FATHER ANTONY J. FITZGERALD, S.J. JURISPRUDENTIAL WIZARD VOL. XIV THE BATTLE OF CULLODEN REVISITED BY ANTONY J.

FEJFAR, MAGISTER COIF © COPYRIGHT 2004 BY ANTONY J. FEJFAR, MAGISTER COIF THIS MULTIDIMENSIONAL NOVEL IS AN ALLEGORY, AND THUS IS NOT A WORK OF FACT, AND ANY ASSERTIONS OR REFRENCES HEREIN ARE NOT TO BE CONSTRUED AS APPLYING TO A REAL PERSON, PLACE, OR THING.

Bobby and Jack Kennedy were flying in their Cessna turbo-prop twin engined Dakota, flying with a three tank combination of propane, a

transfer tank, and then natural gas. The plane had sufficient fuel power with this fuel setup for them to travel all the way from Guam to Jackson Hole,

Wyoming. Both men had flown similar Cessna’s in World War II in the Pacific, with their cousin Anton Fejfar, the Czech American fighter ace who had shot down more German planes in the Battle of Britain than any other Allied Flyer.

Fejfar had been transfered to CinPac at Pearl Harbor just in time for that Battle. He, Jack and Bobby Kennedy had shipped out with 5

secretly constructed and manned American Aircraft Carriers just prior to the Pearl Harbor incident. CinPac G2 Military Intelligence in Pearl Harbor

had found out about the secret Japanese attack only one month before the planned date. A sufficient number of old ships were left undermanned in the

Harbor by volunteer gunners and the remainder of the fleet had shipped out for Midway Island and had redeployed at sea.

The secret weapon that Anton Fejfar had brought back from Europe was that a propane system could be used to manifest natural gas which burned in any gasoline or fuel oil designed engine at 98% efficiency with little visible exhaust. All CinPac Pacific theatre troops were under the

command of the United States Army Air Corp and were dedicated to innovation in every respect. Nimitz, Halsey, and the rest of the Pacific command were all Air Corps Flyers. Additionally, the use of Cessna Float Planes armed with shotgun shell gatlin machine guns were manned by Air Corps personnel who were in some way subject to non-violence vows.

The shotgun shells fired by the machine guns from the Cessna “spotter” planes were all loaded with .68 caliber paint balls, not unlike those used by paint ball afficianados today. As such, they were considered non-combatants under the Hague Convention of 1850 and thus could not be shot

at with lethal weapons and could not be kept as prisoners of war.

Jack and Bobby Kennedy remembered their WWII Pacific adventures as they flew over Midway Island and headed toward the coast of

Oregon. Suddenly, a rain squall came up and the small plane was engulfed in gray clouds.

“Jesus Jack, look at that light ahead,” said Bobby Kennedy. “Damn, I don’t know what that is,” replied Jack. Suddenly the white light was all around

them and they felt bathed in a flow of love. This lasted for about ten seconds, when Bobby noticed that the clock and calendar were going crazy.

“Jack, the digital clock and calendar are going backwards, Jesus, it says 1746, God were over Ireland, Oh God, Jack, its Culloden, the American NSA

has taken us back for Culloden, maybe we’ll meet Antony Fitzgerald there.” Said Bobby.

The next thing you know, the two men were flying over Scotland, heading for the Highlands. They each checked their parachutes, put the

plane on autopilot heading into a mountain, opened the cockpit doors, and jumped. Their glide chutes soon came open and they headed for an alpine

valley to the north. As they came down, they each thought about what they would need to do to “blend in.” The next thing you know they had landed

in a grassy glade. As they rolled up their chutes a man with a black shirt and roman collar with a kilt bearing the house of Fitzgerald tartan, green and blue, with white piping, a long bow, a quiver of arrows, and a claymore rapier sword walked up to them.

“Good morning, gentlemen, a fine morning it is for a bit of a fight, I prayed to Saint Anth for you to come and here you are. I am Father

Antony Fitzgerald, S.J., also known on occasion as Francis Marion, short for Francis Marion Antony Fitzgerald, if you please.” “You look just like

John Wayne, the actor,” said Jack Kennedy. “Well, that’s because I am John Wayne, that is that is my stage name, my real name that I used then was Francis Marion, which I had used since the Revolutionary war as General Francis Marion, The Ghost, as they called me in the Mel Gibson Movie, The Patriot.”

“And now, if you please we need our star, Magister Antony Fejfar, Dear God Our Father, Saint Anth, please multidimensionally ressurect

Magister Antony Fejfar, here to help us in our need, Ad Majorem Deo Glorium.” “Amen,” the three men said together.

Suddenly a tall sandy blond, bearded man with a bit of a gut wearing Teva flaps, jeans, carpenter’s straps, and a Guide hunting smock, and

Buck Hunting knife, materialized before their eyes. “Well, gentlemen, at least at Culloden they offer us full employment, don’t they?” Offered

Magister Fejfar. And with that John, Jack, and Bobby rushed Magister Antony Fejfar, and threw him in the adjacent lake. And so it began. (To be continued).