A TWENTY SCENE OPERA
Matthew Lee Knowles [2021]
Scene One
Barry Bullshit: But we have no beans left! Frida Kahlo: I’ll make you eat those words one day.
Scene Two
Tommy the Commie: I dreamt of bulls again. Captain View: I wish I didn’t know that.
Scene Three
Car Seat Candy: I want to say something clever that nobody has ever said before. Hot Rodrigo: You should kill yourself, your dying words will be a poetry to make the sun never again rise.
Scene Four
Constantine Nipple Slip: I do it in public because that’s show business! Simon: You do it in public because your father hates you.
Scene Five
Emotional Eddie: There’s so many voices in my head, I’m not sure which one of them to stab first Emotional Eddie’s Hamster: Can’t you just penetrate all the voices together and have an early lunch?
Scene Six
Tyrannosaurus Maxine: So you’ve heard of death by duvet then? The Kingdom: Next time I’ll bring the book but I must warn you, it’s not a good book…
Scene Seven
Bookmark Blondie: Please don’t judge me on the stains down my dress. Lord Titty: What about the stains on your brain?
Scene Eight
Terracotta Terry: Meditation is like making love to a beautiful ghost. Sardine Sandra: Your electro-spasms cause me a great deal of concern…
Scene Nine
Wall of Disco: Have you ever noticed that when the floor changes that we… Lavender Child: I’m going to stop you there.
Scene Ten
A Kitten’s Tear Duct: I can’t tell if the universe is very big or very small and… Negative Emoji Man: You should fuck o before you fuck me o, you fuck.
Scene Eleven
Tallish Tim: There is no truth in pasta. Tallish Tim’s Mum: There is none of my DNA in you either.
Scene Twelve
Flower Pot I: The sun she burns! She burns! The sun! Flower Pot II: I hate you so much right now.
Scene Thirteen
Buttery Lissabetta: What pieces of work are many. Fire Alarm: I want us to make love on AstroTurf.
Scene Fourteen
Electroweak: I don’t like it when you hold my head to your gun! Electroconvulsive: How else am I supposed to get you to smell my gun?
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