3. Screenshot as Wallpaper Prank – this one deserves a little effort, but the reactions make it worthwhile.

Simply take a screenshot of your friend’s computer with “print screen”, hide all the icons, minimize open applications, and set the taskbar on auto hide. Watch their reactions as they attempt to select any icon or application without getting any response. You can watch the how to video here.
Joke Of The Day: This is the road to enlightenment, revised... 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact just fuck off and leave me alone. 2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tyre. 3. The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you' re going to steal your neighbour' s milk, that' s the time to do it. 4. Sex is like air. It' s not important unless you aren't getting any. 5. Don' t be irreplaceable. If you can' t be replaced, you can' t be promoted. 6. No one is listening until you fart. 7. Always remember you' re unique. Just like everyone else. 8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 9. If you think nobody cares whether you' re alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you' re a mile away and you have their shoes. 11. If at first you don' t succeed, skydiving is not for you. 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. 14. If you tell the truth, you don' t have to remember anything. 15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windscreen. 16. Don' t worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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