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fuck you. If you think pro-lifers are offensive...well, then fuck you too. Twice. With a g olf club. I don't really give a flying donkey-shit what you silly fucks think is offensive . I've been writing hate-mail to the creators of the "Hello Kitty" franchise for years, and they are STILL putting that goddamn pink kitten on every piece of sh it merchandise they can find. I've even seen fucking "Hello Kitty" dildos. The s ame stupid, Japanese cartoon cat that adorns my daughter's homework folder can b e found decorating some stripper's vibrating pussy baton. That's retardedly funn y...but still very offensive to me. It's not that I care if strippers shove cart oon cats up their slime-chute, it's because I hate "Hello Kitty" so much that I find the whole fucking thing offensive as shit. You know what else I find offensive? Coffee products with fucking whipped creme on them. Iced coffee, frappachinos, mocha-frappa-what-the-fuck-ever-blended-bull shit coffee. When did people stop drinking their fucking coffee with just some d amned cream and sugar...or, better yet, drink it black like a goddamn man. Who g ives a fuck besides me? Maybe 2% of the population? Maybe just me and Dennis Lea ry are pissed about things like that. Well, since no one out there gives a fuck about my feelings concerning candy cof fee and "Hello Kitty" products, then I guess I won't have to give a fuck when 80 0 people email me about how offensive our new shirt is. "ABORTION: IT REALLY BRI NGS OUT THE KID IN YOU!" is not that offensive to me. It doesn't have whipped cr eam on it, and it doesn't have a stupid cat on it. It's just a funny fucking shi t for a ridiculously low price. Only $9.99 will win this little beauty for you t o wear around Grandma and Auntie Jo at Sunday Brunch. Such a low price for such an awesome fucking shirt. You gotta order this shit now, because that low price goes right back up in just a few short days. Until someone does something about the "Hello Fuckface" epidemic in America and the scourge of candied coffees, then I'm afraid I can't take your hatemail serio usly. I don't have to give a shit about how your daughter had an abortion on Chr istmas Eve because she couldn't face her mom on Jesus' birthday with a baby-bump fucking with her family portrait. I don't give a wet shit about ANY personal ho rror stories you have about abortion...because I just don't feel it's fair. If y ou don't take what I find offensive seriously, then I don't have to take what YO U find offensive seriously. Ever. Enjoy the Abortion shirt, ladies and gents.