SPRING 2022

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FULL CATALOG
We like to say that we’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china.
Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.
TAB LE O F CO NTE NTS
G E N E R A L G I F T. . . . . . . . . . . 2-26
N E W (G I F T). . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2- 8
D E B ATA B L E G A M E. . . . . . . . . . . . 2
P R O M P T E D J O U R N A L S. . . . . . . 3 -5
M E R I T B A D G E S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6
D R I N KI N G KI T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
PA N O R A M I C P U Z Z L E. . . . . . . . . . 8
M I N I P U Z Z L E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 8
G A M E S . . . . . . . . . . . 2 , 9-12 , 23
P L AY I N G C A R D S E T. . . . . . . . . . . 9
CH E S S S E T. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 9
D I C E G A M E S E T . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
S U D O KU S E T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
D R I N KI N G G A M E. . . . . . . . . . . . 11
G I A N T P L AY I N G C A R D S . . . . . . . 12
TA N G R A M S E T . . . . . . . . . . . . . 12
CO M P LI M E N T C A R D S . . . . . . . . 13
U N Y E A R E D P L A N N E R S . . . . 14 -15
D R I N K J O U R N A L . . . . . . . . . . . 16
CO C K TA I L S H A K E R . . . . . . . . . 16
C E R A M I C F L A S K . . . . . . . . . . . 17
P U F F Y VE S T KO O Z I E S . . . . . . . . 17
P O C K E T F L A S K. . . . . . . . . . . . . 18
S O A P S H E E TS. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19.
SW E A R B A N K . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19
P L A N T E R S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 20
R E U S A B L E TO T E. . . . . . . . . . . . 20
M U G S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 21
S E RVI N G TR AY. . . . . . . . . . . . . 21
T E A R- O F F PA D S . . . . . . . . . . . . 22
F LO AT Y P E N S. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 23
P E R P E TU A L C A L E N D A R . . . . . . . 23
M O R E P U Z Z L E S. . . . . . . . . . 24 -25
P E T. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 -31
N E W (P E T). . . . . . . . . . . . . . 26 -31
H O LI D AY . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 31-34
N E W (H O LI D AY ). . . . . . . 31 , 33 -34
S A L E S I N FO R M ATI O N. . . . . . 35 -36
 PSST: THE
BOX SIZE IS 4”
SQUARE x 2”.

DEBATABLE
GAME

Finally, win points for winning

arguments. This casual game
includes 200 cards, each
featuring opposing views of hot
button issues...like how to load
the dishwasher like an actual
human being. Just pick a side, and
debate it out. Don’t worry, no
politics, religion, or any of that
crap is in here. There are way
more important things to spend
your time fighting about.

D E B ATA B L E
$15 .00

ISBN: 978 0735370 623

2 HERE ARE 8 OF 200 DIFFERENT DEBATES THAT WE SPENT ENTIRELY TOO MUCH TIME WRITING.
 THERE ARE 199 MORE PAGES WHERE THIS CAME FROM .

BUCKET LIST
JOURNAL

Think of it as an entertaining
(and adventurous) to-do list of
sorts. Sure, this book is filled
to the brim with countless things
to get done…but instead of the
usual stuff like cleaning out the
gutters, you’ll only find the fun
things that everyone should try
before they turn into some boring
old person. But once you get
close…yell at some kids on your
lawn. It’s in the book too.
PSST: THE
BOOK IS 4.5” x 8”
B E FO R E YO U D I E (& 5/8” THICK).
$15 .00

ISBN: 978 0735373 495

 PSST: THE
BOOK IS 4.5” x 8”
(& 5/8” THICK).

KINDNESS
JOURNAL

Who ever said that being kind

has to be so boring. So think of
this book as an entertaining (and
oddly heart-warming) to-do list of
sorts. Sure, this book is filled to
the brim with countless things to
do…but instead of the usual stuff
like paying bills, these random
acts of kindness will bring a smile
to (almost) anyone’s face. So do
your part and spread a little joy
in the world–it could use it.

R A N D O M A C TS O F KI N D N E S S
$15 .00

ISBN: 978 0735373 48 8

200 PAGES OF KINDNESS. THE WORLD COULD USE ABOUT 4,000,000...BUT WE HAD TO START SOMEWHERE .
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 HEY, THIS BOOK IS FILLED WITH 200 PAGES OF DAD CLICHÉS... AND HAY IS FOR HORSES.

DAD CLICHÉ
BOOK

As it turns out, simply becoming

a father is the permission slip
that every guy is waiting for. Like PSST: THE
some kind of embarrassing magic, BOOK IS 4.5” x 8”
(& 5/8” THICK).
they’re instantly emboldened
to do the countless weird things
that they’ve always wanted to
do. So consider this the perfect
beginners guide. By the time
they’ve completed it, they’ll be a
certified expert in embarrassing
their kids (and everyone else).

D A D C LI CHÉS
$15 .00

IS B N: 978 073 5 373 5 01

 MERIT
BADGE SET
THREE BADGES ARE VISIBLE ON THE FRONT. THE OTHER 3 ARE SHOWN IN DETAIL ON THE BACK .

Sure, being able to make a fire

is great and all…but isn’t it
about time we start giving merit
badges for the really important
life skills? You know, like being the
perfect person to drink (way too
much) with. So get started with
this set of 6 merit badges…perfect
for commemorating all of the
notable achievements of the
people in your life.

M E R I T B A D G E S (FO R LI F E)
$20.00
IN FAC T, THAT’S THE BACK OF THE 9” x 5” BOX DOWN THERE .

IS B N: 978 073 5 373 471

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 DRINKING
KIT

Consider it a first aid kit for

adults. This emergency drinking
kit includes everything you need
to solve (and/or cause) all of
INCLUDES 28 COCK TAIL RECIPES TAILOR-
life’s problems. MADE FOR THE MINI FL ASK .

Specifically: a collapsible metal

travel cup, 3 oz. glass mini flask,
bottle opener, metal straw, and a
mini cocktail recipe book to
help mix drinks in a crisis.

I N TH E EVE N T O F S O B R I E T Y
$40.00

ISBN: 978 0735370 616

EVERY THING THAT YOU

BY THE WAY, THE
COULD POSSIBLY NEED IN
OUTER BOX IS 8” x 6.5”
AN EMERGENCY (BESIDES (& 2.5” THICK).
THE AC TUAL LIQUOR).

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 WHILE THE OUTER BOX IS
18.5” x 7.5”, THE FINISHED 1,000
PIECE PUZZLE IS 39” x 14”.

DIFFICULT Y:
SLIGHTLY E ASIER THAN
FINDING STREET PARKING
IN MANHAT TAN .

It’s the perfect way to get your (*ahem*) message

FICTIONAL MI NI across, loud & clear. Not enough innuendo for

you? There’s also a spot for your own note on the
NYC PUZZLE PUZZLE back.

Sure, GPS can take you to the

nearest gas station, but it’s
absolutely worthless when it
comes to finding Ross & Rachel.
So we’ve updated this vintage
panoramic map of the New York
City area to include the
theoretical locations of some
of your favorite sitcoms and
movies. If they were real, this
is where you’d find them.

F I C TI O N A L N YC P U Z Z L E TH I N KI N G O F YO U
$25 .00 $8 .00

ISBN: 978 0735373655 ISBN: 978 0735370 678

BOX: 3.75” x 4.5” • FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”

PL AYI NG CHESS
CARD SET SET

Includes everything you With 32 unique ‘peggable’ style

need to get uncomfortably chess pieces that fit (and stay
competitive with your put) in the holes of the included
friends & family while chess board, this set is perfect
playing 30 different card for traveling (or playing during
games. Seriously, we deep-sea fishing expeditions).
all know that grandma It even includes a guide book
is cheating. Why do we that teaches beginners how to
let her get away with it? play the game...and gives experts
What’s the point of even something that they can
playing then!? make fun of.

I T ’ S I N TH E C A R D S S AY Y E S TO TH E CH E S S
$25 .00 $25 .00

ISBN: 978 073536 8743 ISBN: 978 0735370 630

OH, AND THE OUTER BOX ME ASURES 9” x 4.25” x 2. 3” THICK .

BOX SIZE:
7.8” SQUARE x 2.8”
 SOLVE COOPER ATIVELY
WITH FRIENDS.

(OR UNCOOPER ATIVELY

WITH THAT UNCLE THAT THINKS
THEY KNOW EVERY THING)

BOX SIZE:
7.8” SQUARE x 2.8”

DI CE SUDOKU
GAM E SET SET

Includes everything you Numbers are boring (sorry,

need to learn & play thirty accountants). So instead, our
different dice games. reinterpretation of Sudoku uses
colored wooden balls. This set
In fact, thanks to the includes 81 balls and a game book
included gamebook, 26 w/ over 140 setups to solve with
unique dice, dice cup, friends (or by yourself if you’re
score pad & pencil, you’ll into that). Bonus: everything
be getting into passive- stores away into the box (that is
aggressive arguments also the game board), so it’s
with all of your friends perfect for traveling.
in no time.

TH AT ’ S H OW W E R O L L S U D O KU W I TH S O M E B A L L S
$25 .00 $25 .00

ISBN: 978 073536 8750 ISBN: 978 0735370 6 47

THE BOX IS 9” x 4.25” x 2. 3” THICK ( JUST LIKE THE CARD SET).

 DRINKING
GAME

Finally, a game based on what you

are already good at – watching
crappy TV. Inside you’ll find 4 shot
glasses, instructions, and playing
cards featuring 200 clichés that
happen in TV and movies. Cars
careening off cliffs. Hackers
yelling ‘I’m in!’. You name it. So
just turn on the TV, deal the cards,
and when one of them happens
you (and/or your friends) drink.
Watch TV & drink...competitively.

B O O Z E C LU E S
$25 .00

ISBN: 978 0735370 692

BOX SIZE:
4.6” x 4.1” x 2.1”

MAKE DRINKING A
SPORT & VOIL Á , YOU ’RE
AN ATHLETE .

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 BOOZE FOR SCALE

BOX SIZE:
5.125” x 7.5” x 2”
(AK A , HUGE)

GIANT TA NG R AM
CARD DECK PUZZLE

Some really big cards, for even
bigger winnings. These giant
(oversized is underselling it)
cards come in a beautiful
matchbox-style box, perfect for
display on a coffee table...when
you aren’t playing the world’s
largest game of solitaire, that is.
The deck includes 54 uniquely
designed cards (in other words,
the jokers are included).
Just like love, this tangram
puzzle is a bit complicated...
but totally worth it. Just use
the enclosed game booklet
and 9 solid acrylic pieces to
solve over 42 unique visual
puzzles. A heart is just the
beginning. Psst: It all comes
packaged in this 4.75” square
giftable box (that’s also
perfect for a coffee table).

A BIG DEAL AT F I R S T S I G H T
$18 .00 $20.00 PSST: IT EVEN INCLUDES
THIS BOOK – WITH 42
ISBN: 978 0735370 65 4 IS B N: 978 073 5 370 6 61 ADDITIONAL PUZZLES
TO SOLVE .

(BOOK NOT TO SCALE)

 COMPLIMENT
CARD SET

Wow, you look really great today.

Way better than yesterday.
Anyway, this box includes 200
unique compliment cards to hand
out...100 compliments and 100
backhanded compliments.
Each card features a unique
‘compliment’ on the front, with
a place to write a personal note
on the back (unless you prefer
to stay anonymous).

TA K E A CO M P LI M E N T
$15 .00

ISBN: 978 073536 8736

PERFEC T FOR
MAKING (AND/OR LOSING)
FRIENDS.

PSST: IF YOU CARE ,

THE BOX SIZE IS 4”
SQUARE x 2”
 UNDATED DOESN ’T HAVE TO ME AN UNINTERESTING. IN FAC T, IT’S FILLED WITH 336 UNIQUE PAGES (WE’RE EXHAUSTED, TBH).

UNYEARED
PLANNER

You know, in Brazil, it’s considered

rude to actually show up on time.
So get off our backs, dad.

Is it undated? Yeah...but honestly

it’s closer to ‘unyeared.’ See, we’ve
filled it with 366 days of random
holidays, trivia, and humor...so
you just write in the year and the
days of the week, and you’re
good to go.

P E R P E TU A L LY L AT E S H OW
$20.00
IT ME ASURES 6” x 9” x 1” (IN CASE YOU ’RE A PL ANNER)
ISBN: 978 073536 8828

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 MINI
PLANNER

Organized on the outside, but

primarily making brunch plans on
the inside. So, remember that
planner you just saw on the last
page? Well, this one is just like
it, only smaller (and with a little
less content inside...don’t worry
all 366 days made the cut).
Same great taste, just a smaller
footprint...to put two idioms
disgustingly together.

H I D D E N AG E N D A IT ME ASURES 4.75” x 7.5” x .75” (AK A , RE ALLY-L ARGE-POCKET SIZED)

$15 .00

ISBN: 978 073536 8811

OUR FUN-SIZED CANDY BAR (WITH 208 UNIQUE

OF PL ANNERS. PAGES INSIDE)

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 INCLUDES 400 PAGES
OF DRINK RECIPES, JOURNAL
SPACE , & TRIVIA .

START OUT WITH 2 INGREDIENTS, PSST: IT’S

END UP WITH AN UNLICENSED 4. 3” x 5.75” IF YOU ’RE
BARTENDING DEGREE . CURIOUS

BT W, ITS

DRINKING CO CKTAI L
GIF TABLE BOX
ME ASURES 4”
SQUARE x 9”.

JOURNAL SHA KER

Build the bar of your dream s , Plated in a brushed brass finish,

one drink at a time. This compact
book starts with a simple two
ingredient cock tail, but each
consecutive drink adds a new
component to your bar...so
you’ll always have exactly what
you need to make your next
cocktail. Includes recipes for 100s
of cocktails, as well as space to
write down your drunken million
dollar ideas…like ‘finger socks’.
this 16 oz. vintage inspired
glass-bottomed shaker is the
perfect addition to any bar...you
know, because you can make
drinks with it.
Bonus: follow the recipe on
the back to make our namesake
beverage. You’re guaranteed
to love it (as long as you drink
enough of them).

BAR NONE R E CI P E S H A K E R
$15 .00 $30.00

ISBN: 978 0735370 6 0 9 IS B N: 978 073 5 371132

 BT W, ITS
GIF TABLE BOX

PO R CEL AI N PUFFYVEST
ME ASURES 3.5”
SQUARE x 7.5”.

FL AS K KOOZIE SET

While this 12 oz. white Keep your drinks as insulated

swing-top flask is handsome as the torsos of every skier in
enough to display, it also the late eighties. These chevron
just happens to be the perfect puffyvest-inspired koozies
size for a coat pocket...you come packaged on a heavyweight
know, so you can take this peggable header card in a
show on the road (while not coordinating pair of 2...perfect
driving, of course). for a friend, or your other hand.
Each koozie features unique
Pre-gaming has never looked raised rubber editorial and fully
this distinguished. adjustable velcro sizing.

TH AT ’ S TH E S P I R I T KO O Z I E S E T
$30.00 $20.00

ISBN: 978 073536 8729 ISBN: 978 0735370593

FITS ON A WIDE
VARIET Y OF BOT TLES
AND CANS.

PSST: BOTH COME TOGETHER

ON HANGABLE PACK AGING THAT
ME ASURES 9” x 8”.

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 PERFEC T FOR TURNING
‘DRINKING ON A WEEKNIGHT’
INTO A DISTINGUISHED
AFFAIR .

E ACH 13 OUNCE GL ASS ME ASURES

3.65” DIAMETER x 4”.

PO CKET STACKABLE
FL AS K LOWBALLS

They say that you should These vintage-inspired, pedestal

never judge a book by lowball glasses pair perfectly with
its cover...because, well, that whatever happens to be on sale at
book might be drunk. This the liquor store down the street.
slender, matte black pocket
flask features metallic gold D E S I G N AT E D D R I N K E R - $15 .00
artwork (& holds 6 ounces of
ISBN: 978 073536 8 620
liquor), making it discreetly
perfect for almost any
possible occasion.*
D I S TI L L M Y H E A R T - $15 .00

*Results at jury duty may vary. ISBN: 978 073536 8 6 4 4

I T ’ S W H AT ’ S I N S I D E
$18 .00 TH E G O O D S H I T - $15 .00

ISBN: 978 073536 8712 ISBN: 978 073536 8 637

IT’S POCKET SIZED – OR 2.75” x 5.25” TO BE SPECIFIC .

 Dirty mind? Check. Clean hands? Well, they better
SWEAR SOA P be. So just grab one of these biodegradable sheets,
add a bit of water, and lather up. They’re perfect for
BANK SH E ETS camping, concerts, and interacting with generally
dirty people.

Whoever said that it doesn’t

pay to swear? Do what you love,
and save money all at the same
time. This swear bank features a
glass front (with metallic gold art)
and a slot for coins on the top. It’s
even f-ing hangable.

Don’t worry, the front panel slides

out so you can get your damn
change back when you need it.

D O N ’ T SW E A R
$20.00

ISBN: 978 073536 879 8 PACK AGE SIZE: 3. 375” x 2.625” ISBN: 978 0735370579 P R O B A B LY S O B E R
30 DRY (UNSCENTED) SOAP SHEETS $10.00

DON ’T F-ING
SMOKE EITHER
(FOR RE AL).

BT W, IT COMES IN A
PRET T Y BOX THAT ME ASURES
7.5” x 5.25” x 2.4”.
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I COULD USE
A DRINK PL ANTER :
4.45” DIA . x 4”.
CER AMIC
PLANTERS
Give your houseplants a bit of
attitude with these heavyweight
ceramic planters (w/ drip trays),
inspired by apothecary vessels.
U S E A D R I N K - $21 .00
ISBN: 978 073536 8781
TH E D I R E C T S U N - $23 .00
ISBN: 978 073536 8767
I N TO P O T - $19.00
ISBN: 978 073536 8774
DIREC T SUN PL ANTER :
3.75” DIA . x 5.55”.
INTO POT PL ANTER :
4.45” DIA . x 3.25”.
BONUS: USE THEM AS
LIDDED CONTAINERS IF YOUR
PL ANT DIES AND YOU JUST
GIVE UP ON LIFE .
R EUSAB LE
TOTE THIS 13.5” x 22”
BAG HAS A 5” GUSSET
(& FOLDS UP INTO
A SEWN-IN POUCH).
A reusable bag, inspired
by the vintage plastic bags
that it’s replacing...that
speaks to the cause of
eliminating plastic bags.
Wow, that’s deep man.
This ripstop nylon bag
invokes all the nostalgic
feelings (real or imagined)
of visiting a video store
in the 80s, without ever
having to do that again.
E CO M A N I A C
$10.00
ISBN: 978 073536 88 6 6
OH, AND IT COMES IN PEGGABLE PACK AGING.
 The more you know: This white ceramic piece,

CER AMI C inspired by vintage school trays, is small in size*,

but big in personality. *12” x 8.5” to be specific.
STACKABLE
TR AY MUGS
ISBN: 978 073536 8705 A F T E R S CH O O L S P E CI A L
$25 .00

It’s ok to cry. These elevated 10 oz

pedestal “coffee” mugs are oozing
with vintage charm, & perfect for
whatever beverage helps you deal
PSST: IT with your loss (of sleep). The mugs
COMES IN A
12.25” x 8.75”
(and tray) are even dishwasher
BOX . safe, and come in giftable boxes,
ready to give. Like to yourself.

I N M O R N I N G - $15 .00

ISBN: 978 073536 8 6 82

PA R T-TI M E A D U LT - $15 .00

ISBN: 978 073536 8 675

BONUS: E ACH
MUG COMES IN A FULLY
DESIGNED GIF T BOX .
MUG SIZE:
3.25” DIAMETER
THE MUG HOLDS x 3.86”
LIQUIDS WAY BET TER
THOUGH .

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 BOUND TO A RIGID
CHIPBOARD BACKER , SO
IT’S, LIKE , RIGID.

PAD ME ASURES 11.5” x 5”

AND INCLUDES 72 PAGES (THAT’S
T WO YE ARS’ WORTH).

E ACH PAD ME ASURES 3.5” x5.5” (AND INCLUDES 75 PAGES)

TEAR-OFF
PADS

Inspired by the by-gone era

of office supplies, this trio of
monochromatic tear-off pads are
perfect for leaving messages for
your co-worker that just needs
to get a freaking secretary.

PRO-TIP: the weekly tear off

pad is a great way to fool your
friends into thinking that you’re
actually organized.

G R OW N A S S P E R S O N YO U ’ R E W E L CO M E W E E K LY P L A N N I N G PA D
$ 6 .00 $ 6 .00 $12 .00

ISBN: 978 0735370715 ISBN: 978 0735370708 ISBN: 978 0735370722

 Finally, some pens that you’ll actually care about

PERPETUAL FLOAT Y losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens feature

words that move and change.
CALENDAR PE N SET ISBN: 978 073536 88 0 4 PROFESSIONAL
P R O C R A S TI N ATO R S E T
$12 .00

Is it a calendar? Yes. Is it a
game? Yes. Is it the perfect way
to put off work for a few more
minutes? Yes. Our perpetual
calendar is as challenging as
Steve in finance...but way more
entertaining. Just move it
around to get the balls inside to
land on that day’s date, month, (E ACH PEN SHOWN BEFORE AND AF TER REVE AL)
and day of the week. It’s
literally a new game every day.

I T ’ S A D AT E
$24 .00

ISBN: 978 0735370739

PEN SIZE: .5” DIAMETER x 6” • BOX SIZE: 1” x 6” x .5”

OH, AND
IT COMES IN A
PRET T Y BOX
TOO.

ME ASURES
4.75” SQUARE (AND
1” DEEP, BT W)

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THIS PRODUC T DOES NOT
AC TUALLY PL AY FETCH .

MAYBE YOU DON ’T KNOW

HOW PUZZLES WORK .

THE OUTER BOX

SIZE IS 7.1” x 8.5” x 1.5”

FINISHED PUZZLE ME ASURES 12” x 15”

APARTMENT
PUZZLES

Why do we call these Apartment

Puzzles? That’s a good question,
but raise your hand next time.
So, while you don’t technically
have to live in an apartment to
complete these 300 piece puzzles,
they just happen to be the perfect
size for a small table. They’re kind
of like the Tinder of the puzzling
world...non-committal, but still
pretty challenging.

QU I T E F E T CH I N G
$20.00

ISBN: 978 073536 8927

ISBN: 978 073536 8910 E M P LOY E E O F TH E M O N TH
$20.00
 FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 6.72”

MINI PUZZLE
YO U CO M P L E T E M E
$8 .00
MESSAGES
ISBN: 978 073536 8873

These four shaped mini-puzzles

are the perfect way to get your
message across, loud and clear.
Each one even comes in a giftable
box, with a spot to write your
own clever* note on the back.

*Actual cleverness not guaranteed.

H OW A R E W E N O T FA M O U S? M O O N E D YO U - $8 .00
$8 .00
ISBN: 978 073536 888 0
ISBN: 978 073536 89 03

M O N D AYS - $8 .00
PSST: ALL OF
FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 6.8” THE BOXES ME ASURE ISBN: 978 073536 8897
3.75” x 4. 375” x 1”

FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”

FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”

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 SIZING GUIDE

EX TR A SMALL : 14” CHEST

SMALL : 16” CHEST
MEDIUM: 22” CHEST

DOG MUSCLE
TANKS

Look, they didn’t spend all

winter sprinting outside to pee
for nothing. Help them show off CHARLIE IS
that summer dog bod with these MODELING A SIZE
MEDIUM , BT W
70s inspired ‘ringer’ style tanks.
(Available in 3 sizes)

B O R N TO S L E E P
$20.00

ISBN: 978 073537359 4

XS

ISBN: 978 0735373914

S

ISBN: 978 0735373921

M

LI F E O F TH E PA R T Y ISBN: 978 0735373570 ISBN: 978 0735373877 ISBN: 978 073537388 4

$20.00
THEY ALL
COME ON HE ADER XS S M
CARDS, BT W

TOP OF TANK BOT TOM OF TANK

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ISBN: 978 0735373587 ISBN: 978 0735373891 ISBN: 978 07353739 07 F I E LD D AY
$20.00
XS S M

DOG MUSCLE
TANKS

SIZING GUIDE
Did we mention that each tank
EX TR A SMALL : 14” CHEST
SMALL : 16” CHEST
comes packaged on a peggable
MEDIUM: 22” CHEST header card (for easy hanging)
that clearly communicates that
these are for dogs (and not
sporty babies).

OH AND KEVIN
PEOPLE PLEASER
IS MODELING A SIZE
$20.00
MEDIUM TOO.
ISBN: 978 07353736 0 0
XS

ISBN: 978 0735373938

S

ISBN: 978 07353739 45

M
 PERFEC T FOR THE
DOG PERSON IN YOUR LIFE .

DOG
SPECIFICALLY, A PERSON
THAT LIKES DOGS...NOT A
HUMAN/DOG HYBRID.

BANDANAS

I mean, we all know who the

star of this show really is anyway.
These durable cotton dog
bandanas are the perfect way for
your dog to express themselves...
in a way other than peeing on
your rug. Bonus: they’re designed
to be one size fits all (unless
they’re literally a horse), making
them the perfect gift for any dog
(or owner).

TH E FAVO R I T E
$15 .00

ISBN: 978 0735373532

QU I T E F E T CH I N G * ISBN: 978 0735373525

$15 .00

*FE ATURES VINTAGE-INSPIRED

FLOCKING. YOU KNOW, THAT FUZZY
TU R N S STUFF ON 70s T-SHIRTS. D A D’ S
TR I C KS BEST FRIEND
$15 .00 $15 .00
BANDANA SIZE: 9” x 6” RIBBON: 30” long
WITH HE ADER CARD: 10.875” x 10.25”
ISBN: 978 0735373563 ISBN: 978 07353735 49

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ISBN: 978 073536 88 42 B FF* H O LI D AYS * ISBN: 978 0735373556
$15 .00 $15 .00

*FE ATURES VINTAGE-INSPIRED

FLOCKING. YOU KNOW, THAT FUZZY
STUFF ON 70s T-SHIRTS.
DOG
M O D E L*
$15 .00
BANDANA SIZE: 9” x 6” RIBBON: 30” long
WITH HE ADER CARD: 10.875” x 10.25”
ISBN: 978 073536 8859

DOG
BANDANAS

This Real MVP bandana is just

a little different, because it
features both fabric appliqué and
embroidery–instead of that fuzzy
stuff. Otherwise though, it’s the
same great bandana as the
others. In fact, it’s still designed
to be one size fits all (unless
they’re literally a horse), making it
the perfect gift for any dog (or
owner). Whoa, anyone else get
a little bit of déjà vu?

TH E R E A L M VP
$15 .00

ISBN: 978 073536 8835

 MADE OF DUR ABLE ,
HE AV Y-WEIGHT WHITE CER AMIC
THAT COMPLEMENTS ANY
PET AND/OR DÉCOR ST YLE .

PSST: THE BOWLS ME ASURE

7 ” IN DIAMETER x 3” TALL (AND
HAVE A 40 OZ CAPACIT Y).

BOTH COME

PET WATER IN A BOX , BT W

PET FOOD
BOWL BOWL

You know, Just because your

pets occasionally try to eat their
own vomit doesn’t mean that they
don’t have discerning taste.

This simple and elegant ceramic

pet bowl (with large reflective
gold lettering) will add a touch
of class to the thirteen seconds
that they spend inhaling their
food each day.

AFTER
D I N N E R D R I N KS TH E M A I N CO U R S E
$20.00 $20.00

ISBN: 978 0735373631 ISBN: 978 0735373624

 E ACH STOCKING
ME ASURES 8” x 14”.

CAT
STOCKING

Sure, they’ve been terrible all

year…but they’re still pretty
YES, WE
KNOW ANIMAL JUST GO WITH much the best ever.
FEET DON ’T US HERE .
LOOK LIKE THIS.
Ok–they refuse to acknowledge
you most of the time, but that’s
just how they express affection.

And that decapitated mouse was

actually supposed to be a gift. It’s
really the thought that counts.

H E R E KI T T Y KI T T Y
$20.00

ISBN: 978 07353736 62

DOG
STOCKING

I mean let’s admit it, they’re the

only ones you actually like buying
gifts for anyway.

Yeah, they rolled in that dead

squirrel that one time….so what?
They were obviously very proud
of it. You should really be more
supportive of how they choose to
express themselves. This one
is on you if you think about it.

D O G GY B AG
$20.00

ISBN: 978 0735373679

 ORNAMENT
PUZZLE

What could be better than 100s

of glass ornaments? A non-
breakable illustration of them.
Use this 1,000 piece puzzle to
harken back to a time when
Christmas meant yule logs,
chestnuts roasting over an open
fire, and a bunch of other weird
traditions that make no sense
anymore. Let us know if you
figure out what ‘figgy pudding’ is.

FA L A L A L A L A
$20.00

IS B N: 978 073 5 371149

PSST: THE
COMPLETED
PUZZLE
ME ASURES
27 ” x 20”

32 THE PERFEC T WAY TO AVOID TALKING POLITICS WITH YOUR REL ATIVES. (AND THE BOX ME ASURES 8.5” x 11” x 2”)
 FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”

MINI HOLIDAY
PUZZLES

Who needs yet another holiday

greeting card? We certainly don’t.

So send out these holiday

mini-puzzles instead. The back of
each box even has a spot to add
your own personal holiday note.

They’re just like cards, but with

the added benefit of actually
being enjoyable to receive.

YO U J I N G L E M Y B E L L S
$8 .00

IS B N: 978 073 5 37115 6 D O N ’ T S TO P ISBN: 978 0735370 6 85

B E LI EVI N ’
$8 .00

PSST: ALL OF
THE BOXES ME ASURE
3.75” x 4. 375” x 1”

FINISHED
PUZZLE: 7.25” x 6.5”

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 FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”

PSST: ALL OF
THE BOXES ME ASURE
3.75” x 4. 375” x 1”

FINISHED PUZZLE: 7.25” x 7.25”

MINI HOLIDAY
PUZZLES

Do you really need another

description about these holiday
mini puzzles? That last page really
should have covered everything.

Oh okay, well let’s see. They are

each 100 pieces. Does that help?
Scientifically speaking, that’s
been proven to be the perfect size
to finish while drinking a cup of
spiked eggnog or eight.

TI D I N G S O F LI QU O R
$8 .00

ISBN: 978 0735 37173 6 I’ LL B E HOM E IS B N: 978 073 5 37174 3

$8 .00
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