1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Well, aren¶t we just a ray of frigging sunshine? 3.
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 5. A hard-on doesn¶t count as personal growth. 6. Don¶t bother me. I¶m living happily ever after. 7. Do I look like a frigging people person? 8. This isn¶t an office. It¶s Hell with fluorescent lighting. 9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 11. I¶ve found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. 12. You! Off my planet !! 13. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
14. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. 15. I like dogs too. Let¶s exchange recipes. 16. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I¶ll put shoes on my cat. 17. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat. 18. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
22. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be«? 23. I wish for a world of peace. 38. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. 21. 33. too!
. Allow me to introduce my selves. 20. 30.´ 28. Whatever kind of look you were going for. Do they ever shut up on your planet? 32. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes? 39. I¶ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. you missed. 35. 34. hear no evil and date no evil. Whisper my favorite words: ³I¶ll buy it for you. I forgot your name. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. harmony. I can¶t remember if I¶m the good twin or the evil one. & nakedness. Don¶t worry. Errors have been made. 25. 29. Others will be blamed. 26. I¶m just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. I¶m not crazy. Back off! You¶re standing in my aura. 40. 24. 37. I¶m trying to imagine you with a personality. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. 41. 36. I¶m not your type. 31. See no evil.19. Better living through denial. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven¶t fallen asleep yet. I¶m not inflatable. Let me show you how the guards used to do it. 27.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
. 47. yes and no. You say I¶m a bitch like it¶s a bad thing. Mistress. Is that so wrong? 46. I just want revenge. Some are dead. I take it back! Un-Screw You! 51. 49. I wanna grow up to be a neurotic bitch just like you. Not all men are annoying. One of us is thinking about sex« OK. Just smile and say ³Yes. not enough circuses. it¶s me. 48. Why should I leave the house? 45. 57. Mommy. except for my friends deep inside the earth. Earth is full. okay. Ambivalent? Well. Chaos. A woman¶s favorite position is CEO. Must you marinate in it? 53. & pizza delivery. 59. I have a computer. 60. 43.´ 56. It¶s sick the way you people keep having sex without me. & disorder ± my work here is done. 64. You look like shit. Is that the style now? 61. Too many freaks. Macho Law forbids me from admitting I¶m wrong. a vibrator. Nice perfume. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? 44. 54. This is a mean and damned cruel world & I want my nappy & medication right now! 62. Can I trade this job for what¶s behind door #2? 50.42. 55. Go home. panic. Everyone thinks I¶m psychotic. 58. Okay. 52. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor. 63.
I majored in liberal arts. 70. I thought I wanted a career. 74. And which dwarf are you? 69. Will that be for here or to go? 75. it really is the size. terribly alert.65. turns out I just wanted pay checks. I plead contemporary insanity.remarks. Did I mention the kick in the groin you¶ll be receiving if you touch me? 67.jokes.humor
. 68. I¶m sorry. it¶s« no.joke. Gene Police!!! Get out of the pool!! Technorati Tags: Sarcasm. It ain¶t the size. I refuse to star in your psychodrama. Aw. I¶m not tense. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 72. 71. 73. did I step on your poor little bitty ego? 66. just terribly.