I have written this when I was twelve, and I watched too much south park and neurotically yours,

I hope you enjoy it purely for humor :]

Category:Rants&Raves:why we blog
by iCe This is shit. I spent an hour and a half working on a piece that was accidentally erased. how stupid is that. I had no back ups whatsoever. now I'm pissed. it 3:30 in the morning and i dont know if ill come up with the same ideas that I came up earlier. well I'll try. why we bLog2.... *Because we wanna be heard, but everybody else got their own shit to handle. thus the public blog; even though its not visible...a public blog has one theme written all over its pages..."PLEASE READ IF YOU HAVE TIME!I JUST WANT YOU TO HEAR ME OUT" * Paper blogging is fun but you cant come up to everyone and say "hi read my journal, or ill slit your throat..."(well u can, but after actually traumatizing the person, chances are he/she wont remember what he/she actually read.) *Paper blogging is fun but its harder to keep a back up file! if say... I burn your house down ...will you still search for your diary?. or say a natural disaster occurs...and all the crap you put into that journal will be destroyed...do u wanna end up talking to yourself in the mirror saying "your a stupid fuck arent you?" dont tell me youll have it xerox-ed coz I'll slap you silly to the ground till you bleed. thats friggin expensive and even if you had the money, thats awfully impractical...and worst of all "THAT WOULD BE STUPID". *net blogging is easier. admit it or not everyone else is too lazy to write, and its easier to type. plus hello you are in front of a computer. thus youll enjoy extra benefits such as listening to mp3's. stalking someone on the net. luring someone to actually trust you to give you, their monthly allowance...you know...the werkz. *and i think we all know this. we wanna be remembered. and we want to remember (duh even if it is a paper blog?why did you actually kept that diary? Noh... on second thought just keep that to yourself) knowing we actually have gone through a lot of shit. and were alive today... means we can go through a lot of shit again. *if your a social climbing gold digging bastard. and you turn out to be the next big thing like Brandon Boyd. good for you! sell your blog to the media. its worth a million bux. *If your a deranged twisted fuck who has no guts to stand up for yourself while your still alive,then blogging is good for you. you can pour your anger here. *I mean instead of smoking pot, doing drugs, killing yourself, or everyone else, slashing

say your wrists you masochistic bastard, just blog. that way could feed your mind and avoid being an emotional looser. *Curse everyone you wanna curse, screw your mother and your father, your classmate, your irritating best friend or your looser boyfriend or girlfriend, that son of a bitch bully whose always hounding you but actually he/herself is fucking looser, heck no one would care its your blog. besides their too stupid to know what a blog is. and if they come across some words like "die you bastard, you have a hairy ass, or you look like George bush..." its okay, c'mon its not your fault that they were PEEPING AT URE FUCKING DIARY! (edit:except now they could do that. unless its a private blog so I suggest you keep that one to yourself, there is a private option or just don't tell them about it, simple.) *Newsflash anyone whose brain functions normally...knows that if theyre someone you love, care about, or is not harming you in anyway in your puny pathetic existence, would be rational to see that the ugly messages you write about isnt addressed to them. *instead of being kicked out of school, you could write down that Lucy the school bully is a fugly slut! here in your blog and everyone else would read it including her..and that way she will internally feel bad...oh believe me, she may not show it, but pathetic Lucy is heart broken. and that means happy ending for you, you fat bastard. *** a strange boy raises his hand and ask ice the almighty a question... boy:"sir does that mean that net blogging are for deranged twisted ugly cowards who pees in their pants and hides in their mothers pajamas only?" iCe: Noh, of course not muhahaha! you idiotic fool sit down and stop picking on your nose please. thank you * Now where was I...oh yeah of course not... *You could actually , tell someone you care about, that you love them...since your too humiliated or shy or too much of a pussy to admit what you feel about them. you could write it in a net blog, that way it wont be obvious, that you actually wanted him/her to see it. so after writing it down, spend all your time praying to god that he/she comes across your poorly designed page. *And of course its always a cure for boredom, when your too timid or lazy to do something. or you just run out of something to do. no good shows on the tube, and youve heard every song in your player, everything thats useful is now useless, you can resort to net blogging. you sit down and exercise your rarely sweeped mind. **and dont reason out ! reading books! you fuck! were talking about blogging here! FYI! paper blogging and net blogging!** *A past time for those who have insomnia..you cant actually jam and spread chaos at 3:00 in the morning even if you wanted too. (or you can but there comes the noise complaint from the noisy neighbor so that's really up to you what to do but just in case...)when you cant sleep coz u drank 5 large cups of cappuccino you bought at starbux. your too timid to paper blog...but you need to speak your unexercised mind

out...you can escape to blogging. *if u feel like being creative but is just too lazy,blog. *Internet Blogging IS JUST A WASTE OF TIME, but admit it or not sometimes, because time is being wasted, the only way of consuming it is wasting it. *Besides wouldnt it be kewl, if after your biological parents left you to be eaten by maggots or burned like a chicken in a crematory or whatever..., someone actually remembered how you wanna be remembered?the most important thing is you did something that even if you were dead , you didnt let anybody screw you. or define you. or push you over! coz you already did that for yourself. I mean, I just hate assuming people!. i mean hello? if u werent gay..then everybody else thought you were, you ll just let them judge you?...theres a difference between not caring and being stupid. get it. I mean I dont care about anyone else. but I care about me so fuck you! I rule! *okay I'm tired hungry out of grammar and exhausted I wanna sleep , I would continue this only if someone paid me...bLeh so in conclusion I'm not telling you to blog idiot!, I'm just reasoning out! and oh everything I've just written isnt true, I just wanted to waste an obscene amount of your time , because I'm evil. and because your stupid you bit my bate. now go find someone else to trick, you stupid idiot. Dammit! And as I end this I want to share a quote from ill will press, to simply put down why we should write , and may I quote to much to do, too much to write...I cant stop I'm possessed by a deadly moose...it steals me of my sleep, robs me of my health turns every moment of life into a possibility of prose... it affects the mind,THAT GUIDES UR DEEDS , SACRIFICES FRIENDS and BURNS AWAY ENEMIES every person encountered is looked upon as a plague of mediocrity and each face of beauty haunts your sleep until you die pain is the fuel that DRIVES YOUR ART HATRED IS THE SPARK that ignites the mind you spend all your time working on a piece that will be misunderstood by most and in the end.... ultimately forgotten and I do believe it will be the death of me.. - Germaine of Neurotically yours iCe

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Disclaimer: thOse thiNgs that arent mine, arent mine... thank you for lending it to me... thOse thingz that You thiNk you oWn, aRe pRoBabLy yOuRs... if U pLaN to suE me, i have no money... if U pLan tO kiLL me, im verY sOrrY inCAsed You havEnt NotiCed... im One dead giRL u definiteLy dont wana piSS. pakyuaylabyuhardcore, iCe