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Funny, Flattering, Cheesy Pick Up Lines: I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes. Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happens once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you. You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT! You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet. Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Shazaam!" Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn't hear you say "happily". You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. Did you fart, cause you blew me away. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you! Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get. Is your name "swiffer"? 'Cause you just swept me off my feet. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! Baby, call me Mr. Flintstone I can make your Bedrock! Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. [Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!" Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. You know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my case. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to. You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'. You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb. Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better? Let's make like a fabric softener and 'Snuggle I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me. Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get "love" and "lust" mixed up.

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines.'? (hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk? Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on! Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness. Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you. Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off! Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water! You're so hot you would make the devil sweat. Excuse me.....Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you... Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit! There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on! Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

Do you bleach your teeth? 'Cause your smile lights up the entire room like a candle in the dark. Let's go prove it. Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart! Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire. Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole. If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created. My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money? Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes. This isn't a beer belly, It's a fuel tank for a love machine. if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips) Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell. You're hotter than donut grease. Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox. If you were a steak you would be well done. Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back

Biology/Chemistry Pick Up Lines

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. You're so hot, you denature my proteins. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state? You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation. You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential. Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body. I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers. If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode! We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA. You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway. Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel? Hey baby, why dont you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand. Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack! Do you want to extract some protein from my column? According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond? If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough? We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you! I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you. Youre so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. Youre like telophase, I admire your cleavage. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters? Hey baby, want to form a zygote? Its a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause Im going to make you sweat If I were a Shwann cell, Id squeeze 6round your axon and give you a fast action potential. (good old neuroscience) Want to be my substrate/enzyme? If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm? If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.

Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through. I want to stick to u like glue-cose. Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria! Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do? I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid. Right now were just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA. I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.