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Top 10 Pick-Up Lines to Meet and Attract Single Women in Church Here are some clean and pure

in thought religious pick-up lines and conversation starters that are effective in capturing single women's attention: 1. "Do you have a quarter I can borrow?" She says no or why and you reply, "Oh, I needed to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing from heaven." 2. "You're so pretty, I feel like I've died and gone to heaven." 3. "Are you religious? When she says yes reply, "Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers." 4. "You look familiar. Didn't we meet at the religious retreat a couple of years ago?" 5. "Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel?" 6. "What are your plans for tonight?" Would you like to get together for Bible study?" 7. "I've been praying I'd meet a girl like you." 8. "God spoke to me and told me to come over and talk to you." 9. "Is it a sin that you have stolen my heart?" 10. "The word says, "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry. How about dinner?" Christian Pickup and Dumping Lines

Top 10 Christian Pick-up Lines 10. I just don't feel called to celibacy. 9. Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham? 8. I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith. 7. What do you think Paul meant when he said, 'Greet everyone with a holy kiss'? 6. You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (DO NOT get this confused!) 5. You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism. 4. I'm pretty flexible--I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date. 3. Before tonight, I never believed in predestination... 2. Just looking at you makes me feel all ecumenical. And the number one Christian pick-up line... 1. I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight. Top 10 Lines Christian Women Use to Break-up 10. I'm sorry, I've found someone more spiritual.
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9. I'm sorry, it's just not God's will. 8. I feel called to the ministry_very soon and very far from you as soon as possible. 7. I'm sorry, it could never work. I'm a sanguine and you're a phlegmatic. 6. God loves me and must have a better plan for my life. 5. You know, I feel like I'm dating my brother. 4. At least I got a lot out of our Bible studies together. 3. You need someone with lower standards. 2. I think we should just be prayer partners. And the number one break-up line... 1. I do love you, but it's just agape now.

More Christian Pick-up Lines Just when you thought there weren't any other ways to start a conversation with a member of the opposite sex, here are a few more Christian pick-up lines that somebody sent to me. Enjoy!

Nice Bible You know Jesus?! Me, too! God told me to come talk to you. I know a church where we could go and talk. How about a hug, sister? Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study? The Word says, "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." So how about dinner? You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither! You want to come over and watch "The 10 Commandments" tonight? Is it a sin that you stole my heart? Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot? Nice bracelet. What Would Jesus Date? Oh, I mean "Do." Do you believe in divine appointment? Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
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You know, they say that you've never really dated until you date a Christian. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug! Oh, you're cold? Maybe we should read Ecclesiastes 4:11

Ecclesiastes 4:11 (New International Version, 2011) 11 Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone?

I am here for you My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah that's his name.

Christian Pickup Lines (funny)

Some of these are funny and some are cheesy. You try these at your own risk! 1) Nice bible! 2) I would like to pray with you. 3) You know Jesus? Me too!! 4) God told me to come talk to you! 5) I know a church where we could go and talk! 6) How about a hug, brother? 7) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy. 8) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug! 9) Oh you are cold, Eccleseasties 4:11. 10) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? 11) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a Bible study? 12) I am here for you. 13) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry" ... how about dinner? 14) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither. 15) You want to come over and watch The Ten Commandments tonight? 16) Is it a sin that you stole my heart? 17) Would you happen to know a Christian man that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot? 18) Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do" 19) Do you believe in Divine appointment? 20) Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before? 21) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. 22) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name. 23) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a Christian. 24) Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath. 25) What?! Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark. 26) Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? 27) I hear there's going to be a love offering for tonight. 28) If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself. 29) I don't see it, but some people think I look like Sampson 30) What's your name and number so I can add you to my "prayer" list?
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Another List of Christian Pick-Up Lines 1) Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.") 2) Hey baby, you wanna take the church van for a spin? 3) I'm not like those other (insert your church name here) guys. 4) Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David (read Song of Solomon)? 5) Excuse me, is this pew taken? 6) I don't speak in tongues, but i kiss that way! 7) God broke the mold when He made your sweet face. 8) Hello, will you be my shulamite? 9) Boy, you've really been a visual minister to me! 10) Do you know the difference between making out and a sermon? ... no? wanna go to church with me? 11) Hi, my name's Will...God's Will 12) [check the person's shirt tag] "just as i thought... made in heaven." 13) Hey, need a ride to church? 14) I'd pick you over Satan any day. 15) God was just showing off when He made you. 16) I'm pretty flexible. I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date. 17) I would like to pray with you. 18) No, i'm not coveting, I intend to make you mine. 19) How about a hug, sister? 20) Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy. 21) Christians don't shake hands...Christians gotta hug! 22) Are you cold? (Eccleseasties 4:11) 23) Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 24) What do you think Paul meant when he said, "Greet one another with a holy kiss."? (1 Cor 16:20b) 25) You have the body of Amy Grant and the soul of Mother Teresa. (Note: Do not get this confused!) 26) Nice Bible! 27) Before tonight, I never believed in predestination. 28) Do you think "ask, and it shall be given you" is to be taken literally? 29) I practice our mission to "love one another" to the fullest extent! 30) God told me to come talk to you! 31) How do you feel about the passage that says, "it is more blessed to give than to receive"? 32) When I saw you, I knew the true meaning of "rejoice and be glad." 33) I didn't know angels flew this low. 34) Excuse me, but can I drinkith from your cupith? 35) I think i feel the Holy Sprit, no, wait, I believe that may be you this time. 36) If Eve was tempted by an apple than you must be my fruit. 37) That halo matches perfectly with your eyes. 38) I must be dead and looking at the angel that is going to take me to heaven. 39) You put the "cute" back in persecution! 40) I truly believe men & women should celebrate their physical differences

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