haven't you always wondered how "americanisms" would sound like if they were translated literally to an average indian

on, say, the streets of new delhi (or elsewhere)? have a nice day! ----- * achcha din lo! what's up? ----- *uppar kya hai? you're kidding! ----- *tum bachcha bana rahe ho! don't kid me! ----- * mera bachcha mut banaao! yo, baby! what's up? -----* beti yo, uppar kya hai? cool man! -----* thandaa aadmi! don't mess with me, dude.----- * mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee. check this out, man! ----- * iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi! she's so fine! ----- * woh itnee baareek hai! listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek? hey good looking; what's cooking? ----- * hey sundari; kyaa pak raha hai? are you nuts? ----- * kya aap akhrot hain? son of a gun.----- * bachcha bandook ka. and the best one is..... general body meeting.... ----- *saamanya shaaririk milan c ya folks... -----(dekhte hain doston) & keep in touch...... ----- (chhoote raho.....)

lose 4 kgs in one week... tested diet plan!! basic fat burning soup: 6 large green onions; 2 green peppers; 1-2 large cans of tomatoes; 1 bunch celery; 1 large head of cabbage; 1 packet of lipton onion soup mix. season with salt, pepper, curry, parsley, etc. if desired season with bouillon. cut vegetables in small to medium pieces, cover with water and add soup mix and season to taste. boil fast for 10 minutes reduced to simmer and continue cooking until vegetables are tender. this soup may be eaten any time you are hungry. eat as much as you want, whenever you want, and any time of the day. this soup will not add calories, the more you eat the more you lose. if eaten alone for

indefinite period, you would suffer malnutrition. fill a thermos in the morning if you will be away during the day. day one: all fruits except bananas. your first day will consist of all the fruits you want except bananas. cantaloupes and watermelons are lower in calories than most fruits. eat only soup and fruits the first day. drinks are unsweetened tea, cranberry juice and water. day two: this is a vegetable day. eat as much as you like of all the fresh raw or cooked vegetables of your choice. try to eat green leafy veggies and stay away from dry beans, peas and corn. eat all the vegetables you want along with your soup. as dinner you can reward yourself with baked potatoes and butter. eat all the soup you want this day also, but donot eat your fruits. day three: mix day one and two. eat all the soup, fruit and veggies you want. you cannot have baked potatoes today. if you have eaten for three days as above, and have not cheated, you will find that you have lost 5 to 7 pounds. day four: day four consists of bananas and skimmed milk. eat as many as 8 bananas and drink as many glasses of skimmed milk as you canon this day along with your soup. this particular day of your diet your body will need the potassium carbohydrates, proteins and calcium provided in bananas and mild lessen your craving for sweets. no photo anonymous 6/13/2006 12:25 am day five: beef/chicken/fish and tomatoes. you may have 10 to 20 ounces of beef and a can of tomatoes of as many as 6 fresh tomatoes this day. drink at least 6-8 glasses of water this day to wash away the uric aid in your body. eat your soup at least once this day. day six: beef and veggies. eat till your heart's content of beef and this day . you can even have two or three steaks if you like with green leafy vegetables. but not baked potatoes. be sure to eat soup at least once today. day seven: brown rice, unsweetened juices and vegetables. again all you can eat of these allowed. be sure to eat soup at least once today the end f the seven day, if you have not cheated on the above diet, you will find that you have lost 10 to 17 pounds. if you have lost more than 15 pounds, stay off the diet for tw days before resuming the diet again from da y one. this seven day eating plan can be used as often as you like. as a matter of fact, if correctly followed, it will clean your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well�being as never before. after only days of this process, you will begin to feel lighter by at least 10 and possibly 17 pounds and have an abundance of energy. continue this plan as long as you wish and feel the difference. this diet is a fast fat-burning diet and the secret is that you will burn more

calories than consumed. it will flush your system of impurities and give you a feeling of well-being. because everyone's digestive system is different, this diet will act upon everyone differently. after day three, you will have more energy than when you began if you do not cheat. after being on the diet for several days, you will find your bowel movement has changed - eat a cup of bran and fibre. although you can have black coffee with this diet you may find that you do not need the caffeine after the third day. no photo anonymous 6/13/2006 12:27 am definite no-noes no bread, fried food, and carbonated beverages. tab of other diet drinks not allowed. stick with water, unsweetened tea, black coffee, unsweetened fruit juices, cranberry juice, and skimmed milk when available. the basic fat burning soup to be eaten at any time when you feel hungry in the day. eat as much you wish as often as you like. this soup will not add calories. eat all you want. the more soup you eat more you lose. you may eat broiled or baked chicken with no skin instead of meat. if you prefer, you can substitute broiled fish for beef on only one beef day . you need high protein in the beef the other day. any prescribed medication will not hurt you on this diet. continue this plan as long as wish and feel the difference in both mental and physical dispositions. from sacred heart memorial hospital. (used for overweight patients who need to lose rapidly) no photo anonymous 6/13/2006 12:31 am dis is a tried diet... it works amazing!! n has no side effects... like any affect on ur health or weaknss or anything.. because as u can see you eat a range of things thru out da week n get all da nutritions u require... important: some ppl tend to skil the baked potatoes wid buttter or da bananas.. because they want to lose more weight.. donot do dat.. it is imp for u to take those to get da required nutrition.... if u skip anythin in dis diet.. u will get malnutritioned!! i hope dis helps many sisters around here... n those who try it.. definately let me knw abt how well it has worked 4 u! gud luck.. take carez! :)

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