Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Movie Script GUIDE TO THIS SCRIPT: This transcription was completed
May 10, 1998. In only a few places, the words were hard to make out; these places are indicated by a *** after any word which is in question. UPDATE - February 26, 1999 I have received the words that Willy Wonka is singing during the Wonkamobile ride! They are now in the script, with translation!!! Translations of foreign follow in brackets. phrases
(Kids run from school to the Candy Shop.) 1. BILL'S CANDY SHOP (Kids enter, yelling.) KIDS: (yelling) Sizzler! Sizzler! I want a
BILL: All right, all right, all right, what's it going to be? A triple cream cup for Christopher . . . KIDS: (yelling) A Squelchy Snorter! BILL: A Squelchy Otis . . . ONE KID: I Snorter . . . want Snorter for
Scene numbers do not correspond to every change of scene (e.g., the news montages are lumped together). I numbered in a way such that major changes of locations or progressions of action take a new number. No credit info is listed -- you can find it on the video or on any number of Willy Wonka web sites. Any info, suggestions, omissions, or possible corrections (but I'll fight ya tooth and nail!), please e-mail the transcriber (Aaron Villa, not the owner of this page) at -- Happy reading! WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY transcribed by Aaron Villa
BILL: A Sizzler for June Marie . . . ANOTHER KID: Sizzler . . . C'mon, give me a
BILL: And listen! one today. KIDS: What is it?
Wonka's got a new
BILL: This is called Scrumdidilyumptious Bar.
WINKELMANN:(mispronouncing) Scrumbibilyunctious Bar? How does he do it? BILL: My dear boy, do you ask a fish how it swims?
WINKELMANN: No . . . BILL: Or a bird how it flies? WINKELMANN: No . . . BILL: No sirree, you don't! They do it because they were born to do it. Just like Willy Wonka was born to be a candy man, you look like you were born to be a Wonkarer. WHO CAN TAKE A SUNRISE SPRINKLE IT WITH DEW COVER IT IN CHOCOLATE AND A MIRACLE OR TWO THE CANDY MAN THE CANDY MAN CAN THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD WHO CAN TAKE A RAINBOW WRAP IT IN A SIGH SOAK IT IN THE SUN AND MAKE A STRAWBERRY LEMON PIE KIDS: THE CANDY MAN? BILL: THE CANDY THE CANDY THE CANDY WITH LOVE AND MAKES KIDS: Me!
SATISFYING AND DELICIOUS TALK ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD WISHES YOU CAN EVEN EAT THE DISHES WHO CAN TAKE TOMORROW DIP IT IN A DREAM SEPARATE THE SORROW AND COLLECT UP ALL THE CREAM THE CANDY MAN KIDS: WILLY WONKA CAN BILL: THE CANDY MAN CAN THE CANDY MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD AND THE WORLD TASTES GOOD 'CAUSE THE CANDY MAN THINKS IT SHOULD . . . 2. ON THE STREET (Charlie has been watching through the window. He walks away, toward Mr. Jopeck's newsstand.) CHARLIE: Hi, Mr. Jopeck.
MAN MAN CAN MAN CAN 'CAUSE HE MIXES IT THE WORLD TASTE GOOD Me!
JOPECK: Ah, come along, Charlie; you're late. CHARLIE: It's payday, Mr. Jopeck. JOPECK: You're right. (He pays Charlie.) There you are. CHARLIE: Thanks.
BILL: WILLY WONKA MAKES EVERYTHING HE BAKES
JOPECK: Say hello to your Grandpa Joe. CHARLIE: Okay. (Charlie delivers the papers.) 3. WONKA'S FACTORY GATES
MRS. BUCKET: Dad, in all the years you've been saying you're going to get out of that bed, I've yet to see you set foot on the floor. GRANDPA JOE: Well . . . maybe if the floor wasn't so cold. (Charlie enters.)
(Charlie stands outside the gates looking at the factory.) TINKER: Up the airy mountain Down the rushing glen We dare not go a-hunting For fear of little men. You see: Nobody ever goes in, . . . and nobody ever comes out! 4. BUCKETS' HOUSE GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: Charlie's late. GRANDPA JOE: He works too hard for a little boy. He should have some time to play. MRS. BUCKET: Not enough hours in the day. With the four of you bedridden for the past twenty years, it takes a lot of work to keep this family going. GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: If only his father were alive. GRANDPA JOE: Soon as I get my strength back, I'm gonna get out of this bed and help him.
CHARLIE: Hi, everybody! GRANDPA JOE: Wake up! GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: Wake up! GRANDPA JOE: Wake up; Charlie's home! CHARLIE: Grandpa George. (He kisses him.) Grandma Georgina. (Kisses her.) Grandma Josephine. (Kisses her.) Grandpa Joe. (Kisses him. Looks at Joe's bowl of cabbage water.) Is this your supper, Grandpa? GRANDPA JOE: Well, it's yours too, Charlie. CHARLIE: I'm fed up with cabbage water. It's not enough! GRANDMA GEORGINA: Charlie! GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: It's all we have. GRANDPA JOE: What are you saying? CHARLIE: How about this? a loaf of bread.) (Produces
MRS. BUCKET: Charlie, where'd you get
that? GRANDPA JOE: What difference does it make where he got it? Point is: he got it. CHARLIE: It's my first payday. MRS. BUCKET: Good for you, Charlie. We'll have a real banquet. CHARLIE: Mom . . .? Here's what's left. You keep it. Except for this. From now on, I'm going to pay for your tobacco. GRANDPA JOE: No one's going to pay for it, Charlie. I'm giving it up. MRS. BUCKET: Come on, Dad, it's only one pipe a day. GRANDPA JOE: When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I've no right buying tobacco. CHARLIE: Go on, Grandpa. take it. Please
that Willy Wonka locked it. CHARLIE: Why'd he lock it? GRANDPA JOE: Because all the other chocolate makers in the world were sending in spies--dressed as workers!--to steal Mr. Wonka's secret recipes. Especially Slugworth . . . oh, that Slugworth, he was the worst! Finally Mr. Wonka shouted, "I shall be ruined! Close the factory!" And that's just what he did. He locked the gates and vanished completely. And then suddenly, about three years later, the most amazing thing happened. The factory started working again, full blast! And more delicious candies were coming out than ever before. But the gates stayed locked so that no one, not even Mr. Slugworth, could steal them. CHARLIE: But Grandpa, someone must be helping Mr. Wonka work the factory. GRANDPA JOE: helping him. Thousands must be
5. BUCKET'S HOUSE - LATER THAT NIGHT CHARLIE: But who? CHARLIE: After I finished my paper route, I was in front of Wonka's. There was this strange man there. I think he was a tinker. He was standing right behind me, looking up at the factory. Just before he left he said, "Nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out." GRANDPA JOE: And right he was, Charlie. Not since the tragic day
Who are they?
GRANDPA JOE: That is the biggest mystery of them all. 6. SCHOOL MR. TURKENTINE: Charlie Bucket. CHARLIE: Yes, Mr. Turkentine? MR. TURKENTINE: I shall need an
he's gonna let people in. If you knew and I didn't know.assistant. Winkelmann. What's happening? WINKELMANN: Willy Wonka's opening his factory. And for a student to teach his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Now. TURKENTINE: Class dismissed! WINKELMANN: No. then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you.C. blows you up. it's only for five people. TURKENTINE: No. as only I know how. these three highly dangerous ingredients make the finest wart remover in the world. The kids cheer. (The students laugh. Together it's horrible. You don't know because only I know. MR. what do you think it makes? CHARLIE: I don't know. TURKENTINE: Where's he hidden the tickets? WINKELMANN: Inside five Wonka Bars!
. MR. Turkentine opens the door. MR. sir.): I'm gonna get there first. this is for very big warts. no. Charlie. The trick is to pour them in in equal amounts. certainly not. and I'll take my own special mixture.
(Commotion in the hall. Do I make myself clear? CHARLIE: Yes. sir. TURKENTINE: Class un-dismissed. (Mr.) MR. the mixture emits a small boom and a large puff of smoke.C. (They pour. You ready? Good lad: pour. dangerous stuff. glycerin.) KID #1 (O. TURKENTINE: You. TURKENTINE: Are you sure? WINKELMANN: It's on the radio. and a special mixture of my own. And he's giving truckloads of chocolate away. But mixed together in the right way.) We have here nitric acid. and the people who find them will win the big prize. (Charlie joins him at the front. MR. TURKENTINE: Of course you don't know. come here.) CHARLIE: Did we do it wrong? MR. TURKENTINE: out there? Now what's going on
KID #2 (O. MR. WINKELMANN: He's hidden five Golden Tickets.): I hope there's still some left.) MR. Get out of my way. Now. TURKENTINE: Good. Come and give me a hand. mixed together in the right way. MR. you take the nitric acid and the glycerin.
kids saying. .
.C. 10. . TURKENTINE: Class re-dismissed! KID #3 (O. And to the five people who find them will come the most fabulous prize one could wish for: a lifetime supply of chocolate. we watch and wait. And the sooner you accept this. DOCTOR: I've told. Doctor. . wondering where the pursuit will lead and how long the spirit of man will hold up under the strain. each winner before he receives his prize will be personally escorted through the top secret chocolate factory . 8.You gotta buy Wonka Bars to find 'em! MR. "I'm gonna . Truly it is incredible the way that Wonkamania has descended upon the globe. details on the sudden announcement that has captured the attention of entire world. BUCKETS' HOUSE TV NEWSMAN (on TV): (continuous) And as if this were not enough. Hofstedder." fades into the general wash of noise. by the mythical Willy Wonka himself. and I still can't stop myself from believing them. Wonka Bars are beginning to disappear from candy store shelves at a rate to boggle the mind. TV NEWSMAN: (continuous) .) 7. Mr. .): I'm gonna buy the whole store! (Commotion continues.): downstairs. While the world searches. Hidden among the countless billions of Wonka Bars are five gold tickets. I'll meet you
amount of chocolate involved in this competition has relighted*** the imagination to incite*** candy eaters and all citizens around the world.C. NEWSROOM
9. . NEWS MONTAGE TV NEWSMAN: And now. GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: (on "escorted") They're all crazy! GRANDPA JOE: Sssshhh! The man's a genius! He'll sell a million bars. . PSYCHIATRIST'S OFFICE HOFSTEDDER: I'm still having these dreams.
KID #4 (O. CHARLIE: (on "involved") Grandpa. do you think I've got a chance to find one? GRANDPA JOE: One? I'm counting on you to find all five! CHARLIE: One's enough for me. the sooner you will get well. The
TV NEWSMAN: (continuous) Already we have reports coming in that the response is phenomenal. to believe in one's dreams is a manifestation of insanity.
GLOOP: I just knew Augustus would find a Golden Ticket.
HOFSTEDDER: Well what difference does that make? This was a dream. the pride of
GERMAN BROADCASTER: feelings?
AUGUSTUS: Feel sorry for Wonka. DOCTOR: And what exactly did he say?
Duselheim. how does it make you feel to be the first Golden Ticket finder? AUGUSTUS: Hungry. you said just now-DOCTOR: Shut up. Charlie! GRANDPA JOE: Happy Birthday. an example for the whole world. and tell me where the ticket is! 11.HOFSTEDDER: But I dreamed the Archangel appeared and whispered into my ear and told me where to find a Golden Wonka Ticket. I mean. no one knew when the first one would hit. We encourage him. Augustus. would he? Anyway. He wouldn't do it unless he needed the nourishment. Gloop speaks. the first golden ticket was found in the small town of Duselheim. Its lucky finder is the son of our most prominent parve butcher. the fame of Western Germany.) GERMAN BROADCASTER: Mrs. Augustus Gloop. 12. (As Mrs. and we're finally ready with a live report. last night we got our answer. While we in America slept. But as you all know. NEWSROOM ANCHORMAN: We began with five Golden Tickets like five lucky bolts of lightning ready to strike without notice at any point on the map.) 13. The boy's name? Augustus Gloop. BUCKETS' HOUSE ALL: Happy Birthday. it's all vitamins. for the attention of the entire world focuses today right here in Duselheim.
. would you mind saying-(Mr. Germany. No one knew where. a community suddenly thrust into prominence by the unexpected discovery of the first Wonka Golden Ticket. We've been waiting several hours for the follow-up story. would you care to say a few words to the television audience? MRS. It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge. a fantasy. a strange man [Slugworth] whispers into Augustus' ear. Eating is his hobby. you know. Gloop. DUSELHEIM GERMAN BROADCASTER: Proud we are. GERMAN BROACASTER: Mr. Gloop bites off the end of the microphone. Hofstedder. Gloop.
I've got every girl on the bleeding staff hunting for you. VERUCA: All right. Dad. it's a Wonka bar. you eat it. CHARLIE: I've got the same chance as anybody else. I'm not a magician! Give me time! VERUCA: I want it now! What's the matter with those twerps down there?
. open it. SALT'S FACTORY (Women are on the factory floor unwrapping Wonka Bars. GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: I did the end pieces with the little tassels. GRANDPA JOE: No no no. CHARLIE: Wouldn't that be fantastic? MRS.) GRANDPA JOE: Where?
I got it!
GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: Let's see! CHARLIE: Fooled you. MRS. We're doing the best we can. I want to see that gold. BUCKET: It's not fair to raise his hopes. GRANDPA JOE: And here's a little gift from Grandpa George and me. Charlie. BUCKET: Stop it. 14. CHARLIE: Thank you. Charlie. Angel. GRANDPA JOE: Open it. where is it? haven't they found it? Why
MR.) It's terrific. BUCKET: Here you are. GRANDMA GEORGINA: No no no no no. it's a long red scarf. GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: Certainly not. BUCKET: We each knitted a bit: Grandma Georgina. Charlie. Daddy.) VERUCA: I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket. Grandma Josephine. Charlie. didn't I. Go on. SALT: Veruca. You
GRANDPA JOE: Never mind. MR. (He turns his
back to them and opens it. You'll find one. CHARLIE: Here goes. Go on.) It is: a Wonka. haven't I? GRANDPA JOE: You've got more. Let's see that Golden Ticket. The Salts are upstairs in an office. and me. sweetheart. SALT: I know. everybody have a bite. open it. CHARLIE: I think I know what this is. (Opens the gift. MRS. GRANDPA JOE: Never mind. because you want it more. CHARLIE: Here.MRS. thought I really had it. (Opens the present. Charlie.
) whispers in Veruca's
VERUCA: They're not even trying. They're jealous of me. if you don't deliver soon. mean father. you girls. Daddy! You promised I'd have it the very first day! MRS. SALT: Aye. every one of you! And listen to this: the first girl that finds a Golden Ticket gets a one pound bonus in her pay bucket! What do you think of that? (The women scream and unwrapping more furiously. MR. angel . . SALT: For five days now the entire flipping factory's been on the job. . come along. sweetheart. It breaks my heart. ladies and gentlemen. I can't push 'em no harder. They haven't shelled a peanut in there since Monday. Mr. MR. You never give me anything I want. You're a rotten. Henry. Happiness is what counts with children. I hate to see her
MR. SALT: (shouting down the stairs) Come along. And I won't go to school 'til I have it.unhappy. the symbol of the havoc. . SALT: Veruca.) begin VERUCA: I won't talk to you ever again. There are only four tickets left in the whole world. They don't want to find it. MR. . SALT: You're going to very unpopular around here. SALT: Thank God for that. Nineteen thousand bars an hour they're shelling. and the whole ruddy world's hunting for them. Whatever corner of the globe we are in. is the sign of our times . put a jack in it or you'll be out on your ears. VERUCA: You promised. Happiness and harmony. whichever of the five
. NEWS REPORT REPORTER: This. SALT: Sweetheart.) VERUCA: Give me that ticket! It's mine! I've found a Golden Ticket! (Slugworth ear. SALT: Henrietta. VERUCA: Make 'em work nights. 15. the mad craze that's sweeping the world today. What can I do? WORKER: I got it! here it is! I got it. They've been shelling flaming chocolate bars from dawn to dusk. MR. Seven hundred and sixty thousand they've done so far.
VERUCA: It's about time too! it!
(Slugworth leads the worker up the stairs to Veruca. Salt. MRS. Now. MR.
Beauregarde. I know how anxious you've all been during these last few days. folks. reads the card it emits) It says. Violet. would you care to say a few words to the nation. VIOLET: Well I'm a gum-chewer. if it will tell me the correct answer. Miss Violet Beauregarde. Every hour on the hour. I will gladly share with it the grand prize. unbelievable as it sounds. reads card) He says. normally. Based on the revolutionary Computonian Law of Probability. 16. (He punches computer buttons. and it's all mine. "What would a computer do with a lifetime supply of chocolate?" I am now telling the computer exactly what he can do with a lifetime supply of chocolate. 17. new shipments are being sent to different points around the globe. Montana. they don't want you! MONTANA REPORTER: (to Mr. "I won't tell. BEAUREGARDE: (grabs microphone) Hi. this machine will tell us the precise location of the three remaining Golden Tickets. COMPUTER LAB TECHNICIAN: Gentlemen. Where even in the smallest town. That would be cheating. . Now. . VIOLET: (on "number") Come on. MONTANA REPORTER: Tell us how it happened. of course. Beauregarde) Thank you. a prominent local politician." I am now telling the computer that. VIOLET: Sure I will. but when I heard about these ticket things of Wonka's I laid off the gum and switched to candy bars instead. We're about to witness the greatest miracle of the machine age. a philosopher-MR. here she is. a great civic leader. Sam Beauregarde here. Because folks. and everywhere we're beginning to see signs of anxiety. Violet. the proud parents: Mr. I'm right
. We're now nearing the end of our forty-third day in the hunt for Golden Tickets. the men who seek them become more and more desperate. the happiest of dreams can come true. but they're just not moving fast enough. The finest values you'll get anywhere in the entire country. And as time passes. (Pushes buttons. Square Deal Sam to you. finder of Wonka's Golden Ticket Number Three. Here it is. from Miles City. And with her. sir. MILES CITY. MONTANA MONTANA REPORTER: And it can happen
right here too. with all of today's great giveaway bargains. but now I think I can safely say that your time and money have been well spent. the great search for Wonka Bars continues. Now this little number right here's a four door sedan . Dad. right here in America. Golden Ticket Number Three.continents we're on.
. Cornelia. . then I guess I'll be going. VIOLET: Cool it. BUCKET: Oh? CHARLIE: They found the third ticket today.back on gum. . how are you sweetie? (Slugworth ear. MONTANA REPORTER: Mister . Well . Go on your newspaper route today? CHARLIE: Just finished. . MRS. MRS. LAUNDERER MRS. . BUCKET: Charlie. 18. . what are you doing here? CHARLIE: I thought if you were ready. BEAUREGARDE: Let me just butt in here for a moment to say that if any of you folks watching are dissatisfied with your . Pretty soon just one. CHARLIE: Oh. MRS. MRS. BUCKET: Did they? CHARLIE: Yeah. but it looks like I'm gonna be here late tonight. and that's a world record! It's beaten the record held by my best friend Miss Cornelia Prinzmetel.
. you can count me out. Just two. Just in case you're wondering. Everything all right at school? CHARLIE: Yep. pull up a pile of clothes and sit down. MRS. I chew it all day except at meal times when I stick it behind my ear. well. BUCKET: Well why don't you stay
MRS. BEAUREGARDE: Violet . Now this piece of gum here is one that I've been chewing on for three months solid. this isn't . wanted to tell you
MRS. be going now. MRS. . MRS. Most people are pretty interested. . BUCKET: Good. . . BUCKET: I wish I were.) whispers in Violet's
a minute? Here. . There are only two tickets left you know. CHARLIE: I something. BUCKET: Is that all? CHARLIE: Well I thought you'd like to know. . and was she mad! Hi. guess I'll
MR. BUCKET: Good. Mother. I'd walk you home. it won't be. I know I'm interested. BUCKET: I wonder who the lucky ones will be. CHARLIE: Well in case you're wondering if it'll be me. just a minute .
One day things will change. the country
. BOY SOMEDAY SWEET AS A SONG CHARLIE'S LUCKY DAY WILL COME ALONG 'TIL THAT DAY YOU'VE GOTTA STAY IN STRONG. CHARLIE. I want
YOUR TOY WHEN THE WORLD GETS HEAVY NEVER PITAPAT 'EM UP AND AT 'EM. YOU GET BLUE LIKE EVERYONE BUT ME AND GRANDPA JOE CAN MAKE YOUR TROUBLES GO AWAY BLOW AWAY THERE THEY GO CHEER UP. here in the Southwest it has actually happened. There's only one Golden Ticket left in the entire world because right here in our own community of Marble Falls. Arizona. BUCKET: Charlie. ARIZONA REPORTER: Mike. CHARLIE: When? change? When will they
MRS. . Mike. the name soon to be heard around the universe is Mr. is lucky winner number four. and only five of them will find Golden Tickets. MARBLE FALLS. do you think we might shut that thing off? MIKE: No. That's what I said. See you later.MRS. CHARLIE UP ON TOP IS RIGHT WHERE YOU BELONG LOOK UP CHARLIE YOU'LL SEE A STAR JUST FOLLOW IT AND KEEP YOUR DREAM IN VIEW PRETTY SOON THE SKY IS GONNA CLEAR UP CHARLIE CHEER UP. And after this contest is over. it more than any of them. are you crazy? MRS. CHARLIE JUST BE GLAD YOU'RE YOU 19. you'll be no different from the billions of others who didn't find one. Mike Teevee. CHARLIE NO NEED TO FROWN DEEP DOWN YOU KNOW THE WORLD IS STILL
ARIZONA REPORTER: While the rest of the world goes on searching. Hey. friends. there are a hundred billion people in this world. ARIZONA
MRS. DO CHEER UP. CHARLIE GIVE ME A SMILE WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SMILE I USED TO KNOW DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR GRIN HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY SUNSHINE LET THAT SUNSHINE SHOW COME ON. CHARLIE: But I am different. BUCKET: Charlie . . TEEVEE: He won't answer 'til the station break. Even if you had a sackful of money you probably wouldn't find one. BUCKET: Probably when you least expect it. Now. you'll get your chance.
GRANDPA JOE: I told you. REPORTER #2: You love to watch TV. And now for tomorrow's weather and-21. Offhand I can't think of what they are.
GRANDPA JOE: Something tells me we're gonna be lucky this time. TEEVEE: I serve all his TV dinners right here.
MRS. BUCKETS' HOUSE CHARLIE: Grandpa? (Grandpa Grandpa. Which end shall I open first? CHARLIE: That end. and we might be tempted to be bitter in our losing. but I'm sure there must be something. GRANDPA JOE: You finish it. whoever he is. another lucky person is moving closer and closer to finding the last of the most sought after prizes in history.wants to hear from you. will you.
. Pop. I can't. MR. son. Charlie.
REPORTER #2: You like the killings. Mike? MIKE: You bet. the world is waiting-MIKE: Can't you shut up? Boy. He's never even been to the table. you do it. TEEVEE: Not 'til you're twelve. Though we cannot help but envy him.) that money was for tobacco. open it. I've given it up.) 20. Pop won't let me have one yet.45. CHARLIE: No. what a great show. Why'd you wake me up. Now let's see some of that gold.
GRANDPA JOE: Like this? CHARLIE: Now a bit more. One ticket left. huh? MIKE: What do you think life's all about? ARIZONA REPORTER: Mike. Colt . Go on.
ANCHORMAN: Four down. Mike? That's what we all came to hear-MIKE: Hold it! I wanna catch this. Just a tiny bit. would you tell us-MIKE: (shoots his cap gun) Wait 'til I get a real one. we must remember there are many more important things--many more important things. (Slugworth whispers in Mike's ear. And somewhere out there. I can't. and one to go. Is something wrong? pulls out a Wonka bar. I'm busy. REPORTER #3: What about that Golden Ticket. I've got a funny feeling inside.
25. that's it! It's all over! The Wonka Contest is all over! The fifth and final ticket has been found. All we can do is wait to hear their demands. I can personally guarantee. DETECTIVE: They want your case of Wonka Bars. Doesn't seem to be anything in his papers to give us a clue. we're listening. Uh huh. NEWSROOM ANCHORMAN: That's it. . the absolutely last case of Wonka Bars left in the United Kingdom. PARAGUAY REPORTER: Ladies and Gentlemen. MRS. The finder is lucky Alberto Min~oleta. The end has come. They did it for ransom. GRANDPA JOE: All right. I bet those Golden Tickets make the chocolate taste terrible. the man who has finally put an end to Wonkamania for
. When are we going to hear from them? What do they want? DETECTIVE: Try to stay calm. Mrs. (He opens the wrapper.CHARLIE: No.) 22. MRS. Mrs. South America. they can have it. Shall we start the bidding at one thousand pounds? Do I hear one thousand pounds? Fifteen hundred pounds? Two thousand? I have two thousand five hundred here. CURTIS HOME DETECTIVE: I'm sorry. Curtis. (They hug. . The fifth and last Golden Ticket has just been found right here in Paraguay. anything they want! All I want is to
have Harold back! (The phone rings. MRS.) CHARLIE: You know .) DETECTIVE: (on phone) Go ahead. CURTIS: I'll give them anything. Curtis. and we've got a live report coming in directly now from Paraguay. CURTIS: They kidnapped my husband twelve hours ago. you do it. that this is the one and only. AUCTION AUCTIONEER: Lot four-oh-three (403). the multimillionaire owner of gambling casinos throughout South America. it is finished. BUCKETS' HOUSE PARAGUAY REPORTER (on TV): Here is the most recent picture of Alberto the happy finder. CURTIS: What did they ask for? Whatever it is. did you hear me? It's your husband's life or your case of Wonka Bars. MRS. Grandpa. here goes. Four thousand pounds? Forty-five hundred pounds! Five thousand pou--Your Majesty! 23. ladies and gentlemen. CURTIS: How long will they give me to think it over? 24. Uh huh.
let him sleep. Let him have one last dream. He'll find out soon enough. . BUCKET: Let's not wake him. .all the world. GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: A lot of rubbish. 26. That number is a
percent. But since today is Tuesday. you'd have used up twenty percent of one thousand. TURKENTINE: Well I can't figure out just two. And for an example. let's take the recent unpleasantness. which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. TURKENTINE: (clears throat) I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday. how many did you open? PETER: A hundred and fifty. which is fifteen percent
. it doesn't matter in the slightest. Two hundred is twice one hundred . GRANDPA JOE: (on "put") Turn it off. Peter Goff. Madeline Durkin. Not two hundred. MR. Supposing that there were a thousand Wonka Bars in the world and during the contest you each opened a certain number of them. apart from being dreadfully sick. TURKENTINE: You. . therefore you opened ten percent. GRANDPA JOE: Yeah. which makes fifteen percent.
KIDS: (some moan. Charlie Bucket. how many Wonka Bars did you open? MADELINE: About a hundred. Today we are going to learn about . SCHOOL MR. so let's pretend you opened two hundred. MR. MR. Just
MR. TURKENTINE: Two? What do you mean you only opened two? CHARLIE: I don't care very much for chocolate. MR. TURKENTINE: That's ten percent half over again. No more Golden Tickets. TURKENTINE: There are ten hundreds in a thousand. Well. that's that. CHARLIE: two. Now. A little boy's got to have something in this world to hope for. You. . Pencils ready. if you opened two hundred Wonka Bars. the whole thing. GRANDPA JOE: Not to Charlie it wasn't. others:) No. how many did you open? CHARLIE: Two. TURKENTINE: That's easy. percentages. What's he got to hope for now? GRANDMA GEORGINA: Who's going to tell him? MRS. MR.
): Which one? MAN #4 (O.) 28. SECOND MAN: That means there's one Golden Ticket still floating around somewhere. Charlie pays. Hear about
JOPECK: All right. ON THE STREET BILL: Hi.half over again. BILL: Sure. ON THE STREET (Charlie finds a coin in a sewer grate and digs it out. .C.C. BILL: Try a Scrumdidilyumptious.
. extra! the scandal. Why not try a regular Wonka Bar this time? CHARLIE: Fine. CHARLIE: I think I'll buy just one more. ten percent-27.): Extra. for my Grandpa Joe. .C. (Clears his throat and holds out his hand.): Here.) Hey. . CHARLIE: I'd like a bar of chocolate please. MAN #6: Who's the one that did it? MAN #7: Did you hear the news? JOPECK (O. let me see.): Look at this. MAN #2 (O.C. all right. take it easy. You'll get a stomach ache if you swallow it like that. One at a time.
JOPECK (O.): scandal. give me a chance . MAN #5: Gimme a newspaper. Hear about the
MAN #3 (O. BILL'S CANDY SHOP CHARLIE: (clears his throat) 29.): What's going on? JOPECK (O. CHARLIE: Bye. take it easy.C. sure. hey. . wait your turn . Now that all the tickets have been found. . I don't have to hide them anymore. JOPECK: Extra. .C.C. BILL: Bye now. all right. BILL: Yeah.): (continues through next lines) All right. just a moment . hey. What kind? A Slugworth Sizzler? A Wonka Scrumdidilyumptious? CHARLIE: Whichever's the biggest. extra! Read all about it! Hear the latest news! Get your papers here! MAN #1 (O. MAN WITH PAPER: That gambler from Paraguay made up a phony ticket.
So all I want you to do is to get hold of just one Everlasting Gobstopper and bring it to me so that I can find the secret formula. Charlie! Run straight home and don't stop 'til you get there! (Charlie starts running home. Your reward will be ten thousand of these. Well done. trying to fool the whole world? SECOND MAN: Aw.) 30. look. . he really was a crook! Well this means the contest goes on forever. let me see it! MAN B: It really is gold! JOPECK: Stand back there. MAN WITH PAPER: Can you imagine the nerve of that guy. 31. If he succeeds. WOMAN #2: Let me see it! what he's got? Did you see
JOPECK: You're going to kill him! Leave him alone! Break it up. come over here.) Think it over. I've got it! The fifth Golden Ticket is mine!
. ALLEY (Slughworth steps into Charlie's path.MAN C: I wanna see it. BUCKETS' HOUSE
MAN C: Hey. you've got it! You've got the last Golden Ticket! The kid's found the last Golden Ticket! Hold it up. (He flips through a stack of money. boy alone! Leave the
Hey. May I introduce myself. Wonka is at this moment working on a fantastic invention: the Everlasting Gobstopper.C. Wonder where they'll find the next one. show
MAN B: It really is gold!
CHARLIE: Look. . one at a time. and good food and comfort for the rest of their lives. President of Slugworth Chocolates. Mr.): Take it easy. Arthur Slugworth. so we can see! MAN A: Hey. kid. everyone. MAN D: Let me see it! it over here! Over here. And don't forget the name: Everlasting Gobstopper. will you. he'll ruin me. JOPECK (O. there is the Golden Ticket!) WOMAN #1: Hey. little boy. Now listen carefully because I'm going to make you very rich indeed. Charlie! Hold on to that ticket! Run for it. take it easy. (Charlie opens his Wonka Bar.
JOPECK: Come on. sonny. You found the fifth Golden Ticket. A new house for your family. kid . Incorporated.) SLUGWORTH: I congratulate you.
that's good. Grandpa. Charlie! There aren't any more Golden Tickets. In your wildest dreams you could not imagine the marvelous surprises that await you!" Charlie. I'm fine. for heaven's sake! GRANDPA JOE: "Greetings to you. . and I bought a Wonka Bar. Willy Wonka. I haven't done this in twenty years.) Ah. Now help me up. Charlie! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN I WOULD FACE THE WORLD AND SAY
. Joe. GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: Joe! Joe! Watch it. the lucky finder of this Golden Ticket. it said so in the papers. BUCKET: I can't believe it! CHARLIE: Grandpa? It says I can take somebody with me. . MRS. (He stands.the bed) Oh! GRANDPA JOE: You're pulling our legs. Dad. the last one was a fake. You may bring with you one member of your own family but no one else. CHARLIE: Grandpa! GRANDPA JOE: I NEVER THOUGHT MY LIFE COULD BE ANYTHING BUT CATASTROPHE BUT SUDDENLY I BEGIN TO SEE A BIT OF GOOD LUCK FOR ME 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TWINKLE IN MY EYE I NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO SHINE NEVER A HAPPY SONG TO SING BUT SUDDENLY HALF THE WORLD IS MINE WHAT AN AMAZING THING 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET It's ours. see for yourself! GRANDMA JOSEPHINE: Read it. (Charlie helps him. Grandpa. and do not be late. and the ticket was in it. Charlie. GRANDPA JOE: (struggling to get out of bed) Charlie. CHARLIE: No. BUCKET: Charlie! CHARLIE: Look at it.) GRANDMA GEORGINA: (screams) MRS. you've done it! MRS.
GRANDPA JOE: Look at me! Look at me! Up and about . from Mr. then falls back on
CHARLIE: Are you okay? GRANDPA JOE: Oh yeah. I wish you could go. Present this ticket at the factory gates at ten o'clock in the morning of the first day of October. BUCKET: Easy. (He stands up and stumbles. Charlie! I'VE GOT A GOLDEN SUN UP IN THE SKY Slippers. I found some money in the street.
Charlie! Ah! Ahhh! (He laughs. Charlie! We've got a lot to do. Comb your hair. . CHARLIE: Grandpa . I ran into Mr. BUCKET: Stop! It says the first of October. including reporters and a band. Slugworth. 32. WONKA'S FACTORY GATES
Look at the sun!
(A large crowd is gathered.CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE: "GOOD MORNING! AND LOOK AT THE SUN!" GRANDPA JOE: I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE SLAP IN THE LAP OF LUXURY 'CAUSE I'D HAVE SAID CHARLIE: "IT COULDN'T BE DONE" GRANDPA JOE: BUT IT CAN BE DONE Oooh! The cane.) Here I go! Watch my speed! GRANDPA JOE: I NEVER DREAMED THAT I WOULD CLIMB OVER THE MOON IN ECSTASY BUT NEVERTHELESS IT'S THERE THAT I'M SHORTLY ABOUT TO BE CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE: 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET I'VE GOT A GOLDEN CHANCE TO MAKE MY WAY AND WITH A GOLDEN TICKET IT'S A GOLDEN DAY GRANDPA JOE: Good morning!
I NEVER DREAMED THAT I WOULD CLIMB OVER THE MOON IN ECSTASY BUT NEVERTHELESS IT'S THERE THAT I'M SHORTLY ABOUT TO BE 'CAUSE I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE: I'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET I'VE GOT A GOLDEN CHANCE TO MAKE MY WAY AND WITH A GOLDEN TICKET IT'S A GOLDEN DAY MRS. Maggie! Hi. BUCKET: I'll take care of everything. Mom. Billy! Hi. wash your face. Dad. GRANDPA JOE: We don't have too much time.) MIKE: Hey. Fishface! How do I look? (Cut to:)
CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE: 'CAUSE I'D HAVE SAID. . on the way home today. everybody in Marble Falls! Hi. polish your shoes. that's tomorrow! GRANDPA JOE: Jumping Crocodiles. and brush your-MRS. "IT COULDN'T BE DONE" GRANDPA JOE: BUT IT CAN BE DONE
. we're on TV! Hi.
Sam Beauregarde here. Veruca sweetheart! (Slugworth gives the thumbs up to Charlie. friends. the crowd cheers until they see he is limping with a cane. .): Yeah. I'm so glad you could come. . Thank you. for heaven's sake. waiting to catch a glimpse of that legendary magician Mr. It's nice to have you here. From all over the globe. This is going to be such an exciting day. Augustus liebling [darling]. this is my show! Hi. he sticks the cane in the stones and performs an acrobatic somersault. SALT: Veruca first! Get back. The next time you're in Miles City. my friends. (to the ticket holders) Would you come forward please? MR.
(Cut to:) MRS.) WONKA: Thank you. this is it folks. Welcome to my chocolate factory.LOCAL REPORTER: You guys ready? CAMERAMAN (O. BEUAREGARDE: Hi. GLOOP: (taking food away from Augustus) Save some room for later. MR. SALT: sweetheart. LOCAL REPORTER: Well.) (Cut to:) VERUCA: I want to go in first before anybody else. VIOLET: (on "Beauregarde's") Cut it out. The crowd applauds. I hope you enjoy it. (Cut to:)
. I've still got it. Cornelia sweetie. Willy Wonka emerges. Willy Wonka. We did it. the historic day on which Willy Wonka has promised to open his gates and shower gifts on the five lucky winners. Anything you say.
CHARLIE: Grandpa? GRANDPA JOE: Mmm? CHARLIE: I don't believe it. GRANDPA JOE: We're going to see the greatest of them all: Mr. people have gathered here waiting for the hour to strike. Welcome. And now would you please show me your Golden Tickets. This is the big day. we're actually going in. you! Come on. I think you will. Dad.) CHARLIE: That's Slugworth! That's the one I've told you about! WONKA: Welcome. VERUCA: I'm Veruca Salt.C. (Cut to:) MR. Willy Wonka! (The clock strikes ten. At the end of the red carpet. don't forget to visit Beauregarde's AutoMart . And how's this for a stretch? (She stretches her gum down and lets go. you're on. Montana.
ENTRANCE HALLWAY WONKA: Now: hats.WONKA: Mike . Salt. galoshes. MRS. Thank you. Mr. BEAUREGARDE: If ever you need anything in the automotive line. VIOLET: When do I get my chocolate? MR. coats. WONKA: Darling child. welcome to Wonka's. Reverse it. Overjoyed. BEAUREGARDE: Sam Beauregarde here.)
WONKA: Wonderful to meet you. Wonka. VIOLET: Violet Beauregarde.
MIKE: Wham! You're dead!
(He pulls his gun. CHARLIE: Charlie Bucket. Charlie Bucket. And how pretty you look in that lovely mink coat. WONKA: Augustus. WONKA: Delighted to meet you. WONKA: My dear sir. what a genuine pleasure. WONKA: Just over there. sir. Teevee. entranced. WONKA: And Mr. we have so much time and so little to see. BEAUREGARDE: First take off your coat. well. TEEVEE: Thank you. my dear boy. dear lady. VERUCA: I've got three others at home. charming! (They all enter the factory. VIOLET: What kind of gum you got here? WONKA: Charming. over here. overjoyed to see you. And Mrs. how good to see you--and in such fine shape. just call on Sam B. it's a guarantee. But hurry please. And who is this gentleman? CHARLIE: My grandfather. Just over there. AUGUSTUS: Augustus Gloop. how do you do? What an adorable little boy you have. enraptured. Wait a minute! Strike that. Would you just step over there for a minute. . Mike. I'm so happy for you. Violet. are we ready? Yes! Good! In we go!
33. phone number's on the card.
WONKA: Well. With Sam B. Gloop. MIKE: I'm Mike Teevee. I read all about you in the papers. sir. And this must be the radiant Mrs.) MR. what a pleasure. WONKA: My dear Veruca. . Grandpa Joe. MR.
VERUCA: I want to go in. . VERUCA: (to Violet) Gimme that pen. And as soon as your outer vestments are in hand. MR. BEAUREGARDE: (mutters. What's this all about? WONKA: Standard form of contract. (to Mr. BEAUREGARDE: Wait a minute. MR. but you wouldn't begrudge me a little protection.MIKE: Boy. Veruca. .) MR. . baby. what weird looking coat hangers. reading) MR. (The hand coat hangers grab the clothes. (He pulls back a curtain to reveal a contract. BEAUREGARDE: Don't talk to me about contracts. what's all that small print there at the bottom?
. Labor unions? . or frippery? MIKE: Accidents? accidents? What kind of
MR. . They're strictly for suckers. BEAUREGARDE: . sorry. TEEVEE: I didn't know we had to sign anything for this tour. you kids. I'm
MR. we'll begin. . You first. . then:) Floods. Will the children kindly step up here. BEAUREGARDE: .? MR. in trying to determine . Violet . SALT: I'm only trying to help you. (mutters) VIOLET: I can't see what it says in the bottom. . . sign
MR. BEAUREGARDE: I don't anything without my lawyer. BEAUREGARDE: Hold it! Lemme through here. Violet. . . SALT: My Veruca don't sign anything either. rules of the house. She's a girl who knows where she's going. WONKA: Nicely handled. startled. (Returns to muttering. I use 'em myself. Wonka. don't you sign anything there. SALT: (mutters through his teeth. dare stop me. reading. Don't be alarmed. WONKA: Yes.) WONKA: Little surprises around every corner but nothing dangerous. sweetheart. MR. A drop. fire. frost. WONKA: Then she don't go in. Salt) You're always making things difficult. Now.) MRS. the group gasps and screams. WONKA: Violet? here.
BEAUREGARDE: Oh. Wonka? MRS. Wonka. . come along . . chaos ensues. question time will come at the end of the session. if you have any problems. little dear. TEEVEE: I assume there's an accident indemnity clause. Ah. (He leans against the door. Grandpa? GRANDPA JOE: Sign away. How do you like that?
. one hundred percent pure. Wonka. . that's the way we came in. Then he bumped her off. MRS. Wonka.
MR. Wonka . CHARLIE: What about me. TEEVEE: Somebody's touching me. MR. help! I'm getting squashed! Save me! WONKA: Is it my soul that calls upon my name? VERUCA: Let me out or I'll scream! MRS. BEAUREGARDE: Violet. . SALT: We've just come through there. .) Just through the other door please. forty-four . MIKE: There is no other door. we got nothing to lose. . GLOOP: (screams)
MRS. Wonka. WONKA: Clever. . patience.
WONKA: Patience.) MR. GLOOP: Help! Mr. Everything has to be in order. BEAUREGARDE: I don't like this. Everyone's signed? Yes. SALT: Is this a trick or something. Mike? Augustus? MR. On we go! (opening lock) Ninety-nine . . MR. WONKA: It is? Are you sure?
(They rush in. 34. VERUCA: Let's go in. dial information. SALT: Uh. (He pushes open the door. SALT: Now look here. . there's some mistake here . thank you for calling. Come along . . MIKE: Saw this in a movie once. DEAD END HALLWAY
WONKA: Excuse me. Charlie. I don't like it at all! MR. . don't be a darn fool. WONKA: Never between friends. We must press on. Violet!
VERUCA: There's no way out! WONKA: Well I know there's a door here someplace. come on!
MR. Guy signed his wife's insurance policy. WONKA: Huh.WONKA: Oh. Good. here we are. . it opens.
Make a wish. . MIKE: Where's the chocolate? MR. TEEVEE: I've had enough. SALT: He's at it again. Edible. the room is getting smaller! MRS. WONKA: Oh. Augustus! We wouldn't want anyone to lose that! Yet. Inside this room. Now. MR. . I'm starving! WONKA: Now. you should never. SALT: You're off your bleeding nut. You've gotta go forwards to go back.) CHARLIE: Hey. having fun? MRS.The crowd emits "Oh"s and "Aw"s. TEEVEE: Rachmaninoff. 35. it's not. boys and girls . SALT: What is this. BEAUREGARDE: I doubt if there is any. I mean. SKEWED PERSPECTIVE ROOM (Wonka walks down the hall which gets shorter as it goes on. he's getting bigger. . don't get overexcited! Don't lose your head. you can't get out backwards. (He plays the opening to Mozart's "Marriage of Figaro. SALT: I doubt if any of us will get out of here alive. MRS. never doubt what nobody is sure about. And some of my realities become dreams. MR. MR. you can eat almost everything. the combination . . . TEEVEE: No. . BEAUREGADE: Come on. No one can get through there. . WONKA: There we are . you are now about to enter the nerve center of the entire Wonka Factory. we're getting out of here. During this:) VIOLET: It's all different . WONKA: My dear friends. I'm Some
WONKA: Oh. Hold your breath. MR.
. Wonka. And almost everything you will see is eatible. all of my dreams become realities. Violet. 36. .") MRS. AUGUSTUS: Let me in. GLOOP: You're not squeezing me through that tiny door. THE CHOCOLATE ROOM WONKA: (as the door opens) The chocolate room. Better press on. Wonka? kind of fun house? WONKA: Why. . This is a musical lock. not going in there.
WONKA: Ladies and gentlemen . .
SALT: It's industrial waste. that. DO IT WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD (pulls hair out of Mike's head) THERE'S NOTHING TO IT MR. DO IT
CHARLIE: That's chocolate. It's mixing my chocolate. no other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. That's the most important thing. VIOLET: A chocolate river. It's polluted. You know. It's actually churning my chocolate. GRANDPA JOE: That's the most fantastic thing I've ever seen. . You've ruined your watershed. GLOOP: What a disgusting. Wonka. CHARLIE: This way. COME WITH ME AND YOU'LL BE IN A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION TAKE A LOOK (whips cane around) AND YOU'LL SEE INTO YOUR IMAGINATION WE'LL BEGIN (whips cane around) WITH A SPIN TRAVELLING IN THE CREATION WHAT WE'LL SEE WILL DEFY EXPLANATION (whips cane around)
WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD THERE'S NOTHING TO IT THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION LIVING THERE YOU'LL BE FREE IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE MRS. . WONKA: THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION LIVING THERE YOU'LL BE FREE IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO. VERUCA: That's chocolate?!?
IF YOU WANT TO VIEW PARADISE SIMPLY LOOK AROUND AND VIEW IT ANYTHING YOU WANT TO. (to Mr. Violet. dirty river. WONKA: It's chocolate.
MY MR. And look at my waterfall.Count to three. look over there across the river! They're little men!
. BEAUREGARDE: Hurry up. Grandpa. Salt) But it's the only way if you want it just right . WONKA: Ten thousand gallons an hour. CHARLIE: Grandpa.
MR. save some room for later. they would get gobbled up right and left. CHARLIE: Grandpa. Nothing but desolate wastes and fierce beasts. you nit! AUGUSTUS (O. I want you to get me an Oompa Loompa right away. Charlie! Now we know who makes the chocolate. he can't drink it all.C. but all questions must be submitted in writing." MR.C. SALT: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that? WONKA: I'm sorry. Wonka? MRS. . I want an Oompa Loompa. Veruca. GLOOP: Augustus. SALT: I never saw anybody with an orange face before. I'll get you one before the day is out. in the greatest of secrecy I transported the entire population of Oompa Loompas to my factory here. There's no
and helpless. VERUCA: Hey. Funny-looking people. look at Augustus.
WONKA: Excuse me. I said. VERUCA: I want an Oompa Loompa now! VIOLET: Can it. WONKA: Well of course they're real people. "Come and live with me in peace and safety.GRANDPA JOE: Jumping Crocodiles. MR. aren't they. . . MRS. all right. MRS. A Wangdoodle would eat ten of them for breakfast and think nothing of it. well then you know all about it and what a terrible country it is. this stuff is terrific. SALT: All right. TEEVEE: What are they doing there? WONKA: It must be creaming and sugaring time. Wonka. MR. TEEVEE: Mr. And the poor little Oompa Loompas were so small
. WONKA: Oh. dear lady . THE GROUP: Oompa Loompas?!? WONKA: From Loompaland. SALT: Stuff and nonsense. VIOLET: Well they can't be real people. TEEVEE: Loompaland? such place.): Mmmmm . sweetheart. And so. Daddy. away from all the Wangdoodles and Hornswogglers and Snozzwangers and rotten Vermicious Knids.): Don't worry. And so. . GRANDPA JOE (O. Oompa Loompas. I am a teacher of geography. MRS. WONKA: No.
My chocolate must never be touched by human hands. GLOOP: Dive in!
. AUGUSTUS: Help! MRS. It looks like he's MR.
MRS. Murder. Augustus! (Augustus falls in. what happens now? WONKA: Oh. Augustus. Terrific pressure is building up behind the blockage. he's had it now. GLOOP: Augustus.
GRANDPA JOE: Quick. MR. WONKA: There's no better time to learn. GLOOP: Too late? WONKA: Oh. Wonka? It's his stomach that's done that. Where is he? WONKA: Watch the pipe. the pressure'll get him out. TEEVEE: What--what's happening to him? MR. SALT: What suction? MRS. MR. GLOOP: He can't swim. it's too late. Mrs.) MIKE: Man overboard. GLOOP: Don't just stand there. the suction's got him. come back. VERUCA: How long is he going to stay down. grab this! (Augustus tries to grab the huge lollipop Charlie offers. Charlie. isn't he. uh. but he sinks below the water.) MRS.
GRANDPA JOE: Well. SALT: drowning. AUGUSTUS: Heeelllp! (stuck in Heeelllp! blocking the pipe)
VIOLET: He's chocolate. MIKE: There's his coat going up the pipe. Daddy? MRS. I beg you. you're contaminating my entire river. Please. don't do that. WONKA: My chocolate! AUGUSTUS: Help! WONKA: My chocolate! chocolate. here! CHARLIE: Quick. Plea--don't do that! Don't do that. please. do something! WONKA: Help. SALT: He's stuck in the pipe there. My beautiful
WONKA: Oh. Gloop and others scream. MRS. Augustus. Police.WONKA: Oh. BEAUREGARDE: Call a plumber.
GLOOP: You terrible man. Mrs.(Commotion. WONKA: Take Mrs. go on! MRS. I
that? GRANDPA JOE: He's got a whistle. He--he-. BEAUREGARDE: What the heck is
. GLOOP: You've boiled him up.) MRS. GLOOP: This is terrible. Goodbye. SALT: Who said that? MR.) MR. . (Wonka plays a short tune on the pipe whistle. DOOMPADAH DEE IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN ME WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS EATING AS MUCH AS AN ELEPHANT EATS WHAT ARE YOU AT GETTING TERRIBLY FAT WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL COME OF THAT I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO DOOMPADEE DOO MR. MRS. OOMPA LOOMPAS: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU OOMPA LOOMPA. boy. my dear lady. what kind of place you running here anyhow.) MR. Across the desert lies the promised land. WONKA: The suspense is terrible. . Adieu! Auf wiedersehen! Gesundheit. CHARLIE: He'll never get out! GRANDPA JOE: Yes. Wonka? WONKA: Uhhhh . Remember you once asked me how a bullet comes out of a gun? (Augustus shoots up the pipe. GLOOP: He's gone! He'll be made into marshmallows infive seconds! WONKA: Impossible. Charlie. mesdames et messieurs. Gloop straight to the fudge room. SALT: I wonder how long it's gonna take him to push through. SALT: He. GLOOP: Why? WONKA: Because that pipe doesn't go to the marshmallow room. it goes to the fudge room.Go on. Gloop. Farewell. dear lady. MRS. that's absurd! Unthinkable! MRS. he will. I know it! WONKA: Nihil desperandum [Nothing to despair]. maintenant nous allons faire grand petit voyage par
MR. he's gonna go up this time. but look sharp! Or her little boy is liable to get poured into the boiler. an Oompa Loompa comes over. BEAUREGARDE: Hey. Watch. hope it'll last.
ladies first. that's what I want. WONKA: All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by. A beautiful paddle boat. try one of these. where are we going? nose)
.) CHARLIE: Wow. [Ladies and Gentlemen. Wonka? WONKA: With your buoyancy. Suck 'em and you can spit in seven different colors. now we are going for a great little boat trip.) VERUCA: Hey. everybody. I want a boat like this. Just love it. SALT: Nuts. BEAUREGARDE: What business you in. you took real good care of that August kid over there. MR. but is she seaworthy? WONKA: Nothing to worry about. BEAUREGARDE: Yeah. WONKA: Everybody aboard? You're going to love this. All aboard. TEEVEE: She's tres joli [very pretty]. WONKA: I know a worse one.) MR. MR. WONKA: Here. VIOLET: (picking her Spitting's a dirty habit. GRANDPA JOE: Ohhhh.] MR. MR. GRANDPA JOE: If she's a lady. MRS. Salt? MR. SALT: You sure this thing'll float. SALT: Uh. SALT: What's he talking about? WONKA: Voulez-vous entrer le Wonkatania? [Do you want to come on the Wonkatania?] (The Wonkatania floats down the river. I'm a Vermicious Knid. and that means Veruca. TEEVEE: I think I'm gonna be seasick.bateau. MRS. (The boat heads into the tunnel. Wonka. MR. (The boat begins to sail. eh. GRANDPA JOE: What she wants is a good kick in the pants. rest assured. Daddy. SALT: Hang on. MRS. my dear lady. what a boat. sir. SALT: That's quite a nice little canoe you've got there. MR. that's for sure. I take good care of my
guests. TEEVEE: What are they? WONKA: Rainbow drops. looks good enough to eat.
BEAUREGARDE: I don't know. WONKA: Faster! MR. but this has gone too far. that's the sailor's way! 37. BEAUREGARDE: Hey. Wonka! WONKA: You're right. but I don't like the looks of that tunnel up there. . Disgusting flash on the wall. Daddy! WONKA: Faster! VIOLET: What is this. Hey.MR. MR. darling! Just close your eyes and hang on tight! MIKE: What's happening? VERUCA: Save me. I think I'm gonna be sick. . what a great series this would make. Daddy. TEEVEE: We're going too fast! WONKA: Faster! Faster!
CHARLIE: This is kind of strange . WONKA: Faster! MRS. a freak-out?
CHARLIE: (reacting when Slugworth's face appears on the wall) Grandpa!
. SALT: You can't possibly see where you're going. MR. Wonka! MR. . . SALT: Wonka . I want off! WONKA: 'Round the world and home again. TEEVEE: Aaaaaaa! be sick! Now I am gonna
VIOLET: We're gonna sink. BEAUREGARDE: Tell that little guy to turn us around. TEEVEE: Ugghhhhhh . this isn't funny. strange. SALT: Wonka. SALT: I can take a joke. GRANDPA JOE: Yeah. I can't. THE TUNNEL (Commotion. SALT: Hang on. . . do me a favor? Tell those people to stop paddling back there.
MIKE: Boy. . SALT: How much to get off the boat. Charlie.) images
MR. . Wonka? MRS. Wonka! MRS. but it's fun! Ha ha! MIKE: This is terrific! MRS. I know it! VERUCA: Why doesn't he stop the boat? WONKA: Faster! MR.
VERUCA: I don't like this ride. MR. MR. Wonka. TEEVEE: Ugghhh .
make him stop. heh .boat! GRANDPA: It couldn't be. CHARLIE: Coffee cream . this has gone far enough! WONKA: Quite right. schenken Sie mir ihre aufmerksamkeit. . but a giant step for us. . SALT: Wonka. Daddy! MR. WONKA:THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING MR. . . .) MRS. GRANDPA JOE: Vanilla cream .) WONKA: We're there. [My friends (masters). please give me your attention. WONKA: OR WHICH WAY THE RIVER'S FLOWING IS IT RAINING IS IT SNOWING IS A HURRICANE A-BLOWING Bleh! Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing! (Wonka screams. . . .) CHARLIE: Dairy cream . TEEVEE: I don't know. Chaos. BEAUREGARDE: Let me off this crate! MIKE: Now why don't they show stuff like that on TV? MRS. GRANDPA JOE: Whipped cream . (Charlie and Grandpa Joe read a sign. . VERUCA: Daddy. WONKA: WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING MR. All ashore! MR. SALT: Heh. . 38. I do not want a boat like this. SALT:(echoing) ROWING . . CHARLIE AND GRANDPA JOE: Hair cream? WONKA: Meine Herrschaften.]
VERUCA: Oh. . A small step for mankind. he's singing . HALLWAY OUTSIDE INVENTING ROOM (A few screams . . TEEVEE: Where? WONKA: Here. . sir! Stop the
. . MR. SALT: What a nightmare. .
Old Slugworth would give his false teeth to get inside for just five minutes. WONKA: IN SPRINGTIME. The Inventing Room. . you know that. WONKA: Sie kommen jetzt in den interessantesten und gleichzeitig geheimsten raum meiner fabrik. (He tastes. WONKA: (as he mixes a concoction) Invention. (Various contraptions bubble.) VERUCA: He's absolutely bonkers. SALT: I can't take much more of this. [You have now come to the most interesting and. SALT: Shouldn't you be wearing rubber gloves? You'll have the health inspectors after you. no messing about. . [Ladies and Gentlemen. . so don't touch a thing! 39.] Now remember. . CHARLIE: Even if Slugworth did get in here. Wonka? MRS. THE INVENTING ROOM CHARLIE: And that's not bad. WONKA: Meine Damen und Herren. and whistle. all of my most secret inventions are cooking and simmering in here. (to Veruca) Time is a precious thing. is ninety-three percent perspiration. . at the same time. . TEEVEE: Who does your cleaning
MR. Muppet-like voice) Yes! Excuse me . GRANDPA JOE: No telling what? WONKA: You see. and two percent butterscotch ripple.)
. . . no telling.up? MRS. SALT: Any good? WONKA: (high. . don't you. . TEEVEE: That's a hundred and five percent! MR. der Inventing Room. my dear friends.] MR. MR. THE ONLY PRETTY RING TIME BIRDS SING. six percent electricity. No touching.
MIKE: (eating something) Mmmm . . no tasting. Never waste it. HEY DING A-DING. TEEVEE: That's not French. churn. .) GRANDPA JOE: Inventing room? It looks more like a Turkish bath to me. A-DING SWEET LOVERS LOVE THE SPRING-(An explosion in Mike's mouth knocks him backwards. BEAUREGARDE: You got a garbage strike going on here. four percent evaporation.) MRS. he couldn't find anything. the most secret room of my factory. (He throws an alarm clock into the cauldron. .
(Tests a pot. You can suck 'em and suck 'em and suck 'em. VIOLET: Me too! MIKE: And me! WONKA: Fantastic invention. still too weak. MR. . It makes
VIOLET: Did you say "Everlasting Gobstoppers"? (Wonka mouths the last words with her. butter gin . Too hot. then produces Everlasting Gobstoppers. You can suck 'em forever. silly boy. This is the most secret machine in my entire factory. that's great stuff. For children with very little pocket money. . a buzzer goes off. SALT: That's gourmet cooking for you. . MRS. A few more tests. The machine goes through a long process. Revolutionize the industry.) Aaa! VIOLET: What's the matter? Mr. and they'll never get any smaller. Forgive me. Please. WONKA: That's exploding candy for your enemies.) WONKA: No! Don't. Beauregarde tries to look into the Everlasting Gobstopper machine. (He puts sneakers into a pot. but liquor is quicker.
sizzle old Slugworth.) CHARLIE: But what's it do? WONKA: Can't you see? Everlasting Gobstoppers. but no one must look under there. SALT: What's that for? WONKA: Gives it a little kick. VERUCA: I want Gobstopper. (Mr.MRS. Never.) WONKA: That's right. SALT: Wonka? Butterscotch .
Far too cold. isn't it. Not ready yet. . Great idea. though.
MR. Wonka? WONKA: Too cold. At least I don't think they do. Needs more gelignite.) MR. (Wonka pushes a button. TEEVEE: Your teeth! MIKE: Boy. CHARLIE: What's it do? WONKA: Would you like to see? CHARLIE: Yeah. you've got something going on inside of here? WONKA: Candy is dandy. TEEVEE: Mike! WONKA: I told you not to. This is the one that's really going to
. MIKE: How do you make 'em? WONKA: I'm a trifle deaf in this ear.
Who wants an Everlasting Gobstopper? (The children say "Me!" or "I do!") WONKA: I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them for yourselves and never show them to another living soul as long as you all shall live. (He laughs. is the most enormous miracle of the machine age: the creation of a confectionery giant! Finito! VERUCA: That's all? WONKA: That's all?!? Don't you know what this is? VIOLET: By gum. VIOLET: What's so fab about it? WONKA: This little piece of gum is a three course dinner. another one!
I want WONKA: Wrong! It's the most amazing. Now come along. and one is enough for anybody. it's special.
She's my revolutionary. Agreed? (Veruca crosses her fingers behind her back. dear friends. I only hope my Veruca doesn't want one. WONKA: Isn't she scrumptious?
WONKA: No. Now over here. MR.) CHILDREN: Agreed.Speak a little louder next time. Now: button. and one for you. but I haven't got it quite right yet. roast beef. it's gum!
VERUCA: Hey. button. SALT: Bull. you twit! WONKA: Everybody has had one. WONKA: Here? CHARLIE: Yeah.) MIKE: What a contraption.
VIOLET: Stop squawking. WONKA: Good. SALT: Well. the contraption begins to work) What you are witnessing. who's got the button? CHARLIE: It's over there.
. sensational gum in the whole world.) One for you. (He hands them out. what about Charlie? WONKA: And one for Charlie. all right. GRANDPA JOE: Eh. I have something rather special to show you. WONKA: (pushes the button. she's got two. non-pollutionary mechanical wonder. MR. fabulous. if you'll follow me. VIOLET: (grabbing the gum) I don't care. and one for you.
Look what it's done to my kid! WONKA: It always goes wrong when we come to the dessert. don't . BEAUREGARDE: Yeah. BEAUREGARDE: You're blowing up like a balloon! WONKA: Like a blueberry.) What's for dessert. BEAUREGARDE: You can say that again. I wouldn't do that. I can actually feel it running down my throat! It's delicious! WONKA: Stop.WONKA: Oh. MR. what are you doing now?!? You're blowing up! VIOLET: I feel funny. Blueberry pie and cream! It's the most marvelous blueberry pie that I've ever tasted! CHARLIE: Look at her face!
VIOLET: So long as it's gum. really wouldn't. but your face is turning blue! Violet. VIOLET: (continuous) And every chew gets better and better! Mmmm . you're turning violet. this sure is great soup. Charlie. VIOLET: (sighs in disgust) CHARLIE: What's it taste like? VIOLET: Madness! It's tomato soup! It's hot and creamy. what's happening to your face? VIOLET: Cool it.
I MR. MR. . VIOLET: What's happening? MR. . BEAUREGARDE: Violet. she's a nitwit. Violet! VIOLET: What are you talking about? WONKA: I told you I hadn't got it quite right yet. BEAUREGARDE: Holy Toledo. BEAUREGARDE: Violet. now don't you do anything stupid. second course is coming up! Roast beef and a baked potato! Mmmm. MR. Wonka? GRANDPA JOE: Because. Dad! Lemme finish. CHARLIE: Why doesn't she listen to Mr. . MR. Always. BEAUREGARDE: Somebody something! Call a doctor! do
. then that's for me. BEAUREGARDE: With sour cream? (He laughs. GRANDPA JOE: I'm not surprised. MR. . Hey. baby? VIOLET: Dessert? Here it comes.
. BEAUREGARDE: We've got to let the air out of her.) MR. Wonka. Three good. if it's the last thing I ever do! I got a blueberry for a daughter . REVOLTING. please. I'll get it right in the end. WALLPAPER ROOM
MR. BEAUREGARDE: Explodes?!? WONKA: It's a fairly simple
WONKA: Wait a minute. please. . BEAUREGARDE: I'll get even with you for this. well. WONKA: Oh. (to the group) Well. MR. (The Oompa Loompa leads him away. Hurry. She has to be squeezed immediately before she explodes. haven't you. quick! WONKA: There's no air in there. . BEAUREGARDE: You've really done it this time. Lickable wallpaper for
. MR. TEEVEE: Stick her with a pin. . BEAUREGARDE: Juice?!? WONKA: (to an Oompa Loompa) Would you roll the young lady down to the juicing room at once. They
operation. MR. nasty little children gone. OOMPA LOOMPAS: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA DEE DOO I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU (OO OO OO) OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA DAH DEE IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME GUM CHEWING'S FINE WHEN IT'S ONCE IN A WHILE IT STOPS YOU FROM SMOKING AND BRIGHTENS YOUR SMILE BUT IT'S REPULSIVE.) WONKA: Where is fancy bred? In the heart. well. BEAUREGARDE: What for? WONKA: For squeezing. or in the head? Shall we roll on? (An Oompa Loompa hands him his cane) Thank you. two naughty. Must show you this. CHARLIE: She'll pop! WONKA: It happens every time! all become blueberries. well . AND WRONG CHEWING AND CHEWING ALL DAY LONG THE WAY THAT A COW DOES OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH GIVEN GOOD MANNERS YOU WILL GO FAR YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO MR. MR. 40. sweet little children left.MRS. long way to go yet. Wonka. VIOLET: Help! Help!
(Wonka plays the pipe whistle. I'll break you for this. BEAUREGARDE: Hmm? WONKA: That's juice.
Charlie. . CHARLIE: What do we do now. it tastes like a pineapple.) Mmmm. Charlie. oh. it tastes like an orange.) GRANDPA JOE: Let's take a drink. Wonka?
GRANDPA JOE: You're right. and we are the dreamers of dreams. CHARLIE: What's it making. Bubbles.
. There'd be children floating around all over the place. GRANDPA JOE: A small one won't hurt us. I got a plum. Don't be mean! WONKA: No. don't hang about. (Charlie drinks. not bad. (He opens a bottle and drinks. You're going to be wild about this next room.nursery walls. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries! VERUCA: Snozzberries? heard of a snozzberry? Who ever
MIKE: Come on. Lick a pineapple. try it. come along. Come along. CHARLIE: We can't stay up here all day! GRANDPA JOE: You're right. Wonka isn't gonna like this. CHARLIE: Grandpa. The strawberries taste like strawberries. VERUCA: Oh.) Well? CHARLIE: Nothing's happening.
WONKA: But I daren't sell it yet. no. GRANDPA JOE: Oh. but AAAAAA! OH. oh. Lick an orange. Grandpa?
WONKA: Fizzy Lifting Drinks. oh.
WONKA: We are the music-makers. nobody's watching. (All but Charlie and Grandpa Joe exit. let us try some. and the gas is so terrifically lifting that it lifts you right off the ground like a balloon. Yet. Absolutely not. . bubbles everywhere. . . no. MIKE: Mmm. Go ahead. let us try some! Please? VERUCA: Oh. FIZZY LIFTING ROOM WONKA: Something very unusual in here. They fill you with gas. Charlie. isn't it high! Gosh!
GRANDPA JOE: I don't know. this banana's fantastic! It tastes so real. WONKA: Try some more. I can't understand WHYYYY . OH! We're in big trouble! Mr. Charlie. 41. Come along now. but not a drop to drink. It's still too powerful. I feel terribly strange . Mr. CHARLIE: Yeah.
but please . CHARLIE: Why not? I'm a bird!
GRANDPA JOE: I'm a plane! CHARLIE: I'm . Grandpa! works! Come on in. I-CHARLIE: (on "haven't") Come on. I think I hit an air pocket. . I . Look down. Charlie. GRANDPA JOE: I don't think I ought to . it'll chop us to bits! We're in trouble. . . Charlie.) (He
. . Grandpa. Grandpa.
GRANDPA JOE: Oh. be very careful. I can't get down! Help! Grandpa. I can't stop! CHARLIE: It's pulling me in! GRANDPA JOE: I can't stop! stop! CHARLIE: What do we do?
GRANDPA JOE: Look. wait for me! Wheeeeee! CHARLIE: Wheeeee! GRANDPA JOE: I'm a shooting star! CHARLIE: I'm a rocket! this is really great. Grandpa! Whee! GRANDPA JOE: All right. .
GRANDPA JOE: Oh. I'm a bird! I feel light as a feather. ohhhh.but-GRANDPA JOE: Wonderful. Oh! This is great! CHARLIE: (shooting upward) Hey. . . GRANDPA JOE: Let's just fly south for the winter. I don't know. somersaults. GRANDPA JOE: Ohhhh . it's fun. (He Try it. . you did it. . Charlie.) All right. give me your hand. Grandpa. Charlie. CHARLIE: Come on. I don't know. Grandpa. Grandpa. going too high! Hey. GRANDPA JOE: All right. Charlie. . try this. Charlie. CHARLIE: Watch this. Grandpa. We're really high now. Oh. I haven't been swimming in twenty years. CHARLIE: Hey. the fan! GRANDPA JOE: Stay away from it. CHARLIE: You can fly to the moon this way. Charlie. the air's fine! It GRANDPA JOE: somersaults. CHARLIE: Wow. CHARLIE: I'm gonna try and get down.
) 42. Wonka. From now on. SALT: What happens if they drop one of those eggs. we keep our feet on the ground. As you can see. Charlie. down the chute. (Charlie continues to burp. As a matter of fact. GRANDPA JOE: It's an educated
. sir. That's a great delicacy. quick! CHARLIE: There's nothing to grab on to! Help! We're gonna get killed! GRANDPA JOE: Help! CHARLIE: Help! GRANDPA JOE: Mr. they're larger than ordinary geese. VERUCA: Are they chocolate eggs? WONKA: Golden chocolate eggs. that's wonderful.) They don't know that.) Good boy. it's shined up and shipped out all over the world. MR. burp.GRANDPA JOE: Grab hold of something. CHARLIE: (burps) GRANDPA JOE: 'Atta boy. Burp again. Charlie. I'm going down! Quick. . But if it's a bad egg . let's catch up to the others! (One last burp.) Oooo. (They land. The geese are very temperamental. The Eggdicator can tell the difference between a good egg and a bad egg. But I wouldn't get too close. MRS. If it's a good egg. I haven't met the Oompa Loompa yet who could do it. These are the geese that lay the golden eggs.) 'Atta boy. (He covers Mike's mouth. Wonka? WONKA: An omelet fit for a king. Come on. Charlie. MIKE: But Easter's over! WONKA: Ssshhh . They're laying overtime right now for Easter. THE GEESE ROOM
WONKA: The Eggdicator. . (The two burp back and forth. But they are. Ahhhh. . come on. It's the only way. We're gonna be all right now. That's why we have the Eggdicator. I'm trying to get ahead for next year. They have to. burp! If you don't get down you'll be chopped into ribbons! CHARLIE: Help! I can't! Help! Help!
WONKA: I know what you're thinking: They can't be doing what they're doing. they're quadruple size geese which produce octuple size eggs.) GRANDPA JOE: Grab onto me. . TEEVEE: Eggdi-what?
GRANDPA JOE: You've gotta burp. please! Turn off the fan! Oh! Oh! (He burps. Charlie.
MR. SALT: Name your price. VERUCA:I WANT A BEAN FEAST MR. SALT: Wonka. SALT: What. Daddy. WONKA: She can't have one. SALT: Later. one of those. I want a golden goose. sweetheart. VERUCA: I want one! I want a golden goose! Gooses.Eggdicator. . MR. sweetheart. VERUCA:CREAM BUNS AND DONUTS AND FRUITCAKE WITH NO NUTS SO GOOD YOU COULD GO NUTS MR. I want one of those! MR. now! I WANT A BALL I WANT A PARTY PINK MACAROONS AND A MILLION BALLOONS AND PERFORMING BABOONS AND-GIVE IT TO ME
VERUCA: (elbowing Mr. VERUCA: No. all right. VERUCA: No. VERUCA:I want a feast MR. SALT: Huh.I want my geese to lay gold eggs for Easter MR. Daddy'll get you a golden goose as soon as we get home. Salt in the stomach) Now! I WANT THE WORLD I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD I WANT TO LOCK IT ALL UP IN MY POCKET IT'S MY BAR OF CHOCOLATE GIVE IT TO ME NOW
. SALT: You ate before you came to the factory. VERUCA: Who says I can't? MR. MR. VERUCA: At least a hundred a day
MR. how much do you want for the golden goose? WONKA: They're not for sale. SALT: It will. SALT: The man with the funny hat. CHARLIE: Here we go again.Geeses. WONKA: (singing) A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. MR. SALT: It's a lot of nonsense. VERUCA: Hey. SALT: You can have all those things when you get home. SALT: Anything you say VERUCA: And by the way . SALT: All right. . MR.
Salt finally got what he wanted. where's she gone? WONKA: Where all the other bad eggs go: down the garbage chute. Where does it lead to? WONKA: To the furnace. haven't they. OOMPA LOOMPAS: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME WHO DO YOU BLAME WHEN YOUR KID IS A BRAT PAMPERED AND SPOILED LIKE A SIAMESE CAT BLAMING THE KIDS IS A LIE AND A SHAME YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO'S TO BLAME THE MOTHER AND THE FATHER OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
. well. deemed a Bad Egg by the Eggdicator. SALT: Um . MR. Wonka. CHARLIE: Mr. .I WANT TODAY I WANT TOMORROW I WANT TO WEAR 'EM LIKE BRAIDS IN MY HAIR AND I DON'T WANT TO SHARE 'EM I WANT A PARTY WITH ROOMFULS OF LAUGHTERS TEN THOUSAND TONS OF ICE CREAM AND IF I DON'T GET THE THINGS I AM AFTER I'M GOING TO SCREAM I WANT THE WORKS I WANT THE WHOLE WORKS PRESENTS AND PRIZES AND SWEETS AND SURPRISES OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES AND NOW! DON'T CARE HOW I WANT IT NOW DON'T CARE HOW I WANT IT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW (Veruca. SALT: (laughing) The garbage chute. Mr. so they have a good sporting chance. I think that furnace is lit only every other day. falls down the chute.? Hold on! Veruca. Daddy's coming! (He jumps down the Eggdicator chute.
WONKA: Well not necessarily. CHARLIE: What's that? GRANDPA JOE: Veruca went first. . . MR. . MR. MR. will they? WONKA: Hmmm .) WONKA: There's gonna be a lot of garbage today. GRANDPA JOE: Well. SALT: Inside the . sweetheart. . . they won't really be burned in the furnace. She'll be sizzled like a sausage. SALT: (laughing heartily) To the furnace.) WONKA: She was a bad egg. She could be stuck just inside the tube.
GRANDPA JOE: Sorry I asked. WONKA: Everybody set? CHARLIE: Is this gonna go fast. TEEVEE: Mr. WONKA: My dear lady. Better grab a seat. GRANDPA JOE: Mr. CHARLIE: Grandpa! GRANDPA JOE: I'm getting it too! WONKA: MARTHA! ENTSCHWANDEST [MARTHA! VANISHED] leak in the
MARTHA! MARTHA! YOU
MIKE: It's getting in my eye! WONKA: (continuous) AH. Swifter than eagles . stronger than lions . can't we sit down for a minute? The pace is killing me. Charlie.
MIKE: You think Slugworth would pay extra to know about this? MRS. . I'm gonna really open her up this time and see what she can do. (Bubble suds begin to spray out at everyone. A thing of beauty is a joy forever. . . bubble cola. ginger ale. double bubble burp-a-cola. TEEVEE: Ohhhhhhhh! WONKA: Must be a distilling tubes. WONKA: Now hold on tight. bubble-ade. YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO WONKA: I don't understand it. Wonka. please.) MIKE AND MRS. Few people realize what tremendous power there is in one of those things. . It's got more gas in it than a politician. WONKAMOBILE ROOM (Oompa Loompas fill the Wonkamobile with soda. The children are disappearing like rabbits. transportation has already been arranged. TEEVEE: Just keep your eyes open and your mouth shut. beer bubbles. ginger beer. we still have each other. and all the crazy carbonated stuff that tickles your nose. the dance is about to begin. Grandpa? GRANDPA JOE: It should. double cola. they're going fast. 43. Well.) WONKA: Behold the Wonkamobile. ginger pop. Shall we press on? MRS. what's that they're filling it up with? WONKA: Oh. Places. MEIN GLUCK NAHMST DU MIT
. Wonka.IF YOU'RE NOT SPOILED THEN YOU WILL GO FAR.
he wouldn't have invented roller skates. Mr. Wonka! (They go through the Hsawaknow. and then the photograph is split up into millions of tiny pieces. my dress. TEEVEE: You mean that's as far as it goes? MIKE: Couldn't we have walked? WONKA: If the Good Lord had intended us to walk. "Wonkawash" That's it.
. it's even in my shoes! I'm soaked! It'll never come out! MIKE: It's sticking to my gun. Now I suppose you all know how ordinary television works. I do. Grandpa. (They take white coats and goggles. ladies and gentlemen. my hair. [OR (DO YOU) SHARE IT WITH ME. it's Wonkavision. MRS. why can't I do it with a bar of chocolate?" I shall now send this chocolate bar from one end of the room to the other. You photograph something and-MIKE: Sure. WONKAVISION ROOM WONKA: Wonkavision: my very latest and greatest invention. Mr. MRS.DIR [MY HAPPINESS YOU TAKE WITH YOU] MRS. So I said to myself. I'm sending you the cleaning bill. what was that we just went through? WONKA: Hsawaknow.) We have to be very careful. MIKE: It's television. The journey
Wonka. that's spelled backwards. . . "If they can do it with a photograph. WONKA: Uh.] MRS. TEEVEE: Is that Japanese? WONKA: No. TEEVEE: I'm dry cleaned! CHARLIE: Hey. Now would you all please put these on. TEEVEE: Oh. It has
GRANDPA JOE: Finest bath I've had in twenty years. TEEVEE: Oh. You photograph something. CHARLIE: Let's do it again. is over. WONKA: (continuous) GEHT ES HIN WO DU ENTSCHWANDEST [DOES IT GO WHERE YOU HAVE VANISHED] ODER TEILE ES MIT MIR. WONKA: You should open your mouth a little wider when you speak. 44. my face! Ohhhhhh . There's dangerous stuff inside.) MRS. and they go whizzing through the air down to your TV set where they're all put together again in the right order.
MIKE: Mr. Here it comes. MIKE: What about . TEEVEE: Mike! Are you there? WONKA: No good shouting here. . But it might have some messy results. MIKE: Look at me. action! MRS. Lights. MIKE: It's a TV dinner. WONKA: Taste it. . CHARLIE: It's perfect. . CHARLIE: It's real. GRANDPA JOE: It could change the world. the screen. action! MRS. TEEVEE: Oh. Goggles on. . camera. in a million pieces! MRS. Take it. TEEVEE: Mike. MIKE: Lights. Yes. TEEVEE: Mike? Why's he taking so long? CHARLIE: Million pieces take a long time to put together.
MRS. camera. . .
. can you send other things? Not just chocolate. come back . Wonka. GRANDPA JOE: It's a miracle. you take it. There it is. I'm sure I could. TEEVEE: (screams) WONKA: You can remove your goggles. CHARLIE: Where's the chocolate? WONKA: It's flying over our heads in a million pieces. TEEVEE: Mike! Where are you? GRANDPA JOE: He's up there. Now watch the screen. that's all. I don't really know. MIKE: How can you take it? a picture. it's delicious. people? WONKA: People? Hmmm .to be big because whenever you transmit something by television. It's just gotten smaller. I'm gonna be the first person in the world to be sent by television! MRS. it always ends up smaller on the other end. don't. where are they? WONKA: There's definitely something coming through. It's just
WONKA: Anything you like. TEEVEE: It's unbelievable. I suppose I could. MRS. WONKA: It's Wonkavision. please. I mean. get away from that thing! WONKA: Stop. Watch
WONKA: All right. MRS. I'm pretty sure I could.
TEEVEE: Is it Mike? WONKA: Well it's hard to tell. MIKE: Look at me. Wait 'til the kids back home hear about this.
MIKE (in the purse): Come on. there's a nail file in here . . Wonka) Well . Am I coming in clear? Hey. Mom. I said. Mom. Mom. MRS. You'll find the boy in his mother's purse. Wow. fortunately small boys are extremely springy and elastic. . . He's completely MIKE (in the purse): Hey. WONKA: (to an Oompa Loompa) To the taffy-pulling room. MRS. . "Am I coming in clear?" WONKA: Great. Mom. unharmed. I'm the first person in the world to be sent by television. . That should do the trick. or I'll gnaw*** my way out. what a wild trip that was. TEEVEE: You call that unharmed? MIKE: Wow. but I-MRS. MIKE: Where are you taking me? don't want to go in there! I
. what's he saying?
MRS. Mom. MRS. It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. . so I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. TEEVEE: Be quiet. But be extremely careful. TEEVEE: Nobody's gonna hear about this. . . there'll be nothing left. WONKA: Well. I feel fine. MIKE (in the purse): (on "You'll") If you don't let me out. MIKE (in the purse): Let me out. . I'll [smear your lipstick]*** all over everything. . I'm a TV star. TEEVEE: (wailing at the sight of Mike. everybody. (to Mr. now shrunk) Ooooooooh ho-hoooooh! GRANDPA JOE: Our little group is getting smaller by the minute.(Mrs. MIKE (in the purse): I'm warning you. TEEVEE: No. . MRS. TEEVEE: (losing it) T-t-taffy pull-(as the Oompa Loompa whispers to Willy Wonka) Oh. Teevee puts Mike in her purse. that was something. WONKA: (continuous) . MIKE: Don't worry about a thing. I do it again? Can
MRS.) MRS. let me out! It's dark in here. TEEVEE: Taffy . I want to be on TV. I'm famous.
don't speak. Teevee emits a noise. don't worry about them. Anyway. terrible old selves. For some moments in life there are no words. it's time to say goodbye. When they leave here. OUTSIDE WILLY WONKA'S OFFICE WONKA: So much to do. my dearest lady. Goodbye to you both. (The Oompa Loompas drag her out. But maybe they'll be a little bit wiser for the wear. I promise you they'll be quite all right. Excuse me for not showing you out. Whole day wasted. Wonka. OOMPA LOOMPAS: OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO I'VE GOT ANOTHER PUZZLE FOR YOU OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADAH DEE IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU GET FROM A GLUT OF TV A PAIN IN THE NECK AND AN I. (They enter the office. yes. I hope you enjoyed yourselves. I must answer that note from the queen. invoices and bills. adieu. . so much to do. what's gonna happen to the other kids? Augustus. what do we do now. GRANDPA JOE: Eh. Run along now.Q.) CHARLIE: What happened? something wrong? Did we do
GRANDPA JOE: I don't know. Veruca? WONKA: My dear boy.) No. Wonka? WONKA: Oh. letters .) Adieu. I'm terribly busy. (Mrs. Straight up the stairs.)
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH IF YOU'RE NOT GREEDY YOU WILL GO FAR YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO LIKE THE OOMPA OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
. (Mrs. OF THREE WHY DON'T YOU TRY SIMPLY READING A BOOK OR COULD YOU JUST NOT BEAR TO LOOK YOU'LL YOU'LL YOU'LL YOU'LL YOU'LL GET GET GET GET GET NO NO NO NO NO COMMERCIALS.(Mike continues to protest.) WONKA: And now. parting is such sweet sorrow. . no. well. Charlie. CHARLIE: Mr. You'll find the way. But I'm gonna find out. they'll be completely restored to their normal. Mr.
45. WILLY WONKA'S OFFICE (Everything is cut in half. Teevee faints backwards into Grandpa Joe's arms.) 46. no. (He enters his office. Goodbye. I won't hold you responsible.)*** WONKA: (to the Oompa Loompa) No.
shall forfeit all rights. et cetera . Charlie. (Long pause. meet Mr. . I'll get even with him if it's the last thing I ever do. sir! GRANDPA JOE: You're a crook! You're
a cheat and a swindler! That's what you are. CHARLIE: Slugworth! WONKA: No. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized. he'll get one. sir.) WONKA: So shines a good deed in a weary world. clear as crystal! You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. let's get out of here. and licenses herein and herein contained. . forgive me for putting you through this. memo bis punitor delicatum!" It's all there. How can you do a thing like this? Build up a little boy's hopes and then smash all his dreams to pieces. black and white. .GRANDPA JOE: Mr. no. GRANDPA JOE: I just wanted to ask about the chocolate. CHARLIE: For you? known as
. my boy . . (Charlie leaves the Gobstopper on Willy Wonka's desk. . He works for me. You won! You did it! You did it! I knew you would. Mr. . wrong! Under Section Thirty-Seven B of the contract signed by him it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if--and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy: "I. Charlie? WONKA: Wrong. Charlie . . .) CHARLIE: Mr. the undersigned. so you get nothing! You lose! Good day. When does he get it? WONKA: He doesn't. GRANDPA JOE: Why not? WONKA: Because he broke the rules. Charlie. . et cetera. Oh. did we. (Wilkinson--formerly Slugworth--enters. Wilkinson. forgive me. Wilkinson. that's not Slugworth. Wonka . GRANDPA JOE: What rules? We didn't see any rules. I just knew you would. fax mentis incendium gloria culpum. Come in.) WILKINSON: Pleasure. et cetera. You're an inhuman monster! WONKA: I said Good Day! GRANDPA JOE: Come on. Wonka? WONKA: I am extraordinarily busy. for Charlie. The lifetime supply of chocolate. . If Slugworth wants a Gobstopper. privileges. Please. Charlie. sir. et cetera .
Charlie. Mr. yes. This way please. Wonka. And up until now I've pressed them all . Hold on tight. . the chocolate. Go ahead. congratulations! WONKA: Get up. the grand and glorious jackpot. It can take you to any room in the whole factory just by pressing one of these buttons. our town looks so pretty from up here. GRANDPA JOE: Yeah. Grandpa Joe. everybody. Charlie. . Here it comes. we'll never get through. We'll be cut to ribbons! WONKA: Probably. Charlie. we have so much time. . sir. . Step in. .
An but and and
(The Wonkavator crashes through the roof and flies into the sky. we have to get on.
CHARLIE: Grandpa. I'm not exactly sure what's going to happen. except one.) GRANDPA JOE: You did it. CHARLIE: Wow. . and so little to do. and squareways and frontways and any other ways that you can think of. CHARLIE: Get through what? WONKA: Ah-ha! GRANDPA JOE: going . You won! GRANDPA JOE: Won what? WONKA: The jackpot. Faster. Just press a button and ZING! You're off. We'll take the Wonkavator. And you passed the test.? You mean we're
WONKA: Up and out! GRANDPA JOE: But this roof is made of glass. . This one.WONKA: I had to test you. . the Wonkavator can go sideways slantways and longways backways . my dear sir.
. We have to get on. Reverse it. Take a look.
CHARLIE: button. . look over here. This is the Great Glass Wonkavator. It'll shatter into a thousand pieces. but that's just the beginning. elevator can only go up and down. If we don't pick up enough speed. . faster .)
WONKA: There it goes. Strike that. Any of these buttons. CHARLIE: And frontways? WONKA: . CHARLIE: The chocolate? WONKA: The chocolate. GRANDPA JOE: It's an elevator. Charlie. I think I see our house. WONKA: It's a Wonkavator. Hold on.
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CHARLIE: What happens to the rest of-WONKA: The whole family. DO IT WANT TO MAKE THE WORLD THERE'S NOTHING TO IT THERE IS NO LIFE I KNOW TO COMPARE WITH PURE IMAGINATION LIVING THERE YOU'LL BE FREE IF YOU TRULY WISH TO BE
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