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| A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg . Removes Sandal = 56. Then Dupatta = 52 Now Coins Finished....... . . . . A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said Ü Carry On"", I Have Coins! posted
Height of coolness
| Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:> posted in Exam , nny
Perfect example of confidence:
Perfect example of confidence: A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i'm the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to? Boss: no! Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:d :p posted in nny
Sardar sent to his BOSS
| Sardar sent to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet" posted in Adult , nny , Sardar
We have mutual friends
| I Wonder If 1 Day Somebody Will Ever Come N Knock 0n My Door N Tell Me "Hey , V Have 7 Mutual Friends In FACEBOOK " Can I Come In ... =P =D posted in nny
When a girl on facebook
When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends You A Friend Request It Means She Wants To Be Your Friend Not Your Girlfriend, When She Tag You It Means She Wants To Her Thoughts With You And Not That She’s Lost In Your Thoughts, When She Comments On Your Status It Meams She’s Just Being Social And Not Flirting, When She Like Your Comment It Means She Like Your Comment Not You posted in nny
Girls r like phones
Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked toobut if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
Angry wife to her husband
Share| An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ... ?"
...? . Share| An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Wife SMS The Girl Lost Her Chance To Marry Share| Boy: Marry Me. Wife SMS A Special Package For Business Men. With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love ! Husband: I m In The Pub Just Next To That Shop posted in Funny SMS. " O:) Wife. The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewelery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day . All Of Them Gave A Same Reply.. "Which Trip ?" posted in Funny SMS.. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success.
..? Boy: No.? Boy: No. Girl: How Much Is Your Salary.Girl: Do You Have A House. But.. And 3 Porsche's.... How Can I Marry You? Leave Please!! Boy: (talking To Himself) I Have One Villa.? Boy: No Salary. Why Would I Need To Have A Bmw ? How Could I Get A Salary When I'm The Boss! & The Girl Lost Her Chance =P =D posted in Funny SMS Einstein's theory of Relativity Share| Put ur hand on a Hot Pan. 3 Property Lands. But put ur hand on a Hot Girl An hour seems a second That's Einstein's theory of Relativity posted in Funny SMS A Belated Teachers' Day Share| A Belated Teachers' Day .. 3 Ferrari ' S. Girl: Do You Have A Bmw Car..You Have Nothing.. a second seems an hour. Girl: No But.
Its A Humble Request "80% Of Teachers r Suffering From Throat Pain By Teaching Students.. will u kiss me. He asked her.? She replied. she immediately said.... she was caught on 30th floor by another boy. . he dropped her.. . ok i will hug u and kiss u. offcourse not. BUNK d Classes As Much As Possible n Save Our Teachers posted in Funny SMS... she replied he dropped her too. A boy caught her on 65th floor and asked her...... Astagfirullah !! mera roza hai :P [ I am fasting ] posted in Funny SMS . will u hug me.. ... she prayed for last chance when a boy hold her on 5th floor. Teachers Day SMS Girl falling from 80th floor Share| A girl Fell Down from 80th floor.? no not at all....." So Plz ... ... The boy dropped her and saying....
!" Tied rakhi to the following boys Share| .Santa in court Share| SANTA went to court JUDGE: "Order ! Order !" SANTA: "1 Pizza.No.! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever. 2 Dosa... 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !" JUDGE: "Shut Up !" SANTA:"No.. Santa Banta SMS Call a girl pretty or ugly Share| "Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes.7-Up! posted in Funny SMS.
? . Love And Have Job.a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!! Prove how is this possible…. I Will Marry Ur Sis posted in Funny SMS. Must Have HOUSE & CAR. Plz Send Picture 0f HOUSE & CAR . . .New Advertisement WANTED SINGLE GIRL. . 1st Guy To Second-What Will We Do Now? 2nd Guy-U Marry My Sis. =P =D posted in Funny SMS Parrot sits on elephant Share| Q. .2 Guys Were Following 2 Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi & Tied To Their Hands. Rakhi SMS Wanted single girl Share| .. . . Physics student: . Able To Cook..
Love SMS Husband was seriously ill Share| Husband was seriously ill. . . .. . Then ??? .. After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly. Paining ??? .. .assume that elephant’s name is parrot & parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:) physics can prove anything posted in Funny SMS Girlfriend's name on hand by knife. No !! . . Doc to wife :- . Why ??? .crying Share| A Small Boy Took A Knife And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand. Spelling Mistake !!! :O posted in Funny SMS. . ..
No chance for u to survive posted in Funny SMS.65?" 3) translate English to Arabic 4) Copy the Arabic version 5) choose translation from Arabic to English 6) and the truth will be unleashed!!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAH!!!!!!! posted in Funny SMS Advertisement Clock will never be stolen Share| . no tv serial.. be pleasant & in gud mood. dont demand new clothes & gold jewels. Husband :.Give him healthy breakfast. On the way home. Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.65?" Share| Do the following !!! 1) go to google translate 2) type in "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs. don’t discuss ur problems.. Wife SMS Answer to "Who said to sell pepsi for Rs.wat did the doc say ? Wife :.
. Mad at each other. “This Clock Will Never Be Stolen.! posted in Funny SMS.. Marriage SMS A Good / Best Teacher is who .Words Written Above A Classroom Clock…. Mad bcoz of each other.. Misc SMS Jokes What to do when mosquito bites? Share| At Night If Mosquito Bites. Made for each other.. Share| . 4 Stages of marriage Share| 4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other.? ? ? ? ? Just Scratch N Sleep Again We R Not Rajnikant 2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry. posted in Funny SMS. What Should We Do. Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It.
. A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . There Is No Such Month . Funny SMS An intelligent wife Share| ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women" :P posted in Funny SMS. . Wife SMS Best month to get married Share| 1st Man: Which Is The Best Month To Get Married..? 2nd Man: Octemb ruary 1st Man: Don't Be Silly.A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard.. "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO." =P =D posted in Exam SMS... But..
.2nd Man: Exactly posted in Funny SMS. Have u ever tried paying ur bill with a hug. Santa Banta SMS Love more important than money Share| All say that love is more important than money..) posted in Funny SMS.No no. Santa: I also started d wipers & said No. Love SMS Advertisement R u going 2 dance? Share| . Marriage SMS Headlights and wipers Share| After an accident. ? ? :P .. no. A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. :D posted in Funny SMS.
so can i hav ur chair?" :D posted in Funny SMS Funny Oxymorons Share| Funny Oxymoron's: (An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together) 1) Clearly misunderstood 2) Exact Estimate 3) Small Crowd 4) Act Naturally 5) Found Missing 6) Fully Empty 7) Pretty ugly 8) Seriously funny 9) Only choice 10) Original copies & the Mother of all 11) Happily Married Funny SMS / Text Messages New sim to surprise her husband .In a Party A Handsome guy askd a gal."r u going 2 dance?" She felt so happy & said-"yes" & d guy said-"dats gud.
She Goes To The Kitchen. The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen.. Wife SMS Newtons Universal Law Of Love Share| Newtons Universal Law Of Love: Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl and Inversely proportional to strength of her brother.. Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey.!! posted in Funny SMS Harder to run away Share| . =P posted in Funny SMS.Share| Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room.
. She is Dead. Man: 0h my God. The bad news is. .Did You Know . . . posted in Funny SMS Good / bad news after wife accident Share| A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news.? That "HEELS" Are Man's Invention To Make It Harder For A Woman To Run Away. . whats the good news? Doctor: I'm kidding. Wife SMS Fill up the blanks Share| Hey Fill Up The Blanks :Your Name_______ Percentage In SSC_____% Gender_____ . =P =D posted in Funny SMS.. She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life..
!! .. . The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears.) :P posted in Funny SMS When cockroach disappears Share| Seeing a Cockroach on ur bed is nothing actually. . . .-) :-P posted in Funny SMS Advertisement Picture on driving license and facebook Share| Funny Truth- . Now Read 'Only' The Answers.!! ...! :D :D . ... . ... . . . . .
u go away.! :D . she stays connected. Dad came n asked.) Sweet demand by kid Share| A Sweet demand by a kid.what happen son? Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore. posted in Funny SMS. A kid was beaten by his mom. U r next 2 her..No one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture. I want my own. nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic. many devices can connect 2him at a time posted in Funny SMS Lion bounced on wife Share| . Wife SMS Man / woman like bluetooth / wifi Share| Woman is like blue tooth . she finds new device Man is like wi-fi.
... posted in Funny SMS.In an African Safari.A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. .. WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him! SANTA-Yes Yes.....I'm changing d battery of my camera.. .. ... Girls of 1995 & 2007 Share| GIRLZ OF 1995* "AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHOIR DENGE HUM" GIRLZ OF 2007* AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHOR DENGE HUM Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Share| Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess‚¦ Guess ... Lovely songs fade.... Kiss SMS People like YOU always remain forever. ... Share| Beautiful flowers die... Nice stories end. Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.
.. .Momeries are forgotten. Funny SMS. Poetry SMS Examiner taking practical of sardar Share| In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. .... . .. All things comes to end. . to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-) posted in Exam SMS.. Sardar SMS . what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name posted in Funny SMS. Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza. But people like YOU always remain forever . . Examiner:You failed. . BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE posted in Funny SMS Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza Share| koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi. Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi. . .
She is having pain right now. Kiss SMS Advertisement Sardar on phone: Share| Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.1 boy went 2 meet his girlfriend Share| One boy went to meet his girlfriend when he came back at home mom asked kahaan gaey they ? boy:us se milney mom: kis liye? boy: haan bohat kiss liye:D posted in Funny SMS. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦ posted in Adult SMS. Funny SMS. Sardar SMS Teri girl friend gaye bazar Share| .
Share| A man found his wife having affair with a guy. A man found his wife having affair with a guy. teri girl friend gaye bazar. us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. He decided 2 kill himself & his wife. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bolatu khush mat ho agla number tera hai! A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant Share| A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this. Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bolatu khush mat ho agla number tera hai! A man found his wife having affair with a guy. ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar Kissing ur wife in ur home.. ...twinkle Twinkle little star. Share| A man found his wife having affair with a guy.
Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20. Sardar SMS Why student fails ? Share| WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year.He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend! Gangster's son failed his examination Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? . Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days.Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days. 1 hr talking means 15 days.Days left 96.Days left 81 Exams days 35 days.Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:. Days left 26 Movies.Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe.Waiter: Oh! you can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant.TV at least 25 days. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy? Impact of Movies Share| Impact of Movies: Teacher :. posted in Funny SMS..Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.Days left 313 Summer holidays 50.
Im totally mad about U. I wanna marry U." Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai Share| I always think about U. Aisa mujhe bajuwali kehti hai‚¦ (My neighbour say all this to me) Ticket checker to a saint Share| In a train. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? . lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place. Jail. Ayodhya! TT: Come. ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. Im crazy 4 U. I LOVE U. I just wanna be with U.A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything. I cant live without U. A child after 3 month of marriage Share| A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place. I really need U.
wife & spare tyre Share| HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures. Roz roz ka drama nahi hota Share| 2011 is coming Wish u a very Happy new year Valentine's day Basant 23rd march 14 august Eid ul fitr Eid ul azha Friendship day Mother. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. father ..-> Husband.Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months.. the vehicle can't move further M0ral: always Keep a SPARE TYRE.. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle.
dada Nana. Caught sleeping together Share| Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2..Dadi.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2. Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless.during lecture in maths class . nani Children's day Happy b'day 365 good mornings After noons. . shapeless and chipku in the eNd.. . . . evenings' & nights Roz roz ka drama nahi Hota mujh se Ab pura saal mat kehna SMS nahi kia Similarity between chewing gum & begum Share| What's the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ?? . . .
abhi tak jaag rahi ho. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.Think +ve:) You are seeing my wife Share| Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto... Driver adjusted miror. I will drive auto. Bubbli- .:D True bravery is to arrive home Share| True bravery is to arrive home .. and mom waiting with a jharu in hand and you ask "hey mom." Independance day date Share| Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major RohailWhat is this? . fully drunk. a late night out.. Go & sit back...
Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main. . Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai . so let me do what I want Too late for garbage Share| Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Sardar selected a short girl to marry Share| Sardar selected a short girl to marry.. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt. Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi.Dad today is freedom day. Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi.:-P 1 Larki ki dua Share| 1 larki ki dua Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi..
Boy: I know. Element Name:GIRL Symbol: G Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D Physical Properties. *very reactive *highly unstable *posses strong affinity for gold n silver . But. you can't imagine what a weekend I enjoyed:-) New element added to periodic table Share| A New Added element to the Periodic Table.What a lovely weekend I enjoyed Share| A boy with a sweet girl entered a jewellery shop & Choose a ring worth 8 lacs for her. *boils at anything *can freeze at anytime *melts if handled wid love n care *very bitter if mis handled Chemical Properties. Gave a cheque & said she will collect ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared. On Monday. Jeweller called boy: There's no money in your account.. .
thats called self control:-) Can kids of our age have kids? Share| Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!". . that is ignorance! & When i look at u & i don't laugh.*money reducing agent *volatile when left alone Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol? Share| Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol? When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself. Interesting line on girl's T-shirt Share| Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl. . . .
. 3 Farm Houses What do you have? Poor Man: I have a boy whos Girl Friend is . . . 4 Bungalows. I have 14 Cars. . Your Daughter. . 18 Bikes. 3 Farm Houses What do you have? Poor Man: I have a boy whos Girl Friend is ..! Rich man vs Poor man Share| Rich Man: Today. . . 4 Bungalows. .- Rich man vs Poor man Share| Rich Man: Today.. I have 14 Cars. Excuse me ! My face is above. 18 Bikes. . .
Your Daughter. Thora sa or bura manlo :p Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai Share| Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit‚ Haq Se maango Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai Never KISS a lady police . I born smart what d hell hapened to u..or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today Roses r lal skies r nila Share| Roses r lal skies r nila.! Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card.. ur brain is like khali patila.ID. Bura man liya? O.K Roses r red skies r blue.
Saali is tuty-fruity. She will say. Saali is patakha. Wife is fool. She will say. Wife is duy.Share| Never KISS a lady police. Wife is tension. Saali is passion. Never KISS a lady doctor. . Wife is qismat futi. Wife is sayapa. Next please Always KISS a lady teacher. Saali is cool. She will say. repeat it 5 time Any boyfriend before marriage Share| Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ‚¦‚¦ Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De‚¦. Difference between wife & saali What is the difference between wife & saali? Saali is Beauty. hands up.
.:p ..Saali is fresh cake. Wife is earth quake.
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