit kiye hain...saath hi saath ye 4
bhasaon ke gyata hai...aur bhavisya main Chinese seekhne main ruchi rakhte hain...aasha
karte hain professor ke roop main ye bachon ko sahi marg darshan denge...aur kam
attendence waale students ko dereg karte rahenge :)))
This guy is a diehard mining engineer - among select
group of elites who have converted to dual from b.tech, out of love of their department
:P. is a diehard sportsperson too- getting best libero award for consecutive years. Bhai
kisi bhi parishthiti se ladki ko bhala phusla kar apne changul main fasane ka cali rakhte
hain—galti se ek baar airtel se kisi ladki ne bhai ko koi scheme lene ke liye phone kiya
aur inhone baat date tak pahucha di…bhaisahab ko sote khate ….. karte naye naye bplan
aate rahte hain aur unko reality main badalne ka kaam bhi inhone suru kar diya…ladka
jaa raha hai Coal India main par ladka heera hai heera…
tapas.kgp@gmail.com:
iit.ajeet @gmail.com:
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Priyank Jain
Narendra Singh Kok
priyankjn@gmail.com
iitkgp.kok@gmail.com:
:Dude of DGW…yeh DUDE subah 4 baje bhi
hugga marne jayenge to pura “SHRINGAAR” karke….he has a exclusive MAKE-UP
kit…Inhone KGP mein 1st year se hi corporate life style adopt kar li thi…:)….according
to him every girl he talks is his good friend, nothing else is going on but in the end u vl
find anything else…first in the wing to loose his virginity(that too in train…only GOD
knows the truth behind..)….u vl find all the certification related to finance in his room u
have ever heard…Agood hearted and helpful person..Dont ever argue with him on
Haryana and Priyanka Chopra…
Jai Haryana, Yo Finance……..
If find someone doing
“Grrrrrrr…Grrrrr…” in DGWbathroom say around 12 o'clock in the noon, thts our desi
Jaat (KOK). Subah Subah uski aawaz Alarm se bhi jyada napasand ki jati ha….even his
whisper can wake you up. He can be recognized from miles away by the very unique and
the most annoying voice. Even after having this much melodious voice, we wonder how
does he manage to have so many girls…though he is getting settled now with…….. (sry
m not allowed to disclose the name). He has made records in Intra-hall cricket….he
made almost every wing to play cricket….He is the best player and the biggest cheater in
the cricket history of our wing and probably in the hall as well…;)…and that's what
make us win APL (AZAD Premier League). The only probable millionaire among all of
my friends. No one can figure out how he could able to manage his finances so
well.........hats off.
We'll miss you…!!
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Tarun Saini
Vaibhav Sharma
Sandeep Bhushan
Ronak Sharda
Rahul Rai
tarunsainiiitkgp@gmail:
vibhu2499@gmail.com
logontosandeep@gmail.com:
meetronaksharda@gmail.com
rahulrai.iit@gmail.com
The second most invisible person of our
wing…that's why it's hard to write about him but still let's give it a shot. You'll find his
room locked even when he is out to pee. He is known for his studies, pondies and his
interest in OP. Only one from wing, who manage to crack the CAT, very hardworking
fellow. Opener in the mess….he has taken back every penny he paid for the mess food.
All the best for all his future endeavors….!!
:Times of India of DGW….Great fan of
Shashi Tharoor, Facebook and Twitter. According to him, either you are twitting or you
are “GANWAAR”. The person with the most arbitrary viewpoint in any discussion. A
great admirer of beauty may be b'coz he never got a chance to do anything beyond
admiration. Dedicated towards acads.
Rest is mystery…..!!
All the best.
GULTRAJ Sandeep Bhushan (The
Typical Bihari)…..”Mr. India (rarely seen)” of the wing, Hall as well as in insti. Man with
the passion to watch every language's movie on DC…without subtitle. Never ever argue
with him….b'coz either u'll end up losing the argument or beaten up. Best Alumani of
Sanik school Netraheart, Bihar for all his tales about the school and the promotion of the
school outside Bihar. He has enormous interest in any scam related activity which could
possibly earn some popularity to him. Well that's it….we are not allowed to write
anything else…we are still scared of him…!!
Jai Bihar..!!
:First thing to notice about him is “size
of his G**ND”. Even girl with the biggest butt in kgp envy him for that. If you are
feeling hungry, come to his room, you'll find something 24x365. He has his weirdest
collection of songs which will keep irritating you from early in the morning to late in the
night. FUNDAGOD…don't knw for what…but to his bandi only…;). Compu specialist
of the wing. Avery helpful person but only for the compu help..:D.
Good Luck INFOSYSian!!
:Lover boy of DGW…!!....inko har 2 mahine mein
sachcha pyaar ka ehsaas hota hai…kgp ki har bandi isse maal lagti hai….” Vasudev
Kutumb Kumb” mein believe rekhta hai isiliye inka pyaar BRAZIL tak faila hua
hai….Most diplomatic, Manipulative, un-trusted and complex person in wing…and above
that a few persons in hall know that. Beer sunte hi inke kaan khade ho jate hai aur
dhakkan khulte hi inhe chaddh jati hai….And all the Hall residents are cordially invited to
his FIRST marriage ceremony sometime in this summers. Everything including Bride,
Date and Venue is fixed but Groom….(wt to say now..:D)
The IIPM specialist…contacts him directly to know why he is being called this.
Hope you get married soon!!...Don't forget us to invite cause we'll anyways be there
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VINU RAJASHEKHAR
GAURAV KUMAR
vinutheraj@gmail.com
"
:Vinu the Raj also called as the man
of coconut leaves,a liminal being with the body of an ape and the brains of a
cyborg.Defines his own ways of living life may it be eating dosas for all the meals of the
day to the endless nightouts to smoking 2 packs and orders 2 pegs of vodka mixes it
thoroughly and then drinks it (even the waiters always get confused :P ) .Greatly known
as "Mallu"(no confusion u kno they are the rarest species :P ) a joyful person with tinges
of "load bearing attitude which is overwhelmingly handled by him.The only person in
the planet who can challenge wikipedia with his mallu pedia the guy knows about every
f****ing thing in this world from porn industry to the latest sci fi gadgets and their
workings :P.Microsoft will surely buy google if he sticks to the firm for the next few
years.Best of luck buddy may ur beautiful mind rock the world !!
Gaurav the player a true
fighter ,plays every kind of game including life with heavy amounts of enthusiasm ,zeal
and most importantly "competition".Fights and gaurav go hand in hand ,wants to change
the world with his krantikari attitude but instead was brutally beaten up in two occasions
(just kidding dude :P ).Lately we have been witnessing a changed gaurav as you can
frequently see him in CCD surrounded by girls who like to spend his money -:) .High
intelligence and coding skills make him popular within the department.As a warning
DONT EVER compete with him he will kill you if you win.Agreat friend to be with ,we
wish you all the best for your future "love" affairs and "competitions
cooldudegaurav2005@gmail.com:
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AMAR SINGH PATEL
Vikram Bahure
DIPADUBHASHI
Aniruddha Sharma
amargetme@gmail.com
vikrameconomics@gmail.com
dipadubhashi@gmail.com
callingdexter@gmail.com
:Amar Singh Patel the name tells it
all (amar singh the politician ) feared as the most erratic poker player (gets his trait of
bluffing from amar singh i guess :P ).Peace defines his way of living sleeps eats plays
unlike his depmates.Agreat friend to hangout with but can become hot headed if u tell
something bad about Rajasthan.Also feared by the professors of Computer Science has
had a tussle with more than one teacher ,so depmates give him high regards :P.Is waiting
for his degree here in KGP so that he can go and bet it on a game of poker ! :)
but the bets are out on whether he will GET his degree after all :P(kidding dude). May u
become the dream kheli(poker ,carom, ne kind of jua ) of Las vegas .Best of luck dude!
:Vikram or Apahij as he is more
popularly known is the tempo man of the group. Was crowned as the undisputed PJ king
for his vast reservoir of awesome pjs some of which are still being analysed to this day.
Has suffered from diseases whose names do not even appear in large renowned medical
books. He is porbably the the only guy who would cancel a Gangtok or Ladakh trip just
because its too cold out there, (the cold makes his bones weak). Largest collection of
woollen clothing in kgp, including a dozen of mufflers. Infinite funda about all types of
medicines and cures. Has a passion for chatting up unknown chicks over the internet and
then just when things begin to get interesting, he drops them like a ton of hot bricks.
Instrumental in getting innocent people addicted to poker after getting addicted himself.
An honest, diligent worker and someone you can count on to stand by your side during
hard times. Will miss the time spent on the mess top with him. Hope to see him develop
the Bahurian school of thought in economics one day.
Dipa .. Deepa .. Dabba .. Drum ..Some
people eat to live he lives to eat.One of the most feared players in Poker After Dark. A
calm strong headed demenour who moves around 2.2 with two of his "bitches".Has great
interest in girls and after repeated failures finally * got his love of live( still not sure:P )
.His name creates suspucion in the mind of people when any body declares sharing a
room with "Dipa" :P.Ahard worker and always in the middle of action .. Ktj, Hall poltu,
Gossip, Acads, soccer .. u name it except lately when he's become a bit more
'domesticated' that we would like <refer to * warning dont commit da same mistake :P)
!Many people will miss his company like Ravi da and Sam D (boosted their sales by 50
% single handedly ) and of course we friends.
Has god gifted brains solves DI in secs and when asked for explanation declares that he
sees the answer in flashes infront of his eyes( is dat possible :P) ! This is one ambitious
<but lazy>, focussed chap who's gonna make it realll big one day <reall soon>( may b ull
see him host sports matches along side harsha bhogle) ! Way to go Dabba !
:Anirudhha Sharma the great .The
name calls for cheers in the crowd(irony being his greatness is self proclaimed and cheers
take place in his mind :P ) .He has occupied each and every position of responsibility in
IIT some being ktj ,place comm ,Times of India Campus Editor(cummon dude ders no
such post :P ) ,AISSAC chairman( offered and rejected as told by him :P ).Aboy with
great ambitions , a true go getter and takes work close to his heart had the balls to reject
placement and go through his Carbon Clean Solutions(if u havent heard that name then
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you dont use social media :P ).Hes a joker by choice and a prankster by birth ,there is not
a single person in kgp who he hasnt annoyed by his pranks.His favourite pass time is
"stealing" or doing side aerobics while walking and lives by poker earnings. Atrue ladies
man and has a huge female fan base. ('Allo Ladies). Is destined to make it big in life and
our only hope is that he does us a few favours when he reached the upper echleons of
society.Best of luck buddy
:The entertainment man will invariably make
you split your side with laughter, mostly unintentionally. Has more brothers than
duryodhana and between them ensure that the family name is present in every sphere of
human life. He is prone to letting of an unintelligible string of words from time to time
leaving everybody clutching their sides. His lack of general knowledge is legendary and
is probably the only soul in this institute who does not know the meaning of the word
"fart" or the full form of frusst (despite being told). Inspite of his shortcomings, the guy
has managed to start a company and im sure that he will be very successful in the years
to come. You can always count on him to be there for a friend and goes out of his way to
make them happy. Would love to see whether his atrocious english improves twenty
years down the line when he becomes a millionare.
:Ojit - No words can even begin to describe our
inhouse fundaman (though all of it is bullcrap). Loves making fun of everybody around
him but somehow lands up being the butt of all the jokes. The worst player ever (cricket,
football, aoe, poker, baski u name it... and dont even start on sprinting). Has less funda
about his dept (cs) than a dung beetle(courtesy wikipedia). Wears strategic low waist
jeans to display is volumnous assets. Has numerous boyfriends and the number of phone
calls he gets would put a blue eyed blonde to shame and to top it of has been caught
jerking off openly on numerous occassion by third party. Agreat fan of movie quotes and
has unsuccessfully tried to pass less renowned ones as his own from time to time.Thinks
he is a philosophical GOD - According to him, Saturday is white in color. Wish he sorts
out his PAD triangle. But inspite of all his countless flaws (bandi pataofying included) he
remains one of the most popular, funniest, friendliest guys you will come across. Wish u
all the best in your future endeavours, mr entrepreneur.
:"Smoker, Doper, Boozer, Rapist,Friend".
Apt words to describe Ankur Singhal or saand as he is more popularly known. Whether
he is smoking up or gulping down litres of vodka, the dood is passion personified. His
interests range from cradle of filth to believe it or not 'dance india dance' (seriously get a
life man). After being laughed at for his lack of interest in the fairer sex, he promptly
went and did ... (his version) or got done by ... (acc to us). Either way he is no longer a
cherry as he proudly declares to one and all. Only man i know who sleeps 14 hrs,
watches 10 movies, does his project work and eats 2 kfc buckets all in a day. Adventure
runs in his blood and be it skiing in manali, trekking in the alps or goin to orissa on his
khatara scooter all u get to hear at the end is "Dude it's f***in awesome man". Has the
memory of an amoeba and the attention span of a 2 yr old. If u ever here someone ask
"What is frusst in english yaar?, "Dude, wanna smoke up" or "The probability of xyz is
more than abc in poker bcoz ...." you can safely bet it's him doin the asking. Great guy,
fun to be wid, wishin mr.i-banker(quant fin stud) all the best in life. May u get the ferrari
Prateek Bumb
Asit Parija
Ankur Singhal
pb.iitkgp@gmail.com
asit.thebrains@gmail.com
ankursinghal5@gmail.com
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Sai Aditya
Bhargav
Chanakya Nariseti
Khasibhatla Karthik
saiaditya007@gmail.com
bhargav.kgpian@gmail.com :
Better known as Sai da, this GOD-level CS player
(and Q3 gamer) came out to be one of the best gamers KGP has ever seen. His passion
for music, esp. Guitar, displayed an entirely new perspective of this lazy bum. Lazy as he
may be, when it comes to these obsessions (music, gaming etc etc) meticulous research,
impeccable insight, depth of knowledge and attention to small details define him. He's
simply stunning. His juicy demeanor has won many hearts, esp. one from LLR. :P
His room is one hell of an artwork made by his creepy little eight legged pets, despite
which his room is a common meeting room for all gults of KGP (True Story. Really). His
daily routine is: wake up, sutta, CS, eat, sutta, CS, have a stomach upset, play guitar,
sutta, CS, sutta, CS, sutta, sleep. All in all, a good person at heart and always cracks us
up even in the dullest of moments. Love u sai da. We WILL miss u.
Ask him any question he has got an answer -"lite
mama”, he only eats food just enough to keep him alive and provide him sufficient
energy to run his daily errands, which also explains his physique :P . He is an ulti cool
guy and peacemaar candi...e kabhi load nahi leta bhai .. even in the shittiest of moments..
Love u bhagi!
chanu,cheno the remo of bfw :P.
Imagine how batman or superman would be feeling about themselves(Yes they are for
real :P)now double it .. That's how chanu feels about himself...The balayya of our wing!
And always bears a colon D on his face ... There isn't a single sport that has not felt his
presence at kgp. I can't believe i almost forgot! His PJ's they are the deadliest ones out
there.. Be cautious for u can never recover if u are hit by one ;). His love for his work is
remarkable. I will miss you chano :|.
kasak .. seldom do u come across
an unique person like khasibhatla karthik.. it's hard to get to know him. Once he opens
up to you he is a great person! he has his set of principles and he lives by his code. May
u reach greater heights in life!
chanu.iitkgp@gmail.com
karthik.kihtrak@gmail.com
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Pramit Mukherjee Well it has been quite some time, 4 yrs to be
precise he is an inhabitant of Azad Hall and B First West wing. He had quite some
interesting graffiti in his room. Firstly atop the door “Nvidia” was written which is
reminiscent of his room baaps place of profession. Also there is this day wise checklist of
a month and “9.03=10” inscribed on the fan! Possibly meant for his predecessor to limit
his ambitions and feel satisfied about being a Nehli!! He has discovered some gaming
partners, some philosopher, some whacko, some funduu and some plain bhaatbaaj. The
first time he realized what's going to happen now is when his seniors are leaving the
wing. The days were the same except there would be nobody to wake him up for a darn
7.30 am, or no one to share mid night snack/late mid night snack at 3 am from Cathleen
or someone to encourage and convince him not to study and game or bhaat the night
before end sems. Overall masto banda to hang out with
Nitin Tripathi alias Condy, style icon is the
most energetic, enthusiastic guy we have ever seen. And when it comes to gym, his enthu
crosses all limits. He has become an idol of body building for many guys. This guy is
unbeatable in any kind of debate or argument whatever field it might be even when he
doesn't know anything about the topic. Almost everyone gives up when they get into an
argument with him. Recently he has been very careful about his looks. Few days back, he
brought Garnier light face wash and multani mitti for himself. Its very difficult to judge his
mood, but you will get used to it after some time. He is afraid of darkness, ghosts (which he
wont admit), snakes but the most dreadful creatures for him are Cockroaches. He starts
running and screaming as soon as he spots one. He wonder howhe would survive in a village
(placed in NTPC). In his good mood, PJs spontaneously come out of his mouth. The thing we
would miss the most about himis his expressions, so eccentrically funny. Above all, he is a
good hearted guy, ready to help others whenever its possible for him. We wish hima bright
future, wife brighter thanhimandthe brightest children.
ullasagw@gmail.com Ullas Aggarwal also known as Milkman on DC++,
supplier of soft-core recreational stuff (you knowwhat) has worked hard to make the “huha”
collection fromRapidshare which he is always ready to share. But don't get carried away, he
is also the DR-1 of Mechanical Engineering department. He was a hard core maggu before
he came to our wing (A top). And then he ventured into this field, earned this prestigious
name “Milkman”. His lappy gets hanged very often because of high amount of uploading of
softies. Great fan of SantaBanta.com, from where he collects PJs and sexy wallpapers. We
always eagerly wait to see his next erotic wallpaper while dreaming about the current one.
His style of abusing is the funniest, you cant stop laughing when he starts abusing. Apart
from this field, he is also a Cricket freak, IPL is like a festival for him. In spite of all these
things, the magguness inside himis always alive. He has a strong repulsion fromthe mess,
mess workers and the mess food. He is always ready to help others, give good pieces of
advice, a very practical guy, true at heart, also very systematic and punctual. We are sure that
he would succeedinhis endeavors inhis future life.
pramiit@gmail.com
tripathi.iitkgp@gmail.com Nitin Tripathi :
Ullas Aggarwal :
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ANKUR SHUKLA
Nikhil Kobragade
Jayanta Phadikar
Umesh Paswan
iitkgp.ankur@gmail.com:: a fun loving guy, known as Janaab . First
thing you would notice about him is his smile he laughs a lot, we wonder, are we telling
him a joke!!. Whenever you see him, he is either going to library or coming from the
class. He has a moderate sense of humor :P. His weaknesses are girls and money (he falls
in love with any girl in merely 2-3 chats). 3-4 hours is his average chatting time per day
per bandi. Waise, he is very choosy about girls (i.e. face, shapes & curves) And most
importantly he is 'bhajan imdb' of IIT :P, all of us take his suggestions. He is very slow at
eating. Exams time lodu ho jata hai, doesn't talk much. He is very good at economics and
stocks as he is department topper. Still, department se badha frusst rehta hai. He is a great
guy to be friend with, very amiable, never takes load (to any degree of leg-pulling).
Wishing him great success in career and life
Nikhil.det@gmail.com: We call him 'KO-BRA, The snake'. Well
don't panic, name is a misnomer; in fact he is very slow in every activity(khoya khoya
rehta hai khayalo me). He is a laziest creature known in the human kind (no offence). He
has huge collection of towels(separate towels for each body part :P). He is very serious
about two things i:e his bandi and MTP. He is mad about his princess, talks to her all the
night(he's very romantic at heart). Afternoons he spent in his lab working for MTP. He
loves playing on his guitar. He is a gym freak as well, body-shody bahut bana li hai ladke
ne but he is still unsatisfied (aur chahiye). In 5 years of IIT, kabhi room ki light nahi
jalayi. He is a real cool dude and beloved friend. We all will cherish all the laughs we
spent with him. Wishing him a great future ahead…
The first thing that comes to mind when
you think JAYANTAis the word professor in a very positive sense . If you don't believe
me just quiz him on FEM, or Structures. He is the unofficial tutor of Aero deptt. during
exam time. Even when you are unprepared and have just one hour before a test he is your
man. Abig lover of sweets, he has tremendous patience. And like a true kgpian he is a
complete night bird.
He is the man who understands the importance of time and completes his projects way
before deadlines. By the way he never bought bathroom slippers after his 1st year and yes
I am NOT joking!!!
umesh.ork.iitkgp@gmail.com: T Awidely recognized
humorous and helpful individual, who you find as greatly cheerful most of the time.
Highly addicted to his cellphone, and likes to spend some quality time on weekends (with
his better half?), and thus you would find him shuttling between home & kgp pretty often.
He loves fruits so much and enjoys a healthy reputation amongst all fruit sellers in
TechM. He likes being health conscious, having a healthy diet, criticising the mess food,
and is an aspiring body builder. Resources in terms of social & political contacts or
materials, are no bound for him, and next time you need to make a travel reservation, you
know whose ass to kick. He is one of the rare people in Kgp who own a room heater, a
saucepan, an iron etc.
jayanta.msm1@gmail.com:
he early riser.
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Shreyas
Chandan Kumar
Joydeep aka joy,mota,balls baba
SUDHEER
shreyas.iitkgp@gmail.com
umi7.chandan@gmail.com
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sudheer.in.iitkgp@gmail.com:
Just like his second name, his personality is
unknown to everyone and his thoughts remains closed, as his room door . Ageek in early
years of KGP life, as expected became frusst later. Atrue user of youtube and other social
networking sites. The only thing that kept him ticking here was KGPLAN. The only road
that he knows in kgp is the one which leads to station and ultimately to jamshedpur. In
the final moments, he became eager to score. Nobody knows why his Gtalk gets
uninstalled regularly or why he supports MS Dhoni.
PSYCHO MARD kehte hain jab
Psycho (as we call him) garajta hai, to Nehru aur Patel mein cyclone aata hai. Aman of
few words, a man who means business, is also very friendly by nature. People do not
dare him, but come to him for notes before sem exams, and he willingly obliges. He
sleeps on a Tuesday afternoon and gets up on Thursday morning to avoid the great
delicacies served in our mess. Shayad hi kisi ne KGP mein Prof ko khullam khulla kaha
hoga “M* C*****, mere ko viva nai dena” !!!, and happily settles for a 'C' in the subject.
All of us here @ BTWwere privileged to have him in our gang for the past 4 years.
'Trust' him with your life and you won't be disappointed, in a nutshell as we call him
'Jack Bauer'.
joyluv.u@gmail.com Ideal student,ideal
friend......very regular and disciplined,but always pressurizes himself for nothing...dunno
why!!?? Despite having a few girlfriends i still believe he is gay at heart :P Usually
remains sound but pretty lousy after getting drunk.....alwayz opportunistic about getting
treats with his usual "lang-lang". Quite disturbing at times with his high volume music
listening endeavours, hears the same song over and over and over and over......loves long
walks,long chats and long sleep-hours...gets frusst very easily but never gives up. Always
been helpful and thoughtful for his friends.....Wishing u the best of luck for ur future, i
know u ll do well in wtever u do... ll miss u a lot.... joy \m/
one of the best guys i met in kharagpur,
actually i'm glad that I met him. one of the few people who can keep up with my
weirdness and understands my fairly complex and intertwined humor. we often have
discussions on wide range of topics which covers most of the knowledge spectrum.
mixes with everyone and doesnt really care about anything and has a clear idea of what
he is going to do. i doubt his lungs are going to last for more than 40 years. he goes for a
2.2 early in the morning and yet bunks classes. he has his own chunk of weirdness to
share with everyone like most of IITians, covers wide range of chicks along with sathish.
i sincerely wish him all the best in his future endeavors.
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ANIL
ABHISHEK KUMAR
Kolluru Vinod
anilkaraka@gmail.com weird, unique, different..... may be these words are
coined todescribe him. He is an absolute introvert and self-obsessive. He cant even
remember the names of 20% professors in the dept. He may be next to Bill Gates and
Steve Balmer to know abt microsoft that well (kidding). He maintains the crappiest room
in IIT KGP. He may not be likeable to many, but he is definitely interesting. You dont
wannamake a first bad impression wid him, coz its really dificult for him to change his
opinion abt u. He maintains a constant tone for every expression. Most interesting guy
i've met in IIT KGP. cool guy to hang out wid ( may to not to everyone). I hope one day,
i'll get to say "HE WAS MYFRIEND !!!"....
abhikiitian@gmail.com: a very respectable guy , well we call
him SIR . First thing you would notice about him is his smile he laughs a lot, we wonder,
are we telling him a joke. He loves his mother more than anyone but he care for his
friends too much. He consider himself to be a mediocre although he is much more than
merely a mediocre. He never wanted to live in crowded cities but he is moving to
Hyderabad for his job in Dr. Reddys. Ahighly ambitious person. He is interested in
taking lots of Dowry during marriage. He likes his Chemical Engineering department too
much. AProfessor of his department is always ready to give him EX without taking his
end sem examination. He will always be a leader in whatever field he pursue. Wishing
him a great future ahead…
kolluruvinod@gmail.com: Innocent, intelligent and annoying – 3 words to
describe him. By the looks, he may look innocent, but a fewminutes with himwill make you
say “Oh my god!! What is this guy? Probably he is the only one in IIT KGP to say he has
nothing left to watch in DC++ and also may be the only one to study previous semester
subjects in the next semester just for concepts. That's probably the reason why he got selected
for NVIDIA, even though the top guys of department were in race. His room looks like a
mini- library with a collection of over 50+ books, some not even related to his course. He
finds immense pleasure in messing up with others computers, while they have no clue what
has happened. All these strange qualities make him centre of attraction wherever he goes.
But, at the endof the day, he is a wonderful friend.
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Mohit Anand
Bhuwandeep
iitkgp.mohit@gmail.com: Aperson who claims (sometimes valid) to have
funda about any abstract topic known to mankind. He likes to change his hairstyle every
semester, sometimes more, which include having a mushroom cut to a French cut to
Englis`h sideburns. Unarguably, his expertise in p* affairs knows no bounds. Wing
DOPA, he has acquired this title by hours of rigourous analysis and viewership. You sure
can trust his ratings on this subject matter. Enjoys a reputation of never studying even 5
mins before the exam and even then scoring pretty well. Sometimes he can be pretty
reclusive and short tempered. He tries to be a person with a great aura and style
statement, but that rarely happens, and you can spot him mostly in his shorts. He mailed
out to more than 2000 profs overseas, for an internship and is still searching for his first
one to pursue after graduation.
bhuwandeep.mf.iit@gmail.com:If you want to experience a non-typical
KGPian meet Bhuwandeep - the childish, vegetarian and non-daru/ sutta guy with a
refreshing cherubic smile and 100% attendance, whose speech never requires
censorship. However, this apparently “maggu” and reclusive guy has watched every TV
series and 80% of all English movies available in LAN. Awalking encyclopaedia on
movies, songs, sports or any other entertainment topic, Bhuwandeep is the person who
provides incentive for night-long “bhaat sessions” of Ablock. Aproud owner of a
Jurassic Age laptop with 256 MB RAM, Bhuwandeep has to struggle to watch the HD
movies of size greater than 3 GB. You can take it as a challenge to show any negative
point of NANO in front of this TATAloyalist. And yes, even if you start 15 minutes
before the class time never ask Bhuwandeep for cycle lift as you will end up reaching 5
minutes after the scheduled time.
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Hall Council 2009-10 Hall Awards 2008-09 Hall Awards 2009-10 From the Editor's Desk From the Warden's Desk From the Hall President's Desk From the Second Senate Member's Desk By G.Sec Soc & cult. By G.Sec Tech By G.Sec Maintenance By G.sec Mess Journey of Life Write it Down The Golden Days Smiley Invention Addicted for Life Ten Commandments It Was Never there from the Other Side Angel Dust Night Dream Love God And I Do I Live on that side of Life? Twilight kegÀí efueKeves keÀer F®íe nes jner nw uewwve keÀer ceefncee 1 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 24 25 26 27 29 30

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Bala Kameshwar Reetesh Chandra Saksham Patel Nilesh Vadkhiya Aabhas Srivastava Naveen Poddar Nishant Kumar Mess Maintenance Gardening Common Room Library Committee Members 1 . Volleyball Secretary Ashwani Verma Technology Srinivas Reddy Ravi Sinha Pratyush Sinha Ram Narayan Sahu Sumeet Mavani Rahul Dey Ankit Agarwal Manik Singhal P. Aquatics.HALL COUNCIL 2009-2010 Hall President Second Senate Member General Secretaries Social and Cultural Sports and Games Mess Maintenance Technology Library Web Secretaries Literary Entertainment Dramatics Fine Arts Mohit Singh Pankaj Kumar Chaukikar Sunil Kumar Arka Prabha Roy Pure Deepak Gonnabhaktula Rahul Dipanjan Dey Subhro Das Ashutosh Thakur Kaustubh Kashyap Himanshu Jagwani Varun Verma Mrityunjay Pandey Anuj Kamble Indoor Games Secretary Vivek Tyagi Basketball. Athletics Secretary Bharath Raghunath Cricket Weightlifting Secretary Preetam Kumar Hockey. Lawn tennis Secretary Tribhuvan Joshi Football.

Theja Arka Aloke Bhattacharya Anuranjan kumar Pankaj Kumar Chaukikar Ganesh Bhalsing Sunil Kumar Das Binoy Tudu Bipul Kumar Prankur Shrivastava Ashish Verma Abhimanyu Yadav V. Gyaneshwar Rao Arpit Sankhla Shashvat Doorwar Piyush Sanduja Pramey Upadhyaya Parth Sethi Amiya Patnaik Lokesh Pant Adityendra Suman Abhimanyu Lahiri Kapil Gumasta Kaustubh Kashyap Anil Sarma Allen Dan Babu Sukhdeep Singh Brar Ashish Gupta Dipanjan Dey Soc n Cult Tech Best Fresher Eureka Cup Young Blood Cup Best Secretary 2 .HALL AWARDS 2008-2009 Best Outgoing Azadian Freedom of the Hall Bodhisatva Award Shanti Gupta Trophy Gautam De Cup Bhagat Singh Cup C V Raman Cup Spirit of Azad Manjit Singh Grewal Cup Hall Blues Sports Abhijeet Nath Burhanuddin Pithawala Atig Bagchi T.

Rohan Allen Dan Babu P V Kaushik Lovepreet Mann Anshul Khandelwal Dipanjan Dey Abhimanyu Lahiri Shailabh Kumar Prabhat Shankar Tapas Marandi Ajeet Singh Chandra Pal Gautam Bipul Kumar Arpit Mishra Ghanshyam Meena Devendra Gupta Kaustubh Gururaj Amit Suthar Himanshu Dhiman Nagendra Bharadwaj Emmanuel Kerketta Shaurya Verma Ritej Bachhawat Varun Rathi Keshav Modi Rahul Saxena Pappula Sandeep Aditya Nanda Abhinav Shrivastava Shirin Reddy Atish Bhattacharya Sagar Kumar Soc n Cult Tech Best Fresher 3 .V.HALL AWARDS 2009-2010 Best Outgoing Azadian Freedom of the Hall Bodhisatva Award Shanti Gupta Trophy Umang Shah Trophy Gautam De Cup Bhagat Singh Cup C V Raman Cup Spirit of Azad Manjit Singh Grewal Cup Hall Blues Sports Sushil Tiwari Shubham Shrivastava Tushar Gulati Arka Aloke Bhattacharya C.

Bala Kameshwar Sourabh Harihar Varun Verma Shreyansh Tiwari Gaurav Bansal Mrityunjay Pandey Pratyush Sinha Anuj Kamble Best Secretary 4 .Eureka Cup Young Blood Cup P.

something to look forward to. and finally the highs and lows of this year. but it is nothing to be disappointed about. But the best part of it was how all the people got together to make the above mentioned things happen. winning the gymkhana elections and the VP – done. and we have evolved with each of them. ending the year with a lead in two GCs . I still remember when I was a second year. the talent and the people to achieve this success. the glorious gold in dramatics and finishing with the lead in two GCs last year. Of course we could never win Illumination or the Socult and Sports GCs (officially). We have all that it takes to convert this imagination to reality. and something we wish that our talented juniors will achieve for we believe they have all that it takes to win the world for Azad. because there is nothing more intoxicating than success. We have the tempo. to the Tech GC the next year. to the GC. to success. to the gold.The Editor's Nostalgia I cannot bring myself to believe that four years in Azad Hall have passed so quickly and now it's time for us to say goodbye. Rather. We have to raise ourselves higher for a brighter tomorrow.” That imaginary time is not far. or those who were dejected this year. bashing up your rivals after winning the GC – done. Which brings me to my message for the hall: yes. we did fail in some aspects this year. I believe I have crossed off almost everything on my hall bucket list – Winning a GC – done. only if we believe in ourselves. For those who are intimidated by the uphill tasks in the years to come. I am particularly proud of my batch and biased towards it because we as a batch played a pivotal role in the way things went around the hall and raised the bar in every single event. oh. we built teams over three long years and yes. Let the times to come be our moment in the sun. A victory march for winning the GC – done. since then we have seen 8 batches right down to the current first year. At the end of it all. Here's wishing that this sun will shine much brighter for years. Cheers to us… and of course . And when I try to pen down my thoughts or compile my memories in retrospect. twice (even got a bit bored with it). how we were in awe of our 5th years. winning that elusive gold in dramatics – done. a tomorrow of which we as a hall will be proud of.done and so the list would never end. We learnt from our senior batches and we effected the change. how much fun we had and of course how we held ourselves together in dark times.in a pursuit towards the shimmering deceiving land called perfection. a lot of it. coordinate our efforts towards this one common goal. but there must always be something left on the bucket list. I am stumped because what words can do justice to the effort that we put behind each and every event right from Illumination and Gymkhana elections in our 2nd yr. I will say “If I need a cause for celebration Or a comfort I can use to ease my mind I rely on my imagination And I dream of an imaginary time. we did taste success.YO AZAD!!! The Editor Azadian2010 5 . the absence of success must make you thirsty for more. to a reality that exceeds all levels that our imagination can conceive.

I wish the entire outgoing boarders a very prosperous career ahead and I welcome the newcomers with a wish for their personality full of vigor and vitality.From The Warden's Desk I am proud of staying in this hall and enjoying the glorious events and the achievements in succession. The boarders have shown true spirit in academic and extra-academic activities to bring the reputation of our Hall being one of the best in the institute.L. Srivastava 6 . Average condition of the boarders has remained comfortable to the mass in general. I hope the glorious past of the Hall will continue to enhance the future by maintaining excellent trends as usual.B. Prof. K. Mess Bill and Security as well. The management skills of the Hall Council Members are appreciable from the point of view of maintenance.

From the Hall President's Desk Fellow Azadians. We gave a close fight in almost all the events ending the year on a high note. a formal report of last year's events is in order. Though we did not have much luck in dramatics events this year. “Sarvottam Azad Humara” Yo Azad!! Mohit Singh Hall President 7 . We had our long-awaited medals in Basketball (Silver) and Bridge (Bronze) and Silver in Volleyball and Weightlifting. The achievements by the freshers' in aquatics are praiseworthy. We tried a few new things this year. It was a great platform where everyone came out of their rooms and performed their part with great temperament. The passion of each and every participant for gold brought laurels for the hall in the General Championships and results came accordingly. It's that time of the year again when you run out of words. I would say that the Hall would not be the same without you guys. I appreciate the efforts that 2nd years put in the same. All the memories of my 2nd year got refreshed. But as a Hall President's article. In Sports GC. For my batchmates and seniors who are passing out. The year began with the successful conduction of KHOJ '10 without a major chaos. I wish the best of luck to all graduating Azadians for their future endeavors and the newly elected HCM for the year ahead. We were almost on the verge of lifting both the Entertainment and the Literary cups but things didn't go our way in the end. Following this. Our winning culture in Tech GC still lives. but our beloved 'Banchharam' will remain alive in the hearts of everyone. needless to mention the excellent work by the Fine Arts team in each of them. the highs and the lows and try to pen down these memories of a lifetime. when you look back in retrospect at the year gone by and remember the days and nights of hard work put in various events. we had awesome performances throughout the year. It was nice to see 4th and 5th years climb on top of chatais to tie up the loops and suddenly we were back in our 2nd yr working fervently to get it done. In Social and Cultural GC. but in the end I am happy to say that we will be very well prepared for the next year as we successfully passed down the funda to our juniors. we returned to our golden times in Hockey. Illumination was conducted after a gap of a year.

We did put up brilliant shows in both eastern and western groups. work together as a family for the place which we proudly call our home. I would personally like to praise the excellent devotion of Fine arts team in rangoli. Here again most of our teams comprised of the newbies in the hall. In Tech GC we maintained our record of gold in case study. irrespective of whichever year he belongs to. “Banchharam's Orchard”. Illu. undoubtedly. under the guidance of the charismatic duo KG-Suthar was amazing and won appreciation by each and everyone who watched it. AZAD. On the whole it had been a year of both crest and troughs. Throughout the year. We have to learn from our mistakes as well as we have to put our heart and soul in all the events where e came out with flying colors. provides the platform where every boarder. We are going to miss the immensely talented graduating batch of 2010. We had a wonderful year in sports GC. with the gold in hockey. Conduction of Illumination after a gap of one year was a major achievement. we have been to retain the glory of AZAD in the minds of all Kgpians. FARTS Cup and in the Dramatics events. The void created by your absence is tough to be filled. where we got opportunities not only to develop our skills but also to strengthen the bond among juniors and seniors. we had a series of events ranging from Illumination to the General Championships. YO AZAD Pankaj Kumar Chaukikar 8 .From the Desk of Second Senate Member Yet another year has passed and with the efforts of the new lot of enthusiastic freshers and the guidance and support of the seniors. All e expect is your love and guidance in the years to come. In the field of social and cultural. We put up quite a number of wonderful performances in all the three General Championships. Though ad-design couldn't fetch any medal. Our English dramatics production. but the idea and concept was awesome.

Drams cup started with a very different note. a few areas where we will definitely work upon the next year. With our experience from this year and the present tempo I believe we can pull it off next year. we ended the year on a happy note with gold in English Elocution.The Year that was… It's that time of the year again. the Entertainment cup was lost by just a few points which were most unfortunate. coming again voluntarily in the afternoon to start from where they left. I believe that if we really practice hard without getting complacent we can bring the GC home next year. and one tends to sit and think about where we started from and where we actually are. I personally congratulate the whole Rangoli team and kudos to the second year junta who turned up and lived up to the expectation. But what was heartening to see was the 2nd years after working the whole night. My kudos to the Fine Arts team. especially Mrityu and Anuj who showed exemplary dedication in all Fine Arts events. Illumination was organized with a lot of new experiments. Some of the experiments did succeed but unfortunately a few of them failed which cost us the 'the pot of rasgullas'. But before I write about those. Khoj 2009 was a grand success with no mishaps and was very well organized with a huge participation. there were some very promising trends which will grow in the coming year. Still. Now focusing on the GC. Looking back. I also thank all my seniors who turned up in huge numbers and showed the same tempo which they had exhibited two years back and kept the 2nd years going. Then came Illumination and Rangoli. in spite of our failure in bagging gold. with some deciding not to leave their post three tables high until they finished their Chatai! My kudos and heartiest congratulations to all of them. Undoubtedly we made a huge impact of AZAD on the fresher's. we have an uphill task ahead. Even after great performance In English dramatics we failed to impress the judges. in terms of tempo this year was as grand as could be. Social and Cultural 9 . unexpected and gloomy. the hard truth being that we ended 3rd in the GC. I believe in spite of our standing. Sec Socult the best of luck for the next year and sign off one last time from this glorious post. On this note I would like to wish the next G. Yo Azad!! Sunil Kumar General Secretary. when everything has been said and done. a formal report about the past one year is in order. though. But the present 2nd years showed a lot of promise for the times to come. Taking such risks with new experiments was in order because we had to do something phenomenal and new to get gold. I accept that amidst the chaos of last year and many talented seniors passing out. There are a lot of lessons to be learned though from this year's performance. this year. Hats off to the whole Entertainment team and all others who contributed to it! We lost even the Literary cup by just a few points again.

Rohit. it was really a great pleasure to work with all of you! Sorry for all the cases when I faltered. And to all of my seniors. Kamble. Sahu. Kaustubh. Add a very skilled and committed Fine Arts and Lit team to the pot. Rahul. there is no way we can miss it. we were pretty sure that we'll be in deep water once the five pillars of our drams team (for the uninitiated. he is a pure winner. Atish. Nitish. they are KG. And believe me. Soc-cult and Tech. Sagar. thanks a ton for all those valuable contributions when we really needed them. I have to grudgingly admit that luck definitely did not help us this time round. Mavani. So. Mantu. let's concentrate on the stuffs I'm passing on to Mr. Srinivas Reddy. Nautiyal and all. But when they are actually passing out. Dhiman.Sec Tech As I sit down to write about the events that transpired over the past year. And I really don't want you guys to miss the GC treat next year. We came very close to win Lit cup and Ent cup. too much of soc-cult talk. We certainly didn't do everything correctly. Suthar. Srinivas. managed to do nothing short of spectacular in Inter Hall English drams and drew bolt from the blue in Hindi drams. Snehan. be sure we can make it really big next year.The Highs and Lows of a G. Harihar. Prateek. Arka and Shaurya) pass out. But in spite of these laurels and just missed ones. We also managed to grab many more good things in Fine Arts. the most pleasurable aspect of this year remains the mix of talent and tempo we found in the new 2nd year batch. We pulled off a gold in Open IIT English drams. Pappu. we realize that we have a whole cache of talented juniors in the likes of Makkhi. But as they say. Ankit. We had a hell lot of ill fates and a resultant dry semester in the autumn but the great efforts we put in Product Design and Ad Design certainly set the tempo for the whole year. We've found one of the most bankable voices ever in Aaron (be it Ent or Lit. for all the instances where I failed to raise the bar or dropped it. Last year. Sushant and Chauhan) and Silver in Opensoft. Pratyush. I will try to name most of them. I cannot possibly include the names of all those 2nd years who added lots of value to our tech team. spoils a G sec Tech's write up. if you all contribute in the same manner you did this year. everywhere) and one of the most melodious ones in Saurav. Bala. Ritesh. Rohit. Dipanjan Dey General Secreatary Technology 10 . Mrityu. And thanks a ton for teaching me lessons I needed and for making me wiser. Gaurav. Arijit. Aabhas. But in spite of all this we managed to finish in the top three ranks of 2 GCs. but as a mortal. Ravi. Anirban. But we certainly won the glory at stake. Come spring semester and we scripted a great fight back. A Chem Innovation Bronze was closely followed by gold in Case Study (thanks to Ricky. We finished our run of this year with Silver in Hardware Exhibition and just one event away from the laurel.

My tenure as the General Secretary. we managed to put up a decent show.. They displayed the true spirit of an AZADian.. The first years showed great spirit in ILLU and every other hall event even thought they were forced to stay away in MMM due to unavoidable circumstances. YO AZAD!!!!!!! Rahul G General Secretary Maintenance 11 . (I loved the debates with the juniors).. Maintenance started with a week of sleeplessness and 'frustapa'. I would like to thank all the other HCM for their support and co-operation Finally. this year the maintenance of the hall went down a notch.. and unfortunately we did not manage to bag any post of a General Secretary due to some “unexpected developments”. blame games between construction and sanitary departments... Even thought I tried my best...Maintaining the Balance End of yet another eventful year. The Gymkhana elections were chaotic again. but at the end. I hope I will be able to take up the role of my seniors and help in putting up a better ILLU next time. problems regarding the terms of Sweeping contract and involvement of political parties in the Sweeping Contract. I thank the boarders for keeping up with this. a year filled with chaos. I hope they will keep it up in the years to come. thanks to all the seniors and juniors who helped me out a lot. I had a few meetings with the HMC chairman.. Finally I managed to settle everyone down. A year of adaptation and learning. I am proud that Azadians stood together and emerged victorious..... due to the various construction works.. Warden and a couple of other professors in which I was provided insight into who can get a DC and various other options(:P). I thank my batchmates and second years for their co-operation and putting up with it for most part of the year. Room allotment was even more difficult with the first years and the involvement of HMC... but we did learn a lot from this and I am damn sure that next year Azad will be on top again. Thought this is my first real ILLU.

experienced something really new. The present system we are following is the centralized tender system. Sec and hope everything functions smoothly. so please do not let the mess be dependent on the HMC.sec Mess. where the authorising power of the students has declined. Previously we used to have a tender system at the hall level which gave more autonomy to the students. Now let us look into the present and future scenario of our mess. working on the great foundation laid by Gulati and Rathi. even listened to a lot of comments. Cheers Pure Deepak 12 . There were some tough and good times. I kept myself busy to help the mess function effectively. rather let us take matters in our own hands. At the end of it all we learned a lot. but the important thing I would like to repeat is that we can control the quality as long as the decision making is in our hands. I assure you that was never the case. along with the MCM members. It wouldn't be an understatement when I say that. If anyone ever felt that I gave diplomatic answers or tried to procrastinate things. I feel my interaction with the workers was extremely good. and I have been encouraging and motivating them during the good and bad times. not only me but all the boarders should take up some of this responsibility. complaints and compliments. Future avenues would include the privatization of mess. which is why I believe that a change is required here. To reiterate it has been a good journey. and I believe.Don't let it go The past one year was a great experience working as a G. and. I hope I continued the good work and convey my best wishes to the next G.

. We were all here.. The high-spirited moments of victory became all the more triumphant because of them and the little moments when we felt bogged down. trying to blend into one homogeneous mass of kgpians.. we take up this challenge and surge forward in our journey. different choices. to this place called IIT Kharagpur . It's like you are an athelete. In a way. with different interests.We gradually dissolved in its fervour and became a part of the famous kgp cluture. The moments.. painting our favorite drawings on the canvas.' dance and music to sports and games.these friends became an integral part of our lives. the most enjoyable years of our life are going to be spent here. we select our own routes and still we keep coming across new places everyday-new places. we kickstart the endless pursuit of life. A journey can only be enjoyable when you have somebody to share your joy with. We knew that the most crucial and at the same time. when we are passing one day after another. packing into our luggage memories. makes us meet people which we would never have met otherwise and fills up each moment of our life with bitter-sweet experiences which we carry forward on our way.. There is everything. making the farewell all the more difficult. from 'drams..memories that will always stay with us no matter where we go! Saurabh Harihar 13 . Weaving our dreams carefully into thoughts and thoughts into goals. But this place itself is brimming with so much zeal and vigour that it rejuvenates the worst of losers. we prepare our own maps. using the colours we like.. Then one day the vehicle of life suddenly decides to take a halt..a breed that could go on to do anything in the world.both good and bad keep coming back to our memories.yes. new mates in kgp.. The clock keeps ticking and you keep grabbing its hands. making us leave what we treasure most. In the case of us kgpians.a journey. new people and new emotions.. The habit of dreaming big. to search for newer. The journey of life. and at the same time. it is the exciting and adventurous journey that we all have embarked upon. managing a number of extra-curricular activities through nights and the very popular night-outs.. the journey to follow goals takes us to places we never thought we could go. Nevertheless. and that we all know well. they were always there to care and support. unlike any other journey. wanting it to stop and give you some more time. that we are actually on a journey. Life here is never a bed of roses. Hats off to this place where human endurance exceeds the boundaries of space and time! There are times when this breath-takingly pacy life decides to slow down. we are all artistes. where we decide our own destinations... leaving us on the brink of breaking down. Tears well up in our eyes and we grow nostalgic.a journey that we all have in common but still it is different and special for each one of us. without having to be taught..You sweat and sweat but each drop keeps you going for more. Shuttling in and out of classes through the day. We started sharing our small joys and the smallest sorrows with these friends. undiscovered treasures. And this very fact led us into making a number of new friends. something that each one of us learns involuntarily. is to dream. this journey brought us here. often takes such sudden turns. canteens . from working on complicated engineering problems to managing multinational companies. Being together in classrooms.Journey of Life Do we ever wonder... hostels.the journey of life! Since our childhood. The day of saying goodbye to the place finally dawns.

I don't want to be mistaken here. Vivek Nautiyal 14 . They write to their entertainment. Now. Not that I haven't “written” articles. Even if just once. quotes and so on. not writing. novelty of expressions. They don't care for writing. they are typed.Write It Down I have always wondered what it would feel like to write an article. After almost two years of having produced stuff. All that I intend to say point out is that. I just want feel that spontaneity. And. we just produce pieces from then on. nor supported by a thesaurus website. and even one piece of Broadway musical. and even though their last “written” piece gets them a distinction in the exam. Some just have a nose for writing. and everything desirable. debates. publish a quiz-blog or whatever. appreciation. cool and catchy phrases or general trivia. Parts of these pieces are copied straight from the source. Because. just because you are not good at any of these or some of the other “central themes” for pieces is absurd. not for anyone else but for yourself. We never write once we are done with schooling. take the GRE or take part in some verbal ability test or just take the CAT. once I fall short of novelty of words. or take up work in marketing. even though producing pieces might give you fame. recognition. stuff ranging from case studies. I don't mean to say writing must not include sophisticated words. They write because they are good at it. just once to express how I feel about not having “written” for so long. essays. My piece should be one. then there are people like me. be a debater. that true sense of originality. because true writing is about expression and no matter what kind of language you use. money. that rawness. writing merely to showcase any of these skills is no less absurd. I mean. not corrected by a spelling checker algorithm. their enlightenment. there are various ways to display your prowess in using sophisticated words. Some people end their writing with the last language exam they have. There are ways to show your prowess in using catch phrases. I feel like writing. be a quizzer or be a quizmaster. Everyone has “written” something at some point. letters of request. There are ways to show your general knowledge. their contentment. plays. So write. your expression is what your piece stands for. Mostly these pieces are never written. And. writing gives you quality time for reflection.

But as nature would have it. People have forgotten to be what they are and become 'what people want them to be.' The government pays no heed to the wants of the people.The Golden Days Some time ago in history. It was shattered. Bravehearts equipped with courage. It has challenges to overcome and problems to demolish. The land of 'we' is overcome by the motto of 'me. Another bird has taken flight. It could not fly again. the water was pure. The bird was saved but wingless. Slowly and schemingly they took over the land and what once were kings. Today people don't discuss the problems they have. racial discrimination. It is not a crime. I am a soldier of the pen. Now it's the time to stand up and speak. But the strangers meant something else. but also in the hearts of the people. destroyed. Hypocrisy has overtaken democracy. Anyone who doesn't think like them 'just doesn't understand' and anyone who thinks differently altogether 'is definitely mad. I hope you shall find yours and do yours too. A few paranoids got control of the state once called the 'golden bird' by the world.' They don't realize that keeping quiet was what caused this disaster.' No one has time to sit down and think as they don't have time to get their cars fueled as they're too busy driving it. It fell on the earth with only the hope to touch the sky again. People say 'what can a single person do by changing himself? What can I do alone? What can anyone do alone? It's not my fault as I was quiet. and everything was as perfect as a child's dream. A time has come when no one talks to no one. patriotism used the weapons of love. discontent became the synonyms of the new land. open to new relations welcomed the guests heartily not only in the land. The bastards took advantage of the silence and raped the bird till it could stand no more. But good days stay only to be followed by the dark ones. were reduced to puppets. the great nation held pride. Strangers from a faraway land once came to the great state for evolving a beautiful relationship which would be of mutual interest. dead. It stores in itself the wise principles of the ancient land and flies at a place to meet the modern demand. They celebrated all festivals with equal zest and loved each other more than they loved themselves. The land grew great amounts of food. the times have changes since then. poverty.' They talk of fighting terrorism but do not demolish the terror of LKK (log kya kahenge?) which resides in them. partly golden. It is a sin. religious and caste differences are what seem 'natural' today. Violence. The king took care of his subjects like a father. finished. The great legend was… over. non-violence and satyagraha to fight for their mother. But today. the sky showered love. I do my work and shall continue doing it. For once the soldiers of the nation awakened and fought like never before. Unhappiness was accepted as a natural part of people's lives. Once proud of its diverse culture. The culprits went back to their motherland but left their deeds here. Now is the time for resurrection. May you kill the inner monster soon. hunger for power. The golden bird was now. the cattle could flow rivers of milk. A resurrection is in the making. The bird was now featherless but it didn't retaliate as it thought first of the people whom it had respected and then of itself. they had to pay the price of a late revolt. Now is the time to do it again. Now government nothing but a race for power and who could say more. Vishal Gupta 15 . With the most diverse land on the face of the earth and tremendous versatility in cultures. Now is the time to fight the inner demon. People then were happy and merry. there was a country. The nation.

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seems like that person is dressed like a man. ! ! ! my neck.!!!".... . I don't hear a thing though. The smoke vanishes slowly as it disperses into their lungs. though a sense of it exists only in their lost thoughts.Addicted for Life The smell is the first thing sensed. no longer controlled by their lost minds. jumping onto each other. It is calling out my name.. Time flies by. And there it lingers.. Their bodies. I can't even see the face clearly. Vague. Thejaaa.. He found me compensating my night out. I suppose he's talking too.??!!! a a a a a a a a a a r r r r r r r g g h h h h h h h h h h h h h .. Containers are emptied as stomachs are filled with the fluid. that too. Clarity is falling into it's right place.. .. as their vision seems to blur and their step seems to falter.. "Theja. The smoke still lingers. intoxicating their minds and souls. No wait.!!. That person.!!!! a sharp... Yet. as they inhale the smoke. K. The ear-shattering music. Other end??of what?? Ohh.. Oh no. A nauseating one. Noise. .!!! I am sitting in some enclosure. That's my name. The combination makes them go insane. it hits the nose like a stone hurled into the face..Ravi Theja 17 . I can see some black circles all around. there is someone at the other end.. But whose is this voice? The voice I hear.. . the intoxication lingers on. if such a thing exists.. He's moving around.. The professor. jerking pain. . And intoxication. . shake wildly to the sound of music.. spilling the intoxicating fluid from the containers and expletives from their foul mouths.. . probably some heads.. Ooops…… !! It is blurry.

Stop living with your parents if you have crossed the age of 18. 4. Bitching is Nirvana. I will come and kill you. Like – Right Now!! 5. If you are working and you don't own a bike. Grass. Floyd. Fall in love. If you know what I mean) 2. You can go and kill yourself if you are 23 and still a virgin. Never ever be afraid to try things. 9. 10. 6. Spend your weekend only on Maggi and Tinku once in a while. you need to die now. The sleep will be long remembered (All for good reasons. 8. Booze. Depp. 3. No seriously. 7. Ravi Theja Kaustubh Kashyap 18 . Wodehouse – Life is incomplete without experiencing them. Get four friends in life and share a single bed with them. Meet KG-Suthar once before you die.Ten Commandments 1. Fag.

The reaction I would get… When I would tell what I feel I was waiting for her to come And then my heart beat faster And faster and faster Seeing her. And the first date turned into Just another date of the month. As the maelstrom in my heart settled down. For the reason I waited so long As if appearing for an interview Making me nervous of the result. The girl who was with me And it all pierced deep into my heart. That halfhearted silent walk Back to home made me realize It was never there from the other side.. Appreciated.. on a lighter note It started with the weather of the day And it went on and on… Till suddenly. drenched me with sweat And our eyes met… Both smiled and exchanged wishes And then a long silence Which was shouting a lot Her eyes talked to me And revealed that she was nervous too. The way I would start. HE interrupted with 'Hi' And the reply was A kiss by my girl. that the lad didn't join us But it would not have mattered now. And then.It Was Never there from the Other Side After foppishing for an hour Finally I left to meet her. Anshul Rai 19 .

But you are the only moon to me. I don't know it's luck or fate. It has been months. I might regret knowing all about you. My mind kept saying . when the world around me is changing. You may be my life's song. still my eyes wept. Still I guess. I cannot fathom why. I very well know. times I wish I could speak. You know me like an open book. There are times. is now this poem's addressee. you were never meant for me. 20 . Still I dare not get Close to you.Angel Dust There are times. why I keep clinging. Still never in my heart. we might never get along. But. but in every girl. being in Love is divine. times when I wonder. But the words cannot come out. You will care to look. There are times. I search for your face. that you can never be mine. searching for you wherever I see. Lest. months since we last met. It is you that it desires. Oh! How can it be? Someone whom I was so averse to. I fear. But that moment I shall never regret. have I committed a blunder. There are so many stars for me to see. times when my heart whines.

They come and leave. It seems to me that. the fear of non-affection. It is that I don't want to lose the hope. My feeling being so true. The pangs of rejection. leaving scars like Angel Dust. Your thoughts give me the strength. For me this one sided love is just right. these feelings are so unjust.There are times. times I wish for a kiss. But my mind is full of doubt. There are times. it would be too much to cope. Aabhas Srivastava 21 . times when I feel. To face the world in all its might. It is not that I don't want you.

“The question is not whether he'll catch one The question is what'll he do if he does.” In life we always run Behind things futile Without ever stopping once to reflect What'll be the resile We run behind materialism all our life Without thinking once why we do it It is for inner peace one would say but I ask does inner peace come from outside? 22 . I sat there by the window in that moonless sleepless night and heard birds chirping a sound which is ignored by the light I thought how people disregard this beautiful sound by the radiance Don't the birds chirp all day or we just have no time to lay A wonder it is how we overlook something infront of us to think of things far ahead living in the present was a thing of the past Future-thinking. he was sitting there like a sculpture But then suddenly he ran off behind a car. that's our new cast The wonderful chirping was disturbed by the sudden bark of the hound He sat there watching his shadow maybe he didn't like the sound.Night It was the time when the eyes failed as little stars were all that hailed. Without the moon in the sky soon darkness was the one which prevailed. Whatever it was I saw him at once. long back heard “Will the dog ever catch a car?” I laughed at the questioner and replied. prey for a vulture He followed it far and then finally stopped And then barked for a long time And it was that time when I remembered Of a question.

Another faint noise gets my attention This time it is a man I guess He's shouting at someone is my deduction Hearing the intensity and pitch of the blare Maybe it's a father scolding his drunk son Or a man beating the woman he married Or maybe just a man taking out frustration he brought along From a hard day at work Whatever it is it reminds me Of the swift society we boast Where feeling are a thing of the past And anger is the thing we live with most But I see now rays of hope Now coming across this eternal sky And it is a beautiful sight Where the day mixes with the night Slowly contaminating the darkness which suppressed it for so long Proving that darkness is just an illusion Soon to be shown by the light And a beautiful picture it was When the sky changed colors But now it will take away just The peace and quiet Of the night Vishal Gupta 23 .Then something else makes me laugh Are we living a life same as the dog? Maybe that's why it is as sleepless as me But I am shackled and he is free.

your girl And forever I'll be your wife We can grow old together Sit and watch the decades go by Happy and content in each others arms From today until the day we die And when we are six foot under Even then together we will be My spirit joined with yours Together forever in eternity Sunil Kumar Das 24 . your lover. cause I miss him so much Each day the time seems to go by more slowly I try to keep him from my mind But each time I close my eyes He is there everytime Looking deep into my eyes He is in my heart and my mind I could search the world over Another like him I would not find So come join me dream lover Stay with me the rest of your life I'll be your best friend.Dream Lover My life will be empty and alone Until I have my lover here My arms will be empty and cold Until I have my sweetheart near. I will wake happy each morning after dreaming Dreams of his sweet kiss and gentle touch I will cry each night before I sleep A painful void in my heart.

"To live by truth and love." Differentiate knowledge and Wisdom! God said. ''Because it is a wonderful place to live in. "Truth is not what you speak." What is the purpose behind my living? god said." Umesh Gupta 25 . "The purpose is to give a meaning to your life. what is love? God said." What is your command? God said. "Any act by which the Giver and Receiver experience warmth and oneness amounts to love. its what your inner voice speaks. "The questions that you ask me are out of Knowledge and the answers I give are out of Wisdom. "Repeat the same question unto yourself over and over again." Why do people suffer? God said." What is Truth? God said." How do I experience this warmth and oneness? God said." Why do u call this world a wonderful place? God said. "Its because they deviate from my command. "Use more of wisdom and less of knowledge. "Look around the wonderful people you are surrounded with.God And I Why did u bring me to this world? God said." Then." How do i give a meaning to my life? God said.

still can't be seen from the coast or the beach. no end to life? Am i on a side of the river of Life? Where the river itself burns its hive? Where the river lets itself to the ocean.it's the end of our life. it's the end to our strife. But it does not hint any kind of beam.Do I Live on that side of Life? I Live on the blind side of the river of Life. Am I on a side of the river of Life ? Where there is no end to strife. I let go my complete self to my scream. I Live on the deaf side of the river of Life. It's the end of our longing . Sense. no end to longing. very near is the heal. but am not able to. Dried of each and every feel. seems to bustle from our wall. can I . I Live on the dry side of the river of Life. as if barred with a seal. giving us the notion. I Live on the dumb side of the river of Life. Deepit Purkayastha 26 . Not to be heard in the water floored sky domed hall. the side seems within a hands reach. their hustle.

27 . I see the sun and recall the time gone by I see the moon dream of coming days but my thoughts fail to change the way time sways.Twilight Tired from the battles of the day I take time to savor the sky twilight A beautiful sight it is. As the sun falls behind the horizon I give it a fierce stare I realize the enemy if attacked when weak cannot do… but retreat to it's lair. The moon shimmers calm the sun blesses with warmth the sky is dynamic. shall pass. changing colors fast From pure magical white to dotted char. Another tomorrow will again come to which I'd say no again 'cause I'd again be attached to my time but I'd be dragged into the future. The crescent moon behind me rests the evident king in the crowd of smalls It smiles at me and I smile back and together we wait as the sun falls. I see the mighty sun before me. now. Standing in the middle of tomorrow and today I now realize a very important fact I will be taken in times to come no matter how much I liked my past. And I shall have to follow it's track 'cause its time which has taken me so far and made me understand that like today. I could not help but share the beauty of the dusk. like a baby in it's mother's arms slowly lulling into deep sleep collecting all it's golden charms. again. tomorrow too. the mystic sight.

memories are what which only remain and I'd collect each one of them. By living I do not mean just breathe through it nor I ask you to be happy always I just ask you to make life such that you smile when you look back upon it. had a wonderful voyage. You can't make time follow your rules so you have to be one with it and saying that the sun goes down giving it's sky. You smile 'cause you know you listened to your heart and know you carry no burden of guilt you just became one with the time which passed with you and both. to the moon. Vishal Gupta 28 . to live the present I love and to cherish them.Thinking this I learn an important lesson that tomorrow. incomplete without the other. You added to someone's life you gave a message to love you preached nothing you didn't practice and you brought a smile to ones who had crying eyes. I'd live each one of them.

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but like all his internships he is going to end up and grow old in Kolkata (poor guy). Lit Secy. Socult Adviser. Takes everything seriously. No one knows how he manages it but his accounts always show that we end up owing him money… every single time. internships or handling lights in dramatics and comes out with flying colours… in everything.Abhay 'G' Kumar aka The Accountant look4abhay@gmail. This guy has rarely been to his dept. Gsec SocCult. A friend indeed. this guy looks all around the hall and says/spits: 'Bheen dher. though we are yet to see any results. Famous quote: “bahut hi ghatiya aur tharki kisam ka insaan hai… “ Pranav Sharma aka Por9wa pranavfbd@gmail. Best fresher. especially when he is not in need (he walks into open doors…need we say any more?) Other hobbies include arbit trips for arbit bandis. he is the ultimate 'friend' for all committed girls.com :While some may call him a muggu for being DR1 or an ishtudd for getting into ITC. Spirit of Azad…name it he has always been 'The Man for The Hall'. he can be found bodybuilding away to glory. Wish we could say this guy is going to go places. we personally know him as The Butt (of all our jokes). in his stay at kgp and while he is not bunking classes or cracking jokes at Abhay. 35 . be it his academics. as is evident from his wistful blogs. A hopeless romantic. combing his hair for half an hour and helping intoxicated wingies to… well… ahem… let's leave it at that.com :From being the beacon of hope for Azad to retiring and enjoying his pension in his 5th yr. dhun dhat'.

Madira and Mahila' – we all know how that went down with him and the rest of the wing. The rest they say is history. even shockingly.Sushil Tiwari aka Tiwari: sushil. He knows everything about everything. Extremely well known throughout the institute for his exploits all over Europe. well. the topic doesn't matter.-) 36 . Also the winner of " N thousand miles" award for covering uncountable number of miles on 'his' bike during his stay in kgp and chunni babu tag for. signs of a Harvard intern. don't we! Caution! . Is well known by juniors and professors alike for scolding them into submission and is a big fan of all those sick late 80's hindi songs which are played by rickshawallahs and panwallahs. but hell... This guy is known to preach about refraining from 'Maas.Can grow extremely violent even to the extent of inflicting self injuries thereby attracting security's attention with people telling him.iitkgp@gmail. Tiwari is synonymous with poltu everywhere. The ballistic Dramatics Secretary (version 2k6) of Azad Hall could always be spotted on stage prior to any performance. Vikas aka Vikas aka Vikas vikas.. attracted largest number of votes fromSN. Surprisingly. signs of a guy who has been happily committed for some time now. a stud who is slightly balding .we all know for wat. yeh bhi sahi kar hi dega. A stud in the true sense.A great actor and mimic as well as one of the most high profile poltus of the insti.. repeat. and he is freakingly right all the time. no wait. with only one panga… dono ke beech 1500 km ka fark – lekin Tiwari hai. it looks as if this guy is finally settling down. has a paunch and has hair sticking out of his ears. the only guy in the history of kgp without a proper nickname because nothing ever stuck to him. who cares.com: This is one guy. he came back re-energized and as our honourable HP. has finally cracked a job in chinkaland earning him the likes of USD 50k plus other chinki benefits . Warning: Do not. the time doesn't matter.com : The alpha-male of CFE. these are signs of prosperity. right from his first yr when he scraped through the gymkhana secy elections owing to a pact with senior halls. do not get him intoxicated… if you do. Ab to naukri bhi hai aur chhokri bhi. flee for your life! Niraj Singh aka Chunni babu niraj824@gmail.iitkgp@gmail."abe bahar mat aana police tere ko khoj rahi hai" A diehard chinki lover. led Azad to a level which was not seen for the past few years – then immediately retired to a whole semester of 'peace maarna' and intoxication which involved bashing up juniors from the opposite hall if he felt like doing it..com: Azad Hall's mascot for all inter hall events held in Netaji and Kalidas.

and he had stage fright in his 1st yr (who would believe that). the sleepiest and the most respected elder of the hall.aks. there is only one word to describe what he does on stage – godly. Officially The Most Committed member of Robotix team for five successive years. This guy is a storehouse of cali and tempo and a factory of successful productions…. even bong drams) ever since his first year. multi linguistic and multi talented profile. With a multi cultural. KayJee.Kaustubh Gururaj aka Mamaji. hardware modeling. Was even caught drinking by profs and since then is among the notorious 'darue' of the institute. robotix and most recently western and eastern group events (he was unaware of this one himself :P).illu.) 37 . His boiling point is just above his freezing point which leads to arbit mood swings in the midst of practices. This guy has never looked back ever since he started off in Kgp. Guru kaustubhg87@gmail. this guy can really blow your mind away with his one liners.amit@gmail. We hope this farzi mechanchi and asli trader makes loads of money for us real soon (KayJee @ JayPee) “Chal Guru ho ja shuru” Amit Suthar aka Suthar the. his ideas and his acting are the stuff of legend. Recently awarded “The most frequent visitor cum customer of the season” by CCD. Seniors awarded him Best Fresher of Azad at first sight. Be it an HTDS production or a hall dramatics production. Known for getting high frequently after a set of cold drinks.com : The grand old daddy of dramatics in kgp.com : The rich and the famous. His tempo surpasses the delusional boundaries of hall and he featured as a star member of patel hall's tempo group in some of their illu photos. Famous quote: ' Judges please note the empty stage' . Tried his best to stay away from his dept as far as possible but in the end it got back to him and spent his last one month practically inside his dept. he has been a dream package for any dramatics team (yes. his creativity. drams. the busiest.

Haraampane me nilesh ka bada bhai. However he does have an extramarital affair at KGP .". The real Illu god.Everybody knows the rest of Dhiman. eat.com:Dhiman is a direct descendant of the “Teja” clan of “Andaz Apna Apna” fame. "dada 2 bread omelets.) nudge nudge wink wink :):) Superpowers: Time management: He can do hugga while studying.com:Rikki. Mugne me Parth ka Bachha. sec Library. Parth and Rikki. G.Himanshu Dhiman himanshu1858@gmail. sleep! ride. They made sure that no treats could be planned without a hundred problems. Seriously this is the guy you would want to invite to all treats! He brings his own boiled eggs to treats and eats only bread-omelet. Never even touched a diya or attended an Illu in his entire 38 .he would have done better at Gokhale Hall :P. TDS governor. dal-roti at max. Managed to survive in KGP without the canteen bhaat sessions. Memorable quotes: "Kyun bahar khaana hai?!". so that he can start his own chain of bread-omelets.. Hamare wing ko barbaad karne me do logon ka haath tha. The only ILLU God. Superpowers: Super-Burp. Posed for 24672 pictures during his KGP career! Never bought a greeting card from Tech market ." Ritej Bachhawat ricky1011@gmail. involvements with M.. can study while doing hugga.. Can get high without drinking. hug (hugga) while on phone. Achievements: Ate 53 ice creams on final year treat 2008 [before the “Commander” syndrome hit him]. He can walk. Knows the story of all the TV series and can talk about it for hours although he hasn't seen a single one. late night lab work and commitment towards his bandi . Considering his academic commitments. His ultimate goal in life is to own a bread bakery and poultry farm. Made half the wing so health conscious that people started distributing their ice creams n chocolates on specials. Go Ricky. "Main daaru nahin piunga par high ho jaunga.Tech and PhDs. extreme sento for his MTP. However he did manage to ruin the entire wing by spreading the gym virus. Has a daughter in Gangtok.Choreo captain. Dude had an aspiration to be the next “Commander” of Azad but could barely reach there. Still follows WWE when people of his age are WWE members themselves. Achievements: Holds the record for joining the gym the maximum no. also.always made his own cards for his girl. of times: 16 and counting.

stole double and triple snacks from mess... Prepared with his formals and shoes on for CAT. has recently started to gaze himself a lot in the mirror. University of California.com Superpowers: sote . a total of 19 times and counting. Dude cracked ZS associates.74% Memorable Quotes:"Main sirf class test me cheating karta hun.. Undoubtedly the most stylish guy in the wing. On a more serious note. is this your 5th year !!).. An ardent "Friends" fan who revises it every now and then.pink@ucberkely. FB. As far as mess is concerned he is the total Anti-Gulati. Wish him all the best for his "UT Austin" chapter. The networking god blessed with powers like GTalk. Akhilesh Jain Professor.sote movies dekhna Memorable Quotes: "Chal 2.com: [India me Neelu US me Neil] He is the slowest creature on the planet. From petty shoplifts in US to having chats as girls with wingies he has done all sort of Villainy. and scored 99. with shaking legs lifted upwards… pata nhi sapno mein kya chalte rehta hai :P. "Hum nahin jayega". ear-piercing laughter…. 39 . Has got an unmatchable swagger (If ever RGV wanted to make Terminator he would certainly hire Neelu).. Memorable quotes: "Hum nahin khayega".. and loves to travel (went to the extent of applying at Argentina to travel). As far as Gfs Back home @ Cal are concerned. “Kyun bol raha hai” Nevertheless. "kaam tha". Can be spotted everywhere on campus. and god knows what not. He is a sadist who enjoys every bit of his devilry. waiting for that perfect body that he dreams of (with shaking legs lifted upwards :P). All the best for his plans to open a casino. Email: akhi.2 pe chalte hain". Tagged….. contact: Prof.com:Akhi aka Akhi only. LinkedIn. Capable of sarcastic repartee with sometimes deadly one . For internship opportunities for your children 20 years down the line. “Kya bol raha hai!!”.. Berkeley...nilesh@gmail. "Hum nahin karega". to make sure that he is always surrounded by many many "female??" friends even at a place like KGP (with such a screwed up sex-ratio). Weakness: Cats [A cat chased him from Billoo to Azad: True Story].liners that kill the victim in one blow and leave everyone else in giggle loops A sleep lover..2 pe jaa raha hun". Department of ChE. he has suddenly become a fitness freak getting up at 5 am for gym (dude. He hated mess as much as Gulati loved it. the guy is a stud and sincere towards everything he does. B)" Akhilesh Jain akhi2908@gmail. He can vomit 50 liters at a time.... He is the Shakti Kapoor of the wing. Ym. running away from cats.. Is trying hard to build up his drinking capacities and has come a long way from 1 to 3 pegs. "abe main 2. is like that smooth polished mirror in which one can see only what one wishes to see. the GOD showers his blessings on him with “UNDYING” "RAY"s of hope piercing through the leaves of a "Pyne" tree. Despite being the mess secretary. Superpowers: Energy-draining.not able to showcase his patent dance steps for much too long. Despite being the DR1 he is oblivious of the difference between Electrical & Electronics engineering (a true interview story). the wing would have been incomplete without his vast wisdom of cheap movies and long forgotten songs. Exams me to mujhe sab aata hai. His hands can eat…. hi5. god knows mantri ko kitna frusst karta hoga) Nilesh Maheshwari iitkgp. He is a complete foodie.. msn. If he were any slower he would be going backwards. Headed to hit the "States" this year. Exams me nahin karta. Is a 9+ in EC. who sleeps in various arbit positions. Case study gold winning captain. Orkut.KGP career. "Chal mantri chai peene chalte hain"(mantri ki absence mein bhi hum ye quote roz sun lete hain. then thodi der baad.

Mess ka sachha premi. 150kg ke hippo se 60kg ke Bandar tak ka safar isne 2 mahino mein khatam kiya. He has achieved a lot in Kgp. he opens door like an angry kumbhkaran. Gulati ki chamchamaati hui surat ka raaz hai uska "Everyouth Facepack" jo wo weekly apni komal skin ko aur komal banane ke liya lagata hai. a very big fan of his own singing. he's peace loving and yeah. aadha papeeta. The first was fake and so well done that he started doubting when he got the real offer. Ghaasi God. Azad ki mess sudhaar di. Takes an incredibly lot of time to open the door. Chintoo. The guy has the most charming and disarming smile in KGP. Achievements: Managed to spend 4 years of KGP life without going to Carlos. Din bhar ki daud dhoop ke baad 10 baje so jaana. 80 lakh ka patent nikaal diya. (pun intended).!!”. 40 . Rotu” Emmanuel Kerketta kerkettaonline@gmail."." Tushar Gulati rahsut. Team couldn't recognize it [Shame on you Gulati.. Probably the only guy to volunteer to lease out his room for the 'undi-exchange karo' game during OP. a good friend. who has ventured into playing the keyboard. Watching him sway like a buoy on the sea. aur to aur 2 baar TPark. 6:05 pe hugna. Where is he when he isn't in his room . "do boond baat karne de.with his Research scholar. Iska namak to hum sabhi ne khaya hai. bahut thak gaya hun yaar!". you can find him locked up in his room. Imli.com :Gulati urf Gullu urf Rahsut Italug. 1 baar Flavours. A very kind chap by heart.com :Popularly known as Pirvin Bhai.com:The GOD guitarist. Shere Punjab even once. Although CFM mein aane ke baad humne iske sudhaar ke liye khoob fight maari hai. and singing as well. Subah 6 baje uthna. Ek imp baat. And iski success ka raaz hai huhaa discipline. He is an ardent fan of RR. SupDup. Over the years. He got PPO from reliance twice. he's come to realise his orientation. Ab ye 11 baje tak jaagne laga hai. Moderated by Imli. utaar do. Agar 10:00 ka 10:01 bhi ho jaaye to Gullu ka System Faliure ho jaata hai aur usse shut down karke uske room mein rakhke aana padta hai. 5 interhall events ka captain. it's a real visual treat to watch him sway. A music god. "Yaar tumlog kaise jaanwaron ki tarah rehte ho!" . Lucky. while singing on stage shows how deep he feels his passion for music. Singing is his secret talent. (when frusst) “main ab guitar kabhi nahi chune waala!” Unforgettable Moments:The Jimi-Theja Argument ("Love is like an EGG"). Yo CFM. almost always with sleepy eyes. Only Sasha Grey Should know why :P. Memorable quotes:(to 2nd yrs) “Abey.Praveen Yadav praveenyadav09@gmail. Sadly the Ent. Behind that sweet smile lie a hundred secrets. TPark. orange ke chilko ka ras aur 11 angoor ke daane. 1 baar supdup bhi jaa chuka hai. iske dukh sukh ka saathi iska guide hai. Cheddis. Jimi] {Sob} Memorable Quotes: "Do boond chawal dena. watching the recording over and over again. and those who have say that it's the most entertaining stuff. Bitoo. and worth every penny of your KGP fees. followed by 54 minutes of exercises. “Abe hamare Punjab mein aise hi naam hote hain: Happy. and has since not stopped showering love on all his wingies. After every performance.. In fact. Nehru? or Cal? What happens behind those locked doors? After years of knocking.italug@gmail.. 6:11 pe do apple. and with an exceptionally high Emotional Quotient. ek kela. "Do boond khisak ja". He is a real studd.. Treats pe jaane laga hai. Very few people have seen him drunk. Memorable Quotes: "Abe bahut neend aa rahi hai yaar. Iska sabse kareebi rishtdaar.

paise nahi hai baap!" Jimi Adhikari jadhi87@gmail.. maachis. or in the bathroom with the phone. Special mention from Imli da: "Love youuuuu.. He would never say NO for anything.com:At first look. Jimi. calm and introvertish. Never gives u a PSI. Wish him all the best for his career in arts (waise SAIL ki sarkari naukri hai hi. "Come on. Whether it be a bhaat session or illu funda session or Google reader. "Abe. But. “Abey…!! 41 . bhaski chalega.. self-made decorations and what not.. & two-timing.. Pretty much proactive. this guy comes off as silent. “Abey. esp.. three timing. n-timing. “Abey. He experts on any topic of discussion and is popularly known as 'Smiling Theja' among SNites.. the Pope of Sketching. He's always creating something. creative. Yoda of Arts and Crafts ..com :Addicted to DOTA. Plays the Bass Guitar and was BTDS governor..Nagendra Bharadwaz nagendra.. sutta hai.) Secret: If he sees a dream.??”. If he's not in his room.!!???”. or on the way to bhaski with the phone. Very adorable senior. Sutta. It increases as the work goes on n decreases if gets difficult :P... His tempo is like sinusoidal wave plotted against feasibility.) 8-) B) K Ravi Theja smilingtheja@gmail. Cell phone. CS. he's either on the phone. He has high estrogen levels in his body which is evident from sudden mood swings (only other explanation is 5yr long pregnancy :P) Never seen anyone struggle so much with Hindi." Memorable quotes:(first words on phone with bandi) “haan.com:Ravi theja is the most lively being in the hall. bol re” (with slight blush) “Abey.??!!”. Rangoli King. we find an entirely different person.basically Farts GOD hai yaar.iitkgp@gmail. beneath this clamor.. but unfortunately not a member of 'Ghar se khana laya hoon' Society. Honored Fellow of the 'Weekend hai toh Cal hai' Club. AoE. with Theja. ) Memorable quotes: :) :D ... he would wake up even if it's dead in the night and write a poetry about it! Achievements: got high with G in 2nd yr and "drowned" under the bed :P Memorable quotes:"Love is like an egg!". changing his room's appearance every now and then with walls paintings. Go Theja . passionate and charming.. and loves to get into debates. Quake. Extremely courteous and polite.doood!".

The only guy jo DAU ko bhi funda deke chup kara sakta hai!! Ishq. production houses. Has only a bed in his room. Aaj Kal Phd ladkiyo ko der raat library main padhane jate hai. Exaggerated hand movements while talking. 302.com: . rating. Aimen.specially naak. Ardent GUNDA fan. baki time kisi aur ke room pe hi beettata hai.wing ko local train se sher-e-punjab le gaya tha! Double room main “jo khaya wahin failaya” but sala apne single room main “slippers bhi bahar utarwaya”! Very emotional and passionate guy.com: 3 saal se wing ek kone se morcha sambhale hue hai. Abhinav-aka baccha..ab to profs bhi warning dena chor chuke hai. Very fond of food. Har hafte gunda ke dialogues ka revision karta hai.. muhabbat aur ladkiyo ka bahut gyan hai but fir bhi “Pehle Pyaar main l@ude lag gaye”.can answer any SQL query based on p@$nstars. A very loose aggressive poker player! Chalta firta Wikipedia haiduniya ki sabhi chizzo ka funda hai except biotechnology. 4 year have seen his transformation from antisocial to asocial to slightly social. And has finally found love defying all expectations! A beautiful mind! Has got innocent looks and even more innocent heart.bilgrami@gmail. Duniya ki moh maya se pare hai. Sex ke time woman on top hi prefer karega since it involves least activity from his side.na jane wing cricket main kitte tubelight phode hai. Chalta firta p@ndy database. Bas funda bahut pelta hai! 42 . Always there to help u in times of need. Tubelight ka dushman. Pinnacle of peace. “Selfishness is a virtue “ inki philosophy kafi dino tak rahi-“Rs 5 printout & Rs 10 scan”.abhinav@gmail.com: Apna room sirf soone or hi!@ne ke liye use karta hai. A true friend and superb guy to hangout with. 'Gunda4011' course main pakka Ex maarta.Finally a very sincere and hardworking guy who for sure is going to make it to the top.aka “abe bhosadi ke iitkgp.dhyaan se sun”!! Logo ko jabardasti pakad ke funda deta hai. Ab sidhe mummy ki batayi ladki se nikaah karna hai.Puneet – aka punnu and pumbaa iitianpuneetg2005@gmail. Boston legal dekh ke inhe yeh ehsas hua ki India main galti se paida ho gaye.. Saubhagyawash inka America ka ticket kat chukka hai aur abhi se firangi bandi aur green card inka goal hai. Life inke liye ek race hai – har cheezz main competition. mooh ko apni gaand ki tarah pochna. “abe Main jo keh raha.

Bina ladki ka naam jaane 6 mahine tak affair chala lete hai. andha hone ka vrat rakha tha and ho ho kar top floor se mess tak chala gaya. Would be a very dedicated. along with lots of other things. Kgp-Kolkata train timetable inhi ke hisaab se banaya gaya hai.Goldy-aka Laliteshwar and Kisan Kanhaiya goldy. a guy with a golden heart and fun to hangout with! Shubham shrivastava (aka b]-[AIYA happa dadapada bhagat singh) shubham2711@gmail.com: best bakchod KGP will ever produce. PPO in reliance. gharelu and loyal husband. guys get ready to put their heart out for him (in particular Subodh).com:Probably the smartest and juiciest guy in the wing. be it for his friends or for his family. Itna love kiya hai ki heart main problem ka doubt hone laga tha. Yeh janab bus juice bandon k saath group me nahana pasand karte hai.A wonderful human being. die hard fan of kumar sanu. his room has more guys studying than central library. Juicy Sam) saurabh. one of his bakchodi incidents that very few are aware of: during his 1st year stay in MMM.launda photo khichate tym jajbaati ho jata hai. Pu$$y and Peace. Illuminati banne chale the par agle saal se hi illu band ho gaya. saala kumbhkaran bhi fail kar jaye. he is stud in literal sense. Has a habit of glancing at his own pic for hours. Sangeet k shaukeen hai. Famous in insti as bhaiya ever among SN girls thats y he failed to have a girlfriend in four years in KGP ( nahin to behenchod kehelata :P). Believes in “4 P's” philosophy: Pool. 43 . the guy with the largest alumni contacts. Poker. bahut pareshan kiya hai logon ko gaaane ga ga kar. is andhepan k chakkar me logon ko bahut pareshani uthani padi “bakchodi at its peak”.k. Yeh banda kahin bhi. “ he is great”-ashish said so and all agree. Ladkiyan inhe stalk karte hue kgp tak chali aati hai. kaise bhi so sakta hai. Sameer Sourabh (a. the guy with a bandi (probably the largest promoter of RIM) not to mention how much the mess workers love him. But jokes apart. During exams.blitz@gmail. Deep inside the heart. Not to mention DR 1-so padai toh karta hi hai. Loves not to bath alone (:P) and every time he comes out bathed and shaved.com:Brazil se lekar Bundelkhand tak bandiya iski shikar ho chuki hai. he is very caring and emotional. We just wonder what would happen to his looks in Coal India butthere is no doubt that this super 30 stud would attain heights of success.a. Failed guitarist and failed soccer player.sameer007@gmail. used to put up his own pic as wallpaper in third year and display to all the wingmates. he recently received Chakhna Award as well.

Iski gilahriatic (:P) smile ke seniors bi kaayal hain.a.k. he is real fun. Pepsi. but he is really a gem of a person. Hackie. Drinks mein bhi beer pasand hai. Haldiram aur Sarvesh ka bahut bada fan hai. He loves adventurous sports although not apparent by his looks. Profile se to ekdum sincere aur maggu lagta hoga. Kisi ki bhi gXXXd maarni ho call him. Oracle mein bhi ye launda machayega hi.Gurgaon jaaye. a. Drinks mein sirf black coloured hi peeta hai (Coke. Char saal se fight maarte rah gaya kiise daaru pilayege but iske self-control ki daad deni hogi. Chottuassu) prateek2888@gmail. gurgaon ko surgeon. Thumps Up :P). cup events.a. Tudu ke saath sona bahut pasand hai ise. His only problem is that he is very emotional and a bit short tempered.com:He is a man with millions of stories.Has developed a great vocabulary in just an year.a. topped DC bhakchodi list once. iske story telling cali ke sab fan hain. whom his friend used to like. Sutta peene aur apna haath jagannath marne ka bahut shoukin hai.Prateek (a. RP aur Lallu se bhi ladke room pea ate hain. aur agar daru pi liya to godly fundae deta hai. Bas ab ye sure hai ki agar ab koi bhi Delhi. I have seen many comp. Second year mein na jaane kitne profiles hack kar ke rakha hua tha. A great fan of Linux. thikana iska room hi hone wala hai. He is a reserved kind of a guy but once he becomes a friend. with his friend's name and it worked. Responsible for the dirtiest room of Kgp in his second year. 44 . ADI ROCKSS!!! Savesh (aka Sarvesh da aka Gajodhar da aka Sadhu baba) sarvesh. science guys coming to him with their laptops in their hands. Ye saare exams bhi shayad bas is he exam ke raat hi padhkar diye honge. Bakar karne mein awwal. UPSEAT ka topper n many more. Aditya Priyankar Sanyal electrifyingsoul@gmail. Although caught in a wrong department but. isme koi doubt nahi hai.k. pehnne ke liye popular tha (got the Mutheri Cup as well :P).kgpian@gmail. 24 hours phone pe hi rahta hai aur half a semester Pune mein.com: He is an IITian by his look and attitude. OP ke time sabse saaf underwear (LOL).k. and if he fails then there is no solution without replacing some parts. he can fix almost anything in a computer.Jabse bandi mili hai. Loves not to bath for months.LAN ke shayad saare TV serials dekh liya hoga. Recently ye daru peeke. this guy is a god when it comes to computers. a. hai bilkul opposite.com:Hamare batch kakholu. kaustubh ko kashwini aur Mohit ko Sohit bolne laga. He is very innovative and has participated in almost all the tech. Once he sent a love letter to a girl. Gillu. Iski baate sunne Nehru.

was the Hall Farts Secy . then Deven has something to do with it . Keshav Modi keshav. regular .in short he is a true "Gupta" . helpful . 45 . this champion badminton player oversaw the revival of badminton in Azad . he is The manager . you dont .Devendra Gupta (Deven”) devendragupta001@gmail. but there are rumours that he has recently found his dream boy :P :P Rahul Saxena (“Sexy”) rahul1iitkgp@gmail.in short .in that order. the entertainer . Ace Product Design-er and Case Study-er . One would have to be very fortunate to find him in kgp though. modest and soft spoken person one can come across . Unfortunately. the what-you-see-iswhat-you-get person . a boy of his stature has not yet found a dream girl. just listen to Modi laugh :P .com: If there is a startup in kgp . and one of the few to bag a day 1 job at Nomura . water and food . Co-founder of the hottest venture in Kharagpur at present. Remember the good old sound of a 1960 fiat trying to start ?? Hmm. To refresh your memory . this Maths Olympiad and Open Soft captain is ever-ready to grab a snack .led the hall to their first podium finish ( Silver ) in OpenSoft in 4 years . Brilliant at acads. his list of achievements is really long ( more than making up for some of his shorter things ). All the CS "studs" in Azad owe their BTech degrees to this person . brilliant at PJs.512@gmail. the ideal student our parents wanted us to be !! Among other achievements . The entrepreneur and The funda-man . The most methodical .com: The robot . as he prefers to spend most of his time at home in Kolkata .com: List of essential things for a CS guy in Azad : Rahul Saxena . Often seen shouting others down in debates.

His love for getting into debates and talking aplomb about any topic under the Sun. OpenSoft or Maths Olympiad. PS:Nuggets of knowledge: The abovementioned mutant was a recipient of The Eureka Cup.k. he taught people to believe in themselves. this obnoxiously long CV did not scare off his female mate for a looong time . one can find him mugging his heart out . Equally characteristic of him were times of paranoid psychosis during exams.com :Ex KTJ design team head . and has recently become a poker addict .a. and when Ganguly had to retire. King Bong a. It loves someone on the campus. Bengal and Ganguly is food for great romantic literature (and mockery). mated to a mammoth 9.com: Paresh spends half of his day thinking about girls . ADVISORY : He would not be the most harmless person around. It was also the sponsor of lots of hall events. he went throught a six month long 'Manopausal' limbo. orchestrated lots of Gold winning performances that hardly anyone could have done. and the other half trying to think how he will run away when a girl speaks to him . soul stirring in his speeches.his double digit SGPAs a testimonial to that . He has mastered that art of dexterously using his innocence and charm to get out of all his bungling mistakes. Interestingly. He madeAzad…more. Quizzes. when he was convinced that he'd get a fakka. he has it. this Lights Captain of Azad Hall has seen many successes in his Drams Career . is going to UC Berkeley for a PhD.k.k. All that. It was also the captain of (a freaking) six events (holy shit) in its fourth year.com: If there's any cheat code to life. huha ad designer . he's won them all. etc . WTGW. Penetrating in his insights. chemical dep topper . Gautam De Cup and Shanti Gupta Cup. This is what purportedly engendered his much publicized aversion to girls. but few in his flirting one . or his mesmerizing performances in elocution (Bong and English). Whoreko a. visionary leader.Ravi Kapoor(“Kappu”) ravi1650@gmail. His cute smile supremely makes up for whatever devilish intentions he might be having . his mindblowing performances in Drams. his sublime debates. He is the person anyone in the hall would go to for help. if you are a boy and are skimpily clad .but then every stud has his weaknesses. Perhaps the most "normal" person in his wing. Kappu often has bouts of gym-going mania .k. since his preparation had been by far the worst ever. he gave them tempo. Chhipkali ke Sasur) arkaaloke@gmail.Azad will miss this one man GC tilting machine. It is not gay. etc . but inched past to get an Ex (in every subject). Be it his Godlike talent in drams.a Orca a. It has been observed that a few molecules of alcohol wafting through the air is enough to get him high .a. and often the title sponsor of many hall treats. Paresh Prakash (“PP”) pareshprakash@gmail. 46 .a. His love for Internet Explorer. he used to have an orgasm.9 CG (CS DR1) : Arka is a powerhouse of talent and brilliance. This sapient manager.k. etc . or his Choreo he's done it all. What still sets him apart is his great humility despite his superhuman gifts. G2 – Gentle Giant/Gaandu Gainda a. Holmesesque with his strategies. great friend and celestial body. much to his annoyance!! Arka Aloke Bhattacharya (a. It is believed that every time Ganguly hit a six. Choreo. When he is not applying make-up or trying to spruce up his figure. coupled with his endearing maroability adds to his charm.a.so people often keep the good stuff out of his reach during treats. Its love for any and all mishti and ball dropping ability to ingest truckfulls of Shawndeysh is also worth mentioning. counselling or even bhaating (and a few for memorable sleepovers).

BF (NN – his pinkie flamingo) and SF (ka GOD). PC (the diva) in third year. Chinta will name his boy Sutta and his daughter Meri Jane).com:Reached widespread polularity in the world of hedonists due to his xxx DC content by the nick Despo_Boy. thus the name frusst moosa. Porny. yet he gulps madira till he can swim in it (“The unforgettable Bhangover”). ARB. Yeh praani wing mein raat ko 3 bajay ke baad hi paya jata hai.5ml. Porno D) pranavmathur89@gmail. DESSPOOBUOY). The only guy in the wing with a GF.a Moosa..Pranav Mathur (a. ChaRaS) ch. Ab khwaab to bahut dekhta hi.a ChintaRA – the Loadless. (Despo_Boy hai jahan.arb@gmail. Discovered the secrets of his body and pleasures of life in his second year. Four years down the line. Hidden talents: romantic poetry and sketching that he puts on full display when he's emotional.k. DC (DepC) at the end of 1st year.. honed in his daily nightouts spent playing AOE. with maximum degrees of freedom. Anshul Rai Bansal (a.a Porno.com:Was known as Uncle Chicks in school due to his trademark Uncle moustache.k. Chinta Rajasimha (a. Froosa (frusst Moosa). Mini-Me of the wing) anshul.com:Our dear rodent incarnate has an alcohol capacity of 3. Wing ka sabse peace Gult hai. SCR (sutta consumption rate) 3 per day (packets)… GCR (G consumption rate tending to ∞). but DC++ has eluded him till date (Friends ke episodes bhi maang maang kar dekhta tha). His mood swings appear to follow a menstrual (monthly) cycle with super high amplitude.k. Photogenic teeth… which he tries to flaunt in every photo (which 47 . Gaming skills – beyond Godlike. Has always wished that he was a foot taller…. BRA. “The Deported Soul ” – Lost his passport in Amsterdhaam and deported to homeland in ship. :D.rajasimha@gmail. supersafedi hai wahan. Final year mein uska kankaal 20 pushups maar leta tha. Relishes calling anyone even a micron shorter than him 'Chhotu'. he's lost the moustache. par laundiyon se door bhagta hai. and is now a contender for the juice of the wing. Abhi ITC jakar Azad ko unending sutta supply karega. The most agile volley ball player.

Samby. ke bare mein baat karni padegi kya!” Ankur Bansal (Bansi) ankurb. coupled with a 200Decibel 'Chhod De') dikha raha hai. there are lots of). baddy ka Federer.” That's Bansi for you. Dikhta sidha hai but bahut bada bakchod hai.com: Hathi si chaal hai.has had over 5000 crushes till now (*pallavi*). Tau) smttjb@gmail. CFD God. itni ki aas paas ka har ek insaan pareshan ho jata hai. His happy-go-lucky. He appears to share a 'divya' relation with his telephone contact. Poora din wing mein mandarata rehta hai. as the insanely large fontsize can be read from BTop as well.btw. Kisi se bhi bhaat maar leta hai. I finally made it. Moosa's words of wisdom: “Abe biwi ke saath sex. that is when he does not have his cellphone installed on his ear. Salay ko chadti nahin hai. pichhle saal se volley mein bhi apne jalwa (supersonic one hand smash.. 48 .com:Eight feet tall.Kisi bhi company ke funde chaiye ya laundi.. Boasts of having the highest frequency on the planet. Knows his priorities well and has potential to make it really big 1 day.. he embarked on project Size Zero which involved relocating to the gym for a year. Samby bemisaal hai. Arpit Mishra (Misri) arpit87@gmail. maggie se baal hain. par high honay ki huha acting karta hai. Bansi's the patrol officer of the wing. Say what you may. Inspired by Kareena Kapoor. shaggy sa haal hai. orkut pe arbit bandiyoon ke mazay leta hai. His conversations on the net are not half as discreet. big foot approaches with a swagger and looks down with narrowed eyes… and whispers “36-24-36.Takes life too seriously. develops a crush on every other girl passing by. live life as it comes attitude could teach us all a thing or two about living. history funda God would soon be torturing other fellow scientists even as he launches Agni-3. par profs ke samne super seedha ban jata hai. without. pecking one roti. Misri water-polo aur aquatics ka Captaan hai. karta zaroor hai. unhikay lingo aur accent mein baat karta hai (tabhi TechM ke bhelpuri walay ko Bihari lagta hai).iitkgp@gmail.. launda bahut sweet hai. Misri spends most of his time on skype. Sutta maarne ka style niraala hai (Beedi ishtyle) par cocktails Godly banata hai.CG etc Bansi has up to date info.com:The strongest contender for the juice of the wing. poora boyfrnd material hai. Sambho*da. Behera'll certainly carry many more rockets in his pocket except the one he already carries. dance kaisa bhi karay.launde ka character. once a week and endlessly standing in front of the mirror. as he transmits all info by just miming into the mouthpiece. however compromising on his insatiable thirst for Antiquity Blue and Blender's Pride. sabse ghul mil jata hai. Par is seedhe saadhe dikhne walay manlady ke bahut abnormal shauk bhi hain:Logon ko apne private moments mein disturb karke chilla chilla kar hasna Nahate huay logon par sting operation karna (INSTI mein BLUE film banana pasand hai) Corridor mein ardha-nagna awastha mein skipping karna Par kuchh bhi kaho. bio funda God. Poora eeshtudd hai. Point to note: he self-tutored himself through JEE. Bandiyon ki absence mein billiyon se hi kaam chala leta hai (Screw you PETA). and the human race is indebted to the horny soul for enrolling in FCP (thank you GB) and stopping for 5 days. Ulti bakchod hai. Sabse. Logon ko ek job nahin milta… yeh Mahasheh chaar ko mana karke aye hain. Soumyajit Behera (SamB. Shummajay Bohora. First year se stud hai. Kahin bhi gathering hui to pahunch jata hai. B-Grade scientist hai.

Khel kood mein bhi boodha hi hai .blogspot. (a. Initiator of any kind of masti in wing.a Rathi. Would like to see him LIGHTING UP Lives in TATA Power n lighting up his own life soon… matlab wing mein sabse pehle isi ki shadi expected hai.k. iski sagai par zaroor ana. Is sensitive to small issues but he is a very kind hearted person and quite helping too. Yeh Instru ka stud. Apparently hez the captain of everything.Paawan Sinha (Pawwa) paawan.TATA POWER ka office room mein hi khol liya hai.. Z transform rATHI) varunrathi. but don't go on façade as he keeps a collection of pondy in his hard drive which we discovered lately. Ghanta.Singer of our wing. .Sports a collection of undies.IBM mein job n IISc mein MTech ka offer but never showed any jubilation on receiving the offer so you know how cooool. Otherwise apna Pawwa is a perfect bookworm. Has had few affairs (wid guys n even his BTP guide. Peee Karthikkk. A sleepoholic and a chataholic. calm n soft spoken he is. Can give arbit funda of anything under the sun.agle 3 saal mein to hum chacha ban chuke honge :P After leaving kgp we all will be eagerly waiting ki rathi kab shadi karega n puri wing phir saath mein nachegi!!! Shantanu Mondal (aka Santa. In his tenure as a tennis captain he lead azad to an unprecedented low. Thappad marne par bhi nahin uthta[sachchi].k. But Jitna bada funda pelu utn ahi achha listener bhi hai. Proud owner (:P) of a pair of skating sneaks. Chuha. Agar rathi wing mein ho then you don't need any occasion or daru to set the feet rocking. who comes out of his room only for food and classes and emptying bowels. Varun Rathi (a. BTW “the one with matkee” was totally serious) n now is finally married.isse inspire hoke ab sabhi khelte kam n ladte jyada hain. 49 . Kalank sala jis event mein haath lagaya. Passionate dancer. Gold ka Silver kar diya :P . Has owned the slowest comp in kgp for effing 4 years which should be indicative enough of his uber cool mind. Pioneer of bringing ladaku spirit in volley. varna Rathi aa jayenga.Bakchodi karne mein sabse aage.Pseudo Bong. Gets “on” well wid everyone. job ke medical test mein cholesterol high! GSec mess of session 2008-09. Perfect Husband Material: hall ke kai log fight maar chukay hain.pheww). The next Dhirubhai of reliance.check this http://absolutelytruefact. (45 and still counting. The power electronics God completes studying for his exams before 10pm since he has urgent call to attend after it.a Karthikkk Kallng Kaarthhikkk):Always in pursuit of psyching bandaru and others within proximity. but is a very concerned. reasoning ka dusman. a defeat of 0-15 (:rofl). Rats. May seem aloof. you have to wish him good morning or evening otherwise he can walk with you for hundreds of meters without saying a word. Note:Aglay mahinay. Hamesha comp mein ghusa rehta hai n keeps googling and reading arbit stuff. A hard core MJ and RJ (:P) fan and hez quite limber himself. He is a cs god and goes by the nick yahoo ( a huha latency freak also ). sports big.iitkgp@gmail.sinha@gmail.com:Hall ka sabse seedha saadha ladka hai. Seth aadmi.com:Wing ka sabse sidha sadha dinkhne vala baccha. par iska dil kisi aur ke paas hai. so gaya toh bhagwaan hi uthaye isko. Very very amicable and adorable personality. Heavily plays all outdoors games known to the azad kind..com/2010/02/santa-ki-shadi. Boodhon types funde iske.html.com :Azad main kabhi bhi agar Ravan si hasi goonjti hai to Kgp ki saari auntiyan bolti hain: Bacchon so jao. GYaan ki baadh) santanu1729@gmail. baniya size tummy. To make him talk. Kubhkarn hai. He also has the dubious distinction of being the person who once submitted his endsem paper half an hr before time to catch a train. caring and loving person to everyone around him.

Often spotted with girls he had no intention of being spotted with Treats his wingies with KFC Delicacies. Choreo .Hai to Haryana ka JAT par lagta nahi kise angle se. he will not even bother to get up from his comp.shaurya@gmail. launde ne LAN main jitni high config wali game hain khel dale(leaving his gaming legacy to chota bamboo /Kamble ). game freak. Verma He could put any Englishman and Frenchman to shame with his sublime mastery and fluency of both the languages( He scored more than 1500 in GRE with absolutely no preparation ) . DOTA godfather! (really? Lost the final 1-3). people says if you bring him enough food to survive.he decided to pursue an MS in Aerospace Engineering in the US.All the best for all his future 50 . Debate .vikram2006@gmail. Gardening .Brand ambassador of OPERA and popular for his feud wid arka over OPERA Vs IE. Captain of 5 events. : Conjuring up crowds better than any G. and the one who truly captured the spirit of Azad Hall . Illu . Launda ab sarkari scientist ban gaya hai. The creative genius .Shaurya Verma (aka London.com:Aka Bambooo. Elocution . and bedazzling them with his oratory skills . One of the most SEEDHA guy you will ever come across. WTGW .Clicks strange objects from awkward angles and believes himself to be a good photographer. the most popular person in the hall ( and even the insti ) by a distance . Angrejzz ka *****). The padma Rani of AZAD hall.his contribution to Azad is immeasurable. Missile banane ja raha hai in GULTISTAN .Sec could . Caught sleeping and bathing wid guys and busted 'White handed' many times. DramsWTGW-elocution God. mesmerizing them with his magnetic personality .But next 2 years saw him rendering immense service to Hall.Ardent fan of F1 in general and Kimi in particular. Gaypanti ka shikkaar. He was intrumental in the Azad's pole position in the Soc-Cult GC 2008-09. the literary GOD . Drams . Always the one to listen to his heart's call .Biggest customer of Aseem and SAMD(mess ke maa ka!!!!) .he was the star performer of every event. Humble enough to return on final day of illu after remaining in exile in MS for the whole ILLU season 2007-08. Has faced sexual assaults from his friends when drunk. Money bank in crisis for most of the wing.com: Thin slim body wid toned abs which would turn on any member of the fairer sex (at times his wingies as well :P). Would like to see him sporting babes (and dudes :P) in Florida and promoting metro sexualism on his return to India. Possesses bizzare skill to tolerate Bizzare people like payarda and dauu. Be it Ad Design . Vikram Bhambhu bhambhu. .

considering all your pros and cons. which is still an area of struggle for him). Everything said. He always speaks his mind. and with a simple. but turns out he returned with no hair at all :P). or Satapathy. his phodu gaming skills is what keeps him busy these days. Table-Tennis. Choreo mein khoob fight maara. He's got a whacky sense of humor and with a good sense of sarcasm. it seems he will stick by even if you are wrong. even after saying numerous times. All in all it's been a very good 3 years with you. his high ambitions coupled with a persistent fighting spirit (still hopes for a one-time 10 pointer). 'Chota goldflake' ka biggest fan! One of the greatest paltu. hearts and solitaire player in the world :P).com:Publicly known as Sikka or Adiveol. easy-going person. Expanding his gaming horizon. he gained his college life experience in pre-college days (except bandibaazi.com:“Abe Arko dekh lega. after all a friend in need is a friend indeed :) Anuj Kr Singh: anuj. with an area of expertise including almost everything :) (Mast Dancing.com: Also known as Sattu. ise logon ki maarne mein bada mazza aata hai (kuchh log kabhi kabhi iski bhi maar lete hai). I strongly recommended to him to consider a career in politics instead of going to eat Chinese sea food. yeh "khaate khaate thak jaata hai" :P). and the result is 'almost' unpredictable :P. life-loving. and is always game for anything new/crazy :). which eventually he can't even stand!! Rumor was that he was one of those heavy Maggus during 1st year. DVD n Sugam will verify that. fir uspe maarta hai and finally solution deta hai) (Truth might sometimes be bitter :P). yep anything (Once Ashu went to the barber-shop.Rahul saxena dekh lega. From being a FIFA God to a DOTA dork. makhaya and logon ne maari. 24x7 (to the best of his abilities). to get his hair curled. is bound to go places. yet he loves to pick up fights (mostly with the other half). he's achieving new levels in Farmville and Mafia Wars (Facebook) as well :P. he is witty. fir bhi load nai liya. He is the guy with a big heart and an even bigger wallet :P (all-timemoney). Windows games would have gone into oblivion.darwaza bandh kar le” guess for what he came to my room everyday! Sutta in 2nd year! Now he is the one of the foremost suttabaaz in the hall. and he really does stick to his words). he's a simple. Ashu is helpful.cse. specially classics yo ”the picture of Dorian Gray “. and not afraid to get into some hustle and bustle for that. and loves to experiment with anything. Though structurally he's in the lesser half of the population (reason being. he has all the ingredients to make a perfect friend :) Ashutosh Satapathy: vicky4724@gmail. Responsibilities full efforts se puuri karta hai. 'yaar main fruusst ho raha hoon'. and always speaks out his mind (galtiyan batata hai. hope the friendship continues in the afterlife too (I mean beyond the IIT days! ) May the 'chota goldflake” be exported to Singapore too!!! 51 . carefree. if it were not for him (he might be the best minesweeper. and though he's lost the tempo to use it for academic purposes. This fellow has brains. Cricket. Ashu. About his achievements what to say! Gonna be a big man someday for sure! As a friend kya kehna. Poker. He establishes this fact just before exams every sem! By the way Bahut rota hain!! Once an aspirant weightlifter! Hockey player! Now a Gambler!Shared a common interest in literature. really helpful and an easy-going persona. Carrom et al). A man of principles and ideals (sounds nice :P.Adarsh Sikaria: adiveol@gmail.iit@gmail. and a great friend (hamesha peeche peeche rehta hai :P). talented and highly committed (pun intended) to all of his pursuits. He has a good niche in predicting people. Sikka's highly talented.

always good at heart.wish u all the best! ROHAN CHALSANI cvrohan.btp mtp kab shuru karta hai kab khatm.being on the criminal list of FBI…alright…California police department for eveteasing…ok ok…for a crime that cannot be even mentioned in such literature..com: -. distributing gyan to one and all. The married man of our wing.. or sleeping.. beware of his looks..but. no holds barred. people try to run away before his funda sessions begin. resourceful and dashing guy.a Death-Knight. only to never forget this guy again.. 420 personified . get all the fundes of your life from him before he goes out. whom u can find anytime working in the deep fields of nanoelectronics. seniors and juniors alike. the laziest person. the same demeanor brings a flock of girls to this enchanting guy. he already has brought out the real baba in the baba of our wing.Has genuine fundae on almost all aspects of life.a. :) ... A great athlete and football player (ironically FIFA rookie bot beats him 10-0) and has been seen running his legs faster than gyan's mouth (only while giving fundas).Visiting the police stations in every country he has been to(definitely not for sight-seeing).submitting a paper and writing a thesis in less than 4 hours(paper has been submitted in a reputed journal…. Very loyal and committed to his girl. soon going to emulate him in the leagues of Singapore with a gem of a job! Yo Barcap! Prabhat Shankar prabhat4686@gmail.k.we know better. you can find him playing games in his room anytime. Crowned MISS AZAD '06. Joru ka Gulaam etc etc. A die-hard kobe bryant fan.. Has a birthright to hit on every female summer intern in his department!But beware. Rokkam prrangel@gmail. with someone along him..!craves for the Gunners!!looks are deceptive. Recently gained puberty and then has shown a rapid growth of body hair. Dedicated lawn tennis and basketball player.warcraft god..GYAN SINHA iitkgp.pata hi nahi chalta. who only moves out of his room for eating and natures call. So guys. from the staircases to the mess.I am as anxious as you are for the result) 2. you can find him anywhere. if they see him even once. You may get a prize if u can sustain the smell of his room for 5 complete minutes. Aspirations: Becoming a hotel giant with the name 'Mess Food' saluting the countless times he has cursed it.gyan@gmail. 3..iitkgp@gmail. day or night. He is very caring.com: Prabhatji as he his known by one and all. Widely feared. His dictionary has the following definitions: Bliss: 1 Hr more sleep than the usual 8 Load : 1 Hr less sleep than the usual 8 Chutiyap: Bandi pe fight marna More chutiyap: Bandi maintain karna Stud: One who does both of the above and has the name Prabhat Shankar Very hardworking and dedicated soul. First impression is always of an intellect with high principles.com: the babaji needs no introduction from any one..com: Meet the most practical. holds the following records: 1. tolerating and understanding if its a girl or gyan he is dealing with. And his biggest achievement till date:The secret of the pink bunny cup and the kids' size football in his room is intact till date!! God knows what he is plannin with them!! but very soon he is off to a distant land..:P 52 . Leads the race for who will marry the quickest in the batch! Brilliant person. his efforts an example of "how to get a girl" for juniors.. or playing mafia wars on facebook.

.... may u always be like this :P :D... hamesha yaad rahega :D. not to forget that he is the only penalty shootout GOD :D :P of Azad ……zindagi ne bahut chance diye but inhone sab gawa diye.. aur har roz apne so called collar bone ko flaunt karta hai (it doesn't exist though :P) .flaunting his football skills from 1st year in defence to forward midfield in final year ..meena@gmail..... volleyball best spiker (once upon a time.com:Kgp ne sab kuch diya 8athi. maybe not :P ).. If u ever get to enter his room beware of the small sticky pieces of paper :D :P lying around . chal be best of luck..Shailabh Kumar shailabhk@gmail. singer(again.. Ghanshyam Meena ganshyam. especially dewangan ki maarne mein :D. football best outgoing goalkeeper (surprisingly). kaash koi ek goal maarne deta …. jungle mein weightlifting :D frusst ho gaya likhte likhte.com:kya bola jaaye meena babu k baare mein. ……. abhi bande ko NTPC mein jaake makhane ka poora chance mila hai. once upon a time :P ). ok.. har jagah apni ghusa k rakhne waala banda hai. if u haven't seen it. haal mein bhaisaahab ko body building ka chaska chadha hai.. u've seen nothing. dancer (as he likes to put it..finally it was nice being around u ... the constipated face he makes when you wake him up or he's frustrated at something. his words) and artist. Sochte honge ki shayad goal keeper ban jaata to kuch to mill hi jaata aur goal karne ki tamanna bhi poori ho jaati …. khoob masti ki hai humlogon ne mil ke.. ft. A great football and cricket player with a nice a** . iska characteristic trademark.even while walking he cant think of anything but microbiological bacteria which he keeps on searching .. makha dena hamesha ki tarah wahan bhi :)) 53 . bandi .

...... full attendance hai. I dunno if it's relevant here.tune ye movie dekhi hai?? Kunal: abe yaar iske end mein hero mar jaata hai. lekin wo bandar koodane waale game mein fb k top 7 mein pahunch gaye the bhaisaahab :D.....COLLAR to bana hi liya hai! launde ki koi gf nhi hai.abhi to gym se aaye hai Me : naha le aur fir chal khaane Kunal : abe gym se to aaye hai... SHUTTING DOWN!!! Bipul Kumar bipul.movie dekhna kisko hai.. kuch tempo hai bots paida karne ka isko baap. haan haal mein fb pe high scores banane ka bahut chaska chadha tha... sach to yeh hai ki yeh ladka bahut bada KANCHOD hai..... tht is for things nt connected to robotics..com:Chances are that if you're not a robot....bhai log....aisa kuch nhi hai!.k. gmd kar dega wahi.jo zamane k saamne nhi pesh hua hai uu hum batate hai.iitkgp@gmail. Kunal: abe Synopsis hai naa IMDB pe..lekin kisi ki himmat jo isse maggu bol de..dinner karne chal.. ab jo aaplog nhi jante hai....k.kisi ki madad karna ho to sabse pehle aage aata hai aur launda overall machaaxxxx hai! KUNAL SHARMA kunal5288@gmail. Me: abe tune movie dekh li ?.2 ghante barbaad karne padte hai!!!!!! Me :Abe kunal kya kar rha tha. ROBOTIX god.... 54 ...kisi ko frust karana hai to aap shauk se bipul ko yaad kar sakte hai... COULD NOT PROCESS.a KS a......... kunal ji isse puri achhi tarah se follow karte hai!!] Gym jaane ka bahut shaukeen aur kuch bane na bane.saal bhar magai karta hai... aur har cheez mein logic chahiye inko :D...com: ab is launde ko kaun nhi janta.....bataya nhi be..kal naha lunga. ye bechare nasamjhi ki bimari se grasit hai lekin kisi ki mazaal isse samjha de??!!!!! hmmm aur logon ko bahut badi galatfehmi hai ki iske bahut saari galfrnd hai.. ya to bots k taar jod raha hota hai ya coding kar raha hota hai unki jab bhi jaao room mein :P..bahut bade maggu hai. bahut aalsi hai. jikse room mein any given time 2 bots mil hi jaayenge in different stages of completion...wo sab iski behenein hai! ladka itna saadhu sant hai ki bina behen banaye kisi ladki se baat hi nhi karta!! jokes apart.aur CG to khair.........for details refer FRIENDS S__E__ [ Joey ] bhalu a.. [ ye to suna hoga .din bhar rum mein band rehte hai...launda studd hai ......Tomorrow never cums.athletics basky volley blah blahh blahhh.... he doesn't know you nor will acknowledge your existence. that is nt a bad thing when bade bade gods funde lene aayein aapse is cheez k liye :) to sum ankur edkie up : 1100100100111001010001000100010002????? 2????? 2????? 2????? FATAL ERROR......dil ka bahut saaf hai.com: Me: abe kunal . Kunal : abe lete hue the. and he actually makes things work.Ankur Edkie ankuredkie@gmail..kya nahayenge....a Koala bear ...... is bande ki poori zindagi bots k peeche hai :P .

lekin ek sawal unhe andar andar hi khaye jaa rha hai.cleared gate exam with his cheating skills....volley captain ke roop main inhone karybhaar ko kaafi achhe tarike se nibhaya.jiska inhe aaj bhi kabhi kabhi afsos hota hai..... Madira se nafrat karte aaye per buri sangati ne innhe kayi baar peene per majboor kar diya.best wishes for his future endeavours CP GAUTAM CP aka chacha cpal3012@gmail.but funny to look when he tries to use his hands......iitkgp@gmail.com:Ihe bachon se kaafi pyaar hai..aur bachhe bhi inhe pyar se cp chacha cp chacha kehte hain..Innovative thinker.. came for GPL with thick blanket covering his buttock.uske aane se unke jeevan main khushiyan laut aayi.Amit MALLICK mallick.per unhone himmat nahi haari aur ek waise hi anaath(second hand) cycle ko god liya. inka aadhyatm per atoot vishwas hai..if you ever saw him smiling then you are the luckiest one!!!updated with all the tv serials and a big al pachino fan........ 55 ..2 km in the boring treadmil with utmost seriousness in his face...inhone fifa khel khel ke sabko frusst kar diya hai ...unke jeevan ki sabse dukhad ghatna.. Heis a person with strong determination.then he is the right guy to contact with...jab kuch agyat logon ne unke sabse pyare cycle ko jisko unhone 4 saal tak bete ki tarah paala posha(ek hi slot main rakha) chori kar liya....below 6 rated movie dekhne keshaukin hain.after all he cleared CFA.he is kind of a guy who can talk to you on phone for some time even when he doesnt knows you or remembers you.he brings fine art cup to the hall with his poltu skills in his 2nd yearas an ent secy.... the most seriously cool guy with no tension of any girlfriend thoughhe talks to many girls..com : The most serious person we ever come across.. learned floating in just 1 hr.can run 2.. quick learner too.One of the greatest cheater :P..JEEVAN KYA HAI?? umeed karte hain dehradun ki vaadiyon main inhe is sawal ka jawaab mil jayega..if you have any doubt in finance.He is the emergency sutta keeper of our wing though he rarely smokes.

types fast.aur kam attendence waale students ko dereg karte rahenge :))) Ajeet singh iit. talks fast.aur videsh main bhi jaal bicha rahe hain.surfs fast. he walks fast.Tapas marandi— tapas..com: hunk. the show stopper the taps thats him of our wing.. He is very fast literally... Desh ke bhinn bhinn pradeshon main inki premikayein paayi jaati hain.aur bhavisya main Chinese seekhne main ruchi rakhte hain...aur computer ke chillane per seedha format maar dete hain. eats fast...com:This guy is a diehard mining engineer .getting best libero award for consecutive years. Bhai kisi bhi parishthiti se ladki ko bhala phusla kar apne changul main fasane ka cali rakhte hain—galti se ek baar airtel se kisi ladki ne bhai ko koi scheme lene ke liye phone kiya aur inhone baat date tak pahucha di…bhaisahab ko sote khate ….saath hi saath ye 4 bhasaon ke gyata hai.. is a diehard sportsperson too.aasha karte hain professor ke roop main ye bachon ko sahi marg darshan denge.. weightlifting main kayi kirtimaan sthapit kiye hain.tech.ye computer band karne main viswas nahi rakhte hain.among select group of elites who have converted to dual from b.kgp@gmail... karte naye naye bplan aate rahte hain aur unko reality main badalne ka kaam bhi inhone suru kar diya…ladka jaa raha hai Coal India main par ladka heera hai heera… 56 .ajeet @gmail.He loves eating mircha :) especially after drinking lots of beer and vodka..... Aksar inhe raat main light band karke aur romantic music baja kar phone per dheeme dheeme batiyate hua paaya jaata hai. He has an unique style which you will neverforget even if you have meet the person only once. out of love of their department :P.

Priyank Jain priyankjn@gmail.com:Dude of DGW…yeh DUDE subah 4 baje bhi hugga marne jayenge to pura “SHRINGAAR” karke….he has a exclusive MAKE-UP kit… Inhone KGP mein 1st year se hi corporate life style adopt kar li thi…:)….according to him every girl he talks is his good friend, nothing else is going on but in the end u vl find anything else…first in the wing to loose his virginity(that too in train…only GOD knows the truth behind..)….u vl find all the certification related to finance in his room u have ever heard…A good hearted and helpful person..Dont ever argue with him on Haryana and Priyanka Chopra… Jai Haryana, Yo Finance……..

Narendra Singh Kok iitkgp.kok@gmail.com:If find someone doing “Grrrrrrr…Grrrrr…” in DGW bathroom say around 12 o'clock in the noon, thts our desi Jaat (KOK). Subah Subah uski aawaz Alarm se bhi jyada napasand ki jati ha….even his whisper can wake you up. He can be recognized from miles away by the very unique and the most annoying voice. Even after having this much melodious voice, we wonder how does he manage to have so many girls…though he is getting settled now with…….. (sry m not allowed to disclose the name). He has made records in Intra-hall cricket….he made almost every wing to play cricket….He is the best player and the biggest cheater in the cricket history of our wing and probably in the hall as well… ;)…and that's what make us win APL (AZAD Premier League). The only probable millionaire among all of my friends. No one can figure out how he could able to manage his finances so well.........hats off. We'll miss you…!!

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Tarun Saini tarunsainiiitkgp@gmail:The second most invisible person of our wing…that's why it's hard to write about him but still let's give it a shot. You'll find his room locked even when he is out to pee. He is known for his studies, pondies and his interest in OP. Only one from wing, who manage to crack the CAT, very hardworking fellow. Opener in the mess….he has taken back every penny he paid for the mess food. All the best for all his future endeavors….!!

Vaibhav Sharma vibhu2499@gmail.com:Times of India of DGW….Great fan of Shashi Tharoor, Facebook and Twitter. According to him, either you are twitting or you are “GANWAAR”. The person with the most arbitrary viewpoint in any discussion. A great admirer of beauty may be b'coz he never got a chance to do anything beyond admiration. Dedicated towards acads. Rest is mystery…..!! All the best.

Sandeep Bhushan logontosandeep@gmail.com:GULTRAJ Sandeep Bhushan (The Typical Bihari)…..”Mr. India (rarely seen)” of the wing, Hall as well as in insti. Man with the passion to watch every language's movie on DC…without subtitle. Never ever argue with him….b'coz either u'll end up losing the argument or beaten up. Best Alumani of Sanik school Netraheart, Bihar for all his tales about the school and the promotion of the school outside Bihar. He has enormous interest in any scam related activity which could possibly earn some popularity to him. Well that's it….we are not allowed to write anything else…we are still scared of him…!! Jai Bihar..!!

Ronak Sharda meetronaksharda@gmail.com:First thing to notice about him is “size of his G**ND”. Even girl with the biggest butt in kgp envy him for that. If you are feeling hungry, come to his room, you'll find something 24x365. He has his weirdest collection of songs which will keep irritating you from early in the morning to late in the night. FUNDA GOD…don't knw for what…but to his bandi only… ;). Compu specialist of the wing. A very helpful person but only for the compu help..:D. Good Luck INFOSYSian!!

Rahul Rai rahulrai.iit@gmail.com:Lover boy of DGW…!!....inko har 2 mahine mein sachcha pyaar ka ehsaas hota hai…kgp ki har bandi isse maal lagti hai….” Vasudev Kutumb Kumb” mein believe rekhta hai isiliye inka pyaar BRAZIL tak faila hua hai….Most diplomatic, Manipulative, un-trusted and complex person in wing…and above that a few persons in hall know that. Beer sunte hi inke kaan khade ho jate hai aur dhakkan khulte hi inhe chaddh jati hai….And all the Hall residents are cordially invited to his FIRST marriage ceremony sometime in this summers. Everything including Bride, Date and Venue is fixed but Groom….(wt to say now..:D) The IIPM specialist…contacts him directly to know why he is being called this. Hope you get married soon!!...Don't forget us to invite cause we'll anyways be there

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VINU RAJASHEKHAR vinutheraj@gmail.com:Vinu the Raj also called as the man of coconut leaves,a liminal being with the body of an ape and the brains of a cyborg.Defines his own ways of living life may it be eating dosas for all the meals of the day to the endless nightouts to smoking 2 packs and orders 2 pegs of vodka mixes it thoroughly and then drinks it (even the waiters always get confused :P ) .Greatly known as "Mallu"(no confusion u kno they are the rarest species :P ) a joyful person with tinges of "load bearing attitude which is overwhelmingly handled by him.The only person in the planet who can challenge wikipedia with his mallu pedia the guy knows about every f****ing thing in this world from porn industry to the latest sci fi gadgets and their workings :P.Microsoft will surely buy google if he sticks to the firm for the next few years.Best of luck buddy may ur beautiful mind rock the world !!

GAURAV KUMAR cooldudegaurav2005@gmail.com:Gaurav the player a true fighter ,plays every kind of game including life with heavy amounts of enthusiasm ,zeal and most importantly "competition".Fights and gaurav go hand in hand ,wants to change the world with his krantikari attitude but instead was brutally beaten up in two occasions (just kidding dude :P ).Lately we have been witnessing a changed gaurav as you can frequently see him in CCD surrounded by girls who like to spend his money -:) .High intelligence and coding skills make him popular within the department.As a warning DONT EVER compete with him he will kill you if you win.A great friend to be with ,we wish you all the best for your future "love" affairs and "competitions"

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May u become the dream kheli(poker .A hard worker and always in the middle of action . Acads.AISSAC chairman( offered and rejected as told by him :P ). ne kind of jua ) of Las vegas . Largest collection of woollen clothing in kgp. Will miss the time spent on the mess top with him.. Ktj.carom.A boy with great ambitions . Hope to see him develop the Bahurian school of thought in economics one day. u name it except lately when he's become a bit more 'domesticated' that we would like <refer to * warning dont commit da same mistake :P) !Many people will miss his company like Ravi da and Sam D (boosted their sales by 50 % single handedly ) and of course we friends. including a dozen of mufflers.com:Vikram or Apahij as he is more popularly known is the tempo man of the group.com:Dipa .vikrameconomics@gmail.His name creates suspucion in the mind of people when any body declares sharing a room with "Dipa" :P. Drum .com:Amar Singh Patel the name tells it all (amar singh the politician ) feared as the most erratic poker player (gets his trait of bluffing from amar singh i guess :P ). Dabba . Gossip.Is waiting for his degree here in KGP so that he can go and bet it on a game of poker ! :) but the bets are out on whether he will GET his degree after all :P(kidding dude).place comm . (the cold makes his bones weak). Has suffered from diseases whose names do not even appear in large renowned medical books.Peace defines his way of living sleeps eats plays unlike his depmates. An honest.. he drops them like a ton of hot bricks..Also feared by the professors of Computer Science has had a tussle with more than one teacher . DIPA DUBHASHI dipadubhashi@gmail.Best of luck dude! Vikram Bahure .Times of India Campus Editor(cummon dude ders no such post :P ) . Deepa .He has occupied each and every position of responsibility in IIT some being ktj . Was crowned as the undisputed PJ king for his vast reservoir of awesome pjs some of which are still being analysed to this day. Hall poltu. Instrumental in getting innocent people addicted to poker after getting addicted himself. soccer .The name calls for cheers in the crowd(irony being his greatness is self proclaimed and cheers take place in his mind :P ) . A calm strong headed demenour who moves around 2..2 with two of his "bitches".com:Anirudhha Sharma the great . Has a passion for chatting up unknown chicks over the internet and then just when things begin to get interesting.AMAR SINGH PATEL amargetme@gmail. diligent worker and someone you can count on to stand by your side during hard times. a true go getter and takes work close to his heart had the balls to reject placement and go through his Carbon Clean Solutions(if u havent heard that name then 60 .. focussed chap who's gonna make it realll big one day <reall soon>( may b ull see him host sports matches along side harsha bhogle) ! Way to go Dabba ! Aniruddha Sharma callingdexter@gmail. Infinite funda about all types of medicines and cures.A great friend to hangout with but can become hot headed if u tell something bad about Rajasthan. He is porbably the the only guy who would cancel a Gangtok or Ladakh trip just because its too cold out there.so depmates give him high regards :P.Has great interest in girls and after repeated failures finally * got his love of live( still not sure:P ) .One of the most feared players in Poker After Dark.Some people eat to live he lives to eat.. Has god gifted brains solves DI in secs and when asked for explanation declares that he sees the answer in flashes infront of his eyes( is dat possible :P) ! This is one ambitious <but lazy>.

The worst player ever (cricket. A great fan of movie quotes and has unsuccessfully tried to pass less renowned ones as his own from time to time.. But inspite of all his countless flaws (bandi pataofying included) he remains one of the most popular. baski u name it. A true ladies man and has a huge female fan base.. watches 10 movies. wishin mr. Wish he sorts out his PAD triangle..iitkgp@gmail. (his version) or got done by .you dont use social media :P ). poker. Would love to see whether his atrocious english improves twenty years down the line when he becomes a millionare. wanna smoke up" or "The probability of xyz is more than abc in poker bcoz . Rapist. fun to be wid. friendliest guys you will come across. mostly unintentionally. Loves making fun of everybody around him but somehow lands up being the butt of all the jokes. Great guy. and dont even start on sprinting). Has numerous boyfriends and the number of phone calls he gets would put a blue eyed blonde to shame and to top it of has been caught jerking off openly on numerous occassion by third party. Doper.com:"Smoker.No words can even begin to describe our inhouse fundaman (though all of it is bullcrap). Ankur Singhal ankursinghal5@gmail. funniest.Friend". mr entrepreneur. he promptly went and did ... His interests range from cradle of filth to believe it or not 'dance india dance' (seriously get a life man). Inspite of his shortcomings. (acc to us). football.His favourite pass time is "stealing" or doing side aerobics while walking and lives by poker earnings. You can always count on him to be there for a friend and goes out of his way to make them happy." you can safely bet it's him doin the asking.com:The entertainment man will invariably make you split your side with laughter. He is prone to letting of an unintelligible string of words from time to time leaving everybody clutching their sides. Whether he is smoking up or gulping down litres of vodka. Adventure runs in his blood and be it skiing in manali. If u ever here someone ask "What is frusst in english yaar?. Saturday is white in color.. After being laughed at for his lack of interest in the fairer sex. Is destined to make it big in life and our only hope is that he does us a few favours when he reached the upper echleons of society. aoe.. Apt words to describe Ankur Singhal or saand as he is more popularly known. His lack of general knowledge is legendary and is probably the only soul in this institute who does not know the meaning of the word "fart" or the full form of frusst (despite being told). the guy has managed to start a company and im sure that he will be very successful in the years to come. Has the memory of an amoeba and the attention span of a 2 yr old.. Either way he is no longer a cherry as he proudly declares to one and all. Boozer.Thinks he is a philosophical GOD . does his project work and eats 2 kfc buckets all in a day.i-banker(quant fin stud) all the best in life.. the dood is passion personified. Wears strategic low waist jeans to display is volumnous assets.According to him. "Dude. Has less funda about his dept (cs) than a dung beetle(courtesy wikipedia). May u get the ferrari 61 .there is not a single person in kgp who he hasnt annoyed by his pranks.com:Ojit . Has more brothers than duryodhana and between them ensure that the family name is present in every sphere of human life.Hes a joker by choice and a prankster by birth . Asit Parija asit.thebrains@gmail.Best of luck buddy Prateek Bumb pb. Only man i know who sleeps 14 hrs. Wish u all the best in your future endeavours. trekking in the alps or goin to orissa on his khatara scooter all u get to hear at the end is "Dude it's f***in awesome man". ('Allo Ladies).

which also explains his physique :P .e kabhi load nahi leta bhai . sutta. sutta.cheno the remo of bfw :P....com : chanu. seldom do u come across an unique person like khasibhatla karthik.kgpian@gmail. Really).com :kasak . His passion for music. May u reach greater heights in life! 62 . impeccable insight. That's how chanu feels about himself.kihtrak@gmail. sleep. Imagine how batman or superman would be feeling about themselves(Yes they are for real :P)now double it . esp.com :Ask him any question he has got an answer -"lite mama”. eat. it's hard to get to know him. :P His room is one hell of an artwork made by his creepy little eight legged pets.. have a stomach upset. His daily routine is: wake up. We WILL miss u. CS..The balayya of our wing! And always bears a colon D on his face . CS. Love u sai da. His love for his work is remarkable.). His juicy demeanor has won many hearts. Lazy as he may be. depth of knowledge and attention to small details define him.Sai Aditya saiaditya007@gmail. Be cautious for u can never recover if u are hit by one . despite which his room is a common meeting room for all gults of KGP (True Story. Bhargav bhargav. sutta. esp. CS. Once he opens up to you he is a great person! he has his set of principles and he lives by his code.com: Better known as Sai da.. play guitar... Khasibhatla Karthik karthik.iitkgp@gmail. gaming etc etc) meticulous research. Guitar.. displayed an entirely new perspective of this lazy bum. There isn't a single sport that has not felt his presence at kgp. I can't believe i almost forgot! His PJ's they are the deadliest ones out there. He's simply stunning. Love u bhagi! Chanakya Nariseti chanu. when it comes to these obsessions (music. one from LLR. he only eats food just enough to keep him alive and provide him sufficient energy to run his daily errands. this GOD-level CS player (and Q3 gamer) came out to be one of the best gamers KGP has ever seen. sutta.. All in all. sutta.. He is an ulti cool guy and peacemaar candi.. I will miss you chano :|. CS. a good person at heart and always cracks us up even in the dullest of moments. even in the shittiest of moments.

But don't get carried away.com:Well it has been quite some time. Also there is this day wise checklist of a month and “9. style icon is the most energetic. Ullas Aggarwal ullasagw@gmail. wife brighter than him and the brightest children.Pramit Mukherjee pramiit@gmail. Above all. He has become an idol of body building for many guys. ready to help others whenever its possible for him. PJs spontaneously come out of his mouth. a very practical guy. also very systematic and punctual.30 am. his enthu crosses all limits. He had quite some interesting graffiti in his room. some whacko. give good pieces of advice.com: Ullas Aggarwal also known as Milkman on DC++. He starts running and screaming as soon as he spots one. Its very difficult to judge his mood. Overall masto banda to hang out with Nitin Tripathi tripathi. so eccentrically funny. 4 yrs to be precise he is an inhabitant of Azad Hall and B First West wing. from where he collects PJs and sexy wallpapers. The days were the same except there would be nobody to wake him up for a darn 7. IPL is like a festival for him. Firstly atop the door “Nvidia” was written which is reminiscent of his room baaps place of profession. ghosts (which he wont admit). He is afraid of darkness. We are sure that he would succeed in his endeavors in his future life. His style of abusing is the funniest. true at heart. but you will get used to it after some time. His lappy gets hanged very often because of high amount of uploading of softies. some philosopher. Great fan of SantaBanta. This guy is unbeatable in any kind of debate or argument whatever field it might be even when he doesn't know anything about the topic. he is also the DR-1 of Mechanical Engineering department. We always eagerly wait to see his next erotic wallpaper while dreaming about the current one. Few days back.com: Nitin Tripathi alias Condy. In spite of all these things. Recently he has been very careful about his looks. He has a strong repulsion from the mess. Almost everyone gives up when they get into an argument with him. In his good mood. he brought Garnier light face wash and multani mitti for himself. you cant stop laughing when he starts abusing. mess workers and the mess food.com. earned this prestigious name “Milkman”. The thing we would miss the most about him is his expressions. enthusiastic guy we have ever seen. supplier of soft-core recreational stuff (you know what) has worked hard to make the “huha” collection from Rapidshare which he is always ready to share. The first time he realized what's going to happen now is when his seniors are leaving the wing. And when it comes to gym. He was a hard core maggu before he came to our wing (A top). or no one to share mid night snack/late mid night snack at 3 am from Cathleen or someone to encourage and convince him not to study and game or bhaat the night before end sems. some funduu and some plain bhaatbaaj. snakes but the most dreadful creatures for him are Cockroaches. He is always ready to help others. 63 . the magguness inside him is always alive.03=10” inscribed on the fan! Possibly meant for his predecessor to limit his ambitions and feel satisfied about being a Nehli!! He has discovered some gaming partners. We wish him a bright future. he is also a Cricket freak. And then he ventured into this field. He wonder how he would survive in a village (placed in NTPC).iitkgp@gmail. he is a good hearted guy. Apart from this field.

during exam time. Waise. He is very serious about two things i:e his bandi and MTP. talks to her all the night(he's very romantic at heart). you know whose ass to kick. He has huge collection of towels(separate towels for each body part :P).ANKUR SHUKLA iitkgp.det@gmail. He loves fruits so much and enjoys a healthy reputation amongst all fruit sellers in TechM. and next time you need to make a travel reservation.iitkgp@gmail. Highly addicted to his cellphone. Afternoons he spent in his lab working for MTP. never takes load (to any degree of leg-pulling). we wonder. body-shody bahut bana li hai ladke ne but he is still unsatisfied (aur chahiye). Even when you are unprepared and have just one hour before a test he is your man. He is one of the rare people in Kgp who own a room heater.com:: a fun loving guy. 64 . he has tremendous patience. Wishing him great success in career and life Nikhil Kobragade Nikhil. very amiable.com:The first thing that comes to mind when you think JAYANTA is the word professor in a very positive sense . By the way he never bought bathroom slippers after his 1st year and yes I am NOT joking!!! Umesh Paswan umesh.msm1@gmail.com: We call him 'KO-BRA. He is very slow at eating. He is a laziest creature known in the human kind (no offence). His weaknesses are girls and money (he falls in love with any girl in merely 2-3 chats). who you find as greatly cheerful most of the time. or Structures. He is the man who understands the importance of time and completes his projects way before deadlines. criticising the mess food. and likes to spend some quality time on weekends (with his better half?). Wishing him a great future ahead… Jayanta Phadikar jayanta. a saucepan. In 5 years of IIT. He loves playing on his guitar. Exams time lodu ho jata hai. Well don't panic. First thing you would notice about him is his smile he laughs a lot.ankur@gmail. A big lover of sweets. The snake'. If you don't believe me just quiz him on FEM. A widely recognized humorous and helpful individual. all of us take his suggestions. He is a gym freak as well. We all will cherish all the laughs we spent with him. Resources in terms of social & political contacts or materials.ork. having a healthy diet. and is an aspiring body builder. He is a real cool dude and beloved friend. in fact he is very slow in every activity(khoya khoya rehta hai khayalo me). known as Janaab . He is a great guy to be friend with. name is a misnomer. an iron etc. kabhi room ki light nahi jalayi.com: The early riser. Still. he is either going to library or coming from the class. are no bound for him. And like a true kgpian he is a complete night bird. He likes being health conscious. He is mad about his princess. are we telling him a joke!!. Whenever you see him. He has a moderate sense of humor :P. and thus you would find him shuttling between home & kgp pretty often. He is very good at economics and stocks as he is department topper. doesn't talk much. he is very choosy about girls (i. 3-4 hours is his average chatting time per day per bandi. shapes & curves) And most importantly he is 'bhajan imdb' of IIT :P. department se badha frusst rehta hai. He is the unofficial tutor of Aero deptt.e. face.

People do not dare him.Wishing u the best of luck for ur future. In the final moments. covers wide range of chicks along with sathish. Quite disturbing at times with his high volume music listening endeavours.Shreyas shreyas. ll miss u a lot.. 'Trust' him with your life and you won't be disappointed.com: Just like his second name.iitkgp@gmail.. is also very friendly by nature... 65 . we often have discussions on wide range of topics which covers most of the knowledge spectrum. in a nutshell as we call him 'Jack Bauer'. A true user of youtube and other social networking sites.com:Ideal student. joy \m/ SUDHEER sudheer. he goes for a 2...mota. The only road that he knows in kgp is the one which leads to station and ultimately to jamshedpur.but always pressurizes himself for nothing. A geek in early years of KGP life....... he became eager to score. as his room door .long chats and long sleep-hours. actually i'm glad that I met him.in.loves long walks. Shayad hi kisi ne KGP mein Prof ko khullam khulla kaha hoga “M* C*****.chandan@gmail..gets frusst very easily but never gives up. The only thing that kept him ticking here was KGPLAN. A man of few words. and happily settles for a 'C' in the subject. but come to him for notes before sem exams. Joydeep aka joy.u@gmail. Chandan Kumar umi7..iitkgp@gmail. hears the same song over and over and over and over. one of the few people who can keep up with my weirdness and understands my fairly complex and intertwined humor. and he willingly obliges. Nobody knows why his Gtalk gets uninstalled regularly or why he supports MS Dhoni.very regular and disciplined. a man who means business.balls baba joyluv. All of us here @ BTW were privileged to have him in our gang for the past 4 years.. i sincerely wish him all the best in his future endeavors.ideal friend. to Nehru aur Patel mein cyclone aata hai... He sleeps on a Tuesday afternoon and gets up on Thursday morning to avoid the great delicacies served in our mess. i know u ll do well in wtever u do.dunno why!!?? Despite having a few girlfriends i still believe he is gay at heart :P Usually remains sound but pretty lousy after getting drunk.. mixes with everyone and doesnt really care about anything and has a clear idea of what he is going to do..alwayz opportunistic about getting treats with his usual "lang-lang"..com:PSYCHO MARD kehte hain jab Psycho (as we call him) garajta hai.. as expected became frusst later.com:one of the best guys i met in kharagpur. his personality is unknown to everyone and his thoughts remains closed.. i doubt his lungs are going to last for more than 40 years. mere ko viva nai dena” !!!..... Always been helpful and thoughtful for his friends. he has his own chunk of weirdness to share with everyone like most of IITians.2 early in the morning and yet bunks classes..

may be these words are coined todescribe him.. some not even related to his course. we wonder. different. 66 . Reddys. He consider himself to be a mediocre although he is much more than merely a mediocre. A Professor of his department is always ready to give him EX without taking his end sem examination. while they have no clue what has happened.library with a collection of over 50+ books.. he may look innocent. He may be next to Bill Gates and Steve Balmer to know abt microsoft that well (kidding). at the end of the day.ANIL anilkaraka@gmail. He maintains a constant tone for every expression.com: Innocent. You dont wannamake a first bad impression wid him.. well we call him SIR . even though the top guys of department were in race. unique.com: a very respectable guy . He cant even remember the names of 20% professors in the dept. All these strange qualities make him centre of attraction wherever he goes. but a few minutes with him will make you say “Oh my god!! What is this guy? Probably he is the only one in IIT KGP to say he has nothing left to watch in DC++ and also may be the only one to study previous semester subjects in the next semester just for concepts. His room looks like a mini. He will always be a leader in whatever field he pursue. First thing you would notice about him is his smile he laughs a lot. He is an absolute introvert and self-obsessive. He finds immense pleasure in messing up with others computers. He likes his Chemical Engineering department too much. but he is definitely interesting. But. He may not be likeable to many.. intelligent and annoying – 3 words to describe him. Most interesting guy i've met in IIT KGP. A highly ambitious person.. he is a wonderful friend. Wishing him a great future ahead… Kolluru Vinod kolluruvinod@gmail. He is interested in taking lots of Dowry during marriage. That's probably the reason why he got selected for NVIDIA. By the looks. ABHISHEK KUMAR abhikiitian@gmail. He maintains the crappiest room in IIT KGP.. He loves his mother more than anyone but he care for his friends too much. coz its really dificult for him to change his opinion abt u. I hope one day.. He never wanted to live in crowded cities but he is moving to Hyderabad for his job in Dr. are we telling him a joke. cool guy to hang out wid ( may to not to everyone).com :weird. i'll get to say "HE WAS MY FRIEND !!!".

mf. Sometimes he can be pretty reclusive and short tempered.Mohit Anand iitkgp. And yes.mohit@gmail. this apparently “maggu” and reclusive guy has watched every TV series and 80% of all English movies available in LAN. songs. Bhuwandeep has to struggle to watch the HD movies of size greater than 3 GB. A walking encyclopaedia on movies. for an internship and is still searching for his first one to pursue after graduation. even if you start 15 minutes before the class time never ask Bhuwandeep for cycle lift as you will end up reaching 5 minutes after the scheduled time. he has acquired this title by hours of rigourous analysis and viewership. A proud owner of a Jurassic Age laptop with 256 MB RAM. but that rarely happens. which include having a mushroom cut to a French cut to Englis`h sideburns. However. Unarguably. You can take it as a challenge to show any negative point of NANO in front of this TATA loyalist. You sure can trust his ratings on this subject matter. vegetarian and non-daru/ sutta guy with a refreshing cherubic smile and 100% attendance. whose speech never requires censorship. Bhuwandeep is the person who provides incentive for night-long “bhaat sessions” of A block.the childish. He tries to be a person with a great aura and style statement. his expertise in p* affairs knows no bounds. and you can spot him mostly in his shorts. Bhuwandeep bhuwandeep.com: A person who claims (sometimes valid) to have funda about any abstract topic known to mankind. Enjoys a reputation of never studying even 5 mins before the exam and even then scoring pretty well. 67 . Wing DOPA.iit@gmail. sometimes more. sports or any other entertainment topic. He likes to change his hairstyle every semester. He mailed out to more than 2000 profs overseas.com:If you want to experience a non-typical KGPian meet Bhuwandeep .

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