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Sardar to friend: my grandpa know date and time of his death. Friend: how?

Sardar: judge told him. "A True Thought..!" "When u are up in ur life ur friends know who u r" & "when u r down in ur life u know who ur friends r". YOU kNow wAts d bEst tHInG iN oUr frNdshIp... . ...itS d fIrst wOrd oF tHiS msG! "Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Swamy Vivekananda "We should learn 2 love our enemy" -Gandhi INCREDIBLE LOVE TEST:Just Type LOVE<space>ur name, <space>ur partners name & sen d it to.. . To ur father's number. He'll tell ur future! Friends r like crayons, dey colour our lives. I may not b ur favourite color but hope u'll need me sumwhere 2 complete ur picture... Mäkìñg èvèryöñè häppy ìñ thè wör£d ì$ ìmpö$ìb£è... Ät£èä$t mäkè fèw of them häppy whö ì$ bèìñg wìth ü, by yöür £övè, Çärè äñd $wèét $mì£è... Frndshp is Not HISTORY to forget Not MATHS to calculate Not LANGUAGE to translate Its only d chemistry dat reacts btwn hearts... Pain of mising frnds isn't their absence, but itz wen u thìnk of d gud times u hv shard n' u ask urself "wil dos moments ever hapen again".....and ur mind tel u silently-NEVER! Mobiles are irritating.. Daily charging.. Monthly recharging.. Annoying beeps.. Low network.. But One thing I like about it.. . it connects U & ME.. Makane engg.colgil cherkkan vanna achan securityodu: Ivide padichal joli kittumo? Security: Sure..njan ivideyalle padichathu... :o The world's most happiest friends never have the same characters... they just have the best understanding of their

differences.... Pls remind me to remind u abt reminding me to send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that I AM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. B-egin ur day with L-ov in ur heart E-xpect blessings S-hare goodness S-hine like the sun I-nspire someöne N-ever 4get dat G-od is with u Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one;Let everybody luv u but u luv one... Mosquito: Can I go to the theatre? Mom: Yes, but beware of the applause. No balance plz call me urgent. . Sender: Osama Binladen. +9616000560 Pass this sms to ur frds & c how many fools didnt read it fully. Avalumayi ninnapo pettenu light poyi Vetilanenki arumilla fresh ayirunu aval,Enikanenki chankidipu koodi Adyamayta njan"AVALU" thinnunath, athum sarkara Ellathe. A good friend in our life is like the importance of our heartbeats. Though they are not visible,it silently support our life Ishtapettathu kittanamenkil, ishtam pole kashttapedanam.. kashttapedaan ishttamillenkil, ishttapettathu nashttapedum.. Remember me as a dried flower b/w Your notebook.They might not bear any fragnanc e , but they will always be enriched with memories.....!! Løve the hèàrt that hürtz Ü. .. .. .. But never hùrt the héart thät løvez Ü.. "The Value of a relation is not how much one feels happy with someone, but it is the emptyness that one feels without someone" Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv

to all but heart to one;Let everybody luv u but u luv one... Stärs ärè sèèn tögèthèr, yèt they ärè sö fär äpärt... Trüè friènds mäy nöt speak èvèrydäy, büt rèmèmbèr thèy r älwäys linkèd hèärt tö heärt. You are beatiful You looks so cute. Try for a career in modeling or try Bolly wo od. For more jokes, sms jokes to"*********" Normal charges apply. Ormakal koodu koottiya manasinte thalirchillayil niramulla orayiram ormakalumayi . . . . OLAKKA!! Poyi kidannurangeda. Time would make us 2 4get some persons.But ther would b some persons who would m akes us 2 4get time. They r best of best friends. Yawn: It's the only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth. How do you know the ocean is friendly? -It waves. arinjo, Gud News!! TODAY NIGHT all india BSNL 2 BSNL AIRTEL 2 AIRTEL Vodafone to Vodafone. Idea 2 IdeaU can make Free miss calls! oru miss call enkilum adikku.. ur sms Is mY gulabjamun, ur miss call is my rasmalai, ur call is my rasgulla, so, always keEp MY SWEET DISH BOX FULL so i m waiting foR the SWEETS... V nvr knw, Y V lke sum ppl mor thn othrs.. Y v luv sum ppl witht reson.. Y v feel hapy abt meetng dem... bt genuinely hapines is al abt hvng such ppl in life... ''Care and love, should be in your heart not in your words''. ''Anger should be in your words not in your heart''. She's the kind of girl who doesn't care for a man's company-unless he owns it. Return of DEADLY CHALI

SARDARinu shirt iron cheyanam,no current Enthu cheyyum? . Iron boxinte achane theri vilichu..iron box choodaayi..appo shirt thechu... "Old friends are gold.! New friends are diamond! If u get diamond dont forget the gold, bcz To hold a diamond in a ring you need a base of gold.! Happiness always looks small,if u hold it in ur hands... But wen u learn 2 share it, u wil realize how big & precious it is... Be happY always... Teacher:-What is common between KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI& JESUS? SARDAR replied."ALL ARE born ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS. Hurt a true heart as many times as u want, it won't stop loving u. But if u cheat a true heart, it won't hurt or hate u, but it won't dare 2love u again.. Life has so much to teach us, Once a famoz dutch poet sang "Milanstted cin olyuremu upswebo mx jokialu kimbe tryicened uglo :o Ho entha alle... Really touching Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age When asked what forgiveness is, a little girl gave this beautiful answer: Forgiveness is the sweet scent that a fl ower gives when it is being crushed'' If u r not busy Pls press down . . . . . If u r not busy press up.. The most widely used language in bangalore.. english? tamil? kannada? guess? .

.... This is formally announce that I have started accepting NEW YEAR gifts in CASH.2nd prize life ti me friendship 3rd prize free stay in my heart...AND DATS ENOUGH 4 ME. ...its C...Its True.Even i Didn't Get anything! .!! Beedi KumaraN >> CHRISTmas is a wonderful "DAY" "2Pray" "2Love" "2Care" "2Smile" "2Relax" änd "2Thänk GOD" 4äll He gives to us.C++. Except a SMILE On Ur Face.1st Prize lots of love. Fwd Dis Msg tO 5 Ppl &. Happy CHRISTmas. Keep messaging me 2 win exciting prizes.. CHEQUES & CHOCOLATES etc.Its wOrkiNg.Offer valid til i die.Java.. Avoid last day rush send now. H?aga pog?a dyga Jang? jo?g? g?nga T??g? manga wanga M?? u?g? n? . U wil Get nOthiNg. I'm on a mission Mison1: 2 4get u Mison2: nvr talk 2 u Mison3: 2 break our friendship Gues my mison's name? MISSION IMPOSSIBLE.

2 avoid side effects..... a soldir & protct lives...ethr?. You learn to love someone when u find what makes them smile. Madyam aarogyathinu haanikaram..oru page chodhichu aval oru book thannu....The stars will spread across the sky to say "HAPPY CHRISTMAS" Give 1000 chances to ur enemy to become ur frnd.? . Golden quote by Abraham Lincon: "If friendship is ur weakest point. Congratulations! Sathya prathinja kazhinju. U cn b a doctr & sav livz.. ADDITIONAL SHEETS PLEASE.." Oru poo chodhichu aval oru chedi thannu. One sardar ate a tablet by cutting two edges.JIglo .? .. & screw up ur own Life. until u know what makes them cry. Doore ninnum ninte shabdham kettu .. ( (é( ) __. Marichu Kazhinju dhaivam ellavarodum avaravarude Papamgal Paperil ezhuthan paran gjapol. but u can never tru ly love someone.then u r the strongest person in the world.. Another sardar ate the 2edges only. Why. ( (é (é__.. bt. (é __. Ini nee aadivaasikalude MOOPPAN.. Y play wit othrs Lives? Simply b an Engg.. avasanamayi oru umma chodhichappol umma maathramalla avalude uppayum vannu.but dont give a single chance t o ur frnd to become ur enemy.N'joy Fools read my sms! Monkies delete my sms! Donkies save my sms! Mad people edit my sms! Beggers send it me again! Ini enthenkilum cheyyu. As u look up the sky u will feel my christmas wishes wrapped in its gentle light . Why. ( ( ) - . a lawyr & defnd lives..

yEsterday remains & ÄS long as we have hope..sir... Forest school attendance edukkal...sir.(é __.sir elephant... Tiger.. monkey.. ( (é ( ) . But.. monkey ....Avanu Paniyanu" Teacher: "Idaaraa Samsarikkunnathu?" Kutti: "Ente Achanaa" Thought for lifetime: Failure should never go to Heart! & Success should never go to Head! Be simple!! Think positive!! In Ramayanam: Ravanan has 20 eyes but he look only 1 girl thats Seedha.1000 in the other.... ( (é ( ) __. tomorrow await$. [try 2 aquire it].. You have only 2 eyes but u look daily 200 girls. Not BecAuse They R AlwAy s RIGHT Bt BcAuse They HAve More Experiences of "Being WRONG" Teacher-If you had Rs. Yaksha asked: What is the best wealth? Yudhishtira replied: Moral knowledge is t he best wealth.Ente Mon Innu School'il Varilla. Think urself who is the real RAVANAN. love but her. & love her forever..... -Robert Burns . what would u t hink? Stud-Ye pant kiski hai? But to see her was to love her."Keeping someone in our smile is very easy.... monkey.I MISS ü A$ long a$ we have memories. message vaayichirikathe attendance parayado A nice thought: AlwAys Listen To Your Elder's Advice. So "RESPECT" the smile which "CARES" FOR U LKG Kutti phone'il: "Helo... . to be in someone's smile is very difficult.. lion.__. ( ( ) . ( ( ) (é __....1000 in this pocket & Rs.

. Ipol vedhanayundo? .. Alla nee enthina MONGIYATHU?? Para. So. Valiya thenga aayiruno? . Æe£i £Ißyæ ßæÆ? ?¥¤_£æ ìæeiß ø£Iß æIÆß øß棥? Entha nokunne? Jackie chan ayacha messaga. smile is a source to win hearts.+""+. Lokam kayyilothukkam ennuparanju RELIANCE Tholpichu Eni chanduvine tholpikkan aavilla makkale chandu MOBILE vittu.!!! . Ninodu kulikkan paranju. + "+.+""+. + "+.+""+.He is increasing ur Pat ience..+""+.b fearless & face d challenge. "+. incoming free ennu paranhu BPL tholpichu..If God answers ur Prayer. outgoing 10ps mathi ennu paranhu IDEA tholpichu.u wil succeed in ur life Monganiruna pattiyude thalayil thenga veenenu ketu . A gud plan of today is better than A gr8 plan of Tomoro.. "No one wil manufacture a lock widout a key" Similarly. China vare n aarunnundennu.+""+...If doesnt answer.God wont giv problems widout solutions. "+U . .+ friend goodnight Chanduvine palarum tholpichittundu ..MY + "+.. How . Smile is a name of livelyhood n smile creates greatness in personality so BRUSH UR TEETH DAILY.He knows you can handle it perfectly. + Dear + "+ "+" +" "+. puthiya conection tharamennu paranhu BSNL tholpichu. Luk backward with satis faction and look forward with confidence..R . ..he increases ur faith.! Palavattam. Smile is a language of love.+""+.+""+.If delays.

ithil onnumilla. AN IRON BOX.because past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back our lost things. Good friends care 4 each other.< ?? '?? ?:' reams! Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt only U. Dream is the thing which does not let u s leep.. U wait & U don compromise that is success Accept my simple gift of "GUD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS" wraped with 'LOVE' tied with 'CARE' and sealed with 'PRAYER' to keep you 'SAFE' and 'HAPPY' FOREVER. U want but U comp romise that is life & U want. A kind kiss is on d head A swt kiss is on d cheeks A passionate on lips A romantic on neck but seriously the HOTTEST kiss is on.i wish u months dat fly riding on a crest ofd ni8.. but a few moments sp ent with someone who really loves you give meaning to your life. ..Just see what u have now.Have a wonderful dream.. .z Life spent with someone for a life time may be meaningless.A P J Kalam.y.. GOOD ??¡:. . Oru upakaram cheyyamo.. .. now iam thinking of V. ." . .Gud nyt "Do not count what u have lost.x. Tonight i will definitly think about w.. .. . "The Dream is not what u see in sleep.. And true fr iends stay forever beyond words. U want & U get that is luck. '??("*") ??'!I¡:?? 'v" ?? '!?? ight SWEET §/l§ ::.. . U want & U wait that is patience. Close friends understand each other.i wish u nyts dat shimmer in si lver leaving u asking 4 more. beyond time. ee msg onnu delete cheyumo.. Dreams are the tiny se eds from which beautiful tomorrows grow.When u find a dream inside ur heart dont ever let it go . I wish u days dat r sunier than wat u've knwn b4. >''.

I just can't imagine. SPIN GENTLY. Good night. which never allows us Forget each other..a friend like u can never replace.. Heart.Because when the y break they dont make noise. . .COZ MY SWEET FRIEND IS GOING TO SLEEP. If i could pull down the rainbow on earth I would write Ur name on it and put it back on sky to show people how colourful is my life with a friend like U... Staying far nvr breaks relation. Time is like a RIVER. Promise.deep in m y heart u will always stay freshly remembered everyday.. Having a FRIEND so SINCERE so CARING so SWEET so TRUE is a TREASURE is a MIRACLE is a BLESS is a GIFT So. Tears r more precious dan smiles. even strangers.. please give me A A K A KI A KIS A KISS A KISS* A KISS** A KISSAN JAM bottle Of Rs. I may not be your favourite colo r. Be a smile 2 all faces....!! Be a flower 2 all gardens.50/Never break 4 things in life. Relation. U can't step on the same water twice bcz the glow that has passed will never pas s u again. But its the link between hearts.. Be a waterfall 2 all mountains & the most important.. Friends are like crayons.. HI MOON. but hpe you will need me somwher to complete your picture.bcos V can smile at anybdy..22.. if you dont feel bad. but pains a lot. A loving memory of ur smiling face.....HELLO WIND.They colour our lives..DIM UR LIGHT.good night. staying near never builds relation..HELLO EARTH. How Lucky I AM having U. SO ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF UR LIFE. bt tears r shed only 4 those whom v cant afford 2 lose in life.If you dont mind. Trust...BLOW SOFT. ...

So when someon e spends it for u.i wish u yrs dat me rrily rol by.. Oru Good night Parayan Ethra Neram"Q" nilkkanam.treated by Portugese doctor with Brazilian medicine. He Bgan 2 Leav.gu ecstasy..Bio weapon Science He Cam.Again this is read by an INDIAN WHO LOOKS LIKE AFRICAN TRIBAL WITH MONGOLIAN SMILE.B. I Kpt Lukin At Him.but tr ue.Bomb Engineering M. What are the Students studying in Pakistan? BE.! Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Oh..Career in Alqueda & Taliban MTech. "Tears r d silent language of "LOVE" when the tears come with reason means u got some problem.. He Smild. sardr:how r u ? Chineseman(wakesup &cried):"chang chu cheng ping jong chi. Yet I Kpt Quiet. Den i Shoutd. Because an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian paparaz i on Japaneese bikes. 'TIME' is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost.Member of Bomb Blasting Society IIT..B.but this is for sure that i will be always be ur friend.Missile Science Bsc. ?? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ?? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? Onnum manasilayilla alle? Aru chodichalum GAFOOR KA ?? ?? ?? ? ? ?? Onnum pedikkanda DOSTH ennu paranja mathi..International Institute of Terrorism CAT."!!! U can never find a perfect friend in me. becoz what makes me human is my imperfe ction. Sir Attendance!! ."afte ..and ur life be the truth of a sweet fantasy. Sardar visitd a chinese frnd in hosptal.. He Bgan 2 spk...S.but when tears come without any reason means u r mising SOMEONE.Learning Licence of Bomb blasting Msc.not perfect.. it defines the depth of care they have 4 you!! . "BE A GOOD BROTHER TO ALL BEAUTIFUL GIRLS.-? What is Globalisation? DIANA'S DEATH.. I Din Listen. This s ms is sent by an Indian genius on a Finland phone smuggled by a Pakistani via Ne pal.Masters in Terror Technology LLB..

? Turn ur mobile upside down & read it again. Frndship is Not HISTORY to forget Not MATHS to calculate Not LANGUAGE to translate Its only d chemistry that reacts between hearts.."Oxygen tubil chavittinil kathe maari nilkadaa.. Fact of Life:If a gal cries. Some commands usd in that Save-rakshikkoo save as-angane rakshikku save all-ellarem rakshikku paste-ottikkoo run-odoo cut-vettoo search-thappoo new-puthan help-sahayikkoo exit-purathu podey open-thurakkadey tools-aayudhangal recycle bin-kuppathotti...........ONLY A GIRL... Sardr visited chinese teacher &translated his dialog. "A fool can ask more number of questions than that a wise man is able to answer" No wonder why we remain speechless during the "VIVA"!!. "A GIRL" . Great results markets silent streets empty the police at rest ALL mobile companies in loss NO SMS NO flowers NO valentine's NO candles NO perfumes NO travelling . Chanjadi aadi urangu nee.r dialog he fel on bed & died.. Just imagine life without GIRLS. Sardr thinks dat dialog s his "last desire"..cherinjadi adi urangu nee..der is only a reason.der may b 1000 reasons.. CONFUSED.....!! Malayalam version of windowsXP launchd as JANALUKAL XP... _!_ H 6 ! N p o o 6 6 N ! l ! W S d 3 3 >l . But if a boy cries..chanju cherinju malarnu kam izhnnu engane engilum onnu urangi pandaradangu....

%-) Njan povukaya. mandippenne oru thenga thirikkanano ithra prayasam. lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place. TIME MATTERS. abodhavasthayilaya kuruviye bIkukara n koottiladachu. Jail. A 19 year boy need money 4 urgent case. Teacher asked him "I have 4 apples. Fwd to all Plz dial the no and u will have a magic +41445804650 . AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE.salesman wonde red& askd curtaincloth 4 a comptr? Sardar:I installed windows in my comptr! Oru bike. Please pass this sms. bodham vanna kuruvi "Thalle JAILA. Ayodhya! TT: Come. Just hold on & let time pass by God give chance 2 everyone.. Bin laden's son was studying in an American school.. Sardar went 2textile shop& said I want a curtaincloth4 my computr. Nazeer: ha...care 4 them lifelong.ha. kurachu divasam koodi kazhinjal ennennekumayi vida parayum.. When flood goes down ants eat fishes. Wen flood comes Fish eat ants.daivame bikukaran chatho? In a train. parannuvanna oru kuruviye idichu.. So plz plz recharge and 4wad t o all.No charm on bed ALL THE boys direct to Heaven. Please recharge with Rs-10 to the no-*** *******. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place.. Company agreed 2 give Rs-6.. Onnu chodichotte? . How can i divide among 5 children?" He answered : "KILL one CHILD" Those who make U smile. ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. Those who make U cry.tolerate them with smile But those who make u smile with tears in eyes..50 for every recharge. . If tym Slips away Witout an sms Frm me U dnt hv 2 wory Abt our frndshp Coz feeli ns Byond words Vl always Keep me R O A you U D N Hav a nice evng Sheela Nazeerinodu: inganathe varthamanam paranjal engane thengathirikkum.Thank Them.

..and taking the quasical differentiation in the time-space plane (limit : time t -> 0 at infinite relative distance)... That's d commitment of true relation. >> Life is difficult Full of troubles..! By performing the integral of the inter-planetary displacements over the total l imits of the universe.. Good friends are like a pair of scissors joint together often moving in opposite direction... Bcoz it simply does nt end.) V will 1 day qualify 2 do anythin wid knowing nothin. If feelings r true from heart... Yet punishing whoever comes in between. Then Frnds r always Frnds 4ever. Birds dat live besides a lake wil fly away wen d lake dries up.thats Truth of life! Friendship is nt loving a perfect friend... "aarum kandilla" Distance nvr separates any relat'n. Clasrooms r just like trains! 1st two benchs r executive coaches(only vip sit thr) middle two r general compartment n last two r sleeper coaches. sorrows.. 4 to NEHA & 3 to TINA den wat wil U hv Now? Shami: 3 New Galfrndz!!.. pains. (.it does nt hav a happy end.on the lonely white path with d . But d lotus dat grows in d same lake wil die with d lake.I have arrived at this conclusion: Today is sunday Gud morning :o A for Apple B for Big apple C 4 Cheriya apple D 4 Double apple E 4 Eniyoru apple F for First paranjille aa apple! By LKG Gundas. But if U fall down Just stand up Be confident & Say . Be Proud 2 be an EN GINEER!! 1day wud come wen u wud walk thru the large gate. people'll remember only the ones we missed.Time nvr builds any relat'n.... Being a good prsn is like being a goal keeper-no matter how many goals we save . and by astronomical observation of the radiation frequency (taking static square plane on earth surface as reference) of emissions from the sun and Alpha Centauri.Ishtamayirunno enne? By *2009* (for end of december only) Teachr: If U hv 12 Chocolates & u giv 5 to SONAL.but loving a friend perfectly. ......

.hearts broken.Ninakku aa "Beedi"ye kandu padichudey ? .but loving a friend perfectly.. Among them he made 1 sweetest heart. Feel better when somebody loves u.. 2.BlockLine (????) 5.Pu!w hw u! q shemle ll!m n pue hldaap os noh ss!w l. .Aaroda Phonil ithreyum samsarikunath ?...... PP too >> Friendship is silent gift of nature..ry leaves dancing in air. only memories wud b there with you. just years before.. .." "Less words more understanding.Enthina ingane karangi nadakkunath ?.it does nt hav a happy end. away from the place where once love was made..UncleWar (????????) 2..Ninakku enthina ippo kashu ?.RunningArmy (????????) 4.. Adhu ninte alla." "More close more warm.. Help INDIA to make UNITY & Fight against Terrorism.... 3. In this world God made few sweet hearts. Bcoz it simply does nt end..tears spilled..smiles shared.. Friendship is nt loving a perfect friend.EyeDadySon (?????????????) 3." "More deep more clear... ...." Jayan SuperHit Movies on HBO1. But feel best when somebody never forgets u. 5... enteya!! Who is Hindu? Who is Muslim? There is ALI in DiwALI & RAM in RAMzan. "Confusion??? Turn ur phone up side down 2 read..Entha late aayath ?....StickShaking (?????????)....then wen u step into ur lonely classro om with time 2 spare.. Send to all Indians . really interesting.Passing out..u wud realize that HEAV EN WAS HERE. Enjoy COLLEGE LIFE. Among them he made some sweeter hearts.trees swaying in the breeze. Feel good when somebody miss you. 4..! You get really angry when your parents ask these 5 questions 1....u w ud feel the essence of unknown emotions. "More old more strong.

. FRIEND <---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? Hey see: That is the power of friendship.i am your enemy. 10. LOVE <----? LOVE <---? LOVE <---? LOVE<---? LOV<---? LO<---? L<---? <---? .. A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A . 1st tell me.Jai Hind.. Send this to al & see wat number they put for u! 1-U r nothing to me 2-U r a cute cute friend 3-U r my frnd but i wish v were more close 4-I like u very much 5-I wana b ur close frnd 6-I care 4 u 7-I would luv 2 b ur fan 8-I love u 9-I want 2 be in ur life forever.

Its a link between hearts which never allow us to forget each other. . But work is in your hands.. The best love quote ever heard: "I will remember her nt as the one who broke my heart. 2) Ithu kettal udan chila mandanmar onnu try cheyum... wen v CRY. continue ur work. R u free now? Whn u get time call me. wen v DREAM...A A A A A A A AAAAchi.. A boy wrote Luv letter wid BLOOD 2 a Medical girl & said Khat ka jawab Zarur dena. Press down . 3) Pinne chirikkum. Sardar Ang rily askd The Bus Driver"Ninacku chavan ente cycle mathrame kittiyullo. I need 2 talk 2 u abt somthng personal . ... . Hey see this magic. Shall v both buy it. . Sardar is Driving his Bicycle Fastly. Suddenly A Bus Came Opp To Him. Arabian sea is 4 sale.?" Share a heart which never breaks. sorry for disturbance..? "Luck is not in your hands. Have a smile which never hurts. . . wen v MISS someone ? bcoz d most BEAUTIFUL t hings in life r not seen but felt by d HEART.. ... Sugar-120 Staying far never breaks relation staying near never builds relation. Girl replied: Blood group B+ Haemoglobin 8gm. bt as the one who taught me how to live with a broken heart......." Lokathile 3 sathyangal: 1) Navu kondu muzhuvan pallum thodan pattilla." "Your work can make luck But Luck can't make your work.. Why do v close our EYES ? wen v PRAY. ." Do the best. Maintain a Friendship which never ends. Give a touch w hich never pains.

Oh sory it was u?? You go back & sleep.. Kazhutha. That wil be beter 4 d nation....N. Delete all ur sorrows..then v begin 2 realise hw Powrfl our Memory is!! Six Things know abt U... Thatz friendship. Save some joy. Pothu pole valarnnu. 5. ... Be joyous & Be happy 4 ever. Leave the pain... . Generaly v believe our Memory is Weak But somtimes wen v want 2 forget some1 who m v Loved n needed a lot.. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. 6.U. take care.. Log on some memories.I Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. .A. .! Get up all u lazy people n do somethin 4 d nation. Ipolum magic kananirikua.... You are a special person with a wonderful Heart. enough !! Only 1 joke per day. Have a nice day.N..N. Shut down ur eyes. Think of joy. 8-> Keep the smile. Marvellous Affectionate Noble Noughty Unique Natural Nice & Inteligent . leave the tear. So have a silent smile always!! In KBC-2 Shahrukh asked me the final question "Who is the biggest fool in the wo rld?". Download some dreams. Hold the laugh.. 2...! 1.N. Really you are. I dropped 2 crores but didn't tell your name. forget the fear. 3. In shortly You are a M. 4.

.. university pe hai vishwaas.. Stdnt: sir. "GUD NI8" What is the difference between Problem. but u'll always be special to me. . B=C. But wen u learn 2 share i t.. U LOVE UR DAUGHTER..I I "-O-'""""'O"O"--" Lorry ayakkunnu. Teacher 2 a studnt"A=B. but not out of my mind.!! GoodDay.Have a nice sleep. . Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands. U may be out of my reach..u wil realize how big & precious it is. No one ever won a game of Chess by betting only on each forward moves. 1Boy lov 2girls = Talent.. hum honge all pass ek din.--I"""""""""""'"I / . what? Onnu parayu. In In In In In Urdu 'Zharas badhloon' Jappaneese 'pnuso fhzari' Chineese ' nikmdo miagusi ' French 'wasisde le mphie' Malayalam 'Onnu nannayikkode?' Dog likes BONE Elephant likes BANANA Ant likes SUGAR cow likes PINNAKKU & kazhutha likes .! U may be out of my sight. but not out of my heart. OOOOH likthe hai bakwaas. Sometimes you hav to move backward to get a better step foward. hum honge all pass ek din... sms undenkil kayattividuka. . So A=C. I LOVE U. 2girls lov 1boy = Luck.. SO I LOVE UR DAUGHTER. Hum honge all pass.. 2Boys lov 1 girl =Problem.. . Talent & Luck.. Ninaku entha ishtam? .. SUPPLI ANTHEM. hum honge all pass. Be happY always." Now tell me an exampl just like dat. I may mean nothing to u.

Each day i meet sum1 new. I was smiling silently thinking of U.The world is full of people it s true.. Q. . I Just Came To Say "Good night" . . Sample ques. Ini nammalayit wish cheythilannu venda Dey appi oru polappan "kood night" Ketodey! A very nice msg frm my collection.yet no 1ever equals as friend likes u._. neram irutti keta. or even 29%confused Don't wory.. loving without intentions.Normal heart ECG _. College Student's 1.but never find another u..ECG when semester xams r goin on _/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l . i'l b bside u my FRIEND GUD NEWS Engg Xam ll now b only objectv type . 2. . My Name Is "moon".. caring without expectations.. & when results r announced ____________ I Called You 5 Time But The Line Is Busy..-. praying without selfishness is the sign of true relations.-..0 ." Speaking without egos. Wats d soln of 2+2=? a)4 b)four c)IV d)4.. Whenevr U feel 97% Lonely 47% Bored 32% angry 96% sad.._/l_. So Please Come Outside. Just put those numbrs 2gthr n make a call. Iam Standing Outside Your Home._/.. Moral: Engg is Still tough.-.Thalle."Two of my friends were arguing as who is dea r to me.._/.

Oru Yugam njan, Thapasirunnu, Onnu kanuvan.. . "1" . Kannu niraye Kandallo.Ini kandilla, kettilla ennu parayaruthu. Njan innale oru swapnam kandu. Njanum neeyum mathram oru gardanilude odunnu. Nja n munpilum nee purakilum. Backgroundil vodaphoninte musicum. ;-( This post has been edited by Beedi KumaraN: 14 September 2009 - 03:58 PM Love punchapaadam Posted Image www.PunchaPaadam.com PP Facebook 0 + Report Icon Report 2 Pages + 1 2 ? Start New Topic Add Reply Add Reply Other Replies To This Topic #2 User is offline Nokkukutti Add as Friend PM this member Group: TOP Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: 23-December 08 Reputation: 1 Neutral Posted 14 September 2009 - 04:01 PM thanks beedi kumaran... too good "mridu evide undo avide sneham undu" mridu 0 Report Icon Report crazy mridu

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Nice sleep dat v get on d day jst b4 d xams... D hapines in comng 2clas on a strike... Msgs send in clas... Chits v pass... Eyes searchng 4a gud girl... D dedicatn 4arangng a velamadi party... Al dis... Hapines&sorrows... These colurful days vil nt come back... bt vil bring a tear n joy wen v thnk abt it!.. HAPPY FINAL YEAR... Tension hapens in brain & love is felt in heart. Den Y do people get heart atack wen dey r in tension? & Y people get mad wen they in luv? Think. . . . . . . . . '¤ ¤ ° ¤ ¤' . :¤***°+*+°***¤: : ¤**°++@++°**¤: :¤***°+*+°***¤: ' .¤ ¤ ° ¤ ¤. ' ' ' ' ' ' ' HPY ONM Never Blame a day in ur life . good days give u happiness . Bad day gives u expe rience . Both are essential in life! all are god's blessings! have a nice day. Our friendship has become our "HABIT". Even if u take out H, 'a bit' remains. Ta ke out A, still 'bit' remains.Finally take out B,still 'it' remains!! Gud ni8:-) Sun is switched off.star is switched on.blue sky goes out.black sky comes in.SO A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT IS WAITING 4 U.ENJOY IT. GOOD NIGHT 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car srdr1- what wil u do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Srdr2- dont worry. I have one more Paathirakkili... Varu Palkadal kili... "ONAM"ayithaa... "THIRUVONAM"ayithaa... Paadiyaadi Vaa... Pular medirangi Vaa... Poovu nulli Vaa... Malarkaaviloode Vaa... Aaghoshikku ee "ONAM"... Aaswadhikkoo Oro Nimishavum... Oraayiram Onashamsakalode... Malayalimanasukalude snehathinteyum aikyathinteyum pratheekamayi, aiswaryathinte yum samrudhiyudeyum niravumayi, nanma niranja puthan pratheekshakalumayi 'Thiruv onam' veendum vannethi. Hridayam niranja thiruvonashamsakal. . . . "O"rumayute "N"anmayute "A"ghoshathinte "M"alayali yute Swantham "ONAM"

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""" __ """ APPY ___ "" ___ **ONAM** 2 my dr & ur family I asked for 1 flower, u gav me a boque I askd 4 sm water, u gav me a river I askd u a feather, u gav me a peacock . "CHEVI KELKOOLLA ALLE" gud nyt Making a million frenz is nt a miracle, d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a millions r against u. What is 143 ? I Love U No I Hate U No I Miss U No I Wish U No 143 Means: One Hundred & Forty Three.. Silence on lips may avoid many problems. But, smile on lips may solve all the problems. So always have a sweet, silent smile! We smile at someone we like.. We cry at someone who cares us.. We laugh at whom we can enjoy.. And,we fight nd anger with those whom we consider,as our own.. I live by faith not by sight....So whether i c u or not.....Talk 2 u or not.... I know dat u r still d same, a precious frnd worth keepin till d end. Care for the one who shares with you, share with the one who knows you,know the one who misses you, but don't mis the ONE who always REMEMBERS YOU... Give your ear to the thoughts of great people... "You see things and say:why.? But i dream of things that never were,and say: why not?" -bernad shaw "Good looks catch the eyes but Good character catches the heart. U r blessed wit h both".Don't say thanks.It was sent 2 me,i just wanted u 2 read it! Cool...:-) PRINCIPLS OF STUDENT LIF -Luv ur bed,its ur templ

I thn shoutd. Yet i kept quiet.-Relax in d day.. they think i'm addicted 2 msging. But Lion Always Comes ALONE Kai niraye kadavumay.. I kept lukin at her. She began 2 speak. Student: Sir.dat u can do day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng.. dont wish to be s omeone else because u are so wonderful the way you are! ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone. .... ########## # Dn't opn dis # # for 3 days # ########## . When people see me messaging..sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is helthy So leav it 4 d sick people! G'nyt dear. Miss "attendance". But there is On ly One TODAY..!! If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be.. she began 2 leave. G'nyt dear! Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time.. Sheeps Always Come Together. MAVELI. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You GUD NYT "Dont expect yourFRIEND to be a perfect person" But. I may not b ur favourite colour b t hope u ll need me some where to complete ur picture.. it's ur nice relationship that i'm addicted 2. Muttam niraye palisakkarumay Keesayil kallukudikkan polum cash illatha samayathavan veendumethi. Advanced " Happy ONAM ". She smild.. . She saw me. Friends r like crayons they colour our lives. They r wrong bco s they dont know that.. "Help your FRIEND to become a perfect person" Thats true friendship..so dnt tuch em -Dont do somthin 2mrw. I didnt listen & thn...so dat u can sleep at nit -Buks r holy. MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come.

. Anusarana pande illallo... MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. love can travel any long distance and tuch each others heart So it is said The color of love is red Ente Pinnil 100kanakinu Alukal Ore Lekshyathinayi Ore Manasode Aninirannu Nilkuk ayanu.but rem ember they r always linked hèärt 2 hèärt.veendum oru ONAM varavayi. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You Sardargi goes 4an interview 4 a dectectiv post ! Interviewr: Who killed Gandhi? Srdr:Thanks sir ! 4 the job . "HAPPY ONAM" $tärs r sèén 2gether.Ha. ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone.. . Evide Jathiyilla Mathamilla Akeyullathu VEERYAM Mathram.. OK go ahead. Remember I greeted u 1st. sir I'll start investigation 2day.Its just a . Fact!!Ha!Ha! "Of all d colors. . PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE -Luv ur bed. ¤HAPPY¤ ¤ONAM ¤ . Everyone Likes Boiled Egg Bcoz Its Boneless And I Like u Bcoz ur Brainless!! Ha.so dat u can sleep at nite -Books r holy. will never again accept u tomorrow" value the relationship. I m At bevarage shop. Samruthiyudeyum Samadhanathinteyum Aiswaryathinteyum pratheekamayi.yet they r so far apart-like frieñds may not speak everyday. Fact of life: "whom u dont need today.so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw..Ha.dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng. . Manasil orupadu pratheekshayum ayi. of al emotions. But there is Only One TODAY..its ur temple -Relax in d day. ANGELS don't jst C OME DOWN frm heavn & I don't jst SMS any1 unless dey r SPECIAL. Whom u neglect today.sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is healthy So leave it 4 d sick people! LEAVES don't jst FALL frm tree. u will need them tomorrow. CLOUDS don't jst FORM in sky.Felt bad? Cum'on yaar.red travl da most Likewise.

If you miss Sleep.My strongest prayer "our relationship continu 4ever". . I AM SAD.. why should I die. You will be getting an interest ing result. U miss the best part Of Life. . I AM HAPPY..a blanket of c are to warm u all night & a prayer to protect u Untill morning. it was a msg frm u.. Bt i wud rather be ur Moon.."( MATHS MAGIC 13837 x ur age x 73 = ? Just try it. they r the Key 2 Success. So its already LATE.. Just try & forward to UR friends... YOU CRY. WEN useless fools like U R stil alive. . Yesterday I decided 2 commit suicide. Sum reasons make d relationship precious bt only precious relationship r made wi th no reason like FRIENDSHIP.. .so dat i can shine on u during ur darkest hour. U ARE SAD.. athu palliyil poiparanjal mathi..gud nit S M S S M S S M S SMS S M S S M S S M S S-Sweet .. I CRY.. Go to bed Catch Good Sleep... Mistakes r not a Crime!! If U can Rectify them. Gudngt.. My sweetest memory "our meeting"..... Every1 wants 2 be the Sun.. Eg: God Created U!! So What? He. .dat lights up ur life..DREAMS are the best part of life... after I read it I decided 2 live . @ that time I felt my mobile vibrate...My biggest hop e "i will c u soon". U ARE HAPPY. U DIE.. I went near D railway track. wen ur Sun isnt around u. Rectified his Mistake by Creating ME.!! U R really an inspiration 4 me.?? :( I"m sending a pillow of happy thoughts To create wonderful dreams.. GuD NyT ()".. Gud ni8 'n swt dreams..My biggest sadness "de distance".

... frightday.? Seconds of introduction.. new friends appear. Minutes of attraction...But dey Light up d Path and make d Walk Worthwhile. shatterday. Instead it gives u the ones u need.. tearsday. thirstday.. The important thing Is to make it meaningful : a mea ningful friend or a meaningful day. Days of inte raction. moanday. frndz na.. beliv thm nd obey thm. Ya alla. a new day arrives..2teach u . Sum frnds r lk brain. Years of satisfaction makes frndship a strong construction.. Friends are Like Street Lights along d road. Without Love -.. Old friends pass away . wasteday. Gud Mrng..bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" like U. i'll spend 23:55 mins with u. 2hurt u. Mssgng costs: 1997-4Rs 1999-2Rs 2000-1Rs 2005-50ps 2007-10ps 2008-free Pinnentha? oru message ayakkan njan loan eduthu tharano.M-Morning S-Starts now..... " Have a nice day''.. It's just like the days.dayz are "Sadday. so be in Luv everyday. . They dont make d distance any shor ter.. i'll press ur neck. If god gives me 24hrs b4 death. & in d last 5 mins..... Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans. Life doesnt give u d people u want... 2love u & 2 make u exactly d way u should be d best. they wl led u in d rt path..! Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam . Its meAningles in expecting ur pArtner 2 b of ur kind coz you cant hold their ri ght hAnd in your right hAnd to wAlk together...lets go 2gther Gud nite. An old day passes . "YESUVE STHOTHRAM. HALELUYA.Hours of discussion.

But Do the same work. Bt thr r sum othrs who r lik heart. Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg. If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be. bt if u gv thm dat.. But with Egg Biriyani we dont get Chicken. don't wish to be someone else... they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr.. but 2 know who cares enough 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter. Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu. I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes...! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". In future. Hence proved. Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto. Gud nit.Sum r lik eyes.. :o NDTV BREAKING NEWS. bt whn a crisis arose. one takes the heart and other takes its Beats.. How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room? Its Simple . F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry. No Thanks D= Dear just as You. . Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt. Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night. So we conclude that. so senstve nd care needed. LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come. they wl show u nw beauties f lif nd add sum light to it. When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means. in norml u may nt r cgnis their prsnce. Try to find a l f these around u. Friend asked wat R U doin? Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY". Local SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more.

'x' is unknown! God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. It is experiencd along the way.get in.told there s only 1 place." "Adichu ninte shape maattum" .:-) Friends should be like Zero's. Gush nite.. others mus t go 2 hell. when u add they r same. Then u wil know y it jumps..Because you are wonderful the way you are. But still.. Student got shockd.. Crores of formulas made. Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born n stops only whn . 2nd:i am a Doctor. workd4 peace... Heaven door opened. 1st: i am a priest spreaded ur msg 2world.... 3rd: i am an engineering student. Ennee hit naadakangalku sesham Poonjar Navadhara avatharipikunna Naadakam "valicheriyu ninte onaka mobile" 3 people wnt 2 heaven.. A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success. when u subtract they r same. V enter exam hall :D Don't hurt anyone. "Ne aarada thendi.if u find urself in a mess that's impossible 2 resolve.god thinks u can do it! . Millions of theorems derived. So tak e d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day. It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal. A cup of Hellos. Gud Day. Yes. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove? ? ?? ??? U just sit on the s tove and see. God stood at d gate..!. A Plate of Crispy Wishes. when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY.! Happines cant b found at d end of d road... take it as a compliment.. God:do nt say anything my son! U were in hell for 4 years! Now its time 4 rest. Reporter to tin2: "What's the main reason for divorce?" "Marriage!" The biggest mystery of Mathematics: Thousands of years have passed.saved lives. So.. Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely..

M.D : I give you driver job. Starting salary two thousand. Sardar : Oh wow! u r great sir. starting salary is ok. how much is driving salary? MD :?? A Relation is Not How Long We have Been 2gthr... Not How Much We Give Or Take.. Not How Many Times We Talk.. Its All About How We Value Each Other! "Past is experience". "Present is experiment". "Future is expectation". Put ur experience in ur experiment make expectation come true... Wonderful Combinations in this World.. Heart & beats. Night & Moon. Music & Songs. Roses & Love. Fish &Water. My costly message & ur free smile.! "Missing a good friend in life is equal to cheating our life by ourself. So neve r miss good friends at any cost till the end of your life"... I love LOVE... Love is sweetest love is softest love is elixir of life love is one dat pours shower of hope in despair. . Love expands as L-largest, o-overflowing, v-virtue of, e-espirit. :-) Sun Is Upset.. . Moon Is Happy... . Y..? . Bcoz.. . Sun Is Missing U N Moon Is Going 2b Vth U. "Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears."never miss them.." Adyamai kandath ormayundo? . Adymai mindiyath ormayundo? . Adyamai pinaghiyath ormayundo? . " SANTHOSH BRAHMI " Kazhikoo ormakkum budhikum uthamam.

Amason kaattil 3 AANA Vellam kudikkunnu Gujarathil Gir vanathil 2 Simham iraye pidikkunnu . Evide Keralathil Oru "KAZHUTHA" kuthiyirunn SMS Vayikkunnu... 3men travelin in a car,1drank 1peg, 2nd 2 pegs ,3rd 3pegs. Dey met wit an aciden t & only 3rd survived Y?... . Dats Darwin's law:Survival of d FITTEST!! What is Fear? Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams! CHEMICAL JOKE: Al electrons were in a party. Protons attacked them. A Hero saves them! Electrons asked "WHO R U?" Hero said, . "BOND, COVALANT BOND!! . Seven is a great number. Because Seven colours make RAINBOW Seven swara makes MUSIC, Seven days make a WEEK, and seven letters make FRIENDS. Absence can make d heart grow fonder & d urge 2 meet stronger... But too long an absence can fade d memory... Dats y i say keep in touch... There is always a Hope & an End. It depends on u,How u deal with them. U can look at it as a Hopeless End or an Endless Hope. Exam postponed due to CAT. . Tom and jerry cartoon'il tom jerry'ude kai odichu. Athu

kondu jerry'ude exam mattivachu. Success lies not in the result but in the effort. Being the best is NOT at all important, doing the best is all that matters!!! 'If I have eight hours to cut down a tree, I spend six hours to sharpen my axe' -Abraham Lincoln "Plan ur works" ! 'Achieve victory'. Hard work is like a cup of milk. Luck is just like a spoon of sugar. GOD always gives sugar to those who have a cup of milk.. Der is a vry vry tall coconut tree, & ther r 4 animals. King Kong, Ape, Orangutan & a monkey. Dey hav a competition 2 c who is d fastest animal 2 climb up d tree & get d banana. Who do u guess will win? Ur ans wil reflect ur personality.. Scroll down to see d analysis. If ur ans is Orangutan-U r so dull/stupid . Ape-U r Foolish . Monkey-U r an Idiot . King Kong-U r stupid . U Know Y?? . U fool,bcoz a coconut tree doesn't ve banana... Sardar Hotel'il: Ee Flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum? Waiter: 5 Glass kollum Sardar: Ennaal 2katten, 1without, 2with sugar. vegam... G0D Created G00D-Heart, U Got

it.. He Created G00D-Brain, U Got it.. He Created a G00D-Face, U Got it.. He Created a G00DFriend,But this time I Got it! A last ball six, a last bal wkt, a last min goal, a lst min move often wins d game. Dat's y studnts r stll confidnt dat a last hour study can win an exm.. 5 points thät pröve "U r an ENGINEER " 1)Unnecessary talk on phone 2)Plan each day to study but end of the day-"Kal se padka". 3)U hav all the data but u work one day b4 the dead line. 4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwarding this msg to your friends. 5)On each point U smiled,bcoz its true. "Sometimes what you want isn't always what u get, but in the END what u get is s o much BETTER than what u WANTED." Hope u have the best.. Success lies not in the result but in the effort. Being the best is NOT at all important, doing the best is all that matters!!! The worst thing in life is''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts when you lose it.The best thing in life is''LONEL INESS'' because it teaches you everything & when you lose it,you will get everything.. Walkin thro our relationship at times, U may not see me! Dont think i hav left u! . I just choose to walk bhnd u.. so tat i can kick u if u ever 4get me!!! Kalathinte kuthozhukkil maraviyude maaraala pidikkathe...

! Even scribling becomes sacred. This is friendship.Manassil kedaa vilakkayi kaathu sookshikkum njaan ennum nin sauhrudham PRINCIPLS OF STUDNT LIF -Luv ur bed. Dot becomes diamond.son wat r u doin? Sonwriting to my friend... Some memories are always Unwritten.so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw. Father. Odi thalaranna Beeraan:"PANDARAM"!! Sim Card Airtel-nte Anallo Ittathu. my friend also doesnt know how to read... Beeraane Patti Odichu.no .So leave it 4d sick Kumble starts raising his bat on 40 runs! Sachin asks him. Pinnentha Vodafoninte Network Pinnale Varunnathu? Some promises are always Unbroken..do u know how to write? Child. Father. but we know that the sun never forgets to shine..dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel lik studyng. So wat. .sit down n wait til dat feelin goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyng is healthy.. 2 yr old Child was trying to write.so dat u can sleep at nite -Buks r holy. We might not see ea ch other but u always shine in my Heart.. Its not a 50 or100? Kumble replies.! if its through friend...ONLY Engineer can undrstand difficulty of scoring 40.its ur temple -Relax in d day.!! The clouds may cover the sun. Feel the magic of true relation & U will know that Real Feelings are always Unspoken.Just like u.

.. Its also James Bond. Aamir Khan Thank u very much 4 ur choice! The truth finally comes out. terms or conditions. one of them will surely open it! Try dis its really different.. Who is 111? Try. it just need two wonderful people "one who can trust and one who can understand. Kamal hassan 3. .try.. Gandhiji 7.How will u destroy a submarine full of sardars at the bottom of d indian ocean? .... .. 1. KUMARAN(cafeteria) 10.. Good relations dont need any promises.. Hitler 9. Einstein 2. .. Bill gates 6. DiZ Math's tEst can prEdict ur favourite IDOL. Its Simple. APJ 4. in Binary Form! We're Engineers.try it without looking at d answer! Pick 1 fav no from 1 .. Just knock on the door. Super star 8. Add the 2 no n find ur IDOL below. Tom Cruise 5.. Dr. If 007 is James Bond.u'l get a 2 di git no...9 den use dat no x3 n den +3 den x3 again.... A Frnd Is a Person Who Never Thinks Of d Last 3 Letters Of d Word "FRIEND" Select any 1 of d number which will show d reality of our friendship..think different! Rememberence Is d Sweetest Flower In d Garden Of Frndship. .

Newtons Law:Allow the tiger to catch u then u catch the tiger.. 3. !!!!==== I = = = =(::: ) (. (""-.. Reply is must ...'` I send This guitar 2 play a song 4 u.. .___.Einstein's Law : chase the tiger until the tiger become tired then u catch the tiger.Indian Police Method : Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger. MANICHITHRATHAZHU MALABAR VERTION Hamsa : Pathumma ijj ippo Beevathoonu sari bangan ponda. 00-u love me 91-u hate me 93-u care for me 41-u like Me 40-im in ur heart 70-im ur swtst 1 01-im ur life 98-im ur dearfrnd 19-nthng between u n me ~~_~~_~MAY ~_~the~_~~_~ ~_~~_~cold ~_~air~_~bring~_~ ~_~my~_~sweet~_~ ~_~voice~_~~_~ telling u good night..00 91 93 41 40 70 01 98 19 Hey its true coz its taken frm psychology book.-.. 1.-"""-. 2. Hv a sweet & melodious sleep Three ways to catch a tiger. Pathu:Enthappo oalkku sari bengan njammalum poyalu? ..

D guy went abroad 4a mnt h due 2 his work. DA KALLA SUVARE ENTHADA NJAMMAL KOODE POYAL?DA ANNE KONNU. D gal died in an accident.indsainikante kayyil avaseshichirunnatu 1 bullet matram. A boy (Vishal) & gal (Janavi) løved sincerely.Hamsa :annodalley dee paranjathu hamukkey ijju ippo pondanu. The rain may covr d sun. ika njanmmal eppo entha paranjathu. Pathu: Eyy appo njammaley vidoolla lley. so dont tell Jaanu displayd "Jaanu calling". D gal last wish was 2 bury her along wid her mobile. Dey used 2 chat i n mobile 4 hrs. Pandu kargil yudham nadakunna kalam. Bt u alwys shine in my Heart as my Gud Frnd. "Aunty.yudham tudarumbol iru campukalileyum 3 patalakar veetam kolkappedunnu... I want dis 2 b a surprise. He puts t mobile in loud speaker. After a mnth d guy called d girl's mom n said. Jus lik v might nt spk ech othr evryday.. Werevr u go d network follows. But d sun nvr 4gts 2 shine.angine indian cam pil 1 sanikanum pak campil 2 sainikarum matram avaseshikunnu. In order 2 reduce d expenses both got same network sim. CHEE nirthadee Pahachee. ANTE CHORA MUYUKEN K UDICHU NJAMMALU OPPANA Hamsa: Pathu: Hamsa: KALIKKUM. It ws clearly found Jaanu's voice. I'll b coming 2morow.indian campil ake 4 patalakarum pak campil 5 patalakarum matrama nu baaki... OLEKKED MOOD.atu tokinu munnil vachu randu kashmamaki ayal randu pak sainik areyum .pak sainikar indian sainikanu nere kutìchu. Thn thy realized tht t girl was usin g hutch sim. Den dey put d mobile in it n left. Dis is a miracle happened recently at Pune. Thanks 4 wasting 2mins 4 reading dis sms.pakshe ayalude kayil oru kathiyundayirunnu.

vallatha visappu.hotelanennu karuti ayal a barber shopil kayari.? U can b a doctr & sav livz. but y 2 play wid others Life? simply b an Engg.pedichu viranda indian sainikan avide ninnu jeevanum kondodi.totu munpil oru cheriya ketidam.punjab sikim tudangiya stalangalil ethi. & screw up ur own Life.ksheenichavasanaya patalakaran oralchuvatil iru nnu.. a soldir & protct lives.. Check out the new 3D message below. NB: sms frm tintumon of UKG-A to chinjumol of UKG-B aft tintumon's watr botle's adapp was found in chinjumol's ba g! Magic: Think a number from 3 to 9. a lawyr & defnd lives.# correctalle. Multiply that no by 3.-) I'm sory 2say dis.Its al ovr.angine santoshichirike oru truck'l pak senayude putiya sainikar vannira ngi. Don't contct me evr again. .i thot V wer Best frnz. Subtract that no by 12.I likd & trustd u.Don't ask me wat wrong U've dun..V r no mre frnz.kollunnu. . How cud U? :-( .odiyodi ayal jammuvilethi.p inneyumodi. "DDD" .. .. 'ENTUNDU KAZHIKAN' 'CUTINGUM SHAVINGUM' 'RANDUM ORO PLATE PORATE' hahaha. Then close ur eyes . Add 5 to it.I'v had enough. Iruttayirikkum. ..

. Close ur eyes & think about urself ur face ur style ur nature ur looks Now open ur eyes... ''Dream is Not that What U See in Sleep.. .. sleep 4 dreams n wake up 4 aims Excellent Words by Dr. . ammayodu paranjapol amma paranju..Heart cries & whn heart cries it doesnt makes any sound & the person who listen dat unmade sou nd is called a True Frnd.Abdul Kalam. It just need 2wonderful ppl. . Dream requires effortless sleep whereas aim requires sleeples efforts. Dream is The Thing Which Does Not allow you to sleep". And d biggest achievement of lifetears in someone's eyes for u. i feel u. There is only 1 difference btween dream n aim... "Gud Relations dn't need any promises. i c u.. Prarthichitu kidannal mathi..sharing person inside. . chathante shalyam undavillaannu. thatz enough Horror for one day..When emotions play their role.. A smile is the light in ur window that tells others that there is a caring.. It's not u...any terms or condition.. Evry ni8 in my drmz..tears in someone's eyes bcos of u.... The biggest loss in life. ...

! FACTS OF LIFE 1. Hw much u want 2 study s always inversly proportionl 2 d time left 4 d xams.... 3.. they walk beside us everyday. D chances f meetin some1 u knw increases wen u r wit some1 u dont wanna b see n wit. Mistakes are painful when they happen..But years later a collection of mìstakes is called experience. But wen u r in a crowd of friends.It was a great experience knowing u! When sardar experimenting a Cockroach. The Cockroach began moving slowly. remmbr me i am WAITIN 4 u. 2.Still missed & still felt. Still near. trust me i can make u laugh. So he wrote the infer ence: If all the legs of a Cockroach were cut. Wen u dial a wrong no.It's not me. it loses its ability to hear. He continu ed this till all legs were cut.. dats life. unseen&unheard.. but it didnt move. u wil nevr get an engd tone. It's simply WE. wen u can't smile." Engg: Oceanful of syllabus Riverful we study Pondful we understand Bucket ful we remember Mugful we write Handful we practice But-marks come in droplets Those who really luv never go away. remmbr i'm ALONE.Still loved. Then he told it to walk. 4.!! When u r alone. Med & Engg principals argued that their student's are . U dont knw d real value f a person wen he/ she s wit u. He cut 1of its legs and told to walk.

Tech karen. STOP EXAMS! SAVE TREES! Hum! Neeyingane vayanokki nadanno Chunayullavar cheythathu arinjille? Kottayath oru patti 45 pere kadichu.1.. Engineering koi khel nahi. Aa ab B. Input wale output le jayenge.? Their way of Calling your name." Engg collg princy called the student's & told to jump. and the block buster"Maine enginrng kyon kiya!" . Have you ever Thanked your friends for their Smiles. they're the ones that Keep Us Going' So this message goes to All My Friends saying. Kabhi AC kabhi DC. nee onnu kurachu kandal mathiyarunnu.fearless.? 'Small things usually go Unnoticed.? All these are small things but Easiest form to Express Deep Love.They said OK & jumped. Hamara IC aapke pass hai. Venda.the names will beCurrent ho na ho.? Their Taps at your back. Fuse lagaya to darna kya. but in Reality. "THANK YOU SO MUCH for Everything' If engineers start making films. Med princy: "see the guts.Join us 2 sav trees"SAY NO EXAMS"! Forward it 2 all gud studn ts.! Imagine your friends Never doing that anymore could you Bear it. Med collg princy asked his student's to jump into a sea full of sharks .They said "poda pullae" Engg princy : "see the guts!" It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat V use in 1 xam. Engineer no.? Their Hellos. Jaanam supply karo.

.Somtimes pain nd somtimes pleasure..it's too ha rd tu leave. Morning is not only sunrise. When frnds r in d heart... "The Value of a relation is not how much one feels happy with someone.D eye rpld to d heart "feel less bcoz yu w il feel and i wil cry a lot".... Whn ppl hurt u. So U r always rembrd.Sme rltns r lke dis...wen givn by friends.d tear of eye dat wets ur pillow. But Forgetting U is never there in my Life time.but u'll end up smooth n polished.Frndship dsn't occur wit special people. Dey may rub n scratch u painfuly. Time and distance r not important between frnds.. Liking U is my nature.If attain..jus thnk of them as sandpapers. but it is the emptyness t hat one feels without someone" A moment of joy spent under a window. I dnt knw wat i am 2 u. . But people become special after being friends. Heart told to eyes "see less bcz u wil see and i wil suffer a lot".. they remain there 4ever. U can SEE an EXTRA monkey in the MIDDLE!.both r Treasures:..). My frnd.but ur alwys SPECIAL 2 me. Then look into a MIRROR...!! Dat's r real hrt felt rltns.Missing U is my disappointment. Keep 1 MONKEY in ur RIGHT side & Keep 1 MONKEY in ur LEFT side. May this be a very beautiful day for U. while they will end up worn out. A "MAGIC" 4 U.. but a beautiful miracle of God that defeats the darkness & spreads light......Fighting with U is my timepass..It's too hard tu attain.

.DISCOVERY 2. HALELUYA. Sum frnds r lk brain. Finding sweet friend is very difficult! Thank God! that U got ME! My Msgs r Jst Lik "M@@N" @ne Day its Incres @ne Day its Dcreas May b @ne Day its Disappear Bt Nvr"Dies". so senstve nd care needed. Ya alla. Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam .. Eating sweets is tasty. Speaking sweet words is easy. Bt ..... Sum r lik eyes..bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" l ike U.. they wl show u nw beauties f lif nd add sum light to it. But. bt if u gv thm dat.. Great Quote:''Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans.Still i'm watching ur evry moments by 3 diff channels 1.NATIONAL GEOGRAPIC 3..ANIMAL PLANET Thanks 2 media.TRY it!. beliv thm nd obey thm.. "YESUVE STHOTHRAM.1day it wil come Back. they wl led u in d rt path. But fixing thier appointment with GOD is our Responsibility'' -INDIAN ARMY U r so many miles away from me .

Local SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more.! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. So we conclude that. How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room? Its Simple .. they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr. bt whn a crisis arose. No Thanks D= Dear just as You. In future. When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means.. Try to find al f these around u. -$?N NDTV BREAKING NEWS. but 2 know who cares enoug h 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter. Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". Hence proved. Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu. Gudmorng Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg.. Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt. But with Egg Biriyani we dont get Chicken.thr r sum othrs who r lik heart. F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry. in norml u may nt rcgnis their prsnce. . I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes.

.. Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto..:-) Friends should be like Zero's. Nobody knows when they come. It is experiencd along the way.. don't wish to be someone else. It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal. So take d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day.! Happines cant b found at d end of d road. Gush nite. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove? ? ?? . Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born n stops only whn . . If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be. But Do the same work.. LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests.. Gud nit. .. when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY. Because you are wonderful the way you are. V enter exam hall:-) Don't hurt anyone. Gud Day. one takes the heart and other takes its Beats. Friend asked wat R U doin? Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY".. when u subtract they r same. Yes.Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night.!. when u add they r same. .

. Then u wil know y it jumps.. "sHAPPY pONAM" Tension hapens in brain & love is felt in heart. Thottu nakkan acharum. Live this moment with a 'smile'.. Den Y do people get heart atack wen dey r in tension? & Y people get mad wen they in luv? Think. d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a millions r against u.. manasil orupadu pratheekshayumayi.. A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success..??? U just sit on the stove and see... It bring "fears". Good ni8 Frîëñd$ Ärê Lîkê Gräîñ$ öf $äñd Föûñd åñýwhèrê Bût frîêñd$ Lïkê û Äre pêårl$ Í Hävé tö dîvê Ðêêp in thê sêa TÔ FÎÑÐ Û Never think hard about "past". A Plate of Crispy Wishes. Don't think more about 'future'. Girl-hw much u .. Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely. G'mrng dear! Oru full bottilum oru liter sodayum pinne oru chickanum. A cup of Hellos. veendum oru ONAM varavayi... It bring "tears". it bring"cheers" Making a million frenz is nt a miracle...

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :.-) Proud to be an Indian. Bêcäû$ê Êxpêctätîön$ Mäy Hûrt Îf .luv me? Boy-lyk shajahan.. Failure makes u Humble. R u Mail or Femail Answer k liye nechay dekho . Happiness keeps u Sweet. Phelps'ne tolpikanam nale 10 gold koodi venam WANTED:True Frnd. From JOY ALUKKAS JEWELLERY Anju: sandoshamai bobiyeta.I Love U sister. DUTY:Sms to Me regularly. Success keeps u glowing & God keep s u going! Gud Morning >Who's great? +Its u >Who's smart? +Its u >Who's sweet? +Its u >Who's intelligent? +Its u >And Who's joking? +Ofcourse its me! DÔñt Êxpêct Äñythîñg Îñ lîfê.. ELIGIBILITY:Loving & Caring. Bewakoof yahan nahi apne nechay dekho . SALARY:My love PLACEMENT:In my Heart. Trials Make u Strong. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse...Nw waiting 4 ur death.Anju Boby Gorg got Record Gold . Girl-then whn will u build a Taj Mahal? Boy-i've alredy bought a land. Qualification: mobile must. Sorrows keep u Human.

To be forgotten by the one u always remember.it has been 12yrs since tat tragedy struck. Hapy borng clases.P Best feel in life.D spin . Let her soul R.a cute smile dat nvr fades. And opens the door before you knock. A friend is one who forgives you before you say sorry.. The Heart doesnt 4get the special people 4 whom it cares. Frndship means a lovly hrt dat nvr hates.Though daily struggles of life puts us a bit apart. To b remembered by person whom u doesn't expect 2 remember u. Worst feel in life.Bcoz sun is missing U..... . Understands when you say 'I forgot'.smooth touch dat nvr hurts n strong reltnship dat nvr ends. Sun is upset n moon is happy..n moon is gonna b wth U! Dear friends. e chilling incident tat took place 12 yrs b4 was a death.. SILK SMITHA'S death. It rattled through d minds f young n old thrashing them in deep agony.Û Dôñt Êxpêct Êvêry Mömênt Wîll bê a Sûrprîsê Äñd thösê sûrprisês wîll brîng häppînêss wîth it.I. 23/09/08 yesterday. Nice friends r de best part of our memories that time can never erase & when i am blessed with frnds like u my memories r wo rth treasuring..: -). Waits forever when you ask to wait for a minute... U r remembered always. Stays when you say 'Leave me alone'.

.. Canteen pattukal. Escape frm Seminars.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot..I am the answer. I am the answer...gave 7 Apples 2 de girl. Bus stand comedies. Last period galataas..Silent mode mobiles.. Why? Bcz... Over Night study for next day Exam. Engr b4 goingout of station 4 a week... Teacher asks students what they want 2 become in future Raju: Doctr Lalita: Teachr Hemant: Police Tina: Good Mom Ikru: Sir........ Engineers rocks! Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve.. Oneside love. Birthday treats.. an Apple a day keeps doctor away. Not what you desire..i wil help Tina.Well wisher is not who meets U Everyday and talk with U... COLLEGE MEMORIES:. Mass cut for a film.... Friend-family functions..... A doctor & engr lovd d same girl. He is One who May or May not meet U. Sreenivasan: How many kilometers from washington dc 2miyami beach? Laletan:ha!ha!ha..... Waiting 4 Feb 14 shortage of pocket money and attendance . Last minute preparation.. Internal marks problem. Kilometers r kilometers in the se days of degenerating decency of washington dc 2 miyami beac h when diplomacy n supercity become interchangable frm complicated america 2 america.... But always thinking about Ur Happiness.

Those day wil nevr come again.But very few know that . Most of us think dat CLOSE & OPEN r opposite 2 each other. Message to all ur college best frnds. Many FrieNds 2 LoveU.. 2morow and Everyday.. 2day.2mrw n till My Life ends i'll always Cherish having a FRIEND like u.. the 1 with whom v r vry CL OSE is da 1 wid whom v r vry OPEN.Bcoz 2day. God Himself 2 BlessU.. Lokathil ettavum valiyathu enthanu? "AKASAM" No "PUZHA" No "KADAL" No Pinne enthanu? Ninteyoke Onakka Mobililekku SMS Ayyakkunna "ENTE AA VALIYA MANASSU" Softly the leaves of memory fall. Only Joys 2 Surround U. $ one $ $ special $ $ surprise 4u $ close ur eyes 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 . slowly i'll gather n pick them all... These r my Wishes 4U. No Shadows 2 Depress U..

Those secrets you share.Sleeping 2. 7 thngs done during study leave 1. But anyone can go well from now 2 make a Better ending. Those promises made in d heart. But Best Buddy is 1 who holds ur hand more titely w en U say LEAVE ME ALONE.. Those million sorry's u said. Smile-is a language of love Smile-is a way to get success Smile-is to win the hearts Smile-improves your personality. Those days u wait to meet..Roaming 5. If ever a day comes. U cheat ! U didnt close Ur eyes . Only good mng! Relationship r those spl moments together. Those messages in d inbox u just cant delete.Sms 4. So no surprise.Tv 6. I know Ü will smile now. Sweet relationships never break. whn u find a bettr frnd than me. Those stolen smiles & small fights.Eating 3.1 . just remeber tht wht i gav u is the best of wat i hav & wht i'm to u is the best tat i could be!! 1 who hold ur hand evrytime wen U need suport is surely A gud Frnd. No one can go back to make a good start.Dreamin of .

. I am the Moon U are the Star. Samples R given 2India.it caught 70. In china in an hr. In india in an hr .AMD&Intel 2gethr found a machine 2catch thieves. I am the Tree U R the Monkey ok? H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!DEEWALI!!!!!!!!!!! FBI. kulir katinte thaala melangalumayi veendum oru nattapaadhira!. Irulinte mowna ragavum.touching book 7. India rocks.Askn othrs wether thy hav startd studyn! Promise me we R True Friends I m the HEART U r the BEAT.!" gudnyte Who is friend? F_Frank in mind R_Real in feelings . it was stolen. In america in an hr. "Nattapaadhirashamsakal..America&China.it caught 30thieves. chaatal mazhayude laasya bhavavum. I m the Water U r the Fish.

Hope you have All them in Everyday.Keep it. Most pleasing 5letters 'SMILE'. ( '.I_Immense in care E_Endless in affection N_Nonstop in fun D_Deep belief in heart. "nEw" aims..ok? Then. "nEw" efforts.can i call U. "nEw" hopes. Most divine 10letters 'FRIENDSHIP' maintain it.///.. slaps u and say. Most essential 9letters 'PRINCIPLE'-have it.. Most enviable 8letters 'JEALOUSY'Distance it. "nEw" days.....Use it.. A true friend is one who sees ur first tear. Catches the second."THENDY".Value it.' ) Oru msg <( )> ayachal J L entha . Fastest spreading 6letters 'RUMOUR'Ignore it. "nEw" success.Achieve it. Most satisfactory 2letters 'WE'. .. U r a THENDY?? I know u r a thendy T-Talented H-Handsom E-Educated NNice D-Decent Y-Youth.Avoid it.. "nEw" plans. The most selfish 1letter 'I'.. "nEw" feelings. Most Hard working 7letters 'SUCCESS'. Stops the third bt When fourth comes. Dai over aakkalle..Kill it. Most used 4letters 'LOVE'. Most poisonous 3letters 'EGO'.

iyaludae ('.They spend Sweet times 2gether. Aarodum parayanda.Bean: ok. I dont ve fever. not to end the story but to see how much they remembr each other. ... Time can make us 4get some memories.') ABHIMANAM <) (> idinju JL pokumo?Hmm Tear can sometimes be more special than smiles. Its more serious that "I MISS U A LOT":-) TimE is a rarE luxury which can never bE purchased at any cost. for smiles can be given to any one.. Msg onnum illa..... Chammi. . . it defines thE depth of carE for you...I am nt confined to bed. .alle? .. saramilla njanum chammiyatha.. So when someonE spends it for u...! Mr.fanengilum idu.alle? . sardar: nee ithra mandanayippoyello. Aspirin wont help me bcoz i dont ve headache... But there r some memories which make u 4get time and those memories make life sweeter..... he laughs: coz he knows u'll catch him.. but tears are only shed for people we love! Trust of a friend should b like the feeling tht a one year old baby has: when u throw him in air.Then God part them.Bean: Enthina candle kathichu vachirikunne? sardar: current illa. alle? . Friends meet by coincidence 'n chance.hav a gud day.. Sound ketappol udane open cheythu noki. Mr. I dont ve backache or flue.

Candle kettupokathille? Your miss call is Ur sms is my & your call is so don't put my BREAKFAST..'' 'In the sameway FRIENDSHIP has one law. my DINNER.here l ove starts depreciating.so lets not lose each other for no reason at all. A:-Tv poyi AC poyi FRIDGUM poyi ellam poyi. But an SMS reaches "UrBEAUTIFUL EYES & LOVABLE HEART"so i always like to send U sms.Recieved Calls reaches UR EARS.. Pömpom .. LOVE has one law''Make Happy the person you love. Pömpom .. Pepee ....'' Pepee .... Hw friendship breaks?both friends think the other is busy and do not contact thinking it may be disturbing .. Pepee .... Pömpom .. LUNCH..OK. Allangil athum poyane.'' NEVER make ur frnd feel alone until you are in this world.as time pass es both think let the other contact. They forget each other . B:-V GUARD stabilizer illa alle?. Pepee .. Pömpom . Missed calls reaches UR MOBILE.after that each start thinking y should i contact first. B:-Nannayi. me in PATTINI....finally some day when they happen to meet they keep blaming each other... A:illa..finally without contact the memory becomes weak.

chodikandirikan patanila! ..Kaa Lee Channel... Pepee ."(> ( (.. .) ) (( . Learn hindi & b a proud indian. Count chaythu nokku TEN "is" kandille.Kodaa Lee Dres. 1 doubt! onnum tonarutu . Pepee . BRUCE LEE is actlly a malayalee.Kaira Lee .. Ippol ningalude onakka mobailil TENIS kanam LOADING. )) "!_!"!_!" ee photoyil ni enda chirikkathe? Is dhuniya mein koyi nahi (e dhuniyavil kozhi illa) koyi bath nahi (kozhi kullikkarum illa) woh mujse poocha (avan ente poochaye chodhichu) woh baar baar poocha (avan bar il poyum poochaye chodhichu) ki thumbhi mere saath aao(avan thumbiye pidikkaan povaa).. the land of Mave Lee. Mathi kalichathu.. is is is is is is . Ini CERELAC kazhichu urangan nokoo. . But he left kerala. <)".Karinga Lee Goddess. b'coz he didnt have a Jo Lee or Koo Lee. Pömpom .. His favrites: Weapon. is is is is .Thaka Lee Drink.Kai Lee Vegtble.

. white keys are happy moments and black keys are sad moments.Cant believe na. Why? Bcoz LOVE is blind. LOVE falls into a well. kurachu days kazhinju Fathr:enthayi result? Son:Aliyaa. NO GURANTEE NO REPLACEMENT' Friends r d 1 who luvs u d most but sometimes hurts u a lot.Pet. .o nly then would .. But then again they r d only once who feel ur pain d most. If i could give you one thing in life.. sorry daa. daughter cn replace son. 'LOCAL ITEMS.. Teacher: Who is Mahathma Gandhi? Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai get his girl LOVE and FRIENDSHIP are walking in a village. parents cn replace god.i would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes.But its true! AIDS:Attendance & Internalmarks Deficiency Syndrome!!! Fathr:Examinu nee thottal pinne enne acha ennu vilikanda. bt nuthng in world cn replace u.. 70% Öf d students in india are suffering frÖm AIDS...''NEVER make ur frnd feel alone until you are in this world. 5 subject potti machu.'' 'In the sameway FRIENDSHIP has one law. Y? COZ.Chunda Lee Place.Adima Lee LOVE has one law''Make Happy the person you love. FRIENDSHIP also jump inside why ? Bcoz a FRIEND will do anything 4 LOVE.'' Life is like piano. Light cn replace sun..both keys are played together to give sweet m usic. but remember.

-) HABIT never goes. 1..life has 1 end...namuku Classil pokam" 3)"Sir. ABIT remains. whats that? Thats# SMILE# keep smiling. or Any of my sms are disturbing u. Models sell it."shalyam cheyalle eniku padikanam" 2)"Eda. Doctors advice for it.you realise how special you are to me. BIT remains. THE SMS: Smile a while and while u smile others will smile and there will be miles and miles of smile because life is worthwhile only while u smile! SINCERE APOLOGY: If any of my sms are boring U.!!" Boys love it. Stars have 5 ends. 'Throw UR Mobile' . This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend forever..oru samshayam.gud nyt. bcoz if u remove H..lines have 2 ends.. Girls misuse it.squares have 4 ends.. Photographers catch it. feel free to . if u remove B. IT still remains. Plz don't hesitate.but I hope our frien dship has no end.triangles have 3 ends. COLLEGE JEEVIDHATHILE MIKACHA 3 THAMASHAKAL. if u remove A.

.!! I wish that u visualise a sweet multisequential form of idiosyncrasy occuring benevolently in the meritorious piece of cerebral brain... LOOS= . another mis call!. Congratulations U have found ur Condition. Win a free trip 2 mental hospital. Jst Giv me a Miss call N THEN THIS FRND WILL GIV U .. LOOSE . . ===== . U R My Gud FRND.sweet dreamz! . >Who's great? +Its u >Who's smart? +Its u >Who's sweetest? +Its u >Who's jolly? +Its u >And Who's joking? . If You Lose. LO=== . Spcialy 4 u SCRATCH & WIN . +Of course Its me. If U R In Problem. You Should Not be there To Expla in" Ur phone has been installed wid a new puzzle game.. In short. LOO== .Golden Words Of ADOLF HITLER: "If You Win.throw ur phone against th e wall. L==== . You Need Not Explain.To play.Then assemble d pieces.

cheyunilla. What if doctors started directing movies? Here are examples:1.Sister vannu vilichapol 15.Oru ECG diary kurippu 3.Vasanthiyum AIDSsum pinne nhanum.Nerariyan MRI 9.Meenathil surgery 13.Meerayude CT yum Muthuvinte X-rayum 4. Appozha avante oru kai. njan kathirikum ninte sms varunna dhivasamvare. I wil put 1 fake Plastic Rose In Between & Make A Wish That Our Frndshp Should Last Till the Last Rose Dies! Screen server chitharipokum." A friend is one who loves u. but just loves you for what you are!! Gudnyt my dear friend.Sistermaarude shradhakku 8. ente call onnu vannal. . 5.Security code pilarnnum varum.Ayal BP edukukayanu 6..If I Ever sent u a Bunch of Roses. not because of what you have done..The Mortuary(horror) ..Parakum gulika 14.Syringe Madhavan 10. Ne e misscall adichu rakhapedananu shramamenkil njan varum.BDS Moosa 11. Smsinte avatharamayi njan varum? During a war a soldier crying:"ayyo entemme ente kai poye" Sardar:"ivide thala poyavar mindathe kidakkunnu. Custmercari nte adiyilitu network kuthi keeri range purathidan.MBBS penninu MD payyan 7. not because of what u have.Stethoscopukal katha parayunnu 2.Compounder Raman 12.

¤'''¤ . . . 53.Worlds most unexpected joke Wat happens after a lion roars? . Onukoode nanayi chiriku. Take a guess..¤" Do you know the 27th alphabet of english? .. ¤'''¤.52 sec. 32 mins ..! . 23 rd . wednesday . Studied in which school? Year 1924 ..:. Nothin happened . CLICK ! Want to see ur snap? . Onu chirikeda.. . Think. march . . 6 oclock . evening . . . TOM &JERRY cartoon starts. Still pressing to know? Good .k. Take care Ingotu noku.plz mm.. . ¤' "¤.k Anangathe angine thane irikku. c'mon.. OK. ¤ good ¤ '¤ night ¤' '¤.

... ATM hai Paise nahi. lekin saala Mood nahi.. All are paraying gud morng. Hen is kooving. Flowers are pushping.I ws pointng out d similarities btwn U&HUTCH dog. 7 SECRETS of SUCCESS I found the ANSWERS in my room..Sardar cut one of its legs & told 2 walk.. The cockroac h began moving slowly... Have a nice day. DIMPLE CHIN.. Padna hai.. Ningal twinsa. but it did not move. ROSY TONGUE... Enjoy College Life. ( @ . When experimenting a cockroach. Sun is udikking.. Nalla chercha... R u still uranging? Eneekking. @) "(-©-)" Life of a student: PC hai Net nahi. Peacock is aading. actuly. So he wrote the inference: if all the legs of a cockroach were cut. Then he told it 2 walk. BLACKY LIPS.. Cell hai Balance nahi.. CHUBBY CHEEKS. Birds are chilakking..?? A ROYAL ENGLISH WAY OF TELLING GOOD MORNING.. EXAM hai Tension nahi..****..... He continued this till all legs were cut... Moon is Maraying. it loses its ability 2 hear.. Roof said : AIM HIGH Fan said : BE COOL Clock said : EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS Mirror said : REFLECT BEFORE U ACT Window said : SEE THE ..

U've jst spnt half a mi n watching a horror movie! now RELAX and sleep. . Dey drank salty water frm it.ur luks. IITans integrated nd got co nstant 'c'.ur smile.ur face. . Avar differentiate cheythu kolamakki. nd drank gud water frm it.. '¤ ¤ ° ¤ ¤' .. JAY RIT So many subjcts in 1 litle year! So many xams in 1 litle week! So many hands in 1 tiffin box! So many frnds in 1 hostl room! So many calz on 1 b'day night! So many tears for 1 litle fight! So many memorz in 1 litle heart! A whole liftim in jst 4 years! Datz Coleg Life. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. Sardar : May I come in sir? Interviewer : Wait pls.. .Nw waiting 4 ur death.WORLD Calendar said : BE UPTO DATE Door said : PUSH HARD TO ACHIEVE UR GOALS Once RIT ians nd IITans went 4 a tour. . Girl-then whn will u build a Taj Mahal? Boy-i've alredy bought a land. .Nw open ur eyes.ur style.. But budhimanmaraya RITians.. ... Sardar : 75 kg sir!! Girl-hw much u luv me? Boy-lyk shajahan. Close ur eyes think abt urslf..ur nature. ... These r d bst dayz of our life. Aftr som time dey got thirsty... .I Love U sister.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :.. .

..ENJOY IT. GOOD NIGHT 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car srdr1. .. Aaghoshikku ee "ONAM". Hridayam niranja thiruvonashamsakal.:¤***°+*+°***¤: : ¤**°++@++°**¤: :¤***°+*+°***¤: ' .. aiswaryathinteyum samrudhiyudeyum niravumayi. I have one more Paathirakkili.Finally take out B. Take o ut A. Both are essential in life! all are god's blessings! have a nice day.. Even if u take out H.. 'a bit' remains.blue sky goes out.. Malarkaaviloode Vaa. nanma niranja puthan pratheekshaka lumayi 'Thiruvonam' veendum vannethi...SO A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT IS WAITING 4 U. Varu Palkadal kili. Malayalimanasukalude snehathinteyum aikyathinteyum pratheekamayi.dont worry.... "ONAM"ayithaa.... "O"rumayute "N"anmayute "A"ghoshathinte .. Paadiyaadi Vaa.¤ ¤ ° ¤ ¤. Our friendship has become our "HABIT". Bad day gives u experience . "THIRUVONAM"ayithaa. still 'bit' remains.. . ' ' ' ' ' ' ' HPY ONM Never Blame a day in ur life . Pular medirangi Vaa. Oraayiram Onashamsakalode. .still 'it' remains!! Gud ni8:-) Sun is switched off.black sky comes in.star is switched on. Poovu nulli Vaa.. Aaswadhikkoo Oro Nimishavum... good days give u happiness ...what wil u do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Srdr2.

silent smile! We smile at someone we like. We laugh at whom we can enjoy.."M"alayali yute Swantham "ONAM" Wish you all a happy ONAM. We cry at someone who cares us./\.. smile on lips may solve all the problems..... u gav me a river I askd u a feather. u gav me a peacock . I live by faith not by sight....Talk 2 u or not. But.. . And. """ """ ..we fight nd anger with those whom we consider.. What is 143 ? I Love U No I Hate U No I Miss U No I Wish U No 143 Means: One Hundred & Forty Three. ISH YOU ____/\_ ___ A """ __ """ APPY ___ "" ___ **ONAM** 2 my dr & ur family I asked for 1 flower. Silence on lips may avoid many problems. So always have a sweet. I know dat u r still d same..a s our own. "CHEVI KELKOOLLA ALLE" gud nyt Making a million frenz is nt a miracle. u gav me a boque I askd 4 sm water. a precious frnd worth keepin till d end.So whether i c u or not. d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a millions r against u....

i just wanted u 2 read it! Cool. share with the one who knows you..know the one who misses you.Care for the one who shares with you. But there is Only One TODAY.... ..and say: why not?" -bernad shaw "Good looks catch the eyes but Good character catches the heart. U r blessed with both".It was sent 2 me. but don't mis the ONE who always REMEMBERS YOU.? But i dream of things that never were. "You see things and say:why.so dnt tuch em -Dont do somthin 2mrw.Don't say than ks..so dat u can sleep at nit -Buks r holy.. dont wish to be someone else because u are so wonderful the way you are! ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone.dat u can do day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng. MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. "Help your FRIEND to become a perfect person" Thats true friendship. Give your ear to the thoughts of great people. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You GUD NYT "Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect person" But.sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is helthy So leav it 4 d sick people! G'nyt dear. Friends r like crayons they colour our lives.:-) PRINCIPLS OF STUDENT LIF -Luv ur bed.. I may not b ur favourite colour bt hope u ll need me some where to c omplete ur picture.!! If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be..its ur templ Relax in d day.

Sheeps Always Come Together.. Anusarana pande illallo... it's ur nice relations hip that i'm addicted 2..She saw me. OK go ahead.. ########## # Dn't opn dis # # for 3 days # ########## . Miss "attendance". She began 2 speak.... Advanced " Happy ONAM ".veendum oru ONAM varavayi. But Lion Always Comes ALONE Kai niraye kadavumay. . Samruthiyudeyum Samadhanathinteyum Aiswaryathinteyum pratheekamayi. MAVELI..yet they r so far apart-like frieñds may not speak .. "HAPPY ONAM" $tärs r sèén 2gether. G'nyt dear! Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time.. they think i'm addicted 2 msging. I thn shoutd. They r wrong bcos they dont know that. Yet i kept quiet.. Remember I greeted u 1st. I kept lukin at her.. Student: Sir. ¤HAPPY¤ ¤ONAM ¤ . . She smild. . I didnt listen & thn. Manasil orupadu pratheekshayum ayi. Muttam niraye palisakkarumay Keesayil kallukudikkan polum cash illatha samayathavan veendumethi. she began 2 leave. When people see me messaging..

Ha. Whom u neglect today.so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw. .so dat u can sleep at nite -Books r holy. of al emotions. But there is Only One TODAY. I m At bevarage shop. Everyone Likes Boiled Egg Bcoz Its Boneless And I Like u Bcoz ur Brainless!! Ha.. sir I'll start investigation 2day. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You Sardargi goes 4an interview 4 a dectectiv post ! Interviewr: Who killed Gandhi? Srdr:Thanks sir ! 4 the job . MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come.dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng.its ur temple -Relax in d day. PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE -Luv ur bed.. ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone... Fact!! Ha!Ha! "Of all d colors.everyday..but remember they r always linked hèärt 2 hèärt. will never again accept u tomorrow" value the relationship.sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away . Fact of life: "whom u dont need today.Felt bad? Cum'on yaar. Evide Jathiyilla Mathamilla Akeyullathu VEERYAM Mathram. love can travel any long distance and tuch each others heart So it is said The color of love is red Ente Pinnil 100kanakinu Alukal Ore Lekshyathinayi Ore Manasode Aninirannu Nilkukayanu.Ha.Its just a .red travl da most Likewise. u will need them tomorrow.

. .. Gud ni8 'n swt dreams.. I went near D railway track.!! U R really an inspiration 4 me. Go to bed Catch Good Sleep...a ..so dat i can shine on u during ur darkest hour.. ANGELS don't jst COME DOWN frm heavn & I don't jst SMS any1 unl ess dey r SPECIAL. If you miss Sleep.. . So its already LATE.. U miss the best part Of Life. YOU CRY.. Yesterday I decided 2 commit suicide. wen ur Sun isnt around u. Bt i wud rather be ur Moon. CLOUDS don't jst FORM in sky.. Eg: God Created U!! So What? He. they r the Key 2 Success. U DIE.?? I"m sending a pillow of happy thoughts To create wonderful dreams. I CRY.-Dnt 4gt dat studyin is healthy So leave it 4 d sick people! LEAVES don't jst FALL frm tree.. U ARE SAD. U ARE HAPPY. after I read it I decided 2 live.. Rectified his Mistake by Creating ME. it was a msg f rm u.. Sum reasons make d relationship precious bt only precious relationship r made with no reason like FRIENDSHIP... athu palliyil poiparanjal mathi.dat lights up ur life.. @ that time I felt my mobile vibrate.. Mistakes r not a Crime!! If U can Rectify them..... Every1 wants 2 be the Sun. DREAMS are the best part of life. .. WEN useless fools like U R stil alive. ... I AM SAD. why should I die. I AM HAPPY.

... tearsday.2teach u..gud nit S M S S M S S M S SMS S M S S M S S M S S-Sweet M-Morning S-Starts now. An old day passes .My strongest prayer "our relationshi p continu 4ever". GuD NyT ()"... 2love u & 2 make u exactly d way u should be d best. Just try & forward to UR friends. The impo rtant thing Is to make it meaningful : a meaningful friend or a meaningful day. It's just like the days.. Gudngt.. Life doesnt give u d people u want.dayz are "Sadday.. " Have a nice day''. a new day arrives.. You will be getting an interesting result. 2hurt u.My biggest sadness "de distance".blanket of care to warm u all night & a prayer to protect u Untill morning."( MATHS MAGIC 13837 x ur age x 73 = ? Just try it. Old friends pass away .My biggest hope "i will c u soon". moanday. new friends appear... Instead it gives u the ones u need. My sweetest memory "our meeting". wasteday. . gud Without Love -.

.. so senstve nd care needed. frndz na... Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans.. HALELUYA. They dont make d distance any shorter.. bt if u gv thm dat. Minutes of attraction. Gud Mrng. If god gives me 24hrs b4 death. Friends are Like Street Lights along d road. so be in Luv everyday. Years of satisfaction makes frndship a strong construction.lets go 2gther :) Gud nite. Its meAningles in expecting ur pArtner 2 b of ur kind coz you cant hold their right hAnd in your r ight hAnd to wAlk together.... beliv thm nd obey thm.. Ya alla.bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" like U. "YESUVE STHOTHRAM.Hours of discussion.? Seconds of introduction. frightday. they wl show u nw beauties f lif . i'll press ur neck. Sum frnds r lk brain... & in d last 5 mins.. shatterday..i'll spend 23:55 mins with u. they wl led u in d rt path.....But dey Light up d Path and make d Walk Worthwhile. Days of interaction.thirstday. Sum r lik eyes.... Mssgng costs: 1997-4Rs 1999-2Rs 2000-1Rs 2005-50ps 2007-10ps 2008-free Pinnentha? oru message ayakkan njan loan eduthu tharano.! Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam .

nd add sum light to it.. Bt thr r sum othrs who r lik heart, in norml u may nt r cgnis their prsnce, bt whn a crisis arose, they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr.. Try to find a l f these around u. Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt, but 2 know who cares enough 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter. In future, How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room? Its Simple . I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes, When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means, F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry, No Thanks D= Dear just as You. Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". Gudmorng Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg. But with Egg Biriyani we dont get Chicken. So we conclude that, Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu. Hence proved.. NDTV BREAKING NEWS..! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. Local

SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more. Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night... Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto. Friend asked wat R U doin? Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY". LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, But Do the same work, one takes the heart and other takes its Beats. Gud nit.. If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be, don't wish to be someone else.. Because you are wonderful the way you are.. Gud Day..:-) Friends should be like Zero's. Yes, when u add they r same, when u subtract they r same, when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY..! Happines cant b found at d end of d road. It is experiencd along the way. So take d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day.!.. Gush nite. Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born n stops only whn . V enter exam hall:-) Don't hurt anyone. It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot

stove? ? ?? ??? U just sit on the stove and see, Then u wil know y it jumps... A cup of Hellos, A Plate of Crispy Wishes, A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success... Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely... G'mrng dear! Oru full bottilum oru liter sodayum pinne oru chickanum, Thottu nakkan acharum... manasil orupadu pratheekshayumayi, veendum oru ONAM varavayi. "sHAPPY pONAM" Aliya oru doubt. "pukavali paadilla" ennu parayunna board englishil ezhuthumbol ath "smoking is easy" ennano?? atho "smoking won't sing" ennano? Wife:Njan marichal ningal enthu cheyyum? Hus:Njanum marickum. Wife:Athenthina..? Hus:Orupadu santhoshichal enicku heart attack varumennalle doctor paranjathu... 'Helo Mr.Perera, I am Wilfred Franzis Dizuza, Thankalude kayyil daralam SMSukal undennarinju, Ath il kure enik ayachuthannal pakaram, Swarna biscuttukal kayattividam.. Athalla pattikkananu bh avamenkil Veruthe ente mudhala kunjungalkku paniyundakkaruthu. SMS Lab Work: Exp No:1 Aim:To Disturb U... Aparatus: Cell Procedure: 1)miss call 2)blank msg 3)repeat 1 & 2 Result: U r disturbd... Side effect:I'm happy... Njaan oru France kaariyumai company aayi... Njaan ninne patti paranjappo

thanne avarude oru chodyam.. . De mænce pe la rävgmaic osmablix februonin de fegigga..? . Ho ! Njan angu chammippoyi.. Naanamillalo? Kandavare kondu oronnu parayikkan...! Hmmm... My thumb never pains while typing sms for you but my heartbeats keep increasing until i s ee SMS deliverd 2 u Kaaranam . Paisa pokunnathu enteyane...!! U thnk u woke up early in the morning n wen check u check the time n realiz its nt ,n wrse it already half past 9 .... Scream out !! Dats wat i did .. :-) Evn if it dsnt make any diffrence ... bt i ges its stil a gud mornin....:-) Where was LOVE invented for the first time? CHINA...! Tats the reason why you dont get guarantee or warranty in love. Teacher: what happend in 1869? Sardar:I dont no. Teacher:'stupid', Gandhiji was born..! Now tell me wat happend in 1874? Sardar: Gandhiji became 5 year baby!!! Frm 2day onward plz dnt disturb me by sending me MSGs, as i startd prepairng 4 XAMS. ...... 4 more jokes SMS JOKES to 9747329629 As the moon winks in the night. . . Sweet dreams hugs you tight. . . Hope that your day was alright. . . and I wish you a heart full of gud nite...

wont u say u love me too? Dreams give rise to hope.Longer u stay. u cant go without leaving ur footprint.. Indian premier leage(IPL) Southafricayil" .RAVANAN: Aliya popins undo? HANUMAN: Illeda SRIRAMAN: Eda kallam parayaruth ninte kaiyilirupundallo HANU: Mindatiri panniku 10 thalaya.. "Enkil pinne Thrissur pooram kollathu nadathikoode? Trainil ninnum irangiya aal sardarinodu"ithetha station? Kure neram alojicha shesham sardar. if Ur heart is sweet all D ppl in D world wil LIKE U" NDTV gets news that 99 sardars were killed in a train accident and only one is a live.. Cover polum kitoolla. hardr it s 2 leave. So a reporter goes to enquire.. Let all your dreams come true. nd if u try 2 g o. But EAGLE FLYs Above CLOUDs 2 Avoid RAIN... Hope inspires efforts. Lovly frndship s like standing on d wet clay. So dreams are root of suÇces... A beautiful proverb: "If Ur eyes r sweet U wil like all D people in D world."RAILWAY STATION" NASA decided 2 sent sardar 2the moon. Effort result in success. But. Wen It Rains All the BIRDs FLY 4 SHELTER. PROBLEM Is Common 2 ALL But ATITUDE Makes the DIFERENCE. rose are red and voilets are blue.half the way sardar jumped to earth and shouted how dare u 2 cheat me ! today is AMAVASI there will be no moon. I say I love u.. .

..1 .! Welcome the new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face". ST MASTER: oralude jeevan rakshichappol etra pera mariched. gush nit... Station master su spended sardar and asked "what happened" SARDAR: train odichu vannapol oral palathil kidakkunnu .. . pettennu train paalam tetty parambil koodi odan thudangi. REPORTER: Thank god you didnt get down . OLAKKA! Poyi kidennurangan nokkeda. "Love" in ur "Heart" "Good Thoughts" in ur "Mind" & have a Wonderful Day. Train avante nenjilude ketty vi dan melarunno? SARDAR:"Njanum atha nokiyathu pakshe train aduth vannappol Aa patti parambil koo di odi "! Ormakal thaliritta chillayil orayiram ormakalumayi priya suhurthe ninekku.. I wanted to commit suicide.1 so all were te nsed and got down on the track.. GOOD MORNING. there was an announcement that train was coming on platform no .. SARDAR: No.REPORTER: Wat happened sir? SARDAR: We were all in platform num. Lot of people died. So i stayed on the platform itself!!! One sardar was driving a train. ..

After losing IPL. Its motion is very useful. until they fade out of ur life. Can u understand this ?:-) No ?:-( Ok. Wife:"Marketil poyi vegetable vaangi kondu vaa" >"Team thottathu kondu purathirangaan .coz u wont know how imp they r.-) Chinna Chella Chinna Chella Chinna Chella e ravil. Many use it as a vehicle also. Thookkatthil... Oru "Good Night".." . It ha s tail situated in d backyard n has hair on it to frighten flies. Cherish the person whom u really like. . Never tell lies or attempt to hurt them. Two r forward n two afterwards. Sweet dreams. u may forget ur english by d time u finish reading this! "he is the cow. He is mostly a girl .. Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to d basement. :) ¤ Next Year IPL To Be Playd iN PAK. Athisa Aisa Athea Awaya Atoa Asaya Ayoua Agooda Amorninga Aina Aaa Anewa Astylea . he dies after d death.Erase 1st and last letters.Facilities Offered By Pak Gvt ¤ Security By AlQaeda & Taliban ¤ Cheer Gals Dance iN Parda ¤ Bomb Blast After Every Sixer . green colour.Sardar's essay on "indian cow" please read at ur own risk. at Ishant Sharma's home. He has got four legs together... kanavu kaanum. En friendu ku . manasu sollum.

.Think! A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 is missing.... .. Aval sookshichu noki "Ishantalle?" >"Engane manasilayi?" >"Pedikkanda njan Ganguliya" COMRADES ARE DISCUSNG ABT DER FAILURE IN ELECTION: KUMARAPILLA:thwathikamaya oru avalokanamanu namal udhesikunath. One day things will gradually change in life. ?? Think. LKG SUPPLY ANALLE....u. style bikes 2 luxury cars....m..books 2 files.a.Borshvasikalum thakam partirikukayirunu. Namal orumichirunu dinesh bedi valikunath atha. partiyile budhijevikale chodyam cheyan anuvadikila.friend 2 colleague.. UTHAMAN: MANASILAILA!! KUM:Athayath vargathipatyavum colonialist chintha saranikalum radicalaya oru matamala.. Rply me if u r a genius.. 2 time vayichu nokan nanamille.. Can u Tell me one hindu girl name? But it should not end with (i.. A B C D yil engane 1 varum.Nanakkeda" Wife:Ente churidar ittu poyko Ishant churidar ittu busil kayari.vayya.bu t.manasilayo? UTHAMAN: Namal enth kond thotu enu malayalatil paranjalentha? e pratikriya vathakavum colonialisavum oke paranju confusion undakunathentina? KUMRPILA:Ulparty janadipatyam anuvadichitund saria. pocketmoney 2 salary.e. 2.Think. 1. From classroom 2 office.u n me.l.n..y..Vikhadana vadikalum prathikriya vaadhikalum pradama drishtya akalchayil ayirunenkilum avar thamilula andhardhara sajeeva*unu enu venam karuth an. let .Oru penninte koode irunnu... jeans 2 formal..) Itz a challenge 4 U..

3. Cricket has reached exiting levels with T20..at such a day you'll look outside your window and see th e good old memories flash you by and you'll get a smile with a tear in your eyes and you'll turn back to your work thinkin i wish i could go back.. Thank you friend.all of us wil get busy with our lives. You'll b always in my heart.. After crossing the road 1 of the babies said " ho.. Other babies wond ered but mother duck cleared the doubt. Laugh ur heart out & dance in d rain. Give free hit marks where students can frame their own question and write answer ... How 5? . I miss u.. let me b d first one to bid farewell to you. Infusing the same thing into exams some sug gestions ... forget n forgive.long working hours. 1. Love...it be as same as it was 4ever. give super over option where the student can ask questions 2 professor an d relative scoring is done. Reduce exam time by 1 hour and marks by 50 2. B4 d last leaf of our colge lyf falls... Introduce strategic breaks after 30 minutes.. learn. cherish d memories & ignore d pain. Dis msg is To all my friends who help ed to create such memories. b4 u lose d label of a fr ee bird. If student fails.b4 d memories bring a tear drop in d eyes. b4 d corridors call u a stranger.no more classes. v 5 hav crossed the road". A duck and her 3 babies where crossing the road.lectures.friends and sms.won't have time for ourselves.. 4. One fine day. Remember u've got only 1 Life to Live.

why don't u call me? If more busy? Then WHO ASKED U TO Read my sms. Athinu ne endina tension adikkun athe. . thinks and writes. . think. Qstn: Oru Urumbum Thimingalavum Adikoodi.. Sunglass Vechal "WHALE" Adichalum Kuzhapamillallo!! "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because. Oduvil Thimingalam Chathu. think. Ans:Urumbu Sunglass Vechittundarunnu. ..... . Say . Stil thinking.!!! It is better to keep quiet and let others think that you are stupid than to open your mouth and and clarify that do ubt. He thinks of writing a love letter 2 her. Youth nowadays are getting worse. He thinks... I LOVE U SISTER.. anganae palathum paranjannirikkum. definitely he will find an easy way to do that" -Bill Gates. .. Use ur brain. How? Why? . i was in temple when a guy next to me lit a cigarett e from the aarthi. Pillarallae. ... Where r u? What u r doing? R u busy? How much busy? Little or more? If little. I was so shocked that dropped my beer bottle. Sardar falls in love with a nurse. thinks.

there was a basket of apples vth a notice written o ver it: "Dn't take more than 1. Hope the bond that WE share continues 2 grow StrongeR........... God is watching" A little further on d counter there was a box of chocolates. Neeyokke Athum Nokkum. "take as many as u want.. "oru ful day koodi kitiyirunenkil nammude collegil.. Just a promise that Whatever happens. Ariyamedaa.." Surdarinu shirt iron cheyanam..... 4 goldn years.. years never waited. Whereever life takes US..00...... Half asleep v waitd for 4.! No Gud Byes.00.00. God is watching d Apples" Pain of missin old frnds is nt their absence but its wen u think of d times u've shared &u ask. on which a child had written.... See Dwn . Days passd... V hav once waited ages-like-hours to get out at 12.00 to come. Bt currentilla! Enthu .? 2 Knw d Answr. V nvr wanted 1. Saturdays wer alwys lovd nd mondays hated.Ur mobile Male or Female.wil those ever hapen again &ur heart says silently "NEVER'' V hav always regretted getting ther by 9. All changd.. Months pasd. Whereever WE may go. No Farewell.. Sweet& innocent msg In a nursery school canteen..

movement becomes dance..? 1..valyapoopanem theri vilichu. . 4.appoopanem. Oe Sardar was driving a train. Mikacha comedy nadanulla NATIONAL AWARD Mamoottikku labikum 3. pazhaya kuppiyum pattayum vilkanundo hoi... 2 to 3 hours a day.. Kadhakali vidwanmar athmahathya cheyum 5. and life becomes celebration when friends keep in touch. Sound becomes music.cheyyum? Iron boxinte appanem.. Time table of gud boys. angane shirt thechu! Kali surdarinoda! Earn 45. pettenu train paalam tetty parambil koode odan thudangi Many people died StationMaster suspended him and asked What happen ed there? Sardar:Train odichu vannapol orutthan palathil kidakunnu ST Master: orallude jeevan rakshichappol etra pera marichadu.. MOHANLALinu pakaram VANAPRASTHATHIL Mamootty abhinayichal enthu sambavikum. Kerala kalamandalam poottum.. iron box choodaayi....000/. Keralathil kadhakali nirodhikkum 2.! Monday: watch girls Tuesday:love her Wednesday: marriage Thùrsday: Honey moon Friday: divorse Saturday:take rest Sunday:Search next. Sardar: "That cow has a lovely colour. part time.. smile becomes laughter..... FANS parayum "padam adipoli MAMMUKKA kalakki". Train avante nenjathude ketty vidan melaruno? Sardar:"Njanum atha nokiyathu paksha train aduth vannppol Avan parambil koode odi..per month by doing simple paper work from home." .

.! Memories will be very crazy at sometimes. s9 subjects ariyamo. realy? I thought it was its SKIN. The reason is bcoz dey hav nothin special 2 say. Whoevr u may b... B d best of Evrythn.daily food habit system... Sumtimz I 4get to ask R U OK.but stil want u 2 knw dat dey re membr u.neighbours kuthu vakku comunication 6.nothing doing lab. its a "JERSEY.borring days systms...'..! Bt it doesn't mean dat I 4get you. Sumtimez v wonder y frndz keep on 4wardin msgs 2 us. !" 'So express ur cute smile every moment. 2.love processing) 7. koode oru kurippum! . IT ONLY MEANS THAT I'M JUST "AS LAZY AS U ".! "A single lovable smile is a proper key for many solutions and many confusions. Future Is Not What We Planned For Tomorrow.elective(sleeping systms. Whrevr life leads u..after marriage lab &waste viva.But When we are alone they come to us as a crowd. Paavam alle. Marichupoyi. u r always A mom's child A family's future A frnd's heart A lover's soul n somone's life.? Sumtimz I even mis 2 say HI. Pakshe ipol illa. They leave us alone when we are in the crowd.Farmer: Ya...tech thota sardar thante pen universityku ayachu koduthu.digital enemies 5. B. Pandu Pandu oru rajaavundayirunnu . 8." Sardar:"Oh.....mouthlooking&comentadi propagation 3.! . 1.paniyilla engineering 4.. "aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirikunnu"..

Things u fear. reader is good' Do u know how d Titanic sank? . DUBUK . GULUM... .! Do The Best In Present! Enjoy The Future! May I ask u 1 question? U should answer only by saying 'Yes' or 'No' Here the question is.Spin gently.Its ur Lif..Dim ur light.!!! Dont laugh.. Luv it_Liv it! Gud Luk dear FRNDS One day sardar got a message 'sender is good. Blow soft.. Hello earth....u'l lose 1 day. reader is stupid'. This is a sad story! Hello moon. KURISHUM Kondu mala kayaram ennoru nercha Undayirunnu. Hello wind.Do wat u hav 2 do nw & mak d Best out of evry mo mnt.. Bcoz my sweet friend is going 2 sleep. .It's The Result Of What We Do Today. BUDUK BUDUK. 'Ninaku Vattaanennu Ninte Naattil Ellarkkum Ariyaamo? Things u lov.! Golden words of shakespeare... PUZZKAAA..u'l faz 1 day. DUBUK . Good night @ Sweet dreams Da nale freeyano? Ente koode malayattoor vare Varamo? Chodichathu thettanenkil i 'm SORRY. "Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation & Don't go to ur friend in happiness without invitation" Ninte sannidhyam . He got angry and replied 'sender is stupid. Guluk guluk guluk .

Wt is FRND-SHIP? Itz a Ship loaded wid "LUV""CARE"&"SHARE" crosing d sea of hert hvng no Whels of "SORRY"&"THANX" Hope Our Ship nevr Sinks! A quote said by a friend to his best friend after their breakup of friendship: "I Miss Ur SMILE a Lot yaar But I Miss My Own SMILE More". Ninte shabdam enne kori tharipikunu... njan ee paranjathellam Badayi.. we would still be in paradise. News: Kerala govt.... Ninte sparsham enne unarthunnu. Njan thinnunnath Mittayi. Ente ettan Bada Bhai.! If adam and eve were chinese..but stil want u 2 knw dat dey remembr u. Ravindra jadeja 'll be the vice captain.. . Kashtapett type cheythatha. Njan janichath Dubai. Ormakkayi.His remarkable thuzhachil against west indies in T-20 wrld cup match helpd him to ge t this job.-) Njan Bhai. Ninakkayi. Kallummakayi.... Ente cherippu Hawai. The reason is bcoz dey hav nothin special 2 say. No sin.. 'po kothuke thali kollum njan' Sumtimez v wonder y frndz keep on 4wardin msgs 2 us.... Ente aniyan Chota Bhai..??? Bcoz they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake !! .. Bookd MS Dhoni for next Nehru trofi vallam kali as the 'Chundan vallam' team cap tian.nyan ariyunnu. u know y.... Enikku mathiyayi.. E sms Enikkayi.

Pure feelings.No twins hav been born til nw in greenland 5. Choodakalle.. YOU will be the STRONGEST person in the World " -LEO TOLSTOY I decided 2 sent u the most lovely.but the postman shouted at me saying. Give me miss a call. :-):-): -):-):-):-) :-):-):-):-):-):-) :-):-):-):-):-):-) :-):-):-):-):-):-) 4 U. One For Each Hour! Goodmrng. its very difficult 2 find a friend with a beautiful heart.zebra doesn't hav lungs 6."come out of the post box"! 24 SmileS. Choodakumbol manushyan ippozhum kuranganennu thonnum.... . Have a nice day...All d details r false.... " When FRIENDSHIP is YOUR greatest weakness. Nee chirikumbol manushyan pandu kurangayirunnu ennu thonnum. So dont Miss ME! ...Thanks 4 beleiving 4 a while.9% of people in myanmar dont drink milk 2.. Send to all & see how many FOOLS r giving misscall . Bymistake I have deleted your No.Amazing 6facts61.. Attractive personality & stylish look.cutest and sweetest gift of this world..Snake's vision is upto 5 km 3... In this cruel world.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury 4.

. i hope atlst u guys r in track . XXDXXYeXlXXYXetXYYYe XXaXlYlX nYXYXYuXYXmXYbeXXYXrYXs..So bleak...I'm in U. Dropping shit into ur eye.. Sender: LOVER +91420420420 . Sender: DEVILs +911313131313 .almst like i jst draind out . Isnt realy a bad i dea aftral .. 57YEXnYY648XYi 2YXmXXic9h30YaYmX845uXlYl6aXYt42YhYY5uXm D22e24XlXeYtYe4X YYc38hX e04yXy5YuX6Y.. ... Not msgin 4 a week n nw its like oh my god i cant find any topic to msg .. Snehanweshanagalode. n wen it al end up siting bck at home watchng tv.cos its rainin outside . I'LL BE ALWAYS WITH U.. Hav a nice day. U will C a miracle..:-P +ve thinkin poem: "Little bird in the sky. U dont worry u dont cry. Sender: GOD +911111111111 I MISS U.. . Watevr dat b . Pland to hav a great outside . Delete all Capital Y's.@ .X YDYYYeleYYtYYe aYYll YXY 'sY . No wndr ther r grls who spent mst o their lifetime ovr it ." Be +ve. ... I'LL Cheat U. U just thank God that elephants don't fly.

*Sardar at his best* Boss :where were you born? Sardar:PUNJAB Boss:which part? Sardar:kya which part?whole body born in punjab! Ormayundo aa kalam. 'mazhayathanoda pothine kulippikunnathu "ellam ennale kazhinjapole alle.. I learnt a lot of things from U I didnt understand how & why? Then 2 day I heard a proverb ''Wise men learn more from fools. But Remembrance is a gift that no one can steal.Then God part them.AbdulKalam ''Dream is Not that What U See in Sleep.. but Dream is The . look around & see reality... look within & feel confident. Separation is a wound that none can heal. "First we never knew each other. Oru mazhayathu njanum neeyum vayal varambil irunnathum..'' Friends meet by coincidence 'n chance... . not to end the story but to see how much they rememb r each other.the 1 with whom v r very CLOSE is the 1 with whom v r very OPEN.. We may or may not meet each other.They spend Sweet times 2gether. Ever since I met U.. Most of us think dat CLOSE & OPEN r opposite 2 each other. but good time brought us together.... The four looks of life: look back & get experience.But very few know that... but let us try not to forget eachother". Excellent Words by Dr. look forward & see hope. njan ninte dhehathekku vellam therupich athum? Appol athile poya oru appoopan ennodu chodichu.

Ini athilum veno comedy? Hitler's Law: If u can solve ur problem then what's the need of worrying? If u can't solve it then wha's the use of worrying? Think again... bcoz. It's simple.. Jayan SuperHit Movies on HBOUncleMember (mamangam) EyeDady Son (kannappan unni) RunningArmy (padyotam) BlockChamber (thadavara) . ....but it is selection of hearts. Srdr: Marangalude Pirakottulla Oatam Kandappazhe Enikk Thonni! One day sardarji was drinking water at his home. Relation is not collection of hearts. SMS is FREE for ME. He was alone in the house. .Thing Which Does Not allow u to sleep".? Then my heart ans..All relations are not true.. Dundumon thenginte mukalil ninnu: Ividenu nokiyal Engineerin collegile girlsine kanam... Paavam vellam kudichotte.... Train Ninnappol Sardar:DEnthu Patti? Pasanger: Trackil Maram Veenu Kidakkunnu. Sometimes my mind asks y? Y? Y I care 4 u? Y I remember u? Y I send sms u? Y.but true relations are very few.. Tintumon: Thazhe veenal medical collegile girlsineyum kanam.

area?how is ur close frnds?ur fav subject. <')? ('> _/"\_ Avante avastha kandallo? Thala poyi ! So.choclate.sportsperson.paste. "PANI KOOLI ELLA..drink.player.God. Stay in touch.But do not separate to make memories.shop. Kulathinu Naduviloru Board.temple.meals.StickShaking (kolilakam) ('.theatre.Pen..gift .chanel.!!.politician. Serious aayi edukanda. . Chumma onnu wish cheyyunnatha. Eniku venda.teacher.color.sports.la nguage. Why? Sar:Avide avanmar board Vechirickunnu. Venamenkil serious aayi edutho.news..car.. Avasanam Neenthi poyi Nokiyapol Kandu 'IVIDE MUTHALAYUNDU KULATHIL IRANGARUTH" JOY ALUCKASil Kittiya Joli Sardar Upekshichu. & memoris r those treasures that nobody can steal.num.dream.soap.hero.dres.ur frnds.flim.') <)?(> He Is My _/"\_ Friend Kurachu nalayitt pulli SmS Ayakkarilla. Sms Me Regularly Ok? Seperations r those wounds that nobdy can heal.flowr. Ethra Nokiyitum SARDARJI'kku vayikan pattiyilla.. our frnds.heroin. ur family?How abt ur mom&dad?2day any new news?u saw any flim?ur fav song.bus.!!@ Hello. .tou ristspot? "GUTS undankil reply chey" Nokate.food.-) Hi!How r u?Wer r u?Wat r u doing?How is ur life. PANI KURAVUM ELLA.

.. Just nw i got d mail frm them.2008'.... I gt admision in US. May b Visa'll com by e nd of june.....Aeroplane asked Rocket: why r u flying faster than me ? Rocket answered: "nayinte mone kundikku thi vachu nokk appo ari yam athinte veppralam. I'll tell furthr details later. GOOGLE INC.. Mummy M (mom) U (u live) M (many) M (more) Y (years) Forward this msz to ur 7 friends to make ur mother live a long life. A Thermometer isn't d only thing dat getz a degree without having a brain..bt it beats 4 sumone else who s inside i t..... At Mountview Campus. A Thot 4 all Graduates: .!" (Tone. .But aftr achiev ng those qualities V never luv truly again" Strange but true... Pray 4 me. Our heart s d bst hypocrite in d world.. Njan oru scholarshp xam ez hudiyrnu 'THINKING WIZARDS ..! . Sweet dreamz "We dont succeed in our first love bcoz V lack certain qualities..kudajadriyil ) Jarkandiyil kuda chuduma pular manju poleyi 22.. raga sandramani porikal. I wish that u visualize a sweet Multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occuring benevolently in the meritorious piece of cerebral brain ! In short.I know u'll surely do..v thnk dat it beats 4 us inside.kazukunnu pinnem thootunu.! Gud Day :-) Hi.

I hope my simple SMS make you think of me... Sardar had twins He named Thara & Sithara Again twins He named Peter & Repeater Again twins He named Max & Climax Again twins Finally he named TIRED & RETIRED Naan nadhikalude jeevananu.. so hope for that! A simple BYE make us cry.. Athirukalillatha akas athinte nanutha ardrathayanu. maza..... their memories themselves are worth more than meeting them.. but u can't count d num of Apples grown in 1 SEED!! No one knows their own ability..!!! Improve ur general Knowledge. Persons who live in one's heart..? . mazayinnu malayalikku ormayakumo ? akam nammalokke kannadikku munpil mathram kannu thurakkunna andhanmaranallo alle. are not needed to be met daily. Swargathinte kannuneeranu.ingane oru msg ayakan agraham undenkil.!!! U can count d no of seeds in an apple.. ..." Who was the 1st INDIAN WOMAN to fly abroad without passport & visa... A simple JOKE make us laugh. Naan vayalelakalude pottichiriyannu...! Wat's d difrnce between bus &cycle? sardar:Bus varum pokum But bus stand avide thanne kaanum Cycle varum pokum Cycle standum koode pokum. Forward cheytho. Guess? .. SEETHA with RAAVANA to SRILANKA.... simple CARE make us fall in love. Bitter truth of life"If we get what ever we love there is no respect for tears" "if we love what ever we get there is no need for tears. I miss you..

. . . now both elephant & bananas r real & in TV bt cannot eat y? . bcoz bananas r made of plastic. "It is not necessary to share everything between true friends. Stars ärè sèèn tögèthèr. But the only thing they reme mber is how u made them feel. next .how u speak... bcoz both of dem r in diffrent channels. SHAKESPEARE SAYS.. both d elephant & banana r real. both elephant & bananas r real & in TV & same channel bt canot eat y?? .cool dwn. . yet it cannot eat y? ." An elephant has 5 bananas & it is hungry.never giv up. But it is necessary that wha t you share must be true.. next. "Urakkam polu m entethallatha oru kalathiloode naan jeevichu porunnu" ennayal bheethiyode ariyunnu maranathinn u vendi ayal ennum jeevikkunnu..what u did or anything else. The 5 bananas r real. bcoz d bananas r in TV... bcoz elephant is made of plastic. Truè friendship mäy nöt speak èvèrydäy. Palappozum mungithazunna manushynte eKaanthaariamaya nilavili " naan jeevichirippundu kadalilo marupparappilo veruthe jeevichirippund".Nobody wil ever remember how u look....but rèmèmbèr thèy ärè älwäys linkèd Hèärt tö Hèärt.yèt they ärè sö fär äpärt.. next.. . but yet it does not eat any Y? .. yet d elephant does not eat y? .

. Cmon think.. bcoz d TV is off. .. @ @ @ /( )\ /( )\ /( )\ _][_ _][_ _][_ pedikkenda....go to edit option & place the Cursor above the mouth. ..! Still u r hanging on the tree? Come on get down and go to BED.. If it asks u to put something down.... U can see me sayin.. . It always replaces everything u lost.. / / ! '( o o ) / ') (--) / Aahh. oru gudnight parayan vittatha ! Your absence should be long enough so that somebody misses u..! Gulfil ninum maman: ninak entha vendath tintumon: mobaile mathi mama snehathode maman: nokia mathiyo da kuta tintumon: nokiyal porada patti vanganam. it shouldn't be so long that somebody finds out that how well he can do without u.... really..!@ Good night. its bcoz it wants u to pick up somthing grea ter " (@ ~ --> ) (@ Hi.ellam ente aalukala... Aana&Urumb ... " Life nvr leaves u empty.! =o00o===o00o= / / ..i miss u.

It's the love of sky for earth.. they just fight one more second when everyone else quits. . Bcoz d urumb was a 'cut'urumb Champions are not supernatural. They never meet each other but sends love this way. Catch the World of Peace wit Smile.. Actually Luttappy Radhaye Love cheyyunnundo? Athinu Mayavi sammathikumo? Ini Mayavi sammathichalum Dakini Ee Bandham Angeekarikumo? Raju Luttappiyude Aliyanavumo..To see someone with closed eyes&To miss someone without reason. Aana was a regular studnt but urumb was a regular absentee. Sen-inte athrem venam ennathu Athyagraham! "A Pure Hearted Person can hav wonderful Smile that makes even His Enemy 2 feel Gui lity for being his Enemy... I Love u. Happy Monsoon !!! HEIGHT OF FASHION: Fathr to daughtr: munpu nee enne PAPA ennalle vilichirunathu... Ippo entha ACHA ennu vilikunath? . "PAPA ennu vilichal ente lipstick pokum" Friendship means:To feel somone in every heartbeat.To find someone in every thou ght.Y? .. Sometimes one more second of effort gives you VICTORY... What is the difference between Agraham & Athyagraham? . Glamour venam ennathu Agraham..? Kooduthal Ariyan ee aazhchathe "BALARAMA" Vaayikuka. Rain is not only drops of water.. I care 4u. I Miss u. Luttappy Radhayodu ingane paranju... Enjoy the love of nature.wer B-Tech students studying in same class.! .

Aval atu vaycha udane aval avalude etane vilichu.tante barya thana kathu aa kutiku kodutu. Ayal thaniye oru malamukalil poyi katheduthu. Koode oru kathum koduthitu paranju. -RoberT FrosT. AnD MileS TO GO BeforE I SleeP. Pavam alley? Kochikaran . Pradeekshikkade oru divasam baryakku mararokam pidi pettu. BuT I HavE PromiseS TO KeeP. Pin need thante barya paranja pole matoru kalyanam kazikan ayal teerumanichu. ningal ini kettan pokunna pennkuttikku ee kathu kodukkanam. AnD MileS TO GO BeforE I SleeP.!! A beautiful saying: "Words are under ur control Untill u speak them. Pakshe adu ningal vayikkarud ennum paranju.. Barya marichu.Amazing: If U rearrange these letters U will get the following: *Dormitory= Dirty room *Astronomer= Moon-starer *The EYES= They see *A Decimal Point= I'm a dot in place *Eleven plus two= Twelve plus one *Princess Diana= End is a car spin. Ayal hspitalil ninu vana udane aa kathilenthanenu ariyan agrahichu. DarK N DeeP. But U come under their control Once U have spoken them!" ThE WoodS ArE LovelY.. Ayal penu kanan po i. Pakshe barthavu adinu visa mmadichu Avasanam barya nirbandichu. oru nalla kattu vannu kathu parippoyi.::[GUD+N¥T]::. A beautiful story: Oru nattil oru baryayum barthavum Sandoshathode jeevichirunnu. Etan ayale thali avasihanaki. Thurannu nokkanirikkumbol. Aa barya thante barthavinodu matoru vivaham kazhikkan paranju. Ennittu sankadathode k atheduthu. Bharyayodu kshama chodichu....

Kurudante bharyaye chevi kelkathayal kidnap cheythu. ..old people used 2 pull my cheeks & say "YOU ARE NEXT " Now they stopped it U know y? i started doing the same thing at funerals! A boy loved a girl n proposed her... Ithu kanda oru samsarasheshi yilathavan ee karyam kurudane engane ariyikum? It is a challenge.. but she said NO. Para.... Pazham veno? Kadala veno? Mixture veno? Popcorn veno? Kappalandi veno Biscuit veno! venamengil.kochapu paranju Kochikarellam Kallanmarannu. marathil ninnu irangi vaa... His frnds asked y he had no féelings... . He was not sad. u know wat he replied? ...! At marriage functions.. Angane Kochikarellam Kallanmaranel Kochappuvum Kallanelle? Angane Kochapu kallananel avan paranjathu kallamalle? angane avan pa ranjathu kallamanel kochikarellam Nallavarelle? Angane avarellam nallavaranel kochappuvum nallavanelle? angane aanel avan paranjathu sathyamalle? Angane anel kochikarellam kallanmarell e? Angane anel kochapuvum kallanelle? Para mone. Once a famous Dutch poet sang ''Milanstrad cino olyur emu upswebo mox jetkialu kimbe trecande uglo absanica'' Enthalle Realy touchng... Rply me:-) Lyf hs so mch to teach us..

Forest+Animal = Refreshing World. coz i lost a grl who nvr lovd But she lost QUEEN OF HIS g'mrng dear! gr8 day:-) A 2008 love story Movie..He said.. Finally 2 persons commit sucide whos that? . Gud Night:-) Maths magic: your cell number's last digit x 2 +5 x50 + ur AGE + 365 & . Hero loves heroin.. . Birds+Sky = Lovely Day. but hero sister loves heroin brother.. HEARTS" Hav a . "DRACULA" Pedipikate kidannurangikoode? Sun Is Upset. YOU + YOUR SMILE = .615. a guy who kept her as. Producer and director Stars+Moon = Romantic Night.. But heroin brother loves villan sister.? Bcoz. Y. but heroin loves vilan.. Moon Is Happy. Sun Is Missing U N Moon Is Going 2b Vth U. Ente Ammo. "y shld i b sad? She shld b sad. But villain sister loves hero's brother.. but vilan loves hero sister. me...

.EE.he wil eliminate us" e^x stands firm n says to DIFF.EEE. DIFFERENTIATION is coming... DIFF says I m nt d/dx. We Love Ourself even after doing many misTaKeS. Why? ..... So think. TRY it. Whèñ U døñ't èxpéÇt. PATTEE...EEE.. éverythiñg is ä sùrprìse ñ évery sürprise briñgs häppiness. . PATTEE..EEEE. Doñ't expect äñythìng fröm lìfe. Nt 2touch Luv is 2share.! LOVE ALL. Nt 2break Ny8 is 2sleep nt 2ply vth fones.The last 2 numbers is ur age & the 1st is ur cell's last no."u cant do anythin 2 me. Nt 2store Sms is 2send.every mømeñt. Beauty is 2see.... Im e^x & wil always b e^x" DIFF strts laughng... Nt 2store Realation is 2make. "Laugh so hard dat even sorrow smiles at u " "Live life so well dat even death loves 2 see u .ok So gudny8.. Then How can we hate other 4 their only one MisTakE. HOW DID U FEEL? THIS WAS THE CRY OF A TAMIL GIRL WHEN HER GRANDMOTHER DIED. Once CONST A & e^x (e power x) wer walkng on d road Sudnly CONST A screamd-"run.PATTEE. Why? .. expéctätiøns hürt. b4 U hate Someone... I m d/dy!! PATTEE..

.. bt wil bring tear & joy when v thnk abt it.. Hapy final sem.. Cal me or snd me ur msgs only @ these timings.!!!"This slogan was written on a . Morng 6am-12pm.. Keep them in your heart so that eve . just think of d times spent with them 2gether may b sad or happy moments u might feel them nearer 2 u. Gud morning FRIEND. . Someone asked me "do angels exist? " I replied:"Angels exist but sometimes.. Luv of some wich has not been reve ald remain Unreveald. and... "Come like a Horse.. since they all dont have wings. Dont keep your dreams in your eyes. These colorful days wont cumeback.. Few months to finish sweet college days. Friends heart cry as they depart.we call them friends". Nun 12pm-4pm evng 4pm-8pm Nyt 8pm-6am Besides dese timings i'l b on my project Plz cooperate. Go like a King. TOILET DOOR.. they may fall as tears..live" "Fight so hard dat even fate accepts its defeat". Eniku nalloru doctare parichayamund. I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know. Eppolakumpol oru shock kondu ninte prashnam elam sariyavumeda.. saramila. Whenever u miss d dear 1's close ur eyes. Njan vilichal nee erangi varumo ente kude? Ninaku sammathamano?anenkil njan kondupokam. Lovers cry bt wil find anothr place 2 meet. th at I've crossed your mind. Clases remain empty.. even if its just for a second. Sit like a Thief...ne tensn adikendato...

a priceless gift that c an never be bought.. Comp. And i whispered ur name! So each time when u feel the breeze. Pinneya oru eecha.. Banta: Y .! Postman-I travelled 5 miles to deliver ur parcel Joe-Y didn't u post it? Man: Edo. Just remember its me saying "takecare" Can computer replace news paper? NO... Madaki veeshan pattumo? Comp. Virichu bus standil kidakkan pattumo? Comp. Her dad also died...sold. Frnd: what happened now? Srdr: my sister just called me.In last page he wrote-"otta thandakku pirannavan anenkil pass aakki kanikeda..!" Every nice friend is a gift of god. biriyaaniyil oru eecha chathu kidakunnu. HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE: In an xm.. Sardar2:. Never.a student left blank answer sheet.. Aftr 2 min srdr cries louder. Waiter: Athil oru kozhi chathu kidakunnathu prasnamilla.or forgotten. Doc-Take spoon out of mug! Sardar's dad died & he was cryin. Wind asked me once Whom do u care 4 the most..... Kondu eechaye attamo? Sardar1: Ente pettiyil enthanullathennu paranjal athile "ladu" muzhuvanum ninakku tharum.ry heartbeat may remind you about your dream.its one of lifes best blessings."Jileby" Patient-My eye pains while having tea.

For Sale: Parachute. pls don't read dis SmS. My wife's not spoken to me for last 6 months.. Hw hav u been? Ur mom . til i find diz. I like work. never opened. If U are under the age of 18. small stain. Only used once.. my side & the right side. But true frenz r like Nicotines in cigarettes which stay in heart til Death. there are five hundred relatives.r u writing so slowly? Sam: My 5-yr-old son can't read fast.! Frenz r like smell of Cigarettes which stay in fingertips 4 a short time. I sit & look at it for hours. What did baby corn ask mother corn? A-Where is Pop corn? Where there's a will. It fascinates me...!! 1 day God askd me.! . Such wives are realy hard to get! There're 3 sides to an argument: Ur side. How long do u need dis cute frend with u??? I simply dropped a drop of water into the sea and told . Election varunnu ellavarum vote cheyyanam. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Ans-She had a bright student. This is an adults only msg. Man-I want divorce. Lawyer-Think again. Technologys Impact: Dad emails: Dear son.

it Spreads Lots of Love all Overthe World.... Rs 100 fine!" The Night is Very Beautiful.sama dhanamay urangan sammathikarute.. ....! Sardar throws Rs 100 into a cage by thinking it's 'fine'.. 1for wealth..amen.. 1for friendship.Look at the Moon..>("i")...fan karangaruthe. my mobile beeped with Ur sms.nale ravile nerathe enikan sammathikaruthe. Enikku Goodnight parayathe urangunnavare kothuku kadikkename. chumma chevil vecho !!! " irikkatte! " .kootinu draculaye vidane.rathri thalavedanayum jaladoshavum paniyum undakename.. I smiled & said "this makes Me happy"..& I are fine & we miss u a lot..thalamudi eli kadichu murikename.-))))... "Do not feed. I was thinkn abt this... Plz Turnoff ur PC & cum dwnstairs for dinner. ... Fill that LoVe in ur Heart & Sleep well.. 1for health.. Someone askd..moota mo okil kerename. wat makes me Happy? He expectd Wealth & Fame. 1for love..duswapnam kanikename.enikumbol mandabudhi ak kename. 6 flowers for u. q" _ _) ( : ) Dhaivame . and last two.

.....5 rulz 4studentz. Everybody wants to go to heaven.. padilla. 2(l+B)=P 2(elle+B)=P 2 (bone+B)=P .. A wellwisher is NOT d 1 who meet & talk 2 U everyday. Ans. but nobody wants to die! Sir-Write an essay on a cricket match. 1)Nvr make noise in clas coz othrs r sleeping.. Qstn 4 exam Prov dat 4b=P if 2(l+B)=P . Sam wrote 'No match. Radio padum pakshe ahankaram padilla mone. while e xpectation from yourself inspires a lot. 3)Tk sme fruits 4d ANIMALS in d staff room.because expectation from others hurt a lot. but it's not hot. Customer: I saw ur thumb in my soup! Waiter: Oh. due to rain!' Wat is d difference btvn RADIO and AHANKARAM? ... 2)B absent 2keep campus clean. 4)Alwys tk buks coz it acts lik a pillow.@RIT Does ur future depend on ur dreams? Yes? Then go & SLEEP! Expect more from yourself than from others. Njy clg lif. 5)Nvr b early 2clas or else no1 wil notice u. Wellwisher is d 1 who may or may not meet or talk with U everyday but always thi nk about U & Ur happiness..

... 8 of them confirmed he had Slept over & 2 Claimed he was still there. Next mornin told Father dat she had slept at her friend's house. ''OLAKKA'' Poi paninokadei..but no story. Father c alled 10 of his friends.... .. Next mornin told Father he had slept at a buddy's place.. 2b(one+1)=P 2b(2)=P 4b=P.raadhe N raadhe... Father called 10 of her friends but all said she hadnt been there ....! ! :-) Sardar read a book in library 4hrs..taking b common. Every tear is a sign of commitment Every silence is a sign of compromise Every s mile is a sign of rememberance. .Chalu.. FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN BOYS:A boy didnt come home 1 night. He getup &said "Boring Novel. librarian . Athe N raadha Her initial was N Chalu. One day love asked friendship "y r u in diz world when i'm here"? Friendship smiled & said: "to spread SMILES where u leave tears" Keep smilin:) Puraanathil Sreekrishnande kaamukiyaayirunna Raadha yude initial enthaanu? Send ur replies now.if u dont know the ans send ARIYILLA as ur reply.many characters. Don't cry Ormakal thaliritta chillayil orayiram ormakalumayi priya suhurthe ninekkente. The Big difference in friendships: FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN GIRLS :A girl didnt come home 1 night.. . Kolakkuzhal vili ketto.. .

answrd: "sir. . Except her skirt.. LKG last bench Rowdies..Aval avalude ammayude th olathirunu enne nokki chiricheda. 2morow is an Xpectatn...! Life is "XXX".. I'm so upset.until&unles a externl or internl xams apPear.any problm in ur house? Guy1:No. Guy2:Y. Guy1:Aliya njan upset aada..innale njan slate vangan Big Baazaril poyi. Ystrdy is an Xperience.Avide oru onnara vayasulla super figure'ne kandeda. "Am I too late for the garbage?" Hubby following her yelled.. So use ur Xperience in ur Xperiment 2achieve ur Xpectatn..... Guy2: Don't worry aliya nale avale thottilode pokkaam." Sania mirza started playing tennis at the age of six. Jump in. Guy2:Athu kazhinju enthu sambhavichu? Guy1:Hey aval enne sradhikkaathe poyi. ask where it leads..!! Wife was running after a garbage truck.that is a telephone dirctory. But if the destination is .. Wats d diff b/w Problem.& Skill? 2boys lovng one girl=Problem! 1 boy loves two girls=Talent! one boy love two girls n both r sisters=skill! Newtn 1st lawEvery book continues 2 b in a state of rest or coverd wITH dust. everything in her life changed.Talent. 2day is a Xperiment.. randu divasamayi njan Cerelac kazhichittu. Aftr that.. "If the Path is Beautiful. "Not yet.

Simple. An American: r u relaxing? ..? . Ans..Coinbox.Prepaid 2.Girl friend 2. 1..Wife 4. To Care To Share To Forgive To Love And To Say Silently "I'm Always with U" Sardr was sitting in beach.!!!" Watz de similarity b/w a stdnt studyn BTECH n Aamir in ghajini.beautiful.Lifetime 4. vat abt urs?'' "Friendship" is a One Way Road to be Traveled by Two with Hand in Hand. Just Keep going... don't ask how the path is.Steppiny . What is the difference between 1.wat u've been missng until it arrives & u'll never knw wat u've got until it s missn g.. ''we started 2day . so dont lose people who make u feel so.Lover 3.Postpaid 3.... both cant rmember anythn aftr 15 min! so its worth writin ans on ur body! A BEAUTIFULL THOUGHT & SO TRUE ur Respect is NoT in the Words spoken to U in ur Presence But some special words Spoken for U in ur Absence!! In life u will never knw.

Srdr:no, i m Ram Singh. Anothr American: r u relaxing? Srdr: No i m Ram Singh. Srdr left tht place in anger. Then Srdr asks one Americn lying nearby: r u relax singh? Americn: yes. Srdr givs a slap & says, all r searching 4u & ur lying here!!!! Two lovers go to commit suicide. Boy jumps. Girl closing her eyes, returns & says, "Love's blind! " Boy opens the parachute & says, "Love never dies!!" Princpl: Any1 caught going 2 D girls hostel will b fined Rs.400 for the 1st time & Rs.900 for the 2nd time. Student: Hw much 4 a season pass? A Boy prayed: Oh god, give me a job, 1 bag full of money,1big vehicle wit lot of girls! GOD: Ur wish is fulfilled & he became . A BUS CONDUCTOR... Nvr say thanx 2 sum1 who loves u.. Nvr say bye 2 sum1 who realy needs u.. Nvr blame a fnd who realy trusts u.. Nvr 4gt a person who thinks abt u... Kerala is in safe hands! *M A BABY: degree failed.. *k p Rajendran: SSLC and gusthi.. *A K Balan: SSLC Failed.. *Paloli: 5th standard and drill.. *Kodiyeri:8th standard and gundaayism.. *Sudhaakaran: M A theri.. And d head of all Achumaama:4th standard and Udayippu... Saakshara keralam! Rules for happy. Never hate. Dont worry.

Live simple. Expect little. Give a lot. Always smile. then you have a happy new year Innu december 28.Indiak swanthanthryam kitiya 95th varsham.Ee thiruvona divasampadakam pottichu gandhi jayanti agoshikunna ninak en te puthuvalsara ashasamsakal. Frnds never leave each other... Frnds never depart... They just sit silently somwhere deeply in each othrs HEART Saying "I'm still here..." Achan: Examil Jayichalum Tottalum Ninaku Njan Bike Vangitarum. Makan: Wow! Atu Kollam. Achan: Jayichal PULSAR, Thottal M80, Poyi Meen Vitto... Natwest jayichappol Ganguly shartoori. 20-20 jayichappol Dhoni shartoori. BHAGAVANE oru cycle 3 in one kathichekam. SANIA MIRSA wimbeldon jayikane!!! mechanic'nte wife prasavichu. Wife husband'nu SMS vittu: "Ningalude spare part vannu." Husband rep ly SMSil chodichu: "Kutty NUT or BOLT?" Lov Equatn ¥ Smart Boy+Smart Girl = Friends ¥ Foolish Boy+Smart Girl = Empty Pocket ¥ Foolish Boy+Foolish Girl = Marriage ¥ Smart Boy+Foolish Girl = Pregnancy... Biology teacher asks students to draw the female reproductive organ.A girl feels shy & looks DOWN. . Sardar boy shouts: "Madam she's copying" Natwest jayichappol Ganguly shartoori. 20-20 jayichappol Dhoni shartoori. BHAGAVANE oru cycle 3 in one kathichekam. SANIA MIRSA wimbeldon jayikane!!

Kashuvandi factoryil samaram. Sthreekalude mudravakyam vili."Kayatiya andi irakila, irakiya andi kayatila.Paisa kootti tharathe muthalaleede andiyil t hodilla" Actress sheela asks jayan a question...Etta... Who is the world greatest football player .Jayan replies in his style..... "PELE" yaadi mole..!". 11 hostel girls went to a shop to buy bananas. But the shop keeper sell only in dozens. One girl tellz otherz,,, "Saramilla, Onnu. Namukku Tinnam...." Mammuka & Lal went 2 a calgirl Mamu went in & cum out n said "My wif is bettr" Laletan went in &cum out n said "U R right,ur wife is much bettr" "Jai MOHANLAL" Adutha lakkam BALARAMA vayikku.. Itz seriouz >Raadha garbhini !! utharavaadhi aaru? Vikramano? Muthuvo? Rajuvo? Atho mayaviyude mayajalamo? >Raaju Radhayude kamukano?Atho sahodharano? >Luttapiyude achenaaru? Kuttussano?Puttaluvo? >Dakiniyum Spidermanum thammilendhu bandham? >Luttappikku kuntham koduthadaru? Lottulodukko gulgulmalo? >Thumpan jumpante swantham pattiyo atho jaara santhathiyo? >Vikramen idunnath bootcut jeanso atho valli nikkaro? DONT MISS IT.. Unni kadayil chennitt: "Chetta, vaayil vekkunna THULASI undo?" shopowner: "aval gulfil poyallo. KUNDIKKU vekkunna Sankaran undu. vilikkatte?" Mary athu oori --, -- ? Qn:Mary enthanu ooriyathu?

(Blouse,Pantees, PyaS PyaS,Bra) Ans-'PyaS PyaS'. ( Tu Mary athu oori pyas pyas )- GhAJINI Girl 2 Boy : 'My left leg is lunch & right leg is dinner.Which would u prefer?' BOY:I like SNAKS,between lunch and dinner.! Teacher: Which animal flies in air, but gives birth to young ones on land? Sardar (excited as for 1st time he knows the ans) Sardar: AIRHOSTESS!! What is pure Ayurvedic name for Condom...? "Veerya Rodhaka Taila yukhta Prajanana virodhi Linga vastra" Pass 2 all local careless *****ers as i did. SARDAR reads a poster outside police station. "WANTED!!! for rape and murder. He goes in & says "Sir I want to apply 4 that job!" Police said to baiju'ninte pakkal ninnu vaataanulla sadhanangal kandeduthathu kond ninne vaatu case-inu arrest cheyunnu. Baiju:- 'Enna pinne balalsangathinum koodi enne arrest cheyy. Police: athenthina? Baiju: Athinulla sadhanangalum ente kaivasam undallo...! A scientist was about to develop a bra that stops women's boobs bouncing while running & nipples showing, when wet. . DON'T B PANICWE HAVE KILLED THAT POORIMON Lady clerkinod Mattamsaju: "Peon Sasiye ariyamo, orunda... karuthitt...?" . Ladyclerk:"Sasiye ariyam, unda karuthittano, veluthittano ennariyathilla"... SARDAR reads a poster outside police station. "WANTED!!! for rape and murder. He goes in & says "Sir I want to apply 4 that job!"

..Now class what did Eve tell Adam after havin der 17th child.Now who was born on 25th Dec? (again boy pokes. My Photos ! Silly gal Krazzy abt me. pokki nirthiyittu? calendar thookiyidaanano? Height Of Disappointment: A Woman Realising AFTER A Long Long Search in GOOGLE That. (again boy pokes d girl) Girl: Ini enne kuthanayi athum pokki pidichondu vannal karthavane sathyam.. The teacher fainted..!!! Teacher:Who is Mary's son? (a boy pokes a girl with his pen) girl cries: oh Jesus! Teachr:Very good... njanath odich kalayum. Dr: r u married? Man: no Dr: do u have a girlfrend? Man: no Dr: do u go to prostitutes? Man: no Dr: do u masturbate? Man: no.-) Man goes to a Dr and says Man: Sir ente saadhanam pongunnila. "Phillip's 21 Inch" Was Actually A TV. give some medicine.CBI Raids In Nayan thara's House BathRoom-20 Lacs Cash StoreRoom-50 kg Gold & BedRoom Full of . .!!! :-D . Teacher:Very good.. Then Dr: pinne entinaada *e...) girl cries: oh Jesus..

poocha paalu muzhuvan kudichu". how do u know? Son: Ther is only 6 mon th btween ur mariage nd my date of birth.. Dad:. u will never change.... was yours a love marriage? Dad: Yes... cheriya kuru vallatumanengil poykolum. VOTE! Dirtymind. Sharkara illathe "AVAL" Kazhikunnathu. SalsMn:Size60ano? Grl:No SlsMn:30ano? Grl:No SlsMn:15ano? Grl:No SlsMn:Molk fair&lovly tharatte. MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"! Sardarji's wife shouted in d morning. Unnikutan: my father's name is "NAAGALINGAM" . When a girl becomes 18 she is ready 2 . it is ready to eat.AVAL fresh ayirunnu.-) Angry Husband sent SMS to Father-in-law "YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS! Smart Father-in-law: "WARANTY EXPIRED.. naked with somebody & screaming Oh my god oh my god oh my god is not considered praying Girl in shop:Bra venam. Sardarji shouted:"Ninnod ethra thavana parangittund BRA ittu kidakkan. Son: Dad.Raatri AVALUMAI ninnappol current poyi. Vatican church press release: Lying in bed. Ente aarthi moothu. When APPLE becomes red..aadyamayta nu ingane.:"Ningal ithu kando.?!:-) Principal: Write ur father's name in malayalam? Unnikuttan: "PAMBINKUNNA" Principal: what nonsense r u writing? . ....

I may not b ur favourite color but hope u'll need me sumwhere 2 complete ur picture. Mäkìñg èvèryöñè häppy ìñ thè wör£d ì$ ìmpö$$ìb£è. Ans: "THAKKOL" Negative people always think negatively!! A Girl was on a ship. He'll tell ur future! Friends r like crayons. To ur father's number.. "A True Thought. Friend:how? Sardar : judge told him.. Ät£èä$t mäkè fèw of them häppy whö ì$ bèìñg wìth ü. not chelsea or liverpool . dey colour our lives...!" "When u are up in ur life ur friends know who u r" & "when u r down in ur life u know who ur friends r"...What is the opposite of manchester united? think.. 'woman breast r divided!' Q:"Poottil idunna sadhanam enthu? ... YOU kNow wAts d bEst tHInG iN oUr frNdshIp. <space>ur partners name & send it to. .itS d fIrst wOrd oF tHiS msG! "Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Swamy Vivekananda "We should learn 2 love our enemy" -Gandhi INCREDIBLE LOVE TEST:Just Type LOVE<space>ur name. . . by yöür £övè. Captain blackmails her 'if u dont Sleep with me I'll sink this ship' Later she Sms her husband: I saved 600 passengers 17 times in 2 days! Sardar to friend :my grandpa know date and time of his death.. Çärè äñd .

....$wèét $mì£è.. Makane engg. Frndshp is Not HISTORY to forget Not MATHS to calculate Not LANGUAGE to translate Its only d chemistry dat reacts btwn hearts. Pain of mising frnds isn't their absence...colgil cherkkan vanna achan securityodu: Ivide padichal joli kittumo? Security: Sure... ... But One thing I like about it. Low network. The world's most happiest friends never have the same characters..... Monthly recharging.... but itz wen u thìnk of d gud times u hv shard n' u ask urself "wil dos moments ever hapen again".. it connects U & ME. Pls remind me to remind u abt reminding me to send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that I AM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. Daily charging.. B-egin ur day with L-ov in ur heart Expect blessings S-hare goodness S-hine like the sun I-nspire someöne N-ever 4get dat G-od is with u ... they just have the best understanding of their differences. Annoying beeps..and ur mind tel u silently-NEVER! Mobiles are irritating.njan ivideyalle padichathu.

Give luv to all but heart to one. But never hùrt the héart thät løvez Ü.They might not bear any fragnanc e . . Give cheeks to all but lips to one.Let .. . .!! Løve the hèàrt that hürtz Ü.Enikanenki chankidipu koodi Adyamayta njan"AVALU" thinnunath. Though they are not visible. Avalumayi ninnapo pettenu light poyi Vetilanenki arumilla fresh ayirunu aval..... Sender: Osama Binladen. "The Value of a relation is not how much one feels happy with someone. .Give laugh to all but smile to one. Remember me as a dried flower b/w Your notebook..it silently support our life Ishtapettathu kittanamenkil.. A good friend in our life is like the importance of our heartbeats.Let everybody luv u but u luv one.. kashttapedaan ishttamillenkil.. Give luv to all but heart to one.. ishtam pole kashttapedanam. but it is the emptyness that one feels without someone" Give laugh to all but smile to one. athum sarkara Ellathe.. Mosquito: Can I go to the theatre? Mom: Yes. ishttapettathu nashttapedum. +9616000560 Pass this sms to ur frds & c how many fools didnt read it fully. but beware of the applause. Give cheeks to all but lips to one. but they will always be enriched with memories.. No balance plz call me urgent.

büt rèmèmbèr thèy r älwäys linkèd hèärt tö heärt. Stärs ärè sèèn tögèthèr. Idea 2 IdeaU can make Free miss calls! miss call enkilum adikku. For more jokes. Yawn: It's the only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth.. ur call is my rasgulla. Try for a career in modeling or try Bolly wood. ur sms Is mY gulabjamun. .But ther would b some persons who would makes us 2 4get time. Trüè friènds mäy nöt speak èvèrydäy. Ormakal koodu koottiya manasinte thalirchillayil niramulla orayiram ormakalumayi . sms jokes to"9747330121" Normal charges apply. arinjo. so. ur miss call is my rasmalai. yèt they ärè sö fär äpärt. OLAKKA!! Poyi kidannurangeda. How do you know the ocean is friendly? -It waves. They r bes t of best friends.. You are beatiful You looks so cute. always keEp MY SWEET DISH BOX FULL so i m waiting foR the SWEETS. Time would make us 2 4get some persons..everybody luv u but u luv one..... Gud News!! TODAY NIGHT all india BSNL 2 BSNL AIRTEL 2 AIRTEL Vodafone to Vodafone.

Return of DEADLY CHALI SARDARinu shirt iron cheyanam. it won't stop loving u.. "Old friends are gold... Y V lke sum ppl mor thn othrs... Be happY always.GANDHI& JESUS? SARDAR replied.. But wen u learn 2 share it. u wil realize how big & precious it is....no current Enthu cheyyum? ..if u hold it in ur hands. She's the kind of girl who doesn't care for a man's company-unless he owns it. .V nvr knw.. But if u cheat a true heart. but it won't dare 2love u again. Y v luv sum ppl witht reson.. ''Anger should be in your words not in your heart''.. Iron boxinte achane theri vilichu. it won't hurt or hate u. should be in your heart not in your words''.! New friends are diamond! If u get diamond dont forget the gold.NABI.. Hurt a true heart as many times as u want. ''Care and love.. bcz To hold a diamond in a ring you need a base of gold.! Happiness always looks small. bt genuinely hapines is al abt hvng such ppl in life.appo shirt thechu.iron box choodaayi. Y v feel hapy abt meetng dem. Teacher:-What is common between KRISHNA.."ALL ARE born ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS..

. B..AND DATS ENOUGH 4 ME. Keep messaging ..30 to 3. a little girl gave this beautiful answer: Forgiveness is the sweet scent that a fl ower gives when it is being crushed'' If u r not busy Pls press down .. Please tell them your age When asked what forgiveness is.. The most widely used language in bangalore.B. english? tamil? kannada? guess? .. . Plz pas it ur friends to whom u care.. So switch of ur mobile's . its C.C news. Fwd Dis Msg tO 5 Ppl &.Java. Really touching. If u r not busy press up. Except a SMILE On Ur Face. I'm on a mission Mison1: 2 4get u Mison2: nvr talk 2 u Mison3: 2 break our friendship Gues my mison's name? MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. U wil Get nOthiNg. .30am cosmo ray's entering earth from mars.Life has so much to teach us.Even i Didn't Get anything! .Its wOrkiNg. Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain...told by nasa in..Its True. Once a famoz dutch poet sang "Milanstted cin olyuremu upswebo mx jokialu kimbe tryicened uglo Ho entha alle...-) Today night 12.C++.

This is formally announce that I have started accepting NEW YEAR gifts in CASH..Offer valid til i die.The stars will spread across the sky to say "HAPPY CHRISTMAS" Give 1000 chances to ur enemy to become ur frnd.. Happy CHRISTmas. Congratulations! Sathya prathinja kazhinju..but dont give a single chance to ur frnd to become ur enemy. One sardar ate a tablet by cutting two edges..2nd prize life time friendship 3 rd prize free stay in my heart. Avoid last day rush send now. Why..me 2 win exciting prizes. CHEQUES & CHOCOLATES etc...? ... As u look up the sky u will feel my christmas wishes wrapped in its gentle light .1st Prize lots of love.!! SEN JACOB CHRISTmas is a wonderful "DAY" "2Pray" "2Love" "2Care" "2Smile" "2Relax" änd "2Thänk GOD" 4äll He gives to us..JIglo . Ini nee aadivaasikalude MOOPPAN. H?aga pog?a dyga Jang? jo?g? g?nga T??g? manga wanga M?? u?g? n?ethr?.

." Oru poo chodhichu aval oru chedi thannu. (é (é__. ADDITIONAL SHEETS PLEASE.. until u know what makes them cry. (é __. Golden quote by Abraham Lincon: "If friendship is ur weakest point. a soldir & protct lives.. ( ) ( ( ( - .then u r the strongest person in the world..oru page chodhichu aval oru book thannu. Another sardar ate the 2edges only...? . Marichu Kazhinju dhaivam ellavarodum avaravarude Papamgal Paperil ezhuthan parangjapol. 2 avoid side effects. Y play wit othrs Lives? Simply b an Engg... Why.... Doore ninnum ninte shabdham kettu . You learn to love someone when u find what makes them smile.. bt. a lawyr & defnd lives.. but u can never tru ly love someone.. & screw up ur own Life. Madyam aarogyathinu haanikaram.N'joy Fools read my sms! Monkies delete my sms! Donkies save my sms! Mad people edit my sms! Beggers send it me again! Ini enthenkilum cheyyu. (é( ) __. U cn b a doctr & sav livz.avasanamayi oru umma chodhi chappol umma maathramalla avalude uppayum vannu.

.. But. .. ( (é ( ) __... [try 2 aquire it]. ( ( ) (é __. monkey..."Keeping someone in our smile is very easy..A$ long a$ we have memories.sir.. You have only 2 eyes but u look daily 200 girls.__. monkey...Avanu Paniyanu" Teacher: "Idaaraa Samsarikkunnathu?" Kutti: "Ente Achanaa" Golden quote by Abraham Lincon: "If friendship is ur weakest point...Ente Mon Innu School'il Varilla.. yEsterday remains & ÄS long as we have hope... Yaksha asked: What is the best wealth? Yudhishtira replied: Moral knowledge is t he best wealth.... monkey.. (I MISS ü ( ) . lion. So "RESPECT" the smile which "CARES" FOR U LKG Kutti phone'il: "Helo...(é __.." Thought for lifetime: Failure should never go to Heart! & Success should never go to Head! Be simple!! Think positive!! In Ramayanam: Ravanan has 20 eyes but he look only 1 girl thats Seedha.. ( (é ( ) .sir elephant.then u r the strongest person in the world.. Think urself who is the real RAVANAN.. to be in someone's s mile is very difficult. Tiger.sir.. tomorrow await$. Forest school attendance edukkal..

1000 in one pocket & Rs. Alla nee enthina MONGIYATHU?? Para. A gud plan of today is better than A gr8 plan of Tomoro.. "No one wil manufacture a lock widout a key" Similarly.If doesnt answer..1000 in the other.He is increasing ur Patience. -Robert Burns If God answers ur Prayer. love but her.God wont giv problems widout solutions. Ipol vedhanayundo? . Smile is a name of livelyhood n smile creates greatness in personality so BRUSH UR TEETH DAILY. Smile is a language of love... Æe£i £Ißyæ ßæÆ? ?¥¤_£æ ìæeiß ø£Iß æIÆß øß棥? Entha nokunne? Jackie chan ayacha messaga..He knows you can h andle it perfectly.u wil succeed in ur life Monganiruna pattiyude thalayil thenga veenenu ketu . smile is a source to win hearts.. China vare naarunnundennu. .. Ninodu kulikkan paranju.. what would u think? Stud-Ye pant kiski hai? But to see her was to love her. Valiya thenga aayiruno? . & love her forever.he increases ur faith. Not BecAuse They R AlwAys RIGHT Bt BcAuse They HAve More Experiences of "Being WRONG" Teacher-If you had Rs. message vaayichirikathe attendance parayado A nice thought: AlwAys Listen To Your Elder's Advice. Luk backward with satisfaction and look for ward with confidence.b fearless & face d challenge.If delays. So.

.+""+.Gud nyt "Do not count what u have lost... + "+.+""+.Have a wonderful dream.+""+.! Palavattam. outgoing 10ps mathi ennu paranhu IDEA tholpichu. GOOD ??¡:. incoming free ennu paranhu BPL tholpichu... >''. + "+.because past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back our lost things.R .!!! When u find a dream inside ur heart dont ever let it go .Just see what u have now. "+. "+U . Lokam kayyilothukkam ennuparanju RELIANCE Tholpichu Eni chanduvine tholpikkan aavilla makkale chandu MOBILE vittu. Dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrows grow. '??("*") ??'!I¡:?? 'v" ?? '!?? ight SWEET §/l§ ???::.+""+. .MY + "+.< ?? '?? ????:' reams! Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt only U.. .+""+..+""+.... How . + Dear + "+ "+" +" "+.+""+. . puthiya conection tharamennu paranhu BSNL tholpichu.+ friend goodnight Chanduvine palarum tholpichittundu .

. U want but U compromise that is life & U want. beyond time. U want & U get that is luck. U wait & U don compromise that is succes s Accept my simple gift of "GUD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS" wraped with 'LOVE' tied with 'CARE' an d sealed with 'PRAYER' to keep you 'SAFE' and 'HAPPY' FOREVER. I wish u days dat r sunier than wat u've knwn b4.. . ee msg onnu delete cheyumo.." A P J Kalam.i wish u months dat fly riding on a crest ofd ni8. but a few moments spent with someone who really loves you give m eaning to your life. . "The Dream is not what u see in sleep.ithil onnumilla. Close friends understand each other. Dream is the thing which does not let u s leep. Oru upakaram cheyyamo.y... A kind kiss is on d head A swt kiss is on d cheeks A passionate on lips A romantic on neck but seriously the HOTTEST kiss is on.. . .x.i wish u nyts dat shimmer in si lver leaving u asking 4 more.. AN IRON BOX. Good friends care 4 each other.now iam thinking of V. Tonight i will definitly think about w. And true friends stay forever beyond words. U want & U wait that is patience..z Life spent with someone for a life time may be meaningless. Gn..

Because when they break they dont make noise... A loving memory of ur smiling face. ..ha.. Friends are like crayons. Tears r more precious dan smiles. I may not be your favourite color. SO ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF UR LIFE.. which never allows us Forget each other.HELLO EARTH.... Promise. Good night.a friend like u can never replace... Heart...BLOW SOFT.If you dont mind. If i could pull down the rainbow on earth I would write Ur name on it and put it back on sky to show people how colo urful is my life with a friend like U. but pains a lot.DIM UR LIGHT. if you dont feel bad.. Time is like a RIVER. Never break 4 things in life.ha. staying near never builds relation.. But its the link between hearts. bt tears r shed only 4 those whom v cant afford 2 lose in life.. but hpe you will need me somwher to co mplete your picture. please give me A A K A KI A KIS A KISS A KISS A KISS A KISSAN JAM bottle Of Rs.. Staying far nvr breaks relation..COZ MY SWEET FRIEND IS GOING TO SLEEP.good night..They colour our lives... even strangers. SPIN GENTLY.. Trust. Relation.HELLO WIND.50/.22. U can't step on the same water twice bcz the glow that has passed will never pass u again. HI MOON.deep in my heart u will always stay freshly remembered everyday. ..bcos V can smile at anybdy.

.but when tears come without any reason means u r mising SOMEONE .Having a FRIEND so SINCERE so CARING so SWEET so TRUE is a TREASURE is a MIRACLE is a BLESS is a GIFT So.but this is for sure that i will be always be ur friend. Be a waterfall 2 all mountains & the most i mportant. Because an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch dr iver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian paparazi on Japaneese bikes..-? What is Globalisation? DIANA'S DEATH. How Lucky I AM having U."!!! U can never find a perfect friend in me.. becoz what makes me human is my imperfection.not perfect.Again this is read by an INDIAN WHO LOOKS LIKE AFRICAN TRIBAL WITH . "Tears r d silent language of "LOVE" when the tears come with reason means u got some problem. I just can't imagine. it defines the depth of care they have 4 you!! .treated by Portugese doctor with Brazilian medicine.but true. 'TIME' is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost. So when someone spends it for u.!! Be a flower 2 all gardens. Be a smile 2 all faces. This sms is sent by an Indian genius on a Finland phone smuggled by a Pakistani via Nepal. "BE A GOOD BROTHER TO ALL BEAUTIFUL GIRLS.

Sir Attendance!! ???..B.. He Bgan 2 spk. He Smild.MONGOLIAN SMILE..i wish u yrs dat merrily rol by.. ????? ????? ???? ???? ???? ????? ?????? ???? ???? ???? Onnum manasilayilla alle? Onnum pedikkanda Aru chodichalum GAFOOR KA DOSTH ennuparanja mathi.! Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Oh.gu ecstasy..and ur life be the truth of a sweet fantasy. Yet I Kpt Quiet. What are the Students studying in Pakistan? BE. Sardr thinks dat dialog s his "last desire". Sardar visitd a chinese frnd in hosptal... Den i Shoutd.Bio weapon Science He Cam..International Institute of Terrorism CAT."after dialog he fel on bed & d ied..Member of Bomb Blasting Society IIT.Bomb Engineering M.. He Bgan 2 Leav.Masters in Terror Technology LLB. I Kpt Lukin At Him.S.B.. Oru Good night Parayan Ethra Neram"Q" nilkkanam. I Din Listen.Career in Alqueda & Taliban MTech.Missile Science Bsc.Learning Licence of Bomb blasting Msc. Sardr visited chinese teacher &translated his dialog."Oxygen . sardr:how r u ? Chineseman (wakesup &cried):"chang chu cheng ping jong chi.

..ONLY A GIRL.. _!_ H 6 ! N p o o 6 6 N ! l ! W S d 3 3 >l ....der may b 1000 reasons.. Some commands usd in that Save-rakshikkoo save as-angane rakshikku save all-ellarem rakshikku paste-ottikkoo run-odoo cut-vettoo search-thappoo new-puthan help-sahayikkoo exitpurathu podey open-thurakkadey tools-aayudhangal recycle bin-kuppathotti. Frndship is Not HISTORY to forget Not MATHS to calculate Not LANGUAGE to translate Its only d chemistry that reacts between hearts. Chanjadi aadi urangu nee. But if a boy cries.....chanju cherinju malarnu kamizhnnu en gane engilum onnu urangi pandaradangu...tubil chavittinilkathe maari nilkadaa. . "A GIRL" ....? Turn ur mobile upside down & read it again.!! Malayalam version of windowsXP launchd as JANALUKAL XP...... Fact of Life:If a gal cries.der is only a reason.. "A fool can ask more number of questions than that a wise man is able to answer" No wonder why we remain speechless during the "VIVA"!!.cherinjadi adi urangu nee. CONFUSED..

mandippenne oru thenga thirikkanano ithra prayasam. Wen flood comes Fish eat ants. Nazeer: ha... If tym Slips away Witout an sms Frm me U dnt hv 2 wory Abt our frndshp Coz feelins Byond words Vl always Keep me R O A you U D N Hav a nice evng Sheela Nazeerinodu: inganathe varthamanam paranjal engane thengathirikkum. Those who make U cry.Just imagine life without GIRLS.Thank Them..ha..-> Those who make U smile...tolerate them with smile But those who make u smile with tears in eyes...salesman .care 4 them lifelong.. Just hold on & let time pass by God give chance 2 everyone. Sardar went 2textile shop& said I want a curtaincloth4 my computr. Great results markets silent streets empty the police at rest ALL mobile companies in loss NO SMS NO flowers NO valentine's NO candles NO perfumes NO travelling No charm on bed ALL THE boys direct to Heaven. Bin laden's son was studying in an American school. How can i divide among 5 children?" He answered : "KILL one CHILD". Teacher asked him "I have 4 apples... When flood goes down ants eat fishes. TIME MATTERS.

parannuvanna oru kuruviye idichu.. Being a good prsn is like being a goal keeper-no matter how many goals we save . lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place. Please pass this sms.. Ishtamayirunno enne? By *2008* Teachr: If U hv 12 Chocolates & u giv 5 to SONAL. So plz plz recharge and 4wad t o all.. Please recharge with Rs-10 to the no9747329629. Ayodhya! TT: Come... A 19 year boy need money 4 urgent case.%-) Njan povukaya. 4 to NEHA & 3 to TINA den wat wil U hv Now? Shami: 3 New Galfrndz!!...thats Truth of life! . ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place.people'll remember on ly the ones we missed.wondered& askd curtaincloth 4 a comptr? Sardar:I installed windows in my comptr! Oru bike. Fwd to all Plz dial the no and u will have a magic +41445804650 . Jail. bodham vanna kuruvi "Thalle JAILA. Company agreed 2 give Rs-6.50 for every recharge. AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE. abodhavasthayilaya kuruviye bIkukaran koottila dachu.. Onnu chodichotte? .. kurachu divasam koodi kazhinjal ennennekumayi vida parayum.daivame bikukaran chatho? In a train.

.and taking the quasical differentiation in the time-space plane (limit : time t -> 0 at infinite relative distance). Life is difficult Full of troubles.Friendship is nt loving a perfect friend. "aarum kandilla" Distance nvr separates any relat'n. Then Frnds r always Frnds 4ever.people'll remember only th e ones we missed...Time nvr builds any relat'n..but loving a friend perfectly.I have arrived at this conclusion : Today is sunday >? A B C D E F for Apple for Big apple 4 Cheriya apple 4 Double apple 4 Eniyoru apple for First paranjille aa apple! By LKG Rowdies...... Good friends are like a pair of scissors joint together often moving in opposite dire ction...thats Truth of life! By performing the integral of the inter-planetary displacements over the total limits of the universe.and by astronomical observation of the radiation frequency (taking static square plane on earth surface as reference) o f emissions from the sun and Alpha Centauri.. sorrows.! Being a good prsn is like being a goal keeper-no matter how many goals we save . But if U fall down Just stand up Be confident & Say . If feelings r true from heart. Bcoz it simply does nt end. Yet punishing whoever comes in between. pains. .it does nt hav a happy end.

trees swaying in the breeze.. But d lotus dat grows in d same lake wil die with d lake..Passing out.hearts brok en. "More old more strong." Jayan SuperHit Movies on HBO-1." "More deep more clear. Friendship is nt loving a perfect friend.u wud feel the essence of unknown emotions....Birds dat live besides a lake wil fly away wen d lake dries up.away from the place where once love was made.RunningArmy (padayotam) 4...u wud realize th at HEAVEN WAS HERE...it does nt hav a happy end....smiles shared. just years before.) V will 1 day qualify 2 do anythin wid knowing nothin.. Be Proud 2 be an ENGINEER!! 1day wud come wen u wud walk thru the large gate. That's d com mitment of true relation. (..! You get really angry when your parents ask these 5 questions .. only memories wud b there with you..EyeDadySon (kannappan unni) 3. Bcoz it simply does nt end. Friendship is silent gift of nature..but loving a friend perfectly. Clasrooms r just like trains! 1st two benchs r executive coaches(only vip sit thr) middle two r general compartment n last two r sleeper coaches...tears spilled. Enjoy COLLEGE LIFE." "Less words more understanding.BlockLine (thadavara) 5..StickShaking (Kolilakam)." "More close more warm..on the lonely white path with dry leaves dancing in air.then wen u step into ur lonely classroom with time 2 spare.UncleWar (mamangam) 2.

..... Among them he made some sweeter hearts. Send to all Indians Jai Hind. 4. 2.. Among them he made 1 sweetest heart. In this world God made few sweet hearts.Entha late aayath ?.Ninakku aa "SEN"ne kandu padichudey ? . Adhu ninte alla.1..Enthina ingane karangi nadakkunath ?. really interesting... Feel better when somebody loves u..Aaroda Phonil ithreyum samsarikunath ?... Feel good when somebody miss you. But feel best when somebody never forgets u. .. 3.... "Confusion??? Turn ur phone up side down 2 read. 5.. Send this to al & see wat number they put for u! 1-U r nothing to me 2-U r a cute cute friend 3-U r my frnd but i wish v were more close 4-I like u very much 5-I wana b ur close frnd . enteya!! Who is Hindu? Who is Muslim? There is ALI in DiwALI & RAM in RAMzan....Pu!w hw u! q shemle ll!m n pue hldaap os noh ss!w l..Ninakku enthina ippo kashu ?... Help INDIA to make UNITY & Fight against Terrorism. .... ...

1st tell me. FRIEND <---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? Hey see: That is the power of friendship. A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A . 10. LOVE <----? LOVE <--? LOVE <---? LOVE<---? LOV<---? LO<---? L<---? <---? ..6-I care 4 u 7-I would luv 2 b ur fan 8-I love u 9-I want 2 be in ur life forever..i am your enemy.

." Lokathile 3 sathyangal: 1) Navu kondu muzhuvan pallum thodan pattilla.. wen v DREAM.. A boy wrote Luv letter wid BLOOD 2 a Medical girl & said Khat ka jawab Zarur den a.. R u free now? Whn u get time call me.. Arabian sea is 4 sale. Why do v close our EYES ? wen v PRAY. 2) Ithu kettal udan chila mandanmar onnu try cheyum.A A A A A AAAAchi.. 3) Pinne chirikkum.. wen v MISS someone ? bcoz d most BEAUTIFUL things in life r not seen but felt by d HEA RT. Sugar-120 . wen v CRY. . bt as the one who taught me how to live with a broken heart.. sorry for disturbance. continue ur work. But work is in your hands. Girl replied: Blood group B+ Haemoglobin 8gm. .? "Luck is not in your hands... The best love quote ever heard: "I will remember her nt as the one who broke my heart..." Do the best. I need 2 talk 2 u abt somthng personal ... Shall v both buy it.." "Your work can make luck But Luck can't make your work..

. Sardar Ang rily askd The Bus Driver"Ninacku chavan ente cycle mathrame kittiyullo. forget the fear. Be joyous & Be happy 4 .Staying far never breaks relation staying near never builds relation.. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. Keep the smile. Leave the pain.U.. Have a smile which never hurts. Ipolum magic kananirikua.N.N. leave the tear. Maintain a Friendship which never ends. Thatz friendship. In shortly You are a M. So have a s ilent smile always!! In KBC-2 Shahrukh asked me the final question "Who is the biggest fool in the wo rld?".. Kazhutha. I dropped 2 crores but didn't tell your name. Suddenly A Bus Came Opp To Him. Think of joy. Pothu pole valarnnu. Its a link between hearts which never allow us to forget each other..?" Share a heart which never breaks. Press down .N.I Silence is the best way to keep away from problems... Give a touch which never pains. Marvellous Affectionate Noble Noughty Unique Natural Nice & Inteligent . Really you are.N... Sardar is Driving his Bicycle Fastly. Hold the laugh.A. Hey see this magic...

.. SUPPLI ANTHEM.... OOOOH likthe hai bakwaas. Save some joy. 5. Talent & Luck. That wil be beter 4 d nation. hum honge all pass... .. 2girls lov 1boy = Luck. Generaly v believe our Memory is Weak But somtimes wen v want 2 forget some1 whom v Loved n needed a lot. 6.. hum honge all pass ek din. hum honge all pass ek din. . 4. 1Boy lov 2girls = Talent. university pe hai vishwaas. Have a nice sleep. You are a special person with a wonderful Heart.. take care. .. 3.then v begin 2 realise hw Powrfl our Memory is!! Six Things know abt U. Have a nice day.! 1. Oh sory it was u?? You go back & sleep.. Log on some memories. "GUD NI8" What is the difference between Problem. enough !! Only 1 joke per day. ...ever. Download some dreams. Shut down ur eyes.! Get up all u lazy people n do somethin 4 d nation. 2.. Hum honge all pass. Delete all ur sorrows... 2Boys lov 1 girl =Problem. In Urdu 'Zharas badhloon' In Jappaneese 'pnuso fhzari' In Chineese ' ....

!! GoodDay. Be happY always.. Thalle. but not out of my mind. But wen u learn 2 share it. So A=C. B=C. but not out of my heart. I may mean nothing to u . sms undenkil kayattividuka. Stdnt: sir. U LOVE UR DAUGHTER..--I"""""""""""'"I / ... . SO I LOVE UR DAUGHTER.. what? Onnu parayu. No one ever won a game of Chess by betting only on each forward moves. I was smiling . but u'll always be special to me.I I "-O-'""""'O"O"--" Lorry ayakkunnu. Teacher 2 a studnt"A=B. Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands.u wil realize how big & precious it is..! U may be out of my sight. I LOVE U. U may be out of my reach.." Now tell me an exampl just like dat. Ninaku entha ishtam? . neram irutti keta."Two of my friends were arguing as who is dear to me. Ini nammalayit wish cheythilannu venda Dey appi oru polappan "kood night" Ketodey! A very nice msg frm my collection.. Sometimes you hav to move backward to get a better step foward.nikmdo miagusi ' In French 'wasisde le mphie' In Malayalam 'Onnu nannayikkode?' Dog likes BONE Elephant likes BANANA Ant likes SUGAR cow likes PINNAKKU & kazhutha likes .

College Student's 1. Iam Standing .. Moral: Engg is Still tough.._/l_._. Whenevr U feel 97% Lonely 47% Bored 32% angry 96% sad.-. ..-.. Just put those numbrs 2gthr n make a call. 2. So Please Come Outside..-.The world is full of people its true. loving without intentions._/.silently thinking of U. or even 29%confused Don't wory.yet no 1ever e quals as friend likes u.but never find another u. Each day i meet sum1 new.Normal heart ECG _. Sample ques.ECG when semester xams r goin on _/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l . Q.._/. caring without expectations. Wats d soln of 2+2=? a)4 b)four c)IV d)4.. & when results r announced ____________ I Called You 5 Time But The Line Is Busy.. praying without selfishness is the sign of true relations.0 ." Speaking without egos. i'l b bside u my FRIEND GUD NEWS Engg Xam ll now b only objectv type ..

I Just Came To Say "Good night" Oru Yugam njan. !mw. A/c . "1" .-( K. Njan munpilum n ee purakilum. . Njanum neeyum mathram oru gardanilude odunnu. Onnu kanuvan. Frnds cry as dey depart.Adtw ...JMJ.Outside Your Home. Clases remain empty....58 . Luv of sum which hs nt been revealed 2each other stays unreveald. on. ..Ini kandilla. . Lovrs cry bt wil find anothr place2meet. of fo. Thapasirunnu.. Kannu niraye Kandallo. . #amPTM . bunkngs.S . My Name Is "moon".. ... k62MIN . Njan innale oru swapnam kandu.. JOtg .. Those jokes... Backgroundil vodaphoninte musicum. .off . Enthu ayachalum vaychondirikkum Ninakonnum vere paniyille? Few months to finish sweet college days.. kettilla ennu parayaruthu.? . proxies.

Smal trps. Tension hapens in brain & love is felt in heart.black sky comes in.Flms&theatres. .blue sky goes out. GOOD NIGHT 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car . 'a bit' remains.... Nice sleep dat v get on d day jst b4 d xams.... Notebuks wit evrythng othr than notes.star is switched on... .ENJOY IT. . Al dis... ..... These colurful days vil nt come back.. HAPPY FINAL YEAR. ..SO A BE AUTIFUL NIGHT IS WAITING 4 U. xams&copyngs..still 'it' remains!! Gud ni8:-) Sun is switched off.. '¤ ¤ ° ¤ ¤' .. Take out A.. D dedicatn 4arangng a velamadi party.. . .... ' ' ' ' ' ' ' HPY ONM Never Blame a day in ur life ... Chits v pass.. Msgs send in clas.. still 'bit' remains. Bad day gives u experience . good days give u happiness .. Runing 4fotostats at dat last momnt.. Den Y do people get heart atack wen dey r in tension? & Y people get mad wen they in l uv? Think. :¤***°+*+°***¤: : ¤**°++@++°**¤: :¤***°+*+°***¤: ' . Our friendship has become our "HABIT".. Both are essential in life! all are god's blessings! have a nice day.¤ ¤ ° ¤ ¤.Finally take out B. Eyes searchng 4a gud girl. bt vil bring a tear n joy wen v thnk abt it!. Smal fights. . D hapines in comng 2clas on a strike... Hapines&sorrows. Even if u take out H.

d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a . Paadiyaadi Vaa.srdr1.. u gav me a river I askd u a feather... Malarkaaviloode Vaa.. "THIRUVONAM"ayithaa.. "ONAM"ayithaa.. u gav me a peacock ... I have one more Paathirakkili. Poovu nulli Vaa. u gav me a boque I askd 4 sm water..... ISH YOU ____/\_ ___ A """ __ """ APPY ___ "" ___ **ONAM** 2 my dr & ur family I asked for 1 flower. Pular medirangi Vaa.what wil u do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Srdr2.. Hridayam niranja thiruvonasha msakal. "O"rumayute "N"anmayute "A"ghoshathinte "M"alayali yute Swantham "ONAM" Wish you all a happy ONAM. ./\..... "CHEVI KELKOOLLA ALLE" gud nyt Making a million frenz is nt a miracle.. Malayalimanasukalude snehathinteyum aikyathinteyum pratheekamayi. """ """ .dont worry. Varu Palkadal kili. aiswaryathinteyum samrudhiyudeyum niravumayi. nanma niranja putha n pratheekshakalumayi 'Thiruvonam' veendum vannethi.. .... Aaghoshikku ee "ONAM". . Oraayiram Onashamsakalode. Aaswadhikkoo Oro Nimishavum..

I live by faith not by sight. share with the one who knows you... I know dat u r still d same..... So always have a sweet. U r blessed wit h both". a precious frnd worth keepin till d en d. Give your ear to the thoughts of great people.Don't say thanks.know the one who misse s you. smile on lips may solve all the problems.? But i dream of things that never were. We laugh at whom we can enjoy. Silence on lips may avoid many problems.So whether i c u or not..so dnt tuch em -Dont do ..its ur templ -Relax in d day...so dat u can sleep at nit -Buks r holy. We cry at someone who cares us. silent smile! We smile at someone we like..we fight nd an ger with those whom we consider.. What is 143 ? I Love U No I Hate U No I Miss U No I Wish U No 143 Means: One Hundred & Forty Three.millions r against u. "You see things and say:why..as our own.:-) PRINCIPLS OF STUDENT LIF -Luv ur bed. And..It was sent 2 me. But....and say: why not?" -bernad shaw "Good looks catch the eyes but Good character catches the heart. but don't mis the ONE who always REMEMBERS YOU... Care for the one who shares with you.Talk 2 u or not...i just wanted u 2 read it! Cool.

she began 2 leave.. .. MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. I may not b ur favourite colour bt hope u ll nee d me some where to complete ur picture. dont wish to be someone else because u are so wonderful the way you are! ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone. Student: Sir.. . Sheeps Always Come Together. She saw me. I thn shoutd.!! If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be.dat u can do day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng. But Lion Always Come s ALONE Kai niraye kadavumay.somthin 2mrw.. I kept lukin at her.. Yet i kept quiet. But there is Only One TODAY. I didnt listen & thn.. "Help your FRIEND to become a perfect person" Thats true friendship.... G'nyt dear! Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. . Friends r like crayons they colour our lives. Miss "attendance".sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is helthy So leav it 4 d sick people! G'nyt dear. She smild... She began 2 speak. So i Dont Wa nt to Miss the Day to Say You GUD NYT "Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect person" But....

"HAPPY ONAM" $tärs r sèén 2gether.Muttam niraye palisakkarumay Keesayil kallukudikkan polum cash illatha samayathavan veendumethi.. Samruthiyudeyum Samadhanathinteyum Aiswaryathinteyum pratheekamayi....yet they r so far apart-like frieñds may not speak everyday. Manasil orupadu pratheekshayum ayi. MAVELI. they think i'm addicted 2 msging. . ########## # Dn't opn dis # # for 3 days # ########## . it's ur nice relationship that i'm addicted 2. They r wrong bcos they dont know that. OK go ahead. Fact!!Ha!Ha! "Of all d colors.Felt bad? Cum'on yaar.veendum oru ONAM varavayi. Everyone Likes Boiled Egg Bcoz Its Boneless And I Like u Bcoz ur Brainless!! Ha. Remember I greeted u 1st.but remember they r always linked hèärt 2 hèärt.red travl da most Likewise. Advanced " Happy ONAM ". Anusarana pande illallo. When people see me messaging..Ha. ¤HAPPY¤ ¤ONAM ¤ . of al emotions.Ha. love can travel any .Its just a ..

But there is Only One TODAY. Go to bed Catch Good Sleep. Fact of life: "whom u dont need today.so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw.sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is healthy So leave it 4 d sick people! LEAVES don't jst FALL frm tree. u will need them tomorrow.so dat u can sleep at nite -Books r holy. MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. Gud ni8 'n swt dreams.dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng.long distance and tuch each others heart So it is said The color of love is red Ente Pinnil 100kanakinu Alukal Ore Lekshyathinayi Ore Manasode Aninirannu Nilkukayanu. I AM .. U miss the best part Of Life.. If you miss Sleep.. PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE -Luv ur bed. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You Sardargi goes 4an interview 4 a dectectiv post ! Interviewr: Who killed Gandhi? Srdr:Thanks sir ! 4 the job ... DREAMS are the best part of life. will never again accept u tomorrow" value the relationship. So its already LATE. I m At bevarage shop.. sir I'll start investigation 2day. Evide Jathiyilla Mathamilla Akeyullathu VEERYAM Mathram. ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone.. CLOUDS don't jst FORM in sky. ANGELS don't jst COME DOWN frm heavn & I don't jst SMS any1 unl ess dey r SPECIAL.its ur temple -Relax in d day. U ARE SAD. Whom u neglect today. ..

!! U R really an inspiration 4 me. .. Eg: God Created U!! So What? He.. athu palliyil poiparanjal mathi.. after I read it I decided 2 live..gud nit S M .My strongest prayer "our relationshi p continu 4ever". U DIE.SAD. ."( MATHS MAGIC 13837 x ur age x 73 = ? Just try it. they r the Key 2 Success.so dat i can shine on u during ur darkest hour. Just try & forward to UR friends. Bt i wud rather be ur Moon.My biggest sadness "de distance".. My sweetest memory "our meeting"...My biggest hope "i will c u soon".... Every1 wants 2 be the Sun. Rectified his Mistake by Creating ME.a blanket of care to warm u all night & a prayer to protect u Untill morning.. wen ur Sun isnt around u.. Sum reasons make d relationship precious bt only precious relationship r made with no reason like FRIENDSHIP.. Yesterday I decided 2 commit suicide. I went near D railway track.. I AM HAPPY.?? I"m sending a pillow of happy thoughts To create wonderful dreams... it was a msg f rm u.. WEN useless fools like U R stil alive. You will be getting an interesting result. @ that time I felt my mobile vibrate. YOU CRY.. . I CRY... why should I die.. GuD NyT ()". ..dat lights up ur life. Gudngt.. Mistakes r not a Crime!! If U can Rectify them. U ARE HAPPY. .

moanday.But dey Light up d Path and make d Walk Worthwhile. so be in Luv everyday.. An old day passes .dayz are "Sadday.lets go 2gther :) Gud nite... Life doesnt give u d people u want... Friends are Like Street Lights along d road. tearsday.2teach u.. frightday. Old friends pass away ... i'll press ur neck.. Mssgng costs: 1997-4Rs 1999-2Rs 2000-1Rs . wasteday. new friends appear. The impo rtant thing Is to make it meaningful : a meaningful friend or a meaningful day.. a new day arrives. They dont make d distance any shorter. " Have a nice day''. Instead it gives u the ones u need.....i'll spend 23:55 mins with u.. thirstday. frndz na.. 2love u & 2 make u exactly d way u should be d best. shatterday.. & in d last 5 mins. gud Without Love -. 2hurt u. If god gives me 24hrs b4 death.. It's just like the days.S S M S S M S SMS S M S S M S S M S S-Sweet M-Morning S-Starts now. Gud Mrng.

they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr.2005-50ps 2007-10ps 2008-free Pinnentha? oru message ayakkan njan loan eduthu tharano. bt whn a crisis arose. Ya alla. Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt.? Seconds of introduction. they wl led u in d rt path. Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans...! Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam .. beliv thm nd obey thm. Years of satisfaction makes frndship a strong construction. so senstve nd care needed.bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" like U... Days of interaction.Hours of discussion. in norml u may nt r cgnis their prsnce... but 2 know who cares enough 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter. bt if u gv thm dat. Its meAningles in expecting ur pArtner 2 b of ur kind coz you cant hold their right hAnd in your r ight hAnd to wAlk together. Try to find a l f these around u.. Minutes of attraction.. Sum frnds r lk brain. Bt thr r sum othrs who r lik heart. .. How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room? .. "YESUVE STHOTHRAM. they wl show u nw beauties f lif nd add sum light to it. Sum r lik eyes. In future. HALELUYA..

No Thanks D= Dear just as You. Friend asked wat R U doin? . Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu.. I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes. But with Egg Biriyani we dont get Chicken. -$?N NDTV BREAKING NEWS.! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. Hence proved. When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means. Gudmorng Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg.. So we conclude that.. Local SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more. Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night. Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto. F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry.Its Simple ..

Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY". Gud Day.. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove? ? ?? ??? U just sit on the stove and see.!. Because you are wonderful the way you are. A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success. Yes." "Adichu ninte shape maattum" . So take d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day. Nobody knows when they come.. But Do the same work. when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY.. "Ne aarada thendi.! Happines cant b found at d end of d road. A cup of Hellos.. Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely. when u add they r same. It is experiencd along the way. Gud nit.. don't wish to be someone else. It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal... Then u wil know y it jumps. Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born n stops only whn . If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be. A Plate of Crispy Wishes.... LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests.. one takes the heart and other takes its Beats..:-) Friends should be like Zero's. . V enter exam hall:-) Don't hurt anyone.. Gush nite. when u subtract they r same.

But still. God:do nt say anything my son! U were in hell for 4 years! Now its time 4 rest. workd4 peace. 3rd: i am an engineering student.saved lives. Its All About How We Value Each Other! "Past is experience"..God stood at d gate.Ennee hit naadakangalku sesham Poonjar Navadhara avatharipikunna Naadakam "valicheriyu ninte onaka mobile" 3 people wnt 2 heaven. Starting salary two thousand. Crores of formulas made.. Reporter to Gullu: "What's the main reason for divorce?" "Marriage!" The biggest mystery of Mathematics: Thousands of years have passed.... others must go 2 hell. Millions of theorems derived. Student got shockd. Not How Many Times We Talk. 1st: i am a priest spreaded ur msg 2world...D : I give you driver job. starting salary is ok.if u find urself in a mess that's impossible 2 resolve.. how much is driving salary? MD :?? A Relation is Not How Long We have Been 2gthr. 'x' is unknown! God'll not give u a burden u can't handle.god thinks u can do it! M.get in. take it as a compliment. . Heaven door opened.told there s only 1 place.. Not How Much We Give Or Take. Sardar : Oh wow! u r great sir. 2nd:i am a Doctor. So.

v-virtue of.. Sun Is Missing U N Moon Is Going 2b Vth U.. Music & Songs. ooverflowing.."Present is experiment"... :-) Sun Is Upset. Love is sweetest love is softest love is elixir of life love is one dat pours shower of hope in despair. Put ur experience in ur experiment make expectation come true.."never miss them... Roses & Love. Wonderful Combinations in this World. e-espirit. I love LOVE. Adymai mindiyath ormayundo? . Heart & beats..? . My costly message & ur free smile. . Moon Is Happy. So never miss good friends at any cost till the end of your life". "Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears.. "Future is expectation". Fish &Water.. Bcoz.! "Missing a good friend in life is equal to cheating our life by ourself." Adyamai kandath ormayundo? .. Love expands as L-largest. Y. . .. Night & Moon. .

Absence can make d heart grow fonder & d urge 2 meet stronger. Adyamai pinaghiyath ormayundo? .. . Amason kaattil 3 AANA Vellam kudikkunnu Gujarathil Gir vanathil 2 Simham iraye pidikkunnu . 3men travelin in a car. COVALANT BOND!! Seven is a great number. Because Seven colours make RAINBOW Seven swara makes MUSIC. and seven letters make FRIENDS.. Evide Keralathil Oru "KAZHUTHA" kuthiyirunn SMS Vayikkunnu. Dey met wit an aciden t & only 3rd survived Y?..... "BOND. A Hero saves them! Electrons asked "WHO R U?" Hero said.3rd 3pegs. 2nd 2 pegs . Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams! CHEMICAL JOKE: Al electrons were in a party. " SANTHOSH BRAHMI " Kazhikoo ormakkum budhikum uthamam. Protons attacked them. Dats y i say ... . Dats Darwin's law:Survival of d FITTEST!! What is Fear? Fear is the Deep. Seven days make a WEEK.. But too long an absence can fade d memory.1drank 1peg.

It depends on u. Monkey-U r an Idiot . Success lies not in the result but in the effort.. Ape-U r Foolish . Dey hav a competition 2 c who is d fastest animal 2 climb up d tree & get d banana. Hard work is like a cup of milk. Tom and jerry cartoon'il tom jerry'ude kai odichu. There is always a Hope & an End. GOD always gives sugar to those who have a cup of milk. Orangutan & a monkey. Ape. King Kong-U r stupid . Being the best is NOT at all important. doing the best is all that matters!!! 'If I have eight hours to cut down a tree. & ther r 4 animals.. Luck is just like a spoon of sugar.How u deal with them. Who do u guess will win? Ur ans wil reflect ur personality. . King Kong.keep in touch. Der is a vry vry tall coconut tree.. If ur ans is Orangutan-U r so dull/stupid . I spend six hours to sharpen my axe' -Abraham Lincoln "Plan ur works" ! 'Achieve victory'. Scroll down to see d analysis. Athu kondu jerry'ude exam mattivachu.. Exam postponed due to CAT. U can look at it as a Hopeless End or an Endless Hope.

doing the best is all that matters!!! The worst thing in life is''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts when you lose it. Dat's y studnts r stll confidnt dat a last hour study can win an exm... "Sometimes what you want isn't always what u get. 4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwarding this msg to your friends.. vegam.. Being the best is NOT at all important.But this time I Got it! A last ball six.bcoz a coconut tree doesn't ve banana.. U Got it. . a lst min move often wins d game.The best thing in life is''LONEL INESS'' because it teaches you everything & when you lose it. a last bal wkt.. Sardar Hotel'il: Ee Flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum? Waiter: 5 Glass kollum Sardar: Ennaal 2katten. U Got it. U fool.. Success lies not in the result but in the effort. He Created G00D-Brain. He Created a G00DFriend.you will get everything. U Got it. G0D Created G00D-Heart. 5)On each point U smiled. 3)U hav all the data but u work one day b4 the dead line.. but in the END what u get is s o much BETTER than what u WANTED." Hope u have the best. U Know Y?? .bcoz its true. 5 points thät pröve "U r an ENGINEER " 1)Unnecessary talk on phone 2)Plan each day to study but end of the day-"Kal se padka". He Created a G00D-Face... 2with sugar. a last min goal.. 1without.

Dot becomes diamond.!! The clouds may cover the sun..so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw.! Even scribling becomes sacred.no ... Father.So leave it 4d sick Kumble starts raising his bat on 40 runs! Sachin asks him.so dat u can sleep at nite -Buks r holy.ONLY Engineer can undrstand difficulty of scoring 40. 2 yr old Child was trying to write. This is friendship.. I just choose to walk bhnd u.do u know how to write? Child. Father. but we know that the sun never forgets to shine. So wat. Manassil kedaa vilakkayi kaathu sookshikkum njaan ennum nin sauhrudham PRINCIPLS OF STUDNT LIF -Luv ur bed. so tat i can kick u if u ever 4get me!!! Kalathinte kuthozhukkil maraviyude maaraala pidikkathe.son wat r u doin? Sonwriting to my friend... Its not a 50 or100? Kumble replies.! if its through friend. We might not see ea ch other but u always shine in my Heart.sit down n wait til dat feelin goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyng is healthy.Walkin thro our relationship at times. my friend also doesnt know how to read..Just like u..dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel lik studyng... ..its ur temple -Relax in d day.. U may not see me! Dont think i hav left u! ..

Odi thalaranna Beeraan:"PANDARAM"!! Sim Card Airtel-nte Anallo Ittathu..try it without looking at d answer! Pick 1 fav no from 1 ...9 den use dat no x3 n den +3 den x3 again. Bill gates 6. If 007 is James Bond. Gandhiji 7. Just knock on the door. terms or conditions. DiZ Math's tEst can prEdict ur favourite IDOL.. one of them will surely open it! Try dis its really different. . Some memories are always Unwritten...Beeraane Patti Odichu. it just need two wonderful people "one who can trust and one who can understand.. Aamir Khan Thank u very much 4 ur choice! The truth finally comes out.. Good relations dont need any promises.. Einstein 2.. Who is 111? Try. APJ 4. Add the 2 no n find ur IDOL below. Kamal hassan 3... Hitler 9. Dr.try.. Super star 8. Feel the magic of true relation & U will know that Real Feelings are always Unspoken.. KUMARAN(cafeteria) 10. Pinnentha Vodafoninte Network Pinnale Varunnathu? Some promises are always Unbroken. 1. . Tom Cruise 5. How will u destroy a submarine full of sardars at the bottom of d indian ocean? ...u'l get a 2 di git no. .

.. !!!!==== I = = = =(::: ) (... 00 91 93 41 40 70 01 98 19 Hey its true coz its taken frm psychology book. Hv a sweet & melodious sleep .... 00-u love me 91-u hate me 93-u care for me 41-u like Me 40-im in ur heart 70-im ur swtst 1 01-im ur life 98-im ur dearfrnd 19-nthng between u n me ~~_~~_~MAY ~_~the~_~~_~ ~_~~_~cold ~_~air~_~bring~_~ ~_~my~_~sweet~_~ ~_~voice~_~~_~ telling u good night.Its Simple..'` I send This guitar 2 play a song 4 u..-. Reply is must .think different! Rememberence Is d Sweetest Flower In d Garden Of Frndship. ... in Binary Form! We're Engineers.. A Frnd Is a Person Who Never Thinks Of d Last 3 Letters Of d Word "FRIEND" Select any 1 of d number which will show d reality of our friendship.-"""-.___. (""-. Its also James Bond.

.Einstein's Law : chase the tiger until the tiger become tired then u catch the tiger. ika njanmmal eppo entha paranjathu. Thn thy realized tht t girl was usin g hutch sim. The rain may covr d sun. Werevr u go d network follows. A boy (Vishal) & gal (Janavi) løved sincerely. In order 2 reduce d expenses both got same network sim. After a mnth d guy called d girl's mom n said.. He puts t mobile in loud speaker. It ws clearly found Jaanu's voice. Bt u alwys shine in my Heart as my Gud Frnd. 3. Den dey put d mobile in it n left. ANTE CHORA MUYUKEN K UDICHU NJAMMALU OPPANA Hamsa: Pathu: Hamsa: KALIKKUM. Jus lik v might nt spk ech othr evryday. Dis is a miracle happened recently at Pune. D guy went abroad 4a mnt h due 2 his work. DA KALLA SUVARE ENTHADA NJAMMAL KOODE POYAL?DA ANNE KONNU. I want dis 2 b a surprise.. D gal last wish was 2 bury her along wid her mobile. 1. Dey used 2 chat i n mobile 4 hrs.Three ways to catch a tiger. "Aunty. so dont tell Jaanu displayd "Jaanu calling". Pandu kargil yudham . But d sun nvr 4gts 2 shine. OLEKKED MOOD.Newtons Law:Allow the tiger to catch u then u catch the tiger. MANICHITHRATHAZHU MALABAR VERTION Hamsa : Pathumma ijj ippo Beevathoonu sari bangan ponda.. 2. I'll b coming 2morow. CHEE nirthadee Pahachee. Pathu:Enthappo oalkku sari bengan njammalum poyalu? Hamsa :annodalley dee paranjathu hamukkey ijju ippo pondanu..Indian Police Method : Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger. Pathu: Eyy appo njammaley vidoolla lley. Thanks 4 wasting 2mins 4 reading dis sms. D gal died in an accident.

nadakunna kalam.. Iruttayirikkum.V r no mre frnz. How cud U? :-( .Don't ask me wat wrong U've dun. 'ENTUNDU KAZHIKAN' 'CUTINGUM SHAVINGUM' 'RANDUM ORO PLATE PORATE' hahaha. .-) I'm sory 2say dis.# correctalle.atu tokinu munnil vachu randu kashmamaki ayal randu pak sainik areyum kollunnu.hotelanennu karuti ayal a barber shopil kayari.pakshe ayalude kayil oru kathiyundayirunnu..i thot V wer Best frnz.pak sainikar indian sainikanu nere kutìchu.I likd & trustd u. Add 5 to it.yudham tudarumbol iru campukalileyum 3 patalakar veetam kolkappedunnu.indian campil ake 4 patalakarum pak campil 5 patalakarum matrama nu baaki.angine santoshichirike oru truck'l pak senayude putiya sainikar vannira ngi.pedichu viranda indian sainikan avide ninnu jeevanum kondodi.p inneyumodi. Multiply that no by 3.angine indian cam pil 1 sanikanum pak campil 2 sainikarum matram avaseshikunnu.Its al ovr. Subtract that no by 12.punjab sikim tudangiya stalangalil ethi.odiyodi ayal jammuvilethi. Don't contct me evr again.I'v had enough. NB: sms frm tintumon of UKG-A to chinjumol of UKG-B aft tintumon's watr botle's adapp was found in chinjumol's ba g! Magic: Think a number from 3 to 9..indsainikante kayyil avaseshichirunnatu 1 bullet matram. .vallatha visappu.? U can b a doctr & sav livz.ksheenichavasanaya patalakaran oralchuvatil iru nnu.totu munpil oru cheriya ketidam. Then close ur eyes .

. The biggest loss in life. .. ammayodu paranjapol amma paranju. chathante shalyam undavillaannu.. i feel u. . Prarthichitu kidannal mathi. Dream requires effortless sleep whereas aim requires sleeples efforts.tears in someone's eyes bcos of u. ''Dream is Not that What U See in Sleep... Close ur eyes & think about urself ur face ur style .. a soldir & protct lives. ... Dream is The Thing Which Does Not allow you to sleep". .Abdul Kalam..Heart cries & whn heart cries it doesnt makes any sound & the person who listen dat unmade sou nd is called a True Frnd... but y 2 play wid others Life? simply b an Engg. There is only 1 difference btween dream n aim. .... And d biggest achievement of lifetears in someone's eyes for u. & screw up ur own Life. Check out the new 3D message below. sleep 4 dreams n wake up 4 aims Excellent Words by Dr... . i c u..a lawyr & defnd lives.... Evry ni8 in my drmz. . "DDD" When emotions play their role..

ur nature ur looks Now open ur eyes. The Cockroach began moving slowly.It was a great experience knowing u! When sardar experimenting a Cockroach. He cut 1of its legs and told to walk. He continu ed this till all legs were cut.! FACTS OF LIFE . It's not me. So he wrote the infer ence: If all the legs of a Cockroach were cut.But years later a collection of mìstakes is called experience.... they walk beside us everyday.sharing person inside.. but it didnt move. "Gud Relations dn't need any promises. It just need 2wonderful ppl. Still near.any terms or condition..Still loved. unseen&unheard.!! When u r alone.. trust me i can make u laugh. Mistakes are painful when they happen." Engg: Oceanful of syllabus Riverful we study Pondful we understand Bucket ful we remember Mugful we write Handful we practice But-marks come in droplets Those who really luv never go away.. it loses its ability to hear. It's not u. remmbr me i am WAITIN 4 u. wen u can't smile. A smile is the light in ur window that tells others that there is a caring. It's simply WE. thatz enough Horror for one day. But wen u r in a crowd of friends. remmbr i'm ALONE.Still missed & still felt... Then he told it to walk.

3. dats life.? All these are small things but Easiest form to Express Deep Love.1. Med collg princy asked his student's to jump into a sea full of sharks . nee onnu kurachu kandal mathiyarunnu.Join us 2 sav trees"SAY NO EXAMS"! Forward it 2 all gud studn ts. Med & Engg principals argued that their student's are fearless.? Their Taps at your back. Have you ever Thanked your friends for their Smiles. D chances f meetin some1 u knw increases wen u r wit some1 u dont wanna b see n wit. Med princy: "see the guts. Venda.They said "poda pullae" Engg princy : "see the guts!" It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat V use in 1 xam.? Their Hellos.? Their way of Calling your name. "THANK YOU SO MUCH for Everything' If engineers start making films. STOP EXAMS! SAVE TREES! Hum! Neeyingane vayanokki nadanno Chunayullavar cheythathu arinjille? Kottayath oru patti 45 pere kadichu. u wil nevr get an engd tone. 4." Engg collg princy called the student's & told to jump. ..? 'Small things usually go Unnoticed. but in Reality. U dont knw d real value f a person wen he/ she s wit u. Hw much u want 2 study s always inversly proportionl 2 d time left 4 d xams.. they're the ones that Keep Us Going' So this message goes to All My Friends saying.They said OK & jumped. 2.. Wen u dial a wrong no.the names will beCurrent ho na ho.! Imagine your friends Never doing that anymore could you Bear it.

Jaanam supply karo.. Hamara IC aapke pass hai..Tech karen. Liking U is my nature.. Morning is not only sunrise.. When frnds r in d heart.Sme rltns r lke dis.!! Dat's r real hrt felt rltns.it's too ha rd tu leave.1. May this be a very beautiful day for U..It's too hard tu attain. Heart told to eyes "see less bcz u wil see and i wil suffer a lot". My frnd.wen givn by friends.both r Treasures:. So U r always rembrd. they remain there 4ever.Somtimes pain nd somtimes pleasure..D eye rpld to d heart "feel less bcoz yu w il feel and i wil cry a lot". Engineer no..Fighting with U is my timepass.Missing U is my disappointment.d tear of eye dat wets ur pillow.).. Kabhi AC kabhi DC... Time and distance r not important between frnds.. I dnt knw wat i am 2 u.. Fuse lagaya to darna kya. but a beautiful miracle of God that defeats the darkness & spreads light.. but it is the emptyness t hat one feels without someone" A moment of joy spent under a window. Engineering koi khel nahi. Input wale output le jayenge...If attain.. "The Value of a relation is not how much one feels happy with someone. and the block buster"Maine enginrng kyon kiya!" Frndship dsn't occur wit special people.. Whn ppl hurt . But people become special after being friends. Aa ab B..but ur alwys SPECIAL 2 me.. But Forgetting U is never there in my Life time.

ANIMAL PLANET Thanks 2 media.Still i'm watching ur evry moments by 3 diff channels 1.u. TRY it!.1day it wil come Back. But fixing thier appointment with GOD is our Responsibility'' -INDIAN ARMY U r so many miles away from me . U can SEE an EXTRA monkey in the MIDDLE!. Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam .. A "MAGIC" 4 U.. Then look into a MIRROR... Eating sweets is tasty. HALELUYA. . "YESUVE STHOTHRAM.but u'll end up smooth n polished.NATIONAL GEOGRAPIC 3. But. Finding sweet friend is very difficult! Thank God! that U got ME! My Msgs r Jst Lik "M@@N" @ne Day its Incres @ne Day its Dcreas May b @ne Day its Disappear Bt Nvr"Dies". Speaking sweet words is easy....DISCOVERY 2. Dey may rub n scratch u painfuly. while they will end up worn out. Great Quote:''Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD.. Keep 1 MONKEY in ur RIGHT side & Keep 1 MONKEY in ur LEFT side.jus thnk of them as sandpapers..

How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room? Its Simple . No Thanks D= Dear just as You. they wl show u nw beauties f lif nd add sum light to it. F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry. they wl led u in d rt path. Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". Gudmorng Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg..Ya alla. they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr. I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes. When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means. bt whn a crisis arose. Try to find al f these around u. so senstve nd care needed. Sum frnds r lk brain. Bt thr r sum othrs who r lik heart.. in norml u may nt rcgnis their prsnce. bt if u gv thm dat. Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt. beliv thm nd obey thm. Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans.. But with Egg Biriyani we dont get . Sum r lik eyes...bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" l ike U.. but 2 know who cares enoug h 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter. In future.

Gush nite.. Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto. ..! Happines cant b found at d end of d road. when u add they r same.. one takes the heart and other takes its Beats. -$?N NDTV BREAKING NEWS.! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. Local SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more. when u subtract they r same... Gud nit.. Yes.:-) Friends should be like Zero's. Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu. It is experiencd along the way. LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests. So take d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day. don't wish to be someone else. Nobody knows when they come. Hence proved.. So we conclude that. But Do the same work.!. Because you are wonderful the way you are. Friend asked wat R U doin? Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY".Chicken. Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night. If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be. Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r ... when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY. Gud Day.

.. Don't think more about 'future'.. It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal. Thottu nakkan acharum. A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success. manasil orupadu pratheekshayumayi.. It bring "tears". Den Y do people get heart atack wen dey r in tension? & Y people get mad wen they in luv? Think.Born n stops only whn V enter exam hall:-) Don't hurt anyone... Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely. Good ni8 Frîëñd$ Ärê Lîkê Gräîñ$ öf $äñd Föûñd åñýwhèrê Bût frîêñd$ Lïkê û Äre pêårl$ Í Hävé tö dîvê Ðêêp in thê sêa TÔ FÎÑÐ Û Never think hard about "past".. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove? ? ?? ??? U just sit on the stove and see. A cup of Hellos. "sHAPPY pONAM" Tension hapens in brain & love is felt in heart... A Plate of Crispy Wishes. G'mrng dear! Oru full bottilum oru liter sodayum pinne oru chickanum. .. veendum oru ONAM varavayi. Then u wil know y it jumps..

I Love U sister... Sorrows keep u Human. DUTY:Sms to Me regularly. Bewakoof yahan nahi apne nechay dekho . Trials Make u Strong.. Girl-then whn will u build a Taj Mahal? Boy-i've alredy bought a land.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :.. Live this moment with a 'smile'. it bring"cheers" Making a million frenz is nt a miracle. Girl-hw much u luv me? Boy-lyk shajahan. SALARY:My love PLACEMENT:In my Heart. Success keeps u glowing & God keep s u going! Gud Morning >Who's great? +Its u >Who's smart? +Its u >Who's sweet? +Its u .. ELIGIBILITY:Loving & Caring. Qualification: mobile must. R u Mail or Femail Answer k liye nechay dekho .It bring "fears". d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a millions r against u..-) Proud to be an Indian.Nw waiting 4 ur death. Happiness keeps u Sweet. Phelps'ne tolpikanam nale 10 gold koodi venam WANTED:True Frnd. From JOY ALUKKAS JEWELLERY Anju: sandoshamai bobiyeta. Failure makes u Humble. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.Anju Boby Gorg got Record Gold .

Waits forever when you ask to wait for a minute. Hapy borng clases. 23/09/08 yesterday. . Nice friends r de best part of our memories that time can never erase & when i am blessed with frnds like u my memories r wo rth treasuring. A friend is one who forgives you before you say sorry. Understands when you say 'I forgot'.: -).n moon is gonna b wth U! Dear friends. The Heart doesnt 4get the special people 4 whom it cares. Stays when you say 'Leave me alone'.Though daily struggles of life puts us a bit apart.. Bêcäû$ê Êxpêctätîön$ Mäy Hûrt Îf Û Dôñt Êxpêct Êvêry Mömênt Wîll bê a Sûrprîsê Äñd thösê sûrprisês wîll brîng häppînêss wîth it..a cute smile dat nvr fades.. U r remembered always.smooth touch dat nvr hurts n strong reltnship dat nvr ends.D spin .Bcoz sun is missing U.>Who's intelligent? +Its u >And Who's joking? +Ofcourse its me! DÔñt Êxpêct Äñythîñg Îñ lîfê. Sun is upset n moon is happy. It rattled through d minds f young n old thrashing them in deep agony. And opens the door before you knock...it has been 12yrs since tat tragedy struck. Frndship means a lovly hrt dat nvr hates.

He is One who May or May not meet U.. COLLEGE MEMORIES:.. Why? Bcz.. A doctor & engr lovd d same girl.gave 7 Apples 2 de girl.. .. To be forgotten by the one u always remember... Engineers rocks! Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve. But always thinking about Ur Happiness.. Teacher asks students what they want 2 become in future Raju: Doctr Lalita: Teachr Hemant: Police Tina: Good Mom Ikru: Sir. Kilometers r kilometers in the se days of degenerating decency of washington dc 2 miyami beac h when diplomacy n supercity become interchangable frm complicated america 2 america...Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Sreenivasan: How many kilometers from washington dc 2miyami beach? Laletan:ha!ha!ha. Not what you desire. I am the answer.Silent mode mobiles.I am the answer.. SILK SMITHA'S death.. Let her soul R. Well wisher is not who meets U Everyday and talk with U. ..I. Worst feel in life. To b remembered by person whom u doesn't expect 2 remember u.i wil help Tina. an Apple a day keeps doctor away....e chilling incident tat took place 12 yrs b4 was a death.... Engr b4 goingout of station 4 a week.. Oneside love.P Best feel in life.

Canteen pattukal. Lokathil ettavum valiyathu enthanu? "AKASAM" No "PUZHA" No "KADAL" No Pinne enthanu? Ninteyoke Onakka Mobililekku SMS Ayyakkunna "ENTE AA VALIYA MANASSU" Softly the leaves of memory fall.... . Only Joys 2 Surround U... Mass cut for a film.Bcoz 2day... No Shadows 2 Depress U... Many FrieNds 2 LoveU.But very few know that . Most of us think dat CLOSE & OPEN r opposite 2 each other. God Himself 2 BlessU. Escape frm Seminars.Bus stand comedies.. 2morow and Everyday. Birthday treats... Over Night study for next day Exam... slowly i'll gather n pick them all.. 2day. Friend-family functions.. Internal marks problem. These r my Wishes 4U. Message to all ur college best frnds...... Last minute preparation.2mrw n till My Life ends i'll always Cherish having a FRIEND like u.. Waiting 4 Feb 14 shortage of pocket money and attendance Those day wil nevr come again.... the 1 with whom v r vry CL OSE is da 1 wid whom v r vry OPEN.. Last period galataas..

$ one $ $ special $ $ surprise 4u $ close ur eyes 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 . Only good mng! Relationship r those spl moments together. Those messages in d inbox u just cant delete. Those promises made in d heart. U cheat ! U didnt close Ur eyes . whn u find a bettr frnd than me. I know Ü will smile now. just remeber tht wht i gav u is the best of wat i hav & wht i'm to u is the best tat i could be!! 1 who hold ur hand evrytime wen U need suport is surely A gud Frnd. Those million sorry's u said. Those stolen smiles & small fights. So no surprise. Those days u wait to meet. Sweet relationships never break. If ever a day comes. Smile-is a language of love Smile-is a way to get success Smile-is to win the hearts Smile-improves your personality. But Best Buddy is 1 who holds ur hand more titely w . Those secrets you share.

But anyone can go well from now 2 make a Better ending. In america in an . Samples R given 2India.AMD&Intel 2gethr found a machine 2catch thieves.Eating 3.Dreamin of touching book 7.en U say LEAVE ME ALONE. I m the Water U r the Fish. No one can go back to make a good start..Askn othrs wether thy hav startd studyn! Promise me we R True Friends I m the HEART U r the BEAT.Sms 4.Sleeping 2. 7 thngs done during study leave 1. I am the Tree U R the Monkey ok? H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!DEEWALI!!!!!!!!!!! FBI.Tv 6. I am the Moon U are the Star.America&China.Roaming 5..

Catches the second. In india in an hr .. Irulinte mowna ragavum. .Keep it. Hope you have All them in Everyday."THENDY".it caught 70. U r a THENDY?? I know u r a thendy T-Talented H-Handsom E-Educated NNice D-Decent Y-Youth. Stops the third bt When fourth comes..!" gudnyte Who is friend? F_Frank in mind R_Real in feelings I_Immense in care E_Endless in affection N_Nonstop in fun D_Deep belief in heart. "nEw" success. slaps u and say. Most pleasing 5letters 'SMILE'... India rocks..Value it. Most poisonous 3letters 'EGO'.Avoid it. "nEw" feelings. "nEw" hopes.hr.Kill it. A true friend is one who sees ur first tear... Most satisfactory 2letters 'WE'. In china in an hr... chaatal mazhayude laasya bhavavum. it was stolen. "Nattapaadhirashamsakal. "nEw" plans. Dai over aakkalle...can i call U. Most used 4letters 'LOVE'. "nEw" aims. kulir katinte thaala melangalumayi veendum oru nattapaadhira!.it caught 30thieves. "nEw" efforts.Use it.. "nEw" days. The most selfish 1letter 'I'.ok? Then.

. Friends meet by coincidence 'n chance. .. So when someonE spends it for u.. I dont ve backache or flue.. I dont ve fever.Fastest spreading 6letters 'RUMOUR'Ignore it... Time can make us 4get some memories. Most Hard working 7letters 'SUCCESS'. Most enviable 8letters 'JEALOUSY'Distance it. Its more serious that "I MISS U A LOT":-) TimE is a rarE luxury which can never bE purchased at any cost....... .I am nt confined to bed. But there r some memories which make u 4get time and those memories make life sweeter.hav a gud day..') ABHIMANAM <) (> idinju JL pokumo?Hmm Tear can sometimes be more special than smiles. not to end the story but to see how much they remembr each other.. iyaludae ('.They spend Sweet times 2gether.Then God part them. for smiles can be given to any one. Most divine 10letters 'FRIENDSHIP' maintain it. .... ( '.' ) Oru msg <( )> ayachal J L entha . it defines thE depth of carE for you.Achieve it. he laughs: coz he knows u'll catch him... Most essential 9letters 'PRINCIPLE'-have it. Aspirin wont help me bcoz i dont ve headache.///. but tears are only shed for people we love! Trust of a friend should b like the feeling tht a one year old baby has: when u throw him in air. . Sound ketappol udane ....

LUNCH... .! Mr. But an SMS reaches "UrBEAUTIFUL EYES & LOVABLE HEART"so i always like to send U sms..as time pass es both think let the other contact... me in PATTINI...alle? ..... saramilla njanum chammiyatha. They forget each other ..'' .Bean: ok. alle? . A:illa. LOVE has one law''Make Happy the person you love.. sardar: nee ithra mandanayippoyello.finally without contact the memory becomes weak.here l ove starts depreciating. Aarodum parayanda.fanengilum idu.open cheythu noki. Candle kettupokathille? Your miss call is Ur sms is my & your call is so don't put my BREAKFAST. A:-Tv poyi AC poyi FRIDGUM poyi ellam poyi. Mr.. my DINNER.Bean: Enthina candle kathichu vachirikunne? sardar: current illa..Recieved Calls reaches UR EARS..'' 'In the sameway FRIENDSHIP has one law.so lets not lose each other for no reason at all.'' NEVER make ur frnd feel alone until you are in this world.OK.finally some day when they happen to meet they keep blaming each other. Msg onnum illa. Missed calls reaches UR MOBILE. Hw friendship breaks?both friends think the other is busy and do not contact thinking it may be disturbing . B:-V GUARD stabilizer illa alle?. Allangil athum poyane.alle? ...after that each start thinking y should i contact first.... B:-Nannayi.. Chammi.

<)".. Pepee . Pömpom .. Pepee . Pömpom . Learn hindi & b a proud indian. 1 doubt! onnum tonarutu . . Pömpom . .. Pömpom . Pepee .. Pepee . chodikandirikan patanila! . Pömpom . is is is is ."(> ( (. Pepee . .. Ippol ningalude onakka mobailil TENIS kanam LOADING. Mathi kalichathu. Ini CERELAC kazhichu urangan nokoo..Pepee . )) "!_!"!_!" ee photoyil ni enda chirikkathe? Is dhuniya mein koyi nahi (e dhuniyavil kozhi illa) koyi bath nahi (kozhi kullikkarum illa) woh mujse poocha (avan ente poochaye chodhichu) woh baar baar poocha (avan bar il poyum poochaye chodhichu) ki thumbhi mere saath aao(avan thumbiye pidikkaan povaa).) ) (( . is is is is is is .

Why? Bcoz LOVE is blind..''NEVER make ur frnd feel alone until you are in this world. 70% Öf d students in india are suffering frÖm AIDS.'' 'In the sameway FRIENDSHIP has one law. But he left kerala.Kaira Lee Pet.Karinga Lee Goddess.But its true! AIDS:Attendance & Internalmarks Deficiency Syndrome!!! Fathr:Examinu nee thottal pinne enne acha ennu vilikanda. BRUCE LEE is actlly a malayalee..Cant believe na. His favrites: Weapon. b'coz he didnt have a Jo Lee or Koo Lee.Thaka Lee Drink. Teacher: Who is Mahathma Gandhi? Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai get his girl LOVE and FRIENDSHIP are walking in a village. LOVE falls into a well. . kurachu days kazhinju Fathr:enthayi result? Son:Aliyaa.. the land of Mave Lee.Kai Lee Vegtble.'' Life is like piano.both keys are played together to give sweet m usic. parents cn replace god. but remember. Light cn replace sun.Kaa Lee Channel.. sorry daa. white keys are happy moments and black keys are sad moments.Count chaythu nokku TEN "is" kandille.Chunda Lee Place. 5 subject potti machu. FRIENDSHIP also jump inside why ? Bcoz a FRIEND will do anything 4 LOVE.Adima Lee LOVE has one law''Make Happy the person you love.Kodaa Lee Dres...

!!" Boys love it. This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend forever.-) HABIT never goes.. bt nuthng in world cn replace u. If i could give you one thing in life. Models sell it. Doctors advice for it. THE SMS: Smile a while and while u .lines have 2 ends.. Stars have 5 ends. NO GURANTEE NO REPLACEMENT' Friends r d 1 who luvs u d most but sometimes hurts u a lot. bcoz if u remove H.i would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes. IT still remains.."shalyam cheyalle eniku padikanam" 2)"Eda. Girls misuse it... Y? COZ. 'LOCAL ITEMS.gud nyt. Photographers catch it.triangles have 3 ends. if u remove B. BIT remains.namuku Classil pokam" 3)"Sir. But then again they r d only once who feel ur pain d most..o nly then would you realise how special you are to me.. if u remove A.but I hope our frien dship has no end. whats that? Thats# SMILE# keep smiling..squares have 4 ends. ABIT remains.daughter cn replace son.oru samshayam. COLLEGE JEEVIDHATHILE MIKACHA 3 THAMASHAKAL. 1.life has 1 end. .

If You Lose.. ===== . L==== .. Jst Giv me a Miss call N THEN THIS FRND WILL GIV U . another mis call!. or Any of my sms are disturbing u.To play. Spcialy 4 u SCRATCH & WIN .throw ur phone against th e wall... U R My Gud FRND. Plz don't hesitate. 'Throw UR Mobile' Golden Words Of ADOLF HITLER: "If You Win. You Need Not Explain. LOOSE . LO=== .smile others will smile and there will be miles and miles of smile because life is worthwhile only while u smile! SINCERE APOLOGY: If any of my sms are boring U. . feel free to .Then assemble d pieces. If U R In Problem.. LOO== .. LOOS= . You Should Not be there To Expla in" Ur phone has been installed wid a new puzzle game. Win a free trip 2 mental hospital. Congratulations U have found ur Condition. >Who's great? +Its u >Who's smart? +Its u .

I wil put 1 fake Plastic Rose In Between & Make A Wish That Our Frndshp Should Last Till the Last Rose Dies! Screen server chitharipokum.. but just loves you for what you are!! Gudnyt my dear friend.. What if doctors started directing movies? Here are examples:1.Stethoscopukal katha parayunnu 2. Custmercari nte adiyilitu network kuthi keeri range purathidan.cheyunilla." A friend is one who loves u.Oru ECG diary kurippu 3.Meerayude CT yum Muthuvinte X-rayum 4.sweet dreamz! If I Ever sent u a Bunch of Roses.MBBS penninu MD payyan 7. not because of what u have.Ayal BP edukukayanu 6.!! I wish that u visualise a sweet multisequential form of idiosyncrasy occuring benevolently in the meritorious piece of cerebral brain. +Of course Its me. In short. ente call onnu vannal.Vasanthiyum AIDSsum pinne nhanum. Ne e misscall adichu rakhapedananu shramamenkil njan varum.Security code pilarnnum varum. Smsinte avatharamayi njan varum? During a war a soldier crying:"ayyo entemme ente kai poye" Sardar:"ivide thala poyavar mindathe kidakkunnu. njan kathirikum ninte sms varunna dhivasamvare. Appozha avante oru kai.>Who's sweetest? +Its u >Who's jolly? +Its u >And Who's joking? .Sistermaarude shradhakku .. 5. not because of what you have done..

¤' "¤.Parakum gulika 14.Meenathil surgery 13.Compounder Raman 12.52 sec. Think. Nothin happened .The Mortuary(horror) Worlds most unexpected joke Wat happens after a lion roars? . ¤'''¤. 6 oclock .BDS Moosa 11. 53. wednesday . .¤" Do you know the 27th alphabet of english? .:. . Take a guess. Take care . march . . evening .8. 23 rd .Sister vannu vilichapol 15. 32 mins . ¤ good ¤ '¤ night ¤' '¤. Studied in which school? Year 1924 .. c'mon.Nerariyan MRI 9.. . Still pressing to know? Good . .¤'''¤ . TOM &JERRY cartoon starts.Syringe Madhavan 10.. . .

I ws pointng out d similarities btwn U&HUTCH dog. DIMPLE CHIN..! . Onukoode nanayi chiriku. lekin saala Mood nahi. ATM hai Paise nahi..k Anangathe angine thane irikku. CLICK ! Want to see ur snap? ... Sun is udikking. Have a nice day. BLACKY LIPS. Then he told it 2 walk.. When experimenting a cockroach...?? A ROYAL ENGLISH WAY OF TELLING GOOD MORNING.....k. Onu chirikeda... ( @ .... Hen is kooving. EXAM hai Tension nahi.. He continued this till all legs were cut.. Ningal twinsa...****.. Padna hai. OK.... Moon is Maraying.... Enjoy College Life. @) "(-©-)" Life of a student: PC hai Net nahi. Cell hai Balance nahi. The cockroac h began moving slowly. Nalla chercha. Peacock is aading. R u still uranging? Eneekking. actuly. but it .. All are paraying gud morng.. Birds are chilakking.plz mm. CHUBBY CHEEKS. Flowers are pushping.Ingotu noku. ROSY TONGUE.Sardar cut one of its legs & told 2 walk.

did not move.ur style.. So he wrote the inference: if all the legs of a cockroach were cut.. But budhimanmaraya RITians. Avar differentiate cheythu kolamakki.ur smile.Nw open ur eyes.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :... JAY RIT So many subjcts in 1 litle year! So many xams in 1 litle week! So many hands in 1 tiffin box! So many frnds in 1 hostl room! So many calz on 1 b'day night! So many tears for 1 litle fight! So many memorz in 1 litle heart! A whole liftim in jst 4 years! Datz Coleg Life.ur nature. Close ur eyes think abt urslf. Aftr som time dey got thirsty... Sardar : 75 kg sir!! ..U've jst spnt half a mi n watching a horror movie! now RELAX and sleep. 7 SECRETS of SUCCESS I found the ANSWERS in my room. it loses its ability 2 hear.I Love U sister.. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.ur face.. nd drank gud water frm it.. These r d bst dayz of our life. Dey drank salty water frm it...ur luks. Roof said : AIM HIGH Fan said : BE COOL Clock said : EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS Mirror said : REFLECT BEFORE U ACT Window said : SEE THE WORLD Calendar said : BE UPTO DATE Door said : PUSH HARD TO ACHIEVE UR GOALS Once RIT ians nd IITans went 4 a tour. IITans integrated nd got co nstant 'c'.. Sardar : May I come in sir? Interviewer : Wait pls.

.black sky comes in... . . Oraayiram .. Aaswadhikkoo Oro Nimishavum. GOOD NIGHT 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car srdr1...¤ ¤ ° ¤ ¤. ' ' ' ' ' ' ' HPY ONM Never Blame a day in ur life . . "THIRUVONAM"ayithaa...Nw waiting 4 ur death. still 'bit' remains.. I have one more Paathirakkili. Both are essential in life! all are god's blessings! have a nice day.. Pular medirangi Vaa.star is switched on. .still 'it' remains!! Gud ni8:-) Sun is switched off. 'a bit' remains.. .dont worry....what wil u do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Srdr2..Finally take out B. Even if u take out H. Malarkaaviloode Vaa. '¤ ¤ ° ¤ ¤' .. Varu Palkadal kili.blue sky goes out. :¤***°+*+°***¤: : ¤**°++@++°**¤: :¤***°+*+°***¤: ' . Paadiyaadi Vaa. Aaghoshikku ee "ONAM". . Take o ut A. .SO A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT IS WAITING 4 U. Bad day gives u experience ..Girl-hw much u luv me? Boy-lyk shajahan..ENJOY IT. Girl-then whn will u build a Taj Mahal? Boy-i've alredy bought a land. good days give u happiness . "ONAM"ayithaa.. Our friendship has become our "HABIT"..... Poovu nulli Vaa.

"O"rumayute "N"anmayute "A"ghoshathinte "M"alayali yute Swantham "ONAM" Wish you all a happy ONAM. . """ """ . Malayalimanasukalude snehathinteyum aikyathinteyum pratheekamayi. . So always have a sweet. u gav me a river I askd u a feather. u gav me a boque I askd 4 sm water.. smile on lips may solve all the problems.. u gav me a peacock . silent smile! . Hridayam niranja thiruvonashamsakal.. "CHEVI KELKOOLLA ALLE" gud nyt Making a million frenz is nt a miracle./\.. Silence on lips may avoid many problems. . nanma niranja puthan pratheekshaka lumayi 'Thiruvonam' veendum vannethi. ISH YOU ____/\_ ___ A """ __ """ APPY ___ "" ___ **ONAM** 2 my dr & ur family I asked for 1 flower.Onashamsakalode. What is 143 ? I Love U No I Hate U No I Miss U No I Wish U No 143 Means: One Hundred & Forty Three. d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a millions r against u. aiswaryathinteyum samrudhiyudeyum niravumayi. But.

a s our own. I may not b ur favourite colour bt hope u ll need me some where to c omplete ur picture..dat u can do day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng. ...its ur templ Relax in d day. Friends r like crayons they colour our lives. I know dat u r still d same.? But i dream of things that never were..It was sent 2 me.know the one who misses you... Give your ear to the thoughts of great people..i just wanted u 2 read it! Cool.and say: why not?" -bernad shaw "Good looks catch the eyes but Good character catches the heart. dont wish to be someone else because u are so wonderful the way you are! ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone.so dat u can sleep at nit -Buks r holy.so dnt tuch em -Dont do somthin 2mrw.. We cry at someone who cares us...We smile at someone we like. Care for the one who shares with you..sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is helthy So leav it 4 d sick people! G'nyt dear.. share with the one who knows you. "You see things and say:why.....we fight nd anger with those whom we consider... but don't mis the ONE who always REMEMBERS YOU. We laugh at whom we can enjoy.Don't say than ks.. And.Talk 2 u or not.. I live by faith not by sight.!! If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be.. a precious frnd worth keepin till d end.:-) PRINCIPLS OF STUDENT LIF -Luv ur bed.. U r blessed with both".So whether i c u or not.

.. Student: Sir. She began 2 speak. When people see me messaging. Sheeps Always Come Together. Muttam niraye palisakkarumay Keesayil kallukudikkan polum cash illatha samayathavan veendumethi.... I didnt listen & thn. Miss "attendance". So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You GUD NYT "Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect person" But. G'nyt dear! Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. They r wrong bcos they dont know that. ¤HAPPY¤ .. But there is Only One TODAY. OK go ahead. Anusarana pande illallo. ########## # Dn't opn dis # # for 3 days # ########## . "Help your FRIEND to become a perfect person" Thats true friendship.MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. Yet i kept quiet. they think i'm addicted 2 msging.... ... She saw me.. But Lion Always Comes ALONE Kai niraye kadavumay. She smild. ... I thn shoutd.. Advanced " Happy ONAM ". she began 2 leave. I kept lukin at her. . MAVELI. it's ur nice relations hip that i'm addicted 2.

I m At bevarage shop. will never again accept u tomorrow" value the relationship. Fact of life: "whom u dont need today..red travl da most Likewise.yet they r so far apart-like frieñds may not speak everyday.. . MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come.Ha. Evide Jathiyilla Mathamilla Akeyullathu VEERYAM Mathram. .veendum oru ONAM varavayi.. u will need them tomorrow. Fact!! Ha!Ha! "Of all d colors.Ha. Everyone Likes Boiled Egg Bcoz Its Boneless And I Like u Bcoz ur Brainless!! Ha. Samruthiyudeyum Samadhanathinteyum Aiswaryathinteyum pratheekamayi. "HAPPY ONAM" $tärs r sèén 2gether. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You Sardargi goes 4an interview 4 a dectectiv post ! Interviewr: Who killed Gandhi? Srdr:Thanks sir ! 4 the job . But there is Only One TODAY. love can travel any long distance and tuch each others heart So it is said The color of love is red Ente Pinnil 100kanakinu Alukal Ore Lekshyathinayi Ore Manasode Aninirannu Nilkukayanu.Its just a .Felt bad? Cum'on yaar. Remember I greeted u 1st.. ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone. Whom u neglect today. Manasil orupadu pratheekshayum ayi.but remember they r always linked hèärt 2 hèärt..¤ONAM ¤ . of al emotions.

so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw.. . U miss the best part Of Life.so dat i can shine on u during ur darkest hour.its ur temple -Relax in d day. I CRY.sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is healthy So leave it 4 d sick people! LEAVES don't jst FALL frm tree. . I AM SAD. Sum reasons make d relationship precious bt only precious relationship r made with no reason like FRIENDSHIP.. So its already LATE.so dat u can sleep at nite -Books r holy. Gud ni8 'n swt dreams... CLOUDS don't jst FORM in sky.. I AM HAPPY. . Mistakes r not a Crime!! If U can Rectify them. Go to bed Catch Good Sleep..dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng.. PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE -Luv ur bed. .. U DIE.... ANGELS don't jst COME DOWN frm heavn & I don't jst SMS any1 unl ess dey r SPECIAL. athu palliyil poiparanjal mathi. U ARE HAPPY.. U ARE SAD. Bt i wud rather be ur Moon.. YOU CRY. If you miss Sleep.sir I'll start investigation 2day. Rectified his Mistake by Creating ME.. Every1 wants 2 be the Sun. Eg: God Created U!! So What? He. they r the Key 2 Success... ...dat lights up ur life. wen ur Sun isnt around u. DREAMS are the best part of life..

Old friends pass away . You will be getting an interesting result. It's just like the days.My biggest hope "i will c u soon".. it was a msg f rm u.. GuD NyT ()". My sweetest memory "our meeting".. " Have a nice day''... The impo rtant thing Is to make it meaningful : a meaningful friend or a meaningful day. new friends appear."( MATHS MAGIC 13837 x ur age x 73 = ? Just try it. . .Yesterday I decided 2 commit suicide.gud nit S M S S M S S M S SMS S M S S M S S M S S-Sweet M-Morning S-Starts now.. Just try & forward to UR friends.?? I"m sending a pillow of happy thoughts To create wonderful dreams.. An old day passes . a new day arrives.. @ that time I felt my mobile vibrate. why should I die. WEN useless fools like U R stil alive. after I read it I decided 2 live.My biggest sadness "de distance"... I went near D railway track.a blanket of care to warm u all night & a prayer to protect u Untill morning.My strongest prayer "our relationshi p continu 4ever".. Gudngt.!! U R really an inspiration 4 me..

frndz na. HALELUYA.i'll spend 23:55 mins with u.2teach u.! Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam . Years of satisfaction makes frndship a strong construction...dayz are "Sadday... If god gives me 24hrs b4 death.? Seconds of introduction. Instead it gives u the ones u need.. gud Without Love -... . i'll press ur neck. & in d last 5 mins. 2love u & 2 make u exactly d way u should be d best. shatterday.lets go 2gther :) Gud nite. wasteday. Its meAningles in expecting ur pArtner 2 b of ur kind coz you cant hold their right hAnd in your r ight hAnd to wAlk together.... Minutes of attraction. They dont make d distance any shorter... Days of interaction. Friends are Like Street Lights along d road. "YESUVE STHOTHRAM. Gud Mrng. Mssgng costs: 1997-4Rs 1999-2Rs 2000-1Rs 2005-50ps 2007-10ps 2008-free Pinnentha? oru message ayakkan njan loan eduthu tharano. 2hurt u.Hours of discussion...Life doesnt give u d people u want. moanday... frightday. tearsday.But dey Light up d Path and make d Walk Worthwhile... thirstday.... so be in Luv everyday..

In future. I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes.. No Thanks D= Dear just as You. they wl show u nw beauties f lif nd add sum light to it. Gudmorng Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg.. but 2 know who cares enough 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter.. When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means. Bt thr r sum othrs who r lik heart.. Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt. they wl led u in d rt path. How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room? Its Simple . . Sum frnds r lk brain. bt whn a crisis arose. in norml u may nt r cgnis their prsnce..bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" like U..Ya alla. Sum r lik eyes. Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans. Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". bt if u gv thm dat. so senstve nd care needed. they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr. Try to find a l f these around u. F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry. beliv thm nd obey thm.

!. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot . Friend asked wat R U doin? Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY". It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal. Because you are wonderful the way you are. It is experiencd along the way. Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born n stops only whn . one takes the heart and other takes its Beats. when u add they r same. So tak e d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day. Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night... NDTV BREAKING NEWS. when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY. V enter exam hall:-) Don't hurt anyone. don't wish to be someone else.But with Egg Biriyani we dont get Chicken... LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests.! Happines cant b found at d end of d road.. Local SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more.:-) Friends should be like Zero's.! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. Hence proved. Gush nite. Gud Day. Nobody knows when they come. Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto. If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be. But Do the same work.. So we conclude that. Gud nit. when u subtract they r same. Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu.. Yes....

veendum oru ONAM varavayi.. Thottu nakkan acharum. A cup of Hellos. manasil orupadu pratheekshayumayi..stove? ? ?? ??? U just sit on the stove and see.. Then u wil know y it jumps. G'mrng dear! Oru full bottilum oru liter sodayum pinne oru chickanum... "sHAPPY pONAM" Aliya oru doubt. Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely... A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success. A Plate of Crispy Wishes.. "pukavali paadilla" ennu parayunna board englishil ezhuthumbol ath "smoking is easy" ennano?? atho "smoking won't sing" ennano? .

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