Punchlines of Famous Companies Punchlines Listed below are some punchlines from the greatest jokes of all time
. If you know the joke, the punchline alone might be enough to raise a chuckle. See how many of these you can recognize: Only two, but I don't know how they got in there! Yep, she's pregnant too! Ba No, we figured out what's causing it! ck Every morning about 7:30 my dad knocks on the bathroom door and says, "God! are you still in there?" I've got you fooled today, I'm not wearing any! 22! 22! 22! ellifino! Someone who knocks on your door for no reason! Well, surprise, surprise, that's not my finger! At your wedding, father! They try to tie two output ports together! Roll aids! He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Because everyone is always getting rear ended over there! 10,987,654,321 To prove he had guts! He gave me a 10 inch pianist. No, but you'll find out what that thing is for! About 300 yen. Well, why don't you ask him? Maybe he'll let you! Doritos! Good! We need to keep up with those protestants! A frog in a blender. I don't know, but it's on your left shoulder!
The Power of We Sun Microsystem . Drive it Honda .Transparency makes us Different SOTC .Applying Thought Air France .Work Less.The World is Waiting DIGJAM .You Look the World.When Reliability Matters Dell .The Network is the Computer TATA Indicom . Easy to Own
.Drive Your Way Canon .Making the Internet work for you Voltas .There's no Better Way to Fly Toyota . Truman! They have three and a half inch floppies! They just make backups! L&T .The Sign of Excellance Jaguar .ACs with IQ Alcatel .Exceed Your Vision Park Avenue . We Look After You ABN AMRO .Delighting You Always Philips .The One for Everyone Cantabill .Be the First to Know MICO-BOSCH .Business Without Limits Amkette .The Heart of Asia MS Office 97 .We Make the Things that Make India Proud LG .International Clothing Business World .The Joy of Flying ITC .Making More Possible Business Today .The Power of Dreams MTNL . Your Passion Epson .For a Special Journey called Life CNN .Play the Lead British Airways .Better Ideas-Better Life Omega .Tell that to Mrs.Enduring Value IFFCO TOKIO .For managing Tomarrow Nokia .The Life You Desire Microsoft .Sense & Simplicity The Economic Times .Dont Dream it.Making the Sky the best place on Earth Air Lufthansa .Connecting People Wipro .Digitally Yours Sify .With You all the Way Amway . Do More Hyundai .Dressing the World Chevrolet .Architect of an Internat World Cathy Pacific Airlines .Play the Game Dolphin .Your Potential.The Power of Knowledge Cell One .Easy to Buy.The Affordable Network Service SBI .Touch the Perfection Jet Airways .
Driven by Values.Hum Hai Na Compaq .Intelligence Everywhere ICICI Bank . Windows XP .ON DEMAND 8.Where Information Lives. GM – Only GM. AUDI – Vorsprung Durch Technik 6.Think Different. JAGUAR . 3.S ramadorai --. 6. TCS .Powered by Intellect. DAIMLER CHRYSLER – The Future of Automobile 4.Born to Perform 14. Everything is Possible 4.king of good times TCS --. SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897. Computer Associates .Invent .Driven by Passion.The complete family car IBM ThinkPad----. LENOVO . 15. Apple Macintosh ." Forever Sport"----American Express ---.Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife. EMC . FIAT . Results. TOYOTA . Microsoft . Have You Met Life Today .Applying Thought 13.The software that powers the E Business 5.Where Do You Want to Go Today . Better by adobe.Beyond the obvious Wipro---Azim Premji-----Applying thought Infosys---Nandan M. HONDA . VOLKSWAGEN .Drivers wanted 12. Infosys . WIPRO . Nilekani-----Driven by intellect.KV kamath . 2.Touch The Perfection 7. FIAT 13. Delivered 7. 9. The Power on your side . CSC . Growing and Protecting your wealth .Experience.The Power of Dreams 10. TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car 1. Accenture ."Don't leave home without it" Birla Mutual Fund ----. HYUNDAI ."The name inspires Trust" ----kingfisher .Allianz Group 3. Your Potential Our Passion 2. HP . FORD – Built for the Road Ahead 2.Do More with Less 3. 11.Beyond the Obvious 11.Ban jaaye baat Hyundai Santro .Drive Your Way 9. 14." I think. Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability 12.Prudential Insurance Company
.Motorola .Simplicity at work. Adobe . 10.We are building a new technology company. therefore IBM"---Adidas -----.powered by values 1. IBM . BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine 5. LEXUS – The Pursuit of Perfection 15.High Performance.vijay mallaya .
Where Vision Gets Built -.COM . Journalism of Courage . The Citi Never Sleeps -. 3. Play the Game .Earth's Biggest BookStore TIMESJOBS.Where Do You Want to Go Today .
. Macromedia . Your Partner for life . You and Us -.Powered by Intellect.BUSINESS WORLD 6.(The fill in the blank itself is the name of the organization) .BUSINESS TODAY 3.AIG or American International Group Insurance Company 5.Think Different.ABN AMRO Bank 4.Bank of Baroda 2.LIC 6.4.Everything is Possible Accenture . Your Technology Navigator .Deutsche Bank 9.Do More with Less HP-Invent . The World's Local Bank -.Push Button Publishing Microsoft .Standard Insurance Company Limited. Driven by Values.Simplicity at work.CHIP 4. Macromedia .Trust thy name is ------.The World's Online Market Place AMAZON. You are in good hands . Be Life Confident . .Beyond the Obvious Infosys .BUSINESS INDIA 2. Intelligent Computing . FORD – Built for the Road Ahead GM – Only GM.HSBC 8.Bank of America 4. The Magazine of the Corporate World .CITIGROUP or CITIBANK 6.HINDUSTAN TIMES 9.Allstate Insurance Company 8. Your Potential Our Passion Windows XP .COM .Union Bank of India 3. The Power of Knowledge . Positively Different.Born Tough EBAY . India's International Bank -. Good People to Bank with -. A Passion to Perform -.What the web can be. Delivered IBM . Making More Possible -. MRF . 1.We are building a new technology company.THE ECONOMIC TIMES 8. For Managing Tomorrow . Higher Standards -. Read a Bestseller everyday . Apple Macintosh .We know Money .DIGIT 5.COM . Better by adobe.The Indian EXPRESS 7. we have the job BLOGGER.AXA UK 7.Tyres with Muscle CEAT . 2.What the web can be. TCS .High Performance.Lehman Brothers 7. 1.UBS 5.THE DAILY TELEGRAPH 5. The Name India trusts for News . Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability WIPRO .Max NewYork Life Insurance 9.If you have a reason.ON DEMAND LENOVO .Applying Thought Adobe .
High Performance Petrol Servo .The World's Networking Company Monster.The Power of Dreams SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897. Poora bhi GAIL .Drive Your Way HONDA . VOLKSWAGEN .Gas and Beyond Essar corp .Pure bhi.Easy as DELL.Human Energy Reliance industries Limited .Growth is Life British Petroleum .Taking on the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges Chevron Corporation . LG . L&T . Its our business to know your business Standard Chartered Bank . Malaysian Airlines . Sun Microsystems .Profit from it AT&T .Touch The Perfection HYUNDAI . NDTV Profit . For everything else there's MASTERCARD.Going Beyond Expectations Kingfisher Airlines . Intel .Fly the good times Exxon Mobil .Making the Internet work for you 4.The Way to Fly.The jeans that built America Master card .Bringing Energy to Life BPCL . Everytime.Fluent in Finance.Your Right Partner CNBC .Digitally Yours 3.Pure for Sure IBP .Architect of an Internat World
.I think.News you can Use.Making Tomorrow Brighter IOCL .There's no better to fly British airways . Dell . Alcatel .BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine TOYOTA .Quality in Everything we Do Barclays . therefore IBM.ACs with IQ 5. FIAT TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car IBM .A breath of Fresh Air Sahara . Voltas . Air Canada . Star Sports .We Make the Things that Make India Proud 2.The Joy of Flying Lufthansa .All you Desire.Intel inside.The Network is the Computer Ernst and Young .100 % Performance.Never Settle Jet Airways . Kotak .Drivers wanted FIAT .Think Investments.A positive a++itude Speed . Toyota Innova .Beyond Petroleum ONGC .We know your game 1. Think Kotak.Driven by Passion. LEE .Emotionally yours.com . Sify .There are some things money can't buy.
MTNL . DIGJAM .The Life You Desire 33.6.Intelligence Everywhere 6. Jaguar .For managing Tomarrow 25. Your Passion 34. Amway . Toyota .Play the Game 15. MICO-BOSCH . Drive it 20. Easy to Own 45.International Clothing 14. Choose Freedom .Drive Your Way 9.The Joy of Flying 31. We Look After You 23. . Sun Microsystem . Cathy Pacific Airlines . Amkette . Dell .SANSUI 6. MS Office 97 . SBI .SAMSUNG 3. The Economic Times .The Power of Knowledge 12. Inspired Living . Business Today . Motorola .Better Ideas-Better Life 18.Making More Possible 24.Work Less. Park Avenue . Jet Airways .Dont Dream it. SOTC .SONY 2.The Network is the Computer 42.You Look the World.LG 4. The Indian Multinational .Touch the Perfection 30.Delighting You Always 10. Air Lufthansa .The Affordable Network Service 16.Dressing the World 38. Hyundai . TATA Indicom . Air France .PHILLIPS 8.The Power of We 41.The Heart of Asia 7. Do More 8. Dolphin .The One for Everyone 13. Cantabill .Your Potential. . Like. Life's Good . Omega . Epson . No.TOSHIBA
.When Reliability Matters 44.Transparency makes us Different 22. Everyone's Invited or Its hard to Imagine .Business Without Limits 43.VIDEOCON 5.The Power of Dreams 21. Canon .Enduring Value 32. British Airways . IFFCO TOKIO . Philips .Exceed Your Vision 35.There's no Better Way to Fly 29. Business World . Other.The World is Waiting 37.Applying Thought 27.With You all the Way 17.The Sign of Excellance 19.Sense & Simplicity 11. The Perfect Experience . Cell One . Nokia . Chevrolet . ITC .Play the Lead 36. Born in Japan Entertaining The World . Wipro . Honda . ABN AMRO . CNN .For a Special Journey called Life 39.JVC 9.Connecting People 26. Microsoft .HAIER 7. Sense and Simplicity .Be the First to Know 40.Making the Sky the best place on Earth 28.Easy to Buy.
Windows XP .Where Information Lives. Macromedia . Your Potential Our Passion Windows XP .The World’s Online Market Place Microsoft .Tyres with Muscle CEAT . 14.. 9. 10.G
. Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability 12. Apple Macintosh . LENOVO .COM . Everything is Possible 4. Better by adobe.Where Do You Want to Go Today . we have the job BLOGGER. WIPRO .If you have a reason..Born Tough EBAY . EMC . Microsoft .Simplicity at work. Infosys .Experience. TCS .Think Different.Do More with Less 3.Earth’s Biggest BookStore TIMESJOBS. Results. Delivered 7.High Performance.Do More with Less HP-Invent .Applying Thought 13.COM .Everything is [.COM .ON DEMAND 8.The software that powers the E Business 5.AMAZON.Beyond the Obvious 11. Computer Associates .What the web can be. Driven by Values.Where Do You Want to Go Today . Adobe .Push Button Publishing MRF . 6.Invent .
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