A LITTLE PRIEST- Stephen Soundheim http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsQRZ4TsljI Mrs.

Lovett: Seems a _____________ shame... Sweeney Todd: “shame?” Mrs. Lovett: Seems an awful waste. Such a nice, ________ ________, what's his name has... Had... Has! Nor it can’t be traced Business needs a ________, debts to be _____________. Think of it as ____________, as a gift! If you _______ _____ _________. Seems an awful waste...I mean, with the price of meat, what it is, when you get it...If you get it... Sweeney Todd: “ah!” Mrs. Lovett: good, you got it! Take for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop! Business never better, using only __________________ and toast! Now a pussy’s good for maybe six or seven at the most! And I’m sure they can’t _______________ as far as taste! Sweeney Todd: Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion Mrs. Lovett: Well, it does seem a waste... Sweeney Todd: ____________ practical and yet _______________ as always! Mrs. Lovett, how I’ve lived without you all these years I’ll never know! How _____________ ! Also undetectable! How choice! How rare! Mrs. Lovett: Think about it! Lots of other gentlemen will soon be comin’ for a shave, won’t they? Think of all them pies! Sweeney Todd: What’s the sound of the world out there? Mrs. Lovett: What, Mr. Todd? What, Mr. Todd? What is that sound? Sweeney Todd: Those crunching noises __________________the air! Mrs. Lovett: Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, Mr. Todd Yes, all around! Sweeney Todd: It’s man _________________ man, my dear

at least! Then again. Though. it’s clean. look closer. Lovett: Sir. do a lot of relatives favors . Lovett: Mercy no. so it’s pretty fresh Sweeney Todd: ___________ lot of fat. you’ll notice it’s ___________! Sweeney Todd: Looks _________. Lovett: It’s priest. Lovett: No.. my love. Lovett: Save a lot of ___________. then. it tastes of wherever it’s been! Sweeney Todd: Is that squire on the fire? Mrs. Lovett: Only where it sat Sweeney Todd: Haven’t you got poet or something like that? Mrs... Anyway.. they don’t commit sins of the ___________ . you see. Lovett: Well. it has to be __________ . of course. if you’re British and loyal you might enjoy __________ marine. since no one should ______________ _____ twice! Sweeney Todd: Anything that’s ___________? Mrs. Lovett: No. sir. Lovett: Order something else. to follow. Mrs. the trouble with poet is how do you know it’s _________________? Try the priest! Lawyer’s rather nice Sweeney Todd: If it’s for a price Mrs. It’s green! Sweeney Todd: The history of the world. have a little priest Sweeney Todd: Is it really good? Mrs. it’s too good.And who are we to deny it in here? What is that? Mrs. Mrs. though. more like vicar! Mrs.

the _____________ is really. my love Sweeney Todd: We’ll not __________________ great from small. so there should be plenty of flavors! Sweeney Todd: How _________________ for once to know Both: That those above will serve those down below! Sweeney Todd: "What is that?" Mrs. yes.. well. Lovett: It’s fop. too ______________ and too mealy! Mrs. Lovett: __________-___________ and low. Lovett: We’ll serve anyone Both: And to anyone At all! . Lovett: Then actor. it’s served with a doily. fried.. my pet! Mrs. Lovett: Try the friar. meaning anyone Mrs. Lovett: Yes. you never know if it’s going to run! Mrs. my love! Sweeney Todd: We’ll take the customers that we can get! Mrs. Or we have some shepherd’s pie ________________ with actual _________________ on top! And I’ve just begun. no. I know. it’s ________! Sweeney Todd: No. Here’s the politician. _____________ in the shop. I’ll come again when you have judge on the menu! Sweeney Todd: Have _________________ towards the world. it’s _______________________! Sweeney Todd: Yes and always arrives ___________________. so _________. we’ll serve anyone. Lovett: Everybody shaves.Sweeney Todd: Is those below serving those up above! Mrs. have one! Sweeney Todd: Put it on a _________.