Dumb dairy (fiction) By- Gurveer Saini Genre- funny, humor!!!
I don’t know why am I starting this dairy, but maybe just to please my parents. Currently they were really tensed to see there son taking no interest in any activities( specially after watching my super genius sis Kirti who’s better in every and any field you may know), so they just handed over me this dumb dairy on which I have to write every day about what happened up with me. But believe me; I’ll hardly share up anything. Specially the too disturbing things (you all know what I mean). So, better be prepared.
Schools started from today after summer and believe me, I didn’t like it. First of all, it disturbs all waking up early morning mechanism, and specially your going to toilet one. Hardly do you feel it in between physics class and then we don’t support our school toilets that much, it’s all on your
[Mam to a child] “Ashwin.” “SHIT!” And today the first day started up with his face around. He’s just a bag full of meat.
. In the beginning of this year. 10th grade stinks. yo yo. And the worst thing. And I was made to sit with the dumbest kid around. so no one would set off alone. Ashwin” Giggles! I’ve told him million times to not use that word in front of all the girls. There’s hardly a single child or teacher here I do like.luck that you get water up in toilet (rarely). but he hardly do remember it. because they seem to me fat monster from other planet (most probably Jupiter). I want to play cool in front of class (especially girls) but normally Kaushik do give shit to it. but he would hardly feel anything. maybe alive child. I wish I could punch him. Ranjana mam divided the class in bunch of two students. you’ll sit with Kaushik. [A boy to other] “Hey. I don’t know what her mom giver him in dinner. Kaushik.
because he took us all to the movie. dad seemed quite happy when he came home in evening.
If you think only Kaushik is my problem in school. Some were begging for a fight. my parents don’t know it at all. no one out of us watched the movie. Today.Today. But found him asleep in his own fantasy. there are still many alive. failed thrice in 10th and now getting on our head) came and asked me to give my all lunch to him. I made Kirti laugh. technically. He always do take us on such one. who’s maybe 19 year old. but could tell she’s in 1st grade. That mean.(it’s a dairy so I won’t give any description of her. But as expected. I thought of handing him it better to not get punches in front of girls. Mom went banana at me. but mom made me sandwich
. it was some kind of historical movie which only dad was going to watch willingly. Till the halftime. and the next moment we were at home in our bed. Rajeev (a bully of our class. I was out of my pants. so to entertain my self. during lunch time. so who gets the blame every time? You know) [A lady to her son] “Who stuck that underwear on neighbor’s pipeline?” And all the cold drink she was drinking came out of her nose. too clever and full of pranks and the worst part. and turned over to dad to complaint. Every single child in class was staring at me.
[A boy sleeping in park while dogs licking his face] “YUCK!” In the evening. after having those potatoes. I thought of waking up late in morning. [A boy holding his Tiffin to other] “Hey yo yo. But I went into park with my sleeping equipments and slept there. but dad came around six o clocks and woke me up. Then came Kaushik and he shared his potatoes with me. He smashed his fool on sandwich and went out laughing. He told me to get for a walk. how could I gave that? I didn’t give it to him so he started pulling my Tiffin. I regret for not having those smashed sandwich. because rest of the day in school went in toilet. There two girls too came to watch the show (one out of them was real bang!)
. take mine. which finally ended on floor. I was really bored and didn’t want to hang out with Kaushik so went out in park with left over last year crackers. [A boy in school toilet] FLUSH!
Sunday As it was holiday today. But really it wasn’t a good idea.today.” Giggles! But.
It stayed at the place where it is not inteded to.” I wanted to play cool in front of them so took out the most dangerous cracker I had. a bit risky but I can take it (although the cracker would take some time to get birds). someone jerked me from behind. so took that bomb and placed it on the hole of my pant (half outside and half inside). It was the most useful way to impress girl. After that. The girls stepped back placing there fingers into their ears. so the plain was to burn it out there and throw before it would burst. So I set the cracker on fire. My eyes were locked on the cracker with a grin. [A boy sitting while two girls watching him] Giggles! I got an idea out of hole.[Two girls asking a boy] “May we join you?” “Sure! Hehehehehhe. [A boy to other} “What’s up? Yo yo. I opened my eyes in bed room.
. But as I was sitting.” And the next moment that bomb went into my pant. I sat down to remove the cover of the lead of cracker so it would take some time to get on fire. First I couldn’t get the thing but then I got it. I saw both the girls laughing. actually my pant had a hole at a place where it shouldn’t have. but thanks to my polka dot underwear. but before I could even touch it.
Anyway. but mom warned me. today Sanjay sir took surprise test(maybe he told yesterday.
.[A boy staring under his blanket into his pant] “OMG!”
Today Kaushik apologized for setting my pant on fire and I wanted to give him the same experience. I hardly do give any ears to his class) which hardly anyone knew of.