The Story of a Magnificent Banquet

Matthew Lee Knowles [2008, revised 2011]
Dedicated with sincerity to Neil Luck and Joshua Kaye

[I]
a priest, another priest, a third priest, a fourth priest, a fifth priest, a monsignor, an impotent old man, a man, a man, a man, a young man, a man, a man, a man, an elderly priest, a priest, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, another man, a general, a man, a man, a man, a monk, a man, a man, a man’s taste, a man’s only, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, an old farmer, a man, a man, a priest, a priest, a man, a man, a man, a monk, a man, a man, a man, a man, a libertine, another libertine, an old parliamentarian, a man, an abbot, an octogenarian, a priest, a man, an elderly doctor, an army officer, an old rake, a monk, a man, an old magistrate, a man, a man, a man, another man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a monk, a Benedictine Prior, a man, an elderly tax collector, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, an old courtier, a young abbot, a doctor, another doctor, a man, another man, a man, a man, a man, a man, an abbot, a man, a man, another man, a man, a man, a man, a man, another man, a third, a fourth, a fifth, a sixth, a seventh, a man, a man, an attorney, a man, a man, a man, a man, a judge, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a whore, a man, a man, a judge, another judge, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a Benedictine Prior, a libertine, a man, a man, a man, a man, a judge, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man’s sexual, another man, a man, a man’s tastes, a man, a man, a man, a certain duke, a man, a man, a man.

[II]
a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, Mr. X, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, another man, still another man, a man, a man, a man, another man, a man, a man, a man, a man, another man, a man, a man, a man, another man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, another man, a third man, a fourth man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, another man, a man, a man, a man, a girl, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a libertine, a man, a man, a man, a man, another man, a naked man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, two women, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, this man, a man, a girl, a man, a man, a woman, a nude girl, a girl, a man, a girl, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a girl, a depraved man, a man, a man, a girl, a depraved man, a man, a man, a girl, a man, a man, the same man, a man, a man, a man’s tastes, a woman, a man, twenty women, a man, a naked girl, a girl, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a man, a girl, a man, a bound girl, a certain man, a man, a man, a man, a man.

[III]
a man likes, a man delights, a mother sells, a man who paid, a man, a man has, a man ass-fucks, a man fucks, a man will, a man pinches, a man fucks, another man ass-fucks, a monk forces, a man sodomizes, a man sodomizes, a man fucks, another man sodomizes, a man embuggers, a man sodomizes, a man, a man has, a man hires, a man stages, a man prostitutes, a man employs, a young bawd, a man strangles, a man derives, a man is ass-fucked, a man places, a man fucks, a man fucks, a man has, a man shoves, a man, a man places, a man fucks, a man is ass-fucked, a man fucks, the same man fucks, the same man ass-fucks, the same man ass-fucks, the same man hires, the same man encloses, a man engages, a woman with beautiful hair, the man reaches, the woman faints, the man jerks, a certain Duke buys, another man buys, a man brings, a man ties, a girl who is menstruating, the same libertine lowers, a pregnant woman is so frightened, a girl is locked, a man shoves, a girl is tied, a girl is forced, a libertine suspends, a man places, a girl is bound, a man kidnaps, a girl is placed, a girl is carried, a girl is led, a girl is laid, a woman is forced, a libertine holds, a man pinches, a man pinches, another man writes, a man drives, a libertine drives, a girl is given, four men jerk, a girl is placed, the same libertine binds, the same libertine ties, another man gently and very gradually toasts, the same man enjoys, another man singes, a libertine forces her, four girls are made to dance naked, a man beats, a man pinches, a man places, a man inserts, a man pours, the same man gives, a man thrusts, a man tramples, a man feigns, four libertines conduct, a man pricks, a man pours, a man opens, a libertine forces a girl to shit, a libertine bleeds a girl, a libertine scratches, a man scratches, a man who enjoys, a libertine pulls

out a girl’s teeth, the same man takes, he flattens, he saws, a man batters, he amputates, he breaks, he sodomizes her, he ties, the same libertine cuts off one of the girl’s ears, he slits, he pierces, he tears, he cuts, her gums are burned, he sodomizes the girl, a man uses a corkscrew to bore holes in a girls flesh, the same man transforms, a man cuts, a libertine sucks, a man tears off both of a girl’s legs, a man shackles, a man uses a pistol, a man, another man whips a pregnant woman, a man ass-fucks, a man uses a razor to cut off the clitoris, the same libertine, the same Knave, another libertine cuts, the same man pulls, the same man ass-fucks, a man extracts, the same man gouges out a victims eyes, the same man blinds, a libertine slices off a woman’s breast, the same man beats, he shaves, he cuts, a libertine carves, the same depraved man amputates the four limbs of a boy, a man chains, a man manacles, a man soundly whips a girl, a man ties, a man with a spear inflicts deep wounds, the libertine flogs the mother aiming particularly at her cunt.

[IV]
a man locks a beggarwoman in a dungeon and leaves her to starve to death, a man keeps a woman in a prison cell, a man whose prime pleasure, a man kills women by forcing them to urinate, the same man flogs a woman then kills her, a man who used to enjoy eating a woman’s shit, a man who is very skilful at fucking, a man who used to enjoy eating a woman’s vomit, a man who used to collect shit, a man binds a woman to a revolving stake, a man murders a prostitute then breaks her neck and twists her head, a man abducts women, a former sodomite, a man takes such delight, a flogger perfects his art, a man ties a hungry girl by the neck, a man whips a whore about the breast and buttocks so ferociously she dies, a man poses as a surgeon, a man shuts a woman in a steaming bath house, a man hires a young girl to pretend to be his mother, a man binds a girl, a man hangs a girl, a man hires a whore, a man buckles, a man hangs a girl, a man imprisons a girl between two iron slabs, a man imprisons a girl between four mattresses, a man hires a whore, a man flings a woman from the top of a high tower, a man hires a whore and ties a black silk cord around her neck as he ass-fucks her, a man used to have a penchant for fucking girls while they slept, a man ties a stone around a girl’s neck then throws her into a lake, a man pours molten lead into a sleeping girl’s ears, a man kills a girl by beating in her temples with a hammer, a man shoves a lightning rod up a woman’s ass, a man tricks a woman, a man ties virgins to a wheel, a man places a woman in a guillotine, a man kills women, a man ties a pregnant woman, a man inserts a long pin into the neck of a girl, a man singes the bodies of captive women, a man conceals a dagger, a man imbeds a rocket nose-first into a girls cunt, the same man stuffs cartridges into each orifice of a woman’s body, a man mixes poison with bath powder, a man flogs a girl’s neck and breasts, a man hires a whore, a man kills

his wives, a man invites thirty girls to a ten-course banquet, a man pretends to be the benefactor of the poor, a man devises a drug, another man invents a drug, a third man invents a powder which renders its takers immobile, a man, a man injects poison into nurses breasts, a man who used to enjoy, a man delights in setting fire to poorhouses, a man visits pregnant women, a man pretends to be an obstetrician, an abbot and two laymen kidnap a woman whose pregnancy has entered the ninth month, a man hires twenty-two women, a man hides some of his jewellery in a servant’s wardrobe then accuses her of theft, a notorious shit-lover designs a special toilet, a man places a girl who cannot swim on a narrow plank, a man kidnaps the most beautiful sixteen-year-old he can find, a man who is a great connoisseur of asses, a man entices a girl, a man jams a girl, a man invents a special bed, on the pretext of bestowing kindness, a man drugs a girl, a man removes a pea-sized morsel of flesh from a girl’s body, a man bleeds women one ounce per day until they expire, a man jabs a woman’s buttocks with daggers, a man hires a giant to hold little girls, a man singes the breasts and buttocks of a girl, a man inserts a funnel into a woman’s mouth, a man twists a woman’s fingers and toes breaking them, a man ties a naked boy, a man fastens a woman to a wall then pricks her flesh with pins, a man who is a passionate admirer, a physician cuts out a living girl’s heart then fucks the warm hole, a second physician chops off a girls hand sucks the marrow from her bone, a man uses an ingenious machine, a man impales a girls cunt with the point of a pick, a man flogs the skin off a girl, a man first severs a girl’s fingers, a man slices off a girl’s breasts and buttocks and eats them, a man cooks a little girl, a man roasts alive a girl, a man fastens a little girl to a wall, a man attaches a woman to a wheel, a man ties a girl’s arms and legs to four saplings, a man suspends a girl from a machine, a man covers a girl, a man by reaching bare-handed into their ass-holes rips out the intestines of a boy and girl next he shoves the boy’s intestines up the girl’s ass and the girl’s intestines up the boy’s ass, a man roasts several girls, a man suspends a woman, a man cuts steaks from a girl’s buttocks, a man kidnaps a brother and sister, a man forces a father

to cunt-fuck the father’s daughter, an enthusiastic ass-lover kidnaps a mother and daughter, a man kidnaps a mother and her son, a man ass-fucks two sisters, a man locks a mother and her four daughters in a room with five daggers, a man kidnaps two pregnant girls and ties them, Mr. X persuades Mr. Y, after embuggering a boy a man shoves the barrel of a shotgun up the lads ass and pulls the trigger, a libertine forces a young husband to watch the latter’s wife being mutilated, a man cuts off a boy’s balls, a man drives a spear through a girl’s asshole, while ass-fucking a girl a man slices open the top of her head, a man ties a young boy, a man flogs a young boy, a man nails a boy’s feet, the same man, clothed in a mare’s skin, a young boy is placed in a machine, a man hires a pretty girl, a surgeon performs four operations in a single day he intentionally botches them all, a man shaves off a boy’s cock and balls then with a red hot iron hollows out a cunt where the genitals had been, a man scratches a boy with an iron comb, a man assembles six women, a diabolical libertine kidnaps two women, a man stages a dance, a libertine locks three pregnant women in a dungeon without food, a libertine ass-fucks a young man, a man amputates an arm, a man invents a poison which mixed with water in a reservoir wipes out an entire city, a man locks three women, a man seals a pregnant woman inside a barrel, a libertine studs the ground, a man builds a huge bonfire, a cruel libertine assembles a family of beggars , a man wishes to combine the sins of sodomy murder incest rape sacrilege and adultery, a man strangles a mother, a man lines up a circle, a man locks two naked pregnant women in a room, a man binds a pregnant woman to a torture wheel, a man cunt-fucks a girl on a bed of short-stemmed nails, a man nails a pregnant woman to a table, a man binds two beautiful girls mouth-to-mouth, a man binds two pregnant women, a man binds six pregnant women, a man suspends three girls over three holes, by means of a hollow tube a mouse is introduced into a girl’s cunt, a girl is forced to swallow a snake which feeds upon her entrails, a girls flesh is opened her nerves are plucked out and tied into knots then nails are driven into her bones.

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